00:15I
00:34Get out of here, little girl, and do the dishes now!
00:42Were you listening to that?
00:44No. Well, I heard, but I was just taking out the trash.
00:49I guess you can always hear us.
00:51Well, everybody shouts.
00:54Your aunt and uncle don't.
00:56They can scream pretty good sometimes.
01:01Listen, MJ, about today at school with Flash...
01:05You really freaked us out.
01:07I'm sorry. Is he okay?
01:09He's just happy you didn't give him a black eye for graduation.
01:16So where are you going after you graduate?
01:22I, uh...
01:24I want to move into the city.
01:27And hopefully, uh, get a job as a photographer.
01:33Work my way through college.
01:36What about you?
01:38Headed for the city, too.
01:41Can't wait to get out of here.
01:44I wanna...
01:45What?
01:51Oh, come on. Try me.
01:54I wanna...
01:56Act.
01:59On stage.
02:01Really?
02:03Well, that's perfect.
02:06You're awesome in all the school plays.
02:09Really?
02:10Yeah.
02:11I cried like a baby when you played Cinderella.
02:15Peter, that was first grade.
02:16Well...
02:19Even so.
02:23Sometimes...
02:24You know people.
02:27You can just...
02:29See what's coming.
02:34What do you see coming for you?
02:39I don't know.
02:44Whatever it is...
02:45It's something I never felt before.
02:52And...
02:53What for me?
02:55For you?
02:57You're gonna line up Broadway.
03:02You know...
03:07You're taller than you look.
03:09Really?
03:11I hunch.
03:14Don't.
03:19Hey, MJ.
03:21Come take a ride.
03:22My new birthday present.
03:24Come on.
03:26I gotta go.
03:28Bye.
03:30Oh, my God!
03:31He's gorgeous!
03:32Yeah, right?
03:33Look at him!
03:34I'm in.
03:35Oh, my God!
03:37Cool car!
03:38Pretty tight, huh?
03:40Way to hear the sound system.
03:42Hey!
03:43Go scratch the leather.
03:46Cool car!
04:18Yeah, why?
04:21Maybe I have to do that!
04:22Hey!
04:22Get up.
04:23Hey!
04:28Hey!
04:30Hey!
04:31Hey!
04:32Hey!
05:20What's going on in there?
05:22I'm exercising.
05:24I'm not dressed, Aunt May.
05:25Well, you're acting so strangely, Peter.
05:29Okay, thanks.
06:09I don't know. I just don't know anymore.
06:12Hey, I'm going to the downtown library. I'll see you later.
06:14Oh, yeah, wait, Pete. I'll drive you there, buddy.
06:17Oh, no, I'll take the train.
06:17No, no, no. I need the exercise. Go on. Go, go, go, go, go.
06:32Thanks for the ride, Uncle Peter.
06:33Oh, wait a minute, Peter. We need to talk.
06:36Oh, we can talk later.
06:37Well, we can talk now, if you let me.
06:41What do we have to talk about? Why now?
06:43Because we haven't talked at all for so long.
06:46Your Aunt May and I don't even know who you are anymore.
06:48You shirk your chores.
06:49You have all those weird experiments in your room.
06:53You start fights at school.
06:55I didn't start that fight. I told you that.
06:57Well, you sure as hell finished.
06:59What was I supposed to do? Run away?
07:00No, no, you're not supposed to run away, but...
07:03Pete, look, you're changing.
07:05I know. I want to do exactly the same thing at your age.
07:08No, not exactly.
07:11Peter, these are the years when a man changes into the man he's going to become the rest of his
07:17life.
07:18Just be careful when you change into him.
07:23This guy, Flash Thompson, he probably deserved what happened.
07:28But just because you can beat him up, doesn't give you the right to.
07:34Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
07:40Are you afraid that I'm going to turn into some kind of criminal?
07:44Quit worrying about me, okay?
07:45Something's different. I'll figure it out.
07:48Stop lecturing me, please.
07:49I don't mean to lecture and I don't mean to preach.
07:52And I know I'm not your father.
07:54Then stop pretending to be.
08:00Right.
08:04I'll pick you up here at 10.
08:37Oh, I don't know.
08:43Oh, I don't know.
08:56Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Bonesome.
09:06For $3,000, is there no one here man enough to stay in the ring for three minutes with this
09:15pageant of testosterone?
09:22Who?
09:24I know who won't win.
09:26The Flying Dutchman!
09:31The Flying Dutchman!
09:33There's no featherweight division here, Small Fry. Next!
09:37No, no. Sign me up.
09:39Okay. You understand the NYWL is not responsible for any injury you may and probably will sustain while participating in
09:46said event, and you are indeed participating under your own free will?
09:49Yes.
09:51Down the hall to the ramp. May God be with you.
09:54Next!
09:54Round!
09:57Round!
09:59Round!
10:00Winner!
10:02Round!
10:02Not the goal!
10:04Are you ready for an hour?
10:09The goal is relieved!
10:14Will the next victim
10:16Lease into the arena at this time
10:19If he can withstand
10:20Just three minutes in the cage
10:23With old Salma draw
10:24The sum of three thousand dollars
10:27Will be paid too
10:29What's your name kid?
10:31The human spider
10:33The human spider, that's it?
10:35That's the best you got?
10:36Yeah
10:36Oh that sucks
10:38The sum of three thousand dollars
10:41Will be paid too
10:42The terrifying
10:44The deadly
10:46The amazing
10:48Spider-Man
10:52My name's the human spider
10:54I don't care get out
10:55No, you got my name wrong
10:56Get out there
10:56You got to tell me moron
11:00The song song they eat you up and bitch you out
11:03Little man and look you brought your mommy with you
11:05We're gonna break people
11:06We're gonna go cry
11:07I'm gonna go cry
11:08I'm gonna go cry
11:10I'm gonna go cry
11:14Elmer
11:15Oh my God
11:17Oh my legs
11:19Oh god
11:20I can't feel my legs
11:22kill
11:23Kill
11:25Kill
11:26Kill
11:26Kill
11:27Kill
11:28Kill
11:28Kill
11:28Kill
11:29Kill
11:29Kill
11:29I know I know I know I know!!!
11:34CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE!!!
11:38CAKE! CAKE!!!
11:45Hello, guys?
11:47Will the girl please lock the cage door at this time?
11:53Hey, listen. It's some kind of mistake. I didn't sign up for a cage match.
11:58Hey, unlock the thing. Take the chain off.
12:02Hey, freak show. You're going nowhere.
12:06I got you for three minutes. Three minutes of play time.
12:17What are you doing up there?
12:19Staying away from you.
12:21That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?
12:31Get in the car!
12:48Get in the car!
12:52Get in the car!
12:54Get in the car!
13:13Get in the car!
13:15Get in the car!
13:18Get in the car!
13:19Get in the car!
13:29Get in the car!
13:30Get in the car!
13:31You
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