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The show talks about a hooker who got arrested for having sex with me and getting beer in payment. It turned into a hot or not situation though and boy was Lisa right.
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00:00Oh, I'm exhausted.
00:02Dude, you're literally sitting next to a mountain of five-hour energy shots.
00:06Try their red licorice. It's sweet and craveable.
00:08Thanks, and you didn't even call me an idiot.
00:12You're sweet and craveable.
00:14Yeah, you're an idiot.
00:25A hot or not with a female and male.
00:30Hmm.
00:30Okay.
00:31So, Chuck, you'll be responsible for giving your opinion on the e-mails.
00:36Share whatever you guys want.
00:38I was going to go opposite, but you guys do you.
00:42Pay attention here.
00:45Florida, man and woman from Gainesville.
00:50The woman charged with prostitution.
00:54The man charged with pandering.
00:58After they were found parked in an empty lot the other day.
01:07You're dropping your bow.
01:08I don't need notes for this one.
01:10The Hall County Sheriff's Office said a deputy was on patrol just after 5 p.m.
01:14when he noticed a Saturn ion pull into the empty lot.
01:19You don't have to say any more.
01:21You guys are ridiculous.
01:23You don't have to give any more details.
01:24Yeah, okay, go ahead.
01:26Keep going.
01:26You answered the one question I had.
01:28Oh, okay.
01:30Yeah.
01:30The driver of the vehicle, Kathy Thelma Land.
01:36He's going to just keep dropping his bow.
01:41Was the same person who was driving the car earlier in the day when the officer noticed it.
01:46Yep.
01:48So the prostitute's driving the car?
01:50Yeah, looks like it.
01:51In the earlier incident, the deputy had arrested a male passenger in the vehicle on an outstanding warrant.
01:57This time around, a different guy is in the car.
02:01Identified as 58-year-old Frank Childers.
02:04Frank.
02:06The deputy had determined over the course of his conversation that the two suspects that Land agreed to have sex
02:12with
02:14had done so.
02:16Okay.
02:19Additionally, the deputy determined that the dude was wanted on a warrant.
02:27Frank?
02:27Frank.
02:28Frank.
02:29Frank was wanted on a warrant from Hall County Superior Court, Drug Court.
02:34Drugs.
02:35Oh, yeah.
02:36Oh, yeah.
02:37When the deputy told Kathy that she would be charged with prostitution,
02:44she reportedly complained of chest pains and difficulty breathing.
02:48I get it.
02:50She was transported to a hospital for evaluation.
02:53She was then booked into the Hall County Jail.
02:56Meanwhile, the dude, Frank Childers,
02:59transported to jail for the court warrant and on charges of pandering
03:02and possession of drug-related objects.
03:08He underwent a body scan as part of the intake process.
03:11They determined he had swallowed two crack rocks during his arrest.
03:15Okay.
03:16Okay.
03:17As a result, charged with tampering with evidence.
03:21He is being held without bond.
03:23So you've heard the details on this couple.
03:26Can you determine if they're hot or not based on that?
03:30Remember, you can always play along at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com,
03:32where we have put both of their mug shots up there for you to check out.
03:37Did you give ages?
03:39I did.
03:39I can give them again if you choose.
03:41Yeah.
03:41Sure.
03:42Frank is 58.
03:44Okay.
03:45Kathy Thelma Land is 55.
03:48I stopped writing notes.
03:50Yeah, there's no need.
03:52At Florida Gainesville.
03:54That was it.
03:55That was your one.
03:56And then I stopped.
03:57I'm sure there's a hot hunger in Gainesville.
03:59Then I stopped.
03:59I'm like a Gainesville hooker and driving around in a car that the cops noticed like hours beforehand.
04:09Because they were like, what the hell is that going by?
04:12Yeah.
04:13So Ryan can't play because he already knows.
04:15He knows.
04:16Yeah, he posted it up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
04:18Okay.
04:20I mean, it's all.
04:21The woman is awful.
04:25I mean, can you even imagine a 55-year-old Floridian prostitute?
04:31And there's Saturn Ion.
04:32Oh, my God.
04:35So, like a two at best.
04:39I was going to be my guess for Frank.
04:4158-year-old Frank with crack rocks in his stomach.
04:44Oh, yeah.
04:45Yeah.
04:46I mean.
04:47I think it's.
04:47I think.
04:48And he goes for, you know, the Gainesville hooker.
04:54Yeah.
04:55I mean, it seems like two and two.
04:57Both on the boards with two.
04:59Two and two.
04:59To recap, Chuck believes Gainesville is where it should have stopped.
05:02But I think she's an awful 55-year-old Saturn Ion driving hooker.
05:06Yep.
05:07Gives her a two.
05:07Lisa's on the board.
05:08Says 58-year-old Frank with crack rocks in his stomach.
05:11Also deserves.
05:12That could be too high.
05:13It could be too high.
05:14I was being nice.
05:15Two to me is, like, me looks maxing this lady.
05:19I'm going to say the winner of this one is clear.
05:22It's Lisa Way.
05:24Oh, wow.
05:25Lisa Way is on the board with a two for Frank.
05:27Okay.
05:28I'd say that's fair.
05:29Pretty accurate.
05:29Okay.
05:30And you think I'm too high.
05:31You think I'm too high, don't you?
05:34You can play along.
05:35You think I'm too high.
05:36And check it out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com where you will see.
05:40Oh, and I was.
05:43And I was.
05:45Is this?
05:45You are way.
05:47I was.
05:47That is not a prostitute.
05:49She is not a prostitute.
05:51That was her second guy that day.
05:53She is not a prostitute.
05:54I was the second guy that day.
05:57I was too high.
05:57There is no way.
05:59Everyone needs love, Lisa.
06:05She's on oxygen.
06:06She's on oxygen, dude.
06:08That's my first oxygen hooker.
06:11He's way too good for her.
06:13Frank.
06:15What?
06:17Frank's got crack rocks in his stomach.
06:19People, you either need to log on to YouTube right now and see this or go to our website.
06:24You will not believe it.
06:25DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
06:26Today's hot or not.
06:27You have never seen, I believe, an uglier hooker.
06:31I think this could be world's ugliest hooker.
06:34I agree.
06:36I've never seen a hooker on a breathing apparatus before.
06:39What's crazy is that I don't think, okay, so I feel like I've seen like, like a grosser hooker
06:49where it was like cuts and scrapes and wounds all over their face, which she might only have
06:56the one over there, but this is just, just unbelievable.
07:03How is she in business?
07:04Lisa, that was her second client of the day.
07:07That was her second client of the day.
07:08It's Gainesville.
07:09We stopped at Gainesville.
07:11I said stop at Gainesville.
07:12Stop.
07:14And stop.
07:16My thought is she definitely does not have teeth.
07:19That might make her very popular.
07:20Oh, there's no teeth.
07:21I don't think he has all of them either.
07:23That's making her popular.
07:24I wouldn't let her suck my D with a 10-foot pole.
07:28I know.
07:29She'd need one, though.
07:31You know what I mean?
07:32Like she could get nowhere near my genitals ever.
07:36I don't think.
07:37On my worst of days.
07:38My most desperate of times.
07:39I think your only chance to even get it done is you put her in a seated position and then
07:46you have to stand in front of her.
07:47I don't think she's limber.
07:49Does she look like a limber lady to you?
07:50She ain't leaning over and getting back up.
07:53Oh, my God.
07:54No, no, no.
07:55I don't think she can walk.
07:57Oh, I don't think so either.
07:59She uses her Saturn ion?
08:00How is she getting in a Saturn ion?
08:03I don't know.
08:04Is it that they had that weird little back door?
08:06To you, if you're blowing someone, do you have to take that off your breathing apparatus?
08:12I think you leave it on.
08:13I would leave it on.
08:14It would be wild if she left it on.
08:15I think you leave it on.
08:17I think she needs the air.
08:18Yeah, no, I don't think she can not.
08:19Especially if she's got her mouth full.
08:20She leaves it on, Lise.
08:22It's 100% she leaves it on.
08:23She can't.
08:24She'll die.
08:25She'll die.
08:25She'll pass out.
08:26Yeah.
08:26Now, do I think she is not doing anything and she just has her mouth open?
08:31Yes.
08:32Yes, I do.
08:34Yes, I do.
08:35I believe that the guy from The Walking Dead is, and you're right, he's way too good for
08:45her.
08:46He's way too good.
08:47He's got his own issues, obviously.
08:48He looks like the stick guy.
08:50You remember the guy?
08:52Stick guy?
08:53He had a stick.
08:54What?
08:55No.
08:56And they gave him his own spinoff show.
08:58The Man With The Walking Dead?
08:59Oh, yeah, yeah.
09:00Oh.
09:01I can't remember.
09:02I know who you're talking about.
09:03Yep.
09:04Can't remember the name, but they gave him his own.
09:07Lisa, yes.
09:07Lisa has something to add?
09:09Mm-hmm.
09:10Oh, maybe this isn't.
09:11This might not be true.
09:12Never mind.
09:15Disregard facts.
09:15Disregard?
09:16I'm just trying to find out more information about this woman.
09:19Someone says she looks like a blobfish.
09:21Someone says she looks like Jabba the Whore.
09:23She's got a gigantic, what's that?
09:26I thought it was a cut, but it is more like a mole.
09:29I like Jabba the Whore.
09:30Yeah.
09:32Jabba the Slut.
09:33You can hardly see where her chin ends and begins.
09:36I mean, it doesn't.
09:37Because it doesn't.
09:37I honestly think world's ugliest hooker.
09:40What is true?
09:40Did you say that it was an exchange for a beer?
09:43What was an exchange for a beer?
09:44The sex.
09:45She wanted one buck light.
09:47Just one buck light.
09:48I had to go verify.
09:49I couldn't believe it.
09:49I was like, this isn't true.
09:51I had to go to another source.
09:52Where do you see that?
09:53What?
09:53I mean, I hope this is right.
09:55That was in the one you sent me, Dave.
09:56It said it was in exchange for a bud light?
09:58Yeah, that was in that story.
10:00Yeah, it says it.
10:01I totally missed that part of it.
10:02That wall.
10:03He wouldn't have told us that anyway.
10:04Wow.
10:05Because that would have really.
10:06That's a dead giveaway.
10:06I mean, the whole thing was dead giveaway.
10:08Oh, in exchange for beer.
10:10And I read it was one bud light.
10:12One bud light.
10:13At least get a six back.
10:14Like, maybe there's a 40.
10:17Yeah, probably was.
10:17That's why she has customers.
10:19I guess.
10:21Because she does it for one bud light?
10:23Yeah.
10:24I'd do nothing for a bud light.
10:29That's not true.
10:30I would do nothing for a bud light.
10:32We'll do anything for a bud light.
10:33Well, I mean, sexually.
10:35Well, listen, bud light.
10:38I mean, I enjoy it.
10:39It's delicious.
10:39Bud light's listening.
10:41But outside of that.
10:42I'll do it.
10:43I'm not performing on you.
10:45Whatever you need, bud light.
10:47Let me know.
10:48She looks like one of the babies from Nothing But Trouble.
10:51You guys know that movie?
10:53Yeah.
10:53Dan Aykroyd movie?
10:54No.
10:55Oh, boy.
10:56Sounds familiar.
10:57Yeah, I think I know it.
10:58The fact that I know this movie.
10:59That is.
11:00Are they real ugly?
11:02Yeah, look at.
11:03Oh, my God.
11:04Almighty Jesus.
11:05That's not good.
11:06That's what you're seeing when her clothes come off.
11:08Oh, my goodness.
11:11Oh, my goodness.
11:12Oh, my God.
11:13She's probably that dirty, too.
11:15Or her voice.
11:17Oh, how does she sound?
11:18I'd love to hear her.
11:19You know how it is.
11:21I'm surprised it's not.
11:22But also, you can't, because you got a breathing apparatus.
11:27Oh, my God.
11:28You want me to give me a blowjob?
11:36I'm surprised she doesn't have the full-on voice.
11:37Honestly, that would be the world's worst blowjob.
11:42I know.
11:43I'm so telling you, man, no teeth.
11:46Ryan, get it together.
11:47I don't know.
11:48I don't know.
11:52I'm not sure.
11:53I'd rather F a grapefruit.
11:56I'm not saying I'm into it, or I'm going to be in that parking lot next.
12:00Looking for a Saturday night on.
12:04Going to Gainesville.
12:06Going to Gainesville.
12:06He's got a six-pack, and he's ready to go.
12:13How much does it cost?
12:15Just one Bud Light?
12:17Just one Bud Light?
12:24I think she's disconnected from the breathing tank, Ryan.
12:28No, no, no.
12:28Here's your two.
12:29Here's your two.
12:29Put it back up.
12:30You're standing on my tube.
12:32Oh, you're standing on her tube.
12:34Oh, I'm sorry.
12:35This car smells.
12:37How does that car smell?
12:39Oh.
12:43Oh, it smells so bad.
12:45It's just oral, right?
12:47I would think so.
12:48She's just blowing.
12:49You could bang her almost anywhere you want.
12:51Yeah, you'd need a school bus to do anything else with her.
12:56You could just start poking it into areas, and it would feel okay, I bet.
13:03Again, if you want to see what we're calling the world's ugliest hooker, you have to go
13:07to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com and check her out.
13:09It is Gainesville, too, so it's probably pretty sweaty in there.
13:12Oh, God.
13:13Yeah, it's hot.
13:14So the smell of her bits and all the randos she has in there.
13:17Oh, God.
13:18It smells so bad.
13:19I want to see the car so bad.
13:21Well, that's what's the most remarkable thing, that it's still running.
13:24I can't believe it.
13:25Because the final year was like 2007 on those things.
13:28I believe, if it's the car, I think it's like my old roommate had.
13:33Oh, no.
13:34No, it wasn't that one.
13:35Say what you want about her.
13:36She keeps a well-maintained car.
13:38I don't know if she does.
13:39She does.
13:42It's in the impound lot right now.
13:45I mean, it's still running, but I bet you it's not in the best shape.
13:48It smells like pumpkins.
13:50Oh, yeah.
13:51It's, whoa.
13:55It's, whoa.
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