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While trying to impress a waitress from the diner, George launches into a bizarre explanation about why “manure” is actually a perfectly nice word. The conversation quickly goes downhill when she suddenly mentions having a boyfriend on Seinfeld.

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00:00About a year ago, I started selling these funky little hair clips.
00:04It's going pretty good. I make them in my apartment.
00:07I'm just doing this waitress thing for a while because I wanted to go to Europe this summer
00:11and I could use a few extra. Careful.
00:14Oh, it's just horse manure.
00:16Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word manure.
00:20You know, it's newer, which is good, and a ma in front of it.
00:24Ma-nu-er.
00:25I mean, when you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing.
00:31That's a nice watch, George.
00:33Yeah.
00:34You know, my boyfriend has the same one.
00:38Really?
00:39Yeah, he loves watches. He's a real watch freak.
00:42Well, how about that?
00:43Oh, look out. You stepped right in it.
00:45Yes, I sure did.
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