00:00You know, I can now bite my fingernails so evenly, I don't even need to use a clipper anymore.
00:05But it's a pleasure to use clippers. Why gnaw away like a mental patient when we have this elegant device?
00:14What if you're in prison?
00:16You don't think they give you clippers?
00:17No, it's like a weapon.
00:19You know, it's really a weapon, that big toenail.
00:21You let that grow for a month, take it in the shower, it's like a ship.
00:26I love prison.
00:28It is fascinating.
00:30Yeah.
00:31Maybe someday.
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