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00:10a hot or not with a female and male
00:15okay so chuck you'll be responsible for
00:19giving your opinion on the emails sharing
00:22whatever you guys want i was gonna go
00:24opposite but you guys do you pay
00:27attention here uh florida man and woman
00:32okay from gainesville okay the woman
00:37charged with prostitution the man
00:40charged with pandering after they were
00:44found parked in an empty lot the other
00:48day
00:52dropping your mouth i don't need notes
00:54for this one the hall county sheriff's
00:56office said a deputy was on patrol just
00:58after 5 p.m. when he noticed a saturn
01:01ion pull into the empty lot
01:04you don't have to say anymore you guys are
01:07ridiculous you don't have to give any more
01:09details yeah okay go ahead keep going
01:11answered the one question i had okay
01:14yeah the driver of the vehicle
01:18kathy felma land
01:22he's gonna just keep dropping his
01:23was the same person who was driving the
01:29car earlier in the day when the officer
01:30noticed it
01:31yep
01:32and the early prostitutes driving the car
01:35yeah looks like it
01:36in the earlier incident the deputy had
01:38arrested a male passenger in the vehicle
01:40and an outstanding warrant
01:42this time around a different guy is in the
01:45car
01:46identified as 58 year old frank childers
01:49right
01:50the deputy had determined over the course of
01:53his conversation that the two suspects
01:55that land agreed to have sex with
01:59had done so
02:00okay
02:02additionally
02:05the deputy determined that the dude
02:10was wanted on a warrant
02:11frank
02:12frank
02:13frank
02:14frank was wanted on a warrant
02:16from hall county superior court drug court
02:18drugs
02:19oh yeah
02:21oh yeah
02:22when the deputy told kathy
02:25that she would be charged with prostitution
02:29she reportedly complained of chest pains and
02:32difficulty breathing
02:32i get it
02:34she was transported to a hospital for
02:37evaluation
02:38she was then booked into the hall county
02:40jail
02:41meanwhile the dude frank childers
02:44transported to jail for the court warrant
02:46and on charges of pandering
02:48and possession of drug related objects
02:53he underwent a body scan as part of the
02:55intake process
02:56they determined he had swallowed two crack rocks
02:59during his arrest
03:00okay
03:00okay
03:02okay
03:02as a result charged with tampering with evidence
03:06he is being held without bond
03:08so you've heard the details
03:10on this couple
03:11can you determine
03:12if they're hot or not
03:14based on that
03:15remember you can always play along at
03:16daveandchuckthefreak.com
03:17where we have put both of their mug shots
03:20up there for you to check out
03:21did you give ages
03:24i did i can give them again if you choose
03:26yeah
03:26sure
03:27frank is 58
03:29okay
03:30kathy fell
03:31miland is 55
03:33i stopped writing notes
03:34yeah there's no need
03:36at florida gains
03:38gainsville
03:39that was it
03:40that was your one
03:41and then i stopped
03:44i'm like a gainesville hooker
03:48and driving around
03:50in a car
03:52that the cops noticed
03:53like hours beforehand
03:54because they were like
03:55what the hell is that
03:56going by
03:57yeah
03:58so ryan can't play
03:59because he already knows
04:00he knows
04:01he posted it up
04:02at daveandchuckthefreak.com
04:03okay
04:04i mean it's
04:05uh i'll
04:06the the woman is
04:08awful
04:10i mean it's
04:11can you even imagine
04:12a 55 year old floridian
04:15prostitute
04:16saturn eye on
04:17oh my god
04:20so
04:20like uh
04:22like a two
04:23at best
04:24i was gonna be my guess
04:25for frank
04:2658 year old frank
04:27with crack rocks
04:28in his stomach
04:29oh yeah
04:30yeah
04:30i mean
04:31i think it's
04:32i think
04:33and he goes for
04:36you know
04:37the gainesville
04:38hooker
04:39yeah
04:40i mean
04:41it seems like
04:41two and two
04:42both on the boards
04:43with two
04:43two and two
04:44to recap
04:45chuck believes
04:46gainesville is where
04:47it should have stopped
04:47but i think she's an awful
04:4855 year old
04:50saturn eye on
04:50driving hooker
04:51yep
04:51gives her a two
04:52leases on the board
04:53says 58 year old frank
04:54with crack rocks
04:55in his stomach
04:56also deserves
04:56it could be too high
04:58it could be too high
04:59that's i was being nice
05:00two two to me
05:01is like
05:02me looks maxing
05:03this lady
05:04i'm gonna say
05:04the winner of this one
05:05is clear
05:07it's leesa way
05:09oh wow
05:09leesa way is on the board
05:11with a two for frank
05:12okay
05:13i'd say that's fair
05:14pretty accurate
05:14okay
05:15and you think i'm too high
05:16you think i'm too high
05:18don't you
05:19you can play along
05:20and check it out
05:21at daveandchuckthefreak.com
05:23where you will see
05:24oh and i was
05:28and i was
05:29you are way
05:31i was
05:32that is not a prostitute
05:34she is not a prostitute
05:36no
05:36that was her second guy
05:37that day
05:38she is not a prostitute
05:40i was the second guy
05:41that day
05:42i was too high
05:42there is no way
05:44everyone needs love
05:45leesa
05:50she's on oxygen
05:51she's on oxygen dude
05:53that's my first oxygen hooker
05:55he's way too good for her
05:58frank
06:00what
06:02frank's got crack rocks
06:03in his stomach
06:04you either need to log on
06:05to youtube right now
06:07and see this
06:07or go to our website
06:09you will not believe it
06:10daveandchuckthefreak.com
06:11today's hot or not
06:12you have never seen
06:13i believe
06:14an uglier hooker
06:16i think this could be
06:17world's ugliest hooker
06:19i agree
06:21i've never seen a hooker
06:23on a breathing apparatus
06:24what's crazy
06:24is that i don't think
06:27okay so i feel like
06:28i've seen like
06:30like a grosser
06:33hooker
06:34where it was like
06:35cuts and scrapes
06:37and and wounds
06:38all over their face
06:39which
06:40she might only have
06:41the one over there
06:42but
06:42this is just
06:46just
06:46unbelievable
06:47how is she in business
06:49lisa that was her
06:50second client of the day
06:53it's gainesville
06:54we stopped at gainesville
06:56i said stop
06:56at gainesville
06:57stop
06:58and
06:59stop
07:01my thought is
07:02she definitely
07:03does not have teeth
07:04that might be
07:05oh there's no teeth
07:05i don't think he
07:07has all of them either
07:08that's making her popular
07:09i wouldn't let her
07:10suck my d
07:11with a 10 foot pole
07:13i know
07:14she'd need one though
07:16you know what i mean
07:17like she'd get nowhere
07:19near my genitals
07:20ever
07:21there i don't think
07:22on my worst of days
07:23my most desperate of times
07:24i think your only chance
07:26to even get it done
07:27is you put her
07:29in a seated position
07:30and then you have to
07:31stand in front of her
07:32i don't think she's limber
07:33does she look like
07:34a limber lady to you
07:35she ain't leaning over
07:37and getting back up
07:39no no no
07:40i don't think she can walk
07:42oh i don't think so either
07:43she just uses her saturn ion
07:45how is she getting in
07:46a saturn ion
07:47i don't know
07:49is it that they had
07:50that weird little back door
07:51do you if you're blowing
07:52someone
07:53yeah
07:53do you have to take that
07:55off
07:56your breathing apparatus
07:57i think you leave it on
07:58i would leave it on
07:59be wild if she left it on
08:00i think you leave it on
08:02i think she needs the air
08:03yeah no i don't think
08:04she cannot
08:04she's got her mouth
08:05she leaves it on
08:06lease it's 100%
08:07she leaves it on
08:08she can't
08:09she'll die
08:10yeah she'll die
08:10she'll pass out
08:11yeah
08:11now do i think she is
08:13not doing anything
08:14and she just has her
08:15mouth open
08:15yes
08:17yes i do
08:18yes i do
08:20i believe that
08:21the guy from the
08:22walking dead
08:25is
08:28and you're right
08:28he's way too good
08:30for her
08:31he's way
08:32he's got his own
08:33issues obviously
08:34he looks like the
08:34stick guy
08:35you remember the guy
08:36he had a stick
08:39what
08:40no
08:40and they gave him
08:41his own spin-off show
08:42the man with the stick
08:44oh yeah
08:44yeah
08:45is it
08:45um
08:46i can't remember
08:47but i know who you're
08:48talking about
08:48yep
08:49can't remember the name
08:50but they gave him his own
08:52lisa yes
08:52lisa has something to add
08:53mhm
08:55oh maybe this isn't
08:56this might not be true
08:57never mind
09:00disregard
09:00disregard
09:01i'm just trying to find out
09:02more information about
09:03this woman
09:04um
09:04someone says she looks
09:04like a blobfish
09:06someone says she looks
09:07like jabba the whore
09:08she's got a gigantic
09:11what's that
09:11i thought it was a cut
09:12but it is more like a mole
09:14i like jabba the whore
09:15yeah
09:17jabba the slut
09:18you can hardly see where
09:19chin ends and begins
09:21i mean it doesn't
09:22because it doesn't
09:22i honestly think
09:23it's true
09:24world's ugliest hooker
09:25what is true
09:25did you say that it was
09:26in exchange for a beer
09:28then what was in exchange
09:29for a beer
09:29the sex
09:30she wanted one bud light
09:32just one bud light
09:33i had to go verify
09:34i couldn't believe it
09:34i was like this isn't true
09:36i had to go to another
09:37source
09:37what
09:38i mean
09:39i hope this is right
09:40that was in the one
09:40you sent me
09:41uh
09:41it said it was in exchange
09:42for a bud light
09:43yeah that was in that story
09:45yeah
09:45it says it
09:46i totally missed that part of it
09:47that well
09:48you wouldn't have told us
09:49that anyway
09:49because that would have
09:50really
09:50i think
09:51i mean the whole thing
09:52was dead giveaway
09:53oh in exchange for beer
09:55and i read
09:56it was one bud light
09:57one bud light
09:58at least get a six pack
10:00maybe there's a 40
10:01yeah
10:02that's why she has customers
10:05i guess
10:06because she does it
10:07for one bud light
10:08yeah
10:08i'd do nothing
10:10for a bud light
10:14that's not true
10:15i would do nothing
10:17we'll do anything
10:18for a bud light
10:18well i mean sexually
10:20well
10:22listen
10:23i mean i enjoy it
10:24it's delicious
10:24bud light's listening
10:25but outside of that
10:27i'll do it
10:28i'm not
10:29performing on you
10:30whatever you need
10:31bud light
10:32let me know
10:33she looks like
10:34one of the babies
10:35from nothing but trouble
10:36you guys know that movie
10:37yeah
10:38dan ackroyd movie
10:39no
10:39oh boy
10:41sounds familiar
10:42yeah i think i know it
10:43the fact that i
10:43know this movie
10:44that is
10:45are they real ugly
10:47yeah look at
10:48oh my god
10:49god almighty jesus
10:50that's not good
10:51that's what you're seeing
10:52when her clothes come off
10:53oh my goodness
10:55oh my goodness
10:57oh my god
10:57she's probably that dirty too
11:00or her voice
11:01oh
11:02how does she sound
11:03i'd love to hear
11:04you know how it is
11:06i'm surprised it's not
11:07but also you can't
11:08because you got a
11:09you got a breathing apparatus
11:12oh my god
11:13you want me to give me a blowjob
11:21i'm surprised she doesn't
11:22have the full-on voice
11:23honestly that would be
11:23the world's worst blowjob
11:26i think so
11:29i'm telling you van
11:30no teeth
11:30ryan get together
11:32i don't know
11:33i don't know
11:37i don't think it's that bad
11:38i'd rather f a grapefruit
11:41i'm not saying i'm
11:42into it
11:43or i'm gonna be
11:44in that parking lot next
11:46looking for a saturday
11:47on
11:49going to gainesville
11:50going to gainesville
11:51he's got a six pack
11:53and he's ready to go
11:58how much does it cost
12:02just one bud light
12:09i think she's disconnected
12:11from her breathing tank
12:12no no no
12:13here's your tube
12:14here's your tube
12:14put it back up
12:17oh you're standing on her tube
12:19oh i'm sorry
12:20this car smell
12:22how does that car smell
12:24oh
12:28oh it smells so bad
12:29it's just oral right
12:32i would think so
12:33she's just blowing
12:34you could bang her
12:35almost anywhere you want
12:36yeah you'd need a school bus
12:38to do anything else
12:40you could just
12:42you could
12:43i could just start
12:45poking it into areas
12:46and it would feel
12:47okay i bet
12:48again if you want to see
12:49what we're calling
12:50the world's ugliest hooker
12:51you have to go to
12:52daveandchuckthefreak.com
12:53and check her out
12:54it is
12:54gainesville too
12:55so it's probably pretty sweaty
12:56in there
12:57oh god yeah it's hot
12:59so the smell of her bits
13:00and all the randos
13:02she is in there
13:02it smells so bad
13:04i want to see the car
13:05so bad
13:06well that's what's the most remarkable thing
13:09that it's still running
13:09i can't believe it
13:10because the final year
13:11was like 2007
13:12on those things
13:13i believe
13:14if it's the car
13:15i think
13:15i think it's like
13:16my old roommate
13:18had
13:18oh no
13:20say what you want
13:21about her
13:21she keeps a well-maintained car
13:23i don't know if she does
13:24she does
13:27it's in the impound lot
13:29right now
13:29i mean it's still running
13:31but i bet
13:32it's not in the best shape
13:33smells like pumpkins
13:35oh yeah
13:36it's
13:37it's
13:37whoa
13:41it's
13:43oh
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