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00:12Do you know I'm all in?
00:14Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:16Use me when I'm sick.
00:17Go on.
00:50Do you make me nervous?
00:56What's that?
01:01What's that?
01:46What's that?
01:47You can do it.
01:48I know.
01:49No.
01:50I'm going to.
01:54What's that?
01:55Okay.
01:57Keep going.
01:58I can do this.
02:00I can do this.
02:01No.
02:02Can you?
02:07I can do it.
02:12I can do it.
02:24Well, Z. Hey, am I with you right now?
02:26Get my flashcards and everything.
02:28Uh, actually, uh, about that.
02:31Uh, I know we're down to the wire, and I promise I'll have you ready for tomorrow.
02:35But.
02:36What?
02:36But I can't meet right now, because I have my first songwriting session with, uh, Justin.
02:41I asked him for help with my showcase song, like you said, and you went for it.
02:46Hello?
02:47Uh, did I lose you?
02:50I'm here.
02:51Hey, are you keeping up?
02:52Calling to say that you were right.
02:53It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply.
02:55What can I say?
02:56I know my pretentious douches.
02:57There he is.
02:59Okay, anyway, uh, it's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute, but I got one,
03:02so I have to push cheatering until later.
03:04Tiedish?
03:05Sure.
03:07Are you okay?
03:08Yeah.
03:09Yeah, why?
03:11Because you're speaking in two- and three-word sentences.
03:14No, I'm not.
03:16Yes, you are.
03:18Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key step in Project
03:23Loverboy, and you are on the road to getting laid.
03:26Uh, excuse me, that's not what this is about.
03:30Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
03:32He is a talented musician who I respect.
03:35And also want to hook up with.
03:38Well, yeah!
03:40Oh my god, oh my god, I'm so nervous.
03:44You're overthinking.
03:45Get out of your head.
03:47You know your shit.
03:48Just do you.
03:49Yeah, right.
03:51Me.
03:53And by the way,
03:54you may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.
03:58So, act like it.
04:02Thanks, coach.
04:04Okay, gotta go.
04:05Thanks, coach.
04:13Thanks, coach.
04:14Don't worry about the rest...
04:21Yes!
04:22No!
04:23Even the Laredness, everyone.
04:25Losing to a girl?
04:26Sexist.
04:26How is that sexist?
04:27She is not a girl.
04:29She's a person.
04:30Go pot.
04:30Aw, I'm saying NFL caps.
04:32I'm sorry.
04:33You're good.
04:34Gee, this is Lexi's friend, Zoe.
04:36Zoe?
04:36Zoe, two out of three, okay?
04:38Let's go, let's go.
04:39Dean, Dean, chill.
04:40Garrett needs to study.
04:41I need to live.
04:42This is the living room.
04:44Hey, Dean, come on.
04:45Garrett's bench if he doesn't pass this thing,
04:46and then he's fucked.
04:46Your whole line is passed.
04:47And the season's fucked.
04:48I can't be the number one fan of a shitty game.
04:50That's so embarrassing.
04:51Right, guys, I'm trying.
04:52Rainfuel flying in, Cap.
04:54We got you.
04:55High in omega-3s, carpool, no Tito bullshits.
04:58Yes, sir.
04:59What is that?
05:00More liquid IV.
05:01I thought you passed on the sponsorship.
05:02Yeah, I did.
05:03They DMed my dad some happy family marketing angle.
05:05They want me to do the whole thing with him.
05:06Wait, Sarge, that's it?
05:08How much money did you leave on the table?
05:09Does it matter?
05:09It's kind of his business.
05:10Yo, he's trying to study.
05:11Trust me, no amount of money is worth it.
05:14That's my taco shop is the ideal sponsorship.
05:16No swings attached, just carne and sada.
05:18All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
05:19Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
05:21Jules.
05:21What?
05:21He knows he's a nepo.
05:22Hey, you know what?
05:23I need to focus.
05:24Jeez.
05:25Uh-oh.
05:26Seriously, dude?
05:29Think he's coming back for that?
05:36I mean, this is just a start.
05:38What I have, it's rough still.
05:42Might totally suck.
05:43Yeah, might suck.
05:44Might not.
05:45It's a process.
05:48Yeah.
05:56Yeah, I like this phrase here.
05:59You do?
05:59Yeah.
06:01These?
06:02Are these lyrics?
06:03No, uh, maybe.
06:06Maybe.
06:06They're my attempts.
06:07Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school.
06:10Uh, can you sing it for me?
06:11Oh, no, I'm not a singer.
06:13Sorry.
06:13Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
06:17You know what?
06:18That might be fine.
06:19Okay.
06:19Uh, um, why don't you, why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
06:26Yeah, yeah, sure.
06:27Um, uh, it's a love song, I think.
06:31Um, I kind of wanted to use the cello here, like a guitar.
06:35Kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?
06:37Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals.
06:39Like they're having a conversation.
06:42Uh, sorry.
06:43But the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
06:48And the cello's like, hey, I see you.
06:51I'm into you.
06:52You know?
06:55Yeah.
06:56Yeah, um, I got what you're suckling.
06:59Really?
07:00Hmm.
07:02Hey, can I, can I borrow this?
07:04Mess around with it a bit?
07:05Yes, please, of course, take it.
07:07Sweet.
07:08Sweet.
07:14Your life is about to change.
07:16It is?
07:16Yeah, well, I think my life's about to change.
07:18Hence, you're going to afford hearing more like you do.
07:21Okay.
07:22Do you remember that agent I told you about?
07:23The one that reps regular youth theater legend, Joanna Maxwell?
07:27Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago, and he wants to sign you.
07:31Oh, that's great.
07:32It is.
07:33Like, it really, really is.
07:35His agency has offices all over the place, so this could mean film and TV work in L.A.,
07:39like, stage work in New York.
07:40Like, this is everything.
07:42Everything.
07:43What happened to Vermont?
07:44I thought you'd join me there after you graduated.
07:45With family, my dad's insurance company.
07:48Vermont was summer.
07:50Vermont was the plan.
07:52Vermont was the plan.
07:55Maybe I have...
07:56What if it is?
07:58It's just...
07:59What are the odds?
08:02What do you mean?
08:03I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
08:06You know, Vermont, we can build a life together.
08:07A great life that's stable and secure.
08:09Yeah, that is a great life.
08:11But I can't relax.
08:12I mean, you can do all the summer stops you want.
08:14You basically always get to leave it.
08:15I know you love.
08:16Okay.
08:17And what I'll fall in winter, spring.
08:20I guess I just thought you'd have to grow all this.
08:26Well...
08:26I didn't mean it like that.
08:28I'll leave it in.
08:31I'm about to get cold.
08:32Can we talk about this later?
08:33Are you done?
08:37No, I'm not.
08:48Hey, you don't have to lock it.
08:49You just leave it on the porch.
08:51Or actually, you know...
08:53I can leave it on the porch.
08:54Hi, thanks.
09:00What happened to your Subaru?
09:01Oh, my Wookaroo.
09:03How do you know about that?
09:04I fixed it.
09:05Freshmaneer, you brought it to my family's garage just after six.
09:08That was you?
09:08That was me, yeah.
09:10I love that car.
09:11Tragically, she died.
09:12Oh, shit.
09:13Sorry.
09:13No, no.
09:14You gave my Blue Barustic for months of life.
09:15I had her my whole freshman year.
09:17That was huge.
09:17Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up, I'm your guy.
09:21Okay.
09:22I'm serious.
09:23I kind of made a little business out of fixing things,
09:25doing handyman work, whatever I can get around campus.
09:28I'm actually currently on my way to paying Professor Walden's new widescreen TV for $25 an hour.
09:33Nice.
09:34Yeah.
09:35I'm rolling out.
09:36Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for free for minimum wage.
09:41Hey, where's the Bentley?
09:42I love riding my bike.
09:44It keeps me grounded, you know?
09:45Good for you.
09:46I'm proud of you.
09:47You're a hockey player.
09:48All you guys got free rides.
09:50Yeah, well, Skylar should be only going to go so far.
09:52Can't I'll be Gary Graham, right?
09:55Anyway, he is, uh, sitting in his room.
09:58This is the last door.
09:58On the left.
09:59I know.
10:00Right.
10:01Right.
10:02Right.
10:14Garrett.
10:18Garrett, I'm not sure how cherry pie is condensed with those-
10:21Oh, my God!
10:26Wait.
10:27You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
10:29I'm sorry.
10:30Okay, you know, I plan these sessions for you, and you're always distracted.
10:32You're at the gym, curling or pressing or whatever, or sexting or-
10:36Fuck!
10:37Actually having sex.
10:38Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
10:40No, it doesn't.
10:40Yeah, it does.
10:41We're supposed to be a couple.
10:42Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
10:44We talked about this.
10:44Well, I know that nobody would believe that Mr. I-Don't-Do-Girlfriends would actually
10:47have a girlfriend.
10:48That's not the point.
10:49The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.
10:53Yes, I am.
10:53I was studying.
10:54Studying what?
10:55Exactly.
10:56No, actually, don't.
10:57Don't answer that.
10:58Zoe offered to help, you know, take my mind off of things, loosen up a little bit.
11:01Oh, my God.
11:02Please, stop.
11:02You changed the study time.
11:04Yeah, I changed it to now, and you agreed.
11:06Okay, hold on.
11:06Wait.
11:08Okay, I'm sorry.
11:10I want to learn this.
11:11I do.
11:12I-I don't get how there can be two truths.
11:16Like, shit's either true or it's not.
11:18Subjective, objective.
11:19I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
11:23He-he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves.
11:27Like, believing in God.
11:30See, this is why I need you.
11:31That actually makes sense.
11:32Yeah, well, what can I say?
11:33I know my pretentious philosophers.
11:35Hm.
11:36Okay, look.
11:37I messed up.
11:38Can you please come back inside?
11:40Tucker made salmon.
11:41We can eat, study-
11:42Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
11:44Oh.
11:46Shit, I do.
11:47Uh, that's okay.
11:48Just, uh, give me-give me five minutes.
11:51What?
11:52Uh, Justin has some thoughts.
11:54About the song.
11:56Alright, well, what about studying?
11:58I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything.
12:00Okay?
12:01And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
12:04With your clothes on!
12:21And then the cello part you wrote for the pre actually worked great as a vocal melody.
12:25And I added another section before the call and response.
12:28What was it all for?
12:31Hello, hello, babe?
12:34Sinkin' into your yellow, yellow eyes.
12:38Yellow, yellow.
12:41Land each other, but.
12:44Yellow, yellow.
12:49Yellow, yellow.
12:51Something like that.
12:53You, you just came up with that?
12:54You just came up with that?
12:54That's your old melody.
12:55I just, I just gave it words.
12:58Do you, do you like it?
12:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I do.
13:01I, I, I really, really do.
13:02Yeah, I mean, I told you and I'm just, I'm really glad you like it.
13:08Uh, shit, sorry.
13:10Hey, um.
13:12Uh, do you, do you always record yourself?
13:13Well, you never know when inspiration might strike.
13:15Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the air, it's because I'm recording.
13:18Like, the sound of the wind or, uh, trees rustling.
13:22Or do a ceramic clicking on the line.
13:24Such a specific sound?
13:25Such a specific sound, yeah.
13:26And, and then you use it?
13:28Yeah, sometimes, usually.
13:29Like, really deep in the mix and I'm trying to change things up.
13:31Ben Folds does it too, and Sharon Rennett.
13:33Like, Billie Eilish and Phineas?
13:34Yeah, yeah, exactly.
13:36Oh, my God.
13:39Let me, um, send you this file and we can, we can riff on it.
13:42Your approach, or is there a logic, girl?
13:44Logic.
13:45All the way.
13:46All the way.
13:49Say.
13:52Come on.
13:54Sir, uh, let me actually just...
13:56Shit, it's on.
13:57It's 7.30.
13:58I've got to, I've got to go.
14:01Okay, yeah, yeah, no problem.
14:03I'll see you later.
14:05Yeah.
14:06Cool.
14:10Fuck.
14:14Fuck.
14:16Time.
14:31Alright.
14:32What am I doing now?
14:35Yeah.
14:35Can I catch my breath, not even for a second?
14:39Change, some skin on the winds
14:41And I obsess, I slow dreams with the tension
14:45Can you taste your lips?
14:48I'm so scared
14:49I'm out of the pain for a second
14:52I don't feel sick, come out of pain
14:55I don't sleep at all, yeah, I've been counting shit
14:58All the perfect on the surface, but the nightmare on the knees
15:02I got into problems, I set things that I don't mean
15:05Some people pay for them, see, I'll find it in the shades
15:17Hey, let me send you this file and we can riff on it
15:20Uh, we could
15:22Or
15:24Baby, don't make me spell it out for ya
15:28I'm feeling tired of that for ya
15:32Can't be explained, but I'm trapped for ya
15:35Baby, don't make me spell it out for ya
15:38You're gonna ask me the same questions
15:41Why?
15:42I guess I can get this in all my intentions
15:45I should remember the way I use my confessions
15:48You got the answers to my confessions
15:51You're talking powerful with a little baby tender
15:55Any emotion knows if you were tender
15:59Messing up, yeah, but no one does it better
16:02There's nothing better
16:03That's just the way you make me feel
16:07That's just the way you make me feel
16:14That's just the way you make me feel
16:21What do you want, Wellesie?
16:23Wellesie?
16:25Wellesie!
16:28Sorry, yes?
16:29What?
16:29What if she picks Kierkegaard?
16:31I still don't get the two truths thing
16:32I'm so screwed if I get them
16:33No, you're not
16:35You know everything on these cards
16:36I promise
16:38What if I can forget or something, you know
16:40I've been told her
16:40It kinda intimidates the fuck out of me
16:42Okay, well, pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood
16:45Coming at you
16:45Okay, what would you do?
16:47Skate away
16:49Hockey's easy
16:51Okay, well, if you forget
16:52Just look at me
16:54Okay, convince me
16:58Isn't this fun?
17:00Huh?
17:19Kierkegaard
17:20Shit, shit
17:22Okay
17:22Mr. Graham
17:24Your topic is ghosting
17:26Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why?
17:31Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral
17:38Uh, because it is, like, um, you know, really wrong to do to somebody morally
17:46You know, ghosting might sound like no big deal
17:55But Kierkegaard would say
17:57Not only is it harmful to the victim
18:00It is an absolute abdication of selfhood
18:06While an objective truth is supported by facts
18:09Kierkegaard believed that, as individuals, we have a shared moral responsibility
18:13To be honest
18:15Based on our own subjective definition of truth
18:19To suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation
18:23Is basically, like, discarding their humanity
18:26Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage
18:29Despair over strength
18:30It is labeling another human being as unworthy
18:34And as Kierkegaard himself said
18:36Once you label me
18:36You fucking negate me
18:42Uh, I'm here for the past
18:48We did it, a fucking beat
18:49Plus, don't forget the plus
18:51Hey, plus
18:51Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter
18:53Thanks for you
18:54Oh
18:57What do you want, Rosie?
18:59Um
19:00You can put me down now
19:01Y'all know how much you can bench
19:06Shit
19:06I think Justin saw me
19:11Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy
19:15He's walking away now
19:17What's going on?
19:18So embarrassing
19:20I think he's on my Justin Cole playlist
19:22You have a Justin Cole playlist
19:24Hey, don't make it worse
19:25Are we talking, like, songs that remind you of him, or his band stuff?
19:31His band stuff?
19:33And some solo stuff from high school
19:35Wow, you went down the fangirl
19:37Hard
19:37That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on
19:40Yeah, I know
19:43Oh my god
19:44He wants to know if I'm good
19:46What should I say?
19:47Am I good?
19:47Nope
19:47What are you doing?
19:48You're not gonna respond
19:49Say nothing
19:50What?
19:51Hey, fangirl
19:52Start thinking like a fuckboy
19:54Ghost his ass
19:55Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument about how ghosting is immoral?
19:58And it's an abdication of selfhood?
19:59That was to give me the grip
20:00This is to get you the guy
20:02You want that, right?
20:06Yeah, I do
20:07Alright, well then you're stuck with me
20:08Because we've only finished half of the deal
20:09And, uh, oh shit
20:11Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
20:14You are intolerable
20:15So, you are not going to text Justin
20:18You are going to put your phone away
20:20And come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight
20:22What's tonight?
20:23You're not working, are you?
20:23No
20:24Okay, so you're coming
20:24To Malone's?
20:25Yes
20:25Okay, with all the guys?
20:26We've established this
20:27Garrett
20:27Hannah
20:27Do you know what tonight is?
20:29Hell yeah, I do
20:31It's a karaoke night with Garrett Graham
20:33And the rest of the team
20:34And you
20:34If you're free
20:36Maybe
20:40My son top
20:42Take it
20:42From my boobs to yours
20:43Okay, what do you mean, maybe?
20:45I didn't even stay in
20:46Stay in?
20:48Hallie, you didn't even stay in last year
20:49When you sprained your ankle
20:50You bedazzled your boot
20:52I don't know
20:54What's going on?
20:56I told Sean I got an agent
20:57And he got all like
20:58But what about the real world, babe?
21:00I'm sorry, you got a what?
21:01Oh, yeah
21:01Oh, I got an agent
21:03Yay
21:03Oh my god
21:04You let me go on about my shit
21:05When you have news like that?
21:06Hallie, this is everything
21:08Every fucking thing
21:09Oh, yeah
21:09It, like, is everything
21:11Right?
21:13You're the best
21:14I love you
21:15I love you, too
21:18Hey, screw him
21:19You're coming out with me
21:21And we're celebrating you
21:23It's karaoke night
21:25You really gonna rob the people of your talent?
21:28Take me for what I am
21:32Who I was meant to be
21:36And if you give a damn
21:38Take me, baby
21:40Or be me
21:44Who's really going out?
21:45Yeah, the stage is our happy place
21:47Hey, who's next?
21:49Someone, please
21:50Save us from Adele Dezima, babe
21:53Who's in your career?
21:58Well, Z, what'd you sing?
22:00Nothing
22:00Come on
22:01It's a karaoke
22:01Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun
22:03I'm sober, too
22:04Game no more
22:05Yeah, and what are you singing?
22:05I don't know
22:06You guys will pull me up or something
22:08I don't know
22:09I don't know
22:10I don't know
22:10Baby, my sin never quit
22:12I love you
22:13I hate me, but I love you
22:15What to do with my impromptu, baby?
22:18So be my
22:19You know, you don't have to be sober
22:23If you don't want to be
22:24No, I don't
22:25Drink in public?
22:26No, I don't
22:28But do you want to?
22:30Want to what?
22:31Drink
22:33I told Allie
22:34I will look after Al
22:35She's a no-filter drunk
22:36Gotta rein her in
22:37I can handle it
22:39And I will guard your drinks with my life
22:43I got you, Mosey
22:45Do you trust me?
22:48Yeah
22:48Yeah, I do
22:53Okay
22:54I will have a drink
22:56A drink, drink
22:57And what is your drink, drink of choice?
23:00I don't know
23:00Well, that is a fun problem solved
23:19I think we find the drink
23:22Yummy
23:24He thought I would outgrow acting
23:27Like, dude, I would love to be your nurse number two with half a line
23:30Like, John Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls
23:32I know he's the bad man
23:34I'm like, I get it
23:35There's no guarantee that I'll make it
23:37But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
23:39Like, that's why they call it a dream
23:40But I do love him
23:41You know?
23:42And I know he loves me
23:44And
23:46Like, we're supposed to be together
23:51God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times
23:54It's like insane
23:55I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
23:57That we keep getting back together
24:01My mom always used to tell me
24:02Never give up on love
24:04Love that and love your body
24:06Which, I do
24:07My mom said the same thing
24:09Oh my god, really?
24:11Wait, hold on
24:12The love thing or the body thing?
24:17Hang in there, girl
24:27J-Lo
24:29Roderick
24:32I've got a boyfriend, you know
24:34Yeah, I know
24:34I heard
24:35Along with
24:35The rest of the ladies room
24:37Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long, though
24:38Okay
24:38This is supposed to be
24:40Like a sacred space
24:41Who the hell
24:41Hooked up in the ladies bathroom anyway
24:43Sorry
24:43Not you
24:44You're a sweetheart
24:45And you're disgusting
24:51When I walk into the room
24:53That's now on the spot of bed
24:55With hills and breeze
24:56Like a horse on my super ride over it
24:59And I body-balled up around the ground
25:01And everybody's getting down
25:03And this town
25:04Ain't never gonna be the same
25:07Cause I'm standing on my horse
25:09And I'm riding through the city
25:11I'm making a lot of noise
25:13Because you're girls
25:14They don't want to meditate
25:15Learning up and go
25:16Right away
25:17And my
25:17Who's doing
25:18What do you think
25:19What do you think
25:19Say the horse
25:21You're a king
25:22Good, you're here
25:23I'll bet you can get it down
25:24For some nights
25:25I know that's a joke
25:26But I would kill Sam
25:29You know, I wasn't sold on him first
25:31But I can see it now
25:32Yeah
25:33Sure
25:40He fixed my car
25:41He fixed my car
25:43You have a car?
25:45No
25:45I have a car
25:46Great car
25:47I'm buying you a very special
25:49Thank you drink
25:50Okay
25:55You're gonna love it
25:56Hannah has discovered
25:58The piña colada today
25:59Wait, I only had one
26:00Or four
26:02Is that what I'm doing too?
26:04Nope
26:06For my mechanic
26:07I call this the blue broom
26:10Wow, that looks like wiper fluid
26:11That might actually be wiper fluid
26:13It's mostly blue curacao
26:14In this secret ingredient
26:16Or blue curacao
26:19I'm so excited
26:20I can't
26:20Eugene
26:21What's up?
26:22Watch something
26:24Thought you were looking a little parched
26:26I know
26:27Yeah, but they deserve feelings too
26:28Sorry, I was an asshole
26:29You're always an asshole
26:31Oh
26:31Here goes
26:36Say whores
26:37I am more
26:38Just keep sending you those for free
26:41Yeah, there's still one of them
26:42I don't want my dad
26:42Wait
26:43I should just do it together
26:45I mean, look at you
26:46As friends
26:47Alright, maybe we'll slow down
26:48On the piña colada some more
26:49No, I mean it
26:49Screw your dad
26:50Do it with Logan
26:51You could be
26:53Teammates
26:53Spotting each other at the gym
26:54Or besties
26:56Wing-mounting each other at the bar
26:58Besties
26:59Besties
26:59Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
27:01No, I'm drunk
27:01And you're brilliant
27:02And I'm brilliant too
27:04It's not a bad idea
27:04Thanks man, but I don't need the charity
27:06Yeah, you do
27:07I mean, seriously
27:08Nobody wants to see
27:09Only my gold-sfooted husband
27:10Okay
27:11What's better
27:12Than two
27:13Hot young hockey players
27:15Three
27:16Hot young hockey players
27:17Yeah
27:21And a well
27:22You're up
27:23All right, hold on
27:24I thought you were going to sing it
27:25Wow, that was
27:26Where you found the perfect song
27:36Oh, that's it, girl
27:38Do you know this one?
27:39Yeah
27:41She's my cherry card
27:43Who wants to go out of such a sweet surprise
27:45She's so good
27:46Like a cold and happy
27:47Sweet cherry pie
27:59Swing in on the floor
28:00Swing in on the lawn
28:01Swing in what we want
28:02Cause there ain't nobody fun
28:03Swing in on the left
28:05And swing in through the light
28:06Think about parking
28:07Swing in on the lawn
28:12Swing in the living room
28:14Swing in the kitchen
28:15Most folks don't
28:16Cause there ain't nobody fun
28:17Swing in there
28:18Swing in on the lawn
28:19Swing in on the lawn
28:19So I mix up the batter
28:20With she'll
28:21And feel beat
28:21I scream
28:22You scream
28:23I scream
28:23Oh
28:24Don't even jump
28:25Cause I can't ignore
28:26Oh
28:27Sweet cherry pie
28:53Kind of sweet, isn't it?
28:55Seeing Gareth being serious last time
28:58Do you think you're serious?
28:59Everyone on this line
29:00Say to me, sir
29:01I get more likes
29:02Than anything else I post
29:04Swing in the bathroom
29:05Swing in on the lawn
29:06Swing in on the lawn
29:06Swing in so hard
29:07Who gets in on the lawn
29:08Anyone with an addict
29:09Who sticks what a fuck
29:10Jane
29:11Gonna swing with my daughter
29:14She's my cherry pie
29:16Such a sweet surprise
29:19She's my cherry pie
29:24Put a smile on your face
29:25She's my phone
29:26Look so cool
29:27Bring your tears
29:28In your eyes
29:29Sweet cherry pie
29:31Sweet cherry pie
29:33Sweet cherry pie
29:36Oh, you did get him, was he?
29:51Thank you
29:53Thank you
29:58You did get your eyes
29:59See you
29:59Yeah, I had to be
30:10I'm sorry
30:15I had to be
30:16You know what?
30:18I have to be
30:20I had to be
30:23I'm sorry
30:24I had to be
30:38You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar.
30:41Is this price with my wallet and keys in it?
30:43We gotta go back.
30:43It's close.
30:45What now?
30:48Night's funny.
30:55Night, night.
31:01What's he?
31:11What's he?
31:25You look really nice, wanna share it better.
31:28I don't wanna put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
31:32Don't kiss me.
31:33Time might end up on the ceiling.
31:37Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
31:40Back to my sanity.
31:42Guess it's too late for that now.
31:45Hope is a scary thing.
31:48Hope is a scary thing.
32:00I found something to sleep in.
32:02I can see that.
32:12What was that?
32:13But I'm a fuck funny.
32:15A pug funny.
32:17No, no.
32:19A fuck funny.
32:20That's it.
32:21You're a drunk, buddy.
32:23Come here.
32:24Come here.
32:43A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together.
32:47I don't think it's a great idea.
32:48I actually think it's my best idea.
32:51I don't know.
32:57I don't know.
33:02Get me sleep, Jose.
33:04Hey, we're not going to remember any of this in the morning.
33:38Oh, my God.
33:44Can you?
34:11Coffee?
34:16Oh, uh, uh, thanks.
34:27Morning.
34:29Morning.
34:29Morning.
34:31You were pretty drunk last night.
34:33How much do you remember?
34:35All of it.
34:36You tried to have sex with me.
34:38Yeah, I know.
34:39And now you're bringing me coffee.
34:42Yep.
34:46Okay, are you 100% awake?
34:48Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
35:00I need you to get me an orgasm.
35:02I need you to get me an orgasm.
35:04All I want will do you confront is that I am more than about..
35:06I
35:09know there's nothing. I
35:09Cyberator.
35:10You're not going
35:10What do you think?
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