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00:03Cariavedo Castle, 1296, the turbulent epicenter of butting tensions between an ambitious England
00:12with its sights set on these hills and the fierce whales determined to fight them.
00:20Tensions that led to war.
00:25The bloody battle lasted 14 days.
00:29The Welsh, having repelled the English, faced an even greater foe.
00:38Fire.
00:40The great fire of 1296 destroyed the town of Cariavedo and reached the castle walls.
00:46But the castle stood firm and still stands to this day.
00:58Edie!
01:00Hold time!
01:01Edzie!
01:02I'll nick you car if you don't come out!
01:04Edie!
01:04Can't we just leave him, Paulo?
01:06No, I have to sign you all out.
01:08Rules are rules.
01:10Typical Edie.
01:11He's gone AWOL to ruin my heart date.
01:13But it won't work.
01:14Stuff I've been texting this bloke, he'll wait.
01:16I really think with my status I should be exempt from any rules.
01:20Edie!
01:20I've been on question time for God's sake.
01:22Yeah, me too.
01:23This is affecting my mental health.
01:25Found him!
01:26Right, keep him there because I'm going to kill him.
01:30I don't think you need to.
01:32Wait, wait, what?
01:34I don't think you need to.
01:35I don't think you need to be so long.
01:37Over here.
01:40Oh, please.
01:42Edie!
01:42Oh, my God!
01:44Edie!
01:46Edie!
02:04What a mess.
02:05All this because of a rave.
02:07Must have been a hell of a rave.
02:09Wasn't a rave for our victim, though.
02:11Wasn't a rave at all.
02:12I'll stop saying rave.
02:14It's a good one, though.
02:16Proper old school acid house.
02:18Paul Oakham fold vibe.
02:20So I heard.
02:21So that's where you were on Saturday night.
02:23I thought we were going to have a Cluedo marathon.
02:25If you staying in my spare room is going to work out,
02:27the words Cluedo and Marathon are never happening together.
02:30All right.
02:31Backstep.
02:32Malawan.
02:33Carvedo Castle, eh?
02:35Had some great days out with the girls here.
02:37First place my Kaylee ever said she wished she was adopted.
02:42Good afternoon.
02:43D.I. Malawan.
02:43Ma'am.
02:44Whoa.
02:44You don't have to call me ma'am.
02:46I might be a D.I. now, but I'm still regular old J-Dog.
02:51No.
02:51No offence, but you can't pull off being a J-Dog.
02:53I think I can.
02:54So, who've we got?
02:56Oh, Edie Morris.
02:57Owner of a local car dealership.
02:59He was here doing community service.
03:01Suicide?
03:02Most likely a fall or push.
03:04Well, no more till the p.m.
03:05What was he doing on the top of the castle tower
03:08when he should be down here
03:09clearing the rubbish?
03:11Can I answer that?
03:11His phone was found up there.
03:13Must have gone up to get a signal.
03:15Well, fingers crossed for an open and shut fall
03:16because we got the pub quiz tonight.
03:18You coming?
03:19Not with this
03:20and the three-foot pile of reports on my desk.
03:22That's the greasy pole, Malawan.
03:24The more you climb it, the harder you work.
03:26Take it from me,
03:27I've had a lifetime climbing the pole.
03:30Then how come you've got time to go to pub quizzes?
03:33Because I'm right at the top of the greasy pole
03:36where it's no longer greasy.
03:38In fact, it's sticky at the top of the greasy pole.
03:41It's the bit between the top and the bottom
03:43that's greasy and hard.
03:46All right?
03:47Yeah.
03:48I'm going back to the station.
03:49I don't know what to say.
03:51How'd you get on with the witnesses?
03:53Mixed bag.
03:53The big bloke Warren.
03:54He doesn't say much
03:55and he really scares me
03:57and he's still staring at me.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Yeah.
04:00He's really staring at you.
04:02Now, I need you to find out
04:04why Eddie Morris was doing community service.
04:06I already know that.
04:07I was the arresting officer.
04:09Public order offence.
04:10Eddie and his ex-wife Sally,
04:13that's her sitting down over there.
04:15They vandalised each other's houses.
04:16Press charges for criminal damage on each other
04:19rather than back down.
04:20Well, find out her movements.
04:22On it, ma'am.
04:23J-Dawg, ma'am.
04:26A prominent community figure.
04:30Yes, people like that accumulate enemies
04:33on the way to the top, yes, gentlemen.
04:36Do you understand?
04:36Mainly.
04:37So does that mean you do
04:38or you don't want shepherd's pie tonight?
04:40I do.
04:43There's Carrivedo Castle.
04:45I did a little promotional video for them once.
04:47The result was considered groundbreaking.
04:50So I believe.
04:52You know.
04:53I used to take Janie there when she was little.
04:56Oh, yeah.
04:57Why don't we ask her round for dinner tonight?
04:59That's a good idea.
05:01You'll be wasting your breath, of course.
05:03She'll say no.
05:04You can't keep ignoring her own mother.
05:06Well, I think you're underestimating
05:08the depths of her pig-headedness.
05:10Well, her determination.
05:13Sorry.
05:14It is you, isn't it?
05:17Caesar.
05:17John Chappell, who seizes the name of the character.
05:20I didn't recognize you with that goatee.
05:23Oh, it does lend the jawline, I suppose, a certain strength.
05:27Yes, it gives you a chin.
05:34Oh, you better run.
05:35I knew you were going to be late for Linda.
05:40Oh, you got my muffin wrong.
05:42No, no, no, that was me.
05:45I know you wanted the blueberry, but I got you the brown one,
05:47because deep down, from a truly character point of view,
05:50you know you'd regret the blueberry one.
05:52All right.
05:53Bye-bye.
05:54Now, text me, won't you, when you get to Linda's?
05:58You let me know you're safe or need.
06:06Well, I thought you might need my help.
06:09I don't need his help.
06:11If you're right, and this is a murder,
06:13we should have our official consultant help him.
06:16Well, I thought you couldn't stand him.
06:18I can't.
06:18That thing he does when you can't tell if he's talking to you or himself,
06:21like an Uber driver, very annoying.
06:24Oh, thank you.
06:26Then how come you've changed your tune?
06:28Because my boss thinks it's a good idea.
06:31Look, part of being senior is,
06:33if you think your boss's ideas are good ideas,
06:36you've got this wonderful thing called a quiet life.
06:39Well, I can't work with him.
06:40It's been three months.
06:42Can't you two patch things up?
06:43He crossed a line.
06:45How would you feel if he was sleeping with your mum?
06:48I'd be mortified.
06:49She'd be dead since 2015.
06:51Why would you even suggest that?
06:53Can you give us a minute, please, Mr. Chappell?
06:55Certainly, Chief Inspector.
06:58I'm supposed to be in charge now.
06:59Let me lead this my way.
07:01Yes, you're in charge.
07:03But we still haven't filled your de-estrol,
07:05so we're short here.
07:06He's helped us a lot in the past,
07:08so suck up the order.
07:10Greasy Paul.
07:14That'll be all.
07:16Not bad, my dear Chowdhury.
07:19Don't get too close, Chowdhury.
07:20He'll only shag you, ma'am.
07:22Oh, how I've missed that rapier wit.
07:25Glad you're here, ma'am.
07:26We've had forensics back on Eddie Morris' phone.
07:28There were no fingerprints on it.
07:30Not even Eddie's.
07:31Someone must have wiped it to cover their tracks.
07:34It has to be murder.
07:35This is huge.
07:37Mildly interesting at best.
07:38Typical.
07:39Focusing on curious objects.
07:41Ignoring motives.
07:43One other interesting thing about Eddie's phone.
07:45He shouldn't have had it on him.
07:46The grouper only allowed them at lunch.
07:48They took it because they urgently needed to get in contact with somebody?
07:51Possibly, Chowdhury.
07:52Yes, possibly.
07:52Chowdhury, get on to his phone provider.
07:55See if we can find out who his last call was to.
07:57Will do.
07:58Oh, Eddie's bank accounts show he had big money troubles.
08:01Apparently he was stolen on the divorce.
08:03Now Sally gets everything.
08:05And the house.
08:05Right.
08:07Well, how's that for a pretty big motive?
08:10No.
08:11Sally wouldn't kill Eddie.
08:13Completely out of character.
08:14Look at the arrests.
08:16Both could easily have backed down from their war.
08:18It would have saved them the indignity of criminal charges.
08:20But look, they carried on.
08:22Because they needed their arguments.
08:24They needed each other.
08:25It would take more than money for Sally to kill her soulmate.
08:28Yeah.
08:29Well, maybe he bonked her, ma'am.
08:31Oh, no, you're just being childish, aren't you?
08:34No, we could talk about this, but no, no, that's not your style.
08:37If it wasn't Sally, then who was it?
08:38How do I know?
08:39I need to find out more about the group members.
08:42What drives them?
08:43Their secrets, their motives, their attignations.
08:48Chowdhury?
08:48Hmm?
08:49Get on to probation and the super.
08:51See if we can get Mr. Chappell signed up to the community payback group.
08:55Do what?
08:56If it gets you closer to the group and out of my hair, win-win.
09:00Playing a criminal?
09:02It's against type.
09:03It's often a big plus, isn't it?
09:05Might be a chance to revisit the physiological intricacies
09:09that I applied to my revelatory tartuffe at the Armada.
09:13Shave the goatee first.
09:14You want to look dodged, but not that kind of dodge.
09:16Good note.
09:17Right, I'm off.
09:19And tell ma'am I'm not coming for dinner.
09:22It'll only taste of betrayal.
09:24It's shepherd's pie.
09:27Great.
09:28Now you've taken ma'am's shepherd's pie from me too.
09:38Well, I'm not proud of my actions.
09:41Defacing a speed camera.
09:42What motivated me?
09:44Well, I've said enough of living in this surveillance culture.
09:47Yeah, didn't ask, mate.
09:48Quite right.
09:49Yes, man cannot be observed 24-7 by a faceless state.
09:53I mean, we live in the free world.
09:54Are we not a panopticon?
09:55Right.
09:56I understood about half of that.
09:58Here's your tabard, love.
09:59Now, before we start,
10:01I want to give everyone another chance to own up about what happened.
10:05Oh, Edsy.
10:06He fell, didn't he?
10:07No.
10:07My missing mug.
10:09If it's on that table by the end of the day,
10:11there'll be no questions asked.
10:14It has sentimental value.
10:16Sorry, sorry, car trouble.
10:18Carsters think of arses?
10:19There is still an unpleasant smell.
10:21Yes, Liam.
10:22I spent all morning trying to get to the bottom of it.
10:24I'm stumped.
10:25I can nick you a new one if you want.
10:27No, you can't, Liam.
10:28And it's lucky you're not 30 seconds later, Angela,
10:31or there'll be a red sticker
10:32with a broken or perfect streak.
10:34Red sticker?
10:36Attendance chart.
10:37I used to use them in teaching.
10:40Right!
10:40We best get going
10:41if we're going to have this place up and running for half term.
10:45Hi, John Chappell.
10:47You fancy buddying up?
10:50No.
10:51Right, well, we could just chat then.
10:54No.
10:55No?
10:56All right, great.
10:56Well, thanks for the talk.
10:58It was illuminating.
10:59Oh, I wouldn't get on the wrong side of Wazza.
11:02I heard he's in you for killing a book.
11:04Community service.
11:05For murder?
11:06Oh, yeah, no, I went through.
11:07We got that in the shoplifting.
11:09But, you know, this rumor's going on and killed someone.
11:11You must be nails.
11:13Oh, well, good to know that.
11:16Liam, you famous, aren't you?
11:18Well, I spent some time with a public eye, yeah.
11:22That's who you live.
11:22Do you just humor me for a second?
11:25Do you say you're more familiar with me as a theater actor
11:28or film and TV star?
11:30No, I recognize you from your dead video.
11:32Just been doing all right, then.
11:34I'm actually surprised that, uh, who came in today.
11:37I heard there was a death.
11:39Yeah, they made us come in.
11:41Proper shock us all up, though.
11:43Especially Ange.
11:44Really?
11:45Yeah.
11:45She wanted to run a couch.
11:47All the feds, don't they?
11:49Well, that's interesting.
11:51Oh, no, no.
11:52This is actually a good bit, then.
11:56No, we haven't got time for this for me, no.
11:59And farewell, King!
12:06Oh, careful!
12:08You're splashing Red Bull on my Jimmy Choo's!
12:10Oh, my apologies.
12:11I'm so...
12:12I'm just new to all this.
12:13I was hoping we might pair up.
12:16Yeah.
12:17Angela Vaughan, MS for South Carmarthen.
12:20Oh.
12:21I'm well aware of your reputation, Minister.
12:24No, it's an honor to meet you, truly.
12:25It's an honor.
12:26It's good to have someone else here that's in the public eye.
12:30Well, I only hope we haven't fallen too far from grace.
12:34Aren't you here because you've crashed your car into a...
12:37into a holiday home?
12:40Only the front wall.
12:42It was a protest.
12:44Now, those rentals are stopping decent local people
12:48from living in their own communities.
12:50And I thought, well, if they can destroy local Welsh communities,
12:53I can destroy their retaining walls.
12:56Hmm.
12:57That was quite good.
12:58I'd have to remember that for the news at six.
13:00Well, that's made you quite a local hero.
13:02Well, I'm only here to do my time.
13:05But it has been quite good for me, you know,
13:08to actually get to know some real salt-of-the-earth people.
13:12If we're still salt-of-the-earth,
13:14how come you wore a stab vest in your first week?
13:16It was a reinforced thermal gilet.
13:20Right.
13:21I only hope you don't get caught up in the scandal of this death yesterday.
13:28Hardly knew, Eddie.
13:29How come you kept talking about your body all the time, Anna?
13:34My body work.
13:37Eddie had his mechanics repair the body work of my car after the crash.
13:41That's all.
13:42Right.
13:44If there was a scandal about the whole affair,
13:48Eddie and young Liam kept going off together.
13:52Very odd.
13:59Charles Caesar.
14:00Kindly spay me the pleasantries and cut to the chase.
14:03Can I turn this off?
14:05Yeah, I only had it on because I was waiting for Downton.
14:09So, what do you want to know?
14:11Well, I'm just following up on your husband's death.
14:13Oh, you've left the tea bag in.
14:16Sorry.
14:17This must be a very difficult time for you.
14:21They've given me leave from community service.
14:23Compassionate grounds.
14:25I was thinking I might go to Alicante.
14:27Process the grief.
14:29There's some good deals on.
14:30Alicante.
14:31You can't go swanning off to Portugal.
14:33Spain.
14:34I was going to say Spain.
14:35No.
14:37This is a suspicious death.
14:38You can't leave town.
14:40Typical bloody Eddie.
14:41Ruining my plans even when he's dead.
14:45I'm sorry.
14:48Girl.
14:51I did love him.
14:54And I hated him.
14:56We were like Taylor and Burton.
14:58God, we knew what to row.
15:00But the make-up sex.
15:02Another level.
15:03You don't have to tell me to.
15:04Like two cats in a sack.
15:05Just going at it.
15:07Neighbours banging on the walls.
15:09Hours we'd be going for.
15:10I'm not talking standard mystery.
15:12This was top shelf stuff.
15:13Moving on.
15:14The fallout that led to your arrest must have been bigger than normal.
15:18What happened?
15:20Sorry.
15:20Sorry.
15:23We were selling the house.
15:25Well, Eddie suddenly decided he wanted a bigger cut.
15:28Said he was skint.
15:29You thought he was lying.
15:31I know he was lying.
15:32I caught him out.
15:33His Amazon account still delivers you.
15:36And last week, a package turned up from some ski wear company.
15:40Skint Eddie Morris can afford to go skiing.
15:42If he was here now, I'd bloody kill him.
15:45I didn't kill him.
15:47I just wish I'd made things up before.
15:51Some things are hard to forgive.
15:54And now he's dead.
15:56And all that rowing seems so stupid now.
15:59Oh, sorry.
16:01Nice.
16:05Try and take your mind off, Eddie.
16:07Yeah.
16:08Why don't I pop on the radio?
16:10Yeah.
16:11Erm.
16:13Get down to Eddie Morris' autos.
16:15Oh, yeah.
16:24Chowdhury.
16:26Thought you'd want to hear this.
16:27We've had Eddie Morris' phone records back.
16:29Any news on who he called before he died?
16:32There was one call at 2.40pm to Eddie Morris Autos.
16:36Great.
16:37Thanks, Chowdhury.
16:37I'll, er, get down to Eddie Morris' autos right now.
16:42Oh, I love that advert.
16:43Get down to Eddie Morris' autos!
16:47We haven't got time for this.
16:48Sorry, Mum.
16:51Ah, the honest sweat of rehabilitative work.
16:55Giving back productively for our wrongs.
16:58Laying a redemptive brick in the wall of society.
17:02Or was it not Keats that said,
17:05Oh, happy, happy bow.
17:07Polly.
17:07Can I punch your new bloke?
17:08He's really getting on my nerves.
17:10No, you can't, Warren.
17:12I don't care how annoying he is.
17:13You play nice.
17:24What are you in for, mate?
17:27Gang stuff.
17:28You wouldn't get it.
17:29Oh, I do, when Caesar went up against Lewis on ITV and was tribal.
17:33But then 10 million viewers against 7.2.
17:37I'll leave you to be the judge who won that particular gang war.
17:40Although, Kevin is a dear friend, so keep me that bloody hat.
17:45I'm talking, like, serious gang war zone stuff.
17:49Where I'm from, it's always kicking off.
17:51Where's that, the tough side of Cardiff?
17:54Abercobeney.
17:55See, I'm from the east side.
17:57That's where everything east of Argos.
17:59Yeah, I think I saw reports of that on Newsnight, yeah.
18:02Yeah, yeah, the thing is, though, right, this west sidekick called Karner was mouthing off in the kebab shop on
18:06the east side.
18:07So I punched him.
18:10Well, I punched his bike.
18:11But, like, really hard.
18:13Yeah, well, we're all paying our dues now, aren't we?
18:18Except for Eddie, of course.
18:20You and he were, um, close.
18:24Or more than just friends.
18:26Is that why you went off together?
18:30I didn't think anybody knew.
18:33I don't know what it was about him.
18:34I just get this thing for older men.
18:38I'm actually feeling it pretty strongly for you right now.
18:41Oh, right, er, well, I'm flattered, but you're pulling my leg, aren't you?
18:47Yeah, I nearly had you, though, admit it.
18:49Yeah.
18:50You just helped me out, like, job interview training.
18:53We were allowed.
18:54Polly said we could.
18:55Well, you were thinking about your career prospects.
18:57Got to turn my life around.
18:59Mam sees me going out every morning.
19:00She knows all it takes is some west side kid with a grudge, and I'm coming home in a body
19:04bag.
19:10So sad about Eddie.
19:12We've paid our respects in a classy way.
19:14Balloons.
19:15Plus, we're knocking 395 off all second-hand hatchbacks in Eddie's memory.
19:19Oh, great.
19:21Now, on the afternoon of Eddie's death, he rang here at 2.40pm.
19:27We think that was important.
19:29He did.
19:29But that was just about the rotas for today.
19:32He'd given our security guard tonight off and then decided to put him back on.
19:35Right, miss?
19:36Well, I'm going to need Eddie's diary, and if you have access to his office safe, anything from there.
19:43I'll be just a minute.
19:44OK.
19:54Ooh.
20:17Good horn.
20:21Here you go.
20:23Diary.
20:24Safe didn't have much in.
20:26A logbook for an SUV.
20:28No idea why he was keeping that there.
20:30And a big fruit and nut bar.
20:32I'm going to need to take all that in as evidence, especially the fruit nut.
20:37Um, before I go, can you think of anyone that might want Eddie dead?
20:42Back in the day, Clive Ball at Ball Motors over in Abacaddy.
20:46But Clive's been dead eight years.
20:49Anyone alive?
20:51There was that one bloke at his community service.
20:54The big fella, Warren.
20:58Eddie Morris is the reason why Warren's here.
21:01He saw him stealing from an antique shop and made a citizen's arrest.
21:04He's a bit out of character, isn't he, from the Incredible Hulk?
21:07We'd better have a word with him.
21:08No, I'd better.
21:10Look, he's in there and I don't need your help, you high-vis mother-stealer.
21:16Oh, look, come on.
21:18You can't stay in this, what is it your mother calls it?
21:21A puddy.
21:22I'm not in a puddy.
21:24Yes, you are.
21:24You're puddying.
21:25No, I'm going.
21:32Eddie's the reason why you're here.
21:33Why didn't you tell us?
21:34You didn't ask.
21:36Er, private meeting here.
21:38Er, not having your lot interview one of my fellow offenders on his own.
21:43You're just things to see.
21:44Oh, that's rich coming from you.
21:46Do you two know each other?
21:47No.
21:47No.
21:48No, I just want to look out for you, Warren, mate.
21:51You know, I've been through the system.
21:54I know what it's like.
21:56If I let you stay, will you shut up?
21:59So, did you see Eddie on the morning of his death?
22:03No.
22:07Oh.
22:07He'd been off with Liam.
22:09Practising job interview techniques.
22:11Very magnanimous of Eddie, I would say.
22:14Stopped on helping us, but Polly has her favourites.
22:17Liam gets away with murder.
22:19She let him swan in at noon when he slept in once.
22:21Gave him the best litter picker.
22:24She used to give me that litter picker.
22:27That lunchtime, do you know if Eddie was out of sorts with anyone in the group?
22:31I don't know.
22:31I have lunch in the back office.
22:33I like to be alone.
22:34Solitude, sometimes.
22:36Best society.
22:37John Milton.
22:40Just don't want anyone stealing my hula hoops.
22:42So stay away from my hula hoops.
22:49No, that was weird.
22:51Last week I came in here and I found Eddie on his own, staring at that video.
22:54It's like it was transfixed.
22:56Just out of curiosity, the shoplifting at the antique store, what did you steal?
23:02Just a Japanese vase.
23:03They couldn't sell it.
23:04It was broken anyway.
23:05So why steal it?
23:06Because I like nicking things.
23:07Look, I didn't like Eddie.
23:10I don't really like anyone.
23:11What a sensual warming to me.
23:13I can't stand you.
23:14But it didn't matter.
23:16Eddie was leaving anyway.
23:18I heard Polly on the phone with the probation services the other day.
23:21She was going to get him transferred to another group.
23:24I'm going now.
23:31You asked to have Eddie removed from the group.
23:34Firstly, why?
23:35Secondly, why?
23:40Me and Sally were doing my head in.
23:42Too disruptive.
23:44One minute Sally's threatening to chop his meat and two veg off.
23:47The next she's flirting and bringing him in special lunches.
23:51Like being a teacher.
23:53Get a pair of teenagers split up.
23:55Emotions all over the place.
23:56The whole class becomes a write-off.
23:59Why come you left teaching behind?
24:02Same reason everyone does.
24:04Hours, paperwork, stress.
24:07I mean, this lot might be criminals, but they're a walk in the park compared to 30-year 11s.
24:12Now I really do have to get on.
24:18Right, let's get back to the visitor centre.
24:21See what Warren's really doing in that back office.
24:25Let's go.
24:25All right.
24:33That's a lot.
24:34That's interesting.
24:37Is it meat?
24:37Or does it smell a bit...
24:40farty in you?
24:41Oh, how incredibly pure are you?
24:44Even...
24:45It does smell a bit farty, doesn't it?
24:48Or is it fishy?
24:50Oh, someone not wanting to leave fingerprints.
24:57Oh, oh, fishy farty.
24:59Oh, fuck.
25:01What the hell's been going on in here?
25:03Open that.
25:04What?
25:04Oh, all right.
25:05Yeah, don't touch my...
25:07Well, don't get it.
25:09Okay.
25:13I'll get that sent to the lab.
25:14See if it links to Eddie.
25:17She can pay her notes later.
25:20Am I a place?
25:21Put your bourbons in.
25:24All right, fine.
25:28Oh.
25:29That's Baxter.
25:31PM's in.
25:33Cause of death is head injury from the fall.
25:37A couple of interesting things.
25:38Firstly, the killer slipped up, left their ID in Eddie's pocket.
25:42What?
25:43Joking.
25:43But it was definitely murder.
25:45Defence wounds on the arms, couple of scratch marks.
25:48Sent samples for testing.
25:49Great.
25:50Anything else?
25:51Yeah, there was a rash all over his body.
25:53Ew.
25:54Yeah, it looks like an allergic reaction or something.
25:56Weird.
25:57Why was...
25:58Are you keeping your granola here?
26:00Oh, yeah.
26:02Well, someone kept eating it at home, so...
26:04Well, someone was starving and hadn't had time to go to the shop.
26:07You're still not someone's granola, is there?
26:09Six quid a box, that is.
26:11Six quid a box?
26:12What's in it?
26:12Diamonds?
26:13All right, all right.
26:15I'll buy my own granola.
26:18Oh, are you in tonight?
26:19There's a new reality show on.
26:21Looks right up our street.
26:22Love prison, right?
26:25Eight couples are sent to prison, but here's a twist.
26:27The guards are hot.
26:28God, sounds really good, but I can't...
26:31I've got to go and see a colleague.
26:41Oh, God, what's happening?
26:44Well, it's yoga.
26:45It's lion's breath pose.
26:46Bit of a warning.
26:47I thought you were having a stroke.
26:49I'm decompressing.
26:51Spending all day in character is incredibly taxing.
26:55Being me, but not me.
26:57Well, if you're done decompressing,
26:59do you want to come and help me with this murder?
27:02Shaked it out.
27:04What do you reckon to this rash over Eddie's body?
27:07Baffling but trivial from a character perspective.
27:10Doesn't speak of any motive.
27:13All right, rude.
27:15Sally had the most to gain,
27:16but we now have Warren with a motive.
27:19Revenge.
27:20Warren is certainly interesting.
27:22Yeah.
27:24He's hiding something behind the hard nine exterior.
27:27What do you make of Liam?
27:28He presents himself as a menaced society,
27:31but it's all a front.
27:32Hunt has a quick mind there.
27:34And the fact that he wanted job interview coaching
27:36shows that he's interested in turning his life around.
27:39That seems weird to me.
27:41Polly letting Liam and Eddie skive off
27:44to do interview coaching.
27:46As Warren says,
27:48she did have her favourites.
27:50But it's unfair.
27:51Have you ever known a teacher to be like that?
27:53It's totally out of character.
27:55Yes.
27:56That's very true.
27:58Seems like my antennae has rubbed off on you.
28:02This could be a real crack in the case.
28:05Feels good doing this again.
28:07Yeah.
28:09But things can't go back to how they were.
28:12Not after what you did.
28:16I did try not to.
28:19I'm sorry you're hurt,
28:20but I didn't think I'd have the chance
28:22to feel like that about another person again.
28:27Well, you've got feelings for ma'am.
28:30Of course,
28:30she's not just another notch on my bedpost.
28:33She makes me feel alive again.
28:34She's opened me up.
28:38But I am sorry how it came about.
28:41No, truly.
28:44I'm sorry for puddying
28:47and for spreading those rumours about you online,
28:50about your unhealthy interest in animals.
28:53What?
28:55Let's see what we can find tomorrow, shall we?
28:58Yeah, better not be late.
29:00I'd have let myself a red sticker.
29:04Of course.
29:08That's why Polly let them do it.
29:11You let Eddie slack off
29:13because he threatened to expose you?
29:15Absolutely not.
29:16This group has perfect attendance,
29:18but I know from Warren
29:19that Liam turned up hours late one morning.
29:22You marked him down as being here
29:23when he wasn't,
29:24and that's a disciplinary offence.
29:26Bloody hell, who's talking here?
29:28John Chappeler, Charles Caesar.
29:30It's none of your business.
29:31I beg to differ.
29:32I'm here to be rehabilitated.
29:34The person leading that should be morally unquestionable.
29:36An example to the rest of us.
29:38Liam's a nice boy.
29:39If I'd reported his absence, he'd be chucked out.
29:42That's not your call to me.
29:43Yes, but I know how this plays out.
29:45I've taught a hundred Liam's.
29:47A bit ADHD, a bit dyslexic,
29:50but he can't get any help because of the waiting lists.
29:53But Eddie found out what you did
29:55and saw an opportunity.
29:57Yes, I didn't like it,
29:58but at least he was doing something good.
30:01Now, I've got a lot to do before we get cracking,
30:04so goodbye.
30:07This rather changes the complexion of the case.
30:10What were Eddie and Liam really getting up to?
30:15I'd better catch up with them.
30:19Here you are.
30:21Warren.
30:23Hi, Liam.
30:25Hiya, guys.
30:26Sally!
30:27We didn't expect to see you.
30:28I found being at home too hard.
30:31Also, I heard there was a new famous member
30:33and I wanted a selfie.
30:35John Chappell.
30:36I'm so sorry for your loss.
30:39It's been really tough, John.
30:42Hey, you're...
30:43Oh, welcome back, Sally.
30:45Like the new hairdo.
30:47Biz?
30:48Yes.
30:49Well, I'm having to drive
30:50with the window down at the minute.
30:52Smell's gotten worse.
30:53Might have to get rid of the Range Rover.
30:55I'm one of Wales' most prominent politicians.
30:59My car has to be a reflection of me.
31:01Well, I'm sure Eddie would have done you a special deal.
31:04Are you sure you're all right to work?
31:06Oh, Polly, I just wanted to see a friendly face.
31:08Oh.
31:09Yeah, I just...
31:10I needed to see a friendly face.
31:12That's an interesting castle, this, isn't it?
31:15Do you know that...
31:17It actually dates back to 11...
31:1955?
31:21Yeah.
31:22It's well old, isn't it?
31:24It's Norman, actually.
31:26Polly's been teaching me all about history.
31:28Were you into history, then?
31:30Oh, no, not really.
31:31I mean, I hated it at a school,
31:32but, er...
31:34The castle's pretty cool.
31:35Yeah, well, it's good to have interest.
31:37It's a thirst for knowledge.
31:39Do you think you might get into history?
31:40I mean, there's plenty of careers in heritage, you know?
31:44I never really thought about it, chaps.
31:46Where do you see yourself in five years?
31:49You must have some future goals.
31:52Well, these really are the sort of questions
31:54you should have answers for
31:56after days of interview training with Eddie.
32:07I mean, I don't know if you've ever heard of it, but I don't think there's a sort of retro
32:17filter
32:17that adds a certain art house quality to the piece.
32:21Very Roger Corman.
32:24Oh, it just doesn't taste the same.
32:27I wish your Caesar were on the case.
32:29He'd find my mug.
32:30Yes, but I'm not sure the channel would have been entirely keen on an episode about a mug theft.
32:35Would you? You never know.
32:37Given the current levels of banality in most mainstream TV drama.
32:42Er, I just need to take this on my private.
32:45Roger Cormley want to talk to me about my brave crusade.
32:48Their words.
32:50Don't touch my sushi.
32:54Typical politician, that mother, isn't she?
32:57Don't trust them as far as you can throw them.
32:58Oh, she's proper two-faced, John.
33:00Yeah, someone should take it down, a peg or two.
33:04What was it, prawns or cheese?
33:06Prawns.
33:09I thought it was you who put the smell in her car.
33:13No, hang on a minute.
33:15All right, fine.
33:17I just wanted to get my own back.
33:19Same way you got your own back on Eddie.
33:21Yeah.
33:22I thought it was odd when Polly said that you made him a special lunch and he got covered in
33:26a rash.
33:27What was it, uh, allergy?
33:31I saw you.
33:32Mm-hmm.
33:32They both deserved it.
33:34Whoa.
33:35What happened, Sally?
33:36Mm-hmm.
33:39Last few weeks, me and Eddie had been getting closer.
33:43I mean, the spark was still there.
33:45Eddie was like a lit firework.
33:46I knew I shouldn't go back there, but I always did.
33:49And then bang.
33:49Oh, he always banged.
33:51No, I meant fireworks.
33:52You know, he just banged.
33:53And then last week, I'm driving down the lanes and I see Eddie's car packed up in the lay-by.
34:00A lay-by where people get up to things, if you know what I mean.
34:04How does getting revenge on Angela come into this?
34:07Well, I slowed down at Eddie's car, and she was in the passenger seat next to him.
34:17OK, Eddie and I were having an affair.
34:20That's why we'd meet up in his car.
34:22Tell me, is it in the politician job description, having to lie your arse off?
34:27My client is an upstanding citizen here, voluntarily.
34:31A national hero.
34:33And a weaver of lies!
34:35That was a bit intense, but no.
34:38You met up with him because of this.
34:43For the tape, I have just shown the suspect the logbook from Eddie's safe for her Range Rover.
34:49He had my logbook because he had repaired my car.
34:52The car you drove into a wall in your protest against holiday lets.
34:57Your national crusade.
34:59I don't want to resort to soundbites, but yes, I really felt the hand of history on that wheel.
35:08That's not how the neighbour's ring doorbell would describe it.
35:11I looked.
35:12You were doing your mascara and veered off the road.
35:15Well, er, whether that's true or not, I don't see what that's going to do with my logbook.
35:22You'd do anything for Wales, wouldn't you?
35:25Except live in it.
35:27Right here, under the address.
35:29You live in London.
35:32You live in London.
35:34I know.
35:36It's not a crime, living in London.
35:39A pint cost nine pounds.
35:40That is a crime.
35:41But it's a bad luck, isn't it, for a member of Senedd.
35:45All that banging on about how much you love Wales, but you can't bear to live in your own constituency.
35:51I love my constituency, but I also really love being able to go and see Hamilton midweek.
35:59I like sushi, experimental theatre, getting in a taxiway the driver doesn't know about my cystitis because his mum works
36:07the desk.
36:08And he's actually quite fair.
36:09And like I said, it's not a crime.
36:12But murder is.
36:15Eddie found out and blackmailed you, so you silenced him.
36:18Let me be clear.
36:21No comment.
36:26Well, I'd love it to be her, but I just don't think she's our killer.
36:29No, no, no.
36:30We need to get back to character, motives.
36:34I think young Liam's the key to this.
36:36Why would Eddie go out of his way to get him out of work as well?
36:41The idea of any benevolence there is too out of character.
36:45Everything Eddie did in the run-up to his death is out of character, though.
36:49How so?
36:50Moving shifts around at the car showroom.
36:52Suddenly taking an interest in skiing.
36:55Transfixed by your naff history film.
36:59Naff? It was unique and innovative.
37:03Well, maybe the fire special effects were of their time.
37:07But...
37:08Wait.
37:10That's it.
37:12But why?
37:16You...
37:17I know who did it.
37:26And whilst I don't want to make this about me, I feel this castle, like myself, has had its honour
37:34restored and can stand proud again.
37:42Lovely. Thank you.
37:50And from one opening, now it's time for closure.
37:55On who murdered Eddie Morris.
37:59Are you one of us or one of the feds?
38:01I'm going many things to many people, Liam.
38:03Elusive. Protean, you might say.
38:06He's a police consultant with a verbal diarrhoea problem.
38:10No way.
38:11Now, what do we really know about Eddie Morris?
38:14We know he needed money.
38:16Eddie tried to solve his money problems by blackmailing Angela.
38:21I have already said, on the record, I didn't pay him.
38:25You weren't banging each other?
38:27Of course not.
38:28They have standards.
38:30What's that supposed to mean?
38:31Now, Eddie was desperate. Then something at the visitor centre gave him an idea. The video.
38:37The Welsh, having repelled the English, had to face an even greater foe.
38:41Fire.
38:43The initial script said flames.
38:46They messed about with it on the day, and we came up with fire.
38:49Works much better, I think.
38:51The fire gave Eddie the idea of burning down his car showroom.
38:56The insurance payout would solve all of his problems.
38:59Yes, that's why he changed the rotors. So to be no security guard.
39:03Eddie loved his showroom. He'd never burn it down.
39:06Also, he was a real coward.
39:08Well, this is true.
39:10But where better to find a willing criminal than in a group of criminals?
39:16Liam.
39:18There was no interview coaching.
39:20You were planning the job together.
39:23Eddie wanted you to start the fire.
39:24He even bought you a ski mask.
39:26So you wouldn't get caught on CCTV.
39:30But you got cold feet, didn't you?
39:34Yeah.
39:36I didn't want to do it.
39:38I Googled arson. You can go to prison for ages.
39:41Eddie wouldn't take no for an answer.
39:43Yeah, but I never killed him.
39:44I'm not even hard. I like castles.
39:47Oh, you didn't kill Eddie.
39:49Your actions spoke of rehabilitation.
39:52Thanks to the efforts of Polly.
39:55Who did kill him.
39:58Polly, you didn't.
40:01You overheard the argument.
40:03What Eddie had planned.
40:04You heard Eddie threatening your favorite, Liam.
40:09Your success story.
40:10A life turned around.
40:12You tried to have Eddie removed from the group, but that failed.
40:15Then, when Eddie went to make a call at the top of the castle tower, you saw an opportunity.
40:22End a life to save a life.
40:27What choice did you have?
40:30If Eddie got Liam to burn down the showroom, Liam's life would be over.
40:36He dropped his phone.
40:38My guess is you touched it in the tussle, so you wiped it for Prince.
40:42That was your only mistake, really.
40:44You handle all the phones here anyway, so we wouldn't have questioned your Prince on it.
40:50Oh, my God.
40:52I had to.
40:55Liam was just like the kids at my school.
40:58Going down the wrong path because I couldn't do enough to help them.
41:02I had help, Liam.
41:04I'd engaged him in history.
41:06I couldn't let Eddie ruin that.
41:08Well, that's the most tragic bit.
41:10If only you'd got there earlier.
41:13And heard the phone call.
41:15What?
41:16Eddie was calling his deputy manager to change the rotor back.
41:20He wasn't going to go through with the fire.
41:22No.
41:24You're lying.
41:25If only you'd practiced what you'd preached, then everything would be okay.
41:29You do have a rehabilitative effect on people.
41:33Like Warren here.
41:36Hi, mate.
41:37He broke open the drawer.
41:39You might want to give it to her.
41:41Before it's too late.
41:43It was an accident.
41:45I sat on it.
41:47Yes.
41:48And fixed it using the Japanese art of kintsugi.
41:53It was the smell on the gloves that gave you away.
41:55The glue hardener, using the delicate repair, gives off a pungent sulfurous smell.
42:02Fishy farty for the uninitiated.
42:05I did a workshop in it and, you know, quite like the theme.
42:09Enhancing broken things and giving them a new life.
42:12It was...
42:15Has anyone got a problem with that?
42:16No.
42:18Polly Trevor, I'm arresting you for the murder of Eddie Morris.
42:21You do not have to say...
42:22Can I take my mug with me?
42:24Knock yourself out, babe.
42:26No.
42:26You do not have to say anything.
42:28But it may harm your defence if you do not mention, when questioned,
42:31something you can later rely on in court.
42:34Oh.
42:35Just look over here.
42:38And just a slight smile.
42:40Oh, that's really nice.
42:45I feel sorry for her anyway.
42:47If she'd just talk to Eddie.
42:50He'd already made her mind up, trapped in her own prejudice,
42:53convinced he was incapable of change or redemption
42:56and that sort of thing can blind people.
42:58Yeah.
42:59Well, sometimes people deserve another chance.
43:03It's why I've invited someone along.
43:06It was this.
43:07I'll push you off a castle tower.
43:09Don't make me regret my choice.
43:13Ma'am.
43:15Hold on, get some cinnamon, Ma'am.
43:17To give you two a moment.
43:19Oh.
43:22I've been sorry.
43:24I was childish and you're a grown woman.
43:28You're allowed to see whoever you like.
43:30Oh, love.
43:32Yeah.
43:32And I was thinking maybe tonight, you know, if it's all right,
43:37I could come over for dinner.
43:38Shepherd's pie.
43:40Oh, I'd like that.
43:42And I'm free tonight.
43:43You and John don't have plans?
43:44No.
43:45I'm actually going to break up with him.
43:48What?
43:49Do you have them and quit you, Evie?
43:52A female, but it only the way.
43:54I am gal of being Bonnie.
43:57I'm having more needy.
43:59And he's so cheery.
44:02I preferred him when he was crumpy.
44:05So lovely to see you two chatting again.
44:08Here we are.
44:09Almost the best buns in the cafe.
44:13Er, is that the time?
44:15I've got to go.
44:17Ta-ta!
44:19A bit weird, wasn't it?
44:23John.
44:24Hmm?
44:25Mm-hmm.
44:26No.
44:38Yeah.
44:45No.
44:51It's a good day.
44:51It's real, you know.
44:54Well.
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