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The 5 Minute Drive-In presents a fast-cut look at Troll 2 — the legendary “so bad it’s iconic” cult film where goblins turn people into plants, the town is literally named Nilbog, and the acting is unforgettable for reasons no one can explain.

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Transcript
00:00There they are!
00:04The strange concoction she offered him was delicious.
00:08He began to feel ill, sweating chlorophyll green.
00:13Half man, half plant, the goblin's favorite food.
00:17Don't tell me they ate him, Grandpa.
00:20That's exactly what happened.
00:22What are you doing still up, Josh?
00:24He's still seeing Grandpa Seth.
00:30Are you nuts? He tried to turn me into a homo?
00:32If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them.
00:36Don't you want to come to Tonino's with us, Holly?
00:38You take them to bed with you too, and I don't believe in group sex.
00:41A family from the country is coming to live here, and we're going to live in their house.
00:45Evidently, he referred his friends to you.
00:47Elliot is a good-for-nothing.
00:49I don't feel good.
00:52No, don't eat me!
00:54Joshua!
00:54I have to throw up.
00:56What are you doing here, Grandpa?
00:58This is a bad place, Joshua.
01:00Are you going to give me a ride or not?
01:03Holly!
01:04Hello.
01:07Enjoy your stay in Millbott.
01:12Come take a look, everyone.
01:16Don't let them eat, Joshua.
01:18I must do it!
01:21Michael, please don't hit him.
01:23It's what he deserves.
01:24A big spanking for little shit.
01:27Do you see this writing?
01:28Do you know what it means?
01:30Hospitality.
01:32And you can't piss on hospitality.
01:33I won't allow it!
01:34What are you going to do to me, Daddy?
01:36Tighten my belt by one loop so I don't feel hunger pains.
01:39When I was your age, I really did suffer from hunger.
01:41Where are all the single, unattached, twenty girls, Elliot?
01:45Hey!
01:46Hey!
01:47Hey!
01:47For my sake!
01:48There they are!
01:56This is my house.
01:58We need a doctor, ma'am.
01:59This broth.
02:00Drink of it.
02:01What?
02:02Oh!
02:03Oh my God!
02:04What?
02:07They're eating her!
02:09Oh my God!
02:14Go into town and do the shopping now.
02:16Where do the girls from around here go at night?
02:18The girls!
02:20Coffee.
02:21It's the devil's drink.
02:22Eggs.
02:23Here, it's free.
02:25Your friend has a message for you.
02:26He said to meet him in the house that looks like an old church.
02:30This is their kingdom!
02:35Hamburgers.
02:36Steaks.
02:37Sausages.
02:40Me or your friends.
02:43Help get busted!
02:45I don't want to!
02:47What are you doing to my son?
02:49Daddy, they're goblins!
02:50I thought you were supposed to be at my house.
02:52We had car trouble.
02:53Your sister Holly is with that Playboy son of the Coopers.
02:56Don't you-
02:56Hey, wait a minute!
02:57Stop it! Stop it!
02:58Kids, how's life?
02:59Listen, Mr. Waits, wait-
03:01I don't want to have anything to do with you.
03:02Send anyone here?
03:03No!
03:04I know what's happening.
03:08Hurry!
03:11You will be pun-
03:15What a surprise they have prepared for us!
03:17You eat this stuff, they'll kill us!
03:19I've had enough.
03:29I've had enough.
03:31Cut it out, kid.
03:35I've had enough.
03:37I've had enough.
03:38I've had enough.
03:41I've had enough.
03:43He was one of us.
03:45Get out!
03:46Give her strength!
03:52There's sandwiches for tonight in here.
03:56Grandpa Sith, come to us!
04:01Dad!
04:02Destroy the magic stone that gives the goblins their power!
04:28You're hungry!
04:30You're hungry!
04:30Bologna sandwich!
04:31No!
04:33No!
04:34No!
04:35No!
04:36Put your hands on the stone!
04:39No!
04:42No!
04:45No!
04:46No!
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05:05No!
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05:09No!
05:09No!
05:10No!
05:10No!
05:12No!
05:12Sing that song I like so much!
05:13Row, row, row your boat, gently down a stream!
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