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00:00A class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:027 a.m. Tuesday?
00:04Practice.
00:047 a.m. Wednesday.
00:05So practice.
00:06See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:08You're busy. I'm busy.
00:09It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:11The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:13Passing this class is mine.
00:16Give me your phone.
00:17What?
00:19Just...
00:19All right, thanks.
00:24All right, 9 p.m. of the night.
00:26I've heard the sounds of wind and fog.
00:28Is that a class or a high-care?
00:30It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:33Oh.
00:34That's cool.
00:35All right, phone?
00:36Hold on.
00:40Nice.
00:42Okay, now you have my number.
00:44I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:46Oh, and actually.
00:50Whoa, easy.
00:51Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:54It's Hannah.
00:55I like Wellesie.
00:56We're going to have to take that again.
00:58No, we don't.
00:58You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:00Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:02If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:04I just met you.
01:06So what are we going to do?
01:07Hold hands?
01:09I mean...
01:09I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:12Well, why not?
01:13Because we have to make him jealous.
01:15And no guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:18Well, agree to disagree.
01:19You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:21Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:24Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:25Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:27Oh, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:30How have you never...
01:31It's the Briar gossip account.
01:34Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:36Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:39I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:40Trust me.
01:41If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:43Ew.
01:44My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:47If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:50And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:51No, okay, I get it.
01:52But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:54Put them in on it.
01:55They don't do fake gossip.
01:57For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:02That's the first period of strategy.
02:03One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:05Because you look so fine that I really want to make you run
02:08Make a possession of the pocket and establish a weapon.
02:11Throw your opponent off his game and get the crowd out of your city.
02:12Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:15It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:15Who's the tutor here?
02:17Okay, whatever.
02:18Is there a phase two?
02:19Offensive zone pressure.
02:21Find opportunities to scratch the crease and look for rebounds.
02:24Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:27We showboat our relationship in front of crowds, in front of Justin,
02:32and especially in front of Jules, whenever you think.
02:35And phase three?
02:36We break up, you cry.
02:38You just want me to cry over you?
02:40Yeah, oh yeah.
02:40Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:44I mean, your life will never be the same again.
02:46And then, Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:50You're gonna fake cry over me, too, right?
02:52Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:54Oh, well, that part I like.
02:56You gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:05So, when do we start?
03:07I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:10Hello.
03:11Oh, well, I know.
03:24Hello, guys.
03:30Hi.
03:31I'm Anna.
03:33Right?
03:33It's Tudor?
03:34Yeah, sorry it took me so long.
03:35Oh, no one, I don't know what he does.
03:38What did I ask?
03:39Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:42There's no pause in it, huh?
03:44Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:46You guys take pauses all the time.
03:47I'm the one out there.
03:48To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:51I guess we'll go to death now.
03:52Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:54Honestly, I'm doing better without yourself.
03:55Fuck you, I'm carrying your arms.
04:01Hey, I'm Jules.
04:02Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:07Who are you?
04:08What's your deal?
04:09Careful, don't tell Jules anything you want with the whole school knowing.
04:12I only report the facts.
04:16Wellesie.
04:18Hey.
04:21We can study in my room.
04:26Down here is fine.
04:28No, no, it's better up there.
04:29No worries.
04:38Jules.
04:40No, come on.
04:43Semi-nunity was not part of the deal.
04:45Oh, please don't fight yourself.
04:47It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:50Dean.
04:51Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:53We have company.
04:55Sorry about him.
04:56This is me.
04:58This is me.
05:14Okay, uh, for your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers
05:21and how they relate to modern society.
05:26What was that?
05:28Oh, nothing.
05:29Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:31That's not what you actually call women.
05:33They call themselves that.
05:35Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:38No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:41Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:47Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:51Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
05:56Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself.
05:59What the duties and obligations of the individual were to begin with.
06:05Okay, please.
06:06I know that already.
06:07Why do you need my help?
06:08Oh, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:10What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things, and we'll still be right.
06:16It's not about being right.
06:19Oh, my God.
06:23Okay.
06:26This is Garrett's tutor.
06:29Please leave him alone.
06:31He'll fuck you later.
06:33Damn.
06:34Now I have to fuck her later.
06:35Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:39Okay.
06:41You want my head where?
06:43Just in between my, uh...
06:46Wait, is that even your head?
06:47It doesn't matter.
06:48I'm not doing August 19th.
06:51Okay.
06:53Uh...
06:54Ooh, don't we eat this kind of hot?
06:56You can do a backbend?
06:58No, you're doing backbends.
07:01I don't know about this.
07:04Okay.
07:05Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:08No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:15Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:17No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:22You know, I just, after two years, I don't miss getting boring.
07:28Are sexes boring?
07:29No, no, I didn't...
07:31We're just a little predictable, that's all.
07:34I mean, like, we do the same things, and we see the same people, and we break up and get
07:39back together, like, and just try to shake us out of our routine here.
07:44I like a routine.
07:46Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is.
07:50We see the same people because we're in college.
07:52We eat at the same places because we're in college.
07:55Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
07:57Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:01Uber.
08:01We're not those people.
08:02Well, we could be.
08:05Right?
08:09Don't you want more?
08:17Okay, let me see how I can start teeth again.
08:22No, no, it's fine.
08:23Fine.
08:25The usual stuff's fine.
08:30I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:31You said that felt good last time, right?
08:35Yeah, and then, yeah, let's just do that.
08:57Okay.
08:58What did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:03Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:06How do we help make it stronger?
09:07We're classical con majors.
09:09We don't do pop.
09:10I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:13Truly.
09:14Anyone?
09:17It's a nice melody.
09:18There we go.
09:20Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:21I haven't finished it yet.
09:22Hannah, just try to listen.
09:28Okay.
09:30I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism.
09:34Honestly, sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:38Background music for someone else's story.
09:40Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:47Just right, Hannah.
09:50I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:53No, I really didn't.
09:55You're cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
09:57Sorry.
09:58I had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:07What's in this?
10:08I think you meant to say, thanks, baby.
10:10Baby?
10:11So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention...
10:14Drink the damn coffee.
10:16I'm lactose intolerant.
10:18Just pretend.
10:19What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:22Oh, Hannah.
10:25Pretend you like me.
10:30Is he looking very kanto?
10:35Nope.
10:38Okay.
10:41What about now?
10:43But what is the morality...
10:45No.
10:48Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
10:50Nobody said you meant to.
10:52...push back against perceived progress if those disruptions were reported.
11:07And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:16He's looking now.
11:21Don't miss.
11:22Don't miss.
11:23I ain't gonna miss.
11:24Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
11:28Fuck you.
11:29I told you not to miss.
11:31Come on.
11:32She wasn't that bad.
11:33It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly.
11:45Hear me, hear me.
11:46We have a proclamation.
11:48Stand by for the proclamation.
11:49The annual Maxwell DeLaurentis birthday festivities will take place this year at the Maxwell Summer Home in Cape Cod.
11:57Woo-hoo!
11:58As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be two-fers.
12:04So please come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:07After us, of course.
12:08Party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following morning.
12:13So be there.
12:15Or be there.
12:17There is no other option.
12:18Drum roll, please.
12:32That is all.
12:33That is all.
12:36That was a lot.
12:37That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:39They do the same kind of thing.
12:40Never hear.
12:44Wait.
12:46Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:54I got it.
12:56Gonna need more words?
12:58I'll give you two.
13:00Hard launch.
13:08I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged planet.
13:11I'm obsessed with it.
13:13And you.
13:14None of the hockey people know.
13:15Hockey people?
13:16Jules can't know.
13:17This has to seem real.
13:23Okay, well, you've convinced to have the theater department.
13:27We could be Beetlejuice.
13:28What?
13:29No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:31How dare you?
13:32Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:33Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:34Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:37You mean fuck me boots?
13:38We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:40Well, I'm just saying.
13:42I mean, you've got it, so flaunt it.
13:45Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:47Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:49Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:51Okay, enough.
13:51Listen, hockey man.
13:53Let's just get one thing straight.
13:54My best friend is right about literally everything, always, now, until the end of time.
13:58But, in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:01Judas!
14:02But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:06Wait, we?
14:07Oh, yeah.
14:08Sean and I are coming.
14:09I just decided.
14:10A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:14You're already in the funk again.
14:15You just got back together.
14:16Even soulmates have friends.
14:18Or a series of friends.
14:21Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive up to the party with you anyway, so.
14:24Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:26That wasn't part of the deal.
14:28Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:30Just got a point.
14:31And besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:33For fake sex reasons?
14:35Yeah, fake sex.
14:36So much fake sex.
14:37Ugh.
14:38I want to be having fake sex.
14:39You're having real sex.
14:41Whatever.
14:42My point is, fake is fun.
14:43Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:46Uh, Pug Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:48You said I'm not a Pug Bunny.
14:50You're not?
14:51Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
14:54Oh.
14:58Come on.
14:59We dominated the pros before last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:03All the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us.
15:06I'd like to see you give 110%.
15:08Practice at 110.
15:10Read each other's minds.
15:11What are you doing tonight?
15:12You want to give 100%?
15:14And, um, yeah.
15:17I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:19How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briars and Captain?
15:22I don't think there's a need to change or anything.
15:25My teammates expect the best out of me, and, uh, that's not a problem.
15:28So I expect the best of myself.
15:30Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?
15:34Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:35You know, I need my locker.
15:49Hey.
16:05Hey, can I help you?
16:08Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett.
16:10Oh, I don't usually let girlfriend's watch.
16:13Uh, definitely not a girlfriend.
16:14Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:18And you can stay.
16:19Hey.
16:22You're not going easy on him, are you?
16:24No, sir.
16:25Good.
16:25Do your best.
16:26We need a moment.
16:28I'm sorry, can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever?
16:34If it's so important that he play, I mean.
16:37He didn't want me to.
16:38What?
16:39Why?
16:42Do you know who his dad is?
16:44Some hockey player?
16:46One of the best defensemen in any time.
16:48His, Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:52He knows the spotlight's on him.
16:54So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:05Hey!
17:06I thought we had a session.
17:07Wait room.
17:12Better hurry.
17:13Garrett's tutor.
17:15All right.
17:33You know I don't appreciate being made away for 45 minutes.
17:37Sorry.
17:38Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:41I thought we were rescheduled.
17:42Okay, wait.
17:43Hold on, hold on.
17:44I can multitask.
17:45Just be, uh, blocking out while studying lock.
17:49Really?
17:50You can?
17:51We've got a lot to cover and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
17:57Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, wasn't it?
18:02That was a joke.
18:05Jesus.
18:06You know, if we're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out when I tease you.
18:11We need to practice.
18:13Practice what?
18:14Teasing?
18:15We'll be fine as long as you stop post-feeding me dairy products.
18:18Forget your oat milk.
18:19This is serious.
18:19You blush whenever I come near you.
18:24Get over yourself.
18:25I don't blush.
18:26Oh, yeah?
18:44See?
18:46Nothing.
18:47Not bad.
18:50But what about, let me guess.
18:53Yes, you're very sure of yourself.
18:55Oh, right.
18:56Your turn was no guessing.
19:05What's wrong, Graham?
19:06Yeah, you said we needed practice.
19:09Practice.
19:22Don't blush.
19:24Don't blush.
19:26Don't blush.
19:27Don't blush.
19:28Don't blush.
19:33Don't blush.
19:46so this is terry what no uh yes
19:55uh he was just trying to prove a point it kind of feels like i just did
20:02and now it's my turn
20:09i'm gonna kiss you
20:13okay
20:24are we washing now
20:54it's here folks
21:08first game
21:12i know we can seem like a lot but we don't fight i swear
21:22stick play jewels i mean their play-by-play was a lifesaver my first time
21:33it's a tough game for the flowers folks
21:35hey
21:37hey
21:37hey
21:40hey
21:50hey
21:53hey
21:55hey
21:55hey
21:55hey
21:55hey
22:00hey
22:08hey
22:18hey
22:22hey
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22:25hey
22:31hey
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22:50hey
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22:51hey
22:51hey
22:51hey
22:55let's go set him up
22:58Oh, oh, oh.
23:02Oh, here.
23:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
23:10You fucking dude.
23:12Yeah, hey.
23:13Tramody.
23:14Seriously.
23:15Hey, waste not, lest he be wasted.
23:17Come on.
23:18Tramody.
23:20Tramody.
23:21Hey.
23:22Tramody.
23:23You won't.
23:24Tramody.
23:25Tramody.
23:26You won't.
23:27Tramody.
23:34Come on!
23:36Come on, come on, baby.
23:39Oh, boy.
23:41Come on.
24:22Come on, baby.
24:28Oh, no, thanks.
24:28I don't trigger parties.
24:30Oh, yeah.
24:32No worries, I'm not a big trigger either.
24:33One-armed practice, and it's a card after a game.
24:35No exceptions.
24:36Seems pretty strict.
24:37Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:40So what's next?
24:42It's your favorite, actually.
24:43Are you ready for this?
24:52Pocky shots!
24:55Pocky shots.
24:56Oh, shit.
24:57I get it now.
24:58You're not a fan.
25:00I'm sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but, uh, don't like you, but we need you.
25:04Let's go.
25:04Let's start my tradition when we went.
25:06Bad luck if we don't.
25:07Exactly, so we're doing it, because tonight we beat Chatham's ass.
25:10That's right.
25:11Let's go.
25:11All right, go on.
25:12Come on.
25:12Come on.
25:14Sorry.
25:14All right.
25:15All right.
25:16Is there anything?
25:22All right.
25:24All right.
25:29All right.
25:30All right.
25:33Yeah!
25:38Yeah!
25:40Yeah!
25:40Yeah!
25:43Keep it!
25:45Relax!
26:03Not a vampire!
26:05Um, what?
26:07Garrett. We all thought he was just a very bad vampire, but here you are.
26:11Lookin' like Elle Woods.
26:13And you're Peter Pancham?
26:15Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:18There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:21Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:23Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:26Even when it is themed.
26:27So, Garrett's tutor.
26:30What's really going on?
26:33Come on, it's gonna be fuckin' hard.
26:38Someone already clocked me in.
26:40It looks so fun.
26:48Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:50I'm still left in the car.
26:52Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
26:54You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
26:56So, Ben Affleck?
26:58Babe, get the cup.
26:59Do we have to?
27:03Yes!
27:03What, a house like this? A floor like that?
27:06A dress like mine?
27:08Come on.
27:10Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:17You know, it's sort of a cheater-y.
27:19But, I mean, have you looked at him?
27:20I mean, he's John's best friend.
27:22So, not really.
27:24John?
27:25My brother.
27:26John Logan.
27:27Great.
27:28I mean, objectively,
27:30Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being.
27:33And sparks flu, as they do when people...
27:37Sorry, what don't you get?
27:40Any of it, really?
27:41Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:44Oh my god, no. You're just...
27:46Different.
27:47Not what I would've expected for Garrett.
27:54So, you guys, like...
27:56Dating?
27:57Dating?
27:57Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:01And she's cool with that.
28:02Yeah, man.
28:03I guess so.
28:04Huh.
28:06It's just that last week, you didn't even know her name.
28:08Heh.
28:09Yeah, you know, I don't know.
28:10Sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:12Hm.
28:15Jesus.
28:16Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:18It's for Hannah.
28:20She doesn't drink.
28:21She said not at parties.
28:23Hm.
28:29Cute. Uh...
28:31Here, try this.
28:35Clothescans are safer, bro.
28:39Thanks.
28:42Hope you're the hero.
28:47I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother.
28:49But he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:52You know that, right?
28:54Yeah, but he's so funny.
28:56And really hardworking.
28:58Kind of nice when he wants to be.
29:01Yeah, sorry that took so long to find any mixtures.
29:04But...
29:05I thought maybe...
29:07I don't know.
29:08You know, in case a change of mind.
29:09No pressure, though.
29:10Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:14Yeah.
29:25Okay.
29:27That was totally cute.
29:30My single ass needs another drink.
29:32Yeah.
29:33Bye, Jules.
29:36It worked.
29:37Really.
29:40Here.
29:43Here.
29:45See?
29:47Woo!
29:54Oh, my God!
29:56You can!
30:16Can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:32I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo.
30:36That's really helpful.
30:37Yeah.
30:38I got an idea.
30:45Oh my God!
30:46Wait, this is me!
30:48No!
30:52It says you're struggling with your sister.
30:54Nope!
30:56I can still change the song, dick.
30:59It's my party.
31:01If you're gonna hurt, you gotta get on the floor.
31:08If you're a party street, then step on the floor.
31:12If you're an animal, then tear up the floor.
31:15Break the sweat on the floor.
31:17Yeah, we work on the floor.
31:20Don't stop.
31:21Keep it moving.
31:22Put your drinks on.
31:23Kick your body up and drop it on the floor.
31:27Let the rhythm change your world on the floor.
31:30You know we're running tonight on the floor.
31:34That's all right.
31:35But I can't do it.
31:36I can't do it.
31:37That's all right.
31:41I can't do it.
31:43We don't like to do it.
31:44I can't do it.
31:49This is the world.
31:50I can't do it.
31:53I can't do it.
31:59I can't do it.
32:14Should we dance or what?
32:27Oh, my God.
32:29Just this year.
32:30Just be cool.
32:31Hey, it's just another guy, right?
32:43Is he looking?
32:45Oh, yeah.
33:01Come on.
33:03Come on.
33:11Okay.
33:15Where are we going?
33:16You need to see if he's...
33:17And he has.
33:18You got him interested.
33:18Now we gotta go.
33:22Nobody's talking to someone.
33:27Hey.
33:28Watch the player.
33:29I'm a pug.
33:29We'll see.
33:30What the hell does that mean?
33:32It means trust me.
33:34It means trust me.
33:47This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.
33:53I feel so bad.
33:55I feel so bad.
33:57I feel so bad.
33:58I feel so bad.
33:59Now, you can brush.
34:07Okay.
34:29Thank God I'm exhausted.
34:35You're not letting me take the bed?
34:40Nope.
34:41Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:43My apology accepted.
34:45I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:49Well, it really sounds like a pickle.
34:52You can't just decide.
34:53It's funny.
34:54It seems like I just did.
34:55Oh my God.
34:56You're so stubborn.
34:59You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:03Absolutely not.
35:04Get your loss.
35:08Whoa.
35:10You're beat to shit.
35:11Am I?
35:14Yeah, I guess I had this.
35:17No, okay.
35:18You're right.
35:18You should take the bed.
35:22Wait, no.
35:24No?
35:25No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:28Get back on the bed.
35:29I'm taking the floor.
35:30I don't need your pity.
35:31That's all you ever see in the morning.
35:32You just collapsed on it two seconds ago.
35:34Take it.
35:34I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:36So am I.
35:51What?
35:54You can't actually laugh out loud and I'll share the goods.
36:17Impressive.
36:18Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:21Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:25Nah.
36:25You get used to it.
36:27Hurt more when I was starting out.
36:29How old were you?
36:31When I started playing.
36:32Yeah.
36:34I don't know.
36:35As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:38It was a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:42Skating was a fun part.
36:47Pressure was getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
36:55Chugging protein shakes and lifting weights.
37:02Missing birthday parties.
37:04Because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:09And his fucking whistle whenever I made a mistake.
37:17Why do you still do it?
37:23I guess.
37:28I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:32Spent my whole life training for a dream and I'm so close to it.
37:35If I stopped it.
37:39I don't know.
37:41It makes sense.
37:42Seems like you never really had a choice.
37:48Yeah, right.
37:50Well, fuck that.
37:53Yeah.
37:55Yeah, fuck that.
38:01You gotta practice with the Bruins?
38:05And they let me run a drill for fun.
38:07Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker?
38:18Oh my god.
38:19Turn that off.
38:20That's so embarrassing.
38:22That's so embarrassing.
38:37It's awkward, confusing.
38:40Can't tell if it's a love or it's a hate.
38:44When time is praise.
38:47Reaching for some...
38:48Did you write this?
38:49It's incredible.
38:51In high school.
38:53Now it's a love story.
38:56A graphic proportion.
38:58The likes of which never's been told.
39:02They're really good.
39:03Two hearts beating as one
39:06Ran right into the sun
39:11Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:18Back to page.
39:25I gotta tell you something.
39:28The other night at the Eastwood game
39:31I was
39:34struggling.
39:37And then
39:39I heard someone singing
39:42Elton John
39:43Right?
39:46I followed your voice
39:48through the tunnels
39:51I saw you in the green room
39:56Saying it out loud
39:57I realized
39:58That sounds creepy
40:00But
40:02You were
40:03So
40:05Like
40:06Genuine
40:06You know
40:09Free
40:14You centered me
40:23Jules busted us
40:26Wait
40:27Wait, what did they say?
40:29Actually
40:29Hang on
40:30Let me see
40:37We did it
40:38Yeah, we did it
40:41Wait, I have just a thing
40:43Have you heard Miley's cover
40:44of the bitch's box?
40:45Yeah, of course
40:45I'm a man of taste, Wolsey
40:46Yeah, well what about
40:47Billy Porter's for shit?
40:50Who's Billy Porter?
40:53Did I pretend
40:54you didn't just say that?
40:55Come up here
41:03Will you show me something of yours?
41:06Like a classical piece?
41:07No, like the one on your Instagram
41:10Um, no
41:11I don't write like that anymore
41:15That's crazy
41:17Why not?
41:21It's like scary
41:50Telling the world
41:52A scholarship
41:52This one
42:04Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
42:06Like, can you collaborate?
42:08Yeah, sure
42:09So this is still mine
42:30Wait, there's your answer
42:32It's Justin
42:33Yeah
42:34He's asking for help
42:35Pretentious douches
42:36Love that shit
42:38He is not a pretentious douche
42:42Okay, here
42:43Whatever is it
42:54Oh wait, have you heard of the beaches?
42:58Their Coachella set will change your life
43:04He's eating
43:04With your water
43:05And I don't know
43:16Oh wait, can I not
43:21I know
43:22I don't like it
43:22I dare
43:22Find out
43:23To rule
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