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Transcript

00:27To be continued...

00:42And on the day fourth-form pupils begin studying for their new GCSE exams,

00:48we put a group of Cotchester shopkeepers through their paces to see how much they can remember

00:53from their O-level maths.

00:56Meanwhile, here at Carinium, we are buzzing with excitement for our new live show, Declan.

01:04Declan's first guest will be Hollywood hellraiser Johnny Friedlander,

01:09one of the cinema's brightest stars.

01:11In his first interview since being the unfortunate victim of a sex tape scandal two years ago,

01:17the reclusive star is on his way to Carinium Studios as we speak.

01:23Can Declan O'Hara coax him out of his shell?

01:27And what about those James Bond rumours?

01:31That's Declan, live tonight at eight o'clock, with his very first interview here at Carinium,

01:38right after Coronation Street.

01:40I'll definitely be tuning in.

01:58Run!

01:59Run!

02:02Run!

02:03Run!

02:05Run!

02:06Run!

02:07Run!

02:08Run!

02:10Run!

02:12Run!

02:13Let's go.

02:50Let's go.

03:30Let's go.

03:36Let's go.

03:37Let's go.

03:38Let's go.

03:40Mr. Friedlander, welcome to Carinium.

03:43Please, call me Johnny.

03:45Tony Badding, please come on through.

03:57Your first live audience.

03:59You're not going to wear those socks on the program.

04:01We'll get this right, Jerry.

04:03No one will be looking at me feet.

04:16Good night.

04:19Good night, ladies.

04:38Hello, sir.

04:39Showtime, everyone.

04:40Sure is.

04:46So, Paddy and Mick are walking to the pub and they spot a sign saying, tree fellas wanted.

04:51So Paddy turns to Mick and he says, well, it's dead ashamed there's only the two of us.

04:55You know I can hear you, Brian.

04:57You don't tell jokes about Jews or blacks anymore, so why are you picking on the Irishman?

05:01Okay, mate.

05:02Can we get some level?

05:03Cut the fucking Paddy jokes or I'll knock you from here to the Irish Sea.

05:06Is that level enough for you?

05:07Yeah.

05:08Yeah.

05:08Loud and clear.

05:09Sorry, Declan.

05:11Cameron.

05:12Are you there?

05:14What am I supposed to do with the cards?

05:17We talked about this.

05:18Declan O'Hara doesn't hide behind a desk.

05:21If you'd let me see the questions, I could have fed them to you.

05:26Just trust me, will ya?

05:32Where's Johnny?

05:34Houston, do we have a problem?

05:35Come on.

05:40Declan's a journalist of international stature, so the fact that he left the BBC for us.

05:45It's all very impressive, Lord B.

05:48Of course, it's the wife who's the TV viewer around our end.

05:51Well, it's documentaries mostly, but I do find Dallas a guilty pleasure.

05:55Well, who doesn't love Dallas?

05:58Hi.

05:59Thanks for sneaking me in.

06:00New programs can give JR a run for his money.

06:03Have you seen Full Man Went Amore?

06:05Well, the goose is here.

06:06Excuse me a minute.

06:08You sit.

06:09Betty Gosling.

06:10So good of you to come.

06:11Do you know the Reverend Penny, my deputy on the Franchise Renewal Committee?

06:15Of course, welcome.

06:16Well, looking forward to some scrupulous broadcast journalism tonight.

06:20I was just remarking, what were there being a set in every living room these days?

06:25Television companies must recognize that they are the custodians of the nation's morality.

06:45I'm working.

06:52Showtime, Mr. Friedlander.

07:01That's Full Man Went Amore.

07:03Wednesday night, nine o'clock.

07:05Oh, lovely.

07:07That's a very nice line.

07:09How long have we got?

07:12I think we just found our fox.

07:23Tuck!

07:24Tuck!

07:24It's him!

07:25Oh, my God!

07:25It's in the business of daring me.

07:30Hello, Rupert.

07:31Lizzie, darling.

07:32Hello.

07:32We were just passing.

07:33Successful day?

07:35Well, little fucker gave us the slip.

07:37Funt us interrupt us.

07:39Sorry.

07:40Hello, my name's Caitlin.

07:41How are you?

07:45Sit, bunny girl.

07:49Hello, you found the Holy Grail.

07:50It is okay, Declan.

07:52The eagle has landed.

08:01Can we have some level, please?

08:03What did you have for breakfast, Johnny?

08:05Want to give me a rest?

08:07Declan looks nervous.

08:08He cut me dead earlier.

08:10It's awfully uncool to get so uptight.

08:11Shut the fuck up or get the fuck out!

08:15Run music.

08:17Five.

08:19Four.

08:22Three.

08:24Two.

08:27One.

08:28And in.

08:40Why aren't you in the audience, Maud?

08:41Daddy gets too nervous if Mummy's there.

08:43Isn't it daft?

08:45It's pretty clear to what you think more than anyone in the world.

08:47Aw.

08:47It means I miss a lot of parties.

08:50Good evening. I'm Declan O'Hara.

08:52My guest tonight is one of the world's most recognisable stars.

08:56He's the star of box office smashes such as Last Man on Mars, Highway 12 and Dog Tag 3, Voyage

09:02to Vietnam to name just a few.

09:03He's been nominated for numerous awards but in recent years it's his turbulent personal life.

09:08And of course finding himself the victim of a cruel honey trap which has attracted almost as much attention as

09:14his films.

09:14Johnny Friedlander, welcome to the show.

09:16What's it like seeing your ex-partner in grime, Rude?

09:19You know Johnny Friedlander?

09:20Well, shared a few lovers back in the day.

09:23Yeah.

09:24Not silly enough to let anyone film me having sex though.

09:27What a crowd.

09:27People are excited to see you.

09:29Well, I gotta say that's nice.

09:30It's been a while since I've done one of these.

09:33So why do this interview now?

09:34Okay.

09:35Well, I feel it's time to move on.

09:38That's what we're here for.

09:40Now Johnny, your last film was mired in controversy.

09:44There were stories that you were late to set.

09:46You picked fights with the director.

09:47You passed out of the wheel while driving under the influence.

09:49See, nobody prepares you for fame.

09:51You don't know how you're gonna react to being given the keys to the candy store.

09:55It turns out that I react by overdosing on candy.

09:59You're doing well, don't you think?

10:01Absolutely.

10:02Not sure about the sobs.

10:05Yep.

10:05All right, it's Hollywood.

10:06We're reading.

10:09Jesus Christ.

10:10He signed up on that.

10:11It's a movie that would have to be a comedy.

10:16And what was it like when you drove off that bridge?

10:22Well, I woke up the second I hit the water.

10:24But man, it was scary.

10:26Thank God I was in a convertible or I'd be at the bottom of the river now.

10:31But yeah, I had to get sober.

10:34415 days later, the world looks more beautiful than ever.

10:50Now, shall we talk about the sex tape?

10:55Why not?

10:55The elephant's in the room already.

10:57Crapping in the corner.

10:59Is the girl okay?

11:01Miss, uh, Miss Cortez?

11:04Hell, I don't know.

11:05You don't see her?

11:06None of my Christmas card lists don't.

11:08But she is, uh, she's an actress, right?

11:11I don't know.

11:12We met in a bar.

11:14Hope she got a lot of money out of the whole thing.

11:16Is $5,000 a lot of money?

11:20According to Miss Cortez, that's how much you paid her to have sex with you and then take

11:23the tape to the National Enquirer.

11:25What?

11:27Oh, fuck.

11:29You said you were the victim.

11:31But in fact, you paid her to video herself having sex with you as if it had been filmed

11:37undercover so that when she took the tape to the press, you could pretend that you'd

11:40been set up?

11:42Simultaneously getting sympathy as the victim of a honey trap while reaping a ton of publicity

11:46that made you look like a virile sex god.

11:48Yeah, she got publicity too, trust me.

11:50You sat back and let the press vilify her to the extent that all her acting work dried

11:54up.

11:55You could have stepped in and told the truth, but you didn't.

11:58The world would have believed you, but your silence demolished her.

12:03Your stock shot up overnight while Pia Cortez lost her apartment.

12:08$5,000 for a woman's reputation.

12:10Is that a fair price?

12:11What reputation?

12:12She was a porn actress.

12:14I paid her to make a porno.

12:29Fuck.

12:30We've lost him.

12:31He's gonna walk out.

12:45Oh, man, I'm an ass.

12:48What did you do?

12:51Tell two to hold on Johnny.

12:54Stay on Johnny.

12:55Now, move in.

12:57Slowly.

12:58Slowly.

13:00It wouldn't get S on the BBC.

13:04Get me the sweat beating on his brow.

13:06This is the one.

13:07I'd had four flops in a row and I'm scared.

13:13It's the worst thing about Hollywood is when you're out.

13:16All you can think about is how to get back in.

13:20What a mess.

13:24The worst part is, I really like that girl.

13:31I thought she had something.

13:33What would you say to her?

13:36If she was here?

13:37Yeah, she's an L.A. man.

13:39Huh?

13:40She might see it.

13:41You never know.

13:46Okay, um, sure.

13:58Tia, if you're watching, I'm sorry.

14:03I'm an ass.

14:05Let me buy you a drink.

14:07Or a car.

14:10Whatever you want.

14:12I'm sorry.

14:22Man, I've been sitting on that seat for too long.

14:25Feel good to get it off your chest.

14:28God, the water here.

14:30Tastes good.

14:32Can I get another?

14:34Join us again after the break when I'll be asking Johnny about James Bond.

14:38Don't go away.

14:40Are we clear?

14:43Okay, stand by, everyone.

14:45Three minutes.

14:46That was more stressful than I expected.

14:48Daddy always goes in for the kill.

14:51He really is a master at this, your Declan.

14:53I mean, is that erotic, doing a video?

14:55Well, I think it is if you've made it for each other, or you watch it when they're away.

15:00Mm-hmm.

15:01We'll watch together.

15:02It's a warm-up.

15:04Yeah, it can be pretty hot.

15:05With the right co-star.

15:07I can't imagine James wanting to make a sex video with me.

15:10The camera puts pounds on you, and he already thinks I'm fat.

15:14Well, he's bad.

15:15Yeah.

15:15You're exquisite.

15:20Sandwich? Anyone?

15:21Yeah, I'm starving.

15:23Oh, my God, you made this, Daddy.

15:26Ambrosial.

15:27Please.

15:28Please tell me you'll come and work for me.

15:29Caitlin, go and fetch another one of these for me, please.

15:31No, I tried working in a restaurant.

15:33It was just, er, it was too hectic.

15:35Well, you could do people's dinner parties and things.

15:38A private chef.

15:39I bet you'd get bookings.

15:41I could put a word around if you'd like.

15:42Caitlin!

15:43Oh!

15:44Daddy's back.

15:52Here it is.

15:53Your closet's there.

16:05Put something against her.

16:06Do you think Johnny Friedlander barricades the door?

16:12The guy, he had the most stupid walk.

16:17Can I tell you what Cubby Broccoli said when my people called up and suggested me?

16:21He said he'd sooner have James Bond played by a woman.

16:28Ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Friedlander!

16:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

16:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

16:51Johnny Barban, that's a good job.

16:53Johnny, what did you do to fuel that company?

16:56This is Ginger Banes.

16:57Hey, bastard, spiked Johnny's dressing room.

17:00Gave him a bottle of vodka.

17:01Oh, no, I did that.

17:02What?

17:04Why didn't you tell me?

17:06We needed your first show to be jaw-dropping television.

17:08No way was I leaving that to chance.

17:10And you didn't tell me you were going to skewer the guy live on air.

17:13You don't think he fucks your producer or not to know that?

17:15We didn't need to push him off the wagon.

17:17I didn't need help.

17:18Yeah, you didn't need a desk either, did you?

17:22Hi, this is Esther McLeod.

17:23Hi, hi.

17:24How are you doing?

17:24This is Lady Gosling.

17:26Hi, how are you doing?

17:27Hello.

17:28Freddie Jones.

17:28Hey, what's your name?

17:29His lovely wife.

17:30Hey, how are you doing?

17:31Jones Oroko.

17:32Hi, how are you doing?

17:33This is the backroom boys.

17:35This is Sam.

17:35Hey, how are you doing?

17:35Daisy.

17:36Hey, how are you doing?

17:37This is Deirdre.

17:38Hey, how are you doing?

17:46At least he didn't film you.

17:49He's a mug.

17:50He looked like a Charlie's angel.

17:54Thanks, Seb.

17:55That's nice.

17:57He's very good.

17:59He's very good, isn't he?

17:59He's not the new jewel in Carineon's crown.

18:02Extraordinary song.

18:03Oh, yeah.

18:04He has so much character.

18:05He's a breath of fresh air.

18:07It's such a shame that you couldn't get Campbell Black onto the board.

18:11Wow.

18:12Is Freddie Jones in the bag?

18:13Oh, very much so.

18:14Very much so.

18:15They're much more used to us.

18:17His expertise in technology, business, the real world.

18:21But I've got to say, Declan's got some brass.

18:24I thought Johnny was going to lamp him one.

18:26How do you keep it together?

18:27All that going on?

18:28Can I tell you a secret?

18:30That was my first time taking the show out live.

18:33Did you like it?

18:34Oh, my God.

18:35The adrenaline.

18:36Yes, I loved it.

18:37But please don't ask me any specifics.

18:39It's a blur.

18:39Met Cameron, then.

18:41You need people that can deliver under pressure, don't you?

18:44Diamonds.

18:45Couldn't agree more.

18:46That's why we're courting you for the board.

18:51You're getting the fuck of a lifetime tonight.

19:09Isn't that crazy?

19:11And then the man started turning up at the house.

19:13I know.

19:14And he was so in love with Mummy.

19:16But then Daddy found out about it.

19:18And that wasn't funny at all.

19:21Caitlin.

19:23Anyway, that's the real reason why we moved out of London.

19:26Daddy's new job came just at the right time.

19:44Mrs. Thatcher tells me if I want to succeed in politics, I have to keep my nose clean.

19:48No more cunnilingus, then.

19:50No.

19:51Maud's got a thumping crush on you.

19:54Declan looks strong.

19:56I'd watch yourself.

19:59Darling, you know I love you to beards.

20:03You never tell me what to do.

20:32You never tell me what to do.

20:48I must be exhausted.

20:51How did I do?

20:53You were wonderful.

21:17Christ, you're wet.

21:20I've been thinking about you coming home all evening.

21:37Oh, what is it?

21:39Everything all right?

21:42Shitting awful evening, actually.

21:43Oh, I'm sorry.

21:45You should have come with me to watch a new Declan show.

21:50It was...

21:51brilliant.

21:59You might be a little more supportive, Lizzie.

22:15I mean, it's only my first date boarding school.

22:17It's not like it's momentous or anything, is it?

22:18I'm sorry I can't drive you there.

22:20You know Daddy needs the car this morning.

22:21I didn't mean you.

22:27Bye-bye, gorgeous, ugly dog.

22:34Is Mummy going to start one of her things with Rupert?

22:37I'm not going to keep her secrets again if she does.

22:43Mummy and Daddy are going to be okay.

22:45Keep an eye on them, I promise.

22:49Oh, I'm going to miss you.

22:51Now go.

22:52I'm going.

22:56Just you and me now, pups.

22:57Rabbit, jabber...

23:02Good evening.

23:04I'm Dax Onuhara.

23:06Get up and close if you do.

23:08Why don't you give it a rest?

23:12You've got more rabbit than Sainsbury's

23:14This time you got it off your chest

23:19Now you was just the kind of girl to break my heart into

23:22I knew my old friend I could split my eyes on you

23:26But hours are to know you've been my heroes too

23:29With your incessant token

23:32You're becoming a pest

23:34That's what we've got to do to his name

23:39Now you're a wonderful girl

23:43You've got a wonderful smell

23:47You've got a wonderful arm

23:49You've got a charm

23:55What the fuck are you off me?

23:57With your incessant token

23:59You're becoming a pest

24:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

24:06Yeah, yeah, yeah

24:08Yeah, yeah, yeah

24:09Oh my God

24:16Look at all this

24:19I was a neighbourhood dinner party

24:21Why didn't Valerie Jones invite you to hand me?

24:23I don't know, Mummy

24:24She did, I said we couldn't do it

24:27What? I've work to do

24:28I never get to go anywhere

24:30I mean, how can we meet anyone

24:33If you're going to turn down everything

24:34Just to prepare your stupid programme?

24:37My stupid programme is all this paying the bills

24:39On this rotting pile of bricks

24:40And all you do is spend money

24:41I mean, why the fuck do we own our harp?

24:43Well, you want to take my music away from me?

24:45It's all that I have left

24:46I have to go to work

24:47No, no, I'm still talking to you

24:48We can talk about a laser

24:50Good luck, Tag

24:51Bye

24:52You know, it's a good job that you bought a Priory

24:54Because I might as well be a nun

24:57No, he's still punishing me

24:59I mean, when has it been a stop?

25:06My congratulations, both of you

25:0810 million viewers

25:10I want 12 mil this week

25:11I can't believe you got that story out of Mick Jagger

25:14People like telling me things

25:16Psychiatrist to the stars

25:17So who's next on the couch?

25:18Diana

25:19Doesn't do TV

25:20Arnold Schwarzenegger

25:21Jesus, he couldn't even speak

25:22Joanna Lumley

25:23Rupert Campbell Black

25:25No way

25:26Celebrity

25:26Ex-Olympian

25:27A heartthrob

25:28So I'm told

25:28And now minister for sports

25:29Surely that's an extraordinary trajectory

25:31There's no hinterland

25:32If I'm to interview someone

25:33Whose politics I despise

25:35I want a worthy opponent

25:36Could you stop swinging your dick for a moment?

25:38If you stop swinging your vagina

25:39Okay, okay, okay, okay

25:43Declan's right

25:43Campbell Black's an arrogant brat

25:45Everything people hate about the upper classes

25:47Why do you hate him so much?

25:50Pick up the horse

25:50Get everything he wants

25:52Joyce

25:53Rupert Campbell Black

25:55I wasn't surprised when the wife left

25:57He'll never settle, will he?

26:00Doesn't that make him an interesting interview?

26:02He's the only man in England

26:03Who can come out of a sex scandal with a promotion

26:06Minister for sport, for God's sake

26:08The man plays tennis naked

26:10He's an irredeemable shit

26:11We needn't pour fertiliser on his already overgrown ego

26:16Who do you want, Declan?

26:18Thatcher

26:18Margaret Thatcher

26:20No, Charles, fucking Dennis Thatcher

26:22Look, she'll never say yes anyway

26:23She thinks I'm an irate pinko

26:25Well, let's see

26:26I've donated eye-watering sums to the Tory party

26:29It's not the public who decides which way the election goes, is it?

26:35All right

26:35Stop staring at me

26:36Fuck off

26:37We've all got work to do

26:40Declan

26:40Yeah

26:41Don't go

26:41Have a proper drink

26:42After you

26:46You've got viewing figures most people would sell their granny for

26:50So, I'm just wondering

26:52Why are you still unhappy here?

26:55Are you Cameron?

26:56No

26:58I mean, she's hard work

26:59But you're right

27:00She knows what she's doing

27:02I

27:03I just have a lot in my mind

27:05Money stuff

27:07I have an unpaid tax bill following me around

27:1080 grand

27:13London wasn't cheap

27:14Not with a wife who throws her party every time someone blows their nose

27:20All right

27:20Well

27:22Why don't I settle with the unknown revenue for you

27:25You can pay me back when you can

27:26Nobody need to know about her

27:28Just the two of us

27:29And my accountant

27:32That's very decent of you

27:34Self-interest, really

27:35You're no good to be preoccupied

27:39Well

27:41Nothing

27:42Cheers

27:43Cheers

27:44You're welcome

27:44To the dream of a situation

27:47Moving through the doorway of a nation

27:51Pick me up and shake the doubt

27:54Baby, I can't do without

27:56Don't mess around

27:58You bring me down

28:00How you get about

28:01Don't make sense

28:03Move down

28:16Are you always this height?

28:18I can usually size people by looking.

28:20I didn't think you'd want me to serve things.

28:22I can't exactly do it myself, can I?

28:23You know to go round the dinner table clockwise, don't you?

28:26Don't pick, Sharon.

28:27And I need you to write the menu out, one for each end of the table,

28:30in French, if you don't mind.

28:31Hello, Taggy. Nice get up.

28:33The grub smells good.

28:34I'm still cross with you, Fred Frid.

28:36I mean, what were you thinking, inviting a single man?

28:38I mean, what kind of a dinner party have you had nine guests?

28:40Ten guests now, because I've just invited a single woman.

28:42To balance the books.

28:43Fred Frid, how could you?

28:45Now I'm going to have to change the whole plus-monde.

28:51Terrific.

28:54I could help you with the menus.

28:56I'm doing French for GCSE.

29:05They're going to be here soon, Mrs Makepeace.

29:07Yes, Mrs Jones.

29:08Sorry, did you decide if you want the cheese first or the pavlova?

29:11Fred Frid?

29:12Cheese or dessert?

29:14Don't posh people say pudding?

29:16Pudding?

29:16But dessert is French.

29:18Agatha, which is it?

29:19I don't know.

29:20Pudding.

29:20I mean, they learn how to board in school.

29:24Chin up, Massey.

29:26We've worked so hard, we can enjoy it now.

29:28I mean, who'd have thought it, you and me,

29:29entertaining a lord and a lady, eh?

29:33Right.

29:48It's a nice, cosy dinner at Freddy's bum in a board seat at the end of it.

29:52I've rather implied to Lady Gosling he's already said yes,

29:55so we need to reel him in tonight.

29:57We might as well kiss goodbye to the franchise.

29:59No, absolutely.

30:01Operation Charm Offensive.

30:02Well, Offensive is right,

30:04we'll be forced to admire the soft furnishings,

30:06fitted carpets everywhere.

30:08Well, don't let Valerie Jones get to you, darling.

30:12You know who she reminds you of.

30:13Who?

30:14Your mother.

30:16Oh.

30:28Come on.

30:30You've got five minutes.

30:31Yeah, well, five minutes is how long it takes to do this bloody dress-up.

30:36No, all right.

30:39Um, you know I need you to, er, behave yourself this evening, don't you?

30:43Er, I want Tony to invite me onto the board at Carinium, and we need to look proper.

30:50Respectable.

30:50Darling, is this about Rupert?

30:52It was just a silly flirtation.

30:54Come on, you know I love you most of all.

30:56Besides, I thought you wanted a young wife that everyone admires.

30:59I do, darling.

31:01Just prefer they admire you from further away.

31:16So it was a considerable renovation?

31:18Yes, it was terribly pokey.

31:20Three bedrooms and only the one bathroom, so we had to extend.

31:24But once we'd rendered over the old stonework, you can't tell the joy between the old and new.

31:28I thought this was a listed building.

31:30Oh, it is, yeah. Fred Fred has friends in high places.

31:34I mean, one needs a good-sized lounge for entertaining.

31:37Hmm.

31:38Lounge.

31:39Behave.

31:41Living charming.

31:42Yeah.

31:48I think I've had this dream.

31:50Valerie made me.

31:51She's so short.

31:54Brevity is the soul of wit.

31:56And I can almost see your brevities.

32:03The fact is, this is a listed building.

32:06There are rules.

32:07To come.

32:08I just want to double him.

32:14Oh.

32:16Darling, you look ravishing.

32:18Oh, James hates this, but it's the only clean one I've got.

32:21Mm-hmm.

32:21Um.

32:22Hello, Valerie.

32:25Evening, Stratton.

32:26Listen, I think you're giving the wrong impression about the tennis game with your wife.

32:30Or quite innocent, sort of thing that wouldn't bat an eyelid on the continent.

32:33Good, clean, open-air fun.

32:35Shake hands and play nicely, shall we?

32:45Freddy!

32:46Freddy!

32:47Sound distance!

32:48Sorry, love.

32:49Wrong room.

32:50Freddy's equipment is staggering.

32:57Well, I, er, I gather you spent this afternoon on the couch with my husband.

33:00Yes.

33:01Do you mind?

33:02No.

33:03Good for you.

33:04I hope you told him it was marvellous afterwards.

33:09Thanks, Fred.

33:10Nature abhors a vacuum.

33:12Yes, so does my cleaner.

33:15That's very good.

33:16It's very good.

33:17You show me this sound system.

33:20I'll be back in a tick.

33:23You're ahead with the host.

33:25Bet you're next to him at dinner.

33:32Right, I'm off to see what decorative hell Valerie's unleashed on the downstairs loo.

33:37Clue-com, darling.

33:38Clue-com.

33:50Your expertise will be a buy.

33:54Of course, you're busy.

33:55Well, I think you like living useful.

33:57We'd have fun.

33:58Not trying to seduce you onto his board, is he?

34:01We're a viable, growing company with excellent prospects.

34:04The financial rewards are considerable.

34:06Ah, must we bring money into it.

34:08Fred is a businessman, it's what we do.

34:10You ever said no to this man?

34:12Frequently.

34:13Did you enjoy the polo?

34:15You're a very bad influence.

34:17I had a date for three days.

34:18Freddie!

34:19Mr. Vereker and Mrs. Stratton are on the television.

34:23Oh, yes, do you want to see this?

34:24Yeah, OK.

34:37Sarah, welcome.

34:38Hi, James.

34:38There you are, Sarah.

34:41Where's Sarah?

34:41You've been married to Paul Stratton, MP for Cochester, for a few months now.

34:46How do you see your role as the wife of an MP?

34:49To support my husband in every possible way.

34:52And how do you get on with Paul's family?

34:53I mean, his children must be nearly as old as you are.

34:55Oh, very good, James. Gripping stuff.

34:57No pressure on Paul to leave his first wife.

34:59But because he eventually made that decision,

35:01you know, I'm branded a scarlet woman.

35:03So I've had to try even harder to prove myself a good woman.

35:10Cute.

35:27Hello, Cameron.

35:29Let me get you a drink.

35:30They're all glued to the local news, I'm afraid.

35:32Oh, James!

35:34Stop it.

35:35Are you 21?

35:37Oh, please.

35:38And the rest.

35:39She's a natural, isn't she?

35:41Well, it's just wonderful to see her opening up.

35:43I understand that...

35:43I know, I'm a date with her new wife.

35:46She's a natural sweetheart.

35:47Ah.

36:00Oh, my God.

36:01Oh.

36:02Oh.

36:03Oh.

36:29Don't last for seconds, all right?

36:31Is this not fishing?

36:33You cologne?

36:34I wear it all the time.

36:35I like it.

36:36You sure the lighting wasn't a bit hard?

36:38It was brilliant.

36:40What the hell are you doing here?

36:41Freddie called after you left.

36:42I couldn't say no to him, could I?

36:44Don't do anything outrageous.

36:45Stay out of my way.

36:49Well, I clearly drew the long straw.

36:51Good.

36:53Good.

36:54Are we all here yet?

36:55Yeah.

36:59Ah, Cavendish.

37:00We've never really had a proper chat, have we?

37:02No, we haven't, Lady Betty.

37:03Oh, Monica.

37:05Please.

37:05We're all friends here.

37:14Rupert Campbell Black.

37:18I presume since we're the only people here with our partners that we're being set up with

37:22each other, and just so you know, I am perfectly comfortable with them.

37:26Do you have a boyfriend?

37:28Kind of.

37:30Kind of?

37:31Mm-hmm.

37:33That's kind.

37:37Sorry.

37:38I think, er, someone's been playing with the, um...

37:41Anything all right, Valerie?

37:43Yes.

37:43Yeah.

37:44Quite, quite all right.

37:45Do you work with Cavendish, James?

37:48Hmm?

37:48Her name's Cameron.

37:49No.

37:50No.

37:50I promise it's not.

37:51No, Cavendish.

37:53See?

37:54James thought you were called Cameron.

37:56Yeah.

37:57It's Cameron.

37:58Yeah.

37:58But, this people always answer to Cavendish, so why didn't you say anything?

38:03What?

38:03You're my boss's wife.

38:05Well, silly girl.

38:08There's no need.

38:09Honestly, what peculiar behaviour.

38:16Salon booze.

38:17Do you like salmon booze?

38:19Sir, what have you got?

38:21Chinged French peasant, cravat sauce.

38:25Desert, chateau.

38:26You think it's garnish from actual sand?

38:28Garnished with leftover peasants?

38:32Not frequently, no.

38:33Er, talk wise, Agatha, please.

38:36Sorry.

38:36I didn't tell her.

39:01It looks amazing.

39:03I don't love a bit of pheasant.

39:04It looks delicious.

39:06And how'd you get on with Declan on it?

39:08Well, I'm his producer, which gives him license to be obnoxious.

39:11God knows how his wife puts up with them.

39:13Well, you could ask Taggy here.

39:14She's his daughter.

39:16Oh, God.

39:17I'm sorry.

39:19It's all sport with you, isn't it?

39:21Blood sport.

39:21Mostly the chase.

39:22Oh, but if you caught something, I don't think you'd know what to do with it.

39:26Hmm.

39:27She's quite the ball breaker, your new producer.

39:29Where'd you find her?

39:30Hunted her down in New York.

39:31Ah, blood sports again.

39:32You guys go to school together or something?

39:35No, no, no, no.

39:36And that's funny.

39:37Why?

39:39Because, as it happens, no, we didn't.

39:42Rupert went to Harrow.

39:44I went to grammar school.

39:46And you'll never let anyone forget it, will you?

39:48I wasn't going to say anything of the sort of you that won't let anyone forget it, Battingham.

39:54Tony was quite different as a boy.

39:57Oh.

39:58Billy Bunter, weren't you?

40:00Okay.

40:00What's grammar school and how is it different from where you went?

40:04Well, it's increasingly hard to say.

40:06Rupert's school cost a lot more, but they didn't spend any of it teaching him manners.

40:12Very good, Lady Battingham.

40:13I can't imagine you fat Tony.

40:15That's where I got my drive to succeed.

40:17I wish Fred Fridge had a drive like that.

40:19We can't budge his cows at all.

40:21Ha!

40:22Be careful what you wish for, Valerie.

40:25Might drive him to some dangerous places.

40:28I've been meaning to say, Tony,

40:30we've found a presenter for our Caring for the Elderly segment.

40:32She's a Jamaican lady living in Cotchester.

40:34A 70-year-old widow with an adult daughter, which makes her a black single mother.

40:39Box tape.

40:40I was brought up by a black single mother.

40:43Can't wait to tune in.

40:47What?

40:48I'm not sure what the sign of Jan is.

40:52She's so exotic, isn't she?

40:54Where's she from?

40:55America, I think.

40:56Wayne likes black girls, don't you, Wayne?

40:57What? Shut up!

40:58You've got a picture of Grace Jones when I close on.

41:00I saw it in your pants drawer.

41:02Oh, it's going so well.

41:04The pheasant was divine.

41:05Everyone's saying so.

41:07Oh, I knew you'd be wonderful at this.

41:10I'm sorry I should put you in that thing.

41:11It was me.

41:12You were at the menu's out.

41:13That's why the spelling's so bad.

41:15Oh, God.

41:16You're dyslexia.

41:19I'm so sorry.

41:20We thought we were taking the mickey out of...

41:24...someone else.

41:26Well, you cook like a dream.

41:28Even if you can't spell for shit.

41:33Oh, my God.

41:36Bravo.

41:37Bravo.

41:54What's your favourite thing about your job?

41:57Well...

41:59What a lovely question.

42:04Space.

42:05Up there.

42:07Most British satellites use my computers now.

42:10And sometimes...

42:12I look up at the night sky and I see a little star winking back at me.

42:17And I think...

42:18I've made that happen.

42:21And it blows my mind.

42:31Chateau Gatto.

42:34This looks divine.

42:38Well done, Angel.

42:39Mm-hm.

42:52You stupid bitch! What the fuck are you doing?

42:55I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

42:57Oops.

42:58Fetch a cloth, Agatha!

43:00Don't fetch a cloth. It's Armani.

43:02I'll pay for it.

43:03Whoa! You couldn't begin to.

43:05You needn't be a bitch about it.

43:07I'm sorry.

43:10Come on. This... this can't get you tidied up.

43:13Come with me.

43:15Rupert, how could you?

43:21God, that is exactly the kind of crass...

43:25I thought she'd like it. God knows her mother would have.

43:27We went home just a buffet laid out for you to snack on.

43:30Perhaps she's not as innocent as you think she is.

43:32And that's a very cheeky little dress.

43:34Valerie made her wear it to do the job.

43:36Not that you'd understand.

43:39With looks like hers, I wouldn't have thought a career was that important.

43:41Honestly, Rupert. This was badly done.

43:44Mm-hmm.

44:08Ty, I think...

44:09Get away from me.

44:11I thought you wanted me to.

44:12Why on earth would you think that?

44:14Well, you like to watch.

44:16Thought you might be grown up enough to play, too.

44:18You're disgusting and I want nothing to do with you.

44:24Taggy...

44:25Hang on.

44:29Taggy...

44:32Taggy...

44:33Taggy...

44:36Taggy...

44:37Agh!

44:40Rather traumatic end to the evening.

44:43All these sobbing women.

44:46Valerie, all right?

44:48She's chuffed to bits that you came to dinner.

44:51So thank you.

44:53So...

44:56This bald thing.

44:59Marvell, she...

45:00She's keen for me to get into something more cultural.

45:04So why don't you send me over the business plan?

45:07I'll look over it.

45:10I'll give you a call on Monday.

45:27Last night was humiliating.

45:30I don't know if I can do this anymore.

45:34You and me.

45:35What?

45:36Why?

45:41You were at Valerie Jones' dinner party?

45:45Yeah.

45:45I gather you got pudding tipped all over you by my daughter.

45:49I'll pay for the cleaning bill.

45:50Wouldn't Rupert do that?

45:52It was him who made Taggy drop the pudding when he groped her.

45:56He what?

45:57Oh yeah, no, no.

46:00It was more than a pinch on the bottom, wasn't it?

46:02I didn't see it at the time, but grope sounds right.

46:04I'm sorry, he fucking what?

46:07Yeah, he's a promiscuous libertine, isn't he?

46:11Fondles whoever he likes.

46:15Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

46:16No, no, hold on, Declan, wait, wait!

46:18The bastard!

46:18Jesus, when I catch him up.

46:20Interview him to death?

46:23You know, that's an idea.

46:25Think about it.

46:26You go over there and thump him, who gets to see it?

46:28One housekeeper and a gardener at best.

46:31Have him on the show.

46:33You can flay him in front of 16 million people.

46:37Oh, but you already said you didn't want him right, no hinterland.

46:39I didn't want him either. I didn't want to give him the exposure, but exposing him.

46:44Come on, that's a whole different show, isn't it?

46:46That's where you destroy him, and it lasts a fuck of a lot longer than a black eye.

46:53Revenge is a dish best served on television.

47:11Revenge is a dish best served on television.

47:48Revenge is a dish best served on television.

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