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00:15Previously on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
00:17I appreciated you asking me to do a haircut.
00:20You never posted anything.
00:22Well, we never took any pictures of it.
00:24It doesn't matter.
00:25It's not my job to take a picture of the back of my head,
00:28Kelsey.
00:28You, like, exaggerate things.
00:30Like, yeah, me and Rich from building, like,
00:31an 8,000 square foot house.
00:32You're attacking my house?
00:33You don't have a house.
00:34I genuinely do want to make a connection with you.
00:37I want to be friends.
00:39A lot of things were said that were very hurtful,
00:40but I want to move forward.
00:42I am starting my life completely over.
00:45The last thing I want to worry about is Rosie.
00:48As a child, my mom sent me away to a behavioral program.
00:53I remember that.
00:54And so I got sent away three times.
00:55Third place was the worst.
00:56That was the one that my mom ended up giving partial custody to the state.
01:00It hurts a lot to have no one that loves you growing up.
01:05Rula, she's like, you know, get me proof.
01:10This is bad.
01:11What are we going to do?
01:12I think she needs to see the video.
01:15You're very close with her.
01:17I don't want to be the one to share it with Rula.
01:20I want to break her heart again.
01:24Who needs a sugar daddy when my life is this sweet?
01:29I have a blessed life and I'm a loyal wife.
01:34Why settle for justice life when you can have the whole damn pie?
01:39My life is like a rom-com.
01:41When I'm not crying, I'm laughing.
01:43I used to report the news, but now I'm the headline.
01:49I'm not trying to be mean.
01:51I just mean what I say.
01:54In the ocean state, I dispense the weed and the truth.
02:07What do you want for lunch, my baby?
02:11Chicken tenders.
02:12Your favorite.
02:13You're going to turn into chicken and fries because you eat those every day.
02:18No, I don't.
02:19Oh my God, okay.
02:27Don't get it on the couch, please.
02:28Do not wipe your hands on the white carpet.
02:32Okay, okay.
02:32I mean, in what world?
02:33I'm okay.
02:34I expect that of your sisters, not of you.
02:43Conch, want to go for a walk with mom?
02:46How long is this going to take, Liz?
02:47This will take no time.
02:48Go ahead, sweetheart.
02:51Go ahead.
02:51It's fine.
02:59You ready to do this?
03:00Yeah.
03:01All right, I'm ready.
03:02I'm going to take your car because you've got to start driving it.
03:05Because you have like 2,000 miles on it and it's like almost a year old.
03:09Look, Billy, there's a four-leaf clover.
03:11Billy.
03:12What?
03:13Come walk.
03:13Hurry up.
03:14It's good luck.
03:14What?
03:15Quick.
03:15It's a four-leaf clover.
03:16Just, I want you to look.
03:17That's a weed.
03:19You know what's not?
03:20It's a weed.
03:21Yeah, it's a poison ivy.
03:23Do not touch it.
03:24Don't touch it.
03:25Why would we have poison ivy?
03:26I don't know what it is, but it's not a four-leaf clover.
03:28I've never seen that before.
03:29It is not a four-leaf clover.
03:30Yes, it is, Billy.
03:32I'm going to do a quick crack up before I get started.
03:34See, I already get nervous.
03:36There's nothing to be nervous about.
03:37No, because you're too serious.
03:39But what do you want me to do?
03:40I'm going to go over here.
03:41We have to do this.
03:42Oh.
03:43I just, I'll do whatever it takes so you can drive to pick up Selena from dancing.
03:49Or drop her off.
03:50Selena dances five days a week.
03:52Then Billy's always doing something.
03:54He's an entrepreneur.
03:55So, like, I have to start driving my daughter to a dance school.
03:58But, like, I got some issues.
04:00We're driving bad.
04:01I can't breathe.
04:01I feel like I'm suffocating.
04:03I get dizzy.
04:04I feel like I'm going to throw up.
04:05And I almost feel like I can't feel my hands.
04:07I can't help that I have a fear.
04:09That bridge is like, it's crazy.
04:11I understand.
04:12I hate that I can't.
04:13I think you have to tap.
04:14You have to, like, take on your fears.
04:16I need to have all of my crackers in case I feel like I'm going to faint.
04:20I have rose water spray to wake myself up because it's cold.
04:22I have peppermint oil to help me focus.
04:25And gum.
04:26Those are all my things that I usually have when I drive.
04:29And a good playlist.
04:30Of course.
04:31All right, you ready to do this?
04:33Whatever.
04:34Great.
04:34So, you've got to, like, listen.
04:36You're already giving me orders.
04:37I'm not giving you orders.
04:38Just follow the signs.
04:40There's signs everywhere.
04:43There's about thousands of signs.
04:44The sign to 195.
04:46All right, so once I'm on the highway, I'll tell you.
04:47I want to hear about your trip.
04:49My trip?
04:50I didn't go on a trip.
04:50Well, when I went.
04:52I FaceTimed you guys, right?
04:53Yeah, you saw that creepy doll in the bed with you.
04:56So, you know, she was like, Mom, why would you have a tea party with dolls without me?
05:02It is kind of weird.
05:05That was just a part of the trip.
05:07And then, you know, with Liz, she, like, attacked me like crazy.
05:11My father left us homeless.
05:14You were never homeless in your life.
05:17My blood was rushing because it was, like, I'm not called for.
05:22It was, like, upsetting.
05:24You know?
05:25I'm not over it.
05:27I think because you know her.
05:28That's the thing.
05:28That's what's tricky about it.
05:29Like, you've known her since you were born.
05:30I was a kid, and I, like, her sister, her, it's hard for me because I respect her.
05:35And I, like, I do put her on a pedestal, so I think it comes at me stronger.
05:38That was a stop sign.
05:39That was another one.
05:40Why do they do two in a row?
05:42All you can do is kind of control your reaction to it.
05:45You can't control other people.
05:47Thank you, Billy.
05:48You're welcome.
05:49It was very deep.
05:51I didn't tell you about Rula and Brian.
05:53So, at the end of the trip, Joellen shows me a video of Brian with the mistress cheating
05:59on her, hugging her for about five minutes.
06:01That was last week.
06:02How do you know?
06:03Because it said the date on it.
06:04You can see it for the entire video.
06:06You can make up the date on something.
06:07That's what I said, too, but no.
06:09He was like, Billy, it was new.
06:11It was new.
06:12And I really hate these bumps over here.
06:14I feel like that's my tires.
06:15It's all right.
06:16And then Joellen was like, you know, the dramatic.
06:19Alicia, I want you to deal with this.
06:22What are you going to do with this video?
06:25I don't know what I want to do with the information, because I've got to be honest with you.
06:28She's obviously stressed out.
06:29I don't want to kick someone when they're down.
06:31That, like, kills me.
06:32Then you should do what you feel is right.
06:34I just feel like, just a little bit.
06:36I want to feel the temperature of them still.
06:38All right.
06:38To see if they're like, you know what I mean?
06:40I don't want to get, it's too messy.
06:43And they have children.
06:45If there was a video of Billy, like the one about Brian,
06:48I would definitely want one of my friends to tell me.
06:50But I think Rula will not be okay.
06:54If she sees this video or finds out about it, that's embarrassing.
06:58It's, you know, the father of our kids.
06:59And that's that.
07:01That was my trip.
07:02So I was emotionally drained.
07:05I know.
07:05Did you guys get to relax a little?
07:07Um, not really.
07:09This is the part.
07:10Tell them not to go behind me.
07:11I'm getting, like, sweaty already.
07:12There's no bridge yet.
07:14It's coming up.
07:17I've got to take off my sunglasses.
07:18This is what Selena does with me.
07:20And she cries.
07:21She's like, I don't want this.
07:22She cries?
07:22She doesn't cry.
07:23She's like, Mommy, it's okay.
07:24Three.
07:25You're almost there.
07:26And it's, like, torturous.
07:28All right.
07:28Deep breaths.
07:29Ah!
07:30I'm gonna keep my pants.
07:31Wait a minute.
07:32But you did it.
07:33That's it.
07:33They changed it.
07:34You're over the, that was it.
07:35So guess who's doing drop-offs and pick-offs?
07:37Let's not.
07:38Yeah, let's just baby steps.
07:46Are you ready?
07:47We're gonna go for a walk with Richie.
07:49And I gotta say, your diet is really paying off.
07:54Okay, let's go downstairs.
07:58Let's go outside!
08:00Rich?
08:01Yeah?
08:02What are you doing?
08:04They left a little bit of a mess.
08:06Me and Rich are in the process of building a 5,000 square foot addition to our home.
08:11But right now, it's just a massive hole in the ground.
08:13God, this takes forever.
08:15Yeah, it's a process, but it's going pretty good.
08:17We started digging, but then we found a bunch of boulders.
08:21So that took three weeks instead of one.
08:23Then we poured the foundation and there was like an issue with that.
08:26Now we're framing and went tricing.
08:28Then I'll start decorating.
08:29So the fun part isn't even starting anytime soon.
08:32I don't know what we're gonna do with this big hole.
08:34Well, now we have to backfill it.
08:35So you're gonna take the dirt here and put it up against here.
08:38I might have to record you saying all this and bring it to the next group event.
08:42Why?
08:42Well, they're always trying to discredit me, but like the newest thing was,
08:45this isn't even a real project and we don't have any money.
08:48So I was like, okay.
08:50Well, maybe they can help us backfill.
08:52They can get a shovel.
08:53Everybody, get a shovel.
08:54Get a shovel.
08:55Well, can we look at that later?
08:56Because I told Clemmie we'd go on a walk.
08:58I want to wear my moon boots.
09:00They're technically for children.
09:02Oh my God, Clemmie.
09:04She's in the middle of the moon.
09:06Clemmie.
09:07Clemmie, really in your princess dress,
09:08you couldn't hold it until after.
09:12Come on, Clemmie, let's get your cardio in.
09:15Okay.
09:15This is how you do it.
09:17It's not the speed, it's the movement.
09:19I forgot to tell you, Kelsey, she's moving into an apartment and the old guy that she cheated on
09:25with the new guy, who she saw like once a month, even when they were together, is paying for it.
09:30But I'm the problem.
09:32Like, how do you make your money?
09:33Like, give me a break.
09:34But not for nothing.
09:35Like, why does Kelsey care so much about my house when she doesn't even have a house?
09:39It's projection.
09:41How did things with Kelsey turn good?
09:43Because last I talked, it was not great.
09:46Can you stop?
09:48Um, so she was just trying to say that like, I've just never tried with her and I explained
09:53all the ways that I have done.
09:55And she's rolling around in like dog poop.
09:58Clemmie.
09:59Clemmie.
10:01That is not what a princess does.
10:04So we basically agreed that we probably have a lot more in common than we have differences
10:08and that we should just like try to have fun.
10:10Kind of made up it sounds like a little bit.
10:12Maybe you guys should do something together.
10:14Like, I'm gonna ask her to cut my hair again.
10:17Okay.
10:18And this time I'll make sure to post it.
10:20I'd be more than happy to post her all over my Instagram.
10:23She can give me a new haircut, help her out with her new business.
10:25But just be a friend to me back, be nice to me back, get to know me back.
10:29It's not that hard.
10:30I'm doing everything I need to do to keep everybody happy.
10:33And then it's, wah.
10:34If that happens again and it's unjustified, give them help.
10:37Speak your truth and go after them.
10:39But then when I do...
10:40Because they don't, they don't respect you.
10:42They're just walking all over you.
10:43And if you don't push back at a certain point, they're going to continue to do it.
10:47Well, we're getting to the point where I am kind of about to freak the out.
10:52Coming up.
10:59What is that?
11:02From Texas, 8,000 square feet.
11:06It's all my way.
11:078,000 square feet.
11:0851,000 square feet.
11:35Hi.
11:36hi come on in nice wow what do you think i love it kelsey it's not 16 000 square feet
11:46not anything near that but it's spacious nice living room family about the size of your closet
11:57but it'll do i moved out of my ex's house right before the newport trip
12:02the relationship has like run its course there's like nothing more that's gonna like be different
12:08than like what it is now i'm happy that my mom and my sister are here to help because i'm
12:13used to
12:13assistance from everybody really is it just a bedroom upstairs bedroom and closet my bed needs
12:19to be made this i got a roll of the carpet is your vanity staying there i don't have anywhere
12:24else
12:24about it i used to have someone who was always doing my laundry making the bed we had a live
12:29-in
12:29chef we had a driver so it was always somebody doing things for me all the time the pool boy
12:35you go that way that's heavy kels so to go from that to this is like a very big adjustment
12:44for me
12:46oh geez couldn't have paid extra for it to be put together already you know i usually have dad do
12:52this
12:52so how much is um the rent i'm not paying for it hey you're not paying for it no i'm
13:02not paying for
13:03it who's paying for it not for now who do you think's paying for it my ex your ex is
13:08paying for it yes
13:11at least for now how come you didn't tell me because you're so nosy
13:16does he pay anything else my health insurance and my car insurance wait can i sit sit because
13:26you're not doing any work can i sit i'm gonna watch you this will be the first time i've ever
13:30lived on
13:30my own i haven't had bills in 10 years so my ex is offering to pay for my apartment what
13:37am i
13:37going to say no do you want to be financially independent from him eventually this is not
13:43something that i expect him to keep paying for forever and just because i wasn't married
13:49doesn't mean that i'm not entitled to support from somebody who i spent 10 years of my life with
13:57i could have moved into bill's house i i didn't want to i wanted to feel what it was like
14:02to live on
14:02my own i needed to do it on my own well it's a learning experience and it's a growth thing
14:08you
14:08had many years with him so it's a whole new change in your life as you get older things change
14:14and
14:14whatnot okay you change people change when you're 20 years old versus 30 20 years you're at a vulnerable
14:20age you're young you well no i didn't i was young i didn't care about what i wanted in my
14:2530s
14:26when i was that and i i still don't i mean you don't know if you want maveraging or no
14:31i do
14:32i just want to make sure it was the right person it wasn't just leaving for anybody do you see
14:37it
14:37with billy do you see a future with him yeah hello girls hi bill from the tools here come take
14:48over
14:48please i don't want to take over hey bill i'm bob the builder my parents never approved of my
14:54relationship with my ex they definitely accepted it to a certain degree they just knew that my ex he
15:00wasn't going to give me a baby and that to my mother is the holy grail can you see this
15:07because
15:07it's driving me nuts please it's hurting me you'll come to the rescue for the most part i know i
15:12have
15:12to do this i can't let her but the last thing i want in this very moment is to blow
15:17up like a tick
15:17and be pregnant i want to be on my own i want to feel like what it's like to be
15:23like independent at
15:25least for a year for my own like peace of mind so she needs to slow her roll my car
15:29in the bed so
15:30i think i gotta get a new one yeah we're excited about that you want to sell it i like
15:34for her to
15:35sell it and then get her into something getting rid of the car it's one less thing that my ex
15:39pays for
15:41that's why he wants me to get rid of it oh see yeah exactly and you're gonna pay billy she
15:45wants a
15:46family let me see what else i can get i'll jump right on it
16:03don't shake it how do you do it can you show her how to do it dawson okay breathe deep
16:10you can do it breathe one more deep breath okay i think you're good now thank you dawson oh
16:17i'm already exhausted how am i supposed to work now obviously lizzie dawson is feeling much better
16:23yeah his turnaround is very quick my son dawson had cold induced asthma they're just taking
16:30dollars in our emergency room all right sorry it's always crying just go i was so grateful that i was
16:38in newport just like a half an hour away and i was able to go and be with him been
16:43here for about
16:43four hours now just waiting to see if you guys can kick in
16:52i mean it could have been so much worse thank goodness my mom was here oh this is your favorite
16:56book it's a book about all seasons chocolate chocolate at 37 years old i honestly i'm still
17:04so reliant on my parents mom you can take down downstairs i'll just do this one ad thank you for
17:10bringing him down mom yeah dawson i love you oh we're just gonna stay here you're gonna go to the
17:15basement you're gonna have fun i didn't even tell you my newport trip with the ladies the trip was
17:22like overall pretty fun we had this gigantic slide you guys i feel like you're like more assimilated
17:27i'm getting there for sure i had a pretty good time on this trip i think that i'm making strides
17:33making friends here in rhode island i feel like i'm inching my way closer come hang out
17:38with us you're so grown up with your like adult group of friends so speaking of that i have a
17:45real
17:45to do and i would love if you could help me shoot since jared's gone it's for um a house
17:50fragrance
17:50company so when does jared do these sure does he even have time with audrey's not really he puts
17:59them off this is like one of our things that were so different and i'm always trying to encourage him
18:04to do like more organic content i really would like him to just try to find a niche that he's
18:09passionate about on instagram just because he has such a big following already i want him to use it
18:14because obviously it's more lucrative than audrey's will ever be and he knows this yeah i'm always on
18:19jared for engagement we have multiple deals a year that are worth more than what jared nets at audrey's
18:27in a year and that's an understatement wouldn't you just rather put some more effort into something
18:33that like we could make more money with that's kind of my bugaboo with him spending so much time
18:38on audrey's however i don't need the money of jared using his very attractive looks to make more on
18:45instagram that's okay all right guys i'm gonna read these smells off cinnamon cider pumpkin sweet
18:53vanilla honey crisp oak wood these are just a few of the fall harvest scents i'm sorry that i just
19:01were you not recording that this is so wait what sorry oh mother effer coming up what was like the
19:10worst thing that i did well and your behavior was what was it what was so bad you were like
19:15you
19:16know what no she's better off in somebody else's hands the lies after everything you've done to me
19:21you think this is funny what i did to you what have i done to you bitch what do you
19:25i've literally never
19:26done anything to you are you kidding me right now
19:58walking into my grandpa's house is it's heartbreaking because there are so many memories of christmases
20:05family events
20:08hi cissy hi hi mom oh my gosh i haven't seen it since it's all been ripped out hi how
20:15are you oh i'm good
20:17let me put these down hi did you shake your lips down your face no my grandfather was always a
20:24father
20:24figure to me so it's hard going in here without him there memories oh my god this is your old
20:31bedroom mom do you remember like jen you were here i was here and then you took jen with you
20:36and let her move into the house and you left me here with grammy and grandpa for like a couple
20:40more
20:40weeks oh i'm sorry i would love for my mom to be just the way my grandpa was but my
20:47mom wasn't as
20:48maternal nor was my grandmother i'm gonna sit here and look at the pictures yeah i think that her mom
20:55didn't know how to show her love and it's just been brought down from generation to generation and
21:00so i'm just trying to break the cycle that was your halloween costume you were a nun because i was
21:04an
21:05angel not oh look at you with bill clinton did he try to hook up with you no what were
21:15you dressed as
21:16there that's not me it's me oh wrong kid sorry i didn't even know who's who you think i'm mean
21:23you weren't nice i'll say that jen loves me but you weren't nice growing up you weren't and you were
21:30i'm not the parent like i don't need to you should have showed me how to be like respectful and
21:36kind
21:37because now i'm not i hate that about me did you get it from me i mean if the shoe
21:43fits
21:44what did you say that was mom oh no you make believe that you didn't hurt me my whole life
21:50and you're blaming me for for the behaviors that you exhibited in your childhood no that's not what i
21:56said you sent me away in seventh grade and then eighth grade and then ninth grade but what was like
22:00the worst thing that i did well and your behavior was what was it you were like no she's better
22:05off
22:05in somebody else's hands the lies about what about being with people that you weren't supposed to be
22:11with being with boys yeah yeah but like that's like what teenagers do and you would always say like no
22:19like you're bipolar you're this i'm not bipolar i was definitely depressed as a child okay that's not
22:24like something that you send your kid to like a place with like drug addicts when i had never done
22:30drugs well i apologize now if i hurt you i didn't do it intentionally trying to get trying to get
22:39everything
22:44a lot of times i just had too much on my plate at one time and it was overwhelming
22:49why didn't you ever like love me i loved you if i didn't show it it's because that's how i
22:54was raised
22:56let me give you an example of me growing up all right how my mom treated me one night they
23:01surprised
23:02us and came home early and i ran up the stairs and i hit my head my eye on the
23:07headboard and i was
23:08bleeding all over the place you know what my mother said my flaws my flaws i just had them cleaned
23:13my
23:13flaws my flaws not my eye not i'm bleeding and i have to go get six stitches so you didn't
23:18feel loved
23:19you didn't feel loved no do you think that you kind of became your mom i do think a lot
23:25of me was
23:26like my mom that's how i was brought up and that's how i was bringing you up and i did
23:30try to change
23:31as you got older i know that you did the best that you could at the time we had a
23:36tough childhood
23:36like there was points since like there was no way out i felt the same way
23:44i don't think you realize that like the person that you were shaped who we became that's hard
23:50as an adult to look back on that and no matter how much therapy i've had i feel like i'm
23:56broken
23:57but like i love my kids more than anyone in the whole world and i just wish that you loved
24:02us
24:04that way i wish you put jenna and me in that like most important category it doesn't make me feel
24:12good to know that i've done the damage to you that i've done and it breaks my heart i promise
24:19to give
24:19it my all to try to be a better parent and to be there for you and and your children
24:25are you willing
24:26to forgive her if you want to work on us i need you to realize you have two daughters and
24:32three
24:32grandchildren who need you and it's not about babysitting it's about spending time let's learn
24:37how to cook let's do things together i don't know i need you to be there for me i love
24:46you you know i
24:46love you i love you i love you i love you for my mom to say to me i want
24:52to be a better mother
24:53mother and a better grandmother and my kids i have been waiting for this my entire life
25:01my whole entire life i love you too
25:20i love hanging out with rula but knowing about the video seeing brian i feel like i'm carrying a
25:30post it like i know i know what you did last week like i just can't hide it
25:53i love you
25:54hi guys hey liz what you doing building a short path how cool is that you know this is my
26:00favorite
26:01room in the building where the magic happens right yeah what are you up to we got dolores coming
26:07in today we finally have a product we can try all right jerry and i own a cannabis dispensary
26:13and we developed so many products not only thc but other components of the plant i'm excited for
26:20her to see the lab she's never been back here this is where the science happens that's it
26:26that's so cool yeah can't wait oh here she is now let me go get her hi are you here
26:31yeah it's like
26:32four knocks i can't get in oh i need one of my little fobs i'm gonna get you a fob
26:37you'll have your
26:38own fob we're gonna get right to it and taste test look what you've made after countless hours of
26:45bitching about what we were going through i came across as an old bitter witch no it was a menopause
26:53moment hormones are all over the place patients are gone dolores and i thought let's develop a
27:01menopause gummy we'll take these over to the lab through frank dolores has been involved in cannabis
27:07for a few years now so we wanted to create this product that can address all these negative symptoms
27:14of menopause because it's rough it's turbulent so this is the lab hi this is so cool it looks like
27:22something out of a movie sean this is dolores how are you nice to meet you so you're the brains
27:27behind it i guess i am i think it's going to be a really big help for a lot of
27:30people who need
27:31this coming right here yeah we're definitely looking for relief of symptoms you want to try
27:37them out let's try them out it's like a jello shot cheers cheers i'm so excited to finally have
27:44this test product i mean what better place to do it rhode island is the first state in the u
27:50.s
27:50to actually make menopausal women a protected class in the workplace it's synergistic
27:59really good they're actually delicious the flavor is perfect and i'm in my glory right now because i
28:05have my dolores she's got these connections and she can put it out plus plus win-win they have the
28:12perfect amount of tartness yeah we do not change i would not change the taste on this at all it's
28:19amazing effects wise goal wise so feel a little relaxed that's good all right i'm gonna start
28:25loading this machine up over here with oil and then um i'll talk to you later all right menopause
28:30it hit me so hard it nearly killed me i got so mental i lost weight i went down to
28:37like 105 pounds like i
28:39was it was not normal it was not a good look i couldn't get out of bed i couldn't focus
28:44you think
28:45it's everyone and not you it's so bad you don't even know yourself anymore you start to rethink your
28:51entire life you don't recognize yourself like i used to be a wordsmith now i can't even remember
28:57sometimes the simplest things walking swelling look at my feet they look like a bag of dicks
29:04why are they so big me and paul almost broke up over it we were literally fist fighting over the
29:10thermostat the change you know that's what you heard you never even heard them that's what it was
29:15the change that was the change let's be honest i haven't felt this good in a long time
29:34this look even babe yeah looks great okay this is like where some of my ocd sets in that's right
29:41i'm ready for a cocktail yeah we'll wait for them i'll be ignorant for you drinking before they walk
29:46i've already had like two shots of tequila so you know you take the edge off a little we are
29:51having
29:52billy and alicia over for dinner i'm excited just to have some company and let loose i mean i was
29:59very
30:00sick in bed and between my hospital visits it's been more than a minute since i've had a drink
30:05what are we eating tonight what's the pasta that we're doing tonight uh cacio pepe cacio
30:09pepe with the bocatini that's my favorite bocatini yeah filet mignon and then we have uh beautiful
30:15desserts i love newport it's one of my favorite places to spend time and so i feel like i missed
30:20out
30:20a little bit but there's just been too much negative energy surrounding joellen and even some other
30:25friends in the group but the thing is joellen's friends with the wrong people you gotta stop
30:30whatever joellen is good bad no no you know what it is good you can't join joellen would i have
30:37been
30:37excited about being trapped in a castle for a couple nights with the group probably not
30:46i'd rather be in my own castle why don't you hand it so i can get you up it doesn't
30:52have to be such a
30:52project oh yeah i'll get your bottle of champagne hello hey guys how's it going come on in so
31:00gorgeous absolutely beautiful thank you for having us over i'm glad you're here so beautiful and anxiously
31:05pleasure i love hanging out with rula but i don't want to give her the bad news about this video
31:11thanks for having us i feel like being in our house i want to die i feel like i'm carrying
31:16a
31:16poster like i know i know what you did last week i saw the time the date like i just
31:22can't hide it
31:23you guys should feel privileged you're using the company room big deal i've used this like three
31:26times in five years i'm dead i'm feeling very uneasy because like i really want to enjoy
31:36brian and rula and i really want them to work on their marriage but like i just feel guilty
31:40oh my god the menu looks great thank you i'm gonna get yelled at for eating too much oh no
31:44you
31:45have to eat tonight we're here for manja manja manja how's pizza mama good you can tell it's not
31:51from the can because i don't get popcorn from it like i can't eat your pizza fine you know
31:55even at midnight when i come home yeah you drink something i can have something good he wouldn't lie
32:00trust me no i wouldn't lie so wait so i need to get photox but i don't know when to
32:04fit in my schedule
32:05do you do that you have a place too yeah we do everything what they do at that place the
32:08max part
32:09is around the foot care the front part is right on aesthetic so we do everything oh i didn't know
32:13that wow i'll go to you guys plus i'll charge your last so yeah do you go of course you're
32:18so lucky
32:19see here i am getting fat off the pizza restaurants at least i don't get both shots like she laughs
32:23at
32:23me i'm like a genetically modified organism because like i feel like i'm getting fat so i still
32:27ozempic so i take a little ozempic i can't then i feel like i lost a little muscle so i'll
32:31take like
32:31steroids then i feel like i need a little botox so like every day i'm doing some shoes did you
32:36do
32:36something i said yeah i sell this like i might as well do it you know i've been on ozempic
32:39for like
32:40two years i microdosed it this is incredible information i think the two shots of tequila he
32:44took before you guys got here have got him i'm dropping science on her i'm dropping science
32:50i'm like having science class right now i'm so jealous so wait can i ask you a question why are
32:56you
32:56jealous you don't even know what you mean though please i need him to just be quiet when he comes
33:07back he needs to give everybody else a turn he's all excited tonight hey sorry guys i had a work
33:15call
33:15i had to take but it's all good now we can have fun wait i thought he went to the
33:20bathroom maybe
33:21someone's having a problem with their foot maybe you know i give this guy too much credit brian
33:26all right dig in dig in so it doesn't get cold billy's been dying for this that's not vodka is
33:31it of course it is listen listen i'm home i don't have much to drive how long did you guys
33:36date before
33:37you got married three years interesting story yeah we met in in 2013. what happened was i met her at
33:43jackie's and like i said what do you want to drink so she told me so i ordered my drink
33:47then i ordered
33:48hers and i said to the guy make make hers a double right so he made hers a double so
33:53every time we got
33:54around she was having a double to my single so it worked out pretty well
34:00i don't want to tell her about this video i don't want to tell her next week either
34:03i can't do it i can't do it i can't i can't do it call me a bad friend for
34:07not telling her right away
34:08now i just don't i don't have it in me yet oh the fillets are cooked at medium if anyone
34:16wants it
34:16more than that just a little like medium well medium well please same medium's great
34:22i used to like a medium rare yeah what happened then i started operating and like the smell of
34:26blood messed you up the smell of blood smells just like that ryan a filet mignon looks like an
34:32achilles tendon a filet mignon is tenderloin it's honestly an achilles tendon they're never coming
34:38over again coming up kelsey where the is your house at least i'm on the deed at this house like
34:48where are
34:50you get the out of my house i know you're a bitch take your and get the out of my
34:56house
34:57i don't care get the out of my house get the out of my house
35:16i think that's a good little icebreaker you caught her hair
35:17i'm just checking in i'm on my way to cut rosie's hair very nice i feel like now we're in
35:26a better
35:26place we're friendly now i think that's a good little icebreaker you caught her hair right in
35:31the comfort of her own home you're making them very quick i don't hold grudges not only do i like
35:37glamming myself i do like glamming other people and making them feel beautiful so i think it's just
35:42a good way to build a connection with her and get to know her i'm gonna bust her balls a
35:47little bit
35:48and make light of the situation because you know how i was like calling her out for lying about her
35:52it's square footage of her house yeah i mean we could joke about it now like we're past it okay
36:04come on clemmy are you going to be nice when a friend comes over are you going to be nicer
36:13you want to talk to richie come on hey honey hi what are you doing nothing much i just got
36:17to capo
36:18kelsey's about to come over and i put the plans on the counter so now when she walks up the
36:23stairs
36:23she's going to have to look at the plan and i explained to clemmy that this is a friend who's
36:27been kind of mean to mommy about that we're going to be nice to her anyway she likes basically
36:32everybody so if she's like what's up with this bitch i don't know you know what i mean well
36:39she's coming in soon all right well have fun i'll talk to you later bye
36:44what is that
36:50What the f**k is that?
37:06What?
37:08Hello?
37:13This is unit one of our eyes on the property.
37:16What are you doing?
37:178,000 square feet.
37:19Hello?
37:19What are you doing?
37:21House police is here.
37:23I live in a very nice community with a no siren ordinance.
37:26You can't just be like blasting sirens for no reason.
37:29Hi.
37:29Oh, she's afraid.
37:30How are you?
37:32Good.
37:32How are you?
37:33Good.
37:33I just had a bus blows.
37:35Oh.
37:36Okay.
37:37So she's now not only being obnoxious to me, it's my whole neighborhood.
37:42How are you?
37:43I'm good.
37:44Come here.
37:45Go show her all the plans if we can do it.
37:47Oh, my God.
37:48Anywhere.
37:49Thank you for putting it on display.
37:50Well, I had to.
37:51I mean, you just drove in and you said 8,000 square feet, which was the number in February.
37:55This is the number now.
37:57I mean, you can go measure it.
37:58You're the one that wants to measure it so bad.
38:00I don't even know what I'm doing.
38:01Should we do it after your haircut?
38:03I mean, if you want, we can do it now.
38:07Maybe we should go do it now.
38:09I'm good with the plans here.
38:10I trust them.
38:11What is the issue with the square footage?
38:12Because I said it was going to be 8,000 in February.
38:15No.
38:15And now it's 5,000.
38:18Rosie, relax.
38:19I'm fine.
38:19It was a weird thing to do, honestly.
38:20I don't like that.
38:21I'm fine.
38:21I literally thought I could joke with her.
38:23I thought we were at that level where we could, like, laugh.
38:25That is all that I was trying to do.
38:27She needs to take a friggin' chill pill.
38:29You've already attacked my house, my character.
38:32Literally, like, everything about me.
38:34Come in.
38:35I never attacked.
38:35This is such a nice neighborhood.
38:36You're going, 8,000 square feet.
38:388,000 square feet.
38:38Rosie, it was a joke.
38:40I don't think it's funny.
38:41It was a joke.
38:42I thought it was funny.
38:43I was showing my police radar.
38:44I thought it was funny.
38:45I was making a joke.
38:46I was being lighthearted.
38:48No, I don't think that's funny, actually.
38:50This funny joke proves that you're not trying to move forward with me.
38:55You just want to make fun of me.
38:56And now you're coming to my house, and you're going to do it again?
38:58Seriously.
38:59It's up.
39:00I thought it was funny.
39:01I was like, you know what?
39:02I'll show her these plans.
39:03She can see for herself.
39:04You know, you could ask me some questions about them,
39:06since you guys talk behind my back all the time.
39:09You're still calling me a liar and exaggerator,
39:11and you just want to attack me constantly.
39:14And I'm not here for it anymore.
39:16Instead, you're driving in, and you're sitting 8,000 square feet.
39:19Like, Kelsey, where the is your house?
39:28You're driving in, and you're sitting 8,000 square feet.
39:31Like, Kelsey, where the is your house?
39:33At least I'm on the date at this house.
39:35Like, where are you?
39:38You're coming in here at my house.
39:40You're very aggressive.
39:41I'm being aggressive.
39:42You just came in with a .
39:43Yes, I did, because it's funny.
39:45It's not funny.
39:46Laugh, yes it is.
39:47After everything you've done to me,
39:48you think this is funny?
39:49What I did to you?
39:50What have I done to you, bitch?
39:52What have you done to me?
39:52I've literally never done anything to you.
39:54Are you kidding me right now?
39:55Rosie, Rosie.
39:56I'm sorry that I called you a polygamous at a picnic.
39:59When you have a boyfriend and other girlfriends,
40:01that's polyamory.
40:03That's polygamy.
40:04Get the out of my house.
40:05I will.
40:06I'm so over you.
40:07I will.
40:07I will.
40:07This is so up.
40:09That wasn't nice.
40:10I'm so tired of it.
40:12No.
40:12You're a bitch.
40:13No.
40:13You said so much.
40:15I don't care.
40:17Get the out of my house.
40:18I will.
40:19I will.
40:20I will.
40:21Get your friends easy.
40:23Get the out of my house.
40:24You're talking to him.
40:25I'm going to you.
40:26And you're no one.
40:27You're literally a no one.
40:29You are no one.
40:30I don't give a fuck.
40:31Don't ever touch me again.
40:33Ever touch me again.
40:35I don't give a fuck.
40:35There's literally no one.
40:36I don't give a fuck.
40:36Talk to me when you're in a house.
40:38Talk to me when you have a husband.
40:39Yes.
40:39I will.
40:40Talk to me when you have a career.
40:41You don't have any of that.
40:43I'm a career.
40:43You don't have a career.
40:44Sucking dick is not a career, bitch.
40:47Shut the fuck up.
40:48I mean, the only thing you've done in your entire life
40:52was win a pageant.
40:53And you didn't even win.
40:55Your sugar daddy had to take a fucking jockey.
40:57Shut the fuck up.
40:58Get the fuck out of my house.
41:00We are not cool.
41:02I won this.
41:02Yeah, you won it.
41:03You won it.
41:03You won it.
41:04No, you didn't.
41:04Get out of my house.
41:05Get out of my house.
41:06I'll help you.
41:07I'm so fucking dumb with you.
41:08I can do it myself.
41:08That was so fucking rude.
41:10What you did.
41:10You put into my house.
41:12And you do that.
41:13Okay, then get the fuck out of my house.
41:17You're not welcome here.
41:18You're such a fucking bitch.
41:19I'm so fucking tired of you.
41:21And the fucking click, you're not welcome.
41:23You're a fucking bitch.
41:24Take your shit and get the fuck out of my house.
41:26I will fucking gladly.
41:27I don't care.
41:27Get the fuck out of my house.
41:28Get the fuck out of my house.
41:30Don't fucking stop me.
41:31I'm so fucking over this shit.
41:33This fucking bitch.
41:40Rosie, by the way, I won the pageant fair and square.
41:45So no, I don't suck dick for a living.
41:47Actually, Kelsey, everybody in Rhode Island knows you're fucking married men.
41:51Every single fucking person, you're a fucking slam pig.
41:53Don't ever fucking come for me again.
41:56You're a slam pig.
41:57Get the fuck out of my house.
41:59Do you want me to call the police?
42:00You think you're all a fucking side?
42:01You think you're all a fucking side?
42:02I think you're a fucking bitch.
42:03I'm a fucking bitch.
42:05No, I'm here.
42:06Get the fuck out of my house.
42:09You're such a fucking liar.
42:11Get out of my house.
42:13I will.
42:14Fuck off.
42:15You're such a fucking loser.
42:17I'm a bitch.
42:19Bye, Rosie.
42:22Next time on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
42:25She's beauty.
42:26She's grace.
42:27She's Miss Slam Pig, United States.
42:30Oh, my God.
42:31She's allowed to come in with a blow horn and attack me.
42:33I didn't attack you.
42:34Dude, like, shut the fuck up.
42:35Can we just have a normal fucking conversation?
42:38First thing you went to was, you were homeless?
42:40You brought it up.
42:41I was trying to hear that I was talking to my mother.
42:43You didn't know my mother.
42:43I'm right.
42:46Buckle up.
42:46It's going to be a hell of a fucking ride.
42:48Holy shit.
42:49I have KYC.
42:51I was encouraged by this.
42:52It could be personal, if we were in a world market.
42:53We made it this bill.
42:54You
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