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00:00:29Great darts.
00:00:30Now where are you?
00:00:31He's coming back on.
00:00:38Welcome back to the World Darts Championship.
00:00:41In this cricket match, Smith and Henriksen have closed the 20s through the 15s and have
00:00:45two bullseyes.
00:00:46They're also ahead by 20 points.
00:00:48Whitman and Keyes have closed the 20s through the 15s and have one bullseye.
00:00:52Alistair Whitman is going to need three bullseyes to win the first televised world championship.
00:01:01And he's really going to have to hit three because Henriksen has been hammering the bullseye
00:01:05all night.
00:01:06Well, if anybody can get a hat-trick, it's Alistair Whitman.
00:01:17Oh, that all but ends the match.
00:01:20He has to hit a double bullseye to win.
00:01:22And he's completely blocked it.
00:01:24Start engraving Smith and Henriksen on the trophy.
00:01:51Women and Keyes have won the world championship.
00:01:53I am Scott Smith.
00:01:55How did he do that?
00:01:56It's not human, I tell you.
00:01:57Somebody get down there and stop me and Glover.
00:01:59That is the greatest clothing store in the history of this game.
00:02:02Wrown by the greatest player in the history of this game.
00:02:05That's for you, weirdo mittens.
00:02:08Weirdo mittens.
00:02:33You were not in the CIA.
00:02:35Yes, I was.
00:02:36I was in Berlin when the wall came down.
00:02:38Do you think that happened by itself?
00:02:40You're so full of shit, Birch.
00:02:46All right, showtime, Mitch.
00:02:48Oh, showtime, baby.
00:02:55All right, all right.
00:02:57You got this, Hank.
00:02:58All we need is one bullseye to win.
00:03:00Are you crazy?
00:03:01He hasn't hit a bullseye all night.
00:03:03No way.
00:03:03Well, I'm willing to bet you double or nothing on your bar tab.
00:03:05He's going to hit one right now.
00:03:07Oh, you're on.
00:03:08All right.
00:03:10You're due.
00:03:11One bullseye, okay?
00:03:13You got this, baby.
00:03:16One bullseye.
00:03:19One bullseye.
00:03:51what in the hell were you aiming at what do you think how the hell am i supposed to know
00:03:56you hit literally every other damn thing in the room except the bullseye you know hank that happens
00:04:03again the rules say that if you catch the dart before it hits the floor you can shoot it again
00:04:09thanks have you ever caught a dart that bounced off the board no have you ever seen anybody catch
00:04:14a dart that bounced off the board no have you ever even heard a story about someone catching a dart
00:04:19that bounced off the board no thanks that's great advice you're trying to be cute hank
00:04:26now i'm gonna kick your ass all right dude yeah let's go
00:04:32show time baby show time
00:04:37drinks
00:04:50yeah
00:04:55hey thanks for the drinks our pleasure anytime showtime baby showtime
00:05:14that loss drops us number eight in the standings one more and we're right out of the playoffs
00:05:19yeah dana was right i didn't hit a bull all night no bro you just gotta learn how to close
00:05:24the game
00:05:24it doesn't help with you betting the whole tab on the match can we afford that i know
00:05:30i should have made a disclaimer like only their drinks like you couldn't buy for ian and virgil too
00:05:34but i'm an idiot yeah sorry
00:05:40oh oh johnny ray he's just a kid from my home
00:05:46dude what are you doing
00:05:48i'm talking about jackie yeah i just couldn't think of a song with jackie in it
00:05:53was that supposed to be come on eileen
00:05:56it's nowhere near the lyrics dude
00:05:58it's not about the song hank what i'm talking about here is closing the deal
00:06:02you only live once bro
00:06:04yeah okay when's the last time you went on a date
00:06:06i've dated most of girls around here
00:06:09i've just run out of options it's a small town
00:06:11i'm gonna die alone
00:06:12you want another hand
00:06:14shut up dude
00:06:18i am beat
00:06:20i know
00:06:23i'm never playing them again
00:06:25i'm done i hate them
00:06:26it's so stupid
00:06:28you know next time baby don't worry about it
00:06:30show time new show time
00:06:32hey hey
00:06:34diddle for the middle
00:06:35see who opens in the morning
00:06:36dude
00:06:40shit
00:06:45uh have a good night man
00:06:47uh have a good night man
00:06:51uh
00:06:53uh
00:06:57uh
00:07:03uh
00:07:13uh
00:07:13hey jackie
00:07:14hi
00:07:15how was the match last night
00:07:18tough one huh
00:07:19we'll bounce back
00:07:21you want something
00:07:22yeah uh just some flights i guess
00:07:24what do those ones say on them
00:07:26these
00:07:26uh the ones next to them
00:07:29foxy mama
00:07:30uh
00:07:31it's funny
00:07:32cause i was gonna ask
00:07:33have you ever had one before
00:07:36um
00:07:37no
00:07:39really
00:07:40they're kind of awesome
00:07:41in fact you should come by the bar sometime
00:07:43we could have one together
00:07:45yeah i
00:07:46i really don't think that's gonna be my thing
00:07:48come on you can at least try one
00:07:50i think you'll like it
00:07:51and if for some reason you don't
00:07:52i'll get you something else
00:07:55what the hell are you talking about hang
00:07:57what do you mean
00:08:02oh okay
00:08:03ah
00:08:04oh my god
00:08:05i thought you said um
00:08:06bahama mama like the drink
00:08:08ah
00:08:08okay
00:08:09yeah
00:08:10that makes way more sense
00:08:11i was like
00:08:12she wants to share a foxy mama with me
00:08:15have we met
00:08:15no
00:08:17um sorry
00:08:17it's in my head i heard bahama mama
00:08:19i've been making drinks way too long
00:08:21you still want them
00:08:23yeah i gotta get them now right
00:08:24it's two bucks
00:08:25don't even worry about it
00:08:26these are on me
00:08:29really
00:08:29you come in here almost every day and buy something
00:08:32i think i could let this slide
00:08:34oh
00:08:35thanks
00:08:35you're welcome
00:08:40um
00:08:41i gotta
00:08:42get back to work
00:08:43but
00:08:44thanks again
00:08:47and seriously
00:08:48if
00:08:49if you want to come by the bar one night
00:08:51i'll
00:08:51make us a couple of bahama mamas
00:08:54maybe it'll be your thing
00:08:56i might just take you up on that
00:09:01i'll see ya
00:09:09hey hank
00:09:10you still haven't gotten my latest check from when i produced back to the future and i was wondering
00:09:15you did not produce that movie
00:09:16yes i did
00:09:17no you didn't
00:09:18i looked it up
00:09:19yes i did
00:09:20i'm the one who told bob to use a delorean
00:09:22do you know what the time machine was before that?
00:09:25a refrigerator
00:09:27how bad would that movie have sucked if they used a refrigerator
00:09:30then how come you're not on imdb?
00:09:32cause i'm the uncredited guy behind the scenes
00:09:35my ass
00:09:37you're a very kind young man
00:09:48and can i please bum off
00:09:50piss off
00:09:50here
00:09:51virgil
00:09:52someone left us here
00:09:54thanks buddy
00:09:55one of these days
00:09:56no worries
00:09:58all right
00:09:59another rusty nail
00:10:00make it a double
00:10:08bro
00:10:08this is pathetic
00:10:10we need to do a ladies night or something
00:10:13we've had three
00:10:14i've been wanting to do karaoke night though
00:10:16that could be cool
00:10:17yeah that could be cool
00:10:18but we need something
00:10:20something big
00:10:21something different
00:10:22some way to get people in here
00:10:24hey
00:10:24real people
00:10:25ah
00:10:26we gotta think outside the box
00:10:32let's uh
00:10:32let's go work on your bullseyes
00:10:34and we'll try to cut an idea
00:10:35yeah
00:10:35we gonads
00:10:42maybe we'll try to cut an idea
00:10:43if we only want interior
00:10:43we're not kamu
00:10:52we're not arbitrary
00:10:56all right
00:10:58i think outside
00:11:03we got to explain
00:11:05to how we haar
00:11:05so
00:11:05how we are
00:11:14See, I can hit the 20s through 15s all day.
00:11:17When it comes to the bullseye,
00:11:18I have some kind of mental block.
00:11:20Rusty nail!
00:11:21One minute, Ian.
00:11:21Don't think about it.
00:11:22Just try throwing the dart as fast as you can without thinking.
00:11:29Crap.
00:11:30Still waiting on that drink, Hank!
00:11:32Yeah, Ian, one second.
00:11:34That's...
00:11:34That was better.
00:11:35Okay, now...
00:11:36I don't know.
00:11:37Move your stance a little bit, okay?
00:11:40Try throwing from a different angle.
00:11:41Switch things up, but don't think about it.
00:11:43Jesus Christ, give me those things, would you,
00:11:44before you hurt yourself?
00:11:45Wait.
00:11:47You need some room.
00:11:54Rusty nail!
00:11:55Now!
00:12:00What the fuck?
00:12:13Is it two doubles in a one?
00:12:16Is that five bulls?
00:12:18Five.
00:12:18It was two doubles in a one, wasn't it?
00:12:20That was amazing.
00:12:23Yeah.
00:12:24How'd you do that?
00:12:25Here.
00:12:26On the house.
00:12:28How'd I do that?
00:12:29I imagine the bullseye was your face.
00:12:31Okay.
00:12:32You want to throw a game with us?
00:12:33No.
00:12:34Why not?
00:12:35Because you're idiots.
00:12:36Whoa.
00:12:37Who do you call an idiot?
00:12:38I've sat here and watched you guys throw hundreds of games, and you suck ass.
00:12:42I'd rather throw darts at my own nuts.
00:12:45We're not idiots, are we?
00:12:47No.
00:12:48He's an asshole.
00:12:49Hey, turn this up, would you?
00:12:53Oh, what?
00:12:54Oh, Hank, with sugar and cinnamon and whatever the hell else you like, would you please turn
00:13:00this up?
00:13:02You could write a children's book.
00:13:04Hi, I'm Dirk McIntyre, and I'm standing outside Uptown Social with Nicky and Lance Gallia,
00:13:09the brother duo from Manchester, England, who some believe are the greatest to ever play
00:13:13the game of darts.
00:13:14They're here in Chicago to play for their 10th World Darts Championship, first time it's
00:13:17ever been held in our country.
00:13:19Welcome to America, gentlemen.
00:13:20Yeah, we're here to play some team from some place for the World Championship.
00:13:25Who gives a cock?
00:13:27Gentlemen, I need to remind you that we are on national television.
00:13:29Oh, so sorry.
00:13:31In that case, .
00:13:37So, you're playing the American champs, Jules the Dutch Dragon Van Dongen, and Chuck
00:13:41Pipe's Coolio for your 10th World title.
00:13:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dutch Robin and the pips.
00:13:45We played him 100 times in every different format, and we're 100 now.
00:13:50It's embarrassing, honestly.
00:13:52We're embarrassed for the entire nation.
00:13:54But it would tie you with the legendary Alistair Whitman.
00:13:58him the f***ing blanket.
00:13:59Again, national television.
00:14:01And he is considered to be the greatest dart player that's ever lived.
00:14:04In fact, didn't he come out of retirement to beat U2 for the Manchester Cup?
00:14:08What the f*** would you bring that up for?
00:14:09He couldn't carry me f***ing sack him.
00:14:12We're the best that's ever been, and that's a f***ing sack.
00:14:15So, you've been in town for a while, and the rumor is that it's not just to tune up for
00:14:18the big match.
00:14:19We're there to record our first f***ing album.
00:14:22So, the rumor's confirmed.
00:14:24Is there anything you can tell us about the record?
00:14:26All you need to know, friend, is it's going to be the best f***ing thing you've ever f***ing
00:14:31heard in your own miserable goddamn life.
00:14:34Gotcha.
00:14:35Do you have a name for this upcoming record?
00:14:37No, we don't have a f***ing title yet.
00:14:38It doesn't f***ing matter, does it?
00:14:40It's going to be the biggest f***ing thing ever.
00:14:43I'm sure it will be.
00:14:45Is there anything you want to say to Jules and Chuck before the match?
00:14:47Yeah, yeah.
00:14:48F*** you, you f***ing tossers, alright?
00:14:51You f***ing f***er brains.
00:14:55So, f***.
00:14:57Understood.
00:14:59And fellas, before you go, I gotta ask, it's night time.
00:15:02Why are you two wearing sunglasses?
00:15:03Why did you?
00:15:04I'm about to punch you in the face right now.
00:15:06We have daytime sunnies, nighttime sunnies, rock and roll sunnies, and dark throwing sunnies.
00:15:11And we never, ever take off our sunnies.
00:15:15Do you even have sleeping sunglasses?
00:15:19F*** yeah!
00:15:25What a great couple of guys.
00:15:26Well, the best two out of three World Darts Championship match will be broadcast here
00:15:30from Uptown Social live tomorrow night in Chicago.
00:15:33You won't want to miss it.
00:15:34What's his problem?
00:15:35Who gives a s***?
00:15:36Dude, we should go in the city and watch this match tomorrow night.
00:15:39Hell yeah, I'm down.
00:15:40Alright.
00:15:41Ooh, who's going to watch the bar?
00:15:45Eh, diddle for the middle.
00:15:47Heh.
00:16:12Hey, you made it.
00:16:13I couldn't go another day without trying a Bahama Mama.
00:16:17Coming right up.
00:16:19I'm going to take a beer and a whiskey meek.
00:16:23Showtime, baby!
00:16:25Showtime!
00:16:27Hey, buddy!
00:16:28Where's Hank?
00:16:30How about later we'll play for tonight's bar tab, too?
00:16:34Showtime, baby!
00:16:36Showtime!
00:16:37Don't you two have to get tired of being you two?
00:16:40No.
00:16:41No.
00:16:44There you are.
00:16:46Cheers.
00:16:47Cheers.
00:16:53That is really good.
00:16:54I told you.
00:16:56How are those flights treating you?
00:16:58They were good.
00:16:59Um, they're not Bahama Mama good, but they're not bad.
00:17:03Yeah, I came by last night and...
00:17:05You were here?
00:17:06Only for a second.
00:17:07You were throwing and I didn't want to bother.
00:17:09No, no, no.
00:17:09You should have said something.
00:17:11I was, um...
00:17:12I was looking forward to seeing you.
00:17:15Nick!
00:17:17Today's the day!
00:17:21You've always been so nice to me, and you're a very kind young man, and I want to give
00:17:26you something.
00:17:27I appreciate it.
00:17:28Thank you, Virgil, but that's not necessary.
00:17:30No, no, no.
00:17:31I want to.
00:17:32You're very kind, and I hope I'm not offending you.
00:17:35No, no, no.
00:17:35You're not offending me.
00:17:36I'm just in the middle of something, so...
00:17:38Great, because you're very kind, and I want to give you something.
00:17:41Come here.
00:17:43I am here.
00:17:44No closer.
00:17:44It's a secret.
00:17:48Closer.
00:17:51What I want to give you...
00:17:52I'm not offending you, am I?
00:17:54Not with anything you've said.
00:17:57Good, because you're very kind.
00:17:59What I want to give you...
00:18:00It's about this big, and it's real.
00:18:04At least it feels real.
00:18:06I'm sure I'm not offending you.
00:18:07Um, I don't...
00:18:09I don't think so.
00:18:10I don't know.
00:18:11Well, a famous actor buddy of mine I met on Point Break.
00:18:15He gave this to me back in the 90s.
00:18:17I think he paid a fortune for it then.
00:18:19And it's real.
00:18:21Like I said, I mean, it feels real.
00:18:23And it's got real hair on it and everything.
00:18:27And I used to use it all the time.
00:18:29But I'm getting older and stuff,
00:18:31and I can't really get it going anymore.
00:18:35So now I want you to have it.
00:18:39Um, no.
00:18:41I don't think so.
00:18:43Do you understand what I'm trying to give you a hand?
00:18:45Yeah, I think I do, but I'm not...
00:18:47You're making a big mistake.
00:18:49This once belonged to...
00:18:50Jesus Christ, Virgil.
00:18:51No one wants your old, used, death trap of a pocket.
00:18:54Thank you, Ian.
00:18:57I'm sure you don't want it.
00:18:58Ugh.
00:19:01Make some noise!
00:19:03Come on!
00:19:05Representing the United States of America,
00:19:08the challengers.
00:19:10Let's hear it for Jules,
00:19:12the Dutch Dragon Van Doggen,
00:19:14and Chucky Plank Paleo.
00:19:16Let's hear it, Chucky, Chucky, Chucky!
00:19:20Jules, Jules!
00:19:21Jules!
00:19:22Jules!
00:19:23Make some noise for these guys.
00:19:24Come on, let's hear it.
00:19:26Everybody say, oh, yeah!
00:19:28Yay!
00:19:29Hey, that's for the bar tab.
00:19:32They don't make it to a third game.
00:19:35And from Manchester, England,
00:19:38ladies and gentlemen,
00:19:39the defending nine-time world champions,
00:19:43the undisputed masters, my friends.
00:19:45They're going for the record tonight.
00:19:46They're going for number 10.
00:19:48You think they can do it?
00:19:49Well, ladies and gentlemen,
00:19:50let's hear it for Nicky,
00:19:52the Manchester Moller, Galleon,
00:19:55and Lance Prettybar, Galleon.
00:19:57The Galleon Brothers.
00:19:58Let's hear it.
00:20:04Woo!
00:20:10Hello, ladies and gentlemen,
00:20:11and welcome to tonight's
00:20:12World Darts Championship match.
00:20:14I'm joined in the booth
00:20:15by the one and only
00:20:16former national champion himself,
00:20:18Sean Grafton.
00:20:18Welcome aboard, Sean.
00:20:19Thanks a lot for having me, Dirk.
00:20:21Glad to be here.
00:20:21Absolutely.
00:20:22So, do you have any thoughts
00:20:24on tonight's match?
00:20:25The Americans are going to have
00:20:25a tough road ahead of them.
00:20:26The Galleon Brothers
00:20:27are the best team in the world
00:20:28and have never lost a single game
00:20:29to Jules and Chuck.
00:20:30They have a tough road indeed.
00:20:32Do you have any advice for them?
00:20:33I would tell the Americans,
00:20:34since there's a lot of bad blood
00:20:35between the two teams,
00:20:36just to relax.
00:20:37Don't let the Galleon Brothers
00:20:38get under their skin.
00:20:39Sounds like good advice.
00:20:40Well, let's go down to the Yaki
00:20:42as the match is about to begin.
00:20:44Hey, do we get free drinks
00:20:45in the booth
00:20:46or do I have to bring my own?
00:20:48Good luck, gentlemen.
00:20:50Shake hands and shoot well.
00:20:52Ah, for fuck's sake.
00:20:54You two mugs again.
00:20:55America is fucking huge.
00:20:57There's got to be somebody better
00:20:58than you two
00:20:59from sea to shining sea.
00:21:01You would have beat your assholes
00:21:02and he'll decide
00:21:02if you didn't cheat.
00:21:03Who the fuck needs to cheat
00:21:04to beat you two tossers?
00:21:05What do you call messing around
00:21:06every time we're at the board?
00:21:07Okay, okay, fellas.
00:21:09Go back to your tables
00:21:10and let's play some darts.
00:21:14You know,
00:21:15I haven't thrown darts
00:21:17in about a month.
00:21:20This one's for your mums.
00:21:23And this one...
00:21:24He just hit a triple 20
00:21:25without even looking
00:21:26at the board.
00:21:27Then a triple 19.
00:21:28This last one...
00:21:28He can't possibly
00:21:29hit the 18s.
00:21:30You do know that too, can he?
00:21:31Oh my God, he did it!
00:21:33He threw a white horse
00:21:34without looking.
00:21:35That's even more amazing
00:21:36than Jordan's
00:21:37no-look free throws.
00:21:38It's unbelievable.
00:21:40Where's my drink?
00:21:41That was amazing.
00:21:43I'm telling you
00:21:44that they're the best ever.
00:21:45Ha ha!
00:21:49It's going to be impossible
00:21:50to overcome
00:21:51that amazing turn
00:21:51at the hockey.
00:21:54Let's go!
00:21:55We're going to be releasing
00:21:56our greatest darts album
00:21:57before you throw a dart.
00:21:59Why don't you show
00:21:59some sportmanship
00:22:00and let me take my turn?
00:22:01Hey, pull that shit again
00:22:03like you did in Germany.
00:22:03I'm going to kick your ass.
00:22:10The galleons have completely
00:22:11taken the wind
00:22:12out of their sails.
00:22:16A single 17.
00:22:19Oh!
00:22:22Is this some kind of a joke?
00:22:24This is the best
00:22:25your country is to offer?
00:22:27The bad blood continues.
00:22:31Chuck just threw a punch at Lance.
00:22:33Oh, it looks like
00:22:33he may have hit Jules.
00:22:34Broke my nose.
00:22:35What the hell just happened?
00:22:36Fuck your nose,
00:22:37I broke my down hand.
00:22:41Drinks!
00:22:42The match has been canceled.
00:22:44The match has been canceled.
00:22:46This is the first
00:22:47world darts championship
00:22:48that's going to be
00:22:48a no decision.
00:22:49It's unbelievable.
00:22:50I've never seen anything
00:22:51in my day.
00:22:51So there's still time
00:22:52to get my drink
00:22:52and do this at the table.
00:23:07What in fuck
00:23:08is wrong with you?
00:23:09Can't you see
00:23:10we're creating?
00:23:11We have a problem.
00:23:13You're about to have
00:23:14a bigger one
00:23:15when I shove this base
00:23:15up your ass.
00:23:18Why don't we get
00:23:19Wilkins and Williams?
00:23:23There's Hooper and Michaels.
00:23:25No piss off.
00:23:27Why do we have to play
00:23:29any of these
00:23:29twat waffles anyway?
00:23:30Because we are trying
00:23:32to bring this sport
00:23:33to America
00:23:33and if you want
00:23:34to be global stars,
00:23:36sell out your music tour
00:23:37here and get minted,
00:23:39then we need
00:23:40a championship match
00:23:41where you don't
00:23:42start a fight
00:23:43and insult
00:23:43the entire nation.
00:23:45Well, I'll feel
00:23:46sorry for them
00:23:46if that's the best
00:23:47they have
00:23:47because those two
00:23:49are a couple
00:23:49of muggy bitches.
00:23:51See, that's exactly
00:23:52what I'm talking about.
00:23:54And by the way,
00:23:56we're sick
00:23:56of playing
00:23:56fucking cricket.
00:23:58You threw
00:23:58exactly three darts
00:24:00at cricket.
00:24:01What are you
00:24:01talking about?
00:24:03This was just
00:24:04delivered for the
00:24:04Gallien brothers
00:24:05and the man
00:24:06said it was urgent.
00:24:08It's probably
00:24:09another love letter
00:24:10from Emma Watson.
00:24:12Boy, is he still here?
00:24:15No, he left immediately.
00:24:16What does it say?
00:24:19I have something
00:24:20you want.
00:24:21You have something
00:24:22I want.
00:24:23If you want a chance
00:24:24to win back
00:24:24the only trophy
00:24:25you ever lost,
00:24:26then we found
00:24:30our team.
00:24:30the dark side
00:24:32of the moon?
00:24:35They're a level
00:24:36C pub team.
00:24:38You'll destroy them.
00:24:39I know.
00:24:40It's bloody perfect.
00:24:53Hey, how much
00:24:55dough you got
00:24:56in the bank?
00:24:58Not a lot.
00:24:59Why?
00:25:02Is everything okay?
00:25:03Yeah.
00:25:04Oh, yeah.
00:25:05Yeah, I was just
00:25:06just curious.
00:25:07That's all.
00:25:09I'm Azelman.
00:25:10Hey!
00:25:11Oh, yeah.
00:25:12Come on in.
00:25:12It's ladies.
00:25:14Hey, first drink's
00:25:15on the house.
00:25:17Yeah, come.
00:25:18Sit down.
00:25:19I'll tell you
00:25:20about the time
00:25:21I had dinner
00:25:21with the president
00:25:22of Botswana.
00:25:24I think we're
00:25:25in the wrong spot.
00:25:26No, no, no.
00:25:26No, no.
00:25:27This is the right spot.
00:25:28We can throw in
00:25:29a second round, too.
00:25:33Oh, you know,
00:25:34they just texted.
00:25:35They're at the Ritz.
00:25:36Oh, great.
00:25:37Let's go.
00:25:38Whoa, whoa, whoa,
00:25:39come back.
00:25:40We can do a third round.
00:25:42What the hell, Virgil?
00:25:44What'd I do?
00:25:48I thought that third round
00:25:50might...
00:25:51Hi, I'm looking
00:25:52for Hank Fuller
00:25:53and Austin Turner.
00:25:55Uh, I'm Hank
00:25:57and this is Austin.
00:25:59Who are you?
00:26:00Some sort of
00:26:01dill collector?
00:26:02No.
00:26:03I'm Lester Harrison,
00:26:04chairman of the
00:26:05Championship Darts Corporation.
00:26:07Oh, crap.
00:26:08I think I forgot
00:26:08to send in our dues.
00:26:09This isn't about that.
00:26:11This is something
00:26:12much different.
00:26:13I'm here to offer you boys
00:26:14the opportunity
00:26:15of a lifetime.
00:26:17How would you like
00:26:18to play the Galleon Brothers
00:26:19for the Darts Championship
00:26:21of the World?
00:26:24What?
00:26:25This is some kind of joke.
00:26:26No, this is completely
00:26:27on the level.
00:26:28After the
00:26:29no decision last night,
00:26:30we've decided
00:26:31to give an unknown team
00:26:33a shot at the title.
00:26:34And we've chosen you.
00:26:38Why?
00:26:39Picture this.
00:26:41An unknown team
00:26:42comes from nowhere
00:26:44with a shot
00:26:45at the greatest title
00:26:48in the world of darts.
00:26:50Think of what it'll do
00:26:51for the sport.
00:26:52For every little kid
00:26:53who ever picks up a dart
00:26:54and dreams that maybe
00:26:56one day
00:26:56they too
00:26:58can be a world champion.
00:27:00Will you pay anything
00:27:02to play?
00:27:03No, but
00:27:06$100,000
00:27:07goes to the winner.
00:27:10We'll do it.
00:27:11Wait a minute.
00:27:11Wait a minute.
00:27:12Wait a minute.
00:27:12We're not going to win
00:27:13$100,000.
00:27:14We can't even
00:27:14meet Mitch and Dana.
00:27:16These guys are going
00:27:16to destroy us.
00:27:17Yeah, of course they are.
00:27:18It's going to be a massacre.
00:27:20Who cares?
00:27:21This is what
00:27:22we've been looking for, Hank.
00:27:24The promo for the bar.
00:27:26It's going to be on TV, right?
00:27:28See?
00:27:29This is amazing.
00:27:30We can wear our pub t-shirts
00:27:31for the whole country to see.
00:27:33Talk to the beachers,
00:27:34see if they'll do
00:27:34an article on us.
00:27:35I don't know,
00:27:36get on the radio,
00:27:37talk about the match,
00:27:38promote the bar.
00:27:39This is amazing, bro.
00:27:40Austin.
00:27:41I'm Hank.
00:27:43Hank.
00:27:44Your mate is making
00:27:45a lot of sense.
00:27:46What do you say, gentlemen?
00:27:48Hell yeah.
00:27:49We're in.
00:27:54Awesome.
00:27:55All right.
00:27:57Let's get started.
00:28:05A decade later
00:28:07I can say
00:28:11Finally broke
00:28:13the scale
00:28:17To every rule
00:28:19a consequence
00:28:23Remind me
00:28:24We're driving
00:28:32Don't stay
00:28:33I would be better
00:28:39to wait
00:28:44Don't stay
00:28:49I'm feeling me
00:28:51He's going
00:28:51He's going
00:28:52He's going
00:28:52He's going
00:28:53He's going
00:28:53He's going
00:28:56He's going
00:28:56He's going
00:28:56All right.
00:28:57Guys, guys,
00:28:57it's coming on.
00:29:05It looks like
00:29:06there's been a shake-up
00:29:06in the world of darts.
00:29:08In an unprecedented move,
00:29:09the Championship Darts Corporation
00:29:11has chosen
00:29:13Dart Side of the Moon,
00:29:14an unknown Michigan City team
00:29:16to play for the World Darts Championship.
00:29:18Do we know what city
00:29:20in Michigan they're from?
00:29:21Michigan City, Indiana!
00:29:24Anyways,
00:29:25the match will take place
00:29:25this Saturday at 8 p.m.
00:29:27here at Uptown Social.
00:29:28You can catch it here live,
00:29:29but if you'd like to go down
00:29:30and cheer on the underdogs
00:29:31in person,
00:29:32you might want to get there early
00:29:33because this one
00:29:34probably won't last long.
00:29:35Good luck, fellas.
00:29:37That sucked.
00:29:41Well,
00:29:42I should get back to the shop,
00:29:44but I thought it was great.
00:29:48Hey, Jackie,
00:29:50um,
00:29:51do you want to come
00:29:52to the match on Saturday?
00:29:54They're going to destroy us
00:29:55and it's going to be
00:29:56really embarrassing,
00:29:56but it would be cool
00:29:58to have you there.
00:30:00Um,
00:30:01I bought a ticket
00:30:02the moment you told me about it.
00:30:13Are we going to make
00:30:14complete fools of ourselves
00:30:15on national TV?
00:30:17Yeah, you will.
00:30:18Unless you do exactly
00:30:19what I say.
00:30:20What happened to you?
00:30:23You want a chance to win?
00:30:25Win what?
00:30:26The World Dart Championship, Hank.
00:30:28We're not trying to win.
00:30:30They're the best ever.
00:30:31Don't be ridiculous.
00:30:31They are not the best ever,
00:30:33but with that attitude,
00:30:34you will make asses
00:30:35of yourself.
00:30:36Do you think we actually
00:30:37have a chance to beat them?
00:30:38I know this.
00:30:39If I teach you and coach you,
00:30:41you will not go on national television
00:30:43and look like complete morons.
00:30:48I don't know.
00:30:49What are we going to do
00:30:49in a few days?
00:30:50We're certainly not going
00:30:51to get any worse.
00:30:52You, besides,
00:30:53we should try to be our best, right?
00:30:54We're going to be shooting
00:30:55on national TV,
00:30:56playing with shirts
00:30:57with Michigan City
00:30:58in the pub on them.
00:30:59We can't show up
00:31:00like we don't give a shit, right?
00:31:04All right.
00:31:05All right.
00:31:06Let's get to work.
00:31:06We got a lot to do.
00:31:08Now?
00:31:08Now!
00:31:12Can we get
00:31:13some more drinks here?
00:31:14Yeah, sure.
00:31:14What are you doing?
00:31:16Going to go get some drinks?
00:31:17No, no, no, no.
00:31:18We're training.
00:31:19What about our customers?
00:31:21It's not my problem.
00:31:22Find a solution now.
00:31:26Well, I guess
00:31:27we don't need any drinks.
00:31:28Hold on.
00:31:30I didn't give an idea.
00:31:33What about...
00:31:34You think?
00:31:36He's always here anyway.
00:31:39Yeah, sure.
00:31:40Why not?
00:31:41Hey, Virgil.
00:31:43You want a job?
00:31:46Doing what?
00:31:47Tendon bar.
00:31:48We can't pay much
00:31:49and you're going to make
00:31:49crappy tips, but...
00:31:50Okay.
00:31:51Have you ever
00:31:52tended bar before?
00:31:53I mean, I used to own
00:31:54the most popular
00:31:55bistro in Paris.
00:31:56We had...
00:31:57All right.
00:31:57All right.
00:31:57Let me show you a few things.
00:31:58No, that's okay.
00:31:59I got it.
00:32:09I didn't know
00:32:09you had a neighbor.
00:32:10Hey, pour vous, monsieur.
00:32:13Oh.
00:32:14A vodka martini,
00:32:15extra dirty,
00:32:16and a Zorn after two.
00:32:44I did not see that coming.
00:32:47It's like watching
00:32:48a horse ride a bike.
00:33:05The five things it takes
00:33:07to be a great dart player.
00:33:09Number one,
00:33:10how to stand at the hockey.
00:33:11It's an hockey.
00:33:12Hockey is the line
00:33:12you throw the darts from.
00:33:13Why don't you say the line?
00:33:14Because it's called
00:33:15an hockey.
00:33:18Your feet should be
00:33:19a foot to a foot
00:33:20and a half apart.
00:33:21Your weight
00:33:21balanced upon
00:33:22your front leg
00:33:23with a line
00:33:25from the 20
00:33:25through the bullseye
00:33:27to the middle
00:33:28of your foot.
00:33:32Yep.
00:33:33Your back leg
00:33:33behaves as a kickstand.
00:33:35You should be comfortable
00:33:37and relaxed.
00:33:39Comfortable?
00:33:40Are we relaxed?
00:33:43Gentlemen,
00:33:43I can't tell you
00:33:44how concerned I am
00:33:45as to whether you're
00:33:46comfortable and relaxed
00:33:47or not.
00:33:49Number two,
00:33:49how to throw away darts.
00:33:51I know how to throw away.
00:33:51Shut up.
00:33:52Arm raised
00:33:53at a 90 degree angle,
00:33:54your forearm
00:33:55completely straight.
00:33:57Aim,
00:33:58draw back,
00:33:59fire,
00:34:00and follow through.
00:34:02Ideally,
00:34:03there should be
00:34:03as little movement
00:34:04as possible.
00:34:08Good.
00:34:08I'll do that
00:34:09a couple thousand times.
00:34:10A thousand?
00:34:10A couple thousand
00:34:12while I watch.
00:34:14Fellas,
00:34:15I'm going to teach you
00:34:16as my father taught me
00:34:18with hard work,
00:34:19respect,
00:34:20and dedication
00:34:21for the game.
00:34:22When I am done with you,
00:34:23you will know darts.
00:34:25Better yet,
00:34:26you will know
00:34:26yourselves.
00:34:29I will make you
00:34:30dart-throwing machines.
00:34:33I will also make you
00:34:35gentlemen of the sport.
00:34:42People are laughing at us.
00:34:48Yeah, they are.
00:34:49You look ridiculous.
00:34:51Get used to it.
00:34:53Hank,
00:34:54you can't hit bullseyes
00:34:55when you're all alone
00:34:56at home.
00:34:56What do you think
00:34:57is going to happen
00:34:58when you're at
00:34:58the World Dart Championship
00:34:59there's a huge crowd
00:35:00of people there
00:35:01and TV cameras
00:35:02pointed directly at me.
00:35:04Holy shit.
00:35:05Holy shit is right.
00:35:06Which is why
00:35:07I want you guys
00:35:07to do two things for me.
00:35:09Number one,
00:35:09no drinking before the match.
00:35:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:35:11No drinking?
00:35:12Correct.
00:35:13You mean while we're throwing?
00:35:14No, I mean no drinking.
00:35:16But what about
00:35:16when practice is over
00:35:17and I said no drinking,
00:35:19period?
00:35:20Hold on,
00:35:20but I like to wind down
00:35:21after a long time.
00:35:21Then get Harvey Wallbanger
00:35:22here to coach you.
00:35:28At number two,
00:35:29I got a task
00:35:30on this piece of paper
00:35:31that I want you to complete
00:35:32before the match.
00:35:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:35:36I didn't say stop throwing.
00:35:37Get back to the hockey.
00:35:40As little movement
00:35:40as possible, right?
00:35:42Little movement
00:35:42as possible.
00:35:43How long, too?
00:35:44You both look like pigs.
00:35:51Are you sure
00:35:51this is what he meant?
00:35:53What is said
00:35:53on the piece of paper?
00:35:54It's crazy.
00:35:55It's a practice sport.
00:35:56It's going to take us
00:35:57forever to finish the game.
00:35:58I know,
00:35:59but we said we'd do it,
00:36:00so let's do it.
00:36:03Do we have to do it
00:36:03like this?
00:36:05I don't know.
00:36:07But we're here,
00:36:08so, bro.
00:36:09What happened?
00:36:10You bozos
00:36:11lose a bet?
00:36:14Fuck this.
00:36:15I'm out of here.
00:36:15Yep.
00:36:15Thank God.
00:36:18Austin.
00:36:19What?
00:36:21Austin!
00:36:33Number three.
00:36:34Strategy.
00:36:35We must always stay
00:36:37one step ahead
00:36:38of our opponents.
00:36:39They close one number,
00:36:40we close the next.
00:36:42They go for points,
00:36:43we go for more.
00:36:44We never play
00:36:46their game,
00:36:47thugs.
00:36:48And we wait for them
00:36:49to make the one
00:36:50little mistake
00:36:50that allows us
00:36:51to bounce and defeat them.
00:36:59Hank the Hammer?
00:37:00Number four.
00:37:02You gotta have
00:37:02a cool nickname.
00:37:04It is pretty cool.
00:37:05Yeah,
00:37:06because you're not
00:37:06being called
00:37:07a tosser.
00:37:27Ace of 18.
00:37:28I'm trying.
00:37:30Okay.
00:37:34Give me a number.
00:37:3717.
00:37:38Triple 15.
00:37:39On it.
00:37:41Okay.
00:37:42Lower.
00:37:46Nope.
00:37:48Nope.
00:37:48I'm leaving.
00:37:50Austin.
00:37:50Nope.
00:37:52Austin!
00:37:53Austin!
00:37:58I don't know what to do.
00:37:59I tried everything.
00:38:00Hank,
00:38:01what's your favorite
00:38:02number to throw at?
00:38:04Anything besides the bowls.
00:38:05No, I mean,
00:38:06what's your favorite number?
00:38:07Every dart player
00:38:08has a favorite number.
00:38:09I like 18s.
00:38:10Okay.
00:38:11Do you think
00:38:12you can hit
00:38:1318
00:38:14in that circle?
00:38:17I think so, yeah.
00:38:18All right.
00:38:19Let me see.
00:38:21Good.
00:38:21Now, the next time
00:38:22you throw,
00:38:22aim at that dart.
00:38:23Just use it
00:38:24as a marker.
00:38:30Okay.
00:38:30Yeah.
00:38:31I see that,
00:38:32but the 18s are easy.
00:38:33It's the bullseye
00:38:34can't hit.
00:38:35Yes,
00:38:35you can.
00:38:36The bullseye
00:38:37is a circle
00:38:38one and a half
00:38:39inches in diameter.
00:38:40It's actually
00:38:40one of the larger
00:38:41landing areas
00:38:42on the board.
00:38:43It's just
00:38:43an optical illusion.
00:38:46That space,
00:38:47you just hit
00:38:48all those 18s
00:38:49is the same size
00:38:51as the bullseye.
00:38:52If you can hit
00:38:53those 18s,
00:38:54you can hit
00:38:55the bulls.
00:38:55That's all
00:38:55there is to it.
00:38:57Now,
00:38:58throw at the bulls,
00:38:58but in your mind,
00:39:00just imagine
00:39:00that big open space
00:39:01where you hit
00:39:02all those 18s.
00:39:11What's that?
00:39:12Right?
00:39:12It's just an 18,
00:39:14right?
00:39:14Breathe.
00:39:16Picture the 18
00:39:17and throw.
00:39:31Awesome.
00:39:31Did you see that?
00:39:32Way to go, man.
00:39:33That's how you do it.
00:39:35The one out of three
00:39:36is not going to cut it,
00:39:38so let's get back
00:39:39to work.
00:39:40I can tell you this,
00:39:41the Galleon brothers
00:39:41are taking this
00:39:42more seriously
00:39:43than you guys are.
00:39:44I'm going to lose it.
00:39:47The Galleon.
00:39:53So then I thought,
00:39:55is it a gift from Evan
00:39:56to know that
00:39:57we're going to die?
00:39:59Right.
00:40:00Yeah, well,
00:40:01you should probably
00:40:03get sued.
00:40:04Is that an
00:40:05Mbop tattoo
00:40:06on your wrist?
00:40:07Yeah,
00:40:07but it's pronounced
00:40:08Mbop, love.
00:40:10Yeah, I'm pretty sure
00:40:10it's Mbop.
00:40:12No,
00:40:12it's Mbop.
00:40:14Anyway,
00:40:14why do you have
00:40:15a tattoo
00:40:16of a terrible song
00:40:17on your arm?
00:40:17A terrible song?
00:40:19Are you fucking kidding me?
00:40:20Have you ever
00:40:21listened to the lyrics?
00:40:22Yeah,
00:40:22don't they just say
00:40:23Mbop
00:40:23over and over again?
00:40:25Oh, no, love.
00:40:26It's a song
00:40:27about relationships
00:40:28and getting older,
00:40:30losing your hair,
00:40:32and flowers.
00:40:35It's like
00:40:36the Beatles
00:40:36when I'm 64,
00:40:38or Shakespeare,
00:40:40or Yates.
00:40:42It's fucking poetry,
00:40:43by the way.
00:40:44Here,
00:40:45listen to this.
00:40:46Can you tell me,
00:40:49oh, no,
00:40:51you can't,
00:40:52because you don't know.
00:40:54Can you tell me,
00:40:56you say you can,
00:40:59but you don't know.
00:41:00Can you tell me,
00:41:03oh,
00:41:04which flower
00:41:05is gonna grow?
00:41:07No,
00:41:09you can't,
00:41:09because you don't know.
00:41:12Can you tell me,
00:41:14whether it'll be a daisy,
00:41:15or a rose,
00:41:18you say you can,
00:41:19but you don't know it.
00:41:23Yeah,
00:41:25Mbop is still
00:41:25a terrible song.
00:41:27It's Mbop.
00:41:29I didn't finish
00:41:30telling you the lyrics.
00:41:32Lastly,
00:41:33and most important,
00:41:35number five,
00:41:37release the pressure.
00:41:40At all times,
00:41:41we want to be calm,
00:41:43relaxed,
00:41:44and in focus.
00:41:47my father would say
00:41:48that when he was in the zone,
00:41:49everything else in the world
00:41:50would go away.
00:41:52It was just him,
00:41:54his darts,
00:41:55and the dartboard.
00:41:57Don't let anything rattle you.
00:42:00We respond,
00:42:01we do not react.
00:42:03And remember,
00:42:06breathe.
00:42:15real hard.
00:42:17There we go.
00:42:21What do you want?
00:42:22What do you want?
00:42:23Bullseyes.
00:42:24It's time for bullseyes.
00:42:25Easy.
00:42:27I mean hard.
00:42:31Closer.
00:42:32Closer.
00:42:33Don't leave me hanging.
00:42:33I won't leave you.
00:42:34There it is.
00:42:37Bullseyes.
00:42:38Bullseyes.
00:42:57Bullseyes.
00:42:58Hey.
00:42:59Hey.
00:43:03How's it going?
00:43:05I'm on my way to training.
00:43:07I just wanted to come by
00:43:08and see you real quick.
00:43:09Great.
00:43:11How are you holding up?
00:43:12Big matches tomorrow.
00:43:14Yeah.
00:43:14It's crazy, right?
00:43:16You're still coming,
00:43:17aren't you?
00:43:18Of course.
00:43:18I'm so excited.
00:43:20And just think pretty soon,
00:43:21you're going to be world champs.
00:43:24I don't know about that.
00:43:26Hey, hey.
00:43:28Good luck tomorrow.
00:43:29We're all watching
00:43:30and rooting for you.
00:43:31Thanks, man.
00:43:32See?
00:43:33Well,
00:43:34what I was going to say is
00:43:36I don't know if we'll win,
00:43:37but if we can at least
00:43:38make it go to three games,
00:43:39that would be amazing.
00:43:41No,
00:43:41you're going to win.
00:43:42And when you do,
00:43:44you better not forget about us.
00:43:47Impossible.
00:43:49You guys have worked hard.
00:43:51Come a long way.
00:43:52There's just one thing left.
00:43:54What's that?
00:43:56Play me in a game of darts.
00:44:01Shoot well, gentlemen.
00:44:10Show me the best thing you got
00:44:13And I'll show you one better
00:44:18Show me your red is frozen
00:44:21And I'll show you one better
00:44:26Tell me your dirty joke
00:44:29And I'll laugh it off lightly
00:44:34If I tell you a dirty joke
00:44:37You might not like me
00:44:43Everyone gets to make one big mistake
00:44:50And if you wait, you know me
00:44:52Well, I guess you're going to have to wait
00:44:58Because I'm saving mine up for a very, very special day
00:45:06When I can fuck it all up in the most spectacular way
00:45:15Everyone gets to make one big mistake
00:45:22And if you're waiting on me
00:45:24Well, I guess you're going to have to wait
00:45:29And wait, and wait, and wait
00:45:31And when you're waiting
00:45:32Everyone gets to make one big mistake
00:45:34Sorry about that
00:45:35No, no, I swear I'll freeze quick
00:45:37And if you're waiting on me
00:45:41Well, I guess you're going to have to wait
00:45:44Hey, hey, hey
00:45:45You're going to have to wait
00:45:47Because I'm saving my night
00:45:49For a very, very special day
00:45:56Tough guy, thanks
00:45:57Show me the best that you've got
00:46:06And I'll show you what's better
00:46:08All right, uh
00:46:11Tomorrow, I'll pick you guys up before the match
00:46:13We'll go over everything
00:46:15Make sure you're in the right frame of mind
00:46:20Oh, and, uh
00:46:22I don't think I'm proud of you guys or anything
00:46:31Can you believe we just beat Ian?
00:46:33Bro, we might have a chance at winning tomorrow
00:46:35Yeah
00:46:38Excuse me
00:46:40Hey
00:46:41Sorry to interrupt
00:46:42Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:46:44Yeah, sure, yeah
00:46:45Oh, take your time
00:46:54Hey, Virgil
00:46:55You, uh
00:46:56Do me a favor
00:46:58So, I got you something for the match tomorrow
00:47:01You did?
00:47:02Yeah, it's not much
00:47:03And you don't have to use them
00:47:04If you don't want to
00:47:05But I just thought
00:47:10Turn it around
00:47:13This is great
00:47:14Oh, I'm definitely gonna wear this tomorrow
00:47:18Thank you
00:47:19And one for Austin
00:47:27He's gonna hate it
00:47:29It's great
00:47:31And I didn't know if Ian had a nickname
00:47:33So
00:47:37Yeah, that's
00:47:40That's him
00:47:41That'll do it
00:47:43Thank you
00:47:43Of course
00:47:48So, uh
00:47:50Where'd the name Good News come from?
00:47:51My grandparents were collectors
00:47:54They used to take me on these long drives
00:47:56Where we'd go to these little shops
00:47:58And they'd find these great pieces
00:48:01My grandmother used to find a piece she loved
00:48:03And say
00:48:03Well, here's some good news
00:48:06I always got a kick out of that
00:48:08That's cute
00:48:10So what about you, Hank?
00:48:11Was it always your dream to own a bar
00:48:13And play the World Darts Championship?
00:48:17No
00:48:17No, not even close
00:48:19Um
00:48:21The bar's been in the family forever
00:48:23But it sat empty for years
00:48:24And then
00:48:25After Mom died
00:48:26And me and Austin
00:48:27Moved back
00:48:28We were like
00:48:29Hey, let's get the old pub up
00:48:31And running again
00:48:32So
00:48:32So you and Austin?
00:48:34The half-brothers
00:48:35Different dads
00:48:36Huh
00:48:36I didn't know that
00:48:39Hey
00:48:41Ooh
00:48:42Do you have a few minutes?
00:48:44Sure
00:48:44What's up?
00:48:46I want to show you something real quick
00:48:47Here, come on
00:48:48Everywhere I go
00:48:51All of the signs point to you
00:48:55Like something divine
00:48:57And I hope this is forever
00:48:59There ain't no way
00:49:01Who is that?
00:49:03That is Jay
00:49:05He's great, right?
00:49:06Amazing
00:49:08How did I not know about this?
00:49:11He doesn't publicize it
00:49:12He just does these little impromptu shows
00:49:14And if you're in the know
00:49:15You get a little alert
00:49:17When one's happening
00:49:19It's pretty cool, right?
00:49:21Very cool
00:49:22Can I be in the know?
00:49:25I think we could work something out
00:49:27When life was like before you
00:49:32Everyone knows that I've been falling apart
00:49:37So then
00:49:38What is your dream, right?
00:49:41This must be love
00:49:43What?
00:49:45You can tell me
00:49:46It can't be that bad
00:49:49I've always wanted to do that
00:49:53Sing?
00:49:57Sing something for me
00:49:58No
00:49:59Why not?
00:50:01It makes me nervous
00:50:04Why?
00:50:05I don't know
00:50:06It's just
00:50:06You're up there all alone
00:50:08And people are staring at you
00:50:09It's just
00:50:11Well, you gotta try
00:50:13Close your eyes
00:50:14Picture everybody in their underwear
00:50:16Have a Bahama Mama
00:50:18Or two
00:50:19You'll be great
00:50:23You're gonna sing for me one day
00:50:24Thankfully
00:50:27After all this training
00:50:29We've been doing with Ian
00:50:31I've been thinking about
00:50:32Giving it a shot
00:50:34I'm gonna hold you to it
00:50:35Baby, I believe in destiny
00:50:39It's meant to be
00:50:43Everywhere I go
00:50:47All of the signs come to you
00:50:51Like something to find out
00:50:52Thank you for taking me
00:50:53I...
00:50:54Oh, his voice was so good
00:50:56Of course
00:50:57I'm glad it came up, you know
00:50:59And I'm in the know now, right?
00:51:01Officially, yeah
00:51:02Okay
00:51:02I'll hold you to it
00:51:03Hey
00:51:04Do you want to come up
00:51:05For a glass of wine?
00:51:06I don't have the stuff
00:51:07To make at Bahama Mama
00:51:08But
00:51:10Sounds good
00:51:11Cool
00:51:23Is Austin here?
00:51:26Austin?
00:51:28He's probably sold the bar
00:51:29Wow
00:51:32Great place
00:51:33Did you design it yourself?
00:51:35Thank you
00:51:36Yeah, pretty much
00:51:37Um
00:51:39TV and dartboard are Austin's
00:51:45Can I use your bathroom?
00:51:47Yeah
00:51:47Yeah
00:51:48Let me show you where that is
00:51:51Here you go
00:51:57Did you see me?
00:51:58No, I think so
00:51:59Okay
00:52:00Look, what do we do?
00:52:01Should we stay?
00:52:02We should go
00:52:02Oh my god
00:52:04Okay, I'm so sorry
00:52:06Let's just head out
00:52:07Pretend like this never happens
00:52:11Egg?
00:52:13Yeah?
00:52:14Is that...
00:52:15Is that you?
00:52:17Yeah?
00:52:19Okay
00:52:20Uh
00:52:21I'll be out in just a minute
00:52:25I'll see you at the match tomorrow
00:52:28They're gonna be great
00:52:31Yeah
00:52:41Whoa
00:52:43Dude, are you okay?
00:52:46Sorry about that
00:52:47Um
00:52:47Just been a little bit stressed
00:52:50And
00:52:51Just trying to blow off some steam
00:52:53By getting herpes?
00:52:55Dude
00:52:56Virgil has been using that thing since the 90s
00:52:58I know
00:53:00I've hit an all-time low
00:53:02What are you stressed about?
00:53:04Dude, we're gonna be great tonight
00:53:05It's not about the match
00:53:07It's...
00:53:07What?
00:53:08I could help
00:53:08What is it?
00:53:09No
00:53:10No, no, no
00:53:10I got it
00:53:11I got it
00:53:13I tell you
00:53:13I sure could use a drink right about now
00:53:15Ian said we have to do exactly as he says
00:53:17If you drink
00:53:18He's not gonna know
00:53:20Yeah
00:53:21But I will
00:53:25Look, I
00:53:27I gotta
00:53:28I gotta throw this thing away
00:53:30Carrying around a bag
00:53:31Full of shame
00:53:33I'm gonna
00:53:34Go for a little walk
00:53:35And collect my thoughts
00:53:37We can talk about this when I get back
00:53:40Cool?
00:53:42Cool
00:53:43Sure
00:53:44Yeah, but
00:53:45Austin, seriously, man
00:53:46Um
00:53:47Don't
00:53:48Go out drinking
00:53:49We have a chance tomorrow
00:53:50You saw what happened tonight
00:53:51We beat Ian
00:53:52He let us win
00:53:57God damn it
00:53:58That's not what I, um
00:54:02I'm sorry
00:54:03I'm gonna
00:54:04I'm gonna get rid of this
00:54:05And
00:54:06I'll just be right back
00:54:15I'm gonna
00:54:18Hey
00:54:20Hey
00:54:21Bye
00:54:24Bye
00:54:24Bye
00:54:39do you want a walking partner excuse me do you want a walking partner just you're there and i'm
00:54:46here and it's that weird sort of awkward thing and i just figured well that's silly you know
00:54:50we may as well walk together yeah sure where are you headed do you know where holloway drive is
00:54:56uh you sure you're in the right neighborhood i have no idea i just moved here and um i was
00:55:03meeting some co-workers and i can't find the street and i keep texting them but nothing and
00:55:09i'm so lost yeah i've never heard of it you tried googling it yeah i did but nothing came up
00:55:16i just
00:55:17drove down here i figured this is where all the cool spots in town seem to be they are but
00:55:22uh i don't
00:55:23know i grew up here i've never heard of that before um sorry i i i wish i could help
00:55:30you out just ah
00:55:31it's fine i'll just see them on monday and figure something out
00:55:38i could i could walk you back to your car if you'd like that'd be nice thanks
00:55:47it's in the bag what the heck is that it's it's nothing uh that was nothing that was um
00:55:57that was my little brother's i was just throwing away for him so
00:55:59and uh now it's gone you're acting really strange was that a uh no that was that was nothing that
00:56:08was
00:56:08definitely nothing it's gone so um so uh how long you lived here about a week wow you are new
00:56:22i am
00:56:24where'd you move from santa claus santa claus okay now you're just you know you're just messing with
00:56:31me honestly it's a small town oh no i know all about santa claus indiana i just never met anybody
00:56:38from there that's where i am really yeah holy shit you have no idea how excited this makes me why
00:56:45is
00:56:46that i don't know i've always just had a thing for those little indiana towns with weird funky names you
00:56:53know like mudsa hey that's a good one um carefree indiana toad hop hardscrabble bee hunter god damn
00:57:05you're good at this um okay now if you want to get a little spicy there's the famous french lick
00:57:10indiana
00:57:12keeping on the spicy theme there is booty booty yeah you know it's spelled like buddha you know how the
00:57:18the world would pronounce it but this being indiana nice that's hilarious um okay now are my personal
00:57:26favorites floyd's knob pocket punani what no that was that was my little brother i swear i hope for your
00:57:39sick it was because that did not look good no i've honest well this is me oh it's been nice
00:57:50yeah do you want to get a drink
00:57:56a drink uh yeah
00:58:00you nervous never me thank you ah thank you very much looks great
00:58:12yeah
00:58:18it's weird what is well i've i've been in this place a bunch of times and it's always packed
00:58:26Makes you feel like everybody knows something you don't.
00:58:29Hmm.
00:58:30Maybe it's just one of those kind of nights.
00:58:33What kind is that?
00:58:34The unexpected can happen.
00:58:40Can I ask you a serious question now?
00:58:44Sure.
00:58:45You sure?
00:58:45Yeah.
00:58:46Okay.
00:58:48Have you ever noticed how much the Statue of Liberty looks like Elvis?
00:58:53What?
00:58:53No, it doesn't.
00:58:55Oh, you don't believe me?
00:58:56No, it doesn't.
00:58:57Okay.
00:59:00Just take a look at this, please.
00:59:05That's insane.
00:59:07That's crazy, right?
00:59:09How come more people aren't talking about this?
00:59:11I don't know.
00:59:13You know what?
00:59:14I think that's up to us now to start getting the word out about it.
00:59:22So what do you do?
00:59:24I own a bar.
00:59:26I own a bar with my little brother, Hank.
00:59:28Oh, the one with the, uh...
00:59:32Jeez, yes.
00:59:33Yeah, that's the one.
00:59:37You're not gonna believe this.
00:59:41Uh, he and I are playing for the World Darts Championship tomorrow in Chicago.
00:59:48You're right.
00:59:48I don't believe you.
00:59:49There is no such thing as the World Darts Championship.
00:59:52What?
00:59:52Yes, there is.
00:59:54It's a real thing, and we're playing in it tomorrow.
00:59:57It's gonna be on TV and everything.
00:59:59Seriously?
00:59:59Yeah.
01:00:01Wow.
01:00:03It's nuts.
01:00:04I mean, that's amazing.
01:00:05You must be pretty good.
01:00:10Yeah.
01:00:13Well, let's shrink to that, then.
01:00:16Cheers.
01:00:25Come on, man.
01:00:26It's your phone.
01:00:32I screwed up.
01:00:34I told him you let us win the match yesterday.
01:00:38I'm sorry.
01:00:40I've just been so stressed out lately.
01:00:45The bar's in terrible shape.
01:00:47We're barely hanging on.
01:00:50This apartment.
01:00:51I mean, everything.
01:00:51It's all tied together.
01:00:53To lose it all.
01:00:55I've been so stressed out lately.
01:00:57I even used Virgil's fake hoo-ha.
01:00:59Ugh.
01:00:59I know.
01:01:00I know.
01:01:02Disgusting.
01:01:04Hank, he doesn't...
01:01:05He doesn't know about any of this.
01:01:07Well, he knows about the hoo-ha.
01:01:10That was embarrassing.
01:01:13He doesn't know about the rest, you know?
01:01:16They've just come so far.
01:01:19Let's go find him.
01:01:20Okay.
01:01:23That's okay.
01:01:24Come on.
01:01:24Hmm.
01:01:30Oh, just the guy I wanted to see.
01:01:33Why?
01:01:33Have you seen Hank?
01:01:34Nope.
01:01:35I finally got my check.
01:01:36You gotta be shitting me.
01:01:38I told you.
01:01:39If it weren't for me, it would've been a damn refrigerator.
01:01:42Well, then, Virgil, I guess you deserve that money.
01:01:46Hey, do me a favor.
01:01:47If you see Hank, have him get in touch with me immediately.
01:01:49Please?
01:01:50Sure thing.
01:01:50Everything okay?
01:01:51I don't know, man.
01:01:52We're about to find out.
01:02:01Hey!
01:02:02Here for some last-minute supplies?
01:02:04No, I, uh...
01:02:07Uh...
01:02:08Where is he?
01:02:09I was hoping you might know.
01:02:12Well...
01:02:13You know, he really...
01:02:18Well...
01:02:19You're the first place to look.
01:02:20To keep the pipe.
01:02:23Oh...
01:02:24You know...
01:02:24Uh...
01:02:25I don't mean to put this on you
01:02:29But I don't know what I would do
01:02:34If you was to leave me for truth
01:02:39As I can't live without, without you
01:02:42I don't know where I would go
01:02:47I don't know but all I know
01:02:51Is I just would not be myself
01:02:56I don't need nobody else
01:02:59But you, I don't mean to put this on you
01:03:04But I don't know what I would do
01:03:09If you was to leave me the truth
01:03:13Is I can't live without, without you
01:03:17I want you all to myself
01:03:21Cause I don't need nobody else
01:03:25We have a love that is true
01:03:30Is I can't live without, without you
01:03:36Why'd you leave?
01:03:40I'm not kidding.
01:03:42I, these guys are the best in the world
01:03:45And I can't even hit a bullseye when I'm at home by myself
01:03:50I started to believe we could win too
01:03:56You can't hit a bullseye?
01:03:58Is that a joke?
01:04:02What do you mean?
01:04:04You hit one every moment of every day with me
01:04:07You've never not hit a bullseye as far as I can tell, Hank
01:04:12You're just a bullseye kind of guy
01:04:19Look how far you've come
01:04:23There's a champion inside you
01:04:26That's what I see
01:04:29Now go show the world
01:04:31What the Hank Fuller that I know can do
01:04:38Thanks
01:04:39No, don't like me
01:04:41When you win, you owe me a song
01:04:48I'll see you at the match
01:04:50Wouldn't miss it for the world
01:04:59I mean, if he doesn't get here soon
01:05:01He'll be here
01:05:07Sorry, I'm late
01:05:08You're my brother, Hank
01:05:09You don't apologize to me
01:05:11I'm just glad you made it
01:05:12Oh, by the way
01:05:14I didn't drink last night
01:05:16And I was wrong
01:05:17Ian didn't let us win the match
01:05:19Right?
01:05:21I don't know if you drank last night or not
01:05:23But if you did, I'm gonna kick your ass
01:05:26And yeah, I didn't let you guys win
01:05:27You guys played great
01:05:29Now why don't we show these boys
01:05:31How we do things on this side of the pond
01:06:18Hold this
01:06:24What's that say?
01:06:25Uh, seven feet, nine and a quarter inches
01:06:29Now hold it at the bullseye
01:06:33Now what's that say?
01:06:34Five feet, eight inches
01:06:36Exactly right
01:06:37It's the same dartboard you guys been throwing at the whole time
01:06:40They don't change any rules for the world championship
01:06:44Cool?
01:06:45Cool
01:06:45All right, let's go warm up
01:06:49Guys, wait a second
01:06:51What's that?
01:06:52They didn't even bother to change the banner
01:06:58That's okay
01:06:59After tonight
01:07:01They're never gonna forget your names
01:07:18Ladies and gentlemen
01:07:20Let's get started
01:07:22Let's get started
01:07:25Everybody say oh yeah
01:07:27Oh yeah
01:07:29Oh yeah
01:07:29Oh yeah
01:07:30Let's get started
01:07:31Of course
01:07:31We're in Chester England
01:07:33Night time world champions
01:07:35The Galveus Brothers
01:07:36Let's hear it
01:07:39Thanks a lot
01:07:40Come on people
01:07:41Shop your line
01:07:42Whoo
01:07:48Whoo
01:07:49Whoo
01:07:51Let me hear you
01:07:52Thanks for my
01:07:54And from Michigan City
01:07:56Indiana
01:07:57Whoo
01:07:59We got you rolling
01:08:01Let's hear it from Michigan City
01:08:03Indiana
01:08:04Hang the hammer
01:08:07and tossing Austin Turner, baby!
01:08:10Dark Side of the Moon!
01:08:12I hear you guys say, oh, yeah!
01:08:16Oh, my God!
01:08:17It's so dark for you, baby!
01:08:19It's so dark for you, baby!
01:08:23It's our time!
01:08:25Woo!
01:08:30Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
01:08:32and thanks for joining me and my partner in the booth,
01:08:34Sean Grafton, for tonight's World Darts Championship.
01:08:37What are your thoughts, Sean?
01:08:38First off, I just want to apologize for the joke I made last week
01:08:41about, you know, having a drink in the booth.
01:08:44That's just silly dart humor,
01:08:45and I really didn't mean anything by it.
01:08:47Not a problem.
01:08:48I doubt anybody took that seriously.
01:08:50So, thoughts about the match?
01:08:52One word, bloodbath.
01:08:54These guys from a pub league in a little town in Indiana
01:08:56have no chance.
01:08:57Two games to nothing,
01:08:58I doubt they even score a single point against the Giants.
01:09:01Well, there you have it, folks,
01:09:03from the former champ himself.
01:09:05Let's go down to the hockey
01:09:06as the match is about to begin.
01:09:13Hey.
01:09:14My name is Ian.
01:09:15I coached outside of the moon.
01:09:18Good luck, man.
01:09:19You're gonna need it.
01:09:20Do you have our trophy?
01:09:21I think they only give you that if you win.
01:09:24You guys got what I want?
01:09:25What?
01:09:25An apology?
01:09:26What do we owe you a fucking apology for?
01:09:28What you said about my father.
01:09:30Hey, you know, never mind.
01:09:32I'll get it after.
01:09:33Hey.
01:09:34Yeah.
01:09:34Hey.
01:09:35Who's our old man?
01:09:37My father is Alistair Whitman.
01:09:40And now I wish you guys good luck.
01:09:42Because you're gonna need it.
01:09:46Wait, so is he really your dad?
01:09:48Stay focused.
01:09:48Finish warming up.
01:09:55Did you hear that?
01:09:57Did I just hear that Alistair Whitman is his father?
01:10:00That's what it sounded like to me.
01:10:02If that's true,
01:10:03does that make any difference in tonight's match?
01:10:05No.
01:10:06They still have zero chance to win.
01:10:10Tonight's game is the best of three match.
01:10:12The first team to win two matches is the champion.
01:10:15Now the standard CDC rules apply,
01:10:16and the Gallium Brothers won first to throw.
01:10:19Are you ready, gentlemen?
01:10:21Then shake hands and shoot well.
01:10:24Shoot well.
01:10:25You twos are punching way above your weight.
01:10:27We've been told to be nice and play a soft little game
01:10:30and make it look good.
01:10:31So play alone,
01:10:32or I'll send you both home in a fucking ambulance.
01:10:35And here you go.
01:10:36We want you to be the first to have this.
01:10:38A CD.
01:10:39Great.
01:10:41Hold on, this is our name.
01:10:42And now it will always be remembered
01:10:44as a title of our first album.
01:10:47You at one.
01:10:48I don't want that piece of shit record.
01:10:51Yeah, I might check it out.
01:10:52That'd be cool, right?
01:10:53What?
01:10:54Hey, hey, can I see that thing for a second?
01:10:57Get the fuck out.
01:10:58What are you doing?
01:11:00I'm looking for my friend.
01:11:02Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:03They're gonna throw your darts for you?
01:11:05Why don't you guys get your heads in the game?
01:11:13Triple 20.
01:11:15Triple 19.
01:11:16They're not even going for points.
01:11:18Oh, white horse.
01:11:19He threw a white horse.
01:11:23Screw them.
01:11:24You know what to do.
01:11:25They're not taking Darkseid seriously.
01:11:27They just went in.
01:11:28Well, let's see how Darkseid responds.
01:11:34Trouble 17.
01:11:36Trouble 16.
01:11:38Okay.
01:11:39Trouble 15?
01:11:41That's unbelievable.
01:11:42These boys came to play.
01:11:47Okay.
01:11:54This guy owns my pussy.
01:11:57This guy owns my pussy.
01:11:59This guy owns my pussy.
01:12:17Yeah, because he only hit two 20s.
01:12:20What the fuck would they say?
01:12:22All right.
01:12:23Here we go.
01:12:23This is our chance.
01:12:25Go for points.
01:12:25Close out 20s, 19s.
01:12:27Here we go.
01:12:43Hank only manages 34 points.
01:12:46Sorry about that.
01:12:48We're still in.
01:12:49Come on.
01:12:54Lance closes the 17s and 16s.
01:13:01Austin closes 20s and 19s.
01:13:03He should have gone for points in the 15s.
01:13:05His coach won't be happy about that.
01:13:08Nicky closes the 15s and lands a bullseye.
01:13:12It's already 18s.
01:13:14It's just 18s.
01:13:22Hank is only able to get one bullseye.
01:13:24He needed a bunch of them to keep them in this.
01:13:26Will, whatever your name is, you're just little chakery cracks in the pressure, aren't you?
01:13:31Get your notebook, laddie.
01:13:33Show you how it's done.
01:13:38Guy and brothers, one.
01:13:39Dark side of the moon, zero.
01:13:41Just as I predicted, Dirk.
01:13:42Folks, if you have those inner reservations in 20 minutes, you're not going to miss him.
01:13:48I'm killing this guy, son.
01:13:49I'm sorry.
01:13:50I'm going to tell you something my father told me about darts, but it applies to everything in life.
01:13:55You have to believe right here, right now, that you're as great as any dart team that ever was or
01:14:01ever will be.
01:14:02But you have to believe that.
01:14:05Hank!
01:14:05Hank, hey, how's the match going?
01:14:08Uh, it's terrible.
01:14:10We lost the first game.
01:14:11I, um, I couldn't concentrate.
01:14:14Well, I think it's because I had to get you these.
01:14:22So you weren't lying.
01:14:26Hey, you made it.
01:14:28You kidding?
01:14:29I had to see this with my own eyes.
01:14:32What the hell is this?
01:14:33Let's throw some darts so we can get the hell out of here.
01:14:38I'll see you around, okay?
01:14:41Hey, don't go anywhere.
01:14:43I won't.
01:14:44I promise.
01:14:45You promise?
01:14:46I promise.
01:14:48But you have to promise me something.
01:14:50Anything.
01:14:51When?
01:14:57All right.
01:14:59You heard what the man said.
01:15:01Let's throw some darts.
01:15:03Let's go.
01:15:08This should be the final game of the match.
01:15:10I don't think Dartside can keep up with it.
01:15:18Lance is keeping the same strategy.
01:15:19Closing the 20s and 19s.
01:15:22Yeah.
01:15:22Let's see if Austin can answer like last game.
01:15:32Fuck it.
01:15:35Whoa.
01:15:36Trouble 20.
01:15:38Trouble 19?
01:15:41Trouble 18.
01:15:42I mean, I didn't see that guy.
01:15:43It's like he said, you can't hit the white horse here.
01:15:46But I sure as shit can.
01:15:49Here, Josh.
01:15:54They're still not taking them seriously.
01:15:56Hank stepped up with the Aki.
01:15:57This is where the game has faltered in the past.
01:16:00Trouble 17.
01:16:01Trouble 16.
01:16:07Trouble 15.
01:16:08Wow.
01:16:09Wow.
01:16:09The Galleons are going to start taking them seriously now.
01:16:15Single bullseye.
01:16:18Double bullseye.
01:16:21And another single bullseye.
01:16:23Yeah, you see?
01:16:23Now they're starting to score points.
01:16:26Austin could potentially close the game.
01:16:29He needs to shut down the bullseye first.
01:16:32Single bull.
01:16:36Double bull.
01:16:37He needs to double 16 or 15 for a miracle game.
01:16:42Dark side of the moon.
01:16:43So it's a perfect goal.
01:16:44I cannot believe it.
01:16:45What an amazing display of darts.
01:16:47No one saw this coming.
01:16:48Especially me.
01:16:49The Galleon Brothers won.
01:16:51Dark side of the moon won.
01:16:52Ladies and gentlemen, now we have a match.
01:16:55That's right.
01:16:56Cancel those dinner reservations.
01:16:58Showtime, baby!
01:17:00Showtime!
01:17:07They took off their sunnies.
01:17:08They said they never take off their sunnies.
01:17:10They mean business.
01:17:11Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:17:14The final game.
01:17:15This is exciting stuff.
01:17:23Lance Galleon hits three triple 20s.
01:17:25He's closed the 20s and scored 120 points.
01:17:28That was a magnificent start to the game.
01:17:38Trouble 19.
01:17:41Another trouble 19.
01:17:43The way these two are throwing, their coach may really be Alistair Whitman's son.
01:17:50Austin Turner hits seven 19s.
01:17:53Dark side of the moon are 76 points.
01:17:55Great response.
01:17:59Nicky hits a triple 19 and three 18s.
01:18:02As I thought, both teams are now playing a modern strategy.
01:18:10Hey, Fuller hits two triple 17s and a triple 20.
01:18:13Fantastic darts.
01:18:15They've now gone ahead with 127 points.
01:18:19Lance hits a triple 18 and three 17s.
01:18:22They've retaken the lead with 174.
01:18:25What a match.
01:18:27In Freddy Ball.
01:18:28And now they have the lead by one.
01:18:34Nicky finds four 15s, giving them the lead with 189 points.
01:18:42They've again inched ahead with 191 points.
01:18:45This is like two heavyweight boxers giving everything they have in the final round of a title match.
01:18:51An incredible thing to witness.
01:18:53Lance lands a triple 15.
01:18:55Then finds two 16s through ahead with 234 points.
01:19:01Austin hits another triple 16 and closes the 15s.
01:19:04As they've regained the lead with 239 points.
01:19:10Blast heart just misses.
01:19:12Yes, but it landed in the 16, closing out that number.
01:19:15Meaning it all comes down to the bulls.
01:19:17To recap, the Galleon brothers have closed out the 20s through the 15s and they've managed two bullseyes.
01:19:23They also have 234 points.
01:19:25Dart side of the moon has also closed out the 20s through the 15s.
01:19:28They have no bulls.
01:19:29But they are ahead with 239 points.
01:19:32Dart side of the moon needs three bulls.
01:19:33The Galleon brothers, too, to win the game and the match.
01:19:52The Galleon brothers, too, to win the game and the game and the game and the game and the game
01:19:52and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the
01:19:53game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and
01:19:57the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game
01:19:57and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the
01:19:59game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and
01:19:59the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game
01:20:00and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the
01:20:00game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and
01:20:03the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game
01:20:04and the game and the game and the game and the game and the game and the
01:20:12so sorry oh my god i cannot stop thinking about how much a statue of liberty looks like elvis
01:20:20but hey there's no pressure man we've already won
01:20:54that does not look good it's not good at all
01:21:03it's virtually impossible the dart is covering almost the entire double ball which is what he
01:21:08needs to win this shot was only made once and that was by the greatest player to ever throw a
01:21:17dart
01:21:20so
01:21:49Turns out of the moon wins!
01:21:51Darts out of the moon wins!
01:21:53They are the new darts champions of the world.
01:21:55We actually caught the darts in all my years.
01:21:58I've never seen that.
01:21:59This may be the greatest day in the history of this beautiful sport.
01:22:04We did it, bro.
01:22:06We did it.
01:22:06No.
01:22:07She won.
01:22:07Unbelievable.
01:22:08No, that shot was unbelievable.
01:22:10And we saved the bar.
01:22:12Wait, what?
01:22:13What are you talking about?
01:22:14Oh, dude, if we didn't win $100,000, we could have lost the place.
01:22:18Seriously?
01:22:18Yeah, the apartment, too.
01:22:20When were you going to tell me?
01:22:22Never.
01:22:23What the mother of Christ happened?
01:22:26I told you they'd never forget your names after tonight.
01:22:29Is that why you had us play in our underwear, so we'd be ready for this?
01:22:34No, that had nothing to do with anything.
01:22:35I just thought that was funny.
01:22:37Is Alistair Whitman really your dad, or is that some bullshit, too?
01:22:40Hey, does it matter?
01:22:42No.
01:22:43No.
01:22:43No.
01:22:44No.
01:22:48That was for you, weird old mittens.
01:22:50Who knew darts could be so exciting?
01:22:52It's surprising, right?
01:22:53Yeah.
01:22:54You're going to have to show me how to play later.
01:22:56Gentlemen, I, uh...
01:22:58What the fuck do you want?
01:22:59I think we know what I want.
01:23:04For what?
01:23:06For everything.
01:23:07I couldn't have done it without you.
01:23:11Hey, I was wondering, do you think you and I could, sometime, would you be interested in...
01:23:18Good Lord, Hank.
01:23:20Why do you think I have a little dart section in my otherwise beautiful shop?
01:23:25Yes.
01:23:27Yes, I would love to go out with you.
01:23:46Huh.
01:23:48So you're still saying it was Hank's fake vagina.
01:23:54Bugger roll.
01:23:54Hey, I'm, I'm gloating here, man.
01:23:56Is this some kind of a fucking joke?
01:23:58What?
01:23:58You're a fucking queer?
01:24:00Hey, if you got a problem with him, then you can...
01:24:01Hey, no, it's all good, man.
01:24:02I got this.
01:24:03Listen, man, I just learned...
01:24:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
01:24:06Look, all I wanted to say was, I'm a queer too.
01:24:09But up until now, I was the only one playing championship darts, you know what I mean?
01:24:12Welcome to the fucking game, mate.
01:24:14You lads played well.
01:24:16And we won a fucking remage.
01:24:23I also did not see that coming.
01:24:29Hey, now, where you going?
01:24:33Jump on in, we got lots to see.
01:24:37Right now, the winds are blowing, we'll celebrate you, you and me.
01:24:44Hey, now, the songs are playing, but the music has let it be.
01:24:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:24:59All right, let's get it there.
01:25:01Virgil, everybody.
01:25:02Thank you so much, Virgil, for that wonderful rendition of Darling Nikki.
01:25:07Yeah, no, Prince was a good friend of mine, the original title of that song.
01:25:11Yes, he was.
01:25:12Yes, he was.
01:25:13Thank you, Virgil.
01:25:14Another round for Virgil.
01:25:17All right.
01:25:27Um, never did this before, but, uh, it was the first time for everything, right?
01:25:32So, there goes nothing.
01:25:51I was a losing, it's lost cause.
01:25:56You were misled by what you saw, but there we were, tempted by fate, and a half-empty blender.
01:26:06So, we tried to get you, the sun came up, told me that you only hung around to see if
01:26:12we could make it a night to remember.
01:26:20You said, watch me now, boy, I'm gonna make it rain I said, baby, do you really wanna go there?
01:26:27You said, watch me now, boy, I'm gonna go insane If you watch me, if I really wanna go there
01:26:34You waited in your running car So patiently outside the bar
01:26:42Dark-born angel saving me from some bad decisions
01:26:48Then you drove us to a parking lot Somewhere out of the sticks
01:26:53To make some fancy memories
01:26:56History with no need of revision
01:27:02You said, watch me now, boy, I'm gonna make it rain
01:27:06I said, baby, do you really wanna go there?
01:27:09You said, watch me now, boy, I'm gonna go insane
01:27:13If you ask me, if I really wanna go there
01:27:16If you ask me, if I really wanna go there
01:27:20It's time for a stranger
01:27:24I'm gonna stranger
01:27:29Believe in me
01:27:48You said, watch me now, boy, I'm gonna make it rain I said, baby, do you really wanna go there?
01:27:55You said, watch me now, boy, I'm gonna go insane
01:27:59If you ask me, if I really wanna go there
01:28:02You said, watch me now, boy, I'm gonna make it rain
01:28:06I said, baby, do you really wanna go there?
01:28:10You said, watch me now, boy, I'm gonna go insane
01:28:13If you ask me, if I really wanna go there
01:28:16You said, watch me now, boy, I'm gonna make it rain
01:28:20I said, baby, do you really wanna go there?
01:28:24You said, watch me, now, boy, I'm gonna go insane
01:28:27If you ask me if I really want to go there
01:28:31If you ask me if I really want to go there
01:28:34If you ask me if I really want to go there
01:28:57If you ask me if I really want to go there
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