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00:00.
00:36This is your captain speaking. Keep your eyes on the board. We're about to go super sonic.
01:00Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:17Did we break the sound barrier?
01:20Sorry, Mr. Camper Black. I didn't know it was you in there.
01:30You see the signs, but you can't read. Running at a different speed. Your heart beats, double time, another kiss.
01:47Enjoying your flight, Rupert?
01:49Tony Battingham.
01:51Do you know B.T. Johnson from The Scorpion?
01:54Oh, no. But I hear great things.
01:56Did the Prime Minister give you permission to fuck a journalist in the onboard toilet?
02:01Lou, Tony, don't be plebeian. B.T.'s ghosting my memoirs. Now I believe in laying one's ghost.
02:07Oh, B.T., what's your angle?
02:09Champion show jumper put out to pasture. Now a powerless backbench politician casting round for his next hobby.
02:16Never quite achieving the success he once had.
02:20What are you doing in New York? Whoring yourself around advertisers?
02:23You know if you don't start spending some of that fortune you're coining on making decent television, you're going to
02:28lose your business.
02:29Very much in hand. Just recruited a hot-shit young producer.
02:33Who?
02:33Mm. Cameron Cook.
02:35Never heard of him.
02:38You were. Desperate to work for Karinian. Bit my hand off in vain.
02:43Hope I didn't bleed on your nice suit.
02:47Wait me when we head back, too.
03:00Have you come here?
03:01Mm.
03:05Oh
03:31Oh
03:31Oh
03:31Oh
03:33Oh
03:34Oh
03:34Oh
03:37Oh
03:38Oh
03:48Drug use, pornography, easier divorce, rampant, homosexuality.
03:53Recent studies have shown that HIV isn't exclusively a homosexual disease, Deputy Prime Minister.
03:59Oh, but loveless rutting.
04:01The promiscuous encounters that characterise a Saturday night in Soho.
04:05Those are the preconditions for this virus, which threatens...
04:08The precondition, Deputy Prime Minister, is the Victorian conservatism of the Tory government,
04:12which is narrow-minded, hypocritical and, quite frankly, cruel.
04:16And cut there, thank you. Ready to go again.
04:19He can say gay sex is loveless rutting, but I can't make a small comment about the government.
04:23TBC editorial policy, Declan.
04:25Sorry, Deputy Prime Minister.
04:26We're going again.
04:28Cue Declan.
04:32Mr Stratton, yourself and Mrs Stratton have been married, what, 15 years?
04:3715 in April.
04:38Yeah, three children, a wife, a mistress and an all-consuming job.
04:42It must be difficult to juggle everything.
04:46What?
04:47Although your wife, Winifred, has been staying at her family's Pimbleco apartment, which must have made it easier for you
04:52to spend time with your, uh, 29-year-old secretary, Miss Sarah Price, who proudly told our researchers that you
05:00have the girth and stamina to compete with any championship racehorse. Is that a fair comment to make, sir?
05:05I, uh, well, the...
05:07Cut!
05:08Cut!
05:08I would look to your own glass house, Deputy Prime Minister, before you start throwing rocks at others.
05:13Bill Declan, if we could just do another take without the slant.
05:15Fuck off, Alistair!
05:17Fuck!
05:18Frick!
05:20Fuck!
05:22Fuck!
05:24Fuck!
05:25Fuck!
05:25This is the fish!
05:28Fuck!
05:30Fuck!
05:32Fuck!
05:34Fuck!
05:48I don't know whose bloomers are more of a twist tonight, aren't it, or the Prime Minister's?
05:52We both know the BBC won't show tonight's episode.
05:55I've said it before, Lord Bandingham, I'm happy here.
05:58And I'm not interested in commercial television.
06:02Oh.
06:05Director General calling, save it a naughty boy.
06:20I'm offering you freedom.
06:22I saw your interview with Reagan.
06:24I bet they hacked out some corkers.
06:27We'd put you out live.
06:31Live?
06:32Complete editorial control.
06:35Skewer the bastards on air.
06:36It's halfway around the world before anyone's got a chance to complain.
06:40The satellite's coming.
06:42We're going global.
06:43It's exciting.
06:47You're stuck here with a load of librarians.
06:51When you could be an astronaut.
06:58I'd have to persuade Maude.
07:02Massive house from the country.
07:03She'd love it.
07:04What's a Wicklow man like you doing in Fulham?
07:07Dodging litter and dog shit.
07:08Come to the Coswolds.
07:11Even I have to win sometimes.
07:12How fucking pretty the place is.
07:20Little signing bonus.
07:22Declan, come on.
07:23You're being paid peanuts to get bloodless interviews with one hand tied behind your back.
07:29It's the golden age of television.
07:32You're missing the game.
07:34we're good.
07:55We can't do it again.
07:59We'll make them on our stop subjection.
08:00With the
08:34And hit me like that's gonna live
08:37If I blow my tongue
08:40Daddy's hand
08:41Will you let it blow in your head
08:45Give me all your loving
08:47All your hearts and kisses too
08:53Give me all your loving
08:55Don't let us come to it
09:05Hello, darling
09:06How was your day?
09:07Extremely successful
09:09Sorry I landed on you again
09:10Yes, we do have other noise
09:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
09:45Here we are, girls
09:47The priory
09:50Caitlin, we're here
09:51What?
09:52We're here, we're here, look
09:53We're here
09:58Oh my god
10:22Exciting things are gonna happen to us in a place like this
10:24Amazing
10:27Gracious
10:28Bagley best rooms
10:29Grittiest prison I ever saw
10:49You're here
10:50Get out of this bell
10:51Get out of this bell
10:52Get out of this bell
10:54Is the big one you pretend like I'm here
10:56I gotta get some space
11:08Jehovah's Witness.
11:09Oh, fuck, she's seen us.
11:12Oh, you'll have to go down.
11:13What?
11:13Why me?
11:14I'm on the lookout.
11:15What?
11:15For him.
11:16Oh, God.
11:19Soviet officials have announced that 79 bodies have been recovered and nearly 320 people are missing
11:26after a day of worship, thanks for the day.
11:29Door!
11:31Hello.
11:32I just wanted to welcome you to all the church.
11:34No, no, thank you.
11:37We're not on the best of terms with Jehovah in this house.
11:40Taggy, just shut the door.
11:41Oh, it's not mine.
11:42I found it on a lawn.
11:44New English.
11:45Is it the New English Bible?
11:47Yes.
11:48Daddy says it's a literary abomination.
11:49He must have thrown it out the window.
11:51And Lizzie, I live down the valley.
11:53I bought you a bottle and some eggs.
11:56We'll open this now.
11:58Okay.
11:58Come on in.
12:01We haven't found the wine glasses yet.
12:04What time is the second post here?
12:06Oh, there isn't a second post.
12:08Taggy lost her virginity this summer to one of her son Patrick's university friends.
12:12He's in the south of France right now and not writing many postcards.
12:16Mummy.
12:16Oh, it must be so lonely for Rupert now he's not show jumping.
12:19And the only thing that persuaded Caitlin to leave all her friends in London
12:22was the thought of living opposite Rupert Campbell Black.
12:25They want him to ravish me.
12:27He's a middle-aged MP, Caitlin.
12:29Well, I'm so cross.
12:30I'm off to boarding school and won't get first crack at him.
12:32He's bound to fall for tagging.
12:33Or even mummy.
12:34How well do you know him?
12:36Oh, I'm not sure anyone really knows Rupert.
12:39But we're friends.
12:40So not carnally, then?
12:42I'm one of the few women around here who hasn't been ravished by Rupert.
12:45Is your husband fiercely protective?
12:49Oh, that's my novel.
12:52I wrote it.
12:53Have you read it?
12:54Oh, no, Teggy doesn't read.
12:56She's dyslexic.
12:57For a long time we thought she was retarded.
12:59Oh, he took what he wanted.
13:01I loved this.
13:03Talk about getting ravished.
13:05Isn't there a very naughty bit with some dock leaves?
13:07Oh, no, Teggy doesn't read it.
13:09Oh.
13:13Yeah, the fight is quite old.
13:15Have you got another one coming out?
13:16Well, what with the children and my husband, I don't find much time to write nowadays.
13:20Hi, I need a shirt and some fucking socks.
13:25Oh.
13:26Daddy, that's Lizzie.
13:27I live just down the valley.
13:28She writes dirty books.
13:29Nice to meet you, Caitlin. You're wearing my socks.
13:31Well, they're warmer than tight.
13:32Sorry, still unpacking.
13:33Thanks, love.
13:34How easy is it to find help, aren't you?
13:36We are not forking out for a cleaner.
13:39Well, stealing a woman's help around here is worse than stealing her husband.
13:42What if you stole both?
13:47That's Grant, Teggy.
13:49Right.
13:49I am going to buy 30 pairs of socks in such a disgusting colour that none of you will ever
13:54pinch them again.
13:55Nice to meet you, Lizzie.
13:56Good luck, Daddy.
13:57Give him help.
13:58All right, let's get smashed.
14:00Woo.
14:01Welcome to Ratcha.
14:05Woo!
14:13A man walks down the street.
14:14He says, why am I soft in the middle now?
14:17Why am I soft in the middle?
14:18The rest of my life is so hard.
14:20I need a photo opportunity.
14:22I want a shot of redemption.
14:24Don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard.
14:28Bone-digger, bone-digger.
14:29Get these mutts away from me, you know.
14:31I don't find this stuff a musical in your life.
14:35If you be my bodyguard, I can be your long-lost pal.
14:42I can call you Betty.
14:44Betty, when you call me, you can call me out.
14:50A man walks down the street and says, why am I short of attention?
14:53Got a short little span of attention and won't my nights are so long.
14:58Where's my wife and family?
14:59What if I die here?
15:01Who'll be my role model?
15:03Now that my role model is gone, gone.
15:07You duck back down the alley with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl.
15:11All along, along, there were incidents and accidents.
15:16There were hints and allegations.
15:20If you would be my bodyguard.
15:25Declan, hi.
15:27Yeah.
15:27There he is!
15:28I see him!
15:29Okay.
15:30What the fuck?
15:34Just a man of the people.
15:36Don't be jealous, James.
15:37At least he won't steal your sunbed.
15:39He's tall, isn't he?
15:40Standing next to a very short car.
15:42I saw him in Pensacan.
15:43I think he looks a lot older in the flesh.
15:45Thank you, Deirdre.
15:46Who's producing him?
15:47Cameron.
15:47It's factual, not drama.
15:49Why does Cameron get all the good stuff?
15:50I really can't think.
15:53Declan, how much are they paying you?
15:55Why'd you leave the BBC, Declan?
15:56Come on, Declan, give us a smile.
15:57All right, all right, thanks, lads.
15:59That's your last.
16:00Give me the frock out of here.
16:01This way?
16:02Who's got the paddy among the pigeons, haven't you?
16:04Who says no blacks, no Irish?
16:05I'm a one-man.
16:06Equal opportunities revolution, Ginger.
16:11I'm a journalist, not a celebrity.
16:14I ask the questions.
16:16It's dead how you are.
16:20Where the fuck is this Cameron guy I'm supposed to report to?
16:24Jesus, you don't just ambush someone.
16:27I'm a serious fucking journalist.
16:29I don't discuss my career with the Scorpion.
16:32Shit, shut up.
16:36Come in.
16:42Where is he?
16:47Take a seat, Declan.
16:51What, you're...
16:52Cameron Cook.
16:55You were expecting a man, possibly queer, which you would have endured, but certainly not a woman, and God forbid,
17:01a black one.
17:02I thought you were a publicity girl.
17:03No, I'm a producery woman.
17:06Listen, I'm not...
17:07Prejudice?
17:07Of course not.
17:08You're an asshole to everyone.
17:10This isn't going to work, Tony.
17:12It's not a chat show.
17:13It's a serious program.
17:15I want to produce a serious program, too, but there are ways of...
17:17Oh, we're cutting up on a sofa with cushions.
17:19You've seen the set design, then.
17:20I know my audience, Tony.
17:23A fucking sofa.
17:24You might listen to Cameron.
17:26NBC howled when I poached her.
17:27Oh.
17:29Do you know Charles Fairbairn, controller of programs?
17:31Declan.
17:33We knew each other at the beam.
17:34You look, um...
17:35Fatter.
17:36I don't miss the canteen at the BBC, darling.
17:39And Gingerbread, head of operations.
17:43I'm sorry, Tony.
17:44I produce myself.
17:46I've got Johnny Friedlander flying over for your first interview.
17:49Johnny Friedlander, the film star.
17:50No, Johnny Friedlander, my dentist.
17:52I don't interview actors.
17:54Friedlander doesn't give interviews.
17:55Not since the sex tape.
17:56They're saying he could be the next Bond.
17:58Dad, I have trouble replacing Roger.
18:00I've been speaking to Jackie Kennedy.
18:02She'll just blabber on about her old boring publishing job.
18:04No, she wants to talk about life as a single American woman, actually.
18:08You could learn something, Cameron.
18:10Look, you two log horns if it turns you on, but don't forget.
18:12I hired you both because you can get ratings,
18:15so let's pull together and get them, yes?
18:17The BBC have put top of the pops against us in the schedule.
18:21So you need to be more popular than Jimmy Savile.
18:23Johnny Friedlander is a global megastar,
18:25and he hasn't given an interview in five years.
18:26People will watch this.
18:28Book Jackie for the next one.
18:36Okay, fine.
18:39But I do my own research.
18:42And no fucking sofa!
18:45Give him whatever fucking furniture he wants, all right?
18:48We all know it's not about the sofa.
18:49I don't need this shit, Tony.
18:50You brought me here to produce drama, not a chat show.
18:53I brought you here to be the cleverest person in the building
18:56and terrify the rest of them into pulling their socks up.
18:58So far, so good.
18:59You're a lion in a petting zoo.
19:00But we need big game like Declan
19:02to convince the IBA to renew our contract.
19:05We lose the franchise, there won't be any drama to produce.
19:07You'll be on the next boat back.
19:11I didn't come here on a boat.
19:13Forgive me, semantics.
19:14I flew here on fucking Concord.
19:17I paid for the ticket.
19:20Worth every penny.
19:39It's gorgeous.
19:40Yes.
19:41Look, there are badger's heads off at the top there.
19:44And in spring, the bluebells flame between the beach trees
19:48like little funts and burners.
19:51Sorry, I sound like an estate agent.
19:53I just can't believe this is all ours.
19:54Well, only to the bottom of the wood.
19:56And then Rupert will have you for trespassing.
20:00Well, thank you for walking me back.
20:03I'm really quite pissed.
20:08It's like Rupert's back home.
20:11Caitlin will be scaling the wall.
20:13Caitlin's all talk.
20:14She's sworn off and married until she's at least 35.
20:17Got too much to do, she says.
20:19And you?
20:21With parents like yours, you must have big plans.
20:24Oh.
20:25I'd like to be a cook.
20:26Oh.
20:26Following recipes and writing things down, I am.
20:29Don't know what to do with myself, really.
20:31How old are you?
20:3219?
20:3220.
20:34Your whole life ahead of you.
20:37It's 1986.
20:39You can have whatever you want.
20:42So Cosmo tells us.
20:48Back into battle.
20:50How many children do you have?
20:52Two.
20:52Three, counting my husband.
20:55He works for Corineum too.
20:56You didn't say.
20:57I talk about my husband as little as possible.
21:00He does enough of that himself.
21:04I'm gonna get you.
21:12I'm gonna get you.
21:14You can't catch me.
21:15Hello.
21:17What's going on?
21:34Oh, my God.
21:35There's fire.
21:37Oh, there's fire!
21:38Oh!
21:49Oh, come on.
21:52Oh!
21:53Oh!
21:54Oh!
21:55Oh!
21:57Oh!
22:09Oh!
22:10Oh!
22:13Fire!
22:21Dead fowl.
22:22Your tits are at least six inches over the line.
22:24Well, you can't fold, then.
22:25You're at least ten inches over the line.
22:30Damn it.
22:33Don't be shy, darling.
22:36Your fields are on fire.
22:40And it's the quickest way to get rid of the stubble after the harvest?
22:43Could you...
22:45So you separated them on purpose?
22:47Sorry.
22:49Who the fuck are you and why are you here?
22:50What about the animals? The rabbits and voles and birds?
22:53Yes, and the lovely ickle earwig.
22:55Should I stop ploughing my fields because it's cruel to wood lice?
22:57You're murdering them.
22:58Do you want me to give them a state funeral?
23:03What the hell?
23:04I called the fire brigade.
23:08Get off my land before I call the police as well and take that brute back to its pigsty!
23:16You are utterly abhorrent!
23:27Well, I was born an original sinner
23:32I was born from original sin
23:35And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done
23:40There'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin
23:43You ordered a full-bodied Argentine.
23:46And the wine, Basil.
23:47Yes. Have you tried this one before? It's very, very nice. I'm assuming we're on expenses.
23:53Baz enjoys helping me spend carineal money.
23:56I do.
23:57Oh, wonderful. Now, I must say I loved your coverage of the royal wedding, Charles.
24:02Thank you, Baz.
24:04Thank you, Baz.
24:04Andrew and Fergie are a modern-day fairytale.
24:06Well, you know what they say about redheads?
24:08Enjoy, chaps.
24:10That's Tony's bro?
24:11Half-brother.
24:12He got a good half.
24:14The mother had a scandalous fling with an Argentinian polo player.
24:18Basil was the result.
24:20Baz was always the favourite with Daddy, despite his dubious origins.
24:25And poor Tony just never managed to catch up.
24:27Is he all a grudge?
24:28Tony, darling, he cultivates them like rare orchids.
24:31Artists. Tony cultivates artists.
24:34You're in safe hands.
24:35We're so lucky to have such a strong leader at the helm.
24:38Hello, Archie.
24:39I'll have the liver and marmalade and radicchio salad.
24:46And for you, sir?
24:48Steak.
24:48Still mooing.
24:57Tony's son.
24:58Working here for the summer holidays.
25:00Teaching his children the value of money.
25:02And tell me, is Cameron Cook as big a bitch as she seems?
25:07She is a genius.
25:12So we ripped up the treatment, aged all the characters down ten years,
25:17and gave them some desire.
25:18The men were all dickless.
25:20So I said to Tony, our audience wants to fantasize
25:23about being banged over the sink while doing the dishes.
25:26And Four Men Went to Moe is now the top-rated network drama of the year.
25:31Looking good, boys.
25:32I smell like Sunday lunch.
25:34You look delicious.
25:35Everybody, this is Lady Gosling, chairwoman of the Independent Broadcasting Authority.
25:39Best behavior, everyone.
25:42And this is the Declan set.
25:44Yes, very impressive.
25:45You're rather impressive, aren't you?
25:48Where did Tony find you?
25:50New York.
25:52August 26th, 1970.
25:54I marched with Gloria Steinem on the Women's Strike for Equality.
25:58My mom was on that march.
26:01Don't iron while the strike is hot.
26:04I think you'll be pleased with the efforts we've made to address your concerns.
26:07I am not your Barbie doll.
26:11And Declan O'Hara's presence on the Carinium team, it just nudges that political dial leftwards.
26:16And the board.
26:17If you want to hang onto your franchise, then Carinium's board needs strengthening.
26:21Well, have you thought of Rupert Campbell Black?
26:26Rupert's presence would give you legitimacy, Anthony.
26:29I don't like taking people's franchises away, but Rupert would give Carinium real sparkle.
26:35I want to be convinced that I'm backing the right horse.
26:39Tell me more about your mother.
26:42My mother's into fallacies.
26:43Really?
26:51I mean, they don't tell you when you leave the BBC.
26:55Yes, there's a lot more money in independent television,
26:58but you're going up against 14 other regional companies just like you.
27:02And then there's franchise renewal.
27:05Well, that's, what, once every five years?
27:06Yeah, but the anxiety is constant.
27:08Because some other company can just waltz in and take your franchise away.
27:13We may not have had biscuits at the BBC, but all we had to do was make television.
27:18Do you think I made the wrong move?
27:20Oh, no.
27:21Granada have Coronation Street.
27:23LWT has Blind Date.
27:25Carinium now has you.
27:27You're the golden goose, darling.
27:28Take it back and let Tony fucking fatten you up.
27:33The foie gras is divine here, by the way.
27:54The foie gras is divine here, by the way.
27:55But...
28:02I wish I was coming too.
28:03I've only been invited so I can drive Mummy and Daddy home when they're drunk.
28:06Oh, you've already met Rupert. It's not fair.
28:09He's always Willie.
28:10He's vile.
28:11Oh, that journalist is so lucky to be shagging him.
28:15What are you looking for?
28:16Oh, the bright blue Minnie.
28:20Do you think it's gonna happen again?
28:21What?
28:23Mummy.
28:28Now we're here, I quite want to stay.
28:30Taggy!
28:32Oh, let's go!
28:36What?
28:37You're wearing Taggy's dress?
28:39Uh, I wore this to Bono's Christmas party.
28:41It was mine then too.
28:42Oh, you're so touchy these days.
28:44Look, we are going to go and meet the most wonderful people this afternoon.
28:48I'm excited.
28:52Leaving London's going to be good for her and Daddy, isn't it?
28:56It will be.
28:58I'll be okay.
29:00I promise.
29:16Vernon will meet me when the poor act lands.
29:19The keys to the MG will be in his hands.
29:24Adjust to the driving and I'm on my way.
29:29It's all on the right side of Montego Bay.
29:33Sing down.
29:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
29:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
29:42Come sing me love.
29:44Come sing me Montego Bay.
29:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
29:49Well done, darling.
29:50Great turnout again, I must say.
29:53As I've told them to up the proportion of orange juice in the Bucksville.
29:57Don't everyone plastered like last year.
30:00So, which one do you want for your board?
30:03Is it the electronics millionaire chap?
30:05Freddie Jones.
30:06Don't be there with a touch.
30:09I'll get him onto satellite technology.
30:11You can ask her if she's made any friends in the area yet.
30:13She's opened a boutique in Colchester.
30:16So, you should offer to pop in and buy something.
30:20Hmm.
30:22Is Miss Cook coming?
30:25Couldn't drag her away from the studio.
30:28Declan goes live in a matter of days.
30:31And here's our star.
30:36Ah.
30:38You're even more beautiful in the flesh, Mrs. O'Hara.
30:42Declan.
30:42Tony.
30:43I'm so glad you're here.
30:44Everyone's dying to meet some new people.
30:46We're all very bored of each other.
30:48The Maud O'Hara.
30:50My favourite actress, Baz.
30:52The better baddie.
30:54If you say so.
30:56So please you can make it, Basil.
30:57Declan, let me show you off to some board members.
30:59Why don't we get you a drink?
31:02You were wonderful, Mrs. Lady Macbeth.
31:04Come on.
31:17Not going to Lord B's party.
31:19I turned Tony down.
31:21Not my kind of crowd.
31:22Is that the only reason?
31:25What other reason would there be?
31:29Steve.
31:29I want your opinion.
31:30I'm not paid to have opinions.
31:33Now, I agreed to ditch the sofa, but why a desk?
31:35He's not a news anchor.
31:37Perhaps he wants to hide behind it.
31:39Huh.
31:40It's not because he hasn't got good legs.
31:42I've looked.
31:44Steve.
31:47Move the desk off the set for a minute.
31:49Declan asked for the desk.
31:50Yeah, I want to see it without the desk.
31:51It's just we built the desk.
31:52I'm not telling you to burn a damn thing.
31:54I'm telling you to move it so I can see the set.
31:55Can you do that?
31:56All right, keep your wig on.
31:59That's funny.
32:01You know what isn't funny?
32:03Looking for another fucking job.
32:15It's better.
32:16See?
32:17It's better.
32:27Oh, Rupert's arrived.
32:33Really?
32:35That's Gerald.
32:36Rupert's aide.
32:38We go way back.
32:41Where's your gorgeous Lord of Martha?
32:43He's not here.
32:44Damn it.
32:45I have a pile of papers for him to sign it.
32:46I can only pin him down at parties.
32:48You can pin me down later if you like.
32:49I have a pile of papers.
32:51Oh.
32:52Oh.
32:53Oh.
32:54Well, overall, thank you.
32:56Actually, I think I might just...
33:00Lizzie.
33:01Lizzie.
33:02Um, I think the mum wants you.
33:06He doesn't want me.
33:07That's my husband.
33:10It's all right.
33:28It's all right.
33:31Thank you, darling.
33:32Feel like I should be reading the news.
33:35Fortunately, we have the wonderful James Varica to do that instead.
33:39Um, now, you know what?
33:40I won't keep you from your lunch.
33:41Uh, but I'm very glad to have you all here to celebrate Carinium's newest star with me.
33:47Ladies and gentlemen, Declan O'Hara.
33:55Declan joins Carinium, of course, on the crest of a wave.
33:58Uh, wonderful ratings for our prestige drama Four Men Went to Mow.
34:03Who knew arable farming could be so sexy?
34:06Uh, and with revenue from our sales to America, we are confident that this is going to be our most
34:14successful autumn ever!
34:15ever!
34:16Yeah!
34:17Jumped over six full grown men!
34:26Oh, my God.
34:27It's him.
34:28So, sorry, sorry.
34:30Didn't mean to steal your thunder?
34:31No fire engines with you today.
34:36Um, please, uh, go on to your speech.
34:39Oh, hello, darling.
34:41Hello.
34:42Um, but, Declan, you are undoubtedly the jewel in the Carinium crown.
34:48And I know everyone here joins me in welcoming you,
34:51your wife, Maud, and your daughter, Agatha,
34:54to our Cotchester family.
34:56Declan O'Hara, ladies and gentlemen.
35:06Lunch, everybody.
35:08Good lunch.
35:17Desert loving in your eyes all the way
35:23If I listened to your lies, would you say
35:29I am a man
35:33Without conviction
35:34Look at all this gorgeous food.
35:36I'm a man
35:38Who doesn't know
35:40People are always saying,
35:42you should write a book, Mrs Jones.
35:43You've led such a fascinating life.
35:45How funny.
35:46People are always telling me I should open a shop.
35:49Oh.
35:51So, where have you moved to?
35:52Which year?
35:53Green Lawns.
35:54It's a lovely house now.
35:55We've added the extension and double glazed over those draughty old windows.
35:58Those Victorians must have worn a lot of jumpers.
36:01Oh.
36:03Very good.
36:04But the only house I know around there is Bottom Hollow Court.
36:06Green Lawns sounded so much prettier,
36:08especially now we've landscaped the garden.
36:10No tatties, Fred Fred.
36:15Lord Baddingham is wooing my Fred Fred for his board.
36:19I'm encouraging him to get more cultured.
36:21We could do with a few more caring wives at Corinna.
36:24Oh, please.
36:26Call me Mousy.
36:28I love my friends do.
36:29Shall we go and find somewhere to perch?
36:31Let's.
36:32Mousy.
36:34Do move on to something soft, darling.
36:35We don't want the hump ball again.
36:37I do so enjoy your couple.
36:42My husband tells me you're one of the most powerful men in England.
36:47Yeah, I suppose I am.
36:48And I expect you're allowed a few potatoes.
36:53One potato, two potato, three.
36:56Shall we find my booze?
37:01Hello, Declan.
37:03I'll see you later.
37:05We were all so surprised when you left the BBC for Corinna.
37:09Do you miss your integrity?
37:10Or do you feel lighter without it?
37:13Or was it the private eye called you?
37:15The first not quite a lady of Fleet Street, was it?
37:23Dag.
37:24Have you seen your mother around?
37:25No, I don't know.
37:29I've met a few athletes in my time.
37:31They always get what they want.
37:33And what do we want?
37:34To win.
37:36Well, sadly, I'm not show jumping anymore.
37:39Well, you're still athletic.
37:43You're certainly too disturbing to be living across the valley.
37:51Ah, there you are.
37:53Finally.
37:55Sure guy himself.
37:57Mr. Cumberblack.
37:59Getting to know the neighbours?
38:01Huh.
38:03Taggy, have you met Rupert?
38:05No.
38:06Think I'd remember.
38:07Agatha.
38:08That's my daughter.
38:09Hey, Taggy.
38:11I hear you did a hatchet job on poor Stratton.
38:14That I'd have loved to see.
38:16Hmm.
38:20Shall you make a dent in Tony's whiskey collection?
38:25Why not?
38:41Are you hiding again?
38:43Well, they're just at the end of Das Rheingold.
38:45I need you out there with me.
38:47Bloody Rupert.
38:48I want to get this over with.
38:49No, come here.
38:54I can't believe I'm going to him for legitimacy.
38:57All he did for his status was to be born into him.
38:59It's just social currency, darling.
39:00It's the way the world works.
39:02Public school, why go?
39:03Well, should we send Archie to a comprehensive and save on the school fees?
39:07He'll only make you feel inferior if you give him permission.
39:11Now, deep breath.
39:12Shoulders back.
39:14Goodbye.
39:19Working the weekend?
39:20I hope Tony's paying you handsomely, Ginger.
39:23Come on, dogs.
39:26Took some digging, but I found these.
39:28I think you'll enjoy them.
39:30It's a little Declan O'Hara insurance.
39:33Ooh.
39:42Hmm.
39:57Peaceful is the country that is strongly earned.
40:01Hmm.
40:02Baddingham family motto.
40:05Circa 1972.
40:10Lord Pop-Pop, Tony's father, made his millions in munitions during the war.
40:15That's why Tony married Lady Monica of the Glen.
40:19He had Daddy's cash.
40:21Mon-mon had the house.
40:22And what Tony wants, most of all, class.
40:28Why are the English so obsessed with class?
40:32Money.
40:32Declan?
40:33I was only asking Mr. Cumberblock a question, Lord.
40:37Rupert.
40:38You've met Declan, then?
40:39Anyone want another drink?
40:40Oh.
40:41Well, you found one.
40:42Hmm.
40:44It's decent scotch.
40:45Did Monica choose it?
40:46Ha, ha, ha, ha.
40:48Ignore us.
40:49Our families go back a long way.
40:51Not that far.
40:53Listen.
40:54Er, can I have a word, Rupert, in private?
40:56A business proposition.
40:57Well, we're all friends here.
40:59Nothing you can say to me that dear Morty shouldn't hear?
41:02I am not drinking sherry with the wives while the men have all the fun.
41:06Oh, you want to be here when Tony asks me to be on his board?
41:17Well, all right.
41:20It's a lucrative game.
41:21I thought you wanted.
41:23It's so hard to take you seriously, Tony.
41:25You just always sound like you're playing Monopoly.
41:28Ha!
41:29The answer's no.
41:31Lady Gosling thinks I can give you some class, help you keep your franchise, but I'm not using
41:36my family name so you can buy yourself a bigger helicopter.
41:42Uh, Tony, Paul Stratton's here.
41:45Ah!
41:48Sorry we're late, everyone.
41:50Bit of trouble getting out of bed, actually.
41:52Yeah, you know what newlyweds are like.
41:55Oh, mind yourself in those jeans.
41:57You bend over your eyes all pop out.
41:58And the new Mrs. Stratton.
42:01Now, you are very welcome up.
42:04Great.
42:04Well done, Paul.
42:08Do you know Declan O'Hara?
42:09Oh, yes.
42:10Yeah.
42:10You did us all a favour, actually, Mr. O'Hara.
42:13Good to get everything out in the open.
42:15We're insanely happy.
42:16Aren't we, Paul?
42:17I'm a new man.
42:22Excuse me.
42:29Oh, son.
42:41I heard about you catching Campbell Black playing tennis in the Noddy.
42:47That's enough to upset anyone.
42:49Who knows about that?
42:51Well, the whole valley knows about the fire engines.
42:56And I know who the mystery woman was now.
42:59Don't I?
43:05Don't I?
43:12Don't I?
43:18Don't I?
43:22Don't I?
43:25Oh.
43:52you know you're dancing with the devil don't you says the man who works for
43:56tatcher let's hope you've got rhythm
44:18oh ain't coming
44:24you bastard
44:25you've been shagging sarah stratton too
44:34it was only tennis
44:59fuck
45:21I'm going to ruin you
45:36I'm so sorry
45:42I wouldn't mind but that's my car
45:57so it's Rupert now is it?
45:59it was a conversation I was conversing
46:01you're all over him
46:02oh now I can't even talk to a man without you assuming that I'm after him
46:06oh grow up
46:06I didn't ask to come here
46:09you're the one that took the check and just sold us all out
46:11yeah maude it's a horrible house and you live a terrible life
46:15oh my god they're all horses and dogs and houses and cars and who's got the longest fucking driveway
46:22oh my god the men are all desperate to ride anything as long as they're not married to it
46:26but the wives jesus they haven't had an orgasm since pony club camp
46:32oh my god that's not her scissor
46:43everyone was looking at you
46:45huh
46:47and did you like that
46:49oh god
46:50oh god
46:51how much
46:51how much
46:52how much is it like that
46:54tell me
46:55oh my god
46:56oh my god
47:06oh my god
47:26oh my god
47:45Yeah!
47:47Yeah!
47:48Stop it!
47:51Stop it!
48:21Yes.
48:23Yes, fine.
48:26No, it was, uh, a buffet table.
48:31Of course, see you at 9am.
48:34You have a good evening, Prime Minister.
48:42Come on, dogs.
48:43Daddy's in trouble again.
49:03Mummy and Daddy are clearly back on track.
49:06Was Rupert there?
49:07Yeah.
49:09I think so.
49:19As she gazed at the O'Caseys for their burnished bohemian beauty,
49:23entering this world of unbridled passion, she worried.
49:29Little did Dermot O'Casey know that he had brought his family into the wild.
49:34Into a world of untamable beasts, giving in to their basest needs.
49:48Hungry for sex.
49:55Hungry for status.
50:00Hungry for love.
50:10Hungry for power.
50:12You know, Campbell Black is finished after today.
50:15Hungry for comfort.
50:17Are you coming to bed?
50:18You had better be stopped while I'm naked and I'll get through that.
50:24Good dog.
50:25Good dog.
50:26Slide out.
50:34My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
50:45I just can't get enough.
50:47I just can't get enough.
50:49I just can't get enough.
50:51I just can't get enough.
50:54Because as seductive as his predators might be,
50:57one should always beware of being eaten.
51:13Oh, my ass!
51:25This is a surprise.
51:27The Prime Minister wasn't thrilled about seeing her minister's private lives
51:30splashed all over the papers.
51:32Paul Stratton's been shuffled to the back benches.
51:35Oh, dear.
51:35Have you lost your job?
51:37No, not at all.
51:38No, no, Mrs. Thatcher's given me a promotion.
51:41I'm her new minister for sport, so...
51:46I couldn't have done it without you.
51:49You had to come all this way to tell me that?
51:53I want you to keep your grubby little nose out of my affairs.
51:58Maggie will see through you soon enough, you overprivileged cunt.
52:07I have to try harder than that if you want to beat me, Lord Battingham.
52:18Come on.
52:21Come on.
52:22All right, the world will be quiet.
52:28Oh, oh, ha, ha, ha.
52:41All right, the world will be quiet.
52:47CHEERS!
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