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00:02Previously...
00:03Wow.
00:04We're really here.
00:0719 celebrities arrive to play the ultimate murder mystery.
00:11It's just life or death, isn't it?
00:13All in the hope of winning up to £100,000 for their chosen charity.
00:19Something.
00:19Something is afoot.
00:21But they quickly learnt that in this game...
00:23Oh, God. Oh, no, they're all our names.
00:26There is no special treatment.
00:28Oh, God, it's disgusting.
00:30I have a shield. I have a shield.
00:31Oh, a shield. Shield!
00:34Three traitors were chosen.
00:39What am I gonna do?
00:41And an epic first mission...
00:44I've locked it in and I didn't mean to.
00:46...put players in the firing line.
00:50Claire pulling that lever is exactly what a traitor would do.
00:55Suspicions intensified...
00:56I am suspicious of Kate a little bit.
00:59With her shield, I don't think she ever, like, really had it out on show that much.
01:02No, she didn't.
01:03Niko, I think.
01:05Something about the way he looked at her body, but then...
01:07He was looking quite intense.
01:08He was looking tense.
01:09And the traitors took on a treacherous task.
01:12Tonight, you must murder in plain sight.
01:14Rub your hands with the poisoned pollen and touch the face of the faithful you want to murder.
01:20Oh, God.
01:22But who will be the first to be murdered?
01:25This is the Celebrity Traitors.
01:39What happens in the shadows?
01:44No one has to know.
01:47Tonight, they will choose who they're gonna kill.
01:49Made more difficult by today's great effort.
01:57God, this is quite hellish.
01:59This is quite scary, this is.
02:02I've got this poison pollen on my hands, but I don't know who to murder.
02:08It's not gonna be easy.
02:11Oh, hello.
02:12Does anyone want another cuppa?
02:14Oh, I might grab one in a minute, actually.
02:16I'm gonna come for a cuppa.
02:17Come and have a cuppa.
02:18Fine.
02:20I don't trust any of them.
02:21No, me neither.
02:25Oh, my God.
02:27I definitely trust you.
02:29Well, I trust you.
02:33There's something in the shadows.
02:36Claire's the biggest threat, because she's one of the most intelligent, probably.
02:41Yeah.
02:43I'm really up against the clock.
02:45How am I gonna touch someone's face?
02:52I'm just going to hand out my desserts.
03:00Do you want to go to the fire pit?
03:06Did he get that thing?
03:07Oh, God, he's out there.
03:08Why's he out there?
03:09Now, this is nice.
03:11Guys, look, I made us a little...
03:12Oh, darling.
03:14Oh, my God.
03:15The French canne.
03:16Oh, thank you.
03:17Lovely warmth.
03:18I've really...
03:20And again.
03:22Okay.
03:24Alan tipped me the wink.
03:26I might have to talk to him about keeping it on the lowdown.
03:30I'm not sure who he's killed yet, but either way, the deed is done.
03:34Look at that.
03:34I've got a button on top of a marshmallow.
03:36Who would have thought of such a delicacy?
03:40There's something in the shadows.
03:48Off I go, my darlings.
03:50And let me pray that I will see you all in the morning.
03:55I'm Pellini.
03:55Yeah?
03:56Me?
03:56Me too.
03:58Jenya?
03:59Yeah?
04:00Oh, God. It's too much.
04:01I hope I'll see you tomorrow.
04:03Yeah, I hope I see you too.
04:10I hope they don't kill me.
04:12Yes.
04:12Good night, my love.
04:14Lots of love.
04:15Bye-bye.
04:15Good night, darling.
04:17If I die tonight, goodbye.
04:20I adore you all.
04:22I love you.
04:23I love you.
04:35With the faithful departed unaware that a murder in plain sight has taken place,
04:41it's time for the traitors to meet to reflect on their first kill.
04:57Oh, I am a bad person.
05:00Well, what a day.
05:00You're not a bad person.
05:02You're a good traitor.
05:05Who was it?
05:13I'm just going to hand out my desserts.
05:15We'll follow behind.
05:17Lovely.
05:17We'll come see.
05:18Look what I made.
05:19I made this earlier.
05:20It looks strange.
05:24You've got a bit of hair in your face.
05:26I'm like that.
05:27Yeah, there you go.
05:28It's gone.
05:29Fabulous, darling.
05:36Oh, no.
05:37Oh, my God.
05:38Lovely.
05:39Paloma Fae.
05:40I feel awful.
05:43I didn't know what else to do.
05:45I've gone and murdered one of my best friends.
05:49I thought, shall I do it?
05:50Because I really like her.
05:51But I thought, I'm never going to get the opportunity.
05:54It broke my heart.
05:56You've got to toughen up.
05:57I don't want to hear any more of this broken heart nonsense.
06:00I know.
06:00What are you?
06:01What are you?
06:02I'm a traitor.
06:03What are you?
06:03Traitor.
06:04We've got to start enjoying this.
06:05Yeah, we do.
06:06It's going to be hard seeing Paloma's face at breakfast tomorrow.
06:10But Alan has executed that perfectly.
06:15One faithful.
06:16Down.
06:16Well done.
06:27The deed is done.
06:30Last night, the traitors murdered Paloma in plain sight.
06:33However, unbeknownst to the faithful, everyone will turn up to breakfast.
06:38As the poisonous pollen is yet to take its deadly effect.
06:42Oh, cinnamon, where you gonna run to?
06:46Cinnamon, where you gonna run to?
06:56Oh, wow.
06:58Are we the first?
06:58We're the first ones.
07:00Oh, I have survived.
07:01This is an incredible feeling.
07:02I did not sleep well last night because I thought I might get killed.
07:06Now I can take a deep sigh of relief and just enjoy the day and study everyone.
07:11Joe and I had chills, but you guys must be feeling amazing.
07:15Oh, God, yeah.
07:16Now you could actually eat.
07:17Yeah.
07:18Because you're relieved.
07:19We can, like, breathe now.
07:20It was really scary walking into breakfast because you have to play dumb, but not too dumb.
07:27So it's a real juggling act.
07:29This is all free, right?
07:31Leave a pound.
07:32Charge you later, Joe.
07:33Who do we think might be dead?
07:35So the shields were...
07:36Celia, Joe Marler, you, me, and Jonathan.
07:40We know it won't be.
07:42Oh, my God.
07:43Hello. Come in.
07:44Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
07:55Good morning.
07:56I was nervous to see if I made it, you know, to breakfast.
08:01You know, it'd be pretty terrible going on an all-inclusive to the Traitor's Castle and then you don't even
08:06get a croissant out of it.
08:08The tension of waiting is just horrendous.
08:13Horrible.
08:14Horrible.
08:14I first go through the door.
08:16Oh, my God, you're still alive.
08:18You haven't been murdered.
08:19And, of course, I know none of them have been murdered.
08:21But at the minute, I'm just going to carry on what I'm doing, being super friendly, being a little bit,
08:27oh, quite divvery.
08:29I can't wait to be murdered.
08:30Just take that Ming-in photo down.
08:33Why was I staring in the sun?
08:35I think you look strangely sexy in that.
08:38Oh, thank you.
08:39Emphasis on strange.
08:43Who's not here yet?
08:46It's kind of weird at the breakfast because everyone's waiting for the end when they're going to see that someone's
08:50dead.
08:50And, of course, no one's gone.
08:52So, as long as we don't act any differently when the deed has been revealed, I think we're in the
08:57clear.
08:58So, it's actually quite a restful morning.
09:01Wolf, have you got any suspicions?
09:04Nothing solid.
09:06Who's in your...
09:07Will I give you a name and you give me a name?
09:09Okay, three, two, one.
09:11Who?
09:13There's a lot of overacting.
09:15Pretty white.
09:16Yeah.
09:17It was really different before and after.
09:21Even suspect that he's got a smile.
09:23Do you think that there's a traitor in this room right now?
09:28The law of averages says it has to be.
09:31Almost don't look at the door.
09:32Yeah.
09:33Look at whoever goes the loudest.
09:36Oh, my God.
09:37It's...
09:37Yeah.
09:38Yeah.
09:40It owns in your life.
09:42It's direct.
09:43Hey.
09:44Oh, man.
09:45So, you have a sneak here.
09:47This is special.
09:48That's my number one.
09:49It's mainly because of something I saw when we took the eye patches off.
09:53It was an overreaction to the word faithful.
09:57It was a real...
09:59It was that.
10:01Oh!
10:02Oh, hang on.
10:06Yes!
10:08Yes!
10:10Yes!
10:10Yes!
10:12Yes!
10:14Yes!
10:16Yes!
10:17Yes!
10:17Yes!
10:18Yes!
10:19Yes!
10:20Yes!
10:20Yes!
10:20Yes!
10:21Yes!
10:22Yes!
10:23Yes!
10:23Yes!
10:24Yes!
10:25Yes!
10:26Yes!
10:26Yes!
10:26Yes!
10:27Yes!
10:27relieved it was really nice to see the reaction of everyone who was pleased to see you as well
10:32and i thought oh thank goodness not to be the first one dead
10:42i didn't avoid eye contact with paloma because i thought people are going to be looking
10:48for the any sort of changes in behaviors so i just looked at her and i was just like i'm
10:55so
10:55happy to see you and she was like i'm so happy to see you oh god i'm awful
11:02who's missing nick lucy steven and then cilia oh my god
11:14she's not seeing yet because she's got a ship it's very unlikely to be steven so it's between nick and
11:18lucy yeah no no oh god i'm taking this way too seriously
11:29oh knock on that door come on
11:43that's everybody that's everybody that's everybody is it yeah
11:52what in that's all of us oh thank goodness
11:58hey maybe someone was recruited maybe someone's been recruited hello
12:06what obviously i've murdered someone in plain sight and it's a slow working poison so i had to pretend
12:13what they're all down here but i thought someone was murdered what happened it was a stretch for my
12:22acting ability i don't know how meryl stroop does it no one's been murdered
12:28no we're all alive i feel like kate was being a lot louder than usual i just i don't i
12:36don't know
12:36there's something there's something there's something a little bit off i never thought i'd care
12:40this much because everyone was feeling so yeah we were all building up to this horrible moment
12:46here we go here we go order oh gosh
12:55good morning players morning morning claudia everyone is here present and correct
13:02it appears that nobody has died but appearances can be deceptive
13:15the traitors did strike for the first time
13:25and yesterday they murdered one of you in plain sight oh no no what no in plain sight
13:36what did they do so whilst the murdered player sits amongst you all
13:46by the end of today's mission they will be dead oh my goodness so enjoy your breakfast
13:56if you can then please put on your morning attire and meet me outside shortly
14:04what the heck morning with a u i think oh i don't like this
14:12that's quite a twist do you think somebody did something unusual it would have had to have been
14:18unusual enough for it to feel risky wouldn't it
14:30morning loose how are you i don't like this i don't like it at all
14:35i think we're going to set in here why don't we goodness gracious me
14:42i bet you it's in a chapel
14:44what do you mean oh morning yeah yeah it's not morning attire it's more you know how do you know
14:50to mourn it's m-o-u-r-n but claudia didn't say it like that she said wear your morning
14:56attire
14:56yeah yeah so it could be but she didn't spell it no no so how do you know steven had
15:01the same idea and
15:01i'll believe steven because i actually yeah actually they're fair enough to actively murder
15:11something you have to give them something for we need to see who gets murdered and then work
15:17backwards and see what they were doing if they were acting weirdly if they had or who gave them
15:21that glass i feel bad i feel bad but you know rude you see roof with the marshmallow and marshmallow
15:27she came around with the marshmallow well no no that was so that was my idea we just brought it
15:33down to the fire do you remember okay yeah i'm just thinking that but you couldn't control who would
15:37eat i feel like i had so little few interactions yesterday that i don't feel like i was got
15:48every single thing that happened yesterday could have been not nico hugged me goodbye nico hugged you
15:54goodbye yeah he was like oh my one number one suspect but isn't it obvious exactly yes so maybe it's
16:03too
16:03obvious you mean i mean what else though what else could it be i'm not sure of anything and that's
16:10what they like to do to us there are so many possibilities of what murder in plain sight might
16:14entail whether it could be to give you a letter or oh have a look at this book what do
16:19you think it
16:19you know it could be anything you're all right i'm trying to retrieve myself for the first
16:31banishing i think you're okay i don't think anybody thinks i'm a traitor do they um your name has come
16:36up oh shut up no no it has jonathan had briefly mentioned that my name had come up and i
16:42was like what
16:43as a traitor it was um it was a surprise
16:50should we say yeah that people like nico lucy or david could fly under the radar really easily
16:56yeah they're the little sweet ones yeah because you always think of a traitor of being this cunning killer
17:05how are you guys good hello yeah we're good how are you great i love the green oh thank you
17:12it's
17:13beautiful have you noticed anything weird either of you it's so hard to tell at this point because
17:21everyone worked so well together on their mission why have you noticed anything no i'm just retracing
17:26everything that happened but one thing which i'm thinking is very smart is now we're all thinking
17:31about this instead of who the traitors are it's oh okay who's been murdered well i don't know about
17:36you guys but i am yeah totally oh that's interesting i didn't see it from that perspective yeah oh goodness
17:43fearful stuff fearful stuff oh yeah staring the part there yeah i wonder whether the traitors were
17:56also surprised when the person that they've chosen to murder walked in i wish i was looking at kate's
18:04face actually like oh wait what why are they not dead you know what i mean yeah because it was
18:08straight
18:09away kate went oh there must have been a recruitment like to try and people may think of me as
18:14just an
18:14athlete when actually i like to think of myself as somebody that is very observant and can think
18:19about lots of things all at once the clever ones we wish somebody is dead now i know walking well
18:34not
18:34wait could we be dead you can't because you've got a shield and i've got a shield i could i
18:38didn't
18:39have a shield yeah yeah you could be dead i could be dead i'm on the inside please don't don't
18:44don't
18:46who do you trust charlotte i trust yeah no well i don't you see why what she gave up her
18:53shield very
18:54quickly that would be a very good move for a traitor because she doesn't need it anyway can we just
18:58say
18:59she is a very nice person she's adorable but that's the point don't you see yeah yeah yes and she's
19:04very
19:04bright and very quick and you have to be i don't trust you you see what i'm sorry joe you're
19:11very
19:11clever you see and you would be a very unlikely choice for a traitor because you're so adorable
19:18i know you do have to watch people very carefully the traitors who are here are being so smart
19:25because i can't really tell i'm beginning to suspect everyone but you are right even though you're
19:31excuse me but yeah if you're being really clever you have to go ignore the people you think it
19:37might be and go the other way and then i reckon you've got more chance exactly i know as i'm
19:43sat
19:43here surrounded by three trainers i am in my day-to-day life very weak wills i'm a sheep um
19:51but in this
19:52game i'd like to put my best foot forward and hunt down a traitor with um such vigor that it
19:59fraudens people
20:09with the faithful still speculating about last night's murder in plain sight the players must now
20:15come together for their next mission but for poisoned paloma the end of her time is drawing near
20:31we came out of the castle to see claudia resplendent on horseback in front of a rather more
20:40worrying sight of three coffins i was just like shocked there's three coffins
20:52joe marlis not going to get in one of those is he
20:57it's all starting to feel a little bit real we actually have murdered someone
21:05dearly beloved players we are gathered here today to pay our respects to our first murdered faithful
21:13a high-profile death deserves a high-profile funeral you might be wondering why there are three coffins
21:24all will be made clear for one of you death is incredibly close
21:31now follow me we're going on a little walk
21:41oh my god it just feels very forbidding macabre morbid desperately gloomy
21:51and we know that at the end of it someone's not coming back with us
22:00wow the heart is erasing i don't usually get nervous i'm starting to get a little bit shaky
22:06okay
22:06so
22:15so
22:19so
22:46Oh, my God, that's really creepy.
22:55Oh, my God, that was cheery.
23:05Players, welcome back to the graveyard.
23:10On day one, you dug your own graves.
23:14Today, our first murdered faithful will be laid to rest here.
23:22Players, your mission today is to correctly identify
23:26which faithful has been murdered by answering a series of clues.
23:31The clues will whittle down the potential victims to three.
23:39The murdered faithful and two other players,
23:43the traitors chose to lie alongside them just for fun.
23:49Oh. Oh, God.
23:52The traitors could have also chosen themselves to lie in the coffins.
23:59Oh.
24:00Celia, Kate, Joe Marler, Joe Wilkinson and Jonathan,
24:08you have shields so you are safe.
24:12The rest of you, thoughts and prayers.
24:17Wow. Thanks.
24:20So, to clarify, you need to solve clues to work out
24:24which three players belong in these coffins.
24:28For each player you correctly identify,
24:32I will add £3,000 to the prize fund.
24:37That means a total of £9,000 is up for grabs today.
24:43But each time you request an additional clue,
24:47money will be deducted.
24:50I will now hand over to the choir for the first clue.
24:59You chased your goals with all your might
25:06Until you kicked the bucket out of sight
25:15Has any of the actors died?
25:18Because nobody here has kicked the bucket means...
25:20Several times.
25:21Yeah, died.
25:22Kicked the bucket out of sight.
25:25Might as in strength.
25:26Yeah, but Joe's got a...
25:27Yeah, but he's got a shield.
25:29He's got a shield.
25:31Do we want to hear a second clue just in case?
25:34I think we should, yeah.
25:35We're not definitive, are we?
25:36No.
25:37No.
25:38My strategy was to act like I didn't know the answers
25:42and I was as confused as the rest of the group.
25:45OK, here is the second clue.
25:48But it does mean you'll lose £500.
25:57Ballot box.
25:58Ballot box.
25:59Oh, is it Nico?
26:00Oh, my goodness me.
26:02It's Nico.
26:02When it came out with the ballot box, I instantly knew it was Nico
26:08because he famously ran for London Mayor.
26:12Oh, my God.
26:14Oh.
26:14Are we agreed, everyone?
26:16Yes.
26:16Yeah.
26:17So, Nico, please lie in the coffin.
26:20First time in a coffin?
26:21Oh, Nico.
26:23Oh.
26:24Oh, no.
26:25I can think of nothing worse than going out on the first murder.
26:29I just, I, like, now the fear level has gone up even more.
26:34My paranoia is spiralling.
26:36Nico, I can tell you that coffin does belong to you.
26:40Woo!
26:432,500 pounds banked.
26:47If we put Nico into one of the boxes, who we know that is heat on already,
26:54then it might be enough for one of them to say his name's coming off.
26:57That's what people are like.
26:58They are second-guessing.
26:59So, I think that's a really good call.
27:01And they struggle to trust him because of the videos that he makes on YouTube.
27:03His name has come up a lot.
27:08Nico, I'm afraid your time with us may soon be over.
27:13Aww.
27:14When Nico got in that coffin, he actually looked quite sad,
27:17and that made me feel quite bad and a bit guilty.
27:21On to the next coffin.
27:24You filled the airways with laughter and jest
27:32Completed your task, now it's time to rest.
27:42There's laughter and jest.
27:44Alan's got a radio show, it's Airwaves.
27:46I did Radio 2 for years.
27:48I think it might be me.
27:50I've got a podcast and I've done Taskmaster.
27:52Oh, I haven't done a task.
27:54I haven't done a task.
27:56I've had a Radio 4 series and I've done Taskmaster.
27:59It had the word tasking and airwaves.
28:03And I thought, could that be me?
28:07But Nick thought it was about him.
28:09And was the radio show a comedy?
28:12A comedy, yeah.
28:12Shall we do second clue?
28:13I think we have to do second clue.
28:15Second clue.
28:16You would like a second clue.
28:18Yeah.
28:19Yeah.
28:21It's me.
28:21It's me.
28:22Yeah.
28:22To my horror, the next clue, space rocket, the Apollo 11,
28:26was brought out and I was like, well, that's me.
28:31Oh, it's Nick.
28:33Oh, it's Nick.
28:33It is Nick.
28:35Of course it is.
28:36Have you made your decision or would you like another clue?
28:39I think we've made our decision.
28:40Yeah.
28:40You've made your decision.
28:42Who do you think this coffin belongs to?
28:45Mr Nick Muhammad.
28:46Nick.
28:47Nick Muhammad, please.
28:51It was horrible getting into the coffin and, um, yeah,
28:55I've never got into a coffin before, obviously,
28:57so it was just quite ominous and surreal.
29:01If you get this correct, you will bank £2,500.
29:07Before I reveal if you guessed correctly,
29:11I am going to show you the third clue.
29:17What's in it?
29:18Bow.
29:20Bow.
29:20It's pointing to the yellow.
29:22Oh, yellow.
29:23That doesn't happen to me.
29:24That's the whole of the bird, but I've got nothing to do with.
29:27Apollo.
29:30Why a spaceship for Lucy Beaumont?
29:34Oh, it's me then.
29:36I wonder if it's you.
29:37I had a shirt called Spaceman.
29:39Oh, no!
29:41It's Lucy!
29:43That's his outfit.
29:44Oh, it's me then.
29:44I've played at the Apollo.
29:46It's me.
29:47So it's Hull, live at the Apollo.
29:49I was on Taskmaster and I've got a podcast.
29:52It's too late.
29:52It's too late.
29:52It's too late.
29:53Nick.
29:54Yeah?
29:54I can tell you that that is not your coffin.
29:58Oh!
30:00It is not your time to die yet.
30:04Oh, after all that.
30:05I'm so sorry.
30:06The coffin was chosen for Lucy.
30:10Oh, Lucy.
30:12Lucy.
30:12Here's something though.
30:14Is it worth putting someone quieter?
30:17Like who?
30:18Like Lucy.
30:19And then we can just say,
30:20You are quiet, Lucy.
30:21You so far under the radar?
30:23Yeah.
30:23Oh, yes.
30:25I can't really compare the coffin to anything I've experienced before.
30:30I once fell asleep in a wheelie bin.
30:33It's about...
30:34It's about it.
30:37Players, by guessing incorrectly, I'm afraid you haven't banked any money
30:42for this coffin.
30:44Oh, I'm sorry I got it wrong, but you just airwaves was a bit...
30:47No, no, I'm sorry it's you in the coffin as well.
30:49We should blame the traitors because they must have known and they could have stepped forward and steered us.
30:53We knew that it was meant to be her, but of course, if we'd have intervened, we'd have given ourselves
30:58away.
30:59It's time to find out who the third and final coffin belongs to.
31:04You found your voice amidst the big smoke.
31:12Your story is done, but your words still spoke.
31:21It says the story is done, but your words live on.
31:25Is it Charlotte?
31:26I hope my story's not done.
31:29My story's not done.
31:31It's still worth getting another clue, isn't it?
31:33Yeah, second clue.
31:34The second clue for the final coffin.
31:36Here it comes.
31:38A school tie.
31:41Is it you, Paloma?
31:42St Trinian's?
31:44But Celia, me and Stephen were in St Trinian's.
31:47Well, it could be black and white and it could be Newcastle.
31:51Newcastle?
31:51Yeah, which could be me.
31:52I'm from Newcastle and it looked like a Newcastle United colours.
31:56I was convinced it was me.
31:58But I think we should get a third clue.
31:59We think it's David, but we want a third clue.
32:02So you'd like a third clue?
32:04Yeah.
32:04You'll lose another £500.
32:10What is that?
32:11Hearts, it's a heart, like heart badges.
32:13Plasters on the hearts.
32:14Broken hearts.
32:15Has anyone got a song called plaster on the art?
32:17Only love hurts like this?
32:19Yeah.
32:19Oh, yeah.
32:20Yeah, but I don't understand why the tie could be St Trinian's.
32:25It could be St Trinian's.
32:25And then...
32:26You found your thing in the big smoke, but you are London.
32:28I am from London.
32:29What's the stories done and a word still spoke?
32:33But that is only love can hurt like this.
32:35Right.
32:36And that looks St Trinian's-y.
32:38It is me, I think.
32:39It's a St Trinian's tie.
32:41It has to be Paloma.
32:42Have you made your decision?
32:44Paloma.
32:45Me.
32:46Paloma.
32:46Yeah.
32:47Step forward.
32:48Oh no, don't say that!
32:52God, what a grim day.
32:54I have no idea what's going on right now.
32:56All I hear is the rain and my heart beating really, really fast in my chest.
33:02It might...
33:03It's one of you.
33:04It might not be you.
33:05It might not be you.
33:06There's only one.
33:07I feel so bad seeing Paloma get in the coffin.
33:12I mean, she actually looks at me and I look at her and she's like, oh!
33:15And I'm like, yeah, I popped you in that coffin.
33:17I can now reveal that the third coffin belongs to...
33:25Paloma.
33:26Yay!
33:27Woo!
33:27Congratulations.
33:28You banked £2,000.
33:30Well done, everyone.
33:32You correctly guessed two players.
33:35You've won £4,500 for the prize fund.
33:39But that's horrible though, because that means one of the three are going.
33:43I was terrified for whoever was getting murdered, but there was a part of me that could just have a
33:48little sigh of relief because it wasn't going to be me.
33:53There is one last question to answer and it is a big one.
33:58Oh!
34:02As a group, you must now decide who of these three did the traitors murder in plain sight.
34:12Oh, God.
34:14If you guess correctly, I will give you an extra £4,000.
34:20£4,000.
34:21Once you've decided, you must place this wreath at the foot of their coffin.
34:27You may start your discussion now.
34:31OK, vote.
34:32Vote.
34:32Put it to a vote.
34:33Right.
34:34That's the fairest way to do it.
34:36We've no clue.
34:36OK, yeah.
34:37Yeah, I think Ruth is right.
34:39We should vote.
34:39OK, hands up for Paloma.
34:43I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.
34:46Obviously, I know the answer's Paloma, but if I say it's Paloma, then I'm going to have heat on me.
34:55One.
34:56OK.
34:57Hands up for Lucy.
35:02There's no point in taking a vote for Nika.
35:04I'm ready for Nika.
35:07I think it's me, though, I do.
35:09Tell me who you're locking in.
35:11Lucy.
35:12Lucy.
35:15Oh, Lucy, Lou.
35:17Thank you, Mark.
35:20According to you, Lucy has been murdered by the traitors.
35:24If you are right, £4,000 will be added to the prize pot.
35:32But have you guessed the murder victim correctly?
35:37We are about to find out.
35:47This is really sad.
36:15Oh, no!
36:17Oh, no!
36:19What?
36:20Oh, Paloma, you were right.
36:22That is flabbergasting.
36:27It was Paloma.
36:33Bye-bye, Paloma.
36:34Love you, Paloma.
36:39Paloma is dead.
36:42Rest in peace.
36:43Don't ask me.
36:46We love you, Paloma.
36:47What you know is true.
36:51I thought I wasn't going to get emotional, but I feel really sad.
36:55I love your precious heart.
36:58Oh, my God.
37:00Goodbye, sweet Paloma.
37:02It's been really a wonderful experience.
37:05I just wish it had been longer, but I guess that just leaves me to say
37:09that this is now goodbye.
37:11Goodbye.
37:12And they could never tear us apart.
37:18I'm feeling really sad, actually, truthfully.
37:22She was such a joy.
37:24Our sunshine's gone.
37:26Would anybody like to say a few words?
37:30Alan, you knew her the best.
37:31Why don't you say something about her?
37:33Yeah.
37:34Oh, well, I think we're all going to miss her, really.
37:38The biggest irony is for someone who was so full of life
37:42and then turned like this, it just doesn't feel fitting
37:45and I think we're going to miss her.
37:47And we will avenge her death.
37:50Yes!
37:51We're going to get some traitors, aren't we?
37:53Yes!
37:55It's been a dramatic day.
37:57I have to tell you, it might also be a dramatic night.
38:03Now get back to the castle.
38:05I'll see you later.
38:10Paloma, I'm sorry we killed you.
38:13It was absolutely nothing personal.
38:15For you, it was wrong time, wrong place, wrong game.
38:20They could never, ever tear us apart.
38:30You, Alan, were really close to Paloma.
38:33Yeah. So how are you feeling?
38:35We really did have a bond.
38:36And obviously, you know, I hate goodbyes at the best of time,
38:39but what a goodbye, you know.
38:42I think Paloma's murder has thrown everyone off my scent.
38:46I'm getting a lot of sympathy.
38:48Are you all right?
38:49I know Paloma was close to you.
38:51Paloma's murder is my shield.
38:53Because people just think, oh, Alan wouldn't do that to his good friend.
38:58If you were a traitor, right, who's the least likely person to have killed Paloma?
39:03Someone she's close to.
39:05Oh, you're talking about Alan.
39:07I'm talking about Alan.
39:08So you're suspicious of Alan right now?
39:10No, I'm just saying that's the least likely person to have killed her.
39:13But it's also, therefore, something you have to consider.
39:17Yeah.
39:18If a traitor's name comes up, I will defend them as much as I can,
39:22but not to my own detriment.
39:27Any thoughts?
39:30I hate to say it, but I think Claire and Kate.
39:34Claire?
39:35Let me tell you about Kate. I feel Kate is a traitor.
39:38Really?
39:39Kate's a traitor. I see it and I feel it.
39:43I watched everybody to see people's reactions.
39:47The person that I had in my head was Tamika.
39:51Oh, that's interesting.
39:53Tamika and Kate both sort of did a, oh, you know, thing.
39:57I'd already started my narrative about Tamika.
40:00So I thought, well, that fits, that fits.
40:04I just don't think I'm going to go.
40:06First?
40:07No, to the round table.
40:09I'm going to hide, I'm going to hide under the round table.
40:16There's 18 of us now.
40:19Oh dear.
40:21My gosh.
40:23Let's go in the, um, library? Or the bar?
40:26Maybe in the bar.
40:30Poor Paloma.
40:32Yeah.
40:32It was really shocking, wasn't it?
40:34It was.
40:35I feel like...
40:38I have to defend myself properly now.
40:40Because I think there's now a lot of eyes on me.
40:43Yeah, that's what you mean.
40:45The one thing which the traitors will do is plant seeds.
40:49Whoever is being brought up into the conversations,
40:53continuously,
40:54that's probably the traitors who have done that.
40:56Who can we put in the coffin who everyone's going to look at?
41:00Yeah.
41:01And then I feel like that's where I was then put forward.
41:03Which is a bit of a problem.
41:04But I think everyone's on tender hooks.
41:08You think?
41:08Yes, I do.
41:11I will see.
41:16Oh.
41:17I just noticed that they've already crossed out her face.
41:21Oh my God, they have.
41:22That makes you final.
41:24Oh, that's awesome.
41:26It'll be, it'll be weird now without her.
41:28Yeah.
41:30Weirdest of all for Alan.
41:32Yeah.
41:33Yeah.
41:33He's lost his buddy.
41:34Taking out someone as big and loud and wonderful as Paloma,
41:38that's, that's a bold move.
41:40And obviously Paloma and Alan, I mean, they are like best mates.
41:43But could it be Alan?
41:45Could Alan have actually done in Paloma, straight off, sent her home, knowing that nobody would ever think he would
41:53do that?
41:58Let's go down the road that they have picked one of themselves to go in.
42:02It wasn't Paloma.
42:03I just can't see Lucy putting herself through that.
42:06No.
42:06Yeah, but that doesn't mean Nico is, it just means that if we were going down that route, you would
42:11choose.
42:12He's very worried now.
42:13Who Nico, because of that.
42:15He's very worried.
42:16Now he's done a very good convincing on me that he absolutely isn't.
42:21I do think putting yourself in the coffin is, is a bit nuts at this point.
42:26He does draw attention to it.
42:27Yeah.
42:28That's what he thought.
42:29Yeah.
42:29And he thought...
42:30And he has a point.
42:30If, if, if I was a traitor, I wouldn't, I wouldn't put myself in the...
42:35Because you've got to keep a low, low under the radar.
42:37Yeah.
42:37You just want to be in the mellow.
42:39Personally.
42:40I don't think Nico is a traitor.
42:43I'm looking at someone who hasn't really been accused yet.
42:47So I've narrowed it down to myself or Tom.
42:50I'm leaning towards Tom.
42:52He's sweetness and light when he's...
42:55Diving, isn't he?
42:56But imagine that.
42:57Callously picking us off.
43:00I'd watch that.
43:09Hello, guys.
43:10The thing is...
43:11Room for one more?
43:12Yeah, absolutely.
43:13Come and take a seat.
43:14Pick the traitors off one by one.
43:17Yeah.
43:17That's what you've got to do.
43:17Load them into a false sense of security and then bang.
43:20Get them.
43:21Yeah.
43:22How are we feeling?
43:23Pretty good.
43:23I want to avenge Paloma's death.
43:25Yeah.
43:26Yeah.
43:26What's your feeling with Nico?
43:28I personally, I don't feel like he's a traitor.
43:34Mmm.
43:35I sort of was looking at people who would kind of be, like, overcompensating and being super,
43:41like, exaggerated with just their responses to things.
43:46Go on.
43:48Well, like, Kate, for example.
43:51I said Kate.
43:52Oh, my gosh.
43:53I'm flabbergasted.
43:55Who uses that word?
43:57You can't just call someone a traitor because they have a better vocabulary than you.
44:04Flabbergasted is, like, saying whoops-a-daisy, is it not?
44:07You know when you just get a vibe from someone?
44:09Mmm.
44:10I do think the round table might be a bit intense.
44:14I don't feel like I'm going to have a problem writing a name on a board.
44:18I'll keep Paloma in my heart.
44:20Mm-hmm.
44:21Let's do it for her.
44:22Yeah, absolutely.
44:31It's been a traumatic day as we laid poor Paloma to rest.
44:36But now it's time for the faithful to avenge her murder as they gather at the round table
44:43and start the eternal debate.
44:46Who is a traitor?
44:48Get comfy.
44:49It's time for the first banishment.
44:54Heading into the round table, my heart is just in my mouth, to be honest.
44:59We've just seen Paloma murdered.
45:02No one expected that.
45:04So now you're thinking anyone could go.
45:10People are coming for me.
45:11There's no doubt about that.
45:12But if you think I'm not ready for it, you lost your mind.
45:16I have no idea in which direction this round table is going to go.
45:20When it's the first banishment, you have to make a decision based off so little data.
45:24So I just have to stick with what I think and hope that no one comes for me.
45:29My game plan at the moment, especially around the round table, is to just lay low, stay quiet, just kind
45:36of fly under the radar.
45:40We know how ruthless they are, these dastardly traitors.
45:45They're clever, so we've got to find them.
45:54Players, welcome back to the round table.
46:00And your first banishment.
46:04Congratulations.
46:06After today, your prize fund currently stands at 19 and a half thousand pounds.
46:14Here's a thing.
46:16One of the skills you need to be good at this game is to know when somebody is lying to
46:23you.
46:25You are famous.
46:27People lie to you all the time.
46:33I love that show.
46:36It's a great jacket.
46:40I listened to that particular podcast twice.
46:47Lies.
46:49So how on earth are you going to tell if somebody is lying to you?
46:56Let me tell you how this works.
46:58Whoever receives the most votes will be banished.
47:04And will reveal if they're a traitor or a faithful as they leave the castle.
47:12So then players, for the first time, the floor is yours.
47:26Can I start just by reiterating that we have to write a name down and we have very little to
47:32go on.
47:33And that whatever name we write down, it isn't because we dislike someone or we think they should leave the
47:38game.
47:39The greatest detective there ever was, Sherlock Holmes, said it is a cardinal error to theorize without data.
47:48And we have almost no data to go on.
47:52We are, as Corley said, going on instinct.
47:55I'm going to ask a question which sounds a bit sidebar.
47:58But a couple of people have mentioned that my name is cropped up, right, in conversations.
48:04If anybody has been part of those conversations, can you say what came up?
48:09Because I feel like then that might help us to understand what people are thinking of.
48:14I mentioned your name.
48:16Why did you think that?
48:17Because I think in, I'll say the mission today specifically.
48:24OK.
48:24I didn't know whether your sort of larger response to Paloma's coffin being closed was an overcompensation
48:35or whether it was a genuine sort of fear.
48:40Well, first of all, I'm a massive ham.
48:43That's the first thing.
48:43So my reactions are always massively over the top about everything.
48:47But genuinely, I was flabbergasted.
48:51And I'll end up as well, exactly the same thing.
48:53When we were here and we took the masks off, the overreaction wasn't to the word traitor from you.
49:00It was to the word faithful.
49:02When you went faithful...
49:04But it's exactly the same thing. It's the ham.
49:07It's the ham. I am a ham. I'm a terrible ham.
49:11I just have a question.
49:13When we were doing the challenge, a lot of people were very forthcoming with their shields and stuff.
49:20Maybe I didn't hear you, but I didn't notice you once offered up.
49:25I didn't know that Charlotte offered it. That's how out of it I was.
49:29I actually didn't know you'd given it up. I was in a blur.
49:32But also, isn't that evidence I'm a faithful?
49:34It means that I was more keen to hang on to the shield.
49:38One thing we might consider, of course, is that Claudia asked us all whether we wanted to be faithfuls or
49:44traitors.
49:45We might consider amongst ourselves who we think is the kind of person who would say,
49:49Yeah, I'd love to be a traitor.
49:51On that basis, I felt, and again, don't take this personally, that Nico was the kind of person who might
49:56say I'd love to be a traitor.
49:58OK, well, I'm actually glad that I've got this opportunity to speak and defend myself.
50:02First off, I am a faithful.
50:04I actually asked to be a faithful as well.
50:06But what I will say is today, obviously, rest in peace to Paloma, that I believe that I have been
50:13set up.
50:15I believe that when the traitors met up, they were like, well, let's put Nico forward because Nico has come
50:22up in conversation.
50:23And if he's in there, he's going to get brought up at the table. It's going to be a reason
50:27that's used against me.
50:28But with that being said, does anyone have any rebuttal as to why I would, as a traitor, put myself
50:35into the coffin where everyone's eyes would be on me?
50:39I think there's a case of double and triple bluffs here.
50:43Yeah.
50:43I mean, and there's other reasons that I've been also thinking about you, Nico, and one of them being at
50:49the round table before and after you had an impeccable poker face.
50:54Yeah.
50:55And you were, like, completely expressionless, and that made me wonder.
51:00Nico, can I add something? Because, first of all, I really like you and I really admire you as well.
51:04But I also was someone who raised your name early on, for the same reason that Charlotte's just said, and
51:09I thought there was a change in your behaviour.
51:11That's why I thought there was a chance, and that's why I am one of the people who did mention
51:15your name.
51:16All I can say, because if I am a traitor, why would I put myself into a coffin? It doesn't
51:22make any sense at all.
51:24It does feel risky. Extremely risky. And I think, like...
51:28I mean, the proof of that is in the fact that we're all talking about it now.
51:32Exactly.
51:33Just, actually, in Nico's defence, as far as, you know, being a traitor is concerned, that jars in my head.
51:41The changes in behaviour that I've noticed for the person that I've observed over the last two days, and it's
51:48really hard, and I'm sorry, but Tameka,
51:52when we came out of here the other night, after the traitors had been chosen, I thought I sensed a
51:59real change in your behaviour.
52:01You seemed quite withdrawn, jittery. And then today, I watched when Claudia was pacing up and down those coffins before
52:12she slammed Paloma's lid shut.
52:14I didn't want to watch that. I wanted to watch the crowd to see everybody's reaction.
52:20Your reaction didn't ring true for me. It was over the top.
52:24Today, I was really shocked, because I thought it was you, Lucy, and I really didn't want it to be
52:29you.
52:30So when Claudia shut the coffin on Paloma, I was genuinely shocked.
52:36And then I was just trying to just think my way through it, and I actually noticed you walk away
52:42and was looking back,
52:44because it was almost as if you were looking at, that's happening over there, but what are other people looking
52:50at?
52:50You separated yourself to look at everybody else on that.
52:55Because I want to know who the traitors are.
52:57But it's very interesting that you're talking about people's, you know, looking different.
53:01I felt, after the selection, I felt that yourself, Kate, had changed.
53:10Really?
53:11Yeah, I'm sorry.
53:14I absolutely promise you I'm a faithful.
53:18Let's imagine that we were traitors.
53:21What would inspire us to choose Paloma as our first victim?
53:25Well, Paloma's own theory was that she was such a big character.
53:28Yes.
53:29It was a way of shocking.
53:30And would you have said, let's get Paloma because she's a big character?
53:33I don't think I would.
53:34I think I would have done something more closer to what Nicola was describing.
53:38I would have worked out who the heat was on in the first day, and think who would easily be
53:45banished.
53:46It's a cruel touch of genius there.
53:48It is.
53:49I actually have a question for Alan.
53:53You would have talked to Paloma the most.
53:55Yes.
53:56Was there anyone that she kind of openly suspected?
53:58She had two names.
54:01And I couldn't get them out.
54:03And she went, if I die, there's two names.
54:08Next thing you know, she's shoved in her coffin and the thing's gone.
54:13It was very frustrating.
54:15Can I say something?
54:17I've hung...
54:18We've hung around quite a lot, and you've been really nervous about being...
54:24Murdered.
54:25Murdered.
54:25Yeah.
54:26So, I personally don't think it's you.
54:29Who do you think it is, then?
54:31All right.
54:32This hurts, but I was worried about Tom.
54:36Only because I was...
54:38When I started this, I thought, who would I think would...
54:42I'll be honest, this is probably going to backfire, but I thought,
54:45you and Paloma are the two people if I was in control of this thing.
54:50And that's the only reason I think it's you.
54:52I've had no other proof.
54:54Like, Nico's come up a lot, and I don't believe what's been put in front of me.
55:01I feel like the evidence which I've given makes it quite clear that it's not me.
55:05I personally believe that.
55:07The decision is up to you, and I respect that.
55:09But if you do not think it's me, do not vote for me,
55:13because you could be killed next.
55:16Oh, God.
55:17Players, the time for talk is now over.
55:20Oh, hell.
55:21Oh, God.
55:22Please write down the name of the person you believe is a traitor.
55:32This is awful.
55:50Are your names locked in?
55:52Yeah.
55:53Yeah.
55:55Ruth, we'll start with you.
55:57Who do you believe is a traitor, and why?
56:01I voted for Kate.
56:03I just found that your behaviour changed and became slightly more animated any time traitor talk came about.
56:14Tameka.
56:15Tameka.
56:16I have voted for you, Kate.
56:20I'm just going by how you were reacting.
56:25Alan.
56:26I'm going for Nico.
56:28Erm, I've got to go for my friend, who I lost today.
56:35Mark.
56:36I'm sorry, Tameka, but I'm going for you.
56:39Erm, just inconsistencies in behaviour and overcompensation.
56:44Yeah.
56:45Nico.
56:46I've gone for Tom Daley.
56:49The UK's golden boy might have a good traitor streak about him.
56:54You could have definitely pulled off the whole master plan of setting me up.
56:59So, a vote count.
57:01Two for Kate, one for Nico, one for Tameka, and one for Tom.
57:09Kate, who do you believe is a traitor, and why?
57:12I'm going to go for Tameka, because I was very convinced by Nico that it wasn't Nico.
57:21Joe Marlow.
57:22Didn't have a lot to go on, so I went with my gut.
57:26Nico.
57:29Lucy.
57:30I kept scribbling names out, and Nico, I've wrote your name down.
57:35This is awful.
57:37This is awful.
57:39Kat.
57:40Erm, I vote for you, Kate.
57:43It just felt like in the mission today, your sort of loudness could have been an overcompensation.
57:51So, a vote count.
57:53Three for Kate.
57:55Three for Nico.
57:57Two for Tameka.
57:59One for Tom.
58:03I'm very nervous.
58:05The reality that I might be gone at the first round table is starting to set in.
58:12My biggest fear, I could be out the game. They've got it so wrong.
58:19This could go any way.
58:22Steven, who do you believe is a traitor, and why?
58:34Murdered Paloma Faith rises from her coffin to join me on the Celebrity Traitors Uncloaked, starting right now on BBC
58:40Two.
58:40Paloma finds out who the Traitors are for the first time, plus Traitor Linda is on the show, and Faithful
58:45Frankie is back.
58:46Switch over now.
58:48At the Celebrity Traitors back on Wednesday at nine, for the drama of Faithfuls Among Us, your next obsession has
58:54already landed to watch now on iPlayer.
58:58The End
58:59The End
58:59The End
59:01The End
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