00:17This is the Asgardian Refugee Vessel, the Statesman.
00:24We are under assault.
00:25I repeat, we are under assault.
00:27Engines are dead.
00:29Light support failing.
00:32Requesting aid from any vessel within range.
00:35We are the 26th young boycott of Asgard.
00:38Our crew is made up of Asgardian families.
00:41We have very few soldiers here.
00:43This is not a warcraft.
00:45I repeat, this is not a warcraft.
01:00Hear me and rejoice.
01:07You have had the privilege of being saved by the great Titan.
01:14You may think this is suffering.
01:18No.
01:20It is salvation.
01:26The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice.
01:35Smile, for even in death you have become children of Thanos.
01:57I know what it's like to lose.
02:00Feel so desperately that you're right.
02:04Yet to fail, nonetheless.
02:15It's frightening.
02:18Turns the legs to jelly.
02:22If I ask you, to what end?
02:26Dread it.
02:28Run from it.
02:30Destiny arrives all the same.
02:33And now it's here.
02:35Or should I say...
02:38I am.
02:46You talk too much.
02:48The Tesseract.
02:50Or your brother's head.
02:57I assume you have a preference.
02:59Do you?
03:00No, I do.
03:05Kill away.
03:21Alright, stop!
03:25We don't have the Tesseract.
03:28It was destroyed on Asgard.
03:41We are the worst, brother.
03:48I assure you, brother.
03:50The sun will shine on us again.
03:54Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.
03:58Well, for one thing...
04:00I'm not Asgardian.
04:02And for another...
04:05We have a Hulk.
04:06a Hulk.
04:18let him have his fun!
04:28A Hulk手
04:30Yeah!
05:15Godfathers, let the dark magic
05:17of more than me one last time.
05:35That was a mistake.
05:43No!
05:53You're going to die for that.
06:08My humble personage bows before your grandeur.
06:16No other being has ever had the might,
06:20nay the nobility,
06:22to wield not one but two infinity stones.
06:30The universe lies within your grasp.
06:37No!
06:38No!
06:53No!
06:54No!
06:55No!
06:56No!
06:57No!
07:04No!
07:04No!
07:14There are two more stones on earth.
07:19Find them my children and bring them to me untightly.
07:22Father, we will not fail you.
07:24If I might interject,
07:27if you're going to earth,
07:29you might want a guide.
07:31Do you have a bit of experience in that arena?
07:33If you consider failure experience?
07:36I consider experience experience.
07:38Almighty Thanos,
07:42Almighty Thanos,
07:43Loki,
07:45Prince of Asgard,
07:50Odin's son,
07:55the rightful king of Jotunheim,
07:57god of mischief,
08:00do hereby pledge to you
08:03my undying fidelity.
08:06Fidelity.
08:18Undying.
08:23You should choose your words more carefully.
08:47You...
08:49will never be...
08:52a god.
09:04oh,
09:05no...
09:06oh,
09:10no...
09:21no...
09:22no resurrections this time.
09:46No.
09:48Okay.
09:50Okay.
09:58To be continued...
10:29Seriously, you don't have any money.
10:32Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.
10:35I'll tell the guys at the deli.
10:36Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham on rye.
10:38Wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:39I think I have 200 dollars.
10:41Whoopies.
10:42Which is?
10:43A bucket of hot.
10:45What do you want?
10:47I wouldn't say no to a tuna melt.
11:01Thanos is coming.
11:04He's coming.
11:07He's coming.
11:08Whoopies.
11:11Whoopies.
11:12Whoopies.
11:14Whoopies.
11:16Whoopies.
11:17Whoopies.
11:19Whoopies.
11:19Whoopies.
11:20Whoopies.
11:21Whoopies.
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