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00:00Tonight, 100 Australians from all logs of life are zooming in from across the country
00:06to be asked any question.
00:08They'll be joined by Mike Goldstein, Ron Lewis and Pete Hellier in a battle to find out who
00:14knows Australia best.
00:16Well, it's all come down to this on The 100 with Andy Lee!
00:24Good evening, I'm Andy Lee and welcome to another episode of The 100, the show only
00:29made possible by the 100 people up there who perfectly represent the cross-section of Australia.
00:34That means, according to the stats, 27 people up there have been a first responder at an
00:39accident.
00:40Just because you're first doesn't always mean you're helpful.
00:53Tonight, I'll be joined by three Aussie legends.
00:56First, he's a comedian, actor, radio presenter, writer, producer and director.
00:59So it takes him three hours to fill out that little customs card when he's flying back
01:02into Australia.
01:03It's Pete Hellier!
01:07Next, she's an amazing stand-up comedian.
01:09But before that, she was a high school teacher for about 10 years.
01:12Perfect preparation for dealing with little shits like Mike Goldstein.
01:15It's Ron Lewis!
01:17Thanks very much.
01:20And finally, here's our little shits, Mike Goldstein!
01:26What a intro!
01:27I have.
01:28Actually, I'm a big shit now.
01:32Let's jump into our first round.
01:34This caught my eye during the week.
01:36Aussies aren't using their annual leave to see the world anymore, with one in five Australians
01:41choosing to stay at home rather than travel.
01:43I get it.
01:44Staying at home is pretty fun.
01:54Can I just point out, Andy, I actually follow that dog's OnlyFans account and it's a really
01:58good one.
01:59It's a good one.
02:00It was distracting.
02:01I wish I put undies on him.
02:04He's excited to be home.
02:06So, pull out the welcome mat and put on a cuppa.
02:09It's time to look at the stats on the home.
02:13Hands on buzzers, please, panel.
02:157% of Aussies have a spare key hidden where?
02:20Is it a lockbox you've forgotten the code to and it's there forever?
02:23Yeah.
02:24No, far more straightforward.
02:25This is under the doormat.
02:26Under the doormat.
02:27Yes.
02:28I love that.
02:28Yeah.
02:30I mean, surely there's better spots to hide the spare key.
02:35In fact, is there someone up there that's willing to show us where or tell us where they
02:40hide their spare key, knowing that you've probably ruined it forever, you have to find
02:43a new spot?
02:45Dane.
02:46Yes.
02:47Dane, how you going?
02:48Yeah, good, bud.
02:49Where do you hide your spare key?
02:51A crusty sock on the clothesline.
02:54Oh!
02:56So you've just got a singular sock hanging on the clothesline?
03:00Yeah, I mean, sometimes there's washing there as well, but not all the time.
03:03Do we have to ask why it's crusty?
03:07I think just from being out in the elements, Mike.
03:11Okay.
03:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:13It's definitely not a teenager sock.
03:16Dane, now that you've told everybody on national television, you're going to change the spot?
03:19Well, it might sew up the front pocket on some Y-fronts maybe and pop it in there.
03:25All right.
03:26I don't think anyone's reaching into your crusty sock.
03:29I need to make it harder.
03:31Thank you, mate.
03:32Really appreciate it.
03:367% of Aussies have a spare key under the doormat.
03:39Sometimes you don't have time to hide it.
03:47Oh!
03:49What a dog!
03:50Yeah.
03:51Wasn't that a small dog?
03:52Yeah, came for a walk.
03:54This one's one for your digipads.
03:56What percent of the hundred have broken into their own house?
04:01This is for your digipads.
04:02Write it in.
04:02Great.
04:02100, pop your answers in.
04:04How many of you have broken into your own house?
04:07I can look at it and I feel it's broken into other people's houses.
04:12Results coming in.
04:14Results are in.
04:15Let's see what the panel can't wait.
04:18Wow.
04:18Bron, you think 100%?
04:20Yeah.
04:21Yeah.
04:21I mean, who hasn't?
04:22I mean, like, I don't know anyone who hasn't.
04:23I sometimes break into my house, even though I've got keys, just to feel something.
04:30Well, let's see.
04:30How many of our hundred have broken into their own house?
04:35Well, 49%.
04:36Mike just gets the points on that one.
04:39Well done.
04:40Around us.
04:41Around us.
04:41Around us.
04:42Is there someone up in our hundred who has broken into their own house, been locked outside?
04:48Ashley.
04:51Ashley.
04:52What?
04:52I've been locked myself out.
04:53No spare key?
04:55No.
04:55It was quite traumatic, actually.
04:57I was selling something on Facebook Marketplace and I didn't want the dogs to get out.
05:01So, I've closed the door behind me and locked in my phone and my eight-week-old son inside.
05:07I reckon you should start with the eight-week-old son and then say the phone in the next time
05:11you tell about the story.
05:13Very true.
05:13Well, I figured fine, I could call for help, but no, that wasn't an option.
05:17So, I had to use the phone of this poor lady who's come to buy something from me so I
05:21could
05:21try and call my husband.
05:22He was like an hour and a half away, so that was no good.
05:25The lady tried to help me, so she got to her car to get some tools and stuff.
05:29She comes back with an umbrella, so we're trying to get in my front window with an umbrella.
05:32That didn't work.
05:33So, I jumped the fence and...
05:34Hang on.
05:35Pause, pause, pause a second.
05:36How are you trying to get into a window with an umbrella?
05:40Um, well, yeah, look, it wasn't very successful.
05:44So, what did you end up doing?
05:46Well, I jumped the fence and I tried to smash the back window with a shovel, but that, in
05:51effect, only really just kind of cleaned all the dirt off the shovel, so I ended up having
05:55to call the CFA and the fire brigade had to come and open the front window with a crowbar.
06:01At least your eight-week-old wouldn't be traumatised by this.
06:05Well, yeah, he's almost one now and he still doesn't talk about it, so he's probably...
06:09LAUGHTER
06:10Thank you very much, really appreciate it.
06:1549% of the hundreds have broken into their own house.
06:18Sometimes it's a two-person job.
06:23LAUGHTER
06:45See, see, I'm telling you, it's fun.
06:47It's a little, little.
06:49Next question.
06:514% of Aussies prefer working from home so they can what?
06:56Pete.
06:56Shit in peace.
06:59LAUGHTER
07:01Yeah, I'm out of the people.
07:06I'm getting applause and they're clapping.
07:08They're clapping.
07:11Is that a first-standing ovation at the 100%?
07:15I think it is.
07:16Jeez.
07:17I mean, for any politicians watching, that's what you need to run on.
07:20LAUGHTER
07:20It seems like it really resonated with Australia.
07:23It's not that...
07:23It's not that feat.
07:254% of Aussies prefer working from home so they can what?
07:28Ron.
07:28Be on Zoom and just watch themselves in the meeting.
07:31Yes, that always happens.
07:33It's good for you.
07:35Have a sleep.
07:36Not sleep.
07:37Have a smoothie.
07:39No, not smoothie.
07:40Get some exercise in.
07:42He's got it, yes!
07:44Oh, you're good.
07:45You're good at this.
07:46What exercise are you doing?
07:49I don't work from home.
07:51Hands back on buzzers.
07:53Before entering the home, 26% of Aussies have what rule?
07:57Ron.
07:58Say thank you to their parents for the deposit.
08:01That should be more rule, Pete.
08:03I always ask for three forms of identification.
08:07No.
08:07Ron.
08:08Is it do a shit in peace?
08:09No!
08:13Not before you get into the homes, but before entering the homes.
08:18Yes.
08:19Is it a classic take your shoes off?
08:21He's got it!
08:24Man of the people.
08:25That's lower than a home.
08:28Over a quarter of Aussies have the shoes off rule at their house.
08:31You can tell those that are particular about dirt being dragged into the home.
08:37Oh, so cute!
08:40Yes!
08:41Clever thing?
08:42Don't dogs do that after they do a poo?
08:45Yeah, that is true, actually.
08:47Oh, there we go.
08:47Now he's going to go in and drag his asshole across the floor.
08:51Final question for the round.
08:53When something doesn't work in the house, 45% of Aussies do what?
09:00Ron.
09:01Oh, wait.
09:0120 years for their husbands to fix it, then throw it out?
09:06Well, I'm going to give it to you.
09:07It's nothing.
09:08They do nothing.
09:08Bron, get out of the points.
09:09Yeah.
09:09That is a threat.
09:11But thank you.
09:12Thank you, guys.
09:14Experience, sir?
09:15Yes.
09:15Yes.
09:16Is there someone up there that has something broken in their home and they are waiting for
09:21it to be fixed and just have a dodgy workaround?
09:25There is.
09:26Well, we're going to look at that straight after this break, so don't go anywhere.
09:31APPLAUSE
09:44Welcome back to the hundreds.
09:46Doors are up there and Pete is just out in front.
09:52And we know why.
09:54Yes.
09:54Sit in peace.
10:00You'll be able to get merch badges of that on them as you guys leave tonight.
10:03Before the break, we're talking about broken items in the home that you never get around
10:08to fixing and Josh has one of those.
10:11Josh, what is it in your house?
10:14It's a laundry light.
10:16Right.
10:16That doesn't work?
10:18Um, it works, but sometimes you have to hit the door frame to get it to actually work.
10:24LAUGHTER
10:25Right.
10:26How close are you to the laundry right now?
10:28Are you portable?
10:29Yeah, I'm portable.
10:30I can get you to the laundry.
10:31It turns into cribs this time a bit.
10:33So you just take us through your house.
10:34Josh, do you also need to fix your top button or...?
10:38LAUGHTER
10:40OK, so there's the light.
10:42So I'm switching it on and off.
10:44Yep.
10:45Yeah.
10:45So you just have to...
10:47LAUGHTER
10:48You should hit the wall.
10:50Oh!
10:52Yeah.
10:54It's like the fons, basically.
10:57Josh, thank you so much.
10:58Really appreciate it.
10:59Yeah.
11:01APPLAUSE
11:03These are my favourite things in people's houses.
11:06I just wondered, are there any more of them up there in the hundred?
11:11There are?
11:12OK.
11:12Well, we're going to get to them by the end of the show.
11:14I want to see everyone's dodgy little shitty things that they don't fix.
11:18We'll do that a lot later on, because in the meantime, we've got a brand new game.
11:22This one's called Should I Say Something?
11:24MUSIC
11:26This game is designed to inform us about how honest we should be in some social situations.
11:32With the help of legendary Aussie comedian Tony Martin, I'm going to show you a series
11:36of scenarios.
11:37100, you've got to tell me whether you would say something if you found yourselves in these
11:41situations.
11:42So Tony, take it away.
11:44I think the date went pretty well.
11:46She just hasn't texted back yet, though.
11:48Right.
11:48Were you wearing the hat?
11:50Oh, this.
11:51Yeah.
11:51I'm just trying out a new look.
11:53Huh.
11:55A friend is trying a new style that doesn't really suit them.
11:59Should I say something?
12:02There you go, 100.
12:04Pop your answers in.
12:05If you were in that scenario with a friend, would you say something?
12:08Are you the type of person that does that?
12:11Panel, how many of our 100 would say something do you think?
12:16Results are in.
12:17Let's see what the panel came up with.
12:19Ooh.
12:20You're the highest there, Pete.
12:21You said 62%.
12:22It's the kind of question that you'd like more follow-up questions.
12:24Like, how close are these people?
12:27How close a friend is it?
12:28Depends.
12:29If they're a friend that you make fun of a lot, you let them wear the hat, and then
12:34afterwards, you laugh in their face.
12:36It's a bonding exercise.
12:38Yes.
12:38It's nice.
12:39I agree with that.
12:40Yeah.
12:40You don't want to miss that opportunity.
12:4140% for you, Mike.
12:42I don't think you say anything, and you hope just over time they realise that bright red
12:47hair is just for clowns?
12:48No.
12:54We've got a really interactive audience tonight.
12:57Well, let's see.
12:58Did someone come as a purple wiggle tonight?
13:01Because the other one's hotter.
13:03Oh, now they're on here, is they?
13:07All right.
13:08Let's see how many of our 100 would have said something.
13:1364%.
13:14Oh, my God.
13:14That's what's going on.
13:16That's incredible.
13:18You're truly a man of the people, Pete.
13:21I am?
13:21Yes.
13:21This feels rigged.
13:23That was too close.
13:24Tony, here's the next one.
13:26So, how was the trip?
13:27So good.
13:28We spent most of our time in New Zealand, pacifically Auckland.
13:31Specifically Auckland?
13:32Yeah, pacifically Auckland.
13:34Huh.
13:35A friend is repeatedly mispronouncing a word.
13:39Should I say something?
13:42LAUGHTER
13:43Pop your answers in 100.
13:45Would you say something if a friend continually mispronounces a word?
13:49Panel, how many of 100 would do that, do you think?
13:52Results are coming in from our 100.
13:55They're in.
13:56Let's see what the panel thought.
13:58Ooh, Mike, you're the lowest this time.
14:0070%.
14:00Yeah.
14:01I mean, I think you say something.
14:03You ask them why they do it over a nice espresso.
14:07Yeah, you defiantly ask them.
14:09You ask.
14:1085% for you.
14:12Look, I think they would.
14:13I would probably correct someone.
14:16But again, do I want to laugh at them later on?
14:19No.
14:20It's a good manager of the book.
14:21Like, what kind of friend am I to them?
14:22Not very good.
14:23I've accidentally mispronounced the word calibre for years.
14:28How did you say it?
14:28And none of my friends corrected me.
14:30None of them.
14:31So it just goes to show you that the calibre of my friends.
14:35Libre.
14:36It's very low.
14:37Calibre.
14:39Mortifying.
14:39Well, I was just going to say, I've lived in Australia now for years, but I still get pulled
14:43up if I say aluminum.
14:44Oh, idiot.
14:45Because you guys say.
14:46Aluminium correctly.
14:47And then, like, I say debut.
14:48You say.
14:49Debut.
14:50Debut.
14:50Yes, we do.
14:51My wife says debut.
14:52Yeah, no, we do say debut sometimes.
14:55Debut is, that's what people do at a Peter Hellyer show.
14:58Debut.
15:01Wow.
15:01He went along.
15:03I was like, oh, I hit your arm.
15:05Let's see.
15:08If you have a friend that is constantly mispronouncing a word, do you say something?
15:14How many of you would have said something?
15:16Let's see.
15:1869%.
15:18Mike gets the points on that one.
15:24Final scenario for us.
15:26Take it away, Tony.
15:27All in all, it's been a ripping quarter at the company, and now I'll hand over to Mish.
15:33Thank you, Tony.
15:34Firstly, I'd just like to say, I think that we should all be really proud of the numbers
15:37that we've generated this year.
15:39I'd like to specifically say thank you to the sales team.
15:42You have blown our expectations out of the water.
15:45We really threw a curveball at you there.
15:47I've noticed a co-worker on Zoom has something embarrassing in their background.
15:52Should I say something?
16:00Would you say something?
16:02This would involve, I want to put the context here, this involves interrupting the meeting,
16:05not like a little text on the side or afterwards.
16:07Say something at the time.
16:09Should Tony have gone, hello Mish, sorry.
16:12Your boyfriend's in the background.
16:14Guys, pop your answers in.
16:15Would you say something?
16:17Panel, how many of our 100 are doing that, do you think?
16:21Results are coming in.
16:25Results are in.
16:26Let's see what the panel think.
16:27Ooh, 85 as well, Pete.
16:30High again.
16:30I think you would, because a little bit of embarrassment compared to potentially going
16:35viral around the world, being on the 100 with Andy Lee.
16:39Mike, 80%?
16:40Yeah, I mean, I've had in a production meeting for the show where in the background my cat
16:44was licking itself, right?
16:46Right.
16:47And my wife ran in, got the cat, got out of the room.
16:50I was mortified.
16:51Like, I don't want people seeing my wife, right?
16:57That was her debut!
16:58That was her debut.
17:00Let's see how many of our 100 would have said something if there is mischief going on
17:05in the background, I assume.
17:0757%.
17:07It is just Mike's.
17:09Well done, Mike.
17:11And it is the end of the round.
17:14But don't go in there, because after the break we'll find out how many people are
17:16and how many of us have an item that belongs to an ex-partner that we have no intention
17:20of giving back.
17:21We'll see you soon.
17:35Welcome back to the 100.
17:36The scores are up there.
17:38And Pete still out in front.
17:42Now, Peter may have picked a peck of pickled peppers.
17:45But did Peter ever pick the percent?
17:49I can't believe I got that right.
17:51That's amazing.
17:52This is really good.
17:54In Pick the Percent we asked the 100 questions from a range of different topics.
17:57Panel, your job is to work out how the 100 will lean when it comes to these questions.
18:02First question.
18:03What percent of the 100 have been electrocuted?
18:08Pop your answers in your digipads.
18:11100, how many of you have been electrocuted?
18:14Imagine we got one live as they went to press their button.
18:19Results are in.
18:20Let's see what the panel's got.
18:22Oh, Mike, you're the highest at 20%.
18:25That's a lot.
18:26Is it?
18:27Yeah.
18:28I don't know.
18:29They seem like the type that stick forks in sockets.
18:33Also, maybe they're like me and they pretended like they knew how to jumpstart a car because
18:37there was a woman watching.
18:39That's true.
18:40Eight percent for you, Pete.
18:42I thought that might have been high.
18:43So I'm shocked that I...
18:45Shocked.
18:45Pun intended.
18:46I'm the lowest.
18:47Oh, yeah.
18:49There's a little physical humour there.
18:52Wow.
18:53Available for auditions.
18:56If you want to try one more time and we'll get a sound effect of electrocute going.
19:00Are you ready?
19:01Are you ready?
19:01Okay.
19:06That's pretty good.
19:07I'm fine.
19:07I'm fine.
19:08And the lighting.
19:10The lighting guys were quick on it as well.
19:12Bron, you're 10%.
19:13Well, I was going to go lower, but then there was a guy who smashed a wall for his light
19:17to go on, so I thought probably...
19:19That's very true.
19:20Well, let's see how many of our hundred have been electrocuted.
19:25What?
19:2617%!
19:27How did you...
19:27Mike gets the points on the hour.
19:31That's a lot.
19:33Shall we...
19:34Shall we...
19:34Yes, please.
19:35Let's talk to someone about this.
19:36Anyone would be happy to tell us their shocking story?
19:40Oh.
19:41Leanne.
19:43Hello.
19:44Leanne.
19:44Hi, everyone.
19:46Tell us, what was the situation?
19:48Well, it was about when I was 14.
19:51Oh.
19:52I had this fish tank and the fish kept jumping out.
19:55I wanted to put a cover over it.
19:59My dad had a table saw and I've seen him a few times use it, so I went up and
20:06did it
20:06and I went to unplug it and I pulled it apart and that was it.
20:14I was...
20:14Oh, no.
20:15Leanne.
20:16I went down.
20:17Oh.
20:21Leanne, you've just stolen Pete's roll.
20:25My nemesis.
20:27Well, and so, what happens when you get a lift?
20:31Can you remember the moment?
20:32Is it an instant pass out?
20:34And what superpowers did you get?
20:35Yeah.
20:38Unfortunately, I got none.
20:40Thank you so much for sharing.
20:42I'm glad to see you here.
20:43Wow.
20:43Wow.
20:4617% of the 100 have been electrocuted.
20:49Sometimes it's worth the risk for a good feed.
20:58Sorry, I just realised it looked like I was going to throw to that and it's about to get
21:03fried.
21:03No, it wasn't fried goat.
21:05It was just an amazing thing.
21:07Yeah, good balance from the goat.
21:09Next question.
21:10What percent of the 100 still owns something that belongs to an ex-partner?
21:16Pop your answers in 100.
21:18How many of you still own something that belongs to an ex-partner?
21:25Results are in.
21:26Let's see what panel count would be.
21:2860% for you, Mike.
21:29Yeah.
21:30I had an ex-girlfriend break up with me at her house, so I stole her remote.
21:34Oh.
21:35Oh.
21:35And now I just drive by her house on occasion and change the channel.
21:39LAUGHTER
21:43Let's see how many of our 100 have something that belongs to an ex.
21:5122%.
21:51Pete gets the points.
21:52You've done really well.
21:54Thank you, Ben.
21:55I'm all doing well.
21:56We're all doing well.
21:56We're all doing well.
21:57Next question.
21:58This one's pretty intense.
22:00What percent of the 100 wet their toothbrush before brushing their teeth?
22:06Oh.
22:07Wet their toothbrush?
22:08Pop your answers in 100.
22:09Do you wet your toothbrush before brushing your teeth?
22:12Opposed to those who just go straight on with the paste.
22:15Results are in.
22:16Let's see what the panel's not wet.
22:18Yeah, I'm with all of you on this one, but Brian, do you think 90%?
22:22Yeah, I do.
22:23Like, I think you should wet anything before you put it inside you, so...
22:27LAUGHTER
22:29LAUGHTER
22:32Just a tip for all the blokes out there, and...
22:3598, Mike, you're the highest.
22:37That's huge.
22:37Surely, yeah, most people.
22:39There might be a couple of people from regional Australia that they still do it, but they do
22:43it to brush their tooth.
22:45LAUGHTER
22:46LAUGHTER
22:49Let's see how many of our 100 wet their toothbrush before brushing their teeth.
22:5567%.
22:56He gets the points.
22:58He's got the answer before.
22:59This is very good.
23:00You're very good at this.
23:0267% of the 100 wet their toothbrush before they brush their teeth, and funnily enough,
23:06the exact same amount wet their toothbrush before brushing their turtle.
23:10Oh!
23:12Oh!
23:12Yeah!
23:13Yeah!
23:14It's working, the turtle.
23:16LAUGHTER
23:17Yeah, I just wanted to show you that.
23:18LAUGHTER
23:19Next question.
23:21What percent of the 100 have been stuck somewhere and had to sleep there overnight?
23:26Does jail count?
23:27LAUGHTER
23:29Yeah, it probably does.
23:30Yeah.
23:31What percent of the 100 have been stuck somewhere and had to sleep there overnight?
23:35100, pop your answers in.
23:37How many of you have been stuck somewhere?
23:39Which meant you had to stay there overnight.
23:42Results coming in.
23:43Results are in.
23:44Let's see what our power car will do.
23:46Wow!
23:47Broad, 79%.
23:48Yeah, I thought I was being safe with that.
23:50I think everyone has done that.
23:51I mean, one time I got stuck in Tasmania, and then I learnt that there's people stuck there forever.
23:57LAUGHTER
23:5970%, you reckon, Mike?
24:00Yeah, I think 70% of them have flown Jetstar at some point.
24:04Yeah, totally.
24:07Hopefully they're not our sponsor at the moment.
24:10Or they were our sponsor.
24:12Let's see how many of you have been stuck somewhere overnight.
24:1625%!
24:17Pete gets the point.
24:18Congratulations.
24:21King of the polls.
24:2225% of the 100 have been stuck somewhere overnight.
24:25Sometimes the question isn't how to get them unstuck, it's how they got stuck there in the first place.
24:32LAUGHTER
24:38You're hanging out with the goat from earlier on, aren't you?
24:42It is the end of the round, but is there someone up there that has been stuck somewhere overnight?
24:50There is.
24:51Well, we want to get that story straight after the break, so don't go anywhere.
25:08Welcome back to the 100.
25:10Scores are up there and Pete's still thriving forward.
25:14Yes.
25:15Plenty of show left to go, Andy.
25:16Plenty of show left to go.
25:17Yes, plenty of time to choke.
25:20Before the break, we were asking whether someone had been stuck somewhere overnight, and Fernanda
25:27has had that happen to her.
25:28Fernanda, hello.
25:29Hi, Andy.
25:30Where were you?
25:31I was with my husband back in Brazil doing an orienting race in the forest.
25:39Oh, gosh.
25:40It's ironic getting lost when you're doing orienteering.
25:43Yeah, and were you new to this, or was this something that you guys are prepared for?
25:48No, we did a course, but it was our first race actually doing it properly or trying to.
25:54How long were you meant to complete the race in?
25:56So, that was supposed to be between 10 and 12 hours, but then we decided to follow this
26:03river, and then it was going to get us closer to where we need to go, but we hit a
26:11deep end,
26:11and it was the top of a waterfall that we couldn't go through.
26:16It was sunset, and it was getting dark.
26:19It was winter and rainy, very cold.
26:21We were wet.
26:23It was too dangerous to go back to where we came from, so we decided to just stay overnight
26:29and wait for the sunrise.
26:31At any point, did you consider killing your partner and eating his remains?
26:36No.
26:38Thank you so much.
26:39Really appreciate it.
26:42On to our next round.
26:44This caught my eye recently.
26:45According to a survey, 37 years old is officially the age society deems you are too old to go
26:51clubbing.
26:52There are some exceptions.
27:01Not sure if she's one of them.
27:02Anyway, so dance the night away and grab a kebab at 3am.
27:05It's time to look at the stats on A Night Out.
27:09Here we go.
27:10First question.
27:11Aussies are 73% more likely to bail on a social outing when it's with who?
27:17Pete.
27:17Aaron Patterson.
27:24A Collingwood supporter.
27:26No.
27:27Whoa, too much.
27:29That's too much.
27:30No, Aussies are 73% more likely to bail on a social outing when it's with who?
27:36Family?
27:37Not family.
27:38Apologies to my family watching.
27:39No, I would never.
27:40I would never.
27:42We're sold.
27:43Not family.
27:45Coworker?
27:46Coworker?
27:46Yeah.
27:47Coworker.
27:5173% of Aussies are more likely to bail on a social outing if it's with a colleague.
27:56Some colleagues would be fun to party with.
27:59Yes.
28:03That's fun.
28:04Some people wonder why the metro tunnel has been delayed.
28:07This next one's for your digipads.
28:10What percent of the hundred have used a fake ID?
28:14That includes using someone else's ID that looks like you.
28:17Yep.
28:18Right.
28:19So pop your answers in, 100.
28:20How many of you have used a fake ID at some point in your life?
28:24Results coming in.
28:26Results are in.
28:27And let's see what the panel came up with.
28:30Why?
28:32Right down at 30%.
28:33Well, in America, it is more.
28:34I thought less so here because the drinking age is 18, right?
28:37But we start drinking younger.
28:38Yes.
28:40Well, did you have one?
28:41Well, I have one now, but it says I'm 72, so I can get the seniors discount on the movies.
28:48You're the highest, Pete.
28:49You reckon 86.
28:50Yeah, which might even be low, to be honest.
28:52I think everyone's used a fake ID at some point.
28:54Did you have one?
28:55Yeah, my mum made me a fake ID.
28:56Your mum made you one?
28:58Because she didn't want, I was going out before I was 18, to nightclubs, and she didn't
29:01want me waiting at the front.
29:03She didn't want me to be inside the nightclub, she said waiting at the front.
29:06So she got a little laminator out.
29:09She made me a fake ID.
29:11How?
29:12Was that your mum dancing at the club?
29:15Let's see how many of our 100 had a fake ID.
29:2122% might get the points.
29:23That's amazing.
29:25Yeah.
29:27That's, that surprised me as well.
29:29I'm not disappointed that I didn't get it right, I'm just disappointed in the 100.
29:33Who up there had a fake ID?
29:35Kelly.
29:37Yeah.
29:37Hey Kelly.
29:38Talk us through it.
29:39What was it?
29:39Was it the laminator that came out from your mum, like Pete?
29:42No, I found it in my school locker.
29:44I was assigned to a school locker in year 11 and I was there.
29:49So someone had accidentally left it there from the past user of the locker?
29:52I think they left it there for me.
29:54Oh.
29:55And so did this person look like you?
29:58Not at all.
29:59But it worked for you?
30:02Two years.
30:02I got into trans-womance, the Pally Bar, wild bills.
30:07Two years of partying on this fake ID.
30:09And then what did you do at the end?
30:11I mean, you probably turned 18 by the time.
30:12Yeah, when I turned 18, I, um, lent it back to the address.
30:16Her name is Claire.
30:18And so I sent her a lovely thank you letter and said,
30:21this has come in very handy.
30:25That's the great mail to fit to receive.
30:27Thank you so much for sharing.
30:28Really appreciate it, Kelly.
30:31Next question.
30:32On a night out, 5% of Aussies have ended up drinking with who?
30:37Pete.
30:38Molly Meldrum.
30:41It's a good guess.
30:42I mean, Mark?
30:44Barnaby Joyce.
30:46No.
30:46No, um, Molly would count as one I reckon.
30:50Barnaby Wooden.
30:52A real man?
30:57That's not that.
30:58A celebrity?
30:59She's got it.
31:00What about Ron?
31:03Yeah.
31:045% of us.
31:06Who up there ended up on a night out with a celebrity?
31:10Raylene.
31:11Hey, Raylene.
31:12Hi.
31:12Who was it?
31:14Molly Meldrum.
31:15Go!
31:19That's amazing.
31:20That is amazing.
31:22I mean, surely extra points for me.
31:25I don't need an extra point.
31:27Wow.
31:27How long ago?
31:28I was 17.
31:30Right.
31:31Underage drinking, so used to fake ID.
31:33Nice.
31:33She's collecting all the questions.
31:36And Raylene, where were you?
31:38Um, Sweetheart's Nightclub, the Cabramatta in Sydney.
31:41And how did you find yourself having a drink with Molly?
31:44So it was after my sister's wedding and I was in this bright blue bridesmaid's dress and,
31:49um, I went there afterwards to party on and, um, he took a liking to the dress and the hat
31:56that I was wearing.
31:57Did he ask to do an outfit swap?
32:00We did swap hats and have a dance around the dance floor.
32:03That's incredible.
32:04Hat respects hat game.
32:05I understand it.
32:06Uh, thank you so much for sharing.
32:08Unbelievable.
32:11It's the end of the round, uh, but after the break, we're going to have a brand new game for
32:15you all.
32:15It involves this news headline.
32:18I'm not Warnie's girl.
32:20Panel, your job is to guess which member of our hundred this news article is about.
32:25We'll see you soon.
32:40Welcome back to the hundred.
32:41The scores are up there.
32:43Oh, they're trying to come back at your piece.
32:46Mm.
32:47Uh, just a reminder, we are going to head into people's homes and see their jerry-rig quick fixes a
32:52little later on.
32:52But before that, it's time to jump into a brand new game.
32:55This one's called Headline Heroes.
32:59Okay, panel, we're going to show you some real news headlines, and it's your job to pick which one of
33:04our hundred members the headline is talking about.
33:07So we'll start with this one.
33:10Australians donate their bodies to Body Worlds Exhibition.
33:14Yes, this article featured on ABC News.
33:17Both our headline hero and her mother are donors for the Body Worlds Exhibition, where dead bodies are displayed in
33:23a museum.
33:24Fun.
33:25Yes.
33:26That's beautiful.
33:27Is that Sarah?
33:29Is that Jennifer?
33:31Or is that Christy?
33:34Who of those three have donated, along with their mum, donated their bodies to be in a museum in Germany?
33:42I think, are Jennifer and Christy the same person?
33:45What is that?
33:47Any questions for our three?
33:50I'll kick it off.
33:51Sarah, are you afraid of dying?
33:54Not particularly.
33:55Okay.
33:56Not particularly.
33:57Jennifer, are you into science?
33:59Yes, and obsessed with any TV show medical related.
34:05Oh, okay.
34:06There we go.
34:08Christy, how well do you like your mother?
34:16Yes, I love her to bits.
34:18Okay, good.
34:19Sarah, would you say you are an exhibitionist?
34:22Oh.
34:24Ooh.
34:24That's a great question, Pete.
34:25Maybe.
34:26Yeah, a little.
34:27This is for everybody.
34:28Raise your hand if you just straight up can't afford a real funeral.
34:38I love that question.
34:40That's all we've got time for, so let's pop our answers in.
34:42This is hard.
34:43Do you think it's Sarah, Jennifer or Christy that is going to donate their body?
34:50I don't want anyone seeing this body alive or dead.
34:53Oh, no.
34:55Okay, let's see what our panel think.
34:58Oh, that's fun.
34:59Ooh.
35:00Two Jens and a Sarah.
35:03Okay, will the person who this article is about please raise their hand?
35:09Oh.
35:10Hey.
35:11How did you get the points?
35:16Christy, if your mum passes first, will she be in a museum before you and you can visit her?
35:23I suppose so, yes.
35:25Wow.
35:26Or are you planning like a Thelma and Louise moment?
35:29No.
35:31And what about being there for everyone to see for the rest of time appealed to you?
35:36If someone can learn something with my body after I'm done with it, I'm happy for that.
35:41Amazing.
35:41It's incredible.
35:42Well, I applaud you.
35:43Thank you so much.
35:44Really appreciate it.
35:47We've got one more headline.
35:49This one.
35:51I'm not Warnie's girl.
35:53Same.
35:54Now, I'm going to have to keep the names a secret here because this was the front page
35:58for the Geelong Advertiser.
36:00When Shane Warne hooked up with Liz Hurley, the headline hero was bombarded by Facebook
36:05messages and emails because she shares the same name as Warnie's ex-wife, Simone Callaghan.
36:10So.
36:11Really?
36:12Front page?
36:13Yeah.
36:14It's Geelong.
36:15Geelong Advertiser doing some hard-hitting journalism.
36:18Yeah.
36:19Well, is Simone Callaghan this person, this person, or this person?
36:26A, B, or C?
36:30Ask some questions, guys.
36:32C?
36:32Hello.
36:33So, has Sharon Straslecki ever threatened to bash you?
36:40No.
36:41No?
36:41Okay.
36:42What's the name of Warnie's ex-wife?
36:45Simone Callaghan.
36:46Callaghan.
36:47Mm.
36:47A, does your name rhyme with Shmimone Callishman?
36:52Not invisible.
36:53Not invisible.
36:54You're going to get thrown out of clockwork.
36:55What are you doing?
36:58B, have you ever been approached by the media?
37:01Yeah.
37:02Yeah.
37:03Quite a few times.
37:05Quite a few times.
37:06Ooh.
37:07Okay.
37:08All right.
37:09A, are you 14 years old?
37:13That's my concern with A.
37:14Yeah, that's my one.
37:15No.
37:16No.
37:17Well, pop your answers in.
37:18A, B, or C, who do you think was hounded by the British press,
37:24as well as Facebook messages and emails,
37:26Facebook?
37:27Thinking that they were Warnie's ex.
37:29Our results coming in from our panel.
37:32Oh, two C's and a B.
37:34Your B.
37:35Well, it's only a name we're going off, aren't we?
37:37It's only a name.
37:38And I hope it's not A, because that feels morally wrong.
37:41Yeah, I agree with you.
37:42Yeah, yeah.
37:42So I'm going with B.
37:43B, okay.
37:44I think there's some stories to tell her down at Bell Park Dragons.
37:46Will the real Simone please raise her hand?
37:51Yay!
37:54Well done, Riggs.
37:56This is Riggs.
37:57Well done.
37:58Remember the Molly Meldrum bit?
38:00He's been there, like this game before.
38:02Exactly.
38:02She's on to us.
38:04She's on to us.
38:04She's on to us.
38:05Uh, Simone, what a pain.
38:08How long did it last?
38:10Uh, look, I've been on for a while,
38:13because obviously my maiden name was Simone Callaghan
38:17for quite a while until I got married.
38:19Um, but it was only supposed to be a little tiny article
38:25helping out a mate that was a journo with Geelong Addie,
38:29and I was on front page all over Australia.
38:36Like, you know, all these newspapers,
38:38and it was just totally unexpected.
38:41I thought it was a laugh.
38:43Were any of those direct messages from Mornie?
38:46Because he did like to slide into DMs from time to time.
38:48R.O.P.
38:49You know what?
38:50I love cricket, and I really wanted to meet him,
38:54but, um, that kind of ruined my chances,
38:58because I was so embarrassed by the blow-up of the article
39:02that I thought, I don't want to look like a fame whore,
39:05and Joe Sargent would go, look for his hair.
39:09I never got to meet him.
39:12Oh, he was one of the greats.
39:13Simone, thank you so much.
39:14Really great.
39:14You had it.
39:15Well done.
39:17That's the end of Headline Heroes,
39:18but stick around,
39:20because after the break we'll announce tonight's winner,
39:22but also we're going to look at all the broken items
39:25in the homes of The 100
39:27and their dodgy workarounds in the house.
39:29We'll see you very soon.
39:43Welcome back to The 100.
39:45It's now time to announce tonight's winner.
39:53And tonight's winner will have their body preserved and displayed
39:57in a museum in Germany.
39:59And that honour goes to...
40:02Pete Elliott!
40:03Yes.
40:04Yes.
40:11Well done, Pete, but it's not about you guys over there,
40:13it's about the people up here.
40:15And as promised, we're going to go back into their homes
40:19and find out what little inventions they have as workarounds
40:23for things that don't work in their particular households.
40:27And we kick this off with Angela.
40:30Hey, Angela.
40:31Hi, Andy.
40:33Angela, what is the workaround for you?
40:36So to use my air fryer,
40:38we actually have to use an elastic band to keep the door closed.
40:41And Angela, can we see the...
40:43Oh, you got it there.
40:44None better.
40:44I've got the air fryer here.
40:45Fantastic.
40:46So to keep the door closed,
40:49we have to use an elastic band over the knob.
40:54She's done it!
40:56It's incredible!
40:58Angela, thank you so much.
40:59Really appreciate it.
41:00Thank you, Angela.
41:01Thanks, guys.
41:03Next up, we meet Norman.
41:06Oh, Norman.
41:08Norman, it's a rude question to ask,
41:11but I'm going to throw it at you anyway.
41:12How old are you?
41:14I'll be 86 next month.
41:16Oh, congratulations!
41:18Congratulations!
41:20I tell you, we have everyone cross-section of Australia.
41:22Norman, what are you jerry-rigging in your house?
41:25I have an air conditioner in this room where I am now,
41:28which is my office, playroom, piano room.
41:32I have an extractor fan in this room
41:35that will cool through the wall into my bedroom,
41:40which doesn't have an air conditioner, only a fan.
41:43Oh, so you've set up, like, a little contraption
41:46so you can pull the air from one room into the other one.
41:49Yes, if you just look at that switch on the wall...
41:52Oh, there you go.
41:53..and you see above it, there's an extractor fan.
41:56That's great.
41:56Norman, you've made your own OnlyFans.
42:01Done!
42:04Norman, side question.
42:06Do you know what OnlyFans is?
42:09No.
42:12Norman, thank you very much.
42:13Really appreciate it.
42:18That's epic.
42:19Final one, I've got Ingrid.
42:21Ingrid, what is it in your house that you've jerry-rigged?
42:24I've got a few things, but one of them is an electric mixer,
42:28like, you know, the handheld mixer.
42:30Mm-hm.
42:30And when I make chocolate mousse, it says, you know,
42:32you have to sit there for, like, or stand there for five minutes
42:34mixing it.
42:35And I don't know, I hate time-wasting,
42:37so I have the mixer clamped to the shelf in the kitchen
42:42so that I can just go off and do what I have to
42:44and whatever and come back in five minutes and it's done.
42:46That is such great commitment to mousse.
42:49Yeah.
42:50Can we see?
42:51Can we see?
42:51I want chocolate mousse.
42:52Can we see the clamps?
42:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:54All right, OK.
42:54Yeah.
42:55I've got it all set up because I'm actually making chocolate mousse today.
42:58Oh, she's done.
43:03I love that.
43:06That's great.
43:07Ingrid, thank you so much.
43:09We really appreciate it.
43:13Amazing job.
43:14It brings us to the end of the show this evening.
43:17And obviously we hand it over to the 100 to sign off the show.
43:20There's one person that I had in mind.
43:22Norman.
43:24Yes.
43:25Yay!
43:27Norman.
43:30Thank you for joining us, mate.
43:32Please take it away.
43:33The show is yours to sign off.
43:35Well, thanks very much for having me.
43:38It's been really enjoyable.
43:40Different experience.
43:42Thank you, Andy, and to the other members of the panel there.
43:46And good night.
43:48Yeah!
43:50Thank you, Norman.
43:52I mean...
43:55It's incredible that he can work a Zoom.
43:57My dad, if you're watching, if he can do it, you can.
44:00A huge thank you as well to my guest this evening, Pete Ellia.
44:03Thank you very much.
44:04Well done, Pete.
44:05Well done.
44:06Ron Lewis.
44:07Thank you!
44:07Everybody.
44:08Mike Goldstein.
44:09All right.
44:11If you want to be a part of the 100 or our audience,
44:14you can go to the 100.live.
44:15If you've missed any episodes this season, go to 9 now.
44:17And we'll see you next week, everybody.
44:18Thank you, everybody.
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