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00:00I'm here for a second. Can they see us?
00:03Chat! Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
00:08Oh, shit.
00:14Oh, shit, we cooked.
00:16Can they even see it? Is it lagging?
00:18Cruz.
00:19I don't know.
00:21Oh, shit.
00:25Oh, she said-
00:26Why would you do that?
00:27She said, now I really am mad.
00:31Why would you do that?
00:33Why would you do that?
00:36Go, go, go.
00:37There's a car behind us.
00:38Oh, my gosh.
00:39Why?
00:40I see her car.
00:41I saw her car.
00:42She's not coming.
00:42You did not.
00:43We gotta go in the river.
00:44We gotta go to the river.
00:45What do you mean we gotta go to the river?
00:47There's no connection over here.
00:49Do you not accept my temporary peace treaty?
00:51I stalled her.
00:52I made her go to McDonald's and made you guys ran away.
00:55I stalled her off.
00:56You do not believe my temporary peace treaty?
00:59I let you steal the fart spray back.
01:01Dude, I think we just need to run away and never come back.
01:03Yeah, I agree.
01:04You have the money, so.
01:05Let's just go live in the pile of dirt.
01:07Yeah, I agree.
01:09Anything's better than home.
01:11We're moving out.
01:12Home.
01:12I can never go back.
01:14The place where I can go.
01:15The place where I can go.
01:15I can never go back.
01:16Someone take me.
01:17I can never go back.
01:22Let's go move into that big pile of dirt over there.
01:26Digging up them holes.
01:27Do you actually have an apartment?
01:28Yes.
01:30Oh.
01:32Maybe you'll finally move out.
01:34How about you move out?
01:36I'm a miner.
01:37So am I.
01:38So is he.
01:38Shut up.
01:40We have to get out of here.
01:41Should we live in that outhouse?
01:43Where?
01:43Oh, that could work.
01:44We could.
01:45Let's go about that port-a-potty.
01:48Digging up them holes.
01:49I don't know.
01:50We need shelter.
01:51I mean, we could just live in that port-a-potty.
01:52I mean, we could just live under the stars.
01:56We could live in the tractor.
01:57Hey, it appears there's a little building over there we could live in.
01:59Yeah, there's a building.
02:00That's my apartment.
02:01Come on.
02:04Digging up them holes.
02:06Alright.
02:07Cruz?
02:07Yeah.
02:10Cruz.
02:10What?
02:12You live in the outhouse.
02:13Here.
02:14Okay, I live in the outhouse.
02:15That's fine.
02:18Okay, Cruz.
02:20Alright, so Cruz, this house is for you right here.
02:23We can never ever go back.
02:24Seriously.
02:26Alright, Cruz.
02:26How am I going to sleep in here?
02:28Sleep Santa City.
02:29Do I have to just crawl in the toilet hole?
02:31Here.
02:32Alright, just go.
02:33Go in your house.
02:34You really bought this for me?
02:36Yeah.
02:37Alright, go in.
02:38Make sure to lock the door though.
02:40We don't want another pack-on situation.
02:42Is anybody in here?
02:43We don't want a pack-on situation.
02:45Is there anybody in there?
02:46I mean, yeah, that looks pretty nice.
02:49Yeah, just um.
02:51That just smells pretty good too.
02:52Make sure to lock the door.
02:53It what?
02:53It smells what?
02:54It actually smells really good.
02:55It's never been used.
02:56Oh.
02:57Oh yeah, it is Brendan.
03:01Cruz.
03:03Cruz.
03:03Lock the door, Cruz.
03:06Cruz!
03:07Lock the door!
03:10You're faking farting, Kate.
03:11No, go in.
03:13That's your house, bro.
03:14Okay, fine.
03:15Lock the door.
03:15You don't want people breaking in.
03:17Alright.
03:18Okay.
03:18Actually, here.
03:19Do you want to come stay with me?
03:20Okay.
03:21In here.
03:22Cruz, come with us.
03:23Come on, Cruz.
03:24Cruz.
03:25Don't stay in there.
03:26Let's just leave him.
03:27What?
03:27Let's just leave him.
03:29Cruz, you don't want to stay in there, Cruz.
03:30Come on.
03:32I want to take you to my-
03:33Okay, you know what, Cruz?
03:34Fine.
03:34Whatever.
03:34Just stay in the porta potty.
03:36We're going to my house.
03:39Wait.
03:39Do you think Mom's watching the stream?
03:42No.
03:42Let's drive to California.
03:43She's not watching.
03:45Cruz!
03:45Come on, seriously.
03:46I need you.
03:47Come on.
03:48Sorry, I was using the bathroom.
03:49You're fine.
03:50I just want to show them my new house.
03:52Wait.
03:53Why is everyone saying AirTag?
03:55The one that's in your car.
03:57Oh, shit.
03:59Go deactivate it.
04:00Go deactivate it.
04:00Go deactivate it.
04:01Go deactivate it.
04:01How?
04:01Smash it.
04:02What?
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know where it is.
04:04I don't know where it is either.
04:06Glove box.
04:07Glove box.
04:07Glove box.
04:08Glove box.
04:09Glove box.
04:10Go in the glove box.
04:11Glove box.
04:12It's on my phone.
04:13I can deactivate it.
04:13Glove box.
04:14Glove box.
04:15Go to the glove box.
04:18Oh, W chat, bro.
04:20W chat.
04:24Okay.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Don't show that.
04:30It's not in here.
04:31Okay.
04:32Just literally just step on it.
04:33Just step on it.
04:36Step on it.
04:40Step on it.
04:42No.
04:44I can't.
04:45Leave it here.
04:46Step on it, bro.
04:48She's gonna find us.
04:49Let me do it.
04:50It's dead.
04:51Don't.
04:52Stop.
04:56There.
04:56I don't think you actually.
04:58Give it to me.
04:59Okay.
05:00Just throw it out there into the field.
05:04Okay.
05:05Let's go.
05:06Come on.
05:06Go.
05:07I'm gonna show you my new house.
05:09Cruz.
05:09Why is he getting it again?
05:11You idiot.
05:12I'm holding onto my keys so we can drive back.
05:15Oh my gosh, bro.
05:16This is our life now.
05:17Okay.
05:17You don't need him.
05:19You're so weak, bro.
05:20All right.
05:20You're right.
05:21You're right.
05:22Leave the keys of the car.
05:26Let me show you my new house.
05:27This is where I live.
05:29Okay.
05:30This house was $700,000.
05:33Dang.
05:35Average home price in America in 2025.
05:39POV what a million dollars gets you in New York.
05:45Hey, I'm really proud of this place.
05:47How do we get in?
05:49Follow me.
05:50Oh my God.
05:51Oh my God.
05:52Oh my God.
06:01Oh my God.
06:03Oh my God.
06:04Oh my God.
06:06Oh my God.
06:07Oh my God.
06:07Oh my God.
06:08Let's go.
06:09Let's go.
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06:58today digging up them holes dude why do they block off my house there's an entrance right there
07:07why did they block off my house bro it's got to be illegal they can't just do that they can't
07:11just
07:11block off my house yeah there it is right there look it's my house they blocked it off how could
07:18they do this to us do you seriously get evicted did you forget to pay rent bro it's because you
07:27quit doing paylee streams oh I can afford my rent okay okay cap digging up them hole oh my sweet
07:39mother of holes dude that's where I pooped last night oh my gosh that is a safety hazard dad
07:44would be freaking out digging up them holes
07:55we're gonna go around come to my house you know random stuff thanks for the five gifted
08:01i have sandals i have sandals as well
08:05okay yes we do you sure i want you different it looks like there's a trail i've been hurt in
08:12many ways
08:13this is my thing you can't hurt me any more than i've been hurt okay i've been to war
08:19okay welcome to my new shack this is where we're gonna live for the time being thanks jack so
08:28be very careful do not fall in my hole holy shit yeah holy is right it's very holy
08:37he says really careful be careful seriously be careful
08:46we have a man on the inside ew you sneeze on me ew okay don't forget we have a man
08:52on the inside
08:53who's the man on the inside dad obviously oh let me see what he's saying dad
09:01he's definitely watching he's probably pooping yeah go inside the house dad yeah you want to come over
09:09we got to talk to my new house uh bro you're you're trespassing bro come on just come to my
09:18new house
09:19i'm not trespassing i'm not trespassing bro you can just go on the fence bro this is my new house
09:24i'm not trespassing this is my property talk about you guys are so cooked it is not even fun bro
09:30just
09:30come here please we need to discuss i have never seen mom this mad okay bro just please come over
09:35here
09:35we need to discuss we need your help please come on mediator we need you clearly all right we'll see
09:44you soon w dad he's gonna help us all right let's go in my house for all right okay so
09:52this house
09:52will offer protection this house will offer protection from the elements
09:58of mom this house will offer us major protection from the elements except for rain and snow
10:06and tornadoes and hurricanes but it will protect from the wind it comes from the horizontal directions
10:11echo echo walls are strong okay i paid for extra strong walls okay get out of my house
10:21get out of my house yeah you're kicked out get out of my house you're not welcome here get out
10:25give me your keys get out of my house no get out you're not welcome in my house get out
10:30i'm sorry
10:30no get out of my house go stand out there for a minute okay you're in time out get out
10:35of my house
10:36yeah
10:38what if i can i can just call mom and tell you where you are oh you would never
10:42oh she would don't don't don't don't bro please don't dude she's actually doing it bro stop stop stop
10:50stop stop stop stop hang up hang up come over she's calling mom dude dude can you stop please hang
10:58up
10:58hey mom can you take me to get my nails done tomorrow you are in so much trouble why are
11:05you helping the brothers why are you helping now i'm asking you a question mom
11:12no i hung up i hung up i can't okay no i hung up you can't do this okay we
11:18have to wait for dad we have to wait for the mediator
11:22okay cruise you're in just as much trouble as me okay it was your idea to go on the yard
11:27bullshit sis whose idea was it to go on the yard what do you mean go in the yard to
11:31drive on the yard it was
11:32your idea it was your fussy guy don't try to blame this shit whose idea was it whose idea was
11:37it
11:38him whose idea was it sis i'm not going to comment on comment on the idea whose idea was it
11:43you will hate me if i answer
11:45if you blame it on me i'm leaving so what's it gonna be are you allergic to dirt i think
11:50so it actually
11:52might be who's your idea okay fine it was my idea okay let's just ask dad yeah good boy where
11:59the heck is
12:00safety heard i heard that okay this is my bed okay can you not stand on my bed yeah that's
12:06disrespectful as shiz what's wrong with you don't stand on my bed wait a rack is back there can you
12:12not
12:12stand on the tv yo sorry why would you stand okay now you're standing on the couch then where can
12:18i stand
12:18stop standing on the okay seriously now you're standing on the dining table bro now you're on my bed get
12:24off
12:24my bed uh seriously get off go stand in the living room with her jeez funny bro this is my
12:31joke okay
12:32you're standing on my tv god not cool bro you guys are pissing me out you guys are pmo is
12:39your pmo
12:40you guys are pmoing me no you're pmoing me okay why are you guys spamming trespassing wait did you just
12:46hear that
12:49somebody's walking there's a cop there's a cop here i'm gonna go talk to him action
12:54all right
12:57oh shit
12:59oh shit
13:02there's someone just here go
13:04somebody call 911 on us
13:06no it's just me
13:19who's
13:23what's he talking about
13:27he's apologizing
13:30just five minutes
13:33what's hapening what's happening
13:35Is he good?
13:37Stake, Stake, Stake, Stake, Stake!
13:40Stake!
13:42What happened?
13:43We have five minutes.
13:45Don't worry. Why is it so dark?
13:47Are you getting evicted?
13:49Yeah, I'm getting evicted.
13:51Does he know we're here?
13:52Hold on, I gotta call Dad.
13:54Where the hell is Dad at, bro?
13:56Dad's not coming! Oh my god, Mom!
13:58That's Mom's car!
13:59Is that Dad in my car?
14:02That is actually Mom's car, I'm not even joking.
14:05Hide in the house, hide in the house, hide in the house.
14:06That's Mom's car, that's Mom's car right there.
14:09Hide, hide, hide, hide.
14:09Here, take, take, take, take, take.
14:12Hide in the corner, hide in the corner, hide in the corner.
14:14Okay, that's your corner, that's...
14:16We all gotta hide in that corner.
14:18She can see us all.
14:19This is the only corner where she can't see us.
14:22Come here.
14:25She's not gonna see us, we're okay.
14:27Okay, let's do it.
14:32Where's she?
14:33Wait, is it Dad?
14:34It might just be Dad with Mom's car.
14:35I don't think it is.
14:36Wait, he's gone!
14:38Where, where, where, where, where?
14:39Down there, down there, down there.
14:41Where? Right there, right there, right there.
14:42Dude, he's at your car.
14:44Is that Mom or Dad?
14:47Dad! Hold on, I'm gonna call Dad.
14:48Is that Dad?
14:49Hold on, I'm calling Dad, I'm calling.
14:50John!
14:51Shhh!
14:52Why would you say John?
14:54Namely.
14:55Oh, oh!
14:55They're both here, they're both here.
14:57They're both here, they're both here.
14:57They're both here, they're both here.
14:58Get back, get back, get back, get back.
14:59Double two, double two, double two.
15:00Double two, double two, double two.
15:01Dad's carter's pulled up.
15:02No, they're not.
15:03Yes, yes.
15:04No, they're not.
15:05Yes, yes.
15:07We actually...
15:08Dad?
15:09Yeah?
15:10Where are you?
15:11I'm here.
15:12Is Mom with you?
15:15Uh, she got here on her own.
15:18Um, okay, just don't tell her they're where at the box thing.
15:24Well, I'm not coming over to the box thing.
15:28Okay, well, what do we do?
15:29She's right there.
15:30You guys are gonna have to come out.
15:31You're gonna have to face it.
15:32Mom's calling me!
15:33Okay, let me answer.
15:35Hello?
15:36Hello?
15:36Where are you?
15:38I'm at my new house.
15:39I'm at my new house.
15:40No, you're not.
15:42Yes, I am, okay?
15:44You're not at your new house?
15:45Well, yes, it's gonna be your new house.
15:47Yes, we're gonna go find your apartment right now.
15:50Turn...
15:51Okay?
15:52Turn around.
15:53Where...
15:53Where are you?
15:55I'm right here!
15:57Oh, yeah.
15:59You...
16:00All three of you...
16:02Are sogy...
16:04What?