00:00Can I have a little more ice cream, please?
00:03Please, please, please, a little more, please?
00:06You know who's the best?
00:07Who?
00:082003 Tigers!
00:10They suck!
00:11They suck!
00:13No they don't!
00:14They're the best!
00:15Doofus!
00:15Doofus 2!
00:17Triple Infinity Doofus!
00:19Infinity Infinity Googleplex!
00:21Quadruple Doofus!
00:23Quintopple Infinity Mays Trazantown!
00:28Oh my God!
00:34What?
00:38It's here, it's here!
00:41What?
01:19Mom!
01:25yes sweetheart where are you going
01:32just to take out the trash can we show you something
01:39mom hurry come on come on it's important mom you'll like it come on hurry up it's important
01:51okay so listen to this i'm gonna start it no i want to start it i want to start why
01:59don't you both
02:02start it whatever it is together okay okay you ready yeah three two one go
02:20and if we get some ice cream we promise to be good
02:57you're alive yes but so many others were lost
03:0473 i need to destroy the book no it cannot be you
03:18no no
03:20oh
03:41What happened?
03:44Are you okay?
03:49Belly! Tommy!
03:58Stop! Stop!
04:23I need the Darkhold spells. You are the Sorcerer Supreme. Tell me what you know.
04:31You have to kill me, witch.
04:33Not you.
04:36Them.
04:41Stop!
04:44Wonderstar.
04:48Wonderface!
04:54The Darkhold wants a copy!
04:58A copy.
05:00Legend speaks of a mountain with the wretched spells you see carved into its walls.
05:05It's there the Darkhold was transcribed.
05:09I'm Wondergore.
05:11Wondergore.
05:13No one has survived the journey.
05:19Perhaps we will be the exception.
05:29Ray!
05:32Ray!
05:38Ray!
05:40Ray!
05:45Ray!
05:46This universe sucks.
05:49Okay.
06:03Hey! Hey, Latino! Where the hell are we? Look, I don't know who you are, what you think
06:12you're trying to do here, but these situations don't usually work out well for the nameless
06:16scientists, so just... Christine? Hello, Steven. Adios. Ms. Javis? To answer your question,
06:34you are in a highly secure research facility. The two of you, along with your sentient cloak,
06:39are here for surveillance and testing. Testing? Well, yes, you're visitors from
06:44another universe. Your magnetic signatures could be radioactive. You may be carrying
06:50diseases we just don't have treatments for. Hence these amazing polycarbonate fishbowls.
06:57I assume I have you to thank for these, then? Yes, I developed those using the sands of Nisanti,
07:03one of 838 Steven's magical relics. 838 Steven? Is that some kind of cyborg me?
07:09Our universe is 838, and we've designated yours 616. Oh, you guys sure must know a lot about the
07:16multiverse if you've got someone going around naming realities. Yes. Me. I'm a senior fellow with the
07:23Baxter Foundation, and I specialize in multiversal research. So, how'd you end up working here,
07:30wherever he is? Well, I volunteered at your funeral. Thank you for going. Your injuries, they're similar,
07:41but they're not identical. It's fascinating.
07:49What were we to each other in this universe?
07:57We never quite figured that out. Yeah. Well, that's something we got in common.
08:08Christine, you gotta let us out of here. Everyone's in real danger. Look, I know you don't know me.
08:16And I don't want to. Whatever I was to you in your universe does not matter.
08:22Why not?
08:28Because you're dangerous, Steven.
08:31Someone from my universe wants that girl. And she's gonna rip this place apart atom by atom until she gets
08:38what she wants.
08:39Someone who cares if you're from the Avengers or SHIELD.
08:43Well, neither.
08:43I don't care, then.
08:49Well, what then? Hydra?
08:52The Illuminati will see you now.
08:56The Illumi-wati?
09:05Don't let anyone hurt that kid.
09:11It's gonna be okay.
09:12Okay.
09:15I'm so sorry.
09:16I'm so sorry.
09:22But I'm still fine.
09:23I don't know what to do.
09:24But I need to go away
09:27and leave some quite honestly,
09:27Is that-
09:28Okay.
09:28What?
09:35They need to be okay.
09:37Okay?
09:38Okay.
09:42You couldn't portal us up there my magic can only take us so far
09:48Masters of the mystic arts weren't meant to tread upon the forbidden grounds of Wonder Court
10:18The first demon to thorn carved his dark magic into this tomb
10:25These same spells were later transcribed into the dark hole
10:46There's no telling what soulless monstrosities lie within
11:33They've been waiting for me
11:42This isn't a tomb
11:48It's a throne
12:13No
12:14No
12:14No
12:16No
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