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GTA V Online Towtruck
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00:00Oh, for your viewing consideration in today's video, let's play some GTA 5 online, shall we?
00:05But first, but first, you know it.
00:07Welcome.
00:08Welcome.
00:09Blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:10Good whatever time of day it is to you there, madam or sir.
00:13Master Missy, whatever the darn case should be.
00:17If you can get games and watch out of here.
00:21Okay, we're going to make Meb happy.
00:22We're going to play with the tow truck today.
00:25And all that.
00:25But first, but first, this channel is rated 17 plus mature.
00:30Viewer discretion advised.
00:32For mature audiences only.
00:33No real human beings are being harmed in the making of this gaming video.
00:38I could sure enough curse like Richard Pryor.
00:40I say no, duh.
00:44And go, if you have a problem.
00:48There we go.
00:49So we're going to go play with the tow truck.
00:51Meb likes that.
00:53Haven't done one of these in a little while.
00:56So, why not?
01:00This is part of the salvage yard.
01:03Yes, I bought the most expensive tow truck because it looks like the international to me.
01:11And we're still in our Pavel attire here.
01:15For the last time, I don't look nothing like no damn tow truck.
01:26Okay, we're going to do two tow truck jobs.
01:31And everything else.
01:33Out of the damn way.
01:35Hey, first, you can paint this thing, but I don't want to spend the money on it.
01:50And look at all the different colors you can make it.
01:53No chrome?
01:55How dare you?
01:58Hey, hands off my pickle.
01:59All right, let's start this puppy.
02:11We're going to get the little weenie.
02:13You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's.
02:21Follow the yellow brick road or follow the yellow line.
02:24Oops.
02:25The only thing I don't like about this salvage yard is that one pickup truck there sticking out.
02:38Oh, my Lord.
02:41Now, sometimes these people will come after you.
02:44And sometimes they won't.
02:46Yeah, if you would pay your car bill.
02:56I wouldn't have to repossess it, now would I?
03:03Call me stupid.
03:06Oh, brother.
03:08This guy stinks.
03:09Just up the road, a hop, skip, and a jump.
03:21It's not like we've got to go to Polito Bay or anything.
03:36What are you so angry about?
03:39Oh, I almost passed it.
03:44Look how narrow these alleys are to get this tow truck in.
03:49Now, watch this.
03:52There's the car.
03:58Right in here.
04:09Oh, we didn't get their permission.
04:13I don't need their permission.
04:15I have been, for a long time, a rotten little bitch.
04:21And you'll see this rotten little dog come after me.
04:25Right there.
04:26Look at this fat heifer.
04:27I'm from the Midwest.
04:29We fool.
04:30Please do not call him a fat pig.
04:32You're from the Midwest.
04:34We're in the West.
04:40And she had no money on her.
04:44Thing is lucky I'm not armed.
04:45You unzip, you go to the urinal, and you touch yourself.
04:55Like I said, every now and then, you'll get them coming after you.
05:02Fuck me.
05:03Get back here, you little freak.
05:14Yes, I ran her over.
05:18She's definitely gone.
05:21Come on.
05:22Come on.
05:26Makes it a little bit difficult.
05:28Come on.
05:33Watch out for the trees.
05:40What would you say?
05:42You do.
05:44Oh, you gotta lift the car up.
05:46Look.
05:46I'm towing the car on all four wheels.
05:52Up you go.
06:03I was molested by a clown.
06:06Okay.
06:14Stand back, boys.
06:16This pig is mine.
06:20Okay.
06:21On our way back to the salvage yard.
06:25Where we will...
06:28Take this thing apart.
06:30And make some money from it.
06:33I am gonna beat the holy fuck, fucking, foggity fuck out of one of you.
06:49Okay.
06:50Now he'll be giving me a call here in a minute.
06:56I like it a lot.
07:00He calls me right here.
07:03Almost here?
07:07Nice.
07:08We can get the car ready to be disassembled.
07:10Which means payment won't be far behind.
07:13Payment's quite a few behind, actually.
07:18I think it's a full GTA day.
07:25But it's money anyway.
07:29Open says me.
07:30Now there's a delay in between car one and another car.
07:44So, you know, I usually go to my bail office.
07:49Send Bip Bop and Bebop out.
07:52And come back.
07:53What's up?
07:54Bye.
07:54That's just what I do.
08:07Or you go into another lobby.
08:12Either one works.
08:13Bye.
08:15Like I'm doing.
08:16Going into another lobby.
08:17Still got $7,800 in the safe.
08:29Okay.
08:30We'll strip that thing to pieces and get the deals done.
08:37I got some jelly beans.
08:39You like jelly beans?
08:42Yeah.
08:42Do you like jelly beans?
08:43Let's go for another ride.
08:48What other vehicle are we going to get?
08:49Are we going to get a dissatisfied car owner?
08:53I smoke, I drink, I fuck bitches, I skate.
09:01I'm basically the shit.
09:05Like I said, this is the only thing I don't like about this one right here.
09:10That truck there.
09:12I'm so, so sorry.
09:21Not.
09:26You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
09:32Alright.
09:33I cut some of the travel time down.
09:38And again, this is in a tight spot.
09:42Butt head.
09:44I used to drive truck and go up into the northeast.
09:48This ain't nothing.
09:57You know, if you can back down an alley.
10:01In New York City.
10:03For three blocks.
10:04And the dock is at the end of the third block.
10:08With a 53 foot trailer.
10:11You can do anything.
10:12You can go to Hunts Point Market.
10:28And survive out of that place.
10:30You're doing good.
10:31If you focus and try anything on the snake outs, I will tell on you tomorrow.
10:42Okay.
10:44Yeah.
10:49Polls are optional.
10:50All right.
10:51All right.
10:51All right.
10:54I will never contact that ugly ass call.
10:57Come on.
11:00Keep it on the road in between the lines.
11:11I'd like to buy some glue, please.
11:16Allow me to demonstrate.
11:17All righty.
11:27Yeah, this one's the more expensive one of the two tow trucks.
11:31But I like it.
11:31Like I said, it looks like an international inside.
11:36That's why I like this one.
11:38All right.
11:41Bring the car in.
11:42We'll salvage the parts and get paid in no time.
11:46Well, then how come I didn't get paid no time with the other one yet?
11:50You still haven't...
11:52Haven't...
11:52Taken it apart completely.
11:54That would be a lie.
12:02I did not endure 2,000 mentor roulettes to be dictated to by a shitty little Muppet.
12:13Wanted dead or alive.
12:16There we go.
12:18Okay.
12:19I think it takes a GTA 5 day each.
12:25When you wung it in.
12:30Yeah, watch this face for some Monet.
12:33All right.
12:33We're going to go over to our garment factory.
12:36I put all of the cars that I won in the casino over here.
12:48I'd buy that for a dollar.
12:49I still like that FIB library on my, um, terabyte.
12:59Oh, Pavel ain't in here.
13:04Jody, but you don't do nothing.
13:09Frankie, old lady.
13:10Rally the threat of terror.
13:17Yes, I do like that.
13:19The black makes it come out pretty good.
13:22I did have this chrome, and it was kind of like transparent, the FIB library.
13:29Let's go downstairs.
13:30Let's go show you the casino cards.
13:32I have won so far since last September.
13:36On PC.
13:43I put them all in one spot.
13:46Since September, I haven't won that many vehicles.
13:49This motorcycle.
13:50I just won this one last week.
14:04This one I won a while back.
14:07And this purple one.
14:14And at the time, I won it for also Money H.
14:19Not Monet.
14:20Money H.
14:22I deleted her account.
14:26All righty then.
14:29Everything must come to an end.
14:31Hope you enjoyed it, Meb.
14:35There you go.
14:36Tow truck time.
14:37And what's Trevor doing?
14:48Well, same stuff as before.
14:55Viewer discretion advised.
14:57Okay, now.
15:02Did I mention this channel is 17 plus mature?
15:05There you go.
15:12All righty then.
15:16So with that, I hope you enjoyed this video as much as I enjoyed making it.
15:20We'll make more.
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15:30Bring some friends along.
15:32See you in the next whatever we do.
15:36And of course, we are out of here.
15:39See ya.
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