Rivals - Season 1 Episode 7 | English Sub
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00:04Let me take you to the place where never shifts a smiling face
00:08But shoulders with the stars
00:12Where strangers take you by the hand
00:14And welcome you to Wonderland
00:17Where people can watch
00:20The drunken kind of dreams are breezy
00:25Burning sunshine
00:27There's enough for everyone
00:29All that's the sickest to see
00:38Mum said I could crash the party
00:43How would you behave?
00:47Sex on the beach
00:50Just the sex, please
00:53Come on, darling
00:54Enjoy
00:55Can James's trunks contain his excitement around Mrs. Stratton?
00:59Stay tuned to find out
01:03You okay?
01:06You have a bad time
01:15Cream?
01:17So easy to burn in this heat
01:19Good idea
01:20Good idea
01:20I'll do you if you do me
01:23Thanks, Deirdre
01:25Thank you, Deirdre
01:28The path to true love never did run smooth, darling
01:31You really know how to throw a party?
01:40Oh, yes
01:41I'm king of the fucking castle
01:45Catch
01:46Catch
01:47Take the road
01:49Ready?
01:50Send that out
01:51Love more
01:52And you know
01:53Everybody ready?
02:01Everybody ready?
02:05Smile, it's not firing, Scrawn
02:07Right
02:09Let's go
02:20We are delighted to announce that we are a new consortium called Ventura
02:27And we are pitching against Carinium for the Central Southwest ITV franchise
02:33When did you decide to make this bid?
02:35Is it a personal vendetta?
02:37Are you the only one on the team with TV experience?
02:39Does Lord Paddingham know that you're taking him on?
02:43If I could have a word, Lordby
02:44Not now
02:45You're going to want to hear this
02:48What is it?
02:50It's a rival franchise bid
02:52Declan, Freddie Jones
02:54Rupert Campbell Black
02:56What the fuck?
03:03Fuck
03:04Fuck
04:05You should have been all over this.
04:07I can't be everywhere.
04:08Oh, pitiful.
04:09And you!
04:10Why the hell didn't you know this was happening?
04:11I told you as soon as I found out.
04:14All right, okay, we have to fight back.
04:15We're stronger than them and we can prove it.
04:18No one is to speak to anyone from...
04:20The fuck they called?
04:22Venturer.
04:22Sounds like a brand of Johnny's.
04:24No one is to speak to anyone from fucking Venturer
04:27under any circumstances.
04:29Instant sucking if you do.
04:32Why the fuck are you all wearing swimwear?
04:35Party's over!
04:39Sorry.
04:40Not even at all.
04:41Not even as biscuits.
04:42You!
04:44Backstabbing whore!
04:45Tony!
04:46Her husband, Rupert Campbell Black and Declan Bloody O'Hara
04:50are bidding for my franchise.
04:52Get out of my house!
04:53Tony, Hermione's my friend.
04:55Not anymore.
04:56Go on, fuck off!
04:59Oh, gosh.
05:02Hermione!
05:04I've never seen him so angry.
05:07That man is a monster.
05:10This sort of behaviour is just a nut hole.
05:13No, it isn't.
05:14This is what we're dealing with.
05:16Tony's gloves are off.
05:19One good thing, Cameron obviously hadn't blabbed.
05:23Otherwise, he'd never reacted like he did.
05:25Yeah, well, in an ideal world,
05:27he wouldn't have had a clue about us yet,
05:29except we had to announce early
05:30because you couldn't keep your trousers up
05:32and your mouth shut.
05:33But from now on,
05:34we need to stay in full control of our campaign.
05:38A campaign, you say?
05:39We're in our war, Henry.
05:41Yes.
05:42Now the hard work begins.
05:44Gerald.
05:45Certainly.
05:47These are copies of our draft application for all of you.
05:51Everyone needs to notice back to front
05:52so we can answer any questions that come our way.
05:54We also need more television people,
05:56producers who know how to make award-winning programmes.
05:59As wonderful as you all are,
06:01we lack practical experience.
06:03We also need to start a petition,
06:04get the locals on side
06:06so they come to the public consultation next month.
06:08It is crucial that we make a good showing,
06:10else Lady Gosling can pull her application.
06:13I have a captive audience every Sunday
06:16and can certainly secure the support of my flock.
06:19I will canvas my students
06:20and put up posters at the university.
06:22I can have art with a petition.
06:24Please.
06:25If you coach me on what to say,
06:26I know I can do it.
06:27It's a lot to learn, Tag.
06:29Been helper, man.
06:31General Patton was dyslexic.
06:32Never stopped him.
06:34Taggy at the front of tech command.
06:36If that's what's needed.
06:37Thank you, Tag.
06:39I have an idea.
06:40Hope it's better than your last effort.
06:43Fuck off, Declan.
06:44Oh, Rupert, give it a break.
06:45I'm already nonstop it. Stop it.
06:49Stop it.
06:51Do you know why I've never had one strike in my factories?
06:54I let every man play to his strengths and I don't interfere.
06:59We're all on the same side here.
07:02We need to pull together,
07:04not pull each other apart, okay?
07:07Yeah.
07:14Good.
07:16Your husband is very impressive.
07:19All this.
07:20In his element.
07:22Yes.
07:22And just when I thought he was mine again,
07:25the new mistress whisks him away.
07:29Gosh, I'm out of the ball at the end of Five Nations.
07:31A-twiggy.
07:32Everyone keeps having a go at me.
07:33I can't keep saying I'm sorry.
07:34Well, then stop doing things you need to be sorry for.
07:51Thanks a lot.
07:52I've never seen you.
07:52I love her so much.
07:53Well, really appreciate you.
07:54Oh, gorgeous.
07:56I don't know.
07:56I think I just need to go and switch to that bench for television.
08:02I can't reasons for the new-
08:03Oh, see what's going on?
08:04But I can't be late because then I guess I just won't get paid
08:18Um, hi, I'm Taggy.
08:25Do you want to know if I could talk to you about Ventura Television?
08:27Of course.
08:28Okay, great.
08:29You won't be free to talk about Ventura business.
08:31Hi, um, can I talk to you about Ventura-
08:33No, not interesting.
08:37Okay.
08:49Taggy!
08:49Miss Feblin, I'm so sorry. I didn't know you lived here.
08:52Wait.
08:56Fancy an illicit cup of tea.
08:59All right.
09:00Oh, and then.
09:02I was hoping to run into you to thank you for New Year's Eve.
09:06You're having a heart attack.
09:08It wasn't a heart attack. It was, um, a panic attack.
09:14Started about a year ago. I don't tell many people, so if you could just keep it to yourself.
09:19Of course.
09:22You better now.
09:23Definitely on the mend.
09:25After New Year's Eve, Rupert visited me at home and realised I wasn't coping with mother.
09:31He put a rocket up social services.
09:34Now we have a district nurse every day.
09:37Rupert did that.
09:38Rupert did that.
09:39Yes.
09:40He was tremendous.
09:47The stars are hitting the red carpet in London today for the 1987 British Television Awards.
09:53Competition is tight in this year's drama series category.
09:56It could be the life and loves of a she-double, a singing detective, or will they go with this
10:03year's audience choice of four men went to moan?
10:06Over here, over here, over here, please.
10:10Minister!
10:11Over here, over here!
10:13This way, over here!
10:13This way, please!
10:14How you doing?
10:15The council's down.
10:16Leave him up.
10:22Here, please!
10:23It's a good one on the car!
10:26I'm gonna play some awards.
10:29Yeah, it's fine. Good to see you.
10:31Thanks, that's him.
10:33Minister!
10:34Let's go!
10:34Let's go!
10:36Let's go!
10:44I told you I could get this invited.
10:46Well, to say, Rupert, this was definitely one of your better ideas.
10:51Yeah.
10:53See the book in Tony's face?
10:56Yeah, but...
10:56So, who's the big fishery you want to lance at night?
11:00Lots of potential, but, uh, that's Harold White over there from Granada.
11:04He's my number one for program controller.
11:07Rie Lemon, then?
11:09Mm-hmm.
11:12Harold!
11:13Oh, Declan!
11:22Hope done running to you here.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Thanks for keeping your mouth shut, that adventure.
11:28If any consolation didn't even read your application in the end, Declan thought it wasn't fair game.
11:32Hmm.
11:34At least someone in your consortium has integrity.
11:36You still won't win, though.
11:41You still won't win.
11:43You still won't win.
11:44Cameron Cook.
11:45I was hoping I'd bump into you.
11:46Do you mean Hathaway?
11:47I'm, uh, part of the group that's pitching for Yorkshire TV.
11:50And we'd very much like to talk to you about coming on board.
11:53What?
11:55I'm happy at Carinium.
11:57Well, we can top off Tony's bag.
11:59Our pockets are just as deep.
12:00But not your vision.
12:01And I'm a vision kind of a woman.
12:03Well, I...
12:04Fuck off Hathaway.
12:08What a nice slimeball one.
12:10He asked me to join his bid for Yorkshire television.
12:14And what did you say?
12:15That I'm happy where I am.
12:16Ah.
12:17Tony, hi.
12:18Richard.
12:19Hi.
12:19Great to see you at the board meeting.
12:21Sorry, good.
12:21You remember my wife, Elisa?
12:23So glad you're here.
12:24Come on, Harold.
12:26You spent the last ten minutes telling me how unhappy you are.
12:29You left Carinium in a blaze of alcohol-sanked violence.
12:33Documented on lie television.
12:35And every gossip column is this side of whopping.
12:39Hardly the ID and CV for the managing director.
12:42Won't you at least think about it?
12:44Look, you're a good friend there.
12:46Yes, you are a very talented presenter,
12:48but running a franchise is a completely different skill set.
12:52And frankly, I can't risk my entire career on that kind of long shot.
12:58Harold.
13:05Ladies and gentlemen, presenting tonight's award for the best drama series,
13:10please welcome Miss Natalie Perrault.
13:20It's so lovely to be back in the UK to present this award,
13:24and to have such a warm welcome.
13:28The winner of best drama series is...
13:33Four men went to Mo!
13:35Yes!
13:38Well done!
13:43Well done, boys!
13:47Well done, boys!
13:48Well done, boys!
13:49You're so proud!
13:51Good to see you.
13:54I'd want an award if I had to sleep with Tony.
13:56Oh, she's a woman who gets what she wants.
13:58That's for sure.
13:59Well done.
14:11Thank you so much for this British Television Award.
14:14It means a huge amount.
14:17I remember the day that my dad brought home our first television.
14:21A Ferranti.
14:22It was quite the status symbol in 1952.
14:25A big, wooden box of tricks warming up in the corner of our lounge sitting room.
14:32My father, Lord Battingham, loved television.
14:39He spent his days walking the corridors of power with world leaders,
14:43helping good men to win bad wars.
14:46And then he'd come home in the evening and sit down and watch Coronation Street.
14:50He would have loved Four Men Went To Moe.
14:52Four Men Went To Moe entertains 12 million people weekly.
14:57And that's in the UK alone.
14:58It's become a global phenomenon.
15:01Dad, I hope it made you proud tonight.
15:07But it would never have become what it is.
15:11A lauded and beloved national and international hit.
15:16Without the real brains behind the programme.
15:20And behind Carinium.
15:22The force of nature that is Cameron Cook.
15:26Cameron, this award is yours.
15:28Thank you so much.
15:51Wow, when Tony invited me to England to become a part
15:57of the Carinium family, he promised that together we would make award-win in television with
16:04integrity. Thank you.
16:18This really means a lot.
16:30Congratulations to Lord Barrington, Cameron Cook, and the Comedian Television Team behind
16:34four men went to work.
16:38Thank you very much.
16:39Thank you very much.
16:40Thank you very much.
17:01Thank you very much.
17:14You're not scared somebody might see us.
17:20Tonight, I am oiled.
17:22You're not afraid anybody else.
17:23.
17:34.
17:36.
18:49What's happened?
18:52Walter Scott's dead.
18:54Oh.
18:55I'm sorry to ruin your first British television award.
18:59You could never ruin anything.
19:05Oh, I'm sorry.
19:09You're such a loyal animal.
19:14I hope no one saw you coming here.
19:16Not that it isn't lovely to see you, but just if Tony knew.
19:20Don't worry.
19:20I was very careful.
19:22Thanks.
19:23Right.
19:24So, what can I do for you?
19:27We'd like you to join Venture.
19:29What?
19:31Did Daddy put you up to this?
19:33She told me she saw you.
19:34I don't need pity.
19:35I'm not offering pity, Charles.
19:39You are still one of the best and brightest.
19:43A real whiz kid.
19:45Well, I'm a whiz kid now.
19:47Because Tony makes you feel worthless.
19:50He is wrong.
19:52You have so much to offer.
19:54You would make an incredible controller of programs.
19:57No.
19:57No, no, no, no.
19:58I can't.
19:59Not with Mother.
20:00There's stress.
20:01Okay, all right.
20:02All right.
20:03Hobart documentaries.
20:05That's where you started out.
20:09I've loved that.
20:12Dean.
20:13Yes.
20:17May our British television award be the first of many.
20:21Bravo.
20:24Now, you all need to sign new contracts.
20:27What for?
20:27Standard practice in any franchise year.
20:29Tony needs to know that you're loyal.
20:31Miss Madden will have them on your desk tomorrow.
20:33Sign your return by Friday, please.
20:35No holidays to be taken till this is in the bag.
20:38Not even sick days, unless you're actually dying.
20:41Between now and December, we are going to wow the IVA with our creative output.
20:45But we also need to discredit Venture.
20:49Declan was desperately pushed for cash when it worked out.
20:51How's he raised funds?
20:53We should investigate any IRA connections.
20:55Well, not all Catholics are terrorists.
20:57Well, he's tried to blow us sky high.
20:59Wouldn't be anything past him.
21:00Rupert's a government minister, surely being a part of Venture's conflict of interest.
21:04Hmm.
21:04No, sadly.
21:06But get your husband to ask about it in the house anyway.
21:09Nothing wrong with seeding doubts.
21:10What about the bishop?
21:12Bet he's fiddled with a choir boy or two.
21:14One for you to investigate there, Charles.
21:16But most importantly, find out who Rupert's sleeping with, Seb.
21:19There's got to be something there.
21:19That's not really the sort of journalism...
21:20I don't give a fuck!
21:22I also heard Freddie Jones on the radio this morning doing his Man of the People shtick.
21:27Ginger, remind Radio Colchester I'm on their board.
21:30I don't want any more of that sort of coverage.
21:31Consider it done.
21:32They'll be recruiting production people, so watch your colleagues.
21:38Cheers.
21:38Cheers.
21:39Cheers.
21:41Now, fuck off, then, are you?
21:43Excuse me.
21:47He was so angry.
21:49You need to be careful.
21:52So he's really gunning for us, then?
21:54I've never seen him so determined, Declan.
21:56He's like a man possessed.
21:58He's going to try to destroy you.
22:00Thanks for the heads up.
22:06You're going to have to do better than that if you're going to work for Venture, Charles.
22:10Oh, yes!
22:11Oh, very good, Sebastian.
22:13Very funny.
22:15Don't make that joke to Tony, though.
22:17I don't make jokes about things not funny.
22:21Are you helping Venture win the franchise?
22:24That isn't funny at all.
22:27We've had word that with the rocketing AIDS numbers,
22:30the IBA wants a real focus on family values.
22:33So with that in mind, I thought, we thought that a program on how to stay married would fly.
22:40Network slot, of course.
22:42Network?
22:44Uh, yeah.
22:45Uh, great.
22:45Marriage.
22:46Um, finances, dual careers, housework, uh, sex, rouse, decorating the house.
22:54And we'd like you to front it with a lady very close to your heart.
22:57Sarah would be honored.
22:59I'm not talking about Sarah.
23:01I'm talking about Lizzie, your wife.
23:03Lizzie?
23:04Uh, yeah, of course.
23:05So the fewer working lunches you have with Mrs. Stratton from now on, the better.
23:09Yeah?
23:12Absolutely, Tony.
23:13Uh, off your pop.
23:15Right, yes.
23:15Uh, okay.
23:33Darling.
23:37Guess what?
23:38What?
23:39We've been off on our own show.
23:42What do you mean, our own show?
23:44You and me. Tony wants to call it
23:47How to Stay Married.
23:49Us?
23:50On TV? Well, it'll mainly be me,
23:52but Tony wants you two for authenticity.
23:54Well, I can't. My editor's
23:56screaming at me for a draft.
23:58There aren't enough hours in a day. Of course you can.
24:01There's nothing you can't do.
24:02Haven't I always said that?
24:04In fact, this show,
24:07it could be
24:08the push your books need to really, you know,
24:12sell.
24:14But I hate being
24:15photographed, let alone on camera.
24:18Can't you do it on your own? For God's sake,
24:19of course not, Lizzie. Tony wants you.
24:21Us.
24:23He asked me personally,
24:25at least do the screen test
24:27before you decide to destroy my career.
24:32Okay. Fine.
24:34I'll do the test.
24:36This is going to be the making of us.
24:46Here we are, ladies.
24:47Topper?
24:49Excuse me.
24:51What are my two favourite girls doing having a drink?
24:53In my bar, without letting me know.
24:55Oh, we're on the run from our humdrum lives.
24:58Are you ready?
24:58Oh, you are disgustingly proud.
25:00About a few weeks playing polo in Argentina
25:02will do that to a chap.
25:03Buzz.
25:04No rest for the wicket.
25:05Excuse me.
25:07Oh, that arse.
25:10Oh, we'll have to meet in secret from now on,
25:11or James will have a fit.
25:13Oh, good practice for having an affair.
25:18I've never had an affair.
25:20I think if I didn't have my admirers,
25:22I'd tell Declan and I would still be married.
25:24Oh.
25:24What he sleeps with is work.
25:26We need something.
25:27Everybody does.
25:28It's how people stay married.
25:30You sound like Rupert.
25:32I'll take that as a compliment.
25:35Really, you never fancy just a little bit on the side?
25:38Much too complicated.
25:41I love complications.
25:44It makes life much more exciting.
26:00Can I help you?
26:03Where's your father?
26:06Christ, Charles, what are you playing at?
26:09Sorry.
26:09It keeps the Battingham KGB off my trail.
26:12Something's happened.
26:15So now you know, then.
26:17What are you going to do, Seb?
26:19Tell Tony about Charles.
26:24Declan, working with you...
26:26It's the best job I've ever had.
26:28What I'd like to do...
26:30is join you.
26:32If you'll have me.
26:34I could be another mole in Tony's camp.
26:36I always fancy myself a spy.
26:38Careful, you don't get, like, carried away, Sebastian.
26:41Sorry, couldn't resist.
26:42You really want to help us take on Tony?
26:44I was seeing bullies is what I went into journalism to do.
26:56Head of news, perhaps.
26:57Welcome on board.
26:59Bravo.
27:06Table for two.
27:09It's a bit public, isn't it?
27:10Actually, we're here to see you.
27:13Right?
27:14It's high time you joined Carinium.
27:18There's a seat on the board with your name on it.
27:21That's a very generous hobby.
27:23I need people around me I can trust.
27:24They have my back.
27:26It isn't about work, it's about loyalty.
27:28Family.
27:30Saying that, Carinium's a very lucrative business to get more.
27:33And we've got amazing program plans in all areas,
27:36so this is really the time for you to join the board.
27:41Good afternoon, Tony.
27:44I've just signed with the other side.
27:48Rupert's promised to put Polo on television.
27:50Something I'm interested in that you've always dismissed as ridiculous.
27:53Yes, you only want me to join your board so you can impress the IBA with your family values.
28:00Whereas Venturer asked me because they know what I'm worth.
28:04I'm not just your little brother, Tony.
28:08I'm an asset.
28:14The only asset you have is the Battingham name, and you got that by the skin of your illegitimate teeth.
28:20Rupert asked you to try to hurt me.
28:22That's how desperate he is.
28:29Look at you all.
28:31A drunk, on a week, and a washed-up show jumper.
28:37All you've got in common is overblown ego.
28:42I enjoy destroying you all, though.
28:45You'll implode all by yourselves.
28:54Tony's right, though, isn't he?
28:57Nobody will touch us with a barge pole.
28:58We have morals.
29:00That should come for something.
29:01Yeah, some of us do.
29:02Well, so Baz isn't on board, then?
29:04It doesn't matter how many people join us.
29:06Declan's the only person on that team who's actually made any television.
29:09Well, you haven't lost anyone's respect if you just jack it all in.
29:12I mean, the whole of Fulham are desperate for us to return.
29:16I mean, we could even go back to Dublin.
29:18You said I'd have to drag it by your hair back to Dublin.
29:20At least someone will be touching me, Declan.
29:22Tony's got inside our heads.
29:24It's exactly what he wants.
29:26But is he right?
29:28Is Venture a stupid idea?
29:30Yeah.
29:44Good morning, Gerald.
29:46Good morning.
29:47Busy day today.
29:48Mm-hmm.
29:49I mean, the PM's office called.
29:51Say what?
29:52Well, she thinks you've joined the wrong team in this franchise race.
29:56Backbenchers are beginning to doubt your intentions.
30:17Darlick, do you think you'd be back in time to record my radio interview?
30:20I've left a blank tape next to the hi-fi.
30:23Oh, no, I'm not going to a corinium today.
30:24James is doing the screen test with Lizzie, so I thought I'd keep out of the way.
30:30Right.
30:36I'm surprised you're so relaxed.
30:38What do you mean?
30:39Oh, come on, Fitzsara.
30:40Lizzie and James' show goes well.
30:44Tony will want her for round-up, too.
30:46All that real-life chemistry on screen.
30:49Can't be today.
30:52It's a shame, really.
30:53You being on TV was very good for our profile.
30:56Tony would never do that.
30:58James wouldn't have it.
30:59Ambition is a cruel mistress.
31:03You need a strategy, my love,
31:06before you are out on your ear.
31:16Lulu.
31:31Good morning, Mrs. Stratton.
31:44Sarah, I've got half an hour till my how-to-stay-married screen test.
31:46Yes, and I want to help you with that.
31:48No, absolutely not.
31:49Oh, come on.
31:49You're so much better on screen when you're relaxed.
31:51I am completely relaxed already.
31:53Are you?
31:53Yes, I am.
31:54Look, Sarah.
31:55James, what Tony doesn't know won't hurt him.
31:59Here she comes, here she comes, she's a bad eater.
32:04Lizzie Verica?
32:06For the screen test.
32:07Please take a seat.
32:12Mrs. Verica's in reception.
32:14Oh, my God.
32:17Mrs. Verica, ready for your TV debut?
32:23Not really, Deidre.
32:24I'm sorry, but do I look okay?
32:27I'm sure wardrobe can do something.
32:29Leslie.
32:33James is in here.
32:35Do you want to say hello first?
32:37Hmm.
32:49Let's get you to wardrobe.
32:59All right, lights on, Birdie.
33:02Here we go, people.
33:04Camera's set.
33:06You're on the single, yeah?
33:08John?
33:08Got two shots.
33:09Lovely.
33:10All right.
33:10Can you have a set, please, ladies?
33:12Big red bus.
33:14Big red bus in the morning.
33:16Red lights!
33:18Standby.
33:19Ready?
33:19Roll camera.
33:21You're going to be marvellous.
33:22Oh, better to hold hands.
33:24Looks more married.
33:26On in.
33:27Five, four, three.
33:29What's it?
33:34Welcome to How to Stay Married,
33:37a new weekly series where we explore how couples last the course.
33:47And Cher?
33:51And Cher?
33:52And Cher, our secret recipe.
33:54For long-term love.
33:57I'm Lizzie Verica, a romantic novelist and mother of two.
34:02And you need no introduction to me, James Verica.
34:06We've been married for...
34:07What do you think?
34:09Lizzie needs work, but she'll get there.
34:11There we go.
34:11And it makes him much less plastic, like a real marriage.
34:15And we'll be your hosts for How to Stay Married.
34:21That's a great concept.
34:24The show or marriage?
34:28Both.
34:39And now, moving on to a member of your own party, Mr. Stratton.
34:43Someone that everyone seems to be talking about at the moment.
34:46Ah.
34:47Showjumper, member of parliament, and now television producer.
34:51What next?
34:52Joan Collins' husband?
34:54The minister for sports certainly gets around, doesn't he?
34:57Indeed, he does.
34:58And I think I can speak to the entire Tory party when I say that ministers should focus on what
35:02voters need.
35:04Not cooking up alternatives to Grange Hill.
35:07So, could Mr. Campbellback be gambling his political career with his franchise bid?
35:12No, I couldn't.
35:12For God's sake, shut him up.
35:14Oh, but shut...
35:20Turn off here.
35:23Where are we going?
35:50Where are we going?
35:53Good boy.
35:54Up!
35:55Yep!
35:56And Rupert and Belgravia sail over the water and return.
36:01Shempreet stampede the course as if the jumps didn't exist.
36:04A heroic effort.
36:05Keep it tight.
36:06Keep it going, there's a good night.
36:07Keep it together.
36:08Just me and you, Rocky.
36:10What?
36:12Rupert Campbell, Black and Rocky have won the game.
36:14Yeah!
36:15Well done!
36:17Good boy, Rocky!
36:19Good boy!
36:20And it's Olympic gold for Great Britain.
36:22Rupert Campbell, Black has done it!
36:24Despite his dislocated shoulder, there will never be a victory quite like this.
36:29You're right, mister?
36:40What's happened?
36:42Someone died, or...
36:56I don't know myself.
37:00Come on, let's go.
37:28Come on, let's go.
37:30Right, next stop, Cochester Rugby Club.
37:33Follow the road for three miles, then take the second left.
37:37You'll see the pub in the corner.
37:50Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
38:00let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
38:03let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
38:07Rowdy?
38:08Yeah, but they're on my list, so...
38:10Right, OK.
38:12Well, come on, then.
38:15Well, she'll love you, Minus.
38:17This young lady has come to talk to you about the television.
38:22Come on, my lover!
38:28Off you go.
38:31Good afternoon.
38:32Get your teeth out!
38:42I'd like to talk to you about Rutschers' sporting prowess.
38:46I'll give you prowess, love!
38:49Listen to the lady.
38:55Ventra Television...
38:58Is pitching for its Central South West ITV franchise in the area,
39:03and we'd like your support on our campaign.
39:07We're really interested in rugby at all levels,
39:09and we'd like to promote competitive sports and...
39:13The ocean.
39:18You better go, taggy love, before they turn feral.
39:23It's so good.
39:25Just leave this for you.
39:36Take the first left off to the village green,
39:38and carry it straight down that road for about two miles.
39:41Turn left at the fork in the road, and follow the...
39:43What fork in the road?
39:44There isn't a fork in the road.
39:45Next, be looking out for the post...
39:47Oh, for fuck's sake!
39:48Get around there.
39:52Shush!
39:53Shush!
39:57Ah!
39:58Oh, Shush!
40:00Ah!
40:02Ah!
40:03Ah!
40:03Ah!
40:03Unlock the door.
40:04Ah!
40:05You OK?
40:07You OK?
40:08I'm fine.
40:09Ah!
40:10Ah!
40:13There's a blind corner.
40:14Sydney didn't see you.
40:15You hurt?
40:16No.
40:18Sure?
40:18Do you need an ambulance?
40:20No.
40:20No, I'm OK.
40:21I'm OK.
40:22I'm fine.
40:22Take a breath.
40:23Take a breath.
40:24I'd better drive her home.
40:26I'll see you tomorrow, Gerald.
40:28You all right?
40:29Yeah.
40:36You'll next be looking out for the post office, which should be hidden around.
40:40Is that you?
40:44Um...
40:44Yeah, I'm terrible at directions.
40:46You've not been travelling around on your own?
40:48Oh, I don't mind.
40:50I've got so much ground to cover, but, um...
40:53Yeah.
40:54No, today was hard.
41:17You're very quiet.
41:21Too much to think about.
41:24You worried about the franchise?
41:28No.
41:30God, no.
41:31Not at all.
41:32No.
41:32Worrying's for losers.
42:02Thanks for driving me back.
42:04Least I could do after nearly running off the road.
42:11Well...
42:13Um...
42:15The PM's announcing the election tomorrow.
42:17When she does, I'll be canvassing all over the area.
42:19Why don't you come with me?
42:21Paddle the Ventura canoe.
42:23Better than slogging around on your own.
42:25We can even use the Tory loudspeaker to plug Ventura when no one from the party's listening.
42:29Is it allowed?
42:30Well, make it allowed.
42:31Well...
42:35Thanks.
42:37Um...
42:38How are you going to get back?
42:41Um...
42:42I'll walk.
42:44It's...
42:46Gorgeous evening.
42:50OK.
42:51Well...
42:52Yeah.
42:52Yeah.
42:52There you go.
43:01OK.
43:04Um...
43:04Don't worry about the bed.
43:06You're a winner.
43:07You'll work out what to do.
43:25I'll break out.
43:26It's...
43:27It's a long time.
43:27I'll just, you know, then...
43:27...
43:31...
43:32...
43:33...
43:36...
43:56what the hell are you doing here five minutes please then i'll go five minutes and then i'm
44:02calling the police no i should never have taken your application it was a dirty trick to play
44:17i can't take back what i did but i can give you our application in return
44:25comes with an offer controller of programs card blanche to make any show you want
44:36wow you can't afford me yes we can but we can also offer you something more than money
44:44stay with tony and you will never be a true partner with us you can be a founder
44:51have an empire of your own
44:56read your application sleep on it do whatever you need to do but we are deadly serious
45:05who aren't you you know i can hand that straight to tony it's a huge risk you're taken you're worth
45:12the risk there's a meeting at pensken three on sunday if you like what we have to offer come along
45:28i think that was less than five minutes
45:50say
46:01so
46:18that's
46:19so
46:19so
46:19so
46:24PHONE RINGS
46:27Hello?
46:29Freddie? It's Lizzie.
46:31Oh. Hello.
46:36I was just thinking about you.
46:41Really?
46:42Yes. If that's not too forward.
46:46Not forward at all.
46:48I was calling to see if you'd still like to take me for London one day.
46:52Oh.
46:58Yes.
46:59Yes, absolutely.
47:01Oh, if you're sure.
47:03I am.
47:05And...
47:06Maybe book somewhere with rooms?
47:09Okay.
47:10Bye.
47:11Bye.
47:17Oh.
47:21Oh.
47:22Oh.
47:23Oh, yes.
47:38Oh, yes.
47:46Oh.
47:54in here it's sunday are you okay i needed to see
48:16if we win the franchise i'll turn that into an engagement ring okay you just commissioned
48:24a show called how to stay married as you said it's a great concept with the right person
48:30i never want to lose you
48:36so when we win i say we make it official and get married
48:48what do you think
49:11we need to stop
49:16good to see you you too uh i'm expected at the mother's for christ tea at five right
49:24well i've got good news and uh
49:29other news uh i put penscom up as collateral secured a seven million pound loan so added to your stake
49:36should we win we're covered for our first two years
49:39well bloody brilliant but you you put your house up as collateral i'm all in christ and the other news
49:52i offered cameron cook control of programs i say is that the black woman
49:59inappropriate you've gone mad reuben and i gave her our application so she can see what's on offer
50:06i'm sorry you did what why would you do that what the fuck what did she say
50:11she didn't um but i told her if she was in to be here at three o'clock it's nearly
50:18our past i wanted
50:19to secure the win you hadn't found a controller of program she's tony's only trump card so you
50:23thought you'd just give her all the other cards too she gives our application to tony and he will
50:27sabotage all our plans she won't do that she's amazing we need her you do you mean on her back
50:33fuck off pat i joined this consortium to get away from bullies like her now i have to put up
50:38with
50:38her when we win fortunately no because that treacherous bitch clearly isn't coming
50:44that's where you're wrong declan the treacherous bitch is here and she's come to join your side
50:55your absolute beauty
51:00your creative vision for venture is dazzling look i'm totally won over sorry boss but i can
51:06make that vision a reality you expect me to trust you you'll be taking a risk
51:11but you've seen how far i'll go for something i believe in surely it's a risk worth taking
51:32to venturous new controller of programs camera cook cheers camera cook
51:42right let's get camera up to speed shall we so
51:51what do you think
51:56so uh
52:14you okay
52:42so should i see you later
52:44finalize the finer points of our relationship sounds perfect
53:19do you really think you can trust her
53:23i don't know
53:49what's his name
53:51what's his name but i thought siegfried
53:54seegfried it is
53:56i'll give her five minutes
54:03we need to up our surveillance
54:07we've tapped all the internal phones and we're opening the post
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54:13i'm thinking more personal
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