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The Avengers ↭ PG-13
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00:07The End
00:30Good to go on this end. The rest is up to you.
00:33You disconnected the transmission lines? Are we off the grid?
00:36Stark Tower is about to become a beacon of self-sustaining clean energy.
00:40Well, assuming the Ark reactor takes over and it actually works?
00:43I assume.
00:45Light her up.
00:52How does it look?
00:53Like Christmas, but with more me.
00:56We've got to go wider on the public awareness campaign. You need to do some press.
01:00I'm in D.C. tomorrow. I'm working on the zoning for the next three buildings.
01:02Pepper, you're killing me in the moment. Remember? Enjoy the moment.
01:06Get in here and I will.
01:11Sir, Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. is on the line.
01:14I'm not in.
01:16I'm actually out.
01:24Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting.
01:27Gross fine, Jarvis.
01:28I got a date.
01:34Levels are holding steady.
01:37I think.
01:38Of course they are.
01:39I was directly involved.
01:40Which brings me to my next question.
01:41How does it feel to be a genius?
01:43Well, I really wouldn't know now, would I?
01:46What do you mean?
01:47All this came from you.
01:50No, all this came from that.
01:54Give yourself some credit.
01:56Please.
01:57Stark Tower is your baby.
01:59Give yourself 12% of the credit.
02:0312%.
02:0312%.
02:03An argument can be made for 15%.
02:0412% of my baby?
02:07Well, I did do all the heavy lifting.
02:08Literally, I lifted the heavy things.
02:10And sorry, but the security snafu, that was on you.
02:13Oh.
02:14My part of the elevator.
02:15You mean our elevator?
02:16It was teeming with sweaty workmen.
02:19I'm going to pay for that comment about percentages in some subtle way later, aren't I?
02:24Not going to be that subtle.
02:26I'll tell you what.
02:27Next building is going to say pots on the tower.
02:30On the lease.
02:32Call your mom.
02:33Can you bunk over?
02:34Sir, the telephone.
02:36I'm afraid my protocols are being overridden.
02:38Mr. Stark, we need to talk.
02:40You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark.
02:43Please leave a message.
02:44This is urgent.
02:45Then leave it urgently.
02:49Security breach is on you.
02:50Mr. Stark?
02:51Phil, come in.
02:53Phil?
02:54He can't stay.
02:55His first name is Agent.
02:57Come in.
02:57We're celebrating.
02:58Which is why he can't stay.
03:00We need you to look this over as soon as possible.
03:03I don't like being handed things.
03:04That's fine, because I love to be handed things.
03:06So let's trade.
03:11Official consulting hours are between 8 and 5 every other Thursday.
03:14This isn't a consultation.
03:16Is this about the Avengers?
03:17Which I know nothing about.
03:19The Avengers initiative was scrapped, I thought.
03:22And I didn't even qualify.
03:24I didn't know that either.
03:25Yeah, apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed,
03:28don't play well with others.
03:30That I did know.
03:30This isn't about personality profiles anymore.
03:32Whatever.
03:33Ms. Potts, you got a sec?
03:35Have a moment.
03:41You know, I thought we were having a moment.
03:44I was having 12% of a moment.
03:46This seems serious.
03:48Phil's pretty shaken.
03:49How would you know this?
03:50Why is he Phil?
03:51What is all this?
03:53This is a...
03:56This.
04:04I'm going to take the jet to D.C. tonight.
04:06Tomorrow.
04:07You have homework.
04:08You have a lot of homework.
04:09Well, what if I didn't?
04:11If you didn't?
04:12Yes.
04:13You mean when you finished?
04:17Well, um, then...
04:25Square deal.
04:26Flash safe.
04:34So, any chance you're driving by LaGuardia?
04:36I can drop you.
04:38Fantastic.
04:39Oh, I want to hear about the, uh, chalice.
04:41Is that still a thing?
04:42Should we move back to Portland?
04:43What?
04:54We're about 40 minutes out from home base, sir.
05:01So, this Dr. Banner was trying to replicate the serum that he used on me?
05:04A lot of people were.
05:06You were the world's first superhero.
05:09Banner thought gamma radiation might hold the key to unlocking Erskine's original formula.
05:14Didn't really go his way, did it?
05:16Not so much.
05:17When he's not that thing, though, a guy's like a Stephen Hawking.
05:22He's like a smart person.
05:27I gotta say, it's an honor to meet you.
05:30Officially.
05:32I sort of met you.
05:33I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping.
05:37I mean, I was, I was present while you were unconscious from the ice.
05:42It's, you know, it's really, it's just a, just a huge honor to have you on board.
05:46It's, well, I hope I'm the man for the job.
05:50Oh, you are.
05:51Absolutely.
05:52Uh, we made some modifications to the uniform.
05:56I had a little design input.
05:58The uniform?
05:59Aren't the stars and stripes a little old-fashioned?
06:05Everything that's happening, the things that are about to come to light, people might just
06:11need a little old-fashioned.
06:26Oh, my God.
06:30Oh, my God.
06:33Oh, my God.
06:46Let your Tauri grow restless.
06:49Let them guard themselves.
06:50I will lead them in a glorious battle.
06:53Battle?
06:55Against the meager might of Earth?
06:58Glorious, not lengthy.
07:01If your force is as formidable as you claim.
07:05You question us.
07:07You question him.
07:09He who put the scepter in your hand,
07:12who gave you ancient knowledge and new purpose
07:16when you were cast out, defeated...
07:19I was a king.
07:21The rightful king of Asgard.
07:24Betrayed.
07:25Your ambition is little and full of childish need.
07:31We look beyond the Earth to the greater world.
07:35The Tesseract will unveil.
07:37You don't have the Tesseract yet.
07:41I don't threaten.
07:43But until I open the doors,
07:46until your force is mine to command,
07:50you have at worst.
07:53You will have your war as Guardian.
07:58If you fail...
08:00If you fail...
08:01If the Tesseract is kept from us,
08:06there will be no realm,
08:08no barren moon,
08:11no crevice where he can't fight you.
08:13You think you'll know pain,
08:18he'll make you long for something sweet as pain.
08:42fear is going to happen.
08:44Do you think you going to use the Hero Milky?
08:53But you might have to buy something evil.
08:53I only have time 50,
08:54hope I give you a ride...
08:54Yes, sir.
08:57Agent Romanoff?
08:59It's Captain Rogers.
09:01Ma'am?
09:01Hi.
09:02They need you on the bridge.
09:03They're starting to face trace.
09:05See you there.
09:07It was quite the buzz around here, finding you in the ice.
09:12I thought Coulson was going to swoon.
09:15Did he ask you to sign his Captain America trading cards yet?
09:18Trading cards?
09:19They're vintage.
09:20He's very proud.
09:23Dr. Banner.
09:26Oh, yeah.
09:27Hi.
09:28They told me you'd be coming.
09:30Word is you can find the cube.
09:32Is that the only word on me?
09:34Only word I care about.
09:38Must be strange for you, all of this.
09:41Well, this is actually kind of familiar.
09:44Gentlemen, you may want to step inside in a minute.
09:47It's going to get a little hard to breathe.
09:57Is this a submarine?
09:59Really?
10:00Really?
10:01They want me in a submerged pressurized metal container?
10:04Go ahead, push us down.
10:05Contact nine, sir.
10:31I don't know, this is much worse.
10:50I don't know, this is much worse.
11:05Increase collective.
11:14We are clear.
11:21All engines operating.
11:23Shield emergency protocol 193.6 in effect.
11:27We're at level, sir.
11:29Good.
11:31Let's vanish.
11:32Engage retroflexion panels.
11:35Let's go.
11:40Let's go.
11:43Let's go.
11:47Let's go.
11:49Let's go.
11:51Reflection panels engaged.
11:52Gentlemen?
12:06Doctor, thank you for coming.
12:09Thanks for asking nicely.
12:12So, how long am I staying?
12:14Once we get our hands on the Tesseract, you're in the way.
12:17Where are you with that?
12:19We're sweeping every wirelessly accessible camera on the planet.
12:23Cell phones, laptops.
12:25If it's connected to a satellite, it's eyes and ears for us.
12:28It's still not going to find them in time.
12:30You have to nail your field.
12:31How many spectrometers do you have access to?
12:33How many are there?
12:34Call every lab you know.
12:35Tell them to put the spectrometers on the roof and calibrate them for gamma rays.
12:39I'll rough out a tracking algorithm, basic cluster recognition.
12:42At least we could rule out a few places.
12:45You have somewhere for me to work?
12:47He's from Romov.
12:48Can you show Dr. Banner to his laboratory, please?
12:51You're going to love it, Doc. We've got all the toys.
12:54Put it over there.
12:58Where did you find all these people?
13:01Shield has no shortage of enemies, Doctor.
13:04Is this the stuff you need?
13:05Yeah, Iridium. It's found in meteorites. It forms anti-protons.
13:09It's very hard to get hold of.
13:11Especially a shield knows you need it.
13:13But I didn't know.
13:14Hey!
13:16The Tesseract has shown me so much.
13:18It's more than knowledge. It's truth.
13:21I know.
13:22What did it show you, Agent Barton?
13:25My next target.
13:27Tell me what you need.
13:31I need a distraction.
13:34And an eyeball.
13:42I mean, if it's not too much trouble.
13:45No, no. It's fine.
13:49It's a vintage set.
13:51Took me a couple of years to collect them all.
13:56Near mint.
13:56Slight foxing around the edges, but...
13:59We got a hit.
14:0067% match.
14:02Wait.
14:02Cross match.
14:0379%.
14:05Location?
14:06Stuttgart, Germany.
14:0728 Kuhningstrasse.
14:09He's not exactly hiding.
14:10Captain?
14:12You're up.
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