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00:00Okay, yo chat, I exercise. Just kidding. Oh shut up. No you don't. Yeah, I know. Lag. Lag. My bad.
00:07Yo, holy lag.
00:08Holy lag. Holy lag. Yo, hey, I'm gonna go watch the baseball game. I'll see you later.
00:12Cruz, there's a haunted house. Come on. Let's go explore. I've got to sit down for a bit, bro. My
00:17legs hurt. Whoa.
00:19Too bad.
00:21Okay, dude, this looks creepy.
00:24Chat, should we go up to it or what?
00:27Bro, should we? John Williams will be mad.
00:30Here, wait, get a picture of me.
00:33Okay.
00:41That window right there is where John used to sleep.
00:45You see it, Chad?
00:47Sometimes it's said that if you knock on the window, you will hear a knock back.
00:55Um.
01:01I don't think they can hear it. Catch, catch. Hold the mic.
01:04Catch.
01:07Okay, apparently.
01:09Let me try this, Chad. Let me try this.
01:11So.
01:15Okay, that is.
01:16That is.
01:20You don't hand someone a taser of the phone.
01:22Yo, what the? Wait.
01:24Wait, when I'm going to scare mom with this.
01:27Oh.
01:27Oh.
01:28If we get.
01:29No, it's tough. She'll kill me, bro.
01:31She'll actually.
01:32Yo, if we get 30,000 likes, we'll do that.
01:35Dude, there's no way.
01:37Chad's going to be saying yes, yes.
01:38Wait, what if mom's still watching?
01:40Uh, moms are watching, call us right now.
01:43Uh-oh, Chad, we're approaching that car again.
01:44Mom, if you're watching,
01:46donate $5.
01:47Cruises.
01:48Zesty?
01:49I'm not zesty.
01:50Uh-oh, car just pulled in.
01:53Oh, do you think that's okay?
01:54I have a weapon.
01:54Oh, shit.
01:55Oh, my.
01:55We're getting jumped.
01:57Yo.
01:58Yo, what the frick?
02:00Oh, they saw the bodyguard.
02:02Yo, what up?
02:04Yeah, run away.
02:06Hey, guys.
02:08They all just ran away.
02:09They just lost all their aura.
02:10Dude, thank you.
02:11They lost all their bodyguard.
02:12Oh, my gosh.
02:13They lost all their aura.
02:14Oh, my gosh.
02:15They all just ran away.
02:16They were trying to pull up on us.
02:18They lost all aura.
02:20Oh, can you?
02:21What's up, little squeaker?
02:25Yo, what up?
02:26Yo, can you hold this thing?
02:27That was crazy.
02:28I have a...
02:29Okay, it's kind of hard.
02:30Okay.
02:31What?
02:32Nothing.
02:33What?
02:33Nothing.
02:34What?
02:34Nothing.
02:35Yo, what up?
02:35Oh, crap.
02:36What up?
02:36Where are we going now?
02:38Why are these people outside of the car?
02:39I have a weapon.
02:40You think they're fans?
02:42They must have them.
02:43That's why they stopped.
02:44Yo, it's copyright, copyright, copyright, copyright, copyright.
02:46What's happening right now?
02:47Yo, the gang is here.
02:47Dude, what's going on?
02:49Hey, what's going on, boys?
02:51What's going on, boys?
02:52Say that.
02:52Say that.
02:53Go.
02:53What's going on, boys?
02:54What's going on, boys?
02:57Bro thinks he owns the city.
02:59Welcome to my town.
03:02Whoa.
03:03He is...
03:03Yo.
03:04Hey, I'm not chopped, man.
03:06Don't call him chopped.
03:07That's a mess.
03:10Bro, he's...
03:11They're still winning the car and they're playing music.
03:14Yo.
03:16Yo, you're chopped, bro.
03:17Oh, he...
03:18Oh, he...
03:19He just signed the flag.
03:20There's an altercation.
03:22Yo.
03:23Mom, can you come pick us up?
03:25We're scared.
03:27No!
03:28You guys got to tough it out.
03:29Mom, please.
03:31Please, Mom.
03:32I'm scared.
03:32Mom, we're scared.
03:33Please.
03:34No, you're not scared.
03:35I've been watching us now.
03:36Mom, you don't know anything, bro.
03:37I know.
03:38I've been watching...
03:39Fuck you!
03:41What?
03:42The only thing...
03:43The only thing monumentally happening...
03:45Wait, um...
03:46Somebody else was named Cruz.
03:47They're calling us abuse.
03:48Yeah, they're calling us...
03:50What?
03:52Fuck you, Marcy!
03:55What did I do?
03:56What are you...
03:56Bro, we don't care about you.
03:58Fuck you, man, bitch!
04:01All right.
04:02Bro!
04:05Nah, read some positivity, man.
04:08You don't got to be so mean.
04:10He said...
04:14What did he say?
04:15Yeah!
04:16Okay, let's go.
04:17What are they saying?
04:17I don't know.
04:18They're like...
04:18They're yapping.
04:19They're threatening us, I think.
04:20Yo, hello, Mom.
04:21Threatening us with what?
04:22You still there, Mom?
04:22What?
04:23What?
04:24Yes.
04:24I don't know.
04:25They were just threatened.
04:26These people are just being really mean to us for no reason.
04:28They're threatening us.
04:30Really?
04:31What's your bodyguard doing?
04:32I don't...
04:33I mean, he's protecting us.
04:34They're messing with him.
04:35Yeah, they're just trolling him, bro.
04:37Bro, why?
04:38Yo, quit trolling him.
04:39Okay, this car's back.
04:40Okay, Mom, I'll call you back.
04:43Here, wait.
04:43Bye.
04:45Keep it pushing, pal.
04:47Don't keep it pushing, buddy.
04:50We can get your license plate.
04:53Okay, keep it pushing, buddy.
04:55Oh.
04:56Dumbass.
04:57D-A-L-T.
04:58D-A-L-T.
04:59Nice license plate.
05:02Bro, he's so stupid.
05:04No, his license plate is tough.
05:06Yo, four letter license plate.
05:07It says D-A-L-T.
05:09D-O.
05:10So, let's go back to the security guard.
05:18Epic organizes its library using national reading standards like Lexile and AR levels.
05:22So, guys, I got the greatest idea for this weekend.
05:26Oh, my God.
05:27Let's go find some streamers.
05:28Let's spend a Friday night yelling at a security guard.
05:32They don't call them the P word.
05:33They can drive on a fast.
05:38Bro, it's not Timmy.
05:39Bro, definitely says I punch Meadow for fun.
05:41He's Timmy.
05:42No, no, those girls at 7-Eleven, I got taste for fun one time.
05:46Okay.
05:46Bro, it's not Timmy Tough Knuckles.
05:48Here, can you hold this?
05:49Yeah.
05:49Let me read the chat real quick.
05:51Is that one of the gang members?
05:53No, no, no.
05:53That's a dad.
05:54Okay.
05:56Dang, bro, why are people so mean?
05:58He just, like, we left.
05:59He started to get your license plate.
06:01I think he goes to my school, too.
06:03Oh, he's tough, bro.
06:04He drives a Mercedes.
06:06If I see him at school, I'm going to go and say, I'm a free food in this world.
06:12What?
06:13Yeah, I threw away.
06:14I'm a good citizen.
06:16Oh, there we got it.
06:18Is that him?
06:18No.
06:19Yeah, and then he waited to put heat free.
06:22It's always a stupid.
06:23You will be hearing from my lawyers.
06:27Trust me.
06:28Okay.
06:30888-100.
06:31We have 9,000 people watching.
06:37Why would you do that?
06:39You just clearly did.
06:42Bro, leave us alone, bro.
06:44Let's live away.
06:45Get out of the car then.
06:47Get out of the car.
06:49Get out of the car.
06:51Get out of the car.
06:53Get out of the car.
06:54Yo.
06:56You're going to fight?
06:57Damn.
06:58You want to fight?
06:59Okay, stay, stay, stay, chill.
07:00Assault me, bitch.
07:02Assault me, bitch.
07:03Stay chill.
07:05Dude, he's going on.
07:06Just leave us alone, bro.
07:09Yo, hey, Cruz, bro.
07:10Tell him to back off.
07:11Tell him to back off.
07:12Dude, tell him to back off.
07:13Tell him to back off.
07:14All of these guys.
07:16This is my boy, though.
07:18Dude, some pussy is my boy, though.
07:20Dude, some about it.
07:21Hey, what's you up to now?
07:24Bro.
07:25What the fuck is going on?
07:26They keep pressing us.
07:27Bro, this guy.
07:29This is Finley, bro.
07:31Hey, fuck you both, bro.
07:33Why?
07:33What is your issue?
07:35Yeah, what?
07:35What's the problem?
07:36What's your issue, bro?
07:37You want to tase me?
07:39I'm just going to strip you, bitch.
07:41You ain't doing shit.
07:43This is a...
07:44Do you push out?
07:44Yeah, you probably do that to your dick, little pussy.
07:47Gay ass bitch.
07:48Huh, say something back.
07:50Say something back, bitch.
07:51Oh, you pussy for real?
07:54Finley, he was also talking mad crazy on the screen.
07:56Oh, you pussy for real?
07:58You like talking mad crazy on the screen?
07:59You like sticking your ass?
08:01Oh, no.
08:04He's jammed.
08:06He's jammed.
08:08He's jammed.
08:14Think you're so tough right now?
08:19Bro with your security guard brother. We're just a gas. Oh my god, brother. We're just having a break home
08:25We're just having a great night real shit, bro
08:29Hey, I like your shirt
08:36Roddy's day, and I know you I know y'all going home for a threesome gay-ass pussy voice
08:43Bro, yeah, bitch. What what do I even do to you? Why are you doing this?
08:47Your roof over the camera. You think you're tough, too, huh?
08:50Say so bad, bitch
08:52You were five seven dude. I'll beat your ass still even with your taser, bro
08:57Y'all think you so tough. Oh, just y'all swing bitch bro. You go so long times
09:03Just do something about it bitch. Yeah, just let us yeah, bro. Yeah, pussy
09:10How do you like that pussy? Are you so mad? They ask pussy ass bitch wrong?
09:14No, you said you was gonna fight me. You said you was gonna do something, bro. You ain't doing shit
09:19bitch
09:20That's what I thought
09:23So now just drive away, bro. No, I say say just walk away say
09:28Go back home for the stream. Oh my god, bro. I can't fight a minor
09:33Bitch go the fuck home. I'll see you so tough bro. Just get back in the car. It's okay
09:41We insulted his temper
09:44I know you like it up the ass. Fuck you all
09:48Five three
09:49Fuckin' bitch
09:50Y'all still watching shit
09:53I'm five three and I still run all three of you bitches
09:55Oh, get a job
09:56Oh my shit
09:57Holy unemployment
10:01Holy shit
10:02It's okay, chat
10:04Oh my gosh
10:06Call 9-1-1. They all were probably like they all were living in the suburb with like million-dollar
10:11housing
10:12He was driving an Audi
10:15Yeah, we're always not from Oba
10:18So I had 9-1-1 ready on my phone. I'm not even kidding you did yes. I was actually
10:22got a call boy. We're fine. No, bro
10:25Hey, we had it ready to die. That was a clip though
10:29That was a good clip