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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06Class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:24Just...
00:25Thanks.
00:30All right, 9 p.m. of the night.
00:31After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right, phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay, now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa, easy.
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do?
01:13Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:36It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey team shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Ew.
01:50My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:56No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you...
02:14Maintain possession of the puck and establish a rhythm.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship in front of crowds,
02:36in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:42We break up, you cry.
02:44You expect me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59All right, well, that part I like.
03:01Well, you gotta admit,
03:04it's kind of genius.
03:11So, when do we start?
03:13I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:33What's up?
03:33How old are you guys?
03:37Hi, I'm...
03:38Hannah, right?
03:39Darius, Tudor?
03:40Yeah, sorry it took me so long.
03:41No one ever really knocks.
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in hockey.
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys say pauses all the time.
03:53I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:56I'm the one out there all the time.
03:58Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so...
04:01Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass.
04:03Come on now.
04:05Hey.
04:07I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:13What's your deal?
04:15Careful.
04:15Don't tell Jules anything.
04:16You went with the whole school knowing.
04:18I only report the facts.
04:22Wellsy.
04:23Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there.
04:35No worries.
04:44Jules?
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't flatter yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:55Dean!
04:57Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:01Sorry about him.
05:02This is even.
05:03This is me.
05:20Okay, uh, for your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers
05:27and how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34No, nothing.
05:35Just a snap from a puk bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puk bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puk bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself, what the duties and obligations of the
06:06individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:16What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:28Okay.
06:32This is Garrett's tutor.
06:35Please leave him alone.
06:36He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn.
06:40Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Well, just in between my, uh...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter.
06:54I'm not doing August 19th.
06:56Okay.
06:58Uh...
07:00Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:03No, you're doing backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:10Okay.
07:11Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Are sexes boring?
07:35No.
07:35No, I didn't.
07:36We're just a little predictable, Sol.
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things and we see the same people and we break up and get
07:45back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is...
07:55We see the same people because we're in college.
07:58We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:06Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08Well, we could be.
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:28No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:30The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah.
08:42Yeah, let's just do that.
09:02Okay.
09:03What did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors.
09:14We don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:23It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go, thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet.
09:28Hannah, just, uh, try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism.
09:40Honestly.
09:41Sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:53Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:59No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04I had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:13What's in this?
10:13I think you meant to say.
10:15Thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:21I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:25What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:37Is he looking?
10:38I can't tell.
10:41Nope.
10:44Okay.
10:46What about now?
10:50No.
10:53Okay, well I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
11:00Whatever.
11:13And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:21He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:28Don't miss.
11:28Don't miss.
11:29I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:31Don't miss.
11:31Don't miss.
11:32Oh.
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:38It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly.
11:50Hear me.
11:51Hear me.
11:52Hear me.
11:52We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the Maxwell Summer Home in...
12:02Cape Cod.
12:03Woo-hoo!
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be twofers.
12:09So please come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:13After us, of course.
12:14The party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following
12:19morning.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:19So be there.
12:21Or...
12:22Be there.
12:22There is no other option.
12:24Drum roll, please.
12:25Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:38That is all.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:44They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:49Wait.
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:13I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you...
13:19None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:22Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay, well you've convinced half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44Yeah.
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Haha.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:47I mean, you've got it, so flaunt it.
13:50Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man.
13:58Let's just get one thing straight.
14:00My best friend is right about literally everything, always, now, until the end of time.
14:04But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:07Sorry!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:14Sean and I are coming.
14:14I just decided.
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:20You're already in the funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so.
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal?
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:36He's got a point.
14:36Well, and besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:42So much fake sex.
14:43Ugh.
14:43I don't want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:52Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
14:59Ooh.
15:03Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:09All the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us.
15:12I'd like to see you give 110%.
15:14Brackets out 110.
15:16Read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100% and then, um, give 10...
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me, and, uh, that's not a problem.
15:34I expect the best of myself.
15:36Do you have any other pregame rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:41You know, I need my locker to be...
16:10Hey.
16:11Can I help you?
16:13Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:18Uh, definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:23Well, then you can stay.
16:25Hey.
16:28You're not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good.
16:31Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:34I'm sorry, can't you just speak to his professor or dean?
16:39Or whatever.
16:40If it's so important that he play, I mean.
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What?
16:44Why?
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:50Some hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:56Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:10Hey.
17:12Thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:17You better hurry.
17:19Garrett's tutor.
17:20All right.
17:25Yeah.
17:28I must admit, I can't explain any of these thoughts racing through my brain.
17:35It's true.
17:37Baby, I'm howling for you.
17:39Hey.
17:40You know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:43Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:46I will reschedule.
17:48Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on.
17:49Hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh, locking out while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:57I've got a lot to cover and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:11Jesus.
18:12You know, if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out when
18:15I tease you.
18:17We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself.
18:30I don't blush.
18:31Oh, yeah?
18:50See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:55But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:01Oh, right.
19:02Your terms.
19:03No kissing.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:28Don't.
19:29Blush.
19:47Blush.
19:51No.
19:57Yes?
19:59No.
20:01Uh, he was just trying to prove a point.
20:03It kind of feels like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn.
20:15I'm gonna kiss you.
20:19Okay.
20:30Am I blushing now?
20:46It's here, folks.
20:47Our first away game of the season.
20:49The Briarhawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past.
20:52But since it's De Laurentiis' birthday today,
20:55we all know his mind is already on the after-party.
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight.
21:01The Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always.
21:14First game?
21:17Yeah.
21:18I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't bite.
21:21I swear.
21:22Oh, thanks.
21:27Just stick by Jules.
21:29I mean, their play-by-play was a lifesaver in my first time.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Oh, here we go. You got this, boys. Come on, now.
21:39This is a tough game for the Plovers, folks.
21:42Hey!
21:42Hey!
21:43Hey!
21:43Right here!
21:43Right here!
21:44Let's fucking go.
21:46Come on, baby!
21:48Hey!
21:48Hey, J!
21:49Come on!
21:50Hey, here we go!
21:51The Briar has control of the Plovers.
21:52Logan!
21:52Logan!
21:53There you go!
21:53Logan back to Graham.
21:54Move it!
21:54Move it!
21:55I'm moving!
21:55I'm moving!
21:56Listen, Logan.
21:56These two are passing me back and forth like Plamidia during the Welcome Week.
22:00Come on, guys.
22:01Let someone else have a turn.
22:02It's only fair.
22:02Go!
22:03Go!
22:03Come on, baby!
22:07Nine!
22:07Damn!
22:08So close!
22:09Chattern tries to get the puck the fuck out of town.
22:12Get him, baby!
22:12But Graham's right there with the interception.
22:15Come on, G!
22:15Pass it up!
22:17Good!
22:18Take it up!
22:19Graham takes the load in!
22:22Yes!
22:23Cool!
22:26Pops absolutely pounding the Chatham Clovers.
22:31All done!
22:33All done!
22:33He's good.
22:35Yeah.
22:37The problem is.
22:38Knows it.
22:41Fuck!
22:41Fuck!
22:42Fuck!
22:44Fuck!
22:45Fuck!
22:45Fuck!
22:46Fuck!
22:47HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!
22:55Hi, Danny, baby.
23:00Hey, let's go set him up.
23:08Right here.
23:12KUKUK!
23:16KUKUK!
23:17KUKUK!
23:17Hey, hey, Doppody!
23:19Seriously.
23:20Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:24Okay.
23:25Doppody! Doppody! Doppody! Doppody! Doppody! Doppody!
23:32Doppody! Doppody! Doppody!
23:40Come on.
23:41You maverick? Come on, come on, baby.
23:45Oh, boy.
24:11You might have found somebody new, but still can't swallow.
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit. I mean, you totally nailed boy hot.
24:21Good, because I feel like an absolute cliche.
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, not yet, but he'll be here.
24:28Sigtile takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30You okay?
24:31Oh, hey, thanks, man.
24:33No, thanks. I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries, I'm not a big drinker either.
24:39One-on practice nights at five after a game.
24:40No exceptions.
24:41Seems pretty strict.
24:43Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually.
24:49Are you ready for this?
24:58Hockey shots!
25:00Hockey shots.
25:02Oh, shit.
25:03Yeah, get it now. You're not a vampire.
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's tutor, but, uh...
25:08Oh, cute, but we need you. Let's go.
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win.
25:12Bad luck if we don't.
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it, because tonight we beat Chad's asses.
25:16That's right.
25:16Let's go.
25:17All right, come on.
25:17Come on.
25:18Come on.
25:19Yes, sir.
25:19Sorry.
25:21It's okay.
25:21All right, let's go.
25:35Come on.
25:35Come on.
25:36Come on.
25:37Come on.
25:38Come on.
25:46All right.
25:46Game.
25:47Hey.
25:48Come on.
25:49Come on.
26:09Not a vampire
26:12What Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire, but here you are looking like Elle Woods
26:18and your Peter Pan shadow
26:20Yeah, Peters around here somewhere
26:24There's just one thing I can't quite figure out
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends dynamic duos
26:30Not his style even when it is the theme so
26:34Garrett's tutor
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard
26:43Someone already blocked me in
26:45Come on, it looks so fun
26:53Hey babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still left in the car
26:57Okay, well without the cup you don't look like Ben Affleck, you just look like some sad guy from Boston
27:02So, Ben Affleck
27:04Babe, get the cup
27:06So he can dance
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09A house like this?
27:10A floor like that?
27:12Dressed like mine?
27:14Come on
27:15Okay, I'll find the cup
27:17Thank you
27:22You know, it started with cheatering, but if you looked at him, I mean, he's John's best friend, so not
27:29really
27:29John
27:30John
27:31My brother, John Logan
27:33Right
27:33I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive looking human being and sparks flew as they do when people
27:43Sorry, what don't you get?
27:46Any of it?
27:46Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh my god, no, you're just different
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett
28:00So you guys like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not like exclusive or anything
28:06And she's cool with that
28:07Yeah, man, I guess so
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:14Yeah, you know, I don't know, sometimes people sneak up on you
28:21Jesus
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah
28:25She doesn't drink
28:26She said not at parties
28:28Huh
28:34Here, uh
28:36Here, try this
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro
28:45Thanks
28:47Bro be the hero
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother
28:55But he can be kind of a dick sometimes
28:58You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny
29:01And really hardworking
29:04Kinda nice
29:04When he wants to be
29:07Hey, uh, sorry that I took so long to couldn't find any mixtures, but
29:10I thought maybe
29:12I don't know
29:13You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure though
29:17Yeah, actually, thanks
29:31Okay
29:32Okay
29:32That was totally cute
29:36My single ass needs another drink
29:39Bye, Jules
29:41Good work
29:42Really?
29:43RIP
29:43D
29:45Oh
29:46This kitten over here
29:47This kitten over here
29:49The stars getting dry
29:51And we're staring at the sunrise
29:53But you're thirsty over there
29:55But you're thirsty over there
29:57Cause you're an animal, an animal
30:01And you're closing in all night
30:05Yeah, you're an animal, an animal
30:09And it just can't be this way
30:12Now I can't see it straight
30:15And my hands are tied
30:17I could be a type
30:19From the zombie bites
30:20Now I can't see it straight
30:23But the feeling's not
30:24Yo, Dini, can you do me a favor
30:27And take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally
30:39But I'm pretty sure that's JLo
30:41That's really helpful
30:42Yeah, I got an idea
30:51Oh my god! Wait, this is me!
30:53JLo! No!
30:54Ah!
30:58He says you're struggling
30:59With your assists, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick
31:04To my party people
31:06In the club
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor
31:14If you're a party tree, then step on the floor
31:17If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
31:21Break the sweat on the floor
31:22Yeah, we work on the floor
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up
31:29Woo!
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
31:33Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:36You know we're running tonight on the floor
31:39Brazil, Morocco
31:41London to Ibiza
31:43Straight to LA, New York
31:45Vegas to Africa
31:47Dance the night away
31:49Live your life and stay young on the floor
31:54Dance the night away
31:56Grab somebody, drink a little more
31:59I see me
32:00I see a little down
32:03I see a little down
32:04I see a little down
32:05I see a little down
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh my god, Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool.
32:37You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy.
32:42Right?
32:48Is he looking?
32:55Oh yeah.
33:06Come here.
33:07What?
33:17Okay.
33:20Where are we going?
33:21He needs to see us.
33:22And he has.
33:23You've got him interested, now we've got to go.
33:28Nobody's talking to someone.
33:32Hey, watch the player, not the puck, Wellesie.
33:36What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means trust me.
33:52This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.
33:59And I feel so blue.
34:01And I feel so blue.
34:02I feel so blue.
34:03And I feel so blue.
34:05And I feel so blue.
34:06Now, you can blush.
34:14Okay.
34:35Oh, thank God I'm exhausted.
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope.
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:49Apology accepted.
34:51I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:55Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:57You can't just decide.
34:59It's funny.
35:00It seems like I just did.
35:01Oh my God.
35:01You're so stubborn.
35:05You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:08Absolutely not.
35:10Okay, your loss.
35:14Whoa, you're Pete to shit.
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
35:22No, okay, you're right.
35:24You should take the bed.
35:28Wait, no.
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:33Get back on the bed.
35:34I'm taking the floor.
35:35I don't need your pity.
35:37It's all yours.
35:37See you in the morning.
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago.
35:40Take it.
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:42So am I.
35:56What?
35:59Eh, nothing.
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:22Impressive.
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah, you get used to it.
36:33Hurt more when I was starting out.
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing.
36:38Hmm.
36:40Well, I don't know.
36:41As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:44It's a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:48Skating was the fun part.
36:53Pressure was...
36:55Getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
37:01Chugging protein shakes and...
37:06Lifting weights.
37:08Missing birthday parties.
37:10Because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:15And his fucking whistle whenever I made a mistake.
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:29I guess...
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:37Spent my whole life training for a dream and now I'm so close to it.
37:41If I stopped, I...
37:44I don't know.
37:47It makes sense.
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice.
37:53Yeah, right.
37:56Well, fuck that.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Yeah, fuck that.
38:07You gotta practice with the Bruins?
38:10They let me run a drill for fun.
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker.
38:23Oh my god, no.
38:25Turn that off.
38:26That's so embarrassing.
38:28All that's to happen.
38:31Then on to the first chapter.
38:36Everyone's happy.
38:37Peshadowing.
38:39Impending disaster.
38:41Then girl meets boy.
38:43It's awkward, confusing.
38:45Can't tell if it's love or it's hate.
38:49Wet hands, praise.
38:53Reaching for some...
38:54Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible.
38:57In high school.
38:58Now it's a love story.
39:01A epic proportion.
39:04Delights of which never's been told.
39:07They're really good.
39:09Two hearts beating as one.
39:12Run right into the sun.
39:17Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:23Back to page one.
39:31I gotta tell you something.
39:34The other night at the Eastwood game,
39:37I was struggling.
39:42And then I heard someone singing.
39:48Elton John.
39:49Right?
39:52I followed your voice through the tunnels.
39:57I saw you in the green room.
40:01Saying it out loud.
40:02I realized that sounds creepy, but...
40:08You were so...
40:10Like, genuine, you know?
40:15Like, free.
40:20You centered me.
40:29Jules posted us.
40:32Wait, what did they say?
40:34Actually, hang on.
40:36Let me see.
40:43We did it.
40:44Yeah, we did it.
40:47Wait, I have just a thing.
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover of the bitch's back?
40:50Yeah, of course.
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie.
40:52Okay, well, what about Billy Porter's vision?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:59Gonna pretend you didn't just say that?
41:00Come up here.
41:02Come up here.
41:09Will you show me something of yours?
41:11Well, like a classical piece?
41:13No, like the one on your Instagram.
41:16Uh, no.
41:17I don't write like that anymore.
41:21That's crazy.
41:23Why not?
41:26It's, like, scary.
41:29Telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know.
41:33Uh, but I am working on something at the moment for the pop showcase.
41:38But it's not there yet.
41:40Lyrics are hard for me.
41:43It'll get there.
41:45It has to.
41:46I need to win.
41:47You hate losing that badly, huh?
41:49I do.
41:50When it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore.
41:53Which is what'll happen if I don't get a scholarship.
41:56And the only way to get a scholarship is to win.
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah, sure.
42:15As long as it's still mine.
42:34I mean, there's your answer.
42:38Justin.
42:39Yeah.
42:40I mean, just asking for help.
42:41Pretentious douches love that shit.
42:43He is not a pretentious douche.
42:48Okay, yeah.
42:49Whatever you say.
43:01Wait, have you heard of the Beaches?
43:03Mm-mm.
43:04Their Coachella set will change your life.
43:06Yeah.
43:07Ha, ha, ha!
43:09Ha, ha!
43:10Ha, ha!
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yeah.
44:51Is the seat taken?
44:53No.
44:54Yeah?
44:55Cool.
44:55Yeah.
44:57Yeah.
45:01Yeah.
45:03Yeah.
45:03Yeah.
45:28Yeah.
45:30Yeah.
45:31Yeah.
45:31Yeah.
45:31Yeah.
45:43Yeah.
45:45Yeah.
45:50Yeah.
45:50Does she want me to stay? Does she want me to pack? You can't push me any further till I
45:57start coming back.
46:00Turn me around, run up, side down. Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
46:08I feel so far, you're all I want. Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
46:17Push me in circles, to the edge of the earth, where I can't go any further till I start coming
46:25back to you.
46:27I'm an addict, I'm addicted to her and to me. She's a magnet, pulling me under the sheets.
46:36If it holds you too close, we'll do good things to go. Don't matter what happens, wherever we end up,
46:43we'll come right back.
46:44Turn me around, run up, side down. Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
46:54I feel so far, you're all I want. Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
47:03They push me in circles, to the edge of the earth, where I can't go any further till I start
47:10coming back to you.
47:30Turn me around, run up, side down. Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
47:39I feel so far, you're all I want. Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
47:48Turn me around, run up, side down. Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
47:57I feel so far, you're all I want. Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
48:06Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
48:09Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
48:36Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
48:37Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
48:44Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
48:48Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
48:49Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
48:50Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
48:54Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
48:55Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
48:56Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
49:05Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
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