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00:01She's literally a demon. She is a demon child. The 21st, actually.
00:07Mom! Mom! No!
00:09You look in my room really fast! No!
00:12I got a new pet and go garden, come here!
00:14What? Mom, come here! I got a new pet and go garden!
00:18Mom does not care about him!
00:21Dude, if she could, dude. Oh my god. Why would she tell Mom? She's such a softie, bro.
00:28She's such a softie. You're such a snowflake.
00:32Shut up, Dad! Snowflake.
00:36She's such a snowflake.
00:39Okay. Chad, I need to help. Okay.
00:42Thank God Mom has some volcanic ashes.
00:49This is a W angle.
00:55Pay in the life of a snake.
01:00Okay, I think we're ready. Go.
01:03Execute Operation Fart.
01:05Should we call Dad? I feel like he would want to help us.
01:08Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:09He has a weird obsession with fart jokes.
01:12That would be perfect for him.
01:13He always, like, Chad, he always would go, like, pull my finger.
01:16Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:17Chad, it was so weird.
01:18Chad, he would be like, my dad would be like, pull my finger.
01:21And then we'd pull the finger and it would just be a fart.
01:22He'd be like...
01:24It was like a machine, bro.
01:25He's like a fart. It was weird.
01:31There's two of them.
01:32Who are these? Who are they? Who are they?
01:34Oh, Sugar!
01:36Come here, Sugar.
01:37That means Mom's close, you idiot.
01:38Oh, shit.
01:41Oh, sis.
01:47Oh, sis.
01:48Okay, let's call Dad.
01:49We need Dad.
01:49We need Dad.
01:50We gotta have Dad. Come help us.
01:51We need Dad.
01:52Chad, we need W. Dad to help us.
02:06Let's call Dad. Let's call Dad.
02:08Calm it now.
02:08Somebody just said, you're fat.
02:10Shut up.
02:14What the hell?!
02:18What the hell?!
02:20Go, go, go.
02:21Hide in the bathroom.
02:22Hide in the bathroom, hide in the bathroom, hide in the bathroom.
02:26She activated the trap she hit the door things fell off
02:54Oh
03:24Take out of shoes, okay
03:29Dude, I don't know we got to do this your car has an air tag in it
03:41Had a trumpet hiding the truck
03:46What what about the garage
03:57Who's side are you on not yours, that's for sure
04:07Cruise we got to go cruise. We got to go cruise. Oh
04:14Okay sis, I swear to God seriously, bro. Listen to me. Okay. If you tell her where we're going I
04:23Will you want to get your band from grow a garden if you tell mom if you tell mom where
04:27we are
04:29Why is her car on?
04:31Why is her car on go tell her go tell her that we wouldn't
04:39Cruise hide behind this tree
04:44Come on, let's go find him
04:47Get down, get down, crouch, crouch, crouch, crouch
04:49Crouch, crouch
04:50That's where they went
04:52They ran up to McDonald's?
04:54What?
04:57They didn't
04:58Yes, they did. I saw them. They told me that
05:01Oh, Jesus
05:03Hey, wait. You're not on their side are you?
05:05No, they went to McDonald's
05:07No, please get it. There's no way
05:09I'm not going to get it and I have stuff to do
05:18It's a good bush
05:21Sis is telling mom that we went to McDonald's
05:24Okay, sis is private property
05:27Okay
05:29Mom, sis, dude, she's going that way
05:33She's going that way she's going that mom's car. That's mom's car
05:39Yo, okay, seriously, stop
05:41I saved you
05:42She actually saved us. She told mom we're going to McDonald's
05:44I'm going to McDonald's
05:44Yo, she's turning around
05:45Run
05:46Run
05:46Run
05:48Run
05:48Run
05:51Run
05:51Run
05:51Run
05:51Run
05:52Run
05:53Run
05:53Run
05:54Run
05:55Run
05:56Run
05:56Run
05:56Run
05:56Run
05:57Run
05:57Run
05:57Run
06:07Run
06:08Run
06:09Run
06:09Run
06:12Run
06:13Run
06:26Get down
06:28Goten
06:28Get down
06:34how did she not see us how did she not see us how did she not see us i don't
06:40know is she playing
06:41dumb maybe she's gonna play dumb and come back and get us she definitely saw how did she not see
06:46us
06:55call 9-1-1 right now 9-1-1 everybody spam 9-1-1 call 9-1-1
07:02call cruise okay are you out of breath yeah oh he doesn't have shoes on chat are you okay do
07:09you
07:09need to go back and get some yeah okay i'll i'll do this alone yeah are you sure you don't
07:17want to come
07:20cruise okay go home get shoes then get a bike quick oh chat i gotta do this by myself
07:28i can't face mom alone not again okay i could okay i could hide behind this oh my god oh
07:37my god
07:37she got cruise no no no no no no no no no no no no cruise she's going after cruise
07:52jack crew sacrificed for us cruise sacrifice for us she's going she's gonna cruise sacrifice for us
08:01Guys, if I run, she'll see me
08:03If I run, she'll see me
08:04Whoa
08:08No, no, no, no, oh no
08:15Where are you?
08:17Oh my god
08:18Oh my god
08:19Oh my god
08:36She's got her guard dogs
08:40She's got the guard dogs
08:42Oh no
08:43Oh no, no, no, no, no, no
08:46Did she see me?
08:50I need Cruz
08:51Where the fuck is Cruz?
08:53Where the fuck is Cruz?
08:57I'm going to cause a diver
09:15What's that?
09:17This, it's ThermoCell
09:18No sand, no noise
09:19You turn it on, Mosquito
09:22Dude, have the fuck
09:25Okay, I have an idea
09:26I have an idea
09:28While she's out and about
09:29Let's go back
09:29To her room
09:31Spray her bed and fart spray
09:32Come on
09:38I'm sorry for everything
09:39But I am on your side now
09:41I don't know
09:41I don't trust you
09:42Get out of here
09:44The United Republic of Aurora
09:46Is now on your side
09:48Cloud chaser
09:49Okay
09:51Guys, we gotta get back to the
09:52We gotta get back to the house
09:53We gotta focus
09:54Mom's gonna be
09:55I don't know
09:55Where is she driving?
09:57Where did she tell you
09:58She's driving?
09:59I don't know
10:02I'll go ahead
10:02And make sure the coast is clear
10:04Okay
10:04Cruz is gonna go ahead
10:05And go home
10:06Then I'm gonna run up
10:07To the room
10:08We're gonna spray it
10:09With fart spray
10:10And then we're gonna move out
10:11I bought
10:13I bought
10:14I bought an apartment
10:15Down the road
10:15That we can go to
10:16Cruz
10:18Get your car started
10:20Get ready to go
10:27Nice
10:28Nice
10:28Nice
10:28Nice
10:29Nice
10:32Why
10:33Why
10:34Why
10:34I have to spray first
10:36Stupid
10:36Oh
10:37Okay
10:39What are you doing?
10:40No, you cannot come with us, bro
10:41You are gonna
10:42You're gonna throw mom
10:43Where we're going
10:43You're gonna sabotage
10:44Mom
10:47The driveway's blocked
10:47She can't get in
10:48The driveway's blocked
10:49I'm gonna
10:50Go, go, go, go
10:51The driveway's blocked
10:51Spray her room
10:52Spray her room
10:52Go
10:53Quick
10:53Go
10:54Fast
10:55There is so much
11:03Lock the doors
11:04I locked them
11:05Okay
11:06Why did Cruz leave his window down?
11:09No, no, no, no
11:10Do you have the keys?
11:10No, I don't have the keys
11:11He took them
11:12No, no, no, no
11:13He took the keys
11:17Oh, no
11:17No, no, no, no
11:19Oh
11:19Oh, she's going after Cruz
11:21No
11:22You
11:24Oh
11:24You wait, right
11:26Cruz is spraying your
11:27Your bed with fart spray
11:29Cruz is spraying it right now
11:33He's spraying it right now
11:35Why
11:37Mom, stop
11:38Mom, mom, mom
11:40Mom, mom, mom
11:41Mom, mom, stop
11:41Mom, mom, mom, stop
11:43Please
11:43Get out
11:44Look
11:45Stop where you are
11:47Stop where you are now
11:50You don't want to walk in this
11:51Do you
11:53Go back to the door now
11:57Cruz, run
11:57Cruz, give me the keys
11:59You're next
12:01He's spraying your
12:02Mom
12:04Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom
12:05He's spraying your room with fart spray
12:06Lock the door
12:10What are you doing?
12:12Cruz, go
12:13You're not getting out anywhere
12:15You're locked
12:16Oh, you don't think we can get out, mom
12:18You're not getting out
12:19You're not getting out
12:19Go
12:20Go
12:21Go
12:21You
12:22Why would you spit on me?
12:24You don't think we can get out?
12:26Oh, yeah
12:28Oh, yeah, mom
12:29You don't think we can get out?
12:32No
12:32You don't think we can get out?
12:33No
12:34I'm driving on the lawn
12:36Bye-bye
12:38You drive on my lawn
12:39You are done
12:41Oh, my God
12:43Two
12:44I'm trying
12:46Go
12:46Go
12:49Go
12:49Go
12:50Go
12:50Go
12:50Go
12:50Go
12:54Go
12:56Go
13:01Go
13:02Go
13:03Go
13:03One
13:10Okay
13:14It's gonna lie
13:15I keep
13:16Fine
13:19It's gonna lie
13:21For a second
13:21It's gonna lie
13:21It's gonna lie
13:31For a second
13:34Just relax. Hold your horses.
13:38For three hours.
13:39No!
13:40It never does.
13:43It's a temporary pizza.
13:46Okay, is it lagging still?
13:48Um.
13:49What is it?
13:50It's going between two and seven.
13:53Stop right here for a second. Can they see us?
13:55Chat!
13:56Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
14:01Oh, shit.
14:06Oh, shit. We cooked.