00:00All right, part two of this.
00:02I'm kind of, I'm actually very.
00:04It's football today, but it's Rico's got some odds.
00:07Just some early summer fun here.
00:09David, go ahead.
00:12I still vote we get these bells at Greater Life.
00:15I just think mass would hit a whole lot different with these.
00:19You may be right, Michael.
00:21You may be right.
00:22That would be pretty amazing.
00:24Okay.
00:24David's uncle with three bow ties on, because that's his move.
00:27If the Pistons would have won, they could have afforded it.
00:31Well, the Pistons screwed over that.
00:33We could have bought the chimes with our ticket.
00:36We were going with a crystal cathedral.
00:38It would have been amazing.
00:39An oil painting of David riding a stallion in the paper collar.
00:44Let's continue.
00:45Is that David or Jesus?
00:48All right.
00:49All right.
00:49Before we get to Super Bowl odds, Mike, you were once a video game person.
00:55Sure.
00:56Kenny, I know you do.
00:57And, David, I think you play with your boys.
00:59So, before we get to the Super Bowl odds, guys.
01:01Video games.
01:02Video games.
01:03Yeah.
01:04You said something there.
01:05I just want to clarify.
01:06I play video games with my boys.
01:08Move along.
01:09Dude, really?
01:10Like, I don't think.
01:11Okay.
01:11Just move forward.
01:13Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing here.
01:15Yeah.
01:16The five people to be on the cover of the new Madden game.
01:20Well, this is the Madden curse.
01:22Correct.
01:22So, basically, this means these people will be tank-delled by week five.
01:26So, yes.
01:27There are no odds, but here's who the five people that they think will be the most likely.
01:32Now, one of these is going to die.
01:35This is what happens with Madden most years.
01:37You want to take a guess?
01:38Josh Allen.
01:39Josh Allen?
01:40No.
01:41Okay.
01:41Then I'm done.
01:42Go ahead.
01:43There is a quarterback on there, though.
01:45Lamar?
01:45No.
01:49May.
01:51Guys, think West Coast.
01:54Think Justin Herbert?
01:55Used to be here.
01:56Stafford?
01:57Bing, bing.
01:58Yes.
01:59Oh, man.
01:59The Rams are so effed.
02:01Another name.
02:03Stafford's going to lose his cane and not be able to walk.
02:05Two running backs.
02:06Possibly could be on the cover.
02:08Don't say Jameer Gibbs.
02:10Gibbs is not.
02:11Thank God.
02:11Okay.
02:121,200 yards downloading.
02:14But his rival, Saquon?
02:16No.
02:19Have you seen him run?
02:21B. John.
02:22Oh, no.
02:23Bad enough.
02:24They got to a quarterback.
02:25Now, B. John's going to get hit by a bus.
02:28And then there's.
02:28Oh, man.
02:30Another running back came famous in the Super Bowl.
02:35Running back became famous in the Super Bowl.
02:38Kenneth Walker.
02:39Kenneth Walker.
02:41Career.
02:41Career over.
02:42Okay.
02:42Got it.
02:43And he did leave a system and a team where everything was perfect.
02:47And you go to a place where they don't really have a running game.
02:51It feels a little Alvin Harper-like.
02:53They got their quarterback killed last year.
02:55Mm-hmm.
02:56Also, a wide receiver.
03:01Okay.
03:01Justin Jefferson.
03:02Walker's teammate.
03:03All right.
03:05KSN?
03:06Yeah.
03:06Wow.
03:07Now we're guaranteed Seattle doesn't make the playoffs.
03:10And then the final name that they are saying.
03:13Okay.
03:13Defensive player.
03:15All right.
03:16Will Anderson?
03:17No.
03:17A little older.
03:19A lot older.
03:21Not that far from here.
03:24The mistake by the lake.
03:26Miles Garrett.
03:27Yeah.
03:29Lyle's Garrett.
03:30All right.
03:31Let's get to see.
03:31Do you remember, though, when every year whoever was on the cover of Madden died?
03:34Yes.
03:35I mean, died.
03:36Oh, yes.
03:37It was like, oh, no.
03:38I'm going to be the one to break the curse.
03:40No, you're not.
03:40You won't.
03:41No, you're not.
03:41Well, it's done.
03:43You had a Calvin Johnson, I think, was dealing with stuff that year.
03:47Right.
03:47And then everyone was like, no, I'm going to be the one to break the curse.
03:50Like, guy, just no.
03:52Just embrace it and no.
03:54Okay.
03:55Here's some things that you can actually bet on.
03:59Back to Super Bowl odds based off of the schedule game coming out.
04:04The Super Bowl winning state.
04:08Meaning you get kind of the field.
04:10You pick the state, and if anybody from that state wins, you win.
04:15Want to take a guess?
04:17California.
04:18California.
04:18Kenny on the roll.
04:20Yeah, you get Chargers and Rams.
04:21That's a strong poll.
04:22Plus the Niners is an outside shot.
04:24Plus 335.
04:27That's a really good poll by Kenny.
04:30You want to take a guess as well?
04:31No, because he took the one state I'd want.
04:34Kenny wins, I lose.
04:35Well, yeah.
04:36If this were yes or no, I'd award Kenny 55 points.
04:39All right, I'll take it.
04:39But then I'll take it all away because it's raining.
04:42Oh.
04:44I'll go to state of New York.
04:45Yes.
04:47Number two.
04:48Oh, because of Buffalo?
04:49Yeah.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Plus 850.
04:52The Giants and Jets are just an absolute drag on your finances in that play.
04:59Next is followed by Maryland at plus 925.
05:04Oh.
05:04Because you get Baltimore in.
05:05Baltimore, but also the Redskins play.
05:08Not Redskins.
05:09The Commanders play in Maryland.
05:12Mm-hmm.
05:13Aha!
05:14The state of Pennsylvania.
05:16David, I thought you would get that one.
05:17Why would you do that?
05:19Why would they do that?
05:20You get Philly and you get Pittsburgh.
05:22You get nothing.
05:22You get Pittsburgh.
05:23Do you?
05:24You get nothing.
05:25And then there's the state of Texas.
05:28Houston, yes.
05:29Plus 1,200.
05:30But nah, I don't mind Texas.
05:33I think Dallas is going to be really good this year.
05:35I do.
05:37And Houston, we talked about it.
05:38That defense will carry them to 10 or 11.
05:40They'll get in the tournament.
05:42What CJ Stroud looks like.
05:44And again, are the weapons alive?
05:46Nico Collins dying in a playoff game didn't help.
05:49Dalton Schultz being banged up.
05:50Tank Dell being in a wheelchair.
05:52Like, they need some weapons there.
05:54Right.
05:54Or if you don't want to do that, you could take the field at minus 130.
05:59Oh, that's no fun.
06:00So.
06:01I think the California one is awesome.
06:03Because I think the Chargers are legit.
06:05I think the Rams are legit.
06:06And the Niners, as much as I don't like Brock Purdy, they win.
06:09They have a system.
06:11And they're in a division where we know Seattle's going to fall off.
06:15We don't know if the Rams are going to be great.
06:19And Arizona's being held hostage by Jacoby Brissett.
06:23And it's the NFL.
06:23Everything can be wacky.
06:25There's multiple options.
06:26I think if you just go by volume alone, that's not a bad strategy.
06:29I love the pick.
06:31I award you 100 points.
06:32All right.
06:33All right.
06:34How about this?
06:36Super Bowl winning division.
06:39You get the entire division.
06:42Wow.
06:42Okay.
06:43But let's reverse engineer.
06:45How many divisions have two Super Bowl?
06:47All right.
06:48NFC West would be my first choice.
06:50And, Michael, that is the top pick.
06:52That is plus 265.
06:55Okay.
06:56Give me the NFC North.
06:58Packers and Lions.
06:59NFC North.
07:00And Bears.
07:01Comes in third.
07:02Okay.
07:03At plus 410.
07:05That is the NFC East.
07:08NFC East, David.
07:10Last.
07:11Is fifth.
07:12At plus 640.
07:17I'm trying to think.
07:19It's not the AFC East.
07:21AFC East is fourth.
07:23Yeah.
07:23Plus 560.
07:25Who is second?
07:26Who are we missing here, boys?
07:29You've been talking about this team.
07:31The Chargers?
07:32Oh, the AFC West.
07:33Okay.
07:34All right.
07:34All right.
07:35Denver and, yeah, the Chargers.
07:38Kansas City.
07:39Everybody but Raiders.
07:41You get three bites at the apple.
07:43Okay.
07:44Yes.
07:44Plus 400 to round out.
07:48NFC North plus 680.
07:51AFC South plus 740.
07:56NFC South plus 1900.
08:01Yikes.
08:01You're throwing your money away.
08:03That would be very accurate.
08:06Yes.
08:06Also, here's something else that I found very interesting that you can bet.
08:11First time Super Bowl winner.
08:14Either yes or no.
08:17Yes means that you believe in Cincinnati, Buffalo, Cleveland, Arizona, your Chargers, Atlanta, Jacksonville, Detroit, Carolina, Houston, Tennessee, Minnesota.
08:31You get all of those picks.
08:33That's a bunch of junk.
08:36Plus 180.
08:37I don't want it.
08:39If you're saying no, won't be in it.
08:41But the Chargers.
08:42Okay.
08:43I'd rather just take the AFC West version.
08:46Better odds.
08:47You do.
08:48Yeah.
08:48You got plus 400 for that.
08:50You also get Kansas City.
08:52Yeah.
08:52So you may get Kelsey.
08:54Aren't we done with Kansas City?
08:55Can Kelsey just get married and bleep off?
08:57Like, and just go away?
08:58Like, can we be done?
08:59I think you know that it's going to crash and burn.
09:01What?
09:02The Chiefs?
09:02No, Kelsey.
09:03That whole thing.
09:05Well, if they're going to do with him what they did with his brother.
09:07I mean, America's had enough of the Kelsies.
09:09I don't know.
09:10The whole Taylor Swift thing.
09:11Like, dude.
09:11Oh, listen.
09:12Hey, man.
09:12You know what?
09:13It's like dating a Kardashian.
09:13If those two kids can't make it, there's no hope for the rest of us.
09:16You're dating a Kardashian who sings.
09:18It never ends well.
09:19Listen.
09:20For any athlete.
09:21Give love a chance.
09:22Okay?
09:22Their love is different.
09:23You know what?
09:24It's the modern day Madden cover.
09:26We're just going to take this full circle.
09:28Oh, my God.
09:29I was just saying I'm tired of Kelsey and his brother and, like, enough.
09:33Like, who's deciding that Jason Kelsey needs to be on the Masters coverage?
09:37Like, no one finds this guy entertaining.
09:40Who likes Jason Kelsey?
09:42Ever met someone who's like, hey, bro, did you see Jason Kelsey?
09:45Who?
09:46No.
09:47Who?
09:47He should have just tapped out with the soup commercials.
09:50At that point, you know what?
09:51He gets too much.
09:52Right.
09:53Now it's just like, you want to throw him on one of these stupid desks on an off-brand
09:56football game?
09:57Let him sit there and do his thing?
09:59That's fine.
10:00He's everywhere.
10:02Who cares?
10:03He is.
10:04The only thing worse is this John Fanta.
10:06Get this guy off my planet.
10:09John Fanta's at the Kentucky Derby?
10:12Really?
10:13Somebody want to tailor a suit for John?
10:15We can see his balls.
10:17Guy sitting Indian style in the Kentucky Derby infield.
10:21His balls and brajol are out.
10:24How about you tailor a suit?
10:25Maybe if you're going to sit that way, John, it shouldn't be powder blue.
10:31Suit stopped fitting three sizes ago.
10:34Got the guy on national TV.
10:36I can't escape the guy.
10:37He's on Big Ten Saturday night.
10:39He's on NBA coverage.
10:41He's at the Derby.
10:42Why don't you just have John Fanta ride a horse at this point?
10:45You lost me at Indian style.
10:49He was!
10:51What grown-ass man who's wearing a suit sits Indian style?
10:56And by the way, that suit didn't fit.
10:58You got no room for your Twiggin' Berries.
11:01You know what you're wearing, John.
11:04Guy was out there dressed like a character from Jumanji with a little safari hat on.
11:08You're at the Derby.
11:09It's called a European guy.
11:10No, no.
11:11You know what it's called?
11:12Buffoonery.
11:14That guy's the ice spice of sports.
11:17He's an industry plant.
11:18Where'd this guy come from?
11:22Guy's everywhere.
11:24Oh, hey, look.
11:25There's John Fanta in the bushes.
11:26He's everywhere.
11:30All right.
11:30Never again on horse racing.
11:32Never.
11:33Okay.
11:33Well, you know what?
11:34I'm going to send a message to Tariqo.
11:36No more.
11:39I'll just give you the Super Bowl odds.
11:41Get that guy a Taylor.
11:43The Rams' best Super Bowl odds plus 750.
11:46I mean, you imagine.
11:48Mike, you're Chargers.
11:50Place your money plus 1600.
11:53Place your money.
11:54Get a Taylor.
11:55Okay.
11:57Give me a break.
11:59Guy's sitting on national TV.
12:01He's got his beanbag out.
12:05David, I think the oxygen mask got deployed.
12:10I just can't stand it.
12:12I can't escape it.
12:14Jason Kelsey and John Fanta.
12:16Just enough.
12:17Get them their own planet.
12:20I can't say he's getting more.
12:22Who are these people?
12:25How do they keep getting jobs?
12:28It's worse than Paul Pierce.
12:33Maybe they're just going to keep going until they win.
12:37Yeah.
12:38Honestly, that's what the derby was that day.
12:41Mike, they're going to keep going until they can win a million dollars on Celebrity Jeopardy.
12:45There you go.
12:45Oh, Mylanta.
12:48Move on.
12:50I'm so sick of it.
12:51That's your Super Bowl odds for Super Bowl 61.
12:5697.
12:57971.
12:57We're going to keep going.
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