00:00:05Okay, I guess we are on.
00:00:14And it looks like we are live.
00:00:17All right, there.
00:00:18Welcome, blah, blah, back.
00:00:20We're going to do some American Truck Simulator.
00:00:22They came out with Illinois here.
00:00:28It's been a while since I really did live streaming.
00:00:32So I thought I'd try some on a different server.
00:00:44All righty.
00:01:00See?
00:01:02Job.
00:01:28All righty.
00:01:44Where are we going to go?
00:01:48Start off in Champagne.
00:01:51Yeah, it's a little high.
00:01:54Yeah, what the hell.
00:01:59It's a thousand miles.
00:02:02Okay.
00:02:28Six-thirty-seven.
00:02:34Let's go to Mis-Misery.
00:02:42All right, yeah.
00:02:43The GPS is messing up again.
00:02:46Go figure.
00:02:47Go figure.
00:03:06Go forward.
00:03:16The GPS will straighten itself out later.
00:03:32Red lights are for sissies.
00:03:37Almost hit me up by a truck.
00:03:57This thing buggies.
00:04:01For only a 400 horsepower.
00:04:09The GPS will turn off.
00:04:11The GPS will turn off.
00:04:12The GPS will turn off.
00:04:13The GPS will turn off.
00:04:14The GPS will turn off.
00:04:18The GPS will turn off.
00:04:20The GPS will turn off.
00:04:22The GPS will turn off.
00:04:23The GPS will turn off.
00:04:24The GPS will turn off.
00:04:24The GPS will turn off.
00:04:25The GPS will turn off.
00:04:26The GPS will turn off.
00:04:27The GPS will turn off.
00:04:27The GPS will turn off.
00:04:28The GPS will turn off.
00:04:32The GPS will turn off.
00:04:52For the mouse, huh?
00:05:32So we got a dead head.
00:05:34We got about 90 miles.
00:06:19One person watching?
00:06:21Cool.
00:06:37Some kind of XP there.
00:07:01Turn those four waves off.
00:07:03I don't need them on.
00:07:04I just hit the wrong button.
00:07:05That's all.
00:07:13I had the lights.
00:07:18There we go.
00:07:21Got the lights now.
00:07:37We got 51 miles to go.
00:08:09Watch it.
00:08:39Watch it watch it
00:09:04Oh
00:09:04Going way over the speed limit
00:09:24Get off my bumper
00:09:31Come on out of my way
00:09:33I gotta go
00:09:50Okay, we only got 20 miles to go now
00:09:54Can't wait till that GPS
00:09:57Rates itself back out
00:09:58Okay, let's go
00:10:55Okay, let's go
00:11:08I don't think that cop behind me was too keen on that.
00:11:20Where are we going?
00:11:26Is it this way we're going?
00:11:41All right, where is this...
00:11:47Where is this trailer at?
00:12:04Something's straight ahead here.
00:12:12Here we go.
00:12:16Enter.
00:12:23Yeah.
00:12:31Missouri.
00:12:33Misery.
00:12:44Right ahead.
00:12:45Oh, tractor.
00:13:11You got to wind your back wheels up with the landing gear.
00:13:16Here we go.
00:13:28Here we go.
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:51All righty now, let's get the heck out of here.
00:13:57We got...
00:13:57We got...
00:13:58What do we have on here?
00:14:01Oh, if Meb was watching, he'd be proud.
00:14:03Okay, I got to find my way out of here.
00:14:22Get around that.
00:14:36I don't think I'm going to make that corner.
00:14:43Come on.
00:14:54Yeah, I made it.
00:15:03We got all kinds of stuff all over the darn place.
00:15:06We got all kinds of stuff all over the darn place.
00:15:36You better open that damn gate.
00:15:48Take her a little wide.
00:15:50We got all kinds of stuff all over the darn place.
00:15:51We got to find out.
00:16:04We got to find out.
00:16:31Oh, you son of a-
00:16:41I'm driving here.
00:17:26I'm driving here.
00:17:53I'm driving here.
00:18:22Oh, that's kind of brave.
00:18:34I guess that sooner or later that, um, GPS will straighten out.
00:18:40I'm driving here.
00:19:10I'm driving here.
00:19:59411 miles ago.
00:20:16Uh, whoever's watching, welcome.
00:20:39Not yet.
00:20:41I'm driving here.
00:21:38I'm driving here.
00:21:46Use me.
00:21:48I'm driving here.
00:21:48I'm driving here.
00:22:18I'm driving here.
00:22:53Do I have an ambulance coming up on me?
00:22:56No, I don't think so.
00:23:02Oh, it's a beer truck.
00:23:08But I do have a police right about now.
00:23:11Oh, missed.
00:23:21I'll get you.
00:23:41Hey, he's gotta slow down sometime.
00:23:52Ah, wussy.
00:23:57Hey.
00:24:11Hey.
00:24:25Hey.
00:24:31Hey, I guess somebody left.
00:24:34Hey.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:48Hey.
00:28:10Watch it, watch it, watch it, keep it up, keep it up.
00:28:42Get the greasy side down.
00:28:50There we go.
00:28:57Ooh, I hate that.
00:30:12Oh, look.
00:36:44There's more of those speed bumps.
00:36:59And he's out of here.
00:37:12Yeah, I didn't even hit the brake.
00:37:14He's out of here.
00:37:51I love knocking out teeth.
00:38:08That girl is very intense.
00:38:17Oh, gotta slow down.
00:38:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't leave the road so quick.
00:38:53Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:48There's a chance, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:49There's a chance you might be in the wrong business.
00:39:51Yeah, yeah.
00:40:36Well, only seven more miles to go on this boat.
00:40:43Hit the brakes.
00:41:39Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you.
00:42:19Looks like we got somebody watching.
00:44:58And now let's go back to our terminal or somewhere in Illinois.
00:45:06Do, do, do, do, do, do.
00:45:28First, let's go back to our garage.
00:46:43Just a little bit.
00:47:02Next, we'll be right back.
00:47:11Oh, that's 600 miles, why not?
00:47:20Now the thing is mixed up again.
00:47:53Now the thing is mixed up again.
00:47:59There we go, portable meth lab again.
00:48:01Now the thing is mixed up again.
00:48:33Get out of my way, copper.
00:48:42I didn't hit them as hard as I wanted to.
00:48:53Come on, come on, come on.
00:48:55Now the thing is mixed up again.
00:48:57Now the thing is mixed up again.
00:48:58Now the thing is mixed up again.
00:49:41Oh, we could do those like that, but this ain't the cruising one now.
00:49:53This ain't the cruising one.
00:49:58We're in Champaign, Illinois anyway.
00:50:10Yeah, this is what I'd like.
00:50:17Chicago, 200 miles.
00:50:19Let's go.
00:50:27Campaign to Chicago, that's what I'm talking about.
00:50:38Where is it?
00:50:40Hell, it's over here somewhere.
00:50:43You little green flag.
00:51:06On the other side of the building here.
00:51:18Uh-huh.
00:51:22One on the end there.
00:51:28Back her up.
00:51:39Back her up.
00:51:41Back her up.
00:51:56New line.
00:52:04Did she grow up?
00:52:05Did she grow up?
00:52:09There's a python ŁŲ°Ų§.
00:52:11in a refrigerated trailer okay
00:52:31come on hook that damn thing up
00:52:41this way I'm messing myself up a little bit here by doing it this way
00:52:54there we go
00:53:00there we are
00:53:07all right looks like we got 204 miles to go
00:53:14gps is messing up it'll straighten itself out later always does
00:53:47it's so
00:53:47yeah
00:53:47yeah
00:56:48Alright, I'm governed at 65.
00:58:39Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant.
00:58:42It depends.
00:59:26Stupid Tesla.
01:00:33Enlightened you.
01:01:22Okay.
01:01:32Spin tires on pavement.
01:01:44Let me see, what do I weigh?
01:01:47Oh, I only weigh 58,000 pounds.
01:01:49Oh, okay, I ain't that heavy.
01:01:56Now lock the GPS straightened up.
01:02:12Ooh, you son of a bitch.
01:02:16A little close, wasn't it?
01:02:3380 miles to go.
01:02:35Okay.
01:02:37I got it.
01:03:03Be good.
01:03:30103 miles
01:03:39113 miles
01:03:41113 miles
01:03:44113 miles
01:03:51113 miles
01:03:53114 miles
01:03:53113 miles
01:03:58113 miles
01:06:23Oh, I know where I'm at.
01:06:26Oh, I know where I'm at.
01:06:53Let's go straight this way.
01:07:08I'm afraid of the dark.
01:07:13Wait a minute.
01:07:16Looks like I got no risk right.
01:07:18Right?
01:07:32Right here.
01:07:35It wants me to make a gooey turn.
01:07:45Oh, well.
01:07:51Then they have to be parked right there where I need that space.
01:08:06Which way are we going?
01:08:09Which way are we going?
01:08:28Ah, and they said let there be light.
01:08:39All right.
01:08:41All right.
01:08:41All right.
01:08:57Let me turn this way.
01:09:08I don't do very well here.
01:09:10I don't do very well here.
01:09:25I don't do very well here.
01:09:25I don't do very well here.
01:09:25I don't do very well here.
01:10:08Don't get off the wrong way.
01:10:32Somebody said hi.
01:10:34Hello.
01:10:47Hello.
01:10:52Hello.
01:11:01Hello.
01:11:18Which way you got me going now?
01:11:40I got to make another switchback.
01:11:57Oh, I know where I'm at.
01:12:01I used to pick up candy over by here.
01:12:15Yep.
01:12:16Yep.
01:12:18Okay.
01:12:19Okay.
01:12:49You get the power.
01:12:51Okay, we are at 41 miles.
01:13:07Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it!
01:13:17Am I going back around another...
01:13:49Okay.
01:13:51Okay.
01:14:04Okay.
01:14:17Watch out for the low stuff over here.
01:14:32Wacker Drive.
01:14:41Another tunnel?
01:14:51What just happened?
01:14:56Oh, no.
01:14:59No, it looks like the game just crashed.
01:15:03So, that's going to probably be the end of the stream.
01:15:08Sorry about that if anybody is watching.
01:15:11I don't know.
01:15:13The game just crashed.
01:15:14Alright.
01:15:15See ya.
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