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Off Campus - Episode 4 - πΏπΏπΏ
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00:06Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:12Orgasm?
00:12Yeah.
00:13God, why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:16It's not hard for me to say orgasm.
00:17I can say orgasm.
00:19Orgasm.
00:20See?
00:21Just, are you still drunk?
00:23Okay.
00:23Yeah.
00:25Let's do this.
00:26Uh, I'm gonna tell you something really heavy, and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but
00:33you shouldn't.
00:33I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:38Okay?
00:39It's just a means to an end.
00:41Okay?
00:43A means to an end.
00:46Got it.
00:50I was raped.
00:53Wow, okay, there's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:57Uh, it happened in high school.
01:00I was drugged at a party.
01:02That's why I don't like drinking in public.
01:04Oh, shit.
01:05No, no.
01:05See, what you're doing right now is dwelling.
01:08And I need you to just breeze past this part, okay?
01:10Focus up.
01:10Graham, are you breezing?
01:11Uh, yeah.
01:12I'm breezing.
01:13I'm breezing.
01:13Okay, I'm fine.
01:14Really.
01:14I'm okay.
01:15I had a lovely therapist.
01:17Her name was Carol.
01:18She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:24She helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:28Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with
01:35a guy.
01:36I mean, on my own, sure, fine, fireworks, but yeah, not with someone else.
01:43And things are going really well with Justin.
01:45Justin, he texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later, um, and we all know what
01:50that means.
01:52I-I-I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:56I want to be ready, so I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes
02:02first.
02:03Lower stakes?
02:04A friend.
02:05A friend.
02:06That I-I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
02:08So.
02:12Yeah.
02:12Wow.
02:13What do you think?
02:19Wow.
02:19Okay.
02:20That was a lot.
02:21Sorry.
02:21Um, I'm kind of out of practice telling people about this.
02:25No one at Briar knows.
02:28Not even Allie?
02:30Just you.
02:32Wow.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Look, I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:42Okay?
02:42I'm not fragile.
02:43I don't need your pity.
02:45I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:46I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:49Okay?
02:50A thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:54And, you know, it's just-
02:56A means to an end.
02:59Exactly.
03:00Okay.
03:01I'll do it.
03:04R-really?
03:06You will?
03:06Of course.
03:08You're my friend and you need me.
03:18Did you mean now?
03:19No, no.
03:20Not now.
03:21I have class.
03:22Uh, uh, later?
03:28Tonight?
03:30Tonight it is.
03:43I don't understand.
03:45Sweet, sweet tuck.
03:47Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge Sigtel?
03:51We welcome you to our brotherhood.
03:53Sweet tuck.
03:54Okay.
03:55And as your future beg, it is my pleasure.
03:57Nay.
03:58My honor.
03:59To haze you.
04:01And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape.
04:04Until I ask you to stop.
04:05That's it?
04:06That's it, bud.
04:07It's so simple.
04:08Simple.
04:09Yeah, I can do that.
04:12Guys, I gotta be honest.
04:13I was a little worried you're gonna make me streak across campus or frost my tips.
04:17No.
04:18No.
04:18Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
04:20Would your brother do something like that to you?
04:22I guess not, man.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Okay.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Well, thanks, y'all.
04:25This is gonna be really good.
04:27Well, just one last thing.
04:29Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece
04:33of fruit.
04:34Wait.
04:34What do you mean by that?
04:35Yo.
04:36It's a good one.
04:39Good luck, sweet tuck.
04:41This is the part where you can run.
04:43Okay.
04:45Come on.
04:45Yellow, yellow haze.
04:49Yellow, yellow.
04:52Intrigue.
04:53This is much stronger than what you brought to class.
04:55But I'm concerned I'm not really hearing you in this.
04:59Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
05:03I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic alteration verse verse.
05:06Okay, I'm gonna just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.
05:10Uh, let's try.
05:14Do you have a favorite song?
05:16Something you love to listen to when you're sad or bored?
05:20Ah, see?
05:22What you just did.
05:23When your whole body relaxed.
05:25Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
05:28No.
05:28I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
05:33Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.
05:36Exactly.
05:36How it made you feel.
05:38You see, people think that pop music is shallow.
05:41But it lives deep inside us.
05:44It creates memories.
05:46It etches them into our bones.
05:49If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.
05:55That's what the judges want.
05:57You gotta let us in.
06:01Wow.
06:02That was really good advice.
06:03I know.
06:04I should be a teacher.
06:12And I knew it was a dream, because my childhood dog Rosie was there.
06:15But, but she was like dark brown instead of tan.
06:18I think we should break up.
06:22Okay.
06:25Wait.
06:26Sorry.
06:26What?
06:28Okay.
06:29I just ended a two year relationship.
06:31I mean, maybe you did.
06:33Also, maybe not.
06:36No, I definitely did.
06:38Because I was there.
06:39And it was three seconds ago.
06:40How many times are you going to do this to me?
06:42Do what?
06:42What are you talking about?
06:43Your whole Ali's breakup and five-act cycle.
06:46You go through the same stages every time.
06:48First, surprise fight Ali, which I can safely say we're in right now.
06:52Then, eats her feelings Ali, destroys three bags of hot Cheetos, followed by raging diva Ali.
06:56I mean, stop titling things.
06:57Like, these are things that happen.
06:58These are not things that happen.
06:59Then, complete and total breakdown Ali has a, well, that one's self-explanatory.
07:03And the grand finale, late night phone call Ali, where you beg me to take you back.
07:08That is not what I do.
07:09That is exactly what you do.
07:11I know you better than anyone else in the world, Al.
07:13I know that you're secretly scared of cats.
07:15I know that you're out of Chapstick.
07:16Speaking of which, I stopped by CVS on the way over.
07:22And I know that you love me.
07:23And I love you.
07:25So, that is why I need to protect myself by opting out of the next 36 hours.
07:30Our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
07:33You can't just opt out.
07:34Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad or beg you not to make this mistake again,
07:39but you will because you always do.
07:40And I disappear into some sad hole of video games and depression and ultimately take you back
07:45because I can't imagine my life without you.
07:49It's not fair to me, Al.
07:52Sean, I need you to hear me.
07:55I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
07:58This is it.
08:00We're just going in different directions.
08:01And I don't even know what direction I'm going in, but I'm going there by myself.
08:08I'm not going to call you.
08:11I'm not going to call you for this one.
08:17I'm not out of chapstick.
08:20Yes, you are.
08:23See you in 36 hours.
08:47Oh shit what's wrong gee can't rock a measly 205 anymore no yeah I'm
08:58thanks I'm fucking with you Graham I know right okay what's going on look Dean you're uh you're kind of
09:21well
09:24you've been with a good amount of women I always knew this day would come well Garrett when a man
09:30and woman love each other very much okay okay hold up hold up hold up I'm listening
09:37is there something going on with Hannah no
09:40uh not Hannah someone else she wants me to do this uh this thing do all the things bro do
09:51them all
09:52it's just it's kind of a big thing it's really important to her she's like trusting me is
10:00Hannah a virgin what no dude don't don't don't make this weird
10:12this doesn't leave the weight room we're not actually having this conversation
10:17it's just that I uh I really want it to be good for her if it's her first time she
10:23might not come
10:23not an option she has to come respect well there there's one thing that helps make a girl come
10:29the single most effective highly recommended enjoyed by all tool at your disposal
10:37trust that's it she's just gotta feel completely safe like completely relaxed but consent is key
10:44and she can't consent if she doesn't feel safe so you just you just gotta figure out whatever makes
10:49this specific girl who is not Hannah feel safe I'm just not sure I'm the kind of guy she should
10:58be trusting with this well she asked you she thinks you are which is fucking hard
11:06just don't skin up on the foreplay yeah talking five play six play yeah got it you know right thanks
11:14good talk man great talk sorry I was uh Justin hi yeah it's easier ways to get my attention
11:25sorry yeah I was just on my phone I'm taking the piss don't worry about it
11:31my advisor really likes the song mostly okay yeah mostly yeah he has some notes but uh it's getting
11:37there cool uh you are never applied to my text do you want to come over later and work on
11:44the song
11:46uh definitely yes but uh there's just one last thing I need to iron out before we dive into it
11:52um rain check rain check yeah yeah I'm really looking forward to it cool cool cool yeah yeah bye I
12:02guess bye
12:07you're scared of heights that's vertical you wanted lights go see a show you ran away that's touch and go
12:16you're scared of love where aren't we all where aren't we all
12:36hey hey
12:48hey
12:49is that dress
12:50Ali's
12:51yeah
12:54um
12:55we did say 7 right
12:58yeah
13:01come on up
13:13Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing, literally, anything else?
13:21Maybe.
13:26Big vest.
13:37Uh, you don't need to turn around.
13:40You're about to see me naked.
13:43Yeah, but not until you want me to.
14:05Uh, all clear.
14:11Are nightgowns my thing now?
14:13Definitely.
14:19Uh, yeah, so are we gonna do it now?
14:25Oh, well, uh, I mean, as romantic as that is, um, here.
14:32Why don't you pick a song to play?
14:34Um, just, uh, set the mood a little.
14:37Set the mood?
14:39Ew, that's awful.
14:40I can't believe those words actually came out of your mouth.
14:44I have people who say that.
14:47Okay, let me see.
14:52Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
14:54Which one?
14:55Ish.
15:01I'm setting the mood.
15:09You're actually proving my point.
15:11The mood is set.
15:12Is that right?
15:13Please.
15:14This song is so sexy.
15:15It makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
15:20What is happening to me?
15:22The groove.
15:23It's taking over.
15:26Look.
15:29You're feeling it too.
15:31Oh.
15:35Okay.
15:37Oh, yeah.
15:38That's terrible.
15:39I love it.
15:43Baby, baby.
15:44Baby, baby.
15:44Since first we met.
15:47I knew in this heart of mine.
15:49I want to tell you.
15:50The love we had.
15:52Could not be bad.
15:54I played it right.
15:56And bite my time.
15:59Spend our life.
16:00I'm looking for somebody.
16:02Baby, baby.
16:03So give me love, like you.
16:07Now you told me that you want to leave me name.
16:10I'll tell you, I'll tell you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:47I don't know.
17:11I don't know.
17:46I don't know.
17:46What's wrong?
17:48Nothing.
17:49Nothing.
17:51I think we should stop.
17:54I don't want to stop.
17:56I can do this.
17:57No, you don't have to.
17:58But I...
17:59I want to.
18:01Okay?
18:03Fuck.
18:09I'm sorry.
18:11Sorry.
18:12It's okay.
18:13This...
18:14This...
18:14This is what happens.
18:16I...
18:18I'm...
18:18I'm in it.
18:19I...
18:19I'm having fun.
18:20I feel good.
18:24And then I just, like, zoom out.
18:27I leave my body.
18:31It's like I'm...
18:32I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going, like...
18:35What is wrong with you?
18:37Nothing.
18:38Nothing.
18:41Nothing is wrong with you.
18:43I...
18:44What if...
18:50I...
18:51What if I'm broken?
18:53You're not broken, Wellesie.
18:56You just don't trust me enough to fully let go.
19:00And that's okay.
19:00No, but I do trust you.
19:03I wouldn't...
19:04I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
19:06But...
19:06Nothing is more vulnerable than sex.
19:10So...
19:12If you're not there yet...
19:15That sounds completely normal.
19:19Well, I thought that was, uh, surprisingly deep.
19:26I do have another idea.
19:29I mean, if you're willing to hear it.
19:33Yeah, okay, sure.
19:37Instead of...
19:38Me giving you an orgasm...
19:42Why don't you...
19:44Give yourself one?
19:46Uh, that's not gonna prove anything.
19:48I do that all the time.
19:50Oh, do you?
19:51Yeah.
19:52Good.
19:56Then...
19:56Show me.
20:10Show me.
20:14And I'll show you.
20:18And I'll show you.
20:41You know...
20:48I won't show you.
20:54I'm so going.
20:54How could it be?
20:54I'm so going.
20:55Yeah.
21:07You know, I shouldn't be right.
21:46Stay here.
21:48Stay with me.
22:15Stay here.
22:15Stay here.
22:16Stay here.
22:19Stay here.
22:25Oh, my God, I did it.
22:37No, no, thank you, that was, thanks.
22:56So what now?
23:03Drunk Shakespeare? Who's drunk? Like the actors or the audience?
23:07Everyone. Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with the ghost of his own father.
23:12Yikes. Yeah.
23:14Okay, well, wish Ally luck for me.
23:16Yeah.
23:19Jackpot. Always counting Tucker to make too much pasta soda.
23:25Why does he always put brussels sprouts in it?
23:27Yum.
23:29All right, give me.
23:30Yeah, you want to just get a little bacon on it?
23:31All right.
23:45I told you that was a sexy song.
23:48Gotta say, I'm surprised it's one of your most played.
23:50Kinda doesn't fit in with your whole, I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock image.
23:55Hey, I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes, so.
24:04But actually, my mom used to play me all kinds of music.
24:08Yeah, she sounds cool.
24:10Yeah, she was cool.
24:11She had a huge record collection.
24:13She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad got too intense.
24:24How do you feel when you listen to that song?
24:27Why do you ask?
24:28Is it just something my advisor said?
24:31Uh, I guess, I don't know, it makes me feel bold.
24:37Bold?
24:38Yeah, like to just say, I like you, deal with it.
24:43That's badass.
24:43Yeah, it is badass.
24:51You know, I was thinking...
24:57Sorry.
24:58Uh, where were we?
25:00Uh, I actually probably should go.
25:03Uh, are you sure?
25:05Yeah.
25:05Yeah, I have a lot to do for the showcase and classes and...
25:10Yeah.
25:11Uh...
25:12But, uh, thank you for your service.
25:15It's much appreciated.
25:19See you soon?
25:21Yeah, okay.
25:22Um, I'll text you.
25:32So, Garrett made you come?
25:33Yep.
25:33Then you're not freaking out.
25:35No.
25:36Uh, and you broke up with Sean.
25:38Yeah.
25:39Yeah, and you're not freaking out.
25:40No.
25:40Because if you were freaking out, I could break out the emergency stash of Hot Cheetos.
25:45No.
25:46I can't let myself become Eats Her Feelings Alley.
25:48Because if I do that, I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva Alley, and then Complete and Total Breakdown Alley,
25:54and then next thing you know, I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset Vermont Alley.
25:57God help us all.
25:59No, I promised myself.
26:00This has to be the last time.
26:02It has to stick.
26:03Like, I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
26:05Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
26:09I believe you.
26:10Uh, even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
26:14This isn't his sweatshirt.
26:18Um...
26:23Oh, my God!
26:25I am a woman possessed!
26:27Han, you gotta help me.
26:29I lied.
26:30I already ate the Cheetos.
26:31I licked the back clean.
26:33Who is that?
26:34Who is that?
26:34Is it Garrett?
26:35Is it Justin?
26:35Like, please distract me with the sordid details of the intricate web that is your love life.
26:39Uh...
26:40It's...
26:41It's Justin.
26:42So you're still into him?
26:44Of course I am.
26:45I worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
26:49Well, yeah.
26:49I mean, yeah.
26:50But, I don't know.
26:50You might be digmatized by Garrett.
26:53You wouldn't be the first.
26:54Yeah.
26:56Okay.
26:57I'll admit it.
26:59The night was kind of perfect.
27:01Garrett made me feel really safe.
27:03And a lot of really, really good other things, but...
27:08Doesn't magically turn him into someone else, you know?
27:10No.
27:10No.
27:11You gotta take him at face value.
27:12Right.
27:12Exactly.
27:14And the guy can't get through a single conversation without someone trying to sext him.
27:18Which is fine, because I got the orgasm, which is what I wanted.
27:24It's just an arrangement between friends.
27:26Yeah.
27:27And this won't make your friendship weird at all?
27:30We had a plan.
27:31The plan worked.
27:34There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever.
27:36It was so weird.
27:38Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup.
27:42Logan, this is Bernardo.
27:44Protect him with your life.
27:46Your life.
27:46Why do you care how the night ended anyway?
27:47Because he didn't want it to end.
27:50What?
27:50You guys have been talking about this all practice, and the answer seems pretty obvious.
27:58Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today?
28:00What do you mean?
28:01I don't know.
28:02Bunch of missed passes, flubbed a goal, stuff like that.
28:04What?
28:04No, not you.
28:05Birdie.
28:06What do you mean?
28:07What's obvious?
28:07You're into her, dude.
28:08Fuck.
28:09I think you're right.
28:10He's all over the place.
28:11Shut up, Joe.
28:12I should tell her.
28:13Yep.
28:14Like today?
28:15Yep.
28:17Shit.
28:17He's going to drunk Shakespeare later.
28:19Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare.
28:21Hey, Joe.
28:21Watch Bernardo.
28:22Who?
28:26Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:28Bernardo.
28:29Amazing.
28:29I'm there.
28:30Hold this for Bertie.
28:33Why don't we go to drunk Shakespeare?
28:35We are not going anywhere.
28:37Bertie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
28:40How do you feel about her?
28:42Finally.
28:43I'm telling her it's the right move, G.
28:45We all fuck with Rosie, and I think she's good for you.
28:49No!
28:50Renardo, ow!
28:51Okay.
28:52We're going to drunk Shakespeare.
29:03Okay.
29:04Dramatic entrance.
29:05Whatever.
29:06Seriously.
29:07What's your damage, Heather?
29:08Nothing.
29:09Just a shitty practice.
29:10Really?
29:12That's it?
29:13Yeah.
29:14That's it.
29:15Mm.
29:16Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes, and it just
29:20made me look bad.
29:21Ah.
29:22I see what's happening.
29:24This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
29:26What?
29:28That's...
29:29I...
29:29I don't...
29:32Convincing.
29:33Don't bother.
29:34I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.
29:36This is so like you.
29:37You want things you can't have.
29:38No, I don't.
29:39You need a fucking wake-up call.
29:40Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't.
29:44You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.
29:45Jules, I get it.
29:46You've been passed over twice in the draft.
29:48Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
29:51And if you don't make it, it's you and Mom.
29:53At the garage.
29:55Forever.
29:57Is that what you want?
30:00No, it's not what I fucking want.
30:02I'm just saying.
30:04If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.
30:21This mingle with the audience before the show schtick is such hacky student director bullshit.
30:26It's immersive. We're breaking down the aesthetic distance.
30:28Give me a fucking break.
30:29Wait, whoa, babe. Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley.
30:33Oh, maybe you've turned the corner into cuntsville.
30:36I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that.
30:38No, it's okay. It's your first show at Briar without Sean.
30:42Yeah, you just really used to help calm me down, you know? I'm kind of nervous.
30:46Yeah, maybe it is making me a little bit of a...
30:49Katherine! Don't touch a prop that's not yours!
31:04Hey! Hey!
31:06You're here!
31:12What are you... what are you doing here?
31:14I'm glad you're here, but...
31:16Uh, well, by recruiting me, I have to steal this from Taco.
31:19Spock! Oh, my...
31:20Sorry?
31:21Are you kidding me?
31:22Hey, Wolsey.
31:23Hey.
31:24Jordan?
31:25Justin.
31:26Oh, right. Yeah.
31:27Yeah, sorry. My bad.
31:28That's all good.
31:29Uh, is Bo and Dean Drucker here?
31:31Yeah, man. Well, you know Dean. He's persuasive.
31:35What about you, bro? You big Shakespeare guy?
31:36Uh, not really, but, uh, Hannah told me she was coming, so...
31:41Here I am.
31:41Haha.
31:42Oh, she did?
31:43She did.
31:45Looks like the show's starting.
31:48Yeah.
31:48Do you wanna go to sit?
31:50Couch is free.
31:52Yeah, yeah. We should probably sit.
31:54Yeah.
31:55See you around, man.
31:56Yeah, brother.
32:06Yeah.
32:07Yeah.
32:12Come on, bitches. Let me hear you all scream for our gay show.
32:18A Midsummer Night's Scream!
32:26Now, virgins oft find drunk Shakespeare scary. If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.
32:34Now, there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks. When an actor calls wine, everyone drinks.
32:42I like that.
32:43So that's great.
32:46What?
32:46What?
32:47What?
32:50No.
32:51I'm so sorry, everyone.
32:52It seems that the actors that we're going to play, our four young lovers, have all been struck by, uh,
32:59terrible affliction.
33:01True love?
33:03No.
33:03Gonorrhea.
33:04Oh!
33:09We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience.
33:14You go.
33:15You go.
33:16Would you look at this couple.
33:21Give it up for our Hermia and Lysander!
33:34Thanks.
33:35I love this.
33:36Ew.
33:37Okay, next I need a big strong man to play Demetrius.
33:43Me, Garrett Graham, I want to be in the show.
33:45Shut the fuck up.
33:46You can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass.
33:48Come on.
33:49Come here, pookie.
33:50That's okay.
33:51No, I'm all right.
33:51You're all right, son.
33:53Come on, G. Yeah.
33:54All right, all right.
33:56Yeah!
34:03Okay, now we just need a Helena.
34:05She's a real messy bitch who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
34:10Can anyone relate?
34:16Allow me.
34:19Not even gonna wait to be picked.
34:21That is messy.
34:22Let's hear it for our four young lovers.
34:25From the game, right?
34:27Anna.
34:27Anna, please, everyone knows the girl who locked down Garrett Graham.
34:31Uh, no, no, I didn't lock him.
34:33I mean, we're not locked.
34:36He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
34:39Just throw up some drama.
34:40All right, Hermia.
34:43Let's get you all caught up.
34:45All right, you're in love with Lysander.
34:49Oh.
34:50But your big bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
35:00What say you, Hermia?
35:04But daddy, I love him.
35:07Daddy, she loves him.
35:18Now, after this, we've got like 10 minutes of rude mechanicals BS.
35:22So, feel free to help yourselves to our wet bar.
35:27Okay.
35:31So, your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater.
35:37Can we seriously not do this right now?
35:39Do what?
35:39You're broadening your horizons.
35:42I think it's fun.
35:48Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons, too.
35:53You know, you didn't have to mess with her like that.
35:55She's not my girlfriend.
35:57But you clearly want her to be.
35:59No, I don't.
36:00Please, you can deny it all you want, but I looked at you the same way for months.
36:08Kendall, about the way that I ended things, I was kind of a dick.
36:13Don't.
36:14Don't apologize to me.
36:15Just make yourself feel better.
36:16I was just going to say, you know, it sucks when you like someone and they don't like you back.
36:21It does.
36:22If I knew just how much it sucked, I probably would have done some things differently.
36:29So, I'm sorry.
36:32And really, will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
36:38I was having so much fun being a bitch.
36:42Fine.
36:43Yeah, okay.
36:43I accept.
36:48I don't know.
36:50Marvel.
36:50It's foul, but it's effective.
36:55I see that neighbor, this is to make an ass of me.
36:58What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
37:01I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
37:05Mine ear is much enamored of thy note.
37:08And so is mine eye enthralled to thy...
37:17To thy...
37:20Smile.
37:24And thy sweatshirt.
37:27And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
37:29And how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes because thou knowest I want both,
37:35even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now.
37:37And so what if thou favors missionary?
37:39Me thinks I could get on board with missionary.
37:41Oh, sweet bottom.
37:43Out to Vermont.
37:44Do not desire to go.
37:46Please, do not desire to go.
37:58Holy shit, she's incredible.
38:00Yeah, man.
38:00She really is.
38:05Lion.
38:14Lion.
38:17He said it.
38:18Well, he said that.
38:20That's the word.
38:20That's not it.
38:23Okay, I understand you're confusing.
38:25This is what's happening here.
38:26I am...
38:27I'm fucked up, man.
38:28Lion.
38:30It's not even your line.
38:31Excuse me, I'm thirsty.
38:34Okay, are these drama kids better than drinking?
38:36No, no, no, no, no, I get it, I get it.
38:38What's going on?
38:38I totally get it.
38:42Pyramus and Fisbee are us all.
38:43Good.
38:44Hmm?
38:44Right?
38:45Well done.
38:45You see, Tuck?
38:47Tuck here.
38:52Welcome back, my lover.
38:57Oh, looks like you two had a good time.
39:00And it's about to get even better.
39:04I made this love potion special for the boys.
39:09It's a real knockout.
39:11And wouldn't you know it, when they came to, they only had eyes for Helena.
39:21Okay, loving this.
39:23But, fools and mortals, who will win fair Helena's hand?
39:29How is a butson maiden ever to decide?
39:32Oh.
39:34I know.
39:36How about a good old-fashioned dance-off?
39:40Yes!
39:41Which one of you wants to take the pole first?
39:43I have to do it!
39:44Yeah, Rick!
39:45Gary!
39:47Gary!
39:48Gary!
39:49Gary!
39:51Gary!
39:52Gary!
39:53Get up!
39:55Fuck you, guys.
39:56It's alright
40:03Oh!
40:04Look out!
40:05Look out of that!
40:06You're a little bit of it!
40:07Yeah, fuck your ass, man
40:09I'm a man, now
40:10Think I feel bad
40:11He was mad
40:12Did what you like
40:14You've been too nice
40:15He didn't do right
40:16That's too badno
40:17You
40:18are a diamond You're
40:19trying to cash out You're
40:21a fan You're
40:22trying to match ya And I'm
40:23not the one Until I'm
40:24staying down
40:26You know, I was thinking about asking you out.
40:30And the reason I didn't was because I thought you and Garrett were serious, but...
40:35I guess you know.
40:40Nope.
40:42Definitely not serious.
40:43Cool.
40:45Look, I'm not normally into theater, but...
40:49I'm really glad I came.
40:53Yeah, me too.
40:54Yeah.
41:10If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended.
41:15That you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear.
41:23Hey.
41:25Hey.
41:26That was some show you put on out there.
41:28Very boys gone wild.
41:30Thanks.
41:31I bet you're happy about this second love potion.
41:35You and Justin back together.
41:37Yeah, well, all's well that ends well.
41:41That's Shakespeare.
41:42Yeah, I know.
41:43Sorry.
41:46Um, uh, actually, Justin said he wants to ask me out.
41:54Uh, congratulations.
41:55That's, uh, yeah, you did it.
42:03Yeah, uh, yeah, uh, so I, I guess this means our deal is officially over?
42:15Right?
42:17Uh, yeah, right.
42:22Yeah, I mean, I got you the grade.
42:24And I got you the guy.
42:28Hey.
42:30I want to serve her that for cotton call.
42:33Ready?
42:34Sure.
42:36Sorry.
42:36Mm-hmm.
43:17You're getting some good power behind the shot.
43:19Still going wide.
43:21Not as long as you keep it in the rink.
43:24Remember Eastwood?
43:25Freshman year?
43:26Yeah.
43:27That wasn't on me, all right?
43:28Birdie took the shot.
43:29I just deflected off my stick.
43:31And Bragg's teeth.
43:32I bought him a beer.
43:33He's fine.
43:36Hey, sir, I couldn't make the Shakespeare today.
43:40Yeah, it's okay.
43:42Not eating this much.
43:46So, you and Hannah?
43:50I don't know what I was thinking.
43:53I don't have time for a girlfriend.
43:58Hey, I'm sorry, man.
44:01I know you're really into it.
44:05It's fine.
44:08There's a plan in place for me.
44:10Team captain, Frozen Four, Bruins.
44:14All I gotta do is follow through.
44:15It's a good plan.
44:17People would kill to have that plan.
44:19Right, right, exactly.
44:22And it was just a distraction.
44:25Yeah, I mean, sometimes you don't get everything you want.
44:36But you're Garrett Graham, all right?
44:40Things are gonna work out for you, okay?
44:42They always do.
44:47Yeah, well, for you too, man.
44:48It's me and you on the Bruins.
44:50That's the dream, right?
44:51Yeah, that's the dream.
44:56Anyway, I was gonna hit up my logs if you wanted to join.
44:59You look like you could use it.
45:01That's all right.
45:01I'm gonna stay.
45:03Sure.
45:04Yeah.
45:04All right, man.
45:05See you later.
45:06All right, bud.
45:17See you later.
45:24Please.
45:48I know.
45:50I said I wouldn't call.
45:53and that's how i learned the difference between billy joe armstrong and hailey joe osman
45:59yeah that's that's funny
46:04um i'm really glad we got to spend some time together
46:07outside of rehearsals yeah same
46:13oh i fucking love this song
46:17why do you love it so much well i mean for starters
46:19the bass line and the way it interacts with the lead guitar it's no i'm sorry
46:25i actually mean what does it make you feel
46:29i mean jealous i didn't write it first
46:33uh why what does it make you feel
46:39nothing i mean they're not for everyone
46:43yeah
46:46hey this this party's kind of dead right
46:50do you want to come back to mine and
46:52justin
46:53let me guess
46:53brain check
46:57not quite
47:14this is garrett no phones allowed on the ice so leave a message
47:38now
47:40now that i found you i can let you go
47:48i need you so baby even though you don't need me you don't need me baby now that i found
48:01you i can let you go i build my world around you i need you so
48:08baby baby even though you don't need me you don't need me baby baby since first we met i knew
48:23in this heart of mine
48:28time
48:29Could not be bad, I played it right and I bide my time
48:38Spend a lifetime looking for somebody
48:42To give me love like you
48:48Now you've told me that you wanna leave me
48:53Darling, I just can't let you
48:58Baby, now that I've found you, I can't let you go
49:05I built my world around you, I need you so
49:10Baby, even though you don't need me
49:15You don't need me
49:38Baby, you don't need me
49:41Baby, even though you don't need me
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