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00:19What the fuck?
00:21What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, you psycho, why the fuck am
00:27I'm going to die to a chair, what the fuck, oh god, oh, it's okay, it's okay, are you, how
00:35are you, how am I, how the fuck do you think I am, what did you do to me, Vlad,
00:42I'm sorry,
00:44we were, we were so drunk, and then you said that you might want to be dominated, just,
00:52just try it, but then nothing happened, because I myself was so drunk, and then, god, I passed
00:58out, and this whole thing is just a huge misunderstanding, and I'm going to get you out of here right
01:02now, okay, okay, get you out right now, there we go, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, did we,
01:17um, did we do anything, no, no, no, nothing happened, I promise, god, I told you, um, I told
01:30you, god, this is really hard to say, but last night I told you that Cynthia and John are
01:39having an affair, um, are you, you sure, I caught them together, I'm so sorry, can I stay here
02:06tonight, he slept in the guest room, I couldn't tell what he was thinking when we parted ways,
02:24so in the morning I left him a note, a number for a car service, and I went to the
02:28store,
02:31now it's on him to decide, it's his choice,
02:41he'll probably never speak to me again, maybe he'll call the police,
02:47I wouldn't blame him, it was a mistake, people make mistakes, and I made one,
03:21hello?
03:29the door can stick, uh, you better come around, I thought you'd left, I just went for a walk,
03:49okay, how, how are you feeling?
03:56that was the best sleep I've had in three years
04:00oh, would you like coffee?
04:03I'd love some
04:11you, uh, dropped your phone in the toilet last night, I, I could put it in some rice, or
04:18a nice one, Vlad
04:28thanks
04:36is it not, not okay?
04:39it's the best coffee I've had in my entire life
04:43I'm gonna do some journaling
04:45oh
04:52he's still here
05:06okay
05:07come on
05:18may I um
05:21Um, can I ask what your plan might be?
05:28Well, the way I see it, Cynthia got to run away.
05:32What?
05:34She left me with Fi.
05:35You mean when she tried to...
05:36Kill herself.
05:37Yes.
05:40You can't really call that room away.
05:42You know, she found something that I'd written about that day, and she made me throw it away.
05:47It was the first good thing I'd written since my last book.
05:52Oh, she said it belonged to her.
05:56Right.
05:58And now she's fucking someone else?
06:00Sorry, but when she, um...
06:04You knew where she was.
06:07She doesn't know where you are.
06:08No, she kind of does.
06:11Basically.
06:12How?
06:15You told her.
06:19Yeah, you wrote her on my phone without needing time.
06:22What?
06:23I have my laptop with me.
06:27And I saw the text messages on my computer.
06:30Yeah, you have a Wi-Fi next to the bed.
06:32Probably rentals, I guess.
06:34Oh, well, drunk.
06:35You must have, um, decided to...
06:37No, you wrote that.
06:39I didn't write that.
06:42I know I didn't.
06:46It's okay.
06:49It's okay.
06:50It's interesting.
06:58Did you put something in my drink last night?
07:00I would never do something like that.
07:06I will leave you.
07:09Good, because I'm telling the truth.
07:16I'm gonna take out a boat.
07:40I'm gonna take out a boat.
07:41I'm gonna take out a boat.
07:46He wants to stay.
08:04Hello.
08:06You answered.
08:07How's it going?
08:08It's a fucking farce.
08:09They say it'll be done by tonight.
08:12Are you mad at me?
08:13You know, I was thinking about it.
08:14And, um, making my wife sit by my side
08:17during my Title IX hearing
08:20just didn't feel like us.
08:24Right.
08:24As long as you're fucking riddled with guilt.
08:27You gonna tell me where you are?
08:28No.
08:29They're starting back up.
08:30They're starting back up.
08:31I gotta go.
08:32Is that Sid?
08:33Can I speak to her?
08:34You okay?
08:35Yeah.
08:36Are you okay?
08:37Yeah.
08:39You're very impressive.
08:48Oh, the kayak tipped.
08:50Oh, but you're all right?
08:52Yeah, I'm fine.
08:53I just need to get out of those wet clothes
08:54and into a dry martini.
08:57It's from The Simpsons.
09:01And there are some pants of John's in the dresser.
09:04You don't like me like this.
09:09D.H. Lawrence is great.
09:11You forget.
09:12You think he's gonna be nuts,
09:13and then he's amazing.
09:14Oh, yes.
09:15The first line is something like,
09:17ours is essentially a tragic age,
09:19so we refuse to take it tragically.
09:23Gosh, you're impressive.
09:24Oh, please.
09:25I just learned all those first lines
09:26so I can show off to boys like you.
09:28Oh, it's effective.
09:33Is that your new book?
09:35Oh.
09:37Oh.
09:38Yeah.
09:39Yes.
09:40Do you like it?
09:42It's the best work I've ever done,
09:44but I'm still trying to figure out an ending.
09:48Do you want to write together?
09:51No.
09:53I'll go get my computer.
09:54Uh, well, where are your clothes?
09:56I can wash them.
09:57Uh, they are on the porch.
10:02The jeans can't go in the dryer.
10:10It's okay.
10:14He made me feel dirty.
10:18I dropped out of school shortly after.
10:22Did you ever alert the school
10:23about what had transpired?
10:25No.
10:26Why not?
10:28I was ashamed of myself.
10:31I thought professors were gods.
10:35I was just a townie kid,
10:37and all I had was being good at school.
10:45I don't want to ruin anyone's life.
10:48But I was so vulnerable back then,
10:50and him doing that,
10:53it wasn't...
10:57kind.
11:06You were in his wife's class?
11:09Yes.
11:09What was the nature of your relationship with her?
11:21Honestly, I didn't know her that well.
11:26She was a good teacher.
11:40She used to be a girl who tried to
11:49and he was heard of her.
12:03Did you ever have an affair with a student?
12:06No.
12:07Yes.
12:09But he was a grad student.
12:11He was in his late 20s and I was in my early 30s.
12:17I was in my prime.
12:18Well, you're still in your prime.
12:20Not in the same way.
12:21And he was, um, I was wild about him.
12:25Why?
12:26He made the most incredible eye contact.
12:57He was just walking behind him.
12:58He was hiding.
13:06I was just walking home.
13:15And that's what he was walking on.
13:21you're so good in there honey thank you so now we just see what happens right
13:29Alexis is on her way we're gonna head back to the city but they said it'd be
13:33any minute till we get the big old verdict you don't need me for that part
13:53it's been so long since anybody's cook for me that was um that was special I'm happy you enjoyed it
14:02today was productive I wrote 12 pages I'm so glad I I actually didn't write a word
14:10so distracted sure so how long do you think John and Cynthia have been at it
14:19I really don't want to think about that
14:56I need to tell you something
15:00I did something bad
15:06I didn't hand it my paper professor
15:11my trouble
15:16excuse me
15:37I am I'm so sorry oh god don't be sorry please
15:44didn't you say that that's that's what we're gonna do last night I don't want to act out your
15:49high school fantasy of some pervy older woman I that that's not what I want I thought that's
15:54what you wanted don't I want I want to do what you want well I want you to do what
15:58you want
15:58how do I make you happy please don't try to make me happy
16:10God Vlad did I make it all up
16:17what
16:19oh I'm gonna
16:23I'm gonna go get ready for bed
16:26should I join you stop asking me questions
16:57when I saw you at that faculty meeting I wanted to do this to you
17:09oh my god
17:11and when I came over that first time
17:17I wanted
17:19to do this
17:20and when I came over to swim
17:36I wanted to do this
17:43I remember in the conference room that one day
17:48I wanted you on your knees
17:50under the table
17:52oh fuck
17:53I can't do this off
18:12no I can't do it
18:24oh my god
18:26I'm coming
18:34we're so high
18:37we're so high
18:38I'm coming
18:52I'm coming
19:04I'm coming
19:06I'm coming
19:07I'm coming
19:07I'm coming
19:08You sure?
19:09Yes!
20:06You can go to the guest room.
20:11Okay.
20:52Oh!
20:52Ah!
20:54What the hell?
20:55It's me!
20:56Oh!
21:00I like his undies.
21:02Fuck you, man.
21:03Oh, where are you going?
21:07Nice work.
21:09Seriously.
21:10I'm impressed.
21:11If you say one more word, I will kill you.
21:22Don't get too close.
21:23Oh, I'm freezing.
21:28Are those my pants?
21:29Vlad has been staying in the guest room because he needed a little space.
21:32That's all.
21:33You don't have to lie.
21:34You're not allowed to say anything, right?
21:35Oh, I'm allowed to say exactly what I want.
21:36For any reason.
21:37But even more so, even more so, even more so, even more so, what about you and Cynthia?
21:42What?
21:43Cynthia?
21:44Yeah.
21:45What?
21:46Hey.
21:46Stop fucking laughing.
21:48I'm sorry.
21:49I can't help it.
21:50Friends.
21:51Cynthia is way above my pay grade.
21:53What?
21:54No.
21:54You said you caught them.
21:56Right?
21:56Caught us doing what?
21:57I did.
21:58I, I, I saw you together at some, at some, uh, you were with her.
22:05Yeah, well, unlike the two of you, we were not fucking.
22:10Cynthia's finishing her memoir and I'm writing an epic poem.
22:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
22:15So you, you, you weren't betraying you?
22:19No, sir.
22:23You said you saw them together.
22:25Well, I did.
22:26I, I thought I did.
22:27You were writing?
22:29You are not the only one that can write.
22:31At two o'clock in the morning.
22:32That's right.
22:32We take drugs and then we write.
22:35It's fun.
22:35What?
22:37Oh, he's this shit!
22:38I'm gonna go!
22:40What the hell is wrong with you?
22:41She's sober, you fuck!
22:43Cynthia can make her own choices!
22:44No, she can!
22:45You have no idea what she's doing!
22:46Stop!
22:49It was her idea!
22:50Of course it was!
22:51Cause she's an addict!
22:52She bought them, I kept them.
22:53It's like a half an Adderall.
22:55She's fine!
22:55Oh, you have no fucking clue, you moron!
22:58She just wants to get this book done and move out of that fucking condo so it can stop
23:01being about you all the time.
23:02What?
23:03When has it ever been about me?
23:15Can I borrow your phone?
23:17Why?
23:18To call my fucking wife!
23:20Oh.
23:21Yeah, sure.
23:24Tell her I said hi!
23:26Fuck you!
23:26Shut your fucking mouth!
23:44You wanna know about the hearing?
23:45Yes.
23:49The complaints were dismissed.
23:51I won't teach again but I got to keep my pension so I won.
23:56You don't seem happy.
23:58I think it was a mistake to involve Sydney.
24:01She'll get over it.
24:02No, I think I fucked it up for a while.
24:05Okay.
24:08I had a thought.
24:10Mhm.
24:12Maybe we revisit our agreement.
24:16What do you mean?
24:18We're not getting any younger.
24:21We could...
24:23Recommit.
24:24I mean, isn't this all starting to feel a little sad?
24:28After you're finished, of course.
24:32What did she say?
24:35Uh...
24:36She said that...
24:38that you...
24:41help her feel like a normal human.
24:46I don't know.
24:49Well, I'm going to bed.
24:55Okay.
25:11You wanna know what I want?
25:13What?
25:20I want you to meet me here once a week.
25:28Say you will.
25:52You inspire me.
26:01You inspire me.
26:05There was a time in my life...
26:07and that was the most exciting thing someone could say to me.
26:21I'm just getting my notebooks.
26:24Should I...
26:25change the sheets?
26:28It might be wise.
26:30It might be wise.
26:31Was it everything you wanted?
26:32John.
26:34It's the best feeling though, isn't it?
26:35What?
26:37Desire.
26:38I thought it was about desire, but it's not about that as much as...
26:42What?
26:44What the desire did.
26:46It was invigorating.
26:48It gave me this.
26:49I got your groove back.
26:51Jesus.
26:51She's still got it.
26:53John, please.
26:55So what's it about?
26:59I'll, uh...
27:01I'll let you read it when it's published.
27:03Think it'll sell?
27:04I think it could give me a whole new life.
27:07You want a whole new life?
27:08I want choices.
27:10I want options.
27:11I want...
27:11Power.
27:12I think the kids call it agency.
27:17Are you...
27:19coming to bed?
27:23I don't know.
27:26You don't like that ending?
27:37It has recently come to my attention that both Vladimir and John are thinking of me as a character in
27:44their own story.
27:47And they both have an idea about how it's gonna play out.
27:53But there are forces beyond anyone's control.
28:01A fire breaks out when we're asleep.
28:05Just like in a gothic novel.
28:08As though that obsession, that thrill of desire...
28:12Goes up in flames.
28:15John! Wake up!
28:16John!
28:17Wake up!
28:18Get up!
28:19There's a fire! Get up!
28:21Oh, shit! What happened?
28:22Shit!
28:24Fucking door is stuck! Get out of the fucking way!
28:26And...
28:27I understand...
28:28Get out of the fucking way!
28:29I got out of the fucking way!
28:31Get out of the fucking way!
28:32Get away, you fucking...
28:34That I have to make a choice.
28:36Get out of the fucking way!
28:38Get out of the fucking way!
28:45Wait, wait, wait! Where are you going!?
28:49Hey, wait! Wait! Stop! What are you doing?
28:52Wait!
28:57A whole new life.
29:13And this is how it plays out.
29:17I finish my book about a woman's obsession with her younger colleague.
29:23Vlad writes a book about a tender affair with an older professor.
29:28Mine does much better.
29:30It speaks to a certain need.
29:34Don't worry.
29:36I call 911.
29:37Everybody gets out.
29:47You don't believe me?
29:51Why are men great till they gotta be great?
29:55I just took a DNA test.
29:58Turns out I'm 100% that bitch.
30:01Even when I'm crying crazy.
30:02Yeah, I got boy problems.
30:04That's the human in me.
30:05Bling, bling.
30:06Then I saw them.
30:07That's the goddess in me.
30:08You could have had a bad bitch.
30:10Not committal.
30:11Help you with your career.
30:13Just a little.
30:14You're supposed to hold me down.
30:16But you're holding me back.
30:17And that's the sound.
30:19Of me not calling you back.
30:21Why are men great till they gotta be great?
30:24Don't text me.
30:25Tell it straight to my face.
30:27Best friends set me down in the salon chair.
30:30Shampoo press get you out of my hair.
30:33Fresh photos with the bomb lighting.
30:36New man on the Minnesota Vikings.
30:39Truth hurts me.
30:41There's something more exciting.
30:42Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
30:46With the bomb lighting.
30:49Yeah.
30:51Oh, oh.
31:03We'll see you next time.
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