Rivals - Season 1 Episode 4 | English Sub
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00:10The End
00:36I haven't eaten since we last met.
00:39Really?
00:40You still have all my silverware.
00:42Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:44It's all right.
00:45Needed to lose the Christmas weight.
00:46I've just been so busy since New Year's Eve.
00:48Oh, good.
00:49I'm glad you deserve to be.
00:52Catering at the Berlin Pheasant Street next Saturday.
00:55You'll be there?
00:56Sadly not.
00:57I haven't had an invitation to the falconry
00:59since I introduced Paul Stratton to Monica's buffet table.
01:02A real shame on this occasion
01:04as I hear the food will be excellent.
01:06And there's me thinking the weight of a man's heart
01:08is in his trousers.
01:10Am I interrupting?
01:12No, Daddy.
01:12We borrowed his cutlery for the party.
01:14Well, then we should return it.
01:25Did I ever tell you how much I enjoy your show?
01:28Thrilling stuff.
01:29Once you get your teeth into someone,
01:31you don't let go, do you?
01:32If you're such a fan,
01:33why don't you come on?
01:34You'd make a great guest.
01:37I promise to be gentle.
01:44Unfortunately, the only evening I've got free
01:46in the near future is Valentine's Day,
01:48and I doubt it'll stay that way for long.
01:52Sorry to disappoint, our chap.
01:54Here we are, Rupert.
01:58Rupert.
02:01Thanks, Ty.
02:15Cunt.
02:20That's all we've got time for tonight.
02:21I'm sure our audience misses seeing you
02:23each week at Night Rider.
02:25Still, at least you're not playing second film
02:27to a talking car anymore.
02:39Time to wrap it up, Declan.
02:40He's got ten seconds left.
02:44Before we go,
02:45I would also like to mention
02:46that a special edition of our show
02:48will now be going out on Valentine's Day
02:50with former Olympic show jumper
02:51Mr. Rupert Campbell Black MP.
02:53I know that news will come as a surprise
02:55and a delight to many.
02:58Until next time,
03:00good night.
03:12What the fuck was that?
03:13I thought I told you not to pull this shit anymore.
03:16Jesus, relax, will you?
03:17Relax.
03:18Declan, all his office has to do
03:20is release a statement tomorrow morning
03:21saying they don't know what we're talking about
03:23and we look like a bunch of amateurs.
03:25Cameron, be nice to poor Declan.
03:27He's an asshole.
03:28No, he's a genius.
03:30Rupert can't refuse a challenger, man.
03:33You're both assholes.
03:35All we have to do is wait.
03:36Declan?
03:37Yeah?
03:38Mr. Campbell Black is on line one.
03:50Well, isn't the genius going to talk to him?
03:53You can speak to my producer.
03:56Same as anybody else.
04:04This is Cameron Cook.
04:06Mrs. T thinks I should accept the invitation
04:08and take the opportunity to show you media pinkos who's boss.
04:11I'm inclined to agree with her,
04:12but I voted for Reagan.
04:14Really?
04:15Good girl.
04:16So, Minister, are you game?
04:19We don't know each other well, Miss Cook,
04:21but I do hope that over the course of our acquaintance
04:24I might have the opportunity to show you
04:26how very game I am.
04:32Well.
04:35He's in.
04:57He's in.
05:05The
05:06Even the
05:06Even the
05:39Don't think you're touching my tits later just like that?
05:42No. Sure.
05:44Ignore my sister.
05:46She's the right bellend.
05:50Before the syphilis reached his brain,
05:51my father used to host seven shoots a year,
05:53and we never started the first drive later than half past nine.
05:56Surely, darling, they're waiting for their electrician friend.
05:58Oh, yes, the electrician.
06:00Not an electrician.
06:01Freddie Jones is an electronics mogul.
06:04Today's a celebration of him joining my board.
06:06He's the guest of honour, Henry.
06:07You and your wife are here to make sure he has a jolly nice time, all right?
06:12Oh, he's here.
06:13Oh, fine, then.
06:17Look at that little number.
06:19Yeah, well, as long as he can shoot straight, I couldn't give a fuck.
06:22Mercy spirit.
06:25You made it!
06:28Bloody hell, town.
06:30Should I chuck a bucket of mud over me motor?
06:32I'm feeling very conspicuous.
06:32All of a sudden.
06:34Freddie.
06:35Perfect as you are.
06:36My sweets.
06:40Oh, dear God.
06:41It's Sherlock ideal, Holmes.
06:43Tony, thank you so much for receiving us.
06:46Need to investigate crimes against him.
06:47Come on.
06:48Good to see you.
06:50Pleasure.
06:51Lady Hermione.
06:52So honoured to make your acquaintance.
06:55Mrs Jones, I've heard so much about you.
07:00Now, let's get a gun in your hand.
07:02No need.
07:08I brought me home.
07:09Oh.
07:11Marvellous.
07:35You are sure he can shoot, aren't you?
07:37You are sure he can shoot.
07:40He can shoot.
07:47Oh.
07:49Oh.
07:51You are out.
07:53Oh.
07:56I am sorry.
07:59I am sorry.
08:34how long do you spend on a cock?
08:36Er, well, generally speaking, I can finish one off in 15 minutes or less,
08:41but my hands aren't as quick as they used to be.
08:43No, I'm sure.
08:47Any of you ladies first, you having a go?
08:50Traditionally speaking, Fred, it's the men that shoot.
08:52We ladies are here merely to marvel at your prowess.
08:55I will.
08:57Oh, she's doing it. She's off.
08:59Wow. Oh, right, good for you, girl.
09:01So, there it is. What-what-handed are you?
09:05Right-handed.
09:05You're right-handed. Okay, so, just take it.
09:07Take your triggers there.
09:08Save yourself now.
09:11You've got to keep your heart into your shoulder.
09:13Otherwise, you're going to do yourself a mischief.
09:14Okay.
09:15Right, okay. Go on. End your own time.
09:21Whoa!
09:22Oh, never mind.
09:24Go on, have another go. Oh, no, no, no, it's fine.
09:27God, look at the state of your hands.
09:29Oh, God. I hope nobody would notice.
09:32Um, I was fighting with a typewriter ribbon first thing.
09:35Needless to say, the ribbon won.
09:42Oh, well.
09:51No nowhere quiet?
10:09Lord, Lieutenant, hello, Mr. Hampshire.
10:13Uh-huh.
10:14You must visit Green Lawn soon.
10:16Honestly, we would so love to receive you.
10:18Do say you'll come.
10:19Certainly, yes.
10:20What a splendid idea.
10:22Mrs. Stratton, hello.
10:24You must come and visit me at my boutique.
10:26I'm all searching for the right kind of clientele and will.
10:29Natural elegance can be so hard to find.
10:31Yes. No, I have been meaning to.
10:32It's just...
10:32You could pick something out for your cranium screen test,
10:35couldn't you, darling?
10:35Great idea.
10:36Screen test. How exciting.
10:37Any idea what he has in mind for you?
10:39Oh, he hasn't said, actually.
10:41Well, choose your outfit wisely, Sarah.
10:43The camera can be very unforgiving.
10:45Even to the most perfect of specimens.
10:48Oh.
10:55Freddy.
10:57Thought you hadn't shot before.
10:58Turns out you were a natural.
10:59Yeah, I was top marksman at Bisley for two years,
11:01doing me national service.
11:02Oh, I know.
11:03Whatever then.
11:04I want to introduce you to my son.
11:06Um, just bear with me a minute.
11:09Yeah.
11:33Oh, my God.
11:35Oh, my God.
11:36Oh, my God.
11:37Oh, my God.
11:45Oh, my God.
11:48Oh, my God.
11:49Oh, my God.
11:53It's blippin' a wank.
11:54I thought you right out, mate.
11:56Just a thought.
11:58There are far too many loaded guns around here today
12:00for you to be making comments like that.
12:02Now, fuck off before I do something you'll regret.
12:16Aw, toad.
12:19Look who's here.
12:21Surprise.
12:22Maybe don't mind us dropping in.
12:24Of course not.
12:26I've shot two dozen pheasant of Jane and Woodcock this morning.
12:28Why shouldn't I add a couple of cuckoos to that tally?
12:32Well, for a start, it wouldn't be able to appear on your chat show.
12:37Why shoot you now when I can wait and have you savaged by an Irish wolfhound?
12:47Ginger?
12:48Please show our guests to their pegs for the next drive.
12:51Right.
12:52Come in, Bill.
12:52Please on, my best.
12:53Come along, Lizzie.
12:54I can't believe you turned up uninvited.
12:57Don't always have to be invited, Taggy.
13:01Good things seldom come to those who wait.
13:12Charles!
13:13Oh, hello.
13:14I didn't expect to see anybody.
13:16Researching Campbell Black and needed something from my office.
13:19I never thought I'd see the day when Tony Baddingham had Declan O'Hara doing his dirty work.
13:23I have my own reasons for wanting to take that bastard down.
13:26You know, in different circumstances, you and Rupert could have been friends.
13:29Both complicated, both stubborn.
13:32Misunderstood.
13:33Bollocks.
13:33What are you doing in a Saturday?
13:36Moving offices ahead of my grand return.
13:40Apparently, my recent coronary episode makes me a medical liability.
13:45Which is why Cameron Cook is now a controller of programmes and I'm...
13:48Head of religious broadcasting.
13:51I can't begrudge her too much.
13:53I mean, the greasy pearl requires its own set of skills.
13:57Mm.
13:58Especially when the greasy pearl in question lives in Tony Baddingham's trousers.
14:05How's the heart?
14:08Oh, you know...
14:11Broken.
14:14Don't show Tony any weakness, Declan O'Hara.
14:17Oh, this is what you get.
15:13Oh, this is what you get.
15:19What do you think of your first shoot?
15:21How can people murder helpless animals all day for fun?
15:24Says the girl who baked two dozen pork pies for the occasion.
15:27Or do you suppose the poor piggies were hugged to death?
15:29Don't be horrid. I needed the job.
15:31Don't be a hypocrite. Stand up for what you believe in.
15:38Maybe I shouldn't be saying this, but I don't think you should go on Daddy's show.
15:42I'm worried he's going to do something awful.
15:46You'll be fine. I promise.
15:48Oh, smashing spread, Agatha.
15:52I'm hosting at the Beaufort next month, and I wondered if you might do the food.
15:57Oh, that's very kind.
16:02To be honest, I find the whole idea of hunts and shoots utterly...
16:09objectionable. And I won't be doing them anymore.
16:11Oh.
16:13Right? Be careful, Agatha. You're in danger of developing a backbone.
16:18Now, I've got a girl's supper Monday week. I'm going to give you a tinkle.
16:23I'll go.
16:25Oh, God.
16:27Hmm.
16:31Come on, Rube. We've got a hot date. It's a dog and trumpet.
16:34Bye, Angel.
17:00I have had the most delightful day.
17:04It's so nice to have finally found our kind of people.
17:08Sorry, Todd. I've got to get to the office.
17:09Trouble with a shipment out of Japan.
17:11Well, you're a true titan of industry, Freddie.
17:14Let's talk again soon.
17:15Try and set a date for you to come in and discuss your ideas.
17:17I'll give you a ring on Monday.
17:19Thanks.
17:20Bye.
17:25Well done.
17:28They're just through there. I'll fetch the brandy glasses.
17:39Oh, Mr. Hampshire, I would so love to receive you.
17:44Oh, well.
17:46Fortunately for you, Mrs. Jones,
17:49hounds aren't the only thing I ride to.
17:53Cheers.
17:53Oh, I'm sure a ride with you would be delightful.
17:56What can I say? The likeness is uncanny.
17:58Oh, what about me, Mr. Hampshire? Do I bear resemblance?
18:01Oh, I'm sure he wishes you did.
18:02He'd be bounding down to Greenland
18:05to admire one's topiary ball.
18:08Oh, God!
18:16Sorry, Marcy left the...
18:18Oh, no, yeah, sure. I was just trying them on for size.
18:23You know, I really must get down to Marcy's boutique soon.
18:26Well, look, thanks again for a great time.
18:28Let's talk on Monday.
18:29Absolutely. Let me see you...
18:30No, no, no, you're all right.
18:32I know you're all right.
18:47Now, who'd like a cigar?
18:50It's baby.
18:51It's very unfortunate.
18:57HE SINGS
19:08Ah!
19:09How was the shoot?
19:10Well, they killed loads of birds, but they're like my food.
19:13Rupert stopped by.
19:15Oh, Jesus Christ!
19:17Christ, is there no place free of that man?
19:19Come on.
19:23Oh, Jesus Christ!
19:47Rupert?
19:48Rupert?
19:48Rupert.
19:49Rupert?
19:49Handed.
19:58Why are you in here?
20:01What are you planning on doing to Rupert?
20:04He said he was sorry.
20:05I raised you to be smarter than that.
20:08A story is a story.
20:10It looks like it's all been said before.
20:11No, it hasn't.
20:14He doesn't deserve whatever you had planned for him.
20:16It's called journalism, Tag.
20:18You can call it what you want.
20:21I call it revenge.
20:30So what's this big scoop you've got on Rupert?
20:32The whole office is talking about it.
20:34Magician never reveals his secrets, sir.
20:40The Butcher of Carinium, that's a new one.
20:44It's not true, is it?
20:46I mean, I know the show can get a bit confrontational,
20:49but it never rips someone apart for the sake of it.
20:52You're making great television.
20:54And, more importantly, keeping Lord B happy.
21:15Slag.
21:17Lord Battingham's office.
21:19Of course, putting you through.
21:23Freddie Jones for you.
21:29Freddie, how are you?
21:30Can't join your ball, Tony.
21:33Freddie.
21:34I heard everything.
21:36You, Sarah, all of them.
21:39I don't mind people making fun of me.
21:42It's just that nobody makes fun of my Valerie.
21:48We all love Mousy.
21:50I hate snobs, Tony.
21:52And you're the worst kind there is,
21:54the kind who's forgotten where he came from.
22:10Fred, Fred, I am in such turmoil.
22:13Some young ladies from Carinium were in the boutique earlier today
22:15saying the most ghastly things about Tony Battingham
22:18and that plug woman.
22:19I just don't know what I'm going to say to poor Monica.
22:21Well, then don't say anything.
22:22Oh, I must.
22:23It's too awful.
22:24Mousy, please.
22:25It's got nothing to do with us.
22:35We need it, Freddie!
22:40It was Rupert.
22:41He crashed the chute, ruined the moon.
22:44Don't be such a baby.
22:45You fucked up.
22:50Beg your pardon?
22:52You heard me.
23:00Forget Freddie Jones.
23:02You've got me and Declan,
23:05and we've got the highest ratings in the country.
23:14Declan's got a scoop on Rupert.
23:18Apparently it's top secret.
23:20Valentine's Day can't come quickly enough.
23:28Mon Mon.
23:30Oh.
23:32I promise we aren't always shooting things here, Valerie.
23:34But roosting on my hornbeams is a capital event.
23:42Dearest Mon Mon, I'm afraid I must relay some rather difficult information to you regarding Cameron Cork.
23:50Oh, yes?
23:50You see, as the owner of a very popular boutique, one learns about all sorts of goings-on, and, well,
23:57the suggestion is that she might have come by her recent promotion through certain immodest means, and that perhaps your
24:05husband's head was, well, turned.
24:09Well, that's very interesting, Valerie.
24:13I mean, actually, I've no idea whether it would be substantiated.
24:29It can leave one feeling quite alone.
24:33So if ever you wanted to confide in someone...
24:36I'm sure that won't be necessary.
24:39Thank you so much for stopping by.
24:54Good morning, Rutscher.
24:56And a happy Valentine's Day to all our listeners.
24:59Stay tuned for back-to-back love songs to get you in the romantic mood.
25:02And on television tonight, Declan O'Hara will be interviewing local Casanova, Rupert Campbell Black.
25:08Let's see if Declan gets him to kiss and tell all.
25:16Delivery?
25:16Oh, gosh.
25:19For Mr. Barracker?
25:22Oh.
25:27Thanks.
25:27Bye, darling.
25:28Mustache.
25:28Feel free to pop all this in the pile for me.
25:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:32I call me, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray.
25:39Darling.
25:40We can go for dinner any time.
25:43Tonight, I want to watch the Valentine's Day massacre of Rupert Campbell Black.
25:48Hmm.
25:49Well, I'll have finished my screen test for Cotswold Roundup by mid-afternoon,
25:52so you have until then to change your mind.
25:54Okay.
25:57Or what?
25:59You'll hang an open-for-business sign on your dressing room door.
26:05Don't tempt me.
26:14Don't tempt me.
26:30Don't tempt me.
26:32where have you been just getting some exercise Archie dear your father says he found you on
26:41the morning of the shoot receiving manual stimulation from an estate worker well darling
26:49look whilst boarding school is undoubtedly a lonely place where certain extracurricular
26:55activities are tolerated well at least they were in my day I do feel that one should exercise
27:03restraint when closer to home after all fraternizing with the staff can only ever lead to pain and
27:12humiliation for all concerned there are lines one does not cross understood yeah
27:27good
27:32you see I told you I'd deal with it I don't know what I'd do without you you might bear
27:38that in mind
27:48Cameron Cook I met a lady in the meads full beautiful a fairy's child her hair was long her
27:54foot was light and her eyes were wild I set her on my pacing steed and nothing else saw all
27:59day long
28:00for sidelong would she bend and sing a fairy song you know it's customary to some flowers cheapskate
28:06oh hey there's nothing cheap about John Keats go try your luck with some dough out undergrads I'm busy
28:38I believe I asked for coffee sometime this evening I am busy and I am a busy man who is
28:41This thing, Cherie, would be fantastic!
28:43You'd think the promotion would make her happy, but she's angrier than ever.
28:47I'll get the coffee. You get the phone.
28:50James Roker's phone.
28:52Oh, hello, Deirdre. Can you tell James I'd like him home for lunch today?
28:56I'm sorry, who's this?
28:58His wife.
29:00Oh, yes. Right, you are.
29:27This is for you. It's from Rupert.
29:37Hello, Baz. How are you?
29:41Dreadful.
29:42So, Freddie Jones lent me this fabulous new sing-along machine, freshly shipped from Japan.
29:47I was supposed to be hosting an, if music be the food of love, curry-okey and curry night.
29:53Only now, my chef's off sick.
29:56Well, I could cook a curry for you.
29:58Oh, that's exactly what I hoped you'd say.
30:00Why do you say I'm getting abandoned on Valentine's night?
30:04You said you were going to watch Daddy's interview with me, Taggy.
30:07Well, come to the bar.
30:09You can watch the interview and I can watch you.
30:13And thank you, my darling, honestly.
30:15You're really helping me out of a tight spot.
30:16Oh, well, I have a tight spot, too, if you fancy lending a hand.
30:21Come to Bar Sinister tonight and I'll lend you, too.
30:25Ooh.
30:34Who was that?
30:35Oh, ah, ah, it was Baz. He wants Taggy to do some cooking for him. Good luck tonight.
30:41Thanks, love.
30:43Give him hell.
30:44Oh, I will.
30:47Daddy, please don't do this to Rupert.
30:49Oh, for fuck's sake, Tag. This is happening whether you like it or not. Now, go up.
31:12Sorry, you were great. I've said it before. The camera loves you.
31:15I was so nervous this morning and having you there just really put me at ease, you know.
31:18You should see Sarah's screen test camera. She's really something.
31:23I'd rather watch frogs for fucking.
31:26Hey, you can take the girl out of New York.
31:28Well, here he is, man of the moment.
31:31What's this, more dirt on Rupert?
31:32You'll have to find out tonight, I'm afraid.
31:34Scorpion are holding their front page for us tomorrow, so whatever you have, O'Hara, better be good.
31:37What is it?
31:39Drugs? Underage girls?
31:40God, I'd love to see that smug bastard in Africa.
31:43It's not criminal, but I promise you won't be disappointed.
31:46It'll blindside even him.
31:48God, he's a shark.
31:51Go on.
32:21Two sugars.
32:22The shock.
32:27I only can't wait to give you this.
32:30Oh, gosh, it's...
32:32What is it?
32:34It's a word processor.
32:36Sort of like a fancy electric typewriter.
32:39So you don't have to worry about any more ink-based accidents.
32:43Oh, gosh, Freddie, that's...
32:47That's so...
32:48You have a talent, Lizzie.
32:51They should be encouraged.
32:57I'll bet you go.
32:59Yes, sir.
33:00Come on.
33:07For what it's worth, and I didn't see much, but for what it's worth, I thought you looked lovely.
33:26Hello?
33:27Sorry, darling, couldn't get away.
33:29Oh, that's all right.
33:31Doesn't matter now.
33:32Listen, the whole station's staying to watch the Campbell Black bloodbath in person, so don't wait up, all right?
33:38Oh, right-o.
33:40Lots of love.
33:50I thought you might like to meet your new co-host.
33:54Co-host?
33:55What do you mean, co-host?
34:02Oh.
34:03I see.
34:05Well, I can feel my ratings soaring already.
34:14Are you here about the pony?
34:16Tabitha's in the stables this way.
34:18I'm here to speak to you about your ex-husband.
34:21My father's Declan O'Hara.
34:22I've already told his office I want nothing to do with it.
34:24I've got a really bad feeling about the interview tonight.
34:26It's got nothing to do with me.
34:28Talk to Rupert.
34:29Ask him to back out.
34:31Please.
34:32I think you should leave.
34:33I mean, you must have left him once.
34:36Are you sleeping with him?
34:38No.
34:40No.
34:40Rupert is bad news.
34:42I believe that people can change.
34:44I was just like you.
34:45I told myself nobody understands him like me.
34:48He'll change.
34:49I looked at him and I saw all this potential.
34:52And he looked at me and saw something he'd enjoy breaking.
34:57Rupert is a cancer.
34:59My advice?
35:01Cut him out before it's too late.
35:03Now please leave.
35:31You're aware you are because you're good.
35:34You know that, don't you?
35:37Come on, snap out of it.
35:39We have history to make.
35:41Elvis is about to enter the building.
35:56It's not you.
35:57It's not you.
35:59Remember this isn't Wogan.
36:01He won't be gentle.
36:02If you don't like the question, change the subject.
36:05Thanks for the words of wisdom, Sensei, but I do feel in situations like this, it's often better just to
36:10be oneself.
36:13We're telling that to Ted Heath
37:09I
37:10We're telling that you're the most
37:13We're telling that you're the most
37:14We're telling that you're the most
37:15We're telling that you're the most
37:18Hi, Sandra's just gonna touch you up
37:21I'd love her to, but I'm about to appear on national television
37:23Mr. Camberblack
37:24Ah, great to have you on the show
37:27Ready when you are
37:33I'm Steve Cain, Cory
37:34I took this breakfast later
38:04Hello
38:04Hello
38:06Darling, I am so sorry
38:08I'm such a pig. Can you forgive me?
38:10I've bought champagne
38:12Paul, you shouldn't have
38:14Oh, come here
38:17Phew
38:18Right, direct me to the Volavons
38:25And we're live in
38:27Five
38:30Four
38:35Three
38:38Two
38:41Good luck, Dixon
38:43One
38:52My guest tonight needs no introduction
38:55He's been described as the world's greatest show jumper
38:58And one of the most eligible bachelors in England
39:00And one of the most eligible bachelors in England
39:00He is, of course, Minister for Sport and MP for Chalford and Bisley, Mr. Rupert Campbell Black
39:09Now, Mr. Gilbert Black, you've had a varied career, haven't you? What first attracted you to politics?
39:15Athletes make good politicians
39:16Show jumping taught me how to think on my feet
39:18And remain unfazed under scrutiny
39:21Do you get on with the Prime Minister?
39:24Do you get on with the Prime Minister?
39:24I hold her in enormously high esteem
39:26Michael Thatcher is the daughter of a greengrocer
39:28She went to a grammar school, as did Norman Tebbitt, Cecil Parkinson
39:32The Conservative Party has changed
39:34And it's Mrs. Thatcher who has changed it
39:37So why do you think she keeps you around?
39:41I hope she thinks I'm good at my job
39:45Do aristocrats make good politicians?
39:47Plenty of them have
39:49My family has a strong sense of moral duty
39:51I inherited that with the house
39:54Ah, noblesse oblige, if you like
39:57My Latin's not what it used to be
40:01But with your privileged background
40:03How can you understand the difficulties faced by the man on the street?
40:07I can't help the circumstances of my birth
40:10It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it
40:17Now, your tenure as Minister for Sport has been controversial
40:21If you're talking about football, then the hooligans are a tiny minority
40:25Well, you have taken a notoriously light touch approach to policing the game
40:30The poor sods are out of work
40:32Their fathers are out of work
40:34Often their grandfathers too
40:35Out of the sheer frustration and not winning
40:37They resort to violence
40:38I think we should try to understand the vandals
40:40Sounds almost socialist
40:42Although some people might call you a vandal
40:45Of women
40:47Horses, marriages
40:50Still, adultery must prepare you well for life within the Conservative Party
40:56I'm sorry
40:57You know, sneaking around
40:58Lying, betrayal
41:00Sexual degeneracy
41:01I'm no longer married
41:03Yeah, but you were for six years
41:05And yet throughout your marriage your affairs were common knowledge
41:07I mean, one glass of shape here has described you as
41:09Rather a nasty virus that everyone's wife caught sooner or later
41:14Well, if you'd seen his wife, it's definitely later
41:21Christ, he really has an arsehole, isn't he?
41:24And that's the break in five
41:26And that's time for a break
41:27Three
41:29Two
41:31And we're out
41:37And we're back on in three minutes
41:42Rupert
41:43There's somebody here to see you
41:44Ooh
41:53Teggy, what are you doing here?
41:55You need to go
41:55Just walk out
41:58Your father's not the first old socialist who's tried to catch me out
42:01Whatever you're worried about, it's already out there
42:03No
42:04I know him
42:05He's saving the worst for later
42:07When he wants something, he's ruthless
42:10He'll do anything
42:11I mean, he's
42:11He's just like you, Rupert
42:13Exactly
42:15Minister, we need you back on set
42:16The break's almost over
42:17Just walk out the building with me
42:19Minister
42:20Please
42:32Five seconds and we're back
42:33Why the fuck is he?
42:36Five
42:36Dixon, you're gonna have to ad lib
42:38Four
42:40Three
42:40Three
42:45Two
42:46One
42:47One
42:48One
42:48One
42:50Two
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42:57Five
43:19One
43:20Two
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43:25Two
43:27What's she doing? Something's wrong.
43:30The more awful things you do, the more the public seem to love you.
43:33Well, who am I to argue with public opinion?
43:36So you don't deny it?
43:37What's that?
43:39That you've done awful things.
43:41I have. You're right.
43:45But isn't that what we do?
43:49We?
43:50Men like us.
43:52I am nothing like you. Really.
43:55You're cold.
43:57You have had the best education money can buy, yet you remain a philistine.
44:02You barely see your children.
44:04You pick up women just because you can, but you're still fundamentally alone.
44:08And when they can't fill that emptiness inside you, you discard them.
44:13Despite your gold medals and your money, you are a lonely man
44:17rattling around a huge empty manor, and that's who you likely end your days.
44:21You behave like a man with no secrets and no shame.
44:27Well, there is one thing I'd like to discuss with you.
44:30You're right. I'm a rake.
44:37A liar.
44:39A cheat.
44:41If there was something I wanted, I pursued it.
44:43I didn't care about anybody else.
44:44My horses, my teammates, my wife.
44:47But we're still alike.
44:48I very much doubt that.
44:50You're the best in the world at what you do.
44:52Flattery will get you nowhere, Mr. Cabin Black.
44:53I remember what that was like, being the best.
44:55And what I was willing to do to stay there.
44:59What are you...
45:02...willing to do?
45:07A family.
45:10To yourself.
45:21I'm bored of you tickling each other's balls.
45:23They can get the fucking cat out of the bag.
45:30You're right.
45:34I'm a workaholic.
45:39And when I'm consumed by something...
45:44I can be, um...
45:48I can be a...
45:49A monster.
45:52Yeah.
45:57You're probably a better husband than I was.
46:00After all, you're still married.
46:03I don't know.
46:06I think I'm a pretty bad husband.
46:13Do you think you've ever been in love?
46:26No.
46:30That's my fault.
46:31My ambition hasn't left room for much else.
46:35Do you think that'll ever change?
46:42The fucker isn't gonna do it.
46:44Well, even if he doesn't destroy Rupert, this could still be a good show.
46:46Tell me about, um...
46:49Tell me about your childhood.
46:51Pull the transmission.
46:52Let's just see where this goes.
46:53Do you value your job?
46:54Pull the fucking transmission!
46:56No!
46:56No, because this is my show.
46:57Cut the transmission.
46:58No.
47:00Do that to me.
47:00No!
47:01Give me that!
47:02Cameron!
47:03Cameron, for fuck's sake!
47:04No!
47:05No!
47:05Trust me!
47:08Listen, you arrogant little Irish prick.
47:10Either you destroy the fuck or I'm gonna come down there and pull you off the floor myself.
47:13There's no point, Tony.
47:15He's already taken his earpiece out.
47:16He can't hear you.
47:17If it's any consolation, we've made some really great television.
47:21This would've worked if you'd just done your fucking job!
47:27Who do you trust?
47:31Who do you count on?
47:40Dogs.
47:43I, um, I much prefer dogs to people.
47:50I'd give anything to see my old Labrador badger again.
47:56He was a good dog.
48:01Aww.
48:08So, which of your many sporting achievements was the hardest one?
48:15Which was the hardest?
48:17The King's Cup, the Olympic gold, the World Championship?
48:20Well, none of them.
48:24What's the hardest thing?
48:25The hardest thing?
48:27The thing that nearly killed me?
48:29Yeah.
48:34It's giving it all.
48:46Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Rupert Campbell Black.
48:59Thanks, sir.
49:00Hey, there they are! Give it to me!
49:03Yes!
49:06Woo!
49:07Woo!
49:08Woo!
49:12Congratulations, darling.
49:13It was great TV as always
49:26Did you like the show
49:41Sorry Lord B, didn't expect to see you there
49:44Thought you'd be down bar sinister by now
49:47Celebrating with Declan and Rupert
49:55Great show tonight by the way
49:56Best yet
50:23Best yet
50:28I want you to stay away from Taggy
50:32She's young enough to be your daughter
50:39Yeah of course
50:42Good
50:49Drink?
50:51No, no
50:51I'm taking more to home
50:57What was it that you had on me?
51:00Both
51:01I was just bluffing
51:08This is coming okay, ladies and gentlemen
51:27I'm going to die
51:36See I told you it was not going to be okay?
51:39Are you going to dance?
51:41I'll have a leave
51:47I'd love to but
51:51I have to go
51:52Show me
51:53I'm sorry
51:53I'm going to die
51:54I got to get out
51:56I got to look it out now
51:58Before the final crack of dawn
52:02We've got to make the most of our
52:04One night together
52:05When it's over you know
52:06We'll both be so alone
52:10Come on then
52:13Like a battle
52:14I'll be gone
52:15When the morning comes
52:19When the night is over
52:21Like a battle
52:22I'll be gone
52:23Like a battle
52:26I'll be gone
52:27When the morning comes
52:30When the day is done
52:32And the sun goes down
52:34And the moonlight's shining through
52:37You were like a sinner
52:40Before the gates of heaven
52:44I'll come rolling all
52:46Back to you
52:52I didn't pay
52:56I'm gonna hit the highway
52:57Like a battering ram
52:59Or a silver black fan on by
53:01Oh and the middle is hot
53:03And the injuries hung down the hall
53:05I'm gonna see the lights
53:07Nothing in the balls
53:08In this rotten door hole
53:10And everything is started in the house
53:13And nothing in the rocks
53:15And nothing in the rocks
53:16And nothing in the rocks
53:17And nothing's ever worth the cost
53:19And nothing in the rocks
53:26I got luck in my heart
53:29And IЁK
53:48The falconry.
53:50Oh, hello.
53:53Right, yes, of course.
53:55Tell whoever it is to fuck off.
53:57I would, darling.
54:00What is Margaret Thatcher?
54:15Prime Minister.
54:40She wants to visit the station and do an interview of her own.
54:43How wonderful.
54:45A real coup.
54:46That's great news.
54:50And all thanks to Rupert, I suppose.
55:13Rupert, I suppose.
55:26Rupert, I suppose.
56:00I suppose.
56:02I suppose.
56:03I suppose.
56:03You
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