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RuPaul's Drag Race- All Stars Season 11 Episode 3
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00:00:05Previously on the Tournament of All-Stars,
00:00:08Bracket One competed in the second of their three episodes.
00:00:13I shall give my point to my sister, Mystique.
00:00:18I thought we had a little something going on, because we're from Miami.
00:00:21We are from Miami.
00:00:22We were supposed to look out for each other.
00:00:23Morphine is using a little bit of shade and a little bit of guilt to get these points for sure.
00:00:28Mystique was so sweet to me last week.
00:00:30Well, hey, it's like whatever.
00:00:32If the bond between Mystique and Lucky was made that quickly, it will also break that quickly.
00:00:39Dawn, this is exquisite.
00:00:42Akira, I love every bit of it.
00:00:45The silhouette to me is incredible.
00:00:48Dawn.
00:00:50Akira.
00:00:53Condragulations, you're the top two All-Stars of the week.
00:00:57And you each earn two points.
00:01:00Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and a coveted extra point.
00:01:10Akira C. Davenport.
00:01:12Condragulations, you're a winner, baby.
00:01:14Thank you, sir.
00:01:16The bottom four queens will now receive one point each.
00:01:21But you must give it away to the all-star you believe is the most valuable queen of the week.
00:01:28At the end of this bracket, only the two queens with the most points will move on to the semifinals.
00:01:39Yeah.
00:01:40Yeah.
00:01:41Yeah.
00:01:43Honey.
00:01:44What a way to end week two.
00:01:46I just want to lip sync.
00:01:48And 10K.
00:01:49I feel so good right now.
00:01:51Congrats to y'all.
00:01:53Oh, my God.
00:01:54Congrats, Dawn.
00:01:55Congrats, Akira.
00:01:57How do you feel?
00:01:58It's just like I'm a part of the game now.
00:02:00Like, that's honestly the best feeling.
00:02:02Being tied for the lead after winning two challenges is just a constant reminder that I can't win a goddamn
00:02:09lip sync.
00:02:10However, my boyfriend told me if I make it into the semifinal, I can get a cat.
00:02:16So, we're one step closer to the cat.
00:02:18Well, now that the second challenge is done, has anybody changed their minds about how the points will be divvied
00:02:26out?
00:02:26I have jumped from first place to third place, and my bestie won the lip sync.
00:02:33So, fingers crossed that someone's feeling generous when they are giving their points away.
00:02:38I highly doubt it because I was first place last week, and I don't think the girls are going to
00:02:42throw a bitch a bone.
00:02:44I'm looking at the scoreboard, and I'm like, okay, Mystique and Morphine, I want to, like, at least help one
00:02:50of y'all.
00:02:51This is the make or break it.
00:02:52If Lucky doesn't give me her point now, oh, something's about to happen that I can't say on national television.
00:02:59I would like to give a point to Morphine.
00:03:02Oh, sister.
00:03:04Can we finally be done with this wretched drama?
00:03:07Now you have to go and retract everything you said in your profession about that lady.
00:03:12Everything I said about Lucky, I take back.
00:03:14Sister!
00:03:17I still hate her.
00:03:18So now I have two points.
00:03:22Give your point to Morphine.
00:03:24Oh, hell no!
00:03:26So Dawn and I have an alliance, but if I give her a point, it's going to send her off
00:03:30a little too high.
00:03:32It would be really hard to catch up.
00:03:33Um, I might get Lucky my point, but I might give it to Morgan.
00:03:39Just because I want to be a cunt.
00:03:42Ugh.
00:03:44Here, sister, I'll give you my point.
00:03:46Because I feel so bad.
00:03:47Aw.
00:03:47Lo and behold, Miss Morphine love Dion the third, Cha Cha Brown.
00:03:52I appreciate that, sister.
00:03:54All is perfect in the world of Miami, Florida.
00:03:58Who would you like to give your point to, Morgan?
00:04:01No one, really.
00:04:02Who are you going to?
00:04:03Um, I'm going to give my point to Akeria.
00:04:07Oh, shit.
00:04:08Oh my God, thank you.
00:04:10Wow.
00:04:13Okay.
00:04:14We're giving points to people in the top now.
00:04:17Oh, thank you.
00:04:18You helped everyone.
00:04:19Like, bitch.
00:04:20Am I on punk or am I on drag right now?
00:04:22Thank you so much, sister.
00:04:24Yeah, you deserve it.
00:04:25I know it puts you way up above, but that's the way the cooks are from.
00:04:28Yeah.
00:04:28You are the one that deserves that the most.
00:04:30Yes.
00:04:30I'm giving my point to the queen that I think is the MBQ and the most valuable queen this
00:04:36week with helping every other bitch in the room is Akeria.
00:04:40Hey, Akeria.
00:04:41When you can get a chance, can you show me how to put the shirts together?
00:04:44Akeria, should it stretch this way or this way?
00:04:46This is what you should do, baby.
00:04:48It could bite me in the ass, but it is the honorable thing to do.
00:04:52Hey, Akeria.
00:04:53You might as well stay right there.
00:04:54Oh!
00:04:56Because Akeria.
00:04:57Without you, I wouldn't have an outfit.
00:05:01Girl, gag-a-rooney.
00:05:03Another point.
00:05:06No.
00:05:07It's gonna be it.
00:05:09Yes, you are amazing.
00:05:10Whenever you was working, you stopped to help a bitch that said, help me.
00:05:13Here you go.
00:05:14Thank you, sister.
00:05:15You're welcome.
00:05:16I gotta get myself together.
00:05:18This night keep getting better and better.
00:05:21Do I get a man next?
00:05:23I'm definitely thankful.
00:05:25Congrats, Diva.
00:05:26Thank God it was only two.
00:05:28So now you're in the lead lead.
00:05:30Yeah, girl.
00:05:31Congratulations to all of our ladies.
00:05:32Did we get out of drag?
00:05:34I can't wait.
00:05:34Thank God.
00:05:35All right.
00:05:36What the fuck?
00:05:37I'm very shocked at how that ceremony went.
00:05:40If I don't win next week, is anyone going to give me a point?
00:05:42Well, your seasoned buddy said she was gonna give it to you.
00:05:46But I won two challenges.
00:05:47Why would she give me a point?
00:05:48To keep you at the top.
00:05:50Well, that's what Morgan did.
00:05:51Damn, not you instigating this team.
00:05:53No, I'm not instigating.
00:05:54I'm being real.
00:05:56I haven't gotten any MVQ points from anybody.
00:06:00And this week shows how important they are.
00:06:03I'm just doing this next week now.
00:06:04Like, oh, that's changed everything.
00:06:06What the fuck is gonna happen?
00:06:06This changed everything.
00:06:07There's one more week left in this bracket.
00:06:10One more chance to get points.
00:06:11And I think if anyone is going into next week comfortable,
00:06:14then they got another thing fucking coming.
00:06:16It's gonna be interesting to see where loyalties lie next week.
00:06:21The gag of it all.
00:06:22More to come.
00:06:26The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars
00:06:28will snatch an official makeup collaboration
00:06:31with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,
00:06:34a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
00:06:37and a cash prize of $200,000
00:06:40with our extra-special guest judge, Christina Ricci.
00:06:45Newhall's Drag Race
00:06:46made the best Jack Queen win.
00:06:48Jack Queen win.
00:06:52Yay!
00:06:54Ooh!
00:06:54Another week in paradise.
00:06:57My rich auntie.
00:06:58I'm here for the wheel reading.
00:06:59Yeah, okay.
00:07:00A wheel.
00:07:00You know?
00:07:01This is the final week.
00:07:03And you know, I am sporting a big whopping one point.
00:07:08So I see the girls have purses.
00:07:11Yes.
00:07:11But ours has stuff in it.
00:07:12Yours had air.
00:07:13Oh.
00:07:14What's in your purse, Miss D?
00:07:15I have something that I always need.
00:07:17Super glue.
00:07:18Ooh.
00:07:18Oh, she's a real drag queen.
00:07:20Oh, she's a real drag queen.
00:07:20It's a mascara and pieces of paper.
00:07:23Wait, so no little strawberry candy?
00:07:26Girl, no.
00:07:28Your auntie is always properly prepared.
00:07:31And there's still a slight chance
00:07:33that I can come to the semifinals
00:07:35if I win the challenge, win the lip sync,
00:07:37and get everybody's points.
00:07:39So it's time to get shit done.
00:07:41Mystique and Morgan actually changed the game last week.
00:07:44But the thing is, the reason why you was rewarded
00:07:47is because of what you did.
00:07:49Now, me personally, I'm very, very disappointed and lucky
00:07:53and also morphing because you stopped what you was doing
00:07:57to help them, and they did not give you anything back
00:08:01except be like, hey, you did a good job.
00:08:05Disappointed is a strong word.
00:08:06Yeah, disappointed is a little crazy.
00:08:08Like, Akira helping people obviously benefited her,
00:08:10but I don't think that means she was entitled to anybody's points.
00:08:12Ooh!
00:08:13I mean, it is a game at the end of the day, you know what I mean, girl?
00:08:16Yes.
00:08:16Girl, no shade, but Mystique needs to relax.
00:08:19Bitch, I choreographed the whole number on week one
00:08:22and she didn't give me a point.
00:08:24Okay, thank you, Auntie, for the hard candy.
00:08:27My personal thought process is like,
00:08:28if I can at least lift someone up, why not?
00:08:31You know what I mean?
00:08:31So that means this week, since I'm at one,
00:08:35if you're not at the top, I'm going to get your pity point
00:08:38to lift me up.
00:08:38Yes or no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:39Yes or no, because we're going by what you're talking about now.
00:08:41It also depends on, like, the vibe.
00:08:45On season two, when Mystique was insecure,
00:08:47a little anxious, she lashed out.
00:08:49I think she's falling behind and she needs points.
00:08:52So she's relying on maybe Lucky.
00:08:55They have this bond, remember?
00:08:57Their lovely bond that they created in four hours.
00:09:01But I think the ship is going down.
00:09:05You don't have to explain who you are giving your points to and why.
00:09:08Yeah.
00:09:08That's the first thing.
00:09:09And you shouldn't be guilted into it.
00:09:11And you're allowed to change your mind, of course.
00:09:14You hold the power.
00:09:15And that's the good thing.
00:09:17Thank God that Miss Morgan is fighting for me.
00:09:19She is an angel sent from the season two gods, bitch,
00:09:23because this is overkill.
00:09:25Oh!
00:09:27Oh!
00:09:27Ooh, baby!
00:09:28She's all ready to have hers.
00:09:31Attention, little monsters.
00:09:34Ooh.
00:09:35If you want to hack it past this bracket,
00:09:38you've got to nail your pitch, bitch.
00:09:43Oh, wait, what?
00:09:44You better pitch it, girl.
00:09:46Hello, hello, hello!
00:09:48Hey!
00:09:48Hey!
00:09:51Good morning, all-stars.
00:09:52Good morning!
00:09:54Now, it's the final week of bracket number one,
00:09:57and I've been loving every minute of it.
00:10:00But this is your last chance to sell us on why you belong
00:10:05in the semifinals.
00:10:07So for this week's Maxi Challenge,
00:10:09you're going to shop till you drop dead.
00:10:13Oh!
00:10:14As monster presenters on the Home Spooky Network.
00:10:21Boo.
00:10:22Now, here are your assignments.
00:10:24A'Keria, you'll be a mummy.
00:10:29Selling the world's longest infinity wrap.
00:10:33Dawn, you'll be a werewolf.
00:10:35Ooh.
00:10:36Pitching, what else?
00:10:37Grooming products.
00:10:40Perfect.
00:10:41Lucky stars, you'll be a vampire.
00:10:44Hawking, a nutritional supplement for the iron deficient.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:51Morgan, you'll be a ghost.
00:10:54Selling a line of supernatural cosmetics.
00:11:00Morphine, you'll be a zombie.
00:11:04Oh.
00:11:04Selling subscriptions to the meat of the month club.
00:11:09Yes.
00:11:11And Mystique, you'll be a Frankenstein monster,
00:11:15pitching a line of dead handbags.
00:11:19Yes.
00:11:20Working in pairs, you need to use your charisma,
00:11:23uniqueness, nerve, and talent to hypnotize the viewers
00:11:27into buying whatever you're selling.
00:11:30Oh.
00:11:31Oh.
00:11:32Oh, my God.
00:11:34Now, chemistry is key.
00:11:36So, I'll leave it up to you to pair up and create your own monster mashers.
00:11:42Oh.
00:11:43Hi, sister.
00:11:45Hi, sister.
00:11:46Hi, sister.
00:11:47Hi, sister.
00:11:48This is the type of maxi challenge that you need to be with a bitch that you know 100%.
00:11:54And Akeria is that lady for me and I am that lady for Akeria.
00:11:58I don't know, sister.
00:12:00It's giving.
00:12:01You stabbed me bad, sister.
00:12:02It's giving.
00:12:02It's giving, sister.
00:12:03It's giving.
00:12:04Dawn and Morphine run right into each other, of course.
00:12:07No surprise there.
00:12:08Season 16 reunion.
00:12:10Then I'm left with Mystique.
00:12:13And she just tried to demand my point.
00:12:15So, we'll see how this plays out.
00:12:17All stars, start your engines.
00:12:20And may the best drag queen win.
00:12:23Oh, and not to spook you.
00:12:25Oh.
00:12:30But before this week is over, four of you will be eliminated.
00:12:51Sister.
00:12:52Oh, is this a stopwatch?
00:12:55Hello.
00:12:55Hi, sister.
00:12:56Hi, sister.
00:12:57How's my zombie wife doing?
00:12:58You know, just your eating brains.
00:13:00Yes.
00:13:01Well, I do look pretty good for a dead bitch.
00:13:03Okay.
00:13:04I got my coffee and I'm ready to roll.
00:13:06This week for the maxi challenge, we're monsters selling goods for the home spooky network.
00:13:11We don't have as many points as the others.
00:13:13Uh-huh.
00:13:13And so, this is our chance to, like, really shine.
00:13:17All right.
00:13:18Since you didn't give me a point, but do you understand why I'm, like, slightly mad that you didn't give
00:13:25Aguirre that one?
00:13:27Three's already at the top.
00:13:28You know, at the end of the day, you also have to look out for yourself a little bit.
00:13:31Sure.
00:13:31You know what I mean?
00:13:31Because, like, girl, imagine everybody giving Aguirre a point, and I'm sitting here with frickin' wine.
00:13:35Like me?
00:13:36Feel that wine?
00:13:38Okay, let's figure this shit out.
00:13:39All right.
00:13:39Let's do what we got to do.
00:13:41I am the bride of Frankenstein, and I'm selling body bags.
00:13:45I know how to host.
00:13:46I know how to emcee.
00:13:47And I know how to sell.
00:13:48So, I feel like I have a great chance with this challenge.
00:13:52So, I want to be a vampire.
00:13:54He's feeling frisky.
00:13:56He likes to party all night.
00:13:57Write it down in your book.
00:13:58Oh, bitch, I want to look so good.
00:14:00Ugh.
00:14:01I was like, ain't it?
00:14:02I'm excited to do some improv.
00:14:04I have never done an acting challenge, and I just want to show my personality.
00:14:07I want to show how fun and crazy and wild I could be.
00:14:10And we got some good personality deals for you.
00:14:14We got to dial it back, because we need to sell.
00:14:17But, like, Mystique is giving no it all, auntie.
00:14:20I definitely do feel like I'm in the principal's office.
00:14:22You need to get your paper out so we can start this.
00:14:26Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:27Come on, there we go.
00:14:28There we go.
00:14:29Get your second piece of paper out.
00:14:31Mm-hmm.
00:14:31There we go.
00:14:33Girl.
00:14:34Ugh.
00:14:34I hate this right now.
00:14:35I might even have two tons right here.
00:14:37You're doing too much already.
00:14:39We're going to get into all the extra stuff later.
00:14:42Bitch, I'm going to be dropping the shit on you.
00:14:44I'm wearing white.
00:14:45Don't you fuck up my white.
00:14:49Lucky is wild and crazy, and I don't want to lose focus.
00:14:52So, my biggest worry in this challenge is to keep Lucky on track.
00:14:57Bitch, I want a snack is what I want.
00:15:00Bitch, I'm glad that we're partnered up together.
00:15:03I am too.
00:15:04By the way, what did you think about when I said your name?
00:15:08Bitch, I was floored.
00:15:09Like, I gagged.
00:15:12Akira is three points ahead of me because of me.
00:15:15I still stand by my decision.
00:15:17I just hope if she has the opportunity, she will return the favor.
00:15:21I know the faces were cracked, bitch.
00:15:23Bitch.
00:15:24Correct.
00:15:25My job now is to catch up to that ass and make sure that we are both in the top
00:15:30two.
00:15:30There's so many elements to this.
00:15:32So, it's the improv.
00:15:34It's a scripted improv.
00:15:35It's a scripted improv.
00:15:35It's a scripted improv.
00:15:36And I think with you and I, it doesn't matter what direction we go because we'll just play
00:15:41along and we'll follow.
00:15:43Yeah.
00:15:43But I think I'm going to do my ghost, like, old Hollywood, silver screen siren.
00:15:48You know, Veronica Lake and Joan Collins.
00:15:51And I love, I could be Moan Collins.
00:15:54Oh, that'll be sickening.
00:15:55Ew, that could be my name.
00:15:56There's a lot going on in this maxi challenge.
00:15:59We have to create a character.
00:16:01We have to sell products and banter with another queen.
00:16:05Comes with a set of brushes for easy applications.
00:16:08It's a lot.
00:16:09But, hey ho.
00:16:12Challenge accepted.
00:16:14I actually wanted to go into marketing when I was younger.
00:16:16Until I realized I suck at selling.
00:16:19I'm trash at sales.
00:16:21I had a sales job that was door to door selling knives.
00:16:24So, when they say no, you supposed to like try to convince them.
00:16:26Well, these knives are state of the art stainless steel.
00:16:29And they cut through any wood and meat.
00:16:33So, I was like, girl, do you want them or not?
00:16:35Like, do you need some knives?
00:16:38I like the idea of the thirsty mummy looking for love.
00:16:40That's a good one.
00:16:41But if I do an old lady mummy, I want to be more like the old lady bixen.
00:16:45Mm-hmm.
00:16:45Like mummy.
00:16:47And the mummies that the public knows the best.
00:16:50Obviously, Egyptian mummies.
00:16:51Mm-hmm.
00:16:51And you're selling a wrap.
00:16:53Nefertiti's bought this.
00:16:54Cleopatra's had this.
00:16:56You know, Tutankhamun, darling.
00:16:57Yeah, I got to think about this.
00:16:58Yeah.
00:16:59All I know is I need this scarf to sell out.
00:17:03We need to win this.
00:17:04It's all or nothing now.
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07Stay stonked with fresh human meat treats delivered right to your door.
00:17:10I love flesh.
00:17:11Oh, that's so funny.
00:17:12Are you out with your sisters and think, damn, I want to eat that bit?
00:17:17Yes.
00:17:18I am paired up with Dawn and I am so excited because we have such good chemistry.
00:17:23We're besties.
00:17:24We're good Judys.
00:17:25We're glued to the hip.
00:17:26Because I'm a werewolf, this has to be taking place on the full moon.
00:17:29Yes.
00:17:30Okay.
00:17:31And I was thinking, I like that I'm a zombie, but I could be like a bimbo or something.
00:17:35I think you are hilarious when you're not trying to be.
00:17:39Yeah, that's what I think.
00:17:40You know what I mean?
00:17:40I think I'm just going to be myself.
00:17:41So I think you should just be yourself.
00:17:42So the answer is yes, you should be a bimbo.
00:17:44Okay.
00:17:45Dawn and I both have something to prove in this challenge because I sent her home on an improv challenge,
00:17:50but I feel like we're going to do really well this time together.
00:17:54This needs to be entertaining.
00:17:55It needs to be entertaining.
00:17:55Like, yes, we need to sell, but it also needs to be funny, chaotic.
00:17:59It's the end of the road.
00:18:00I mean, at this point, I'm not going to overthink it.
00:18:02I'm just going to have a good fucking time.
00:18:03Yes.
00:18:04Because Akira had six fucking points.
00:18:06And I have two points.
00:18:09I've learned a lot after season 16 when it comes to improv and comedy,
00:18:13and I cannot wait to showcase that.
00:18:17I mean, this is the last challenge of the bracket.
00:18:18So I need to absolutely sell these meats.
00:18:23And I'm going to give FedEx one day shipping mama because I need to serve cunt immediately.
00:18:28How's it going over there?
00:18:30Good.
00:18:31It's going good.
00:18:32This is going to be very, very interesting.
00:18:34Why?
00:18:35Because this is more like a working off each other type of thing.
00:18:39Chemistry.
00:18:40Yeah.
00:18:41Is that why y'all picked each other?
00:18:42Because y'all feel like y'all have the best chemistry?
00:18:44Oh, for sure.
00:18:45Do you also feel like it could be like a hindrance?
00:18:50No.
00:18:51Thinking like you could be up here that makes you outshine their whole vibe and level.
00:18:56I'd rather have someone that matches my insane, stupid energy than someone like below it.
00:19:02I think we all could probably match your level.
00:19:04Right.
00:19:05Dawn is too cocky.
00:19:07I think Dawn is assinguating that we're not on the same level as her.
00:19:12And she thinks we're below her.
00:19:14Anyway.
00:19:14But baby, everything comes down to this week.
00:19:17Ties could turn.
00:19:18I could be at the top.
00:19:19Never underestimate an underdog.
00:19:22Well, good luck, sisters.
00:19:23Yeah, good luck, sisters.
00:19:24Yeah, right.
00:19:25Gotta get back to work.
00:19:27Go ahead.
00:19:38Hello, all my spooky sisters and siblings, and welcome to the Home Spooky Network.
00:19:44My name is Madison Von Werewolf IV, and I'm Tati.
00:19:49And baby, do we have some sickening products to showcase to you today?
00:19:52Oh!
00:19:55I am so excited!
00:19:56And it is a full moon, so you know what that means.
00:19:58Hey!
00:20:00Deals!
00:20:01Specials!
00:20:01I need you to put your pods up and grab your phone, because I-
00:20:05Woo!
00:20:05Do I have a deal for you!
00:20:06This is the Buzzkill Quality Hair Clippers Grooming Kit.
00:20:12Oh my gosh.
00:20:12This is a hair trimmer.
00:20:14Could I possibly do a little exhibition on you?
00:20:16Oh yeah, of course.
00:20:17I would love a little haircut.
00:20:18Here, here, let me give you a little haircut here.
00:20:20Oh yes, yes.
00:20:20Let me just turn it on here.
00:20:21All right.
00:20:22All right, there we go.
00:20:23Oh gosh!
00:20:24Oh gosh!
00:20:25Goodness gracious, sister!
00:20:27Oh wow!
00:20:27You look so fresh!
00:20:29Oh my God!
00:20:30So buzz-killed!
00:20:32Do I have layers?
00:20:33Yes!
00:20:33A couple of them for sure!
00:20:34This is amazing!
00:20:35Yes!
00:20:36Let me just trim up my hand here really quick.
00:20:37Look at that.
00:20:38Look at that.
00:20:39Look at that.
00:20:39And boom!
00:20:41Just no more fur on my hand.
00:20:44Oh my...
00:20:44Wow!
00:20:44Look at that.
00:20:45Hold on.
00:20:45For the girls that really want to get clean, look at this.
00:20:48This is a coconut.
00:20:49That might be of my ex.
00:20:50Look at this.
00:20:51Boom!
00:20:52Boom!
00:20:53Just gets rid of all of it.
00:20:55Boom!
00:20:55Oh my gosh!
00:20:56I mean, I've seen some balls, but never balls this big.
00:20:59I mean...
00:21:00But if you got them, you can shave them.
00:21:02Tati, come over here.
00:21:03Oh!
00:21:04This man over here.
00:21:05He is so fine.
00:21:06This looks just like the guy who turned me into a werewolf.
00:21:10And I'm not a fan of fur, so this is what I wish he looked like.
00:21:13I wish that he had just taken his razor to his chest and just gotten it all off.
00:21:19There we go.
00:21:20Look it.
00:21:20Do you see?
00:21:22Gentlemanly.
00:21:22Fresh.
00:21:23However much you think this item costs, you're wrong!
00:21:30$69.
00:21:31If you're not calling, I don't know what the hell's wrong with you.
00:21:35Happy full moon.
00:21:36Ooh!
00:21:38Ooh!
00:21:39But girl, have you ever been out with the girls, drinking, partying, and then you get this
00:21:45girl and feeling like, damn, I want to eat this bitch right in front of me.
00:21:49I have felt that way.
00:21:50Oh my god.
00:21:50I have.
00:21:51I ate my best friend yesterday.
00:21:53Wait, I thought I was your best friend.
00:21:55Oh, you are now!
00:21:56Oh, well look at that!
00:21:57That bitch is gone!
00:21:58Yes!
00:21:58Tati!
00:21:59But you know what?
00:22:00Over here we have Hello Flesh, a monthly subscription service that brings three guaranteed meat options
00:22:09so that you don't accidentally eat your best friend.
00:22:12Mm-hmm.
00:22:13So the first one we have over here, you are a dangerous girl.
00:22:17First option, brains.
00:22:19Wow.
00:22:20Let's get a little.
00:22:21Oh, brains.
00:22:23Eat it.
00:22:23Eat it.
00:22:24Mmm.
00:22:25Mmm.
00:22:27Oh my god.
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29Oh.
00:22:29Tati.
00:22:30You have a little something on your lip, Tati.
00:22:32Right here.
00:22:32Oh.
00:22:33Oh.
00:22:33Oh.
00:22:33Oh my god.
00:22:35Did you get it?
00:22:36I got it.
00:22:36Yep.
00:22:37The next option we have is, oh my gosh, intestines.
00:22:41We put this in the microwave if you have one or nowadays air fryer.
00:22:45Air fryer.
00:22:45And last is my favorite.
00:22:48Oh my god.
00:22:49Wow.
00:22:49We have 95 eyeballs.
00:22:51Delicious.
00:22:52Yeah.
00:22:53All right.
00:22:54We have a caller on the line.
00:22:55All right.
00:22:55Happy full moon special.
00:22:57What's your name and where you calling from?
00:22:59Hi.
00:22:59This is Edith and I'm calling from Queens.
00:23:02Oh my god.
00:23:03Hello.
00:23:04I'm from New York too.
00:23:05I can't hear her.
00:23:07I had a question about the clipper.
00:23:08Can I use it on my coin slot?
00:23:11Oh, you can use it on your coin slot.
00:23:13I use it on my coin slot all the time.
00:23:15Oh yeah.
00:23:16And I've got a question for the meat lady.
00:23:18I have to make dinner for my husband soon.
00:23:21I was wondering about the taste.
00:23:22The eyeballs have such a deli- it almost tastes like popcorn.
00:23:25With butter.
00:23:26With butter.
00:23:27With butter.
00:23:28Well, I just want to say I bought both products.
00:23:32Goodbye.
00:23:33Goodbye.
00:23:35Well, it looks like the night is ending, but the full moon special will continue.
00:23:39Keep hitting that line, my spooky sisters, and see you next time on the Home Spooky Network.
00:23:46Oh!
00:23:47Oh!
00:23:49It's our hands!
00:23:51See you next time.
00:23:54Oh my gosh.
00:23:55Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, welcome my party monster to the Home Spooky Network.
00:24:01I am bloody stars.
00:24:03And I am mysterious.
00:24:05And I have bloody dolls for you today.
00:24:07Oh!
00:24:09It's a full moon and we're feeling brisky.
00:24:11You're looking real succulent tonight.
00:24:14Oh.
00:24:14What's your secret?
00:24:15Oh honey, I can show you better than I can tell you.
00:24:17Here we have eternal life.
00:24:20The secret to change your life.
00:24:22How is that going to change my life?
00:24:24Here we have something for those who need some low darling efficiency.
00:24:32Oh, whoa.
00:24:34Suck it, darling.
00:24:35Suck it.
00:24:35Did we roofie this?
00:24:36I'll check.
00:24:39Oh.
00:24:40How does it taste, sister?
00:24:41How does it taste?
00:24:42My iron is all back.
00:24:44Thank you, girl.
00:24:45Wait.
00:24:46What is that you have there?
00:24:47My lovely bags?
00:24:49Oh, that bag is looking real nosy.
00:24:51Mm-hmm.
00:24:51It is very nosy.
00:24:53Like I'm about to be nosy about your protein powder.
00:24:55Oh, my God.
00:24:55Listen, for those gym rats out there, we have a little bit of powder.
00:25:00Because even in the underworld, darling, we need to trade.
00:25:02And the trade needs to have the muscle.
00:25:04We even have sweet options.
00:25:07Oh, nice.
00:25:08No, girl.
00:25:09Girl, I'm on a diet.
00:25:10I can't be eating that red velvet.
00:25:12Mm.
00:25:14Mm.
00:25:15Mm.
00:25:15Mm-hmm.
00:25:16Listen.
00:25:17Oh.
00:25:18How much is your eternal life?
00:25:20Is it $400?
00:25:20It's $69, darling.
00:25:23Only today.
00:25:24So call now because the specials are about to run out, darling.
00:25:27You know.
00:25:27You know what, girl?
00:25:28I really loved it.
00:25:30But we gonna talk about something more bougie.
00:25:33Oh, really?
00:25:34Like my body bags.
00:25:35The good old bougie body bags.
00:25:38Check out this nice, finely virginal skin.
00:25:44It's lotion, honey.
00:25:45Once you open it up, so you know it is authentic,
00:25:51each of the bags is gonna get this little piece here.
00:25:54Sister.
00:25:54Which is nothing but a death certificate.
00:25:56Oh, girl, what the hell did you die, bitch?
00:25:57Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:25:58You ain't told me you was dead.
00:25:59Hey, get about our business.
00:26:00You know what fits in here, sister?
00:26:02What?
00:26:02Some eternal life, girl, so you can catch your life.
00:26:05Girl, no, ma'am.
00:26:06Yes, girl.
00:26:07We're done with that eternal life, baby.
00:26:10We're gonna move on to our nosy bag.
00:26:13Now whose weave is this?
00:26:14I'm getting there if you pay attention, honey.
00:26:17This bag, this hair, this finger.
00:26:20Belongs to the body.
00:26:22Miss Akaria C. Davenport.
00:26:24Skinned her myself.
00:26:26Oh, girl, what is this?
00:26:27This is big and happy.
00:26:28What is?
00:26:28Oh, girl, what is that?
00:26:29Oh, oh.
00:26:31Girl, are you into the foot play?
00:26:33They do that down here.
00:26:34Girl, hush.
00:26:35That wasn't supposed to be in the bag.
00:26:37But I'm about to ask you this one question.
00:26:39Girl, what?
00:26:39How much would you pay for these bags?
00:26:41Oh, girl, listen.
00:26:42I will pay thousands upon thousands.
00:26:44This bag.
00:26:45How much is it tonight, sister?
00:26:46$69.
00:26:48Ooh!
00:26:48Yeah!
00:26:49Oh, wait, girl.
00:26:50Girl, hold on.
00:26:51The Bluetooth's working.
00:26:52Hello?
00:26:52Hi, this is Joan.
00:26:54I'm calling from Las Vegas.
00:26:55Ooh.
00:26:56The Sin City.
00:26:57I had a question about the eternal life supplements.
00:27:00Yes.
00:27:01Is it kosher?
00:27:03Is it what?
00:27:04Is it kosher?
00:27:05Is it what?
00:27:06Is it kosher?
00:27:07Kosher.
00:27:08Kosher.
00:27:09Kosher.
00:27:10Kosher with a K.
00:27:11A kosher.
00:27:12A kosher.
00:27:13Is it kosher?
00:27:14Who the hell is that?
00:27:15Oh, girl.
00:27:16Oh, my Jesus.
00:27:17I have a question for the bougie bag lady.
00:27:20Now, the bag, is it circumcised?
00:27:23Well, the only one that is circumcised is a small bag.
00:27:27So if I rub it, it'll turn into a suitcase.
00:27:30If you rub it, it might spit on you and call you Susan.
00:27:33How many of these bags do you want, baby?
00:27:35All of them.
00:27:36And I want all the eternal supplements.
00:27:38I'm going to get my purse right now.
00:27:40Goodbye.
00:27:41Goodbye, girl.
00:27:42Ooh, girl, hold on.
00:27:43The sun is rising and it's getting hot in here.
00:27:45We'll see you next time on the Home Spooky Network!
00:27:50Woo-hoo!
00:27:54Boo!
00:27:54Did you miss me?
00:27:56My name is Moon Collins.
00:27:58I am Queen Nefertiti, but my friends call me Titi,
00:28:01and we would like to welcome you all here to the home,
00:28:04the Spooktackler Network.
00:28:06Boo!
00:28:07Have you ever been so cold that you just...
00:28:09Oh, yeah.
00:28:10You look like you're a little icy bitch.
00:28:12Have you ever been so cold you need something just to warm you up?
00:28:15Oh, yes.
00:28:15Well, I have here the rapture.
00:28:17Oh, praise the Lord.
00:28:18It's an infinity scarf.
00:28:20When I tell you, it just keeps going and going and going.
00:28:24It's woven by my subjects one by one.
00:28:27A long time ago, right before they actually came and snatched me up out of my tomb,
00:28:31did I tell you about a time they snatched me out of my tomb and brought me down to Louisiana?
00:28:36Is that where you're on tour?
00:28:37Oh, girl, when I tell you I've been on display nonstop.
00:28:40And I wanted to actually demonstrate to show you a few things about how my scarf actually works.
00:28:45All right.
00:28:46Oh, boo crew.
00:28:48Hello there.
00:28:49How are you?
00:28:50And welcome here.
00:28:51So we're going to take this around.
00:28:53And sometimes what you have to do is you have to wrap yourself up with your man.
00:28:57And if your man is feeling a little frisky, we're going to make him a skirt.
00:29:01And if he has ugly feet, we can hide those too.
00:29:04You know, this is very, very reminiscent of the Shroud of Turin.
00:29:08They had the good guy all wrapped up, didn't they?
00:29:10If this is good enough for the Lord, this is good enough for you.
00:29:14And I'm sure everybody out there is just wondering in their bones how much this lovely scarf will cost you.
00:29:2069 gold bars today.
00:29:22And of course, the Rapture wrap would go very well with the most amazing cosmetics line that you have seen.
00:29:28Never.
00:29:29If you want to look pretty good for a dead bitch, Glowst is for you.
00:29:34Now, I have many, many beautiful products.
00:29:36My favorite is our ectoplasmic highlighter.
00:29:40Does it come in deceased?
00:29:41It comes in white.
00:29:43This glows right through sheets.
00:29:46You don't need to cut holes into your expensive sheets anymore.
00:29:50And definitely don't cut up the Rapture.
00:29:51Yeah.
00:29:52And if you order any of our fabulous products today, I am giving away our fabulous concealer.
00:29:58And I would like to try it on our boo crew, of course.
00:30:02Hello.
00:30:03What's up?
00:30:04And of course, you want to put your concealer on where you have the darkest of circles.
00:30:08Turn around.
00:30:09Your dark circle's back there.
00:30:11I'll be right back.
00:30:13Oh, my jaw.
00:30:14I'm kidding.
00:30:15I'm kidding.
00:30:16This is a family network.
00:30:18There we go.
00:30:20That there is ghostly gorgeous.
00:30:22I am so confident in this product, I would like to show you something.
00:30:26Now, I'm feeling a little nervous about this.
00:30:29Don't be afraid.
00:30:37Oh, my golly.
00:30:39This is before glowsed.
00:30:40I have the same on this side of my face.
00:30:42I did die in a fire.
00:30:44Cigarette.
00:30:45Fell asleep.
00:30:45We'll talk about it later.
00:30:46That's so sad.
00:30:47Now, we are feeling generous here at the Home Spooky Network.
00:30:51Yes, we are.
00:30:52And I am selling my fabulous clothes products for $69 as well.
00:30:58Leave the man alone.
00:31:00Hey.
00:31:01Wrap me all night long.
00:31:03We have a caller, TT.
00:31:05So let's take our caller.
00:31:06Let's take our first caller.
00:31:07Caller, are you there?
00:31:08Yes, I'm here.
00:31:10My name is Betty.
00:31:12I have a question about the rapture.
00:31:16Oh.
00:31:16Is it long enough to cover someone's face?
00:31:20I want to buy one for my friend, Joan.
00:31:23But yes, the rapture is definitely long enough to wrap your friend's face.
00:31:26So what we're gonna do, we're gonna take the rapture, and this is your friend's face.
00:31:29This is a nice looking young man.
00:31:31So I don't know what your friend's face is looking like.
00:31:33But you just take that rapture, you'll wrap it a few times.
00:31:36Could the person whose face is currently being wrapped, could they say a few words?
00:31:42No, they cannot.
00:31:43Well, then I'll take ten.
00:31:46For the beautiful cosmetics, lady.
00:31:48Are your cosmetics cruelty free?
00:31:53No, they are not.
00:31:55I just ordered the entire line of cosmetics.
00:31:59And all of the scarves.
00:32:01Goodbye.
00:32:02Goodbye.
00:32:03Goodbye, you have a blessed day.
00:32:04I have been the one and the only Moe and Collins.
00:32:07And I am queen never teetie, but again, my friends call Petitie.
00:32:10Have a great night.
00:32:12Mwah, mwah.
00:32:13We'll haunt you in your dreams.
00:32:14Boo.
00:32:32This is it.
00:32:34It's our last day.
00:32:35It's our last day.
00:32:37And your nasty, nasty wig is all over my chair.
00:32:41Your zombie wig.
00:32:43This is how I felt after that challenge.
00:32:45Just scalp.
00:32:46I'm scalped.
00:32:47Just scalp.
00:32:48You're not plucked anymore.
00:32:49Just scalp.
00:32:51Dawn and I did absolutely amazing on that Homespoken Network segment.
00:32:55I felt like I interacted with her very well.
00:32:58And there's only two spots in the semifinals.
00:33:00So I need to win this challenge.
00:33:03And I need some MBQ points.
00:33:05Please.
00:33:06You did look amazing in that commercial.
00:33:08Sister, honestly, you have been such a support system for me these past weeks.
00:33:13That's what we're supposed to do.
00:33:14Like, I would have never thought Morgan McMichaels.
00:33:17I'm taking another alcoholic.
00:33:19That's okay.
00:33:20I didn't ask.
00:33:21I said I'm taking it.
00:33:22Oh, well, sorry, bitch.
00:33:24I'm stressed.
00:33:25I'm stressing.
00:33:26Well, it is a stressful day.
00:33:27Yeah.
00:33:27Carrie's at six.
00:33:28You're at four.
00:33:29I'm at three.
00:33:29Morphine is at two.
00:33:30You're at two.
00:33:32Mystique is at one.
00:33:33I mean, I carried up five points last week.
00:33:36So it is truly anyone's game.
00:33:38It could go anywhere.
00:33:39Whoever's in the bottom.
00:33:40Control this game.
00:33:41Control the game.
00:33:42Yeah.
00:33:43What I have learned these past two weeks is that winning just the challenge is not enough.
00:33:49I've won two challenges.
00:33:51I only have four points.
00:33:52Do you think if I were in the top tonight, I would be deserving of points because I won
00:33:56all three challenges?
00:33:57I don't think anybody deserves anything.
00:34:00I'm, like, looking at everything in general.
00:34:03Yeah.
00:34:03Ugh.
00:34:04I'm in second place in the game, but I'm feeling a little concerned because I don't think
00:34:11any of these girls will give me points.
00:34:13Maybe morphine.
00:34:14But then if morphine wins, she can't give me a point.
00:34:16I'm not okay.
00:34:19I'm losing my fucking marbles right now.
00:34:23Sister.
00:34:24How was everything?
00:34:25I'm good.
00:34:26How do you feel about it?
00:34:27I was very disappointed, to be honest, yesterday.
00:34:30Why?
00:34:31Because I wanted more collaboration between us.
00:34:34And at one point, you were just like, oh, girl, shut up, girl.
00:34:37First off, you was going totally out of order and out of sync.
00:34:42I was trying to collaborate and just, like, banter more.
00:34:45Right, but we can't jump from product to product to product because that confuses people.
00:34:50If I would have let Lucky just do whatever, it would have threw me and my script completely
00:34:56off.
00:34:57And then the judges will say, well, y'all was a hot-ass mess.
00:35:01No, ma'am.
00:35:02Plus, the whole cake aspect, you smashed the cake in your mouth and cake went everywhere.
00:35:07Well, yeah, because we need to, like, go crazy.
00:35:08This is campy.
00:35:09This is fun.
00:35:10You know what I mean?
00:35:10Like, we can't be worried about getting cake on a dress and, like, all this.
00:35:13No, no, no.
00:35:13I told you up front, I don't want to get white on this game.
00:35:18Mystique was so sweet in the beginning.
00:35:20We had such a, like, nice connection.
00:35:22And now it's like, girl, I even want to get my point back from week one because this
00:35:28lit such a bitter taste in my mouth, and I'm not talking about the fucking cake.
00:35:32So how do you feel about our commercial?
00:35:34I feel like it was cute, but I feel like there's parts with me that could have been better.
00:35:39But it was still fabulous.
00:35:41Yeah.
00:35:42For once in your life?
00:35:44I know that Akiri and I smashed this challenge.
00:35:47We had fun.
00:35:48We did what we needed to do to be in the top two.
00:35:51I am a little nervous, though, because just like the rest of the girls, I'm still gonna
00:35:56depend on an MVQ point or two to get into the semifinals.
00:36:00If you find it in your hearts to give me an MVQ point because I've been such a nice girl
00:36:04to all of you, then that would be amazing.
00:36:07Is this where the campaigning starts?
00:36:09Yeah, girl.
00:36:10Okay.
00:36:10Right?
00:36:11If I'm not in the top two this week, I'm gonna have to decide who I'm going to give my
00:36:16MVQ point to.
00:36:17And for me, it's about who I believe should be representing bracket one in the semifinal.
00:36:28Akiriya for MVQ.
00:36:31We'll twerk the MVQ point.
00:36:33We'll twerk the MVQ point.
00:36:36I can't.
00:36:37I can't.
00:36:38Oh, offer a girl, put the base in your walk,
00:36:44oh, offer a girl, put the base in your walk,
00:36:52get your toe, let your whole life to the top.
00:36:54Yeah.
00:36:56Oh, offer a girl, come on, bitch.
00:36:59Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race,
00:37:02Tournament of All-Stars.
00:37:04It's Michelle Visage.
00:37:06Now, Michelle, what's the craziest thing
00:37:08you ever bought off the television?
00:37:11Hmm, I bought breast enhancement cream.
00:37:14Oh.
00:37:15Spoiler alert, it didn't work.
00:37:17Was it kosher?
00:37:20The irrepressible T.S. Madison.
00:37:23What's the craziest thing you ever bought off the TV?
00:37:25I bought this manifestation bracelet that never works.
00:37:29I kept rubbing it and rubbing it, honey,
00:37:31thinking that I was going to get a hairy man.
00:37:33And all I ended up was me.
00:37:38And our extra special guest judge, Christina Ricci.
00:37:42Hello, my love.
00:37:43Hello.
00:37:44Now, what's the craziest thing you ever bought off the television?
00:37:46I bought a Thighmaster from Suzanne Somers,
00:37:49which is how I got my infamous thighs.
00:37:53Now, that works.
00:37:55So happy you're here.
00:37:57This week, we challenged our All-Stars
00:37:59to sell monster merch on the home spooky network.
00:38:03All-Stars, start your engines.
00:38:05And may the best drag queen win.
00:38:10About the house.
00:38:12Category is Paris, France.
00:38:15Out, out, out.
00:38:16Up first, Dawn.
00:38:18Come on.
00:38:19Bonsoir.
00:38:20It is me.
00:38:21The fashion rock.
00:38:23Did somebody say rabies?
00:38:27Listen, I've never been to Paris,
00:38:28but I love the movie Ratatouille.
00:38:30Paris has a real rap problem.
00:38:33This dress is fashion.
00:38:35It's camp.
00:38:37And it's quintessential Dawn
00:38:38with an elevated little twist.
00:38:41Listen, I hear that she gets all the tail.
00:38:45Just get back when I step on the runway.
00:38:47Up next, Morphine Love Dion.
00:38:50Rue, her pussy is literally on fire.
00:38:55For tonight's runway, I'm giving Paris catacombs.
00:38:59The candles are lit up.
00:39:01The smoke is coming out of the dress.
00:39:03Only you can prevent runway fires.
00:39:07And I have about 20,000 skulls on me.
00:39:11And they're all from former Rue Girls.
00:39:13Just kidding.
00:39:15Morphine, you've never looked more beautiful.
00:39:18Death actually becomes her.
00:39:20Yes, it does.
00:39:24Up next, Lucky Stars.
00:39:26Pop goes the easel.
00:39:31I am the Louve, darling.
00:39:33And I have on the biggest paint palette in the world.
00:39:37And probably the biggest headpiece in Drag Race history.
00:39:42You gotta fact check that shit.
00:39:45Oh, she's giving us an eyeful.
00:39:48I'm so fucking proud of it.
00:39:49I am just feeling so accomplished right now.
00:39:52Bidding starts at $20.
00:39:56Up next, Mystique Summers.
00:39:59The notes of this perfume are, you cannot afford me.
00:40:02Oh, oh, oh.
00:40:03I'm giving the black Charlize Theron her ad campaign for an iconic fragrance, which is based in Paris.
00:40:11Spray a little fragrance here, a little there.
00:40:14Very, very regal-like.
00:40:16This look is deorable.
00:40:19This might become a signature Mystique look.
00:40:22Clock that body.
00:40:24Watch out, Rihanna.
00:40:28Up next, Akeria C. Davenport.
00:40:31Ooh.
00:40:32Bitch, we are bananas this week.
00:40:34Shout out to Josephine Baker, the Parisian icon.
00:40:37Baker?
00:40:38I don't even know him.
00:40:41Yes, I made this.
00:40:42Bitch, I think this is a thousand bananas.
00:40:44And guess what?
00:40:45They're all fully rhinestone.
00:40:47How much for just one banana?
00:40:49Mm, a point.
00:40:50Oh.
00:40:52I feel so sexy.
00:40:54Like, you girls can't take all of this.
00:40:56She put the ass in potassium.
00:41:01Up next, Morgan McMichaels.
00:41:04Oh, it's Joan of Crawford.
00:41:06I know her very well.
00:41:08I'm giving Joan of Arc French heroin.
00:41:11Ooh, who needs a purse?
00:41:13Joan of Arc is also a style of cutlery, so that is on my armor.
00:41:18And I'm feeling very, very warrior-esque.
00:41:21What the fork?
00:41:23Joan of Arc fought for what is right.
00:41:25She fought against tyranny.
00:41:26And I love a strong woman.
00:41:29God told her to do it.
00:41:43Welcome, Queens.
00:41:45Tournament of All-Stars rules are in full effect.
00:41:49Tonight, I'll name the top two All-Stars of the week, and each will receive two points.
00:41:56Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win $10,000 and one extra point.
00:42:05Ladykins, this is the last week of your bracket.
00:42:09The top two Queens with the most points will continue on to the semifinals.
00:42:15And the chance to win a grand prize of $200,000.
00:42:21Yeah.
00:42:22Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
00:42:25First up, Dawn.
00:42:26You gave us buzzkill razor.
00:42:30And you were in control, and you were leading it.
00:42:34And it felt very believable.
00:42:37You did a great job with the constant hustling and thinking of things to say.
00:42:41Oh, do I have a deal for you!
00:42:43And I love this look.
00:42:46Your eye makeup is just gorgeous.
00:42:48You're like a beautiful rat.
00:42:50I get told that a lot.
00:42:52You have learned how to hone the essence of Dawn, and it's been lovely to watch.
00:42:59Thank you so much.
00:43:00That means a lot.
00:43:01All right, up next, Morphine Love Dion.
00:43:04Morphine, I love this look.
00:43:06Honey, let me tell you something.
00:43:07A little skull and bone ain't never hurt nobody.
00:43:09Uh-uh, never.
00:43:11I'm just transfixed by this skeletal thing moving with you while you talk.
00:43:17It's really amazing.
00:43:18I just shaved really deep.
00:43:20In your shopping presentation, I thought you two were wonderful together.
00:43:24Kudos to you for being covered in gross, disgusting blood and doing the bald cap thing, because it was gross.
00:43:30But you made it funny.
00:43:32I wasn't as big a fan.
00:43:35Dawn created a rapport with the people at home, but you did not.
00:43:39You're there to get people to buy things.
00:43:42I never wanted to buy your meat.
00:43:46Up next, Lucky Stars.
00:43:49Lucky, I have to say, I didn't know what type of vampire you were.
00:43:54So I was inspired by a fungus.
00:43:55I was inspired by a Venus flytrap.
00:43:57But it didn't help to sell the product the way maybe a more traditional take on a vampire would have.
00:44:03I think the biggest struggle that I had, Lucky, was when it was done, I still didn't know what you
00:44:08were really selling.
00:44:09There were some misinterpretations that were unintentionally funny.
00:44:15You didn't know what kosher was.
00:44:17You live in Florida.
00:44:20I wish you had paid as much attention to what you were selling that you do in your drag, because
00:44:26the details here are magnificent.
00:44:28This outfit is amazing.
00:44:31You are gorgeous tonight.
00:44:33Thank you so much.
00:44:34I appreciate that.
00:44:35That's an honor.
00:44:36Up next, Mystique Summers.
00:44:39Mystique, when Lucky felt insecure or not sure about what she was going to say next, you were there.
00:44:45Every one of those bags I would have bought, the way that you came around in front of the counter
00:44:51and told me they had death certificates.
00:44:54That's right.
00:44:55It was just everything.
00:44:56You had done your homework.
00:44:57You were a little mean.
00:44:59I'm getting there if you pay attention, honey.
00:45:02But you were good.
00:45:04This outfit, I love the color.
00:45:05The concept for Paris is light.
00:45:08I think you're doing like a perfume ad.
00:45:11Correct.
00:45:11I think it's dazzling.
00:45:13And you look gorgeous.
00:45:14Your makeup is beautiful.
00:45:15But I just wonder if there was maybe a way to really drive home that reference a little bit better.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:21Up next, Akeria C. Davenport.
00:45:24Akeria, baby, you sold me a rap.
00:45:27Listen, it was woven by your subjects.
00:45:30Yes.
00:45:30Come on, Queen TT.
00:45:32Queen TT.
00:45:33You, lady, were my favorite.
00:45:35I laughed out loud more times than I did watching anybody else.
00:45:38There were so many lines that I quoted afterwards I thought were really just so genuinely funny.
00:45:43And sometimes what you have to do is you have to wrap yourself up with your man.
00:45:47You looked great.
00:45:48And you have a very distinctive personality.
00:45:51But my issue had to do with looking at the camera.
00:45:54Because when you don't look at the camera, it feels like what you're saying with your body language is,
00:45:59don't look at me, I want to defer to my partner.
00:46:03Now, this concept here is so fabulous.
00:46:07I've never seen a Josephine Baker done this way.
00:46:10It's very, very smart.
00:46:11And you look so beautiful.
00:46:14Up next, Morgan McMichaels.
00:46:17You chose Joan of Arc.
00:46:19Of course you did.
00:46:20I think my favorite part about this is that hair.
00:46:22That hair is such a fun shape and cutout.
00:46:26This is what we're looking for on an all-star stage.
00:46:29That level of wink, wink, nudge, nudge, but done to a couture level.
00:46:34And that's what this looks like.
00:46:36Just beautiful.
00:46:37In the Television Shopping Network segment, I loved how you worked with the product.
00:46:43I thought it was great how you prepared the part of your skin to show and show the before and
00:46:49after.
00:46:50I thought that was really smart.
00:46:51Favorite line.
00:46:52When Akira said, does it come in deceased?
00:46:54And you said, it comes in white.
00:46:56I thought you were really good.
00:46:58You had bits.
00:46:59You had product information all prepared.
00:47:02And you delivered a host.
00:47:05Thank you, all-stars.
00:47:06I think we've heard enough.
00:47:08While you untuck, the judges and I will deliberate.
00:47:11Oh, and one last detail.
00:47:15This week's bottom four queens must give away their MVQ point on the main stage, immediately following the final lip
00:47:25sync.
00:47:26You may leave the stage.
00:47:30All right, now, just between us girlfriends, what do you think?
00:47:34Now, we're looking for the top two all-stars of the week.
00:47:37I think we can all across this panel agree that Dawn did pretty much everything right.
00:47:42She seemed the most like a host that you would see on QVC or HSN.
00:47:47And I just loved the Parisian rat.
00:47:50It was so clever and so chic.
00:47:52Christina, but I think you meant so squeak.
00:47:56What I loved about Morphine was basically her connection to Dawn.
00:47:59She just really relied on the camaraderie she had with Dawn, which was good.
00:48:04But the Phantom of the Opera look was so well done, so great.
00:48:10This is where she was strong at.
00:48:13Lucky was flat.
00:48:14She was treading water.
00:48:16I mean, I've seen Nose for Ratu, honey, but that was just Nose, don't do it.
00:48:20But I really thought her runway look was fantastic.
00:48:24I like Mystique.
00:48:25She was a hit for me in the infomercial.
00:48:28She made a mistake to me, which was allowing the person that you're working with to annoy her.
00:48:33It was kind of funny because it gave her an angle.
00:48:36I loved the way she looked on the runway, but it was not the same level of concept or execution
00:48:43that the other girls did.
00:48:45Well, I do have to say that A'Keria was one of my favorites next to Mystique.
00:48:50I think that she did sell it.
00:48:51I thought she was funny.
00:48:52I thought she had lines.
00:48:54She sold that rap.
00:48:55Yeah, you're right.
00:48:56She did have some prepared stuff, which was good.
00:48:59Could have been better, but the Paris look was fabulous, and I'm here for it.
00:49:05Morgan is one of the most quick-witted kids that I have ever met, and she nailed this challenge.
00:49:12Her Joan of Arc look was incredible, and it was so perfectly executed.
00:49:16You expect a drag queen to take an editorial viewpoint that is unexpected, that's beautiful, and that's exactly what you
00:49:25did with this Joan of Arc look.
00:49:27All right, silence.
00:49:28I have made my decision.
00:49:31Really?
00:49:31Yes, I have.
00:49:33Bring back my all-stars.
00:49:43Welcome back, all-stars.
00:49:45Based on your home spooky network performances and your Paris, France runway presentations,
00:49:53I've made some decisions.
00:49:56The top two all-stars of the week are...
00:50:03Dawn...
00:50:07And Morgan McMichaels.
00:50:09Ooh.
00:50:13Condragulations, you've each earned two points.
00:50:17The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
00:50:23I love you.
00:50:30Dawn and Morgan.
00:50:32This week, you were both top sellers, but tonight, there can only be one winner.
00:50:40Two all-stars stand before me.
00:50:42Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point in the
00:50:53Tournament of All-Stars.
00:50:55The time has come for you to lip-sync for your legacy.
00:51:05I'm one point off of the semifinals, Dawn has six, Akira has six, I have five.
00:51:11One extra point could make or break me.
00:51:14Still never won a lip-sync.
00:51:16In fact, I've lost to Morgan already, and I feel like winning the lip-sync is the only way to,
00:51:21like, secure my spot.
00:51:23I want to get this fucking cat.
00:51:26Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:51:31We're about to be up all night, waking up a zombie.
00:51:35So put your bars on over me, you zombie boy.
00:51:38You zombie boy.
00:51:47See you over there, in the back of this party, and your girlfriend isn't here.
00:51:53Yeah, your girlfriend isn't here.
00:51:55Boy inside a cage, looking angry and tired.
00:51:58Like you've been up for days, like you've been up for days.
00:52:03Cause you're an animal, an animal, and you're closing in on my eyes.
00:52:10All I can't see is straight from the ends of time.
00:52:14I could be a type from the zombie fight.
00:52:18Now I can't see you straight from the...
00:52:20Morgan is giving me the rocker chick fantasy,
00:52:23and Dawn is giving me a sickening rat.
00:52:35I don't want you to stay
00:52:38But I can't watch you walk away
00:52:42I think about you in my dreams
00:52:47You're better off a fantasy
00:52:50You're better off a fantasy
00:52:55I'll see you in my dreams
00:52:59I can't see you straight from the ends of time
00:53:04I could be a type from the zombie fight
00:53:07No, I can't see you straight from the ends of time
00:53:11I could be a type from the zombie fight
00:53:36All stars. I've made my decision.
00:53:46Don, condragulations, you're a winner, baby.
00:53:48All me.
00:53:50Thank you so much.
00:53:51You've won a cash tip of 10,000 doulas.
00:53:55And you've earned an extra point, condragulations.
00:54:01Akyria, Lucky, Morphine, Mystique.
00:54:05Please step forward.
00:54:15Bottom four.
00:54:17It's time for you to give your MVQ point to the all-star you believe is the most valuable queen
00:54:25of the week.
00:54:26Choose wisely, because your MVQ point could determine which queens advance to the semifinals.
00:54:34In the event of a tie, the final decision of who moves forward will be mine to make.
00:54:40Currently, Don has seven points.
00:54:45Akyria has six points.
00:54:48Morgan has five points.
00:54:51Morphine and Lucky have two points each.
00:54:54And Mystique has one point.
00:54:58Queens, write down the name of your MVQ now.
00:55:05This point ceremony is very gaggy, because you don't know what is going to happen.
00:55:09The emotions are high.
00:55:11Morphine is crying.
00:55:12Dawn is sitting there with all these points.
00:55:15Morgan and Akyria are so close.
00:55:18Mystique is over there, still mad about cake.
00:55:21I don't know what is going to happen now.
00:55:24Lipstick's down.
00:55:29Akyria, which queen gets your MVQ point?
00:55:36The queen I decided to give my MVQ point to this week showed me a new side of friendship and
00:55:42sisterhood.
00:55:43I know this decision could really take me out this game.
00:55:48I'm really being fucked in the brain right now, like, with no lube.
00:55:52I'm deciding to give the point that I have to give away to Morgan McMichaels.
00:56:01Thank you, sister.
00:56:06There's a half point.
00:56:08That takes Morgan to six points.
00:56:12Lucky, who gets your MVQ point?
00:56:15This queen is someone who has been like a guardian angel to me, and she inspires me to believe in
00:56:23myself.
00:56:24And I've decided on this night to give my point to Morgan McMichaels.
00:56:34That takes Morgan to seven points.
00:56:40Morphine, who gets your MVQ point?
00:56:47This queen, I couldn't be here without her.
00:56:51She's my sister, and I'm so proud of her.
00:56:54And I just want her to move forward and represent season 16.
00:56:58So my point goes to my sister, Dawn.
00:57:01Thank you, baby.
00:57:02I love you.
00:57:05That takes Dawn to eight points.
00:57:09Dawn has made it into the semifinals,
00:57:11but Ikeri and I are both still in the running.
00:57:14There's only one point left, the point coming from Mystique Summers of Madison.
00:57:19So is it a bit nail-biting?
00:57:22Fuck yes, nail-biting.
00:57:24Mystique, who gets your MVQ point?
00:57:32Being last in line, I'm the wild card, because no one knows the type of game I'm playing.
00:57:38And my point can change everything.
00:57:41It's all about who you truly believe in and who you want to represent your bracket.
00:57:48I believe in this one person.
00:57:50I believe they have what it takes, because they're so humble and pretty much an underdog
00:57:56that everybody should watch out for.
00:57:57I'm giving Maya a point, too.
00:58:03Akeria.
00:58:07That takes Akeria to seven points.
00:58:10Thank you so much.
00:58:12Oh, fuck, bitch.
00:58:14That's a tie.
00:58:15Dusty Crusty-o.
00:58:19All stars.
00:58:20All the points for this bracket have now been awarded,
00:58:25which means, Dawn, with eight points,
00:58:28you are advancing to the semifinals.
00:58:31Condragulation.
00:58:33What the fuck?
00:58:35I get to go to the semifinals.
00:58:36I don't know what to do.
00:58:38I don't know how to handle it.
00:58:39I think I get a cat.
00:58:41I think I get a cat.
00:58:43Morgan Akeria.
00:58:45With seven points each,
00:58:47you're tied second place.
00:58:50And I am the tiebreaker.
00:58:52I want this so bad,
00:58:54but Morgan is somebody I see as a real sister.
00:58:57And my heart has just literally
00:59:00shit itself.
00:59:03Based on your performances tonight
00:59:05and all season long,
00:59:07I've made my decision.
00:59:11I really want to go.
00:59:12And I really want Akeria to go.
00:59:14But Dawn already got one spot.
00:59:16So, fingers crossed that it's me.
00:59:24Akeria, you are moving on to the semifinals.
00:59:28Condragulation.
00:59:32Oh, I'm in the fucking semifinals.
00:59:34I want to run up to Rue and kiss her right now.
00:59:36She probably would have cursed me out.
00:59:38I never would have been okay
00:59:39because I would still be going to the semifinals.
00:59:44Had it been any other bitch,
00:59:45I'd be pissed.
00:59:46But it's Akeria,
00:59:48and that bitch is a force to be reckoned with.
00:59:50And I love her to pieces.
00:59:51Morgan, Morphine, Lucky, and Mystique.
00:59:57All is not lost.
01:00:00You still have a chance to be this season's comeback queen.
01:00:06At the end of bracket number three,
01:00:09Michelle and I will choose three eliminated queens
01:00:13to be entered into the wild card lottery.
01:00:17The one all-star chosen
01:00:19will join the competition starting in the semifinals
01:00:23with a chance to win the grand prize of $200,000.
01:00:30That's sick, man.
01:00:32That's crazy.
01:00:34Queens, from the bottom of my heart,
01:00:37thank you for all your hard work.
01:00:40And remember, if you can't love yourself,
01:00:43how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
01:00:45Can I get an amen up in here?
01:00:46Amen.
01:00:47All right, now let the music play.
01:00:53The body is ready to boom you bitches out the way
01:00:56and twerk her way straight to their crown.
01:01:02The battle's not yet won.
01:01:04My love.
01:01:04And bitch, I'm ready to wake it up.
01:01:06Ready for you.
01:01:07Bracket two.
01:01:08Bracket three.
01:01:09Semifinals.
01:01:10Let's go!
01:01:11Mwah!
01:01:19Good luck, baby.
01:01:28Good luck, baby.
01:01:31Good luck, baby.
01:01:36Good luck, baby.
01:01:37Good luck, baby.
01:01:38Good luck, baby.
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