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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea, please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:42Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Praise, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:55No, please, don't call me that.
00:00:58I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:04Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, cause only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:43Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48Rejuvenate.
00:01:53See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:22If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:25Be Lysander Armstrong.
00:02:27His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:31He's so hot.
00:02:33Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:37Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:45Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:51Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:59Grandma?
00:03:01Grandma.
00:03:02When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:06I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:08And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:15Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:26Oh, no!
00:03:35Please go feed your dog, miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:43Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:46The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:50What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:54Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:57I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:05Can you do that?
00:04:06I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:17Hold still.
00:04:25What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:27Okay, then let's go.
00:04:28If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:31Come on. Come on.
00:04:32Oh!
00:04:46How is he?
00:04:47What is the diagnosis?
00:04:49Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:52I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:56You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:58Don't worry, General.
00:04:59I'm the angel herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:04I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:25I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:34That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:36Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:38I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:52Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:00Lord, I've scoured the Earth for the best doctors.
00:06:02They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:11Who?
00:06:14The goddess of healing.
00:06:18Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:22That's correct. Her right rewrites the wrong, and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:35She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:40If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:46bankrupt.
00:06:47I will find her. James, come put out a bounty.
00:06:52To the entire world, whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:22How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:33Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:54But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:58So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:03Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:04You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:06I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:10I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:08:23A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:31Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security!
00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:38If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:27Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:00Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:18I don't know.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:21What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:34What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right! I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:01Okay, I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who
00:11:44have studied for years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:05And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:07Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one. A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh my God.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:34Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:37Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What? Did you just call me?
00:15:01There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:16Oh, yeah? You want to see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:49She's been poisoned!
00:15:51It was her!
00:15:53Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:55Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:02This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:05Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:07Of course.
00:16:08I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:12If I want to save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:16:31Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:33This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:34I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:39This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:43This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:45But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:48Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:50Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:51Right this way.
00:16:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the hell is going on?
00:16:55You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:16:59Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:04Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:09General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:14Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:18Hold on. You two are going in there alone?
00:17:22If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:28All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:58Let's go.
00:18:06Let's go.
00:18:12Let's go.
00:18:16Let's go.
00:18:18Let's go.
00:18:20Let's go.
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00:18:24Let's go.
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00:18:27Let's go.
00:18:27Let's go.
00:18:27Let's go.
00:18:33you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:38armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:45that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:50stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:18:57that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you
00:19:06shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:12background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:17you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:33i told you all to stay out
00:19:40it's just a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:19:49i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:55i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:01you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:08i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:15steal
00:20:16the hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch
00:20:20before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:38help me i'm just one
00:20:46something's wrong
00:20:50you were drunk with an aphrodisiac lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:20:58that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:08sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:13my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you
00:21:19can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury
00:21:25that bitch alive
00:21:31right he writes the wrong
00:21:40who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:45good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me
00:21:52who are your fucking spy talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:21:59you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor
00:22:04i will never
00:22:05oh really
00:22:19look who's guilty now
00:22:23look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:27a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:32it's science okay it just means that my body
00:22:35oh shut up
00:22:38you're distracting me with your funny
00:22:41and i'm a professional
00:22:42i hear lysander's voice captain do something now
00:22:46ready
00:22:52we're almost there
00:22:53aim
00:22:55get him boys
00:22:58get him
00:22:58fire
00:23:02fire
00:23:04Die!
00:23:19Those the missiles.
00:23:21How is this possible?
00:23:23It's not even a scratch.
00:23:24I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:27Of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:29No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:32She's not the dark witch.
00:23:34Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:38This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:42How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:44That's right.
00:23:45The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:49If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:51Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:53Think about it. We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:56He's been in a coma for two years.
00:23:57Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:23:59You're right.
00:23:59This homeless girl is maybe the goddess...
00:24:05Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess...
00:24:08No! No!
00:24:09Absolutely not!
00:24:11There's no way this hobo girl is better than us!
00:24:14But how could you know for sure?
00:24:15Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:19You're wrong, sir!
00:24:20This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:25It's called borderline revival.
00:24:27She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:30But only temporarily.
00:24:32It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:36That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:39I'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can.
00:24:42To kill that antler rod bearing witch!
00:24:45My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:47He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant!
00:24:52Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:54The witch doctor.
00:24:55Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:24:59My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:02You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:06I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:12from me.
00:25:14This is it.
00:25:16The finishing touch.
00:25:17I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:20So we can both survive.
00:25:40It's poison gas.
00:25:42That poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:47Poison gas?
00:25:49My son is in there.
00:25:50You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:52No, don't worry, General.
00:25:54Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:25:57Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:00Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:02And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:05They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:11I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:14It's now or never.
00:26:27What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:29It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:31Wait a second.
00:26:32You don't think that they're...
00:26:34You!
00:26:35You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:37Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:39If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:43Oh my god.
00:26:44Yeah?
00:26:44She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:46I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:50Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:54This is taking way too long.
00:26:57Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:01These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:05Bazooka.
00:27:05She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:09Crap.
00:27:09Oh my god.
00:27:10Get back, son.
00:27:12Ready.
00:27:13Aim!
00:27:14Oh shit.
00:27:19Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:33The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:35Shoot her dead now!
00:27:36Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:39I said stand down!
00:27:42Don't listen to her.
00:27:43She's a fraud.
00:27:44A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:46I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:50If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:27:55Wait a second.
00:27:56Are you saying you cured my son?
00:27:58He'll wake in just a moment.
00:27:59You can see for yourself.
00:28:01Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:04That is it.
00:28:05No more stalling, General.
00:28:07If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:12Don't hurt her.
00:28:18He's a cure.
00:28:25His pulse is regular.
00:28:26In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:31There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:42Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:44Lysander's warm again.
00:28:45He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:48And his heart is strong.
00:28:49Come.
00:28:50Feel it.
00:28:52I saved my son.
00:28:55Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:28:58Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:02I've learned my lesson.
00:29:04I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:09Wait, wait.
00:29:10No, no.
00:29:11There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the Queen,
00:29:16Angel, and I.
00:29:17I mean, it's the...
00:29:19The Goddess Healer.
00:29:24Could you really be the Goddess of Healing?
00:29:27But rumor has it that the Goddess of Healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:33day after 20.
00:29:34Hmm.
00:29:34It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:36What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:39Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:42Take care.
00:29:44No, wait.
00:29:45Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:48He's right.
00:29:49We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:29:54if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:29:56Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:29:59I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry, I...
00:30:05I'm already engaged.
00:30:09Already engaged?
00:30:11I am.
00:30:11I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:15And he's coming back today.
00:30:17But don't be disappointed.
00:30:19Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:21I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:23Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:27But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:29Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:31Take the gold.
00:30:32No, really.
00:30:34I don't need anything.
00:30:36I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:42Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:44He's back.
00:30:45And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:49I must go.
00:30:56Hobo close.
00:30:58Halo glow.
00:30:59I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:02It was just dumb luck.
00:31:04She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:07She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:10Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:16I'm gonna marry that homeless woman.
00:31:22Oh my god.
00:31:24I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:29No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:32Lysander's not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:36I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly bitch have him.
00:31:40You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:43Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:47No.
00:31:48We're not brides.
00:31:49No, she's just better than us.
00:31:52Oh my god.
00:31:56We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:31:59She's no average Jane.
00:32:00No, she isn't.
00:32:01She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:03But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:06why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:09But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:11No normal person could have done that.
00:32:13Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:17I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:18I have to find her.
00:32:19I have to make her my life.
00:32:21She won my heart over too.
00:32:23But if my bestest big bro wants her,
00:32:25I'll help you find her.
00:32:26Alright, listen.
00:32:28I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:35I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:36So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house.
00:32:42Now.
00:32:43Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:45She waited for you for three years.
00:32:48He was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:50And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:52One with some serious fuck you money.
00:32:55So get lost.
00:32:57Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:06Grandma.
00:33:07Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:10I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:13I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:17In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:20So sign over the house, now.
00:33:26You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:30And I did.
00:33:31For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:34Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:36And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:40Do you have no shame?
00:33:41We were together for three years.
00:33:43And, uh, it was a complete waste of my life.
00:33:45When I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:53That's how much you would owe me
00:33:54if I was in the rent the boyfriend business.
00:33:58I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:00of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:06Oh, yeah?
00:34:08Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:12She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:15And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:20You!
00:34:23And you?
00:34:24You're still nothing.
00:34:27So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:29Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:31Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:35Oops.
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:37That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:39the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:46You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:48I certainly did.
00:34:49In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother
00:34:54only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:02Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:03That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:06You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:11My granddaughter supported you
00:35:13and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:17How dare you insult her?
00:35:20It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:21Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:24Poor Edna.
00:35:25She still doesn't know what you're doing
00:35:26out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:28What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:30Show her, Bob.
00:35:36This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:39She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:41She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:45I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:48Even if you got no game,
00:35:49I got street cred I got out of keep, you dig?
00:35:52The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:35:55And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:35:59Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:03I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:06I want to see how regular, everyday people live.
00:36:09So that I can help them.
00:36:11Of course, those without substance underneath
00:36:14would never understand that.
00:36:15What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:17It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:20is actually a downgrade.
00:36:26Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:27Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:42At your wedding, I will.
00:36:44What?
00:36:45If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:51why should I do good by you?
00:36:53I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:36:58Fucking bitch!
00:37:00You better keep your word.
00:37:01Oh, that's rich.
00:37:03After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:06Do remember that.
00:37:14Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:17They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:21Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:24I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:28Trillions?
00:37:30That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:35It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:40I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:43That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract
00:37:47and become the goddess healer.
00:37:49It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:37:53But please, Trixie dear, I know it must have broken your heart,
00:37:58but embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:04You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:07After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills,
00:38:12I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:16That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:20You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:23I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right,
00:38:26who actually deserves you.
00:38:28You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:37You said Trixie's crushing my wedding?
00:38:40She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:43She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:47And hope when nobody steps on a snake.
00:38:49The snake bites back harder.
00:38:52So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:38:54Yeah.
00:38:55You mean, we broadcast that video of you?
00:39:03Yes.
00:39:04Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:06She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:09and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my presidential glow up.
00:39:13Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:22There he is.
00:39:24Welcome home, brother.
00:39:27Welcome home, General!
00:39:30Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie,
00:39:33this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:36He served with her regiment in the Marines.
00:39:38You mean the Butch Tanner that could barely carry supplies?
00:39:40Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family
00:39:43while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:44So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
00:39:48Fucking coward.
00:39:49According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:39:52Then we should join her.
00:39:54Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:39:57and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:00So she needs our support.
00:40:01Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:03Yes, sir!
00:40:04We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:07Then let's roll.
00:40:22Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:24Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:27Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour,
00:40:29my company will be receiving the presidential contract,
00:40:32allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:38Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:41Wake him.
00:40:42Still, Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:44Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:47You are the Secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department.
00:40:50But this is a par-tay, after all.
00:40:53I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:40:59The U.S. President will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:05It's an honor.
00:41:06And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:11We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:14Let the wedding begin.
00:41:17Not so fast.
00:41:19The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:43You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:46So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:49I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
00:41:52Who is she?
00:41:53This is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:41:56Just watch.
00:42:00Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:01This isn't the homeless shelter. You lost.
00:42:04I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:06You know, being this poor.
00:42:09Me, bum a meal.
00:42:11Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:15And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:17Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:19I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:22Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:26And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:29Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:33See everyone?
00:42:34Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my
00:42:41wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:43This is what poor sad girls do.
00:42:45They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:42:50Projecting much, Marissa?
00:42:51You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:42:56Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:03You, giving me the contract?
00:43:06You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:09So how could you possibly have a pool to get the US fucking president to give me a billion dollar
00:43:15contract?
00:43:16We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:18And I saw potential in you.
00:43:20Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:23But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:26Don't be all sore now just cause I stole your man.
00:43:29This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:32They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:35Damn right.
00:43:36You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:39Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:41I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:44Bravo.
00:43:45Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:47Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:43:49Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:43:51She'll make her stop.
00:43:52Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:43:54She's the gold-dicking, blood-sucking leech.
00:43:56I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:03You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:07Okay, enough!
00:44:08You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:10You're moral posturing.
00:44:12But guess what?
00:44:14Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:17That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:21Cause I've got the material goods.
00:44:23And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:25I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:27Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:31See this?
00:44:43Oh my god.
00:44:45Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:49The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:44:52No, absolutely not.
00:44:54I don't believe it.
00:44:55You all sound so scared already.
00:44:57Don't worry.
00:44:58This isn't that contract.
00:45:01It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:06See everyone?
00:45:08She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:09But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:11Look at her following orders.
00:45:12I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:15Like a good little, uh, peasant slave.
00:45:18That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:24You want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:38You misunderstand me.
00:45:39I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:42And I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:50Bro!
00:45:51She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:45:53She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress,
00:45:55she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie.
00:45:58You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:01It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:03Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:05You've gone delusional.
00:46:07And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:10and some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:13Well, that's not happening.
00:46:15Security!
00:46:16Lock the doors.
00:46:17This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:22This is where your dreams will die, bitch!
00:46:28We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:30She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:33Butch Tanner.
00:46:33Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:37Let's go.
00:46:41You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:43I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:46:47Including your head of command, butch.
00:46:50General Lysander Armstrong.
00:46:52You mean the legendary war hero?
00:46:54He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:46:58You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:02So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:08No one here is gonna believe you.
00:47:09If you really cured the incurable general, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:15And she's not.
00:47:16You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:19Show them, butch.
00:47:25See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:28Trixie's just a reloading beggar.
00:47:33She won't leave me and Marissa alone, cause we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:37I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:39Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:47:45Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:47:50How despicable.
00:47:51She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:47:55Get out of here. No one wants to marry you.
00:47:57No free meals for the poor!
00:47:59Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:01This is high society.
00:48:03So you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:08Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:16I already have everything one can dream of.
00:48:19But I valued our friendship, Marissa.
00:48:21Which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
00:48:23To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:26But no. You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:31Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:35And who knows, if you've already started offering sexual services.
00:48:41Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:48:45My brother will never take you back.
00:48:47No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:48:51But make me happy?
00:48:52And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:06How dare you hit my brother!
00:49:08I'm never letting you leave here alive!
00:49:10It's awesome.
00:49:13Don't worry my dear.
00:49:14After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:20Oh!
00:49:21Is that so?
00:49:23Security!
00:49:25Get down on your knees, and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here,
00:49:30or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck!
00:49:35I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:38Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:49:43Dream on!
00:49:44You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:49:49You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:49:51Enough!
00:49:52You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:49:58On the count of three!
00:50:00I think I quite like it here.
00:50:02Two!
00:50:02Two!
00:50:12Mmm.
00:50:14This wine is so delicious.
00:50:16One!
00:50:17Shoot!
00:50:20Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:50:29It's...
00:50:31It's...
00:50:37It's...
00:50:40Who the hell is this?
00:50:45I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:47Did they hurt you?
00:50:48No.
00:50:49I'm fine.
00:50:51But, um...
00:50:51When did I become your future wife?
00:50:55You saved me, Trixie.
00:50:57Remember?
00:50:58I'm a man of my word.
00:51:00They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:02Really, it was nothing.
00:51:04I saved you because you're a good man.
00:51:06Not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:10Ahem.
00:51:14I see what this is.
00:51:16You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:18Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:20Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:21She waited for you for three years.
00:51:23This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:28Virtue?
00:51:29Don't make me laugh.
00:51:31She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:34No man who, in a hundred foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:37She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:51:44I see her in the Marines.
00:51:48I'm a major.
00:51:49Look, man.
00:51:50I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven.
00:51:54Now that she's all cleaned up.
00:51:55But don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:51:59Ow!
00:52:00Ow!
00:52:01Ow!
00:52:03Ow!
00:52:04A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:09You're a coward.
00:52:19We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:23You're very gracious Trixie, you know that?
00:52:28You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:52:30So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:32You understand?
00:52:33You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:35I'm a fucking major.
00:52:37You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:39I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:52:42Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:52:44I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:46What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:52:50He was just a supply boy.
00:52:54War hero?
00:52:56Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:52:58Poor girl.
00:53:00Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:04A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:07Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:12A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:15What a pair.
00:53:17Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:21Maybe we should try to piss him off some more, don't you think?
00:53:25Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:33What is all this?
00:53:35Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:40But I know that we shared a moment.
00:53:45I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:53:48It's not in my nature.
00:53:50Unlike somebody else here.
00:53:53Listen, Trixie, I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:00So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:03So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:08This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:12Oscar worthy.
00:54:14Oscar worthy.
00:54:15No.
00:54:16First gift.
00:54:22Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:24So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:28Worth $500 million, previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:33Second gift.
00:54:37This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:54:43Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:45It must be pennies.
00:54:47They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:54:49They've got nothing left.
00:54:51Why, Sander.
00:54:52I really don't care for any of us.
00:54:54Look, I know.
00:54:56I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:54:59Okay?
00:54:59Which is exactly why, well, my third gift is, um...
00:55:05Well...
00:55:19Cleo!
00:55:20Hey!
00:55:22Oh my god.
00:55:24You found my dog.
00:55:29Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:31But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:33Trixie Amore.
00:55:38Will you marry me?
00:55:41You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:55:47Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:05Go go power couple.
00:56:07Woo!
00:56:08Ha ha.
00:56:08Okay, stop.
00:56:10The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:14Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:18No man in their right mind
00:56:21Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:23Hey
00:56:24I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:26But I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:28Which means that she will be treated as
00:56:30And cherished as
00:56:31The most precious woman on earth
00:56:33Understand
00:56:38You still don't realize
00:56:40That my brother is the most powerful man
00:56:42On earth
00:56:43This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:56:52As if
00:56:54Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:56:56Would propose to a homeless prostitute
00:56:59Like Trixie
00:56:59Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled
00:57:01The global stock market
00:57:03Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England
00:57:06Than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:08I bet my life you're all just
00:57:10Hector's
00:57:12Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:14Come on Lysander
00:57:15What are we waiting for?
00:57:16Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:17What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:20The elites
00:57:21Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:23She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:27Truth is she's just a useless
00:57:29Lazy bitchin bum
00:57:30She's utterly unmarriable
00:57:35I can dispose of them
00:57:37In other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:39I'd handle them
00:57:40I'd handle them myself
00:57:41I'd handle them myself
00:57:41But
00:57:43I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:57:45Go ahead Lysander
00:57:54Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:57:55Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:57:59Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:01Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:10Uh, hello?
00:58:13Yes
00:58:14What?
00:58:21I'm going bankrupt
00:58:30Hey, hey, hey
00:58:31Are you sure that was the call, Sasa?
00:58:34That was a real call?
00:58:35People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:37My company's dead
00:58:38It evaporated
00:58:40It's in thin air
00:58:44That's impossible
00:58:46Who are you?
00:58:47What did you do?
00:58:49Secretary Cho
00:58:50You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:58:52And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:58:56Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:00Then that means
00:59:03You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:05The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:09Drake sees Mary
00:59:10The famed war hero
00:59:12The man every girl wants and every man wants
00:59:15To be
00:59:17Now you believe me?
00:59:18Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:22There's got to be some trick to this
00:59:24You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:27Sasa
00:59:28Sasa
00:59:28Sasa
00:59:35Sasa
00:59:36I know why you're all over Trixie
00:59:38Because you've been in the military for so long
00:59:40You don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:59:42Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time
00:59:48Do you want to hug your hands for me?
00:59:50Or I'll have them removed for you
00:59:56I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:02Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:06Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:09I don't blame her at all
01:00:10Your double standards are incredible
01:00:12Okay, you don't want me?
01:00:14Fine
01:00:15But there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:16I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:1918 years old
01:00:21Fresh for the taking
01:00:29I did that so you wouldn't have to, Ms. Trixie
01:00:32Thank you, Devin
01:00:34Marissa
01:00:35Not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:37Your best friend
01:00:39By stealing my fiancé
01:00:41But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:45You're an insult to all good women out there
01:00:47No, to all of humanity
01:00:48So now
01:00:49Everything that I've ever given you to
01:00:51I'm taking it all back
01:00:56Wait, everyone, stop
01:01:00They're impostors
01:01:05I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:07And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:09Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:12So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:14The goddess healer?
01:01:16You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:19Approved of my biomedical product?
01:01:21Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:26The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:28The right rewrites the wrong
01:01:30The left leave the wrong
01:01:31The left
01:01:32That means she's rewarding me
01:01:35The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:38In fact, she's on her way now
01:01:42So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:01:47Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:01:49Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:01:50If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products
01:01:53Who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:01:56We can break his legs, break his arms
01:01:57No one would even bat an eye
01:01:59She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:03FBI
01:02:03FBI
01:02:06You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft
01:02:11Gotcha
01:02:15Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:18No, don't arrest her
01:02:20Trixie is a good person
01:02:22Please, officer, don't arrest her
01:02:24Grandma
01:02:25Mr. Rogers
01:02:26Mrs. Williams
01:02:27What are you all doing here?
01:02:29The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:31We were worried
01:02:32So we came here to back you up
01:02:35Listen, officer
01:02:36I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:02:39She's very kind-hearted
01:02:40And would never break the law
01:02:42Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:02:46Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:02:49She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:02:52My fiancee really is an incredible woman
01:02:55She's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:02You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:06My brother is not a criminal
01:03:08He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:12Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:15And that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity
01:03:19General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:23And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:25So this must be an imposter
01:03:28I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:32But I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:38If you want to arrest me, fine
01:03:41But don't fuck with my fiancee
01:03:43You don't get to decide, punk
01:03:44Let's go
01:03:45Let's go
01:03:45Let's go
01:04:07Let's go
01:04:08Get him
01:04:08If you can
01:04:09If you can
01:04:10If you can
01:04:11If you can
01:05:00Is that enough pain?
01:05:02Or do you want more?
01:05:11Legend is written all over you, Lysander
01:05:15Grandma
01:05:18Meet my new fiancee
01:05:21Wow, your new fiancee
01:05:23He's so manly
01:05:25Much better than your last one
01:05:27I always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:30It's Butch's loss
01:05:31Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa
01:05:34She's like a shining star in the sky
01:05:37And Marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:05:40Bitch, we name calling now?
01:05:42I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:05:45Drown out the poor
01:05:46Drown out the poor
01:05:47Drown out the poor
01:05:49Drown out the poor
01:05:50Drown out the poor
01:05:52Drown out the poor
01:05:53Drown out the poor
01:05:53Drown out the poor
01:05:56Drown out the poor
01:05:57Drown aus the poor
01:05:57You can't compete against me
01:05:59Even if you have one guy on your side
01:06:00Who can fight
01:06:01We're too honourable
01:06:02To fight dirty like you
01:06:03So you're using defenceless lives
01:06:05As your shield
01:06:06Because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:08Let them eat cake
01:06:19You can't shield all of them
01:06:21Grab what you can, Pam
01:06:22Attack
01:06:40You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:06:48What the fuck was that?
01:06:49I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:06:51I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:05You forgot I had a gun too.
01:07:07That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:09Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:11We're cornered.
01:07:12I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:15Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:18I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:21They will be punished.
01:07:25Now hold still for me.
01:07:28Right.
01:07:30Rewrides the world.
01:07:41Holy fuck!
01:07:42Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:44By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:07:46Is she the goddess healer?
01:07:51I'm all better now.
01:07:52Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:07:54See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:07:57No.
01:07:58Please.
01:07:59I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:01Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:02Sure.
01:08:04You hear that?
01:08:05She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:08She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:11Well, I do not care for glory.
01:08:13I do believe in justice.
01:08:15Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:20I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:23And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:25God?
01:08:27Wrong.
01:08:28But you're close.
01:08:30Oh, bullshit.
01:08:31I'm going to show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:36You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:38Then let's see you try.
01:08:39Charge!
01:08:49The hell is this?
01:08:50This is the line between life and death.
01:08:54Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:08:57I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:02You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:04What if it's a trap?
01:09:05That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:08We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:09She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:12Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:14I will.
01:09:19Left leaves the wrong bereft.
01:09:27I'm fine.
01:09:29Nothing happened.
01:09:30You'll see soon enough.
01:09:31Oh, please.
01:09:33I really want to die.
01:09:34And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:37I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:39Whoops.
01:09:40Just crossed it again.
01:09:41Whoops.
01:09:42And again.
01:09:44Nothing's happening.
01:09:45Stop.
01:09:46Stop.
01:09:47Stop.
01:09:48Stop.
01:09:51Stop.
01:09:55No.
01:09:56No, Bob.
01:09:57Hey.
01:09:59What did you do to my brother?
01:10:00I didn't do anything.
01:10:02Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:05I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:07If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:10Come on.
01:10:12Major.
01:10:13Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:14How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:16See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:21Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:24Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:33You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:35You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:36Oh, please.
01:10:37You hurt us first.
01:10:39At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:42But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:10:47Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:10:51You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:10:54You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:10:59When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:05Don't touch my wife.
01:11:08And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:14You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:16But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:20That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:23Oh, really?
01:11:24Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:28You've got nothing on me.
01:11:33Yes.
01:11:34Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:40Goddess.
01:11:42Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:11:44Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:11:49Get the VP.
01:11:50We're leaving now.
01:11:54Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:11:59God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:02I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:05You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:06A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:10Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:11I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:14Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:17You hear that, everyone?
01:12:19There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:25She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:30No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:34Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:39Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:12:46Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:12:52and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:12:57Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:02I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:04You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:10Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:15It ain't working.
01:13:16You can't just fake the...
01:13:20Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:23It's like real magic.
01:13:25Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:30And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:37No.
01:13:39Trixie, look.
01:13:40I believe you.
01:13:42You saved me.
01:13:43Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:13:47No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:13:50We'll riot against you now.
01:13:52Tear her apart!
01:13:54Tear her apart!
01:13:56Tear her apart!
01:13:57Tear her apart!
01:13:59Tear her apart!
01:14:00The Vice President arrives!
01:14:17Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:23You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:26Wait, what?
01:14:27He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:30No, no.
01:14:31We've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:33Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:34This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:40But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:14:44Yes.
01:14:45We all thought he was a fraud.
01:14:47What I mean is...
01:14:49You're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:53And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:14:56The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:14:59And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:03He is the General.
01:15:06Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:08Did you hear that?
01:15:09Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:14So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:17We got the VP and the President.
01:15:19On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:24I told you.
01:15:25Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:27This is treason!
01:15:28Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:36Hurry!
01:15:37The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:15:41You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:15:43My brother is a war hero.
01:15:45He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:15:48He was in a coma for two years.
01:15:50If it wasn't for Ms. Trixie, he would...
01:15:51Enough!
01:15:52You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:15:56Not just your brother.
01:15:58Yeah.
01:15:59It's okay.
01:16:01Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:04I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:16:09And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:11I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:17I truly saved a good man.
01:16:24I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:16:27And what can you do about it?
01:16:29Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:32My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:36Let's try it out on them.
01:16:39Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:41There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:16:43Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:16:45Despicable!
01:16:46What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:16:52Ms. Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:16:55Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:00Oh!
01:17:09Shoot!
01:17:11Wait, that's the President.
01:17:23No!
01:17:24Hey, idiots!
01:17:27Oh, my gosh!
01:17:29Oh, my gosh!
01:17:34I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:36That was...
01:17:37They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:41What is this?
01:17:42Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:17:46This is a war crime.
01:17:48These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:17:50You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:17:52I can shoot whoever I want.
01:17:53I have the presidential contract.
01:17:55With great power comes great responsibility.
01:17:57And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:02What are you doing?
01:18:02Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:06That is easy.
01:18:07There's no need.
01:18:09I'll save everyone.
01:18:24It's raining gold!
01:18:27What's happening?
01:18:28Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:30It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:34She...
01:18:34She...
01:18:35She is...
01:18:36She is a criminal.
01:18:38Don't worry, Madam President.
01:18:40We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:18:41I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:18:43Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:18:46What are you talking about?
01:18:48The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:00This contract?
01:19:02Yeah!
01:19:04Yes!
01:19:04Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:22My contract, you bitch!
01:19:25And that's not all.
01:19:38This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:41There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:19:44Don't you realize?
01:19:45Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:19:49You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:19:52Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:19:54And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:19:57So prepare yourself.
01:19:58Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:01What are you going to do?
01:20:03The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:09You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:13Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:16So what's your final decision?
01:20:20I'll...
01:20:20She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:20:27I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:34Why?
01:20:34Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:37You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:20:39You wish, you idiot!
01:20:43I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside.
01:20:48It makes me want to vomit.
01:20:49I-I-I don't understand.
01:20:50I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:20:56And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:02You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:06The one and only...
01:21:07The one and only...
01:21:09And it's...
01:21:12Her.
01:21:28Welcome, goddess
01:21:40You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:21:43How else did you think I saved you?
01:21:45Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:21:50I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the man
01:21:56I chose loved me for me
01:21:58No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:04She took it away just like that
01:22:07That was her golden ticket
01:22:09You were once my fiance and best friend
01:22:11But after everything you've done, we're officially cutting ties with you both
01:22:15No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an actual saint
01:22:22It doesn't matter who she is, Trixie has a heart of gold, she's an amazing person
01:22:27And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:22:31She's gonna be my wife
01:22:32Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet
01:22:40I love you
01:22:41I love you
01:22:57I love you
01:23:00I love you
01:23:02I love you
01:23:04I love you
01:23:08Please, Trixie
01:23:09Please, Trixie
01:23:10Give me another chance
01:23:12I want to be rich again
01:23:14I'll be your slave
01:23:15I'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:39I'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:41I don't care
01:23:42You were rich
01:23:44I'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:58I'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:24:00I'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:24:12Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:15Right now
01:24:15Yes
01:24:16Well
01:24:18Woo
01:24:20Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:25I do
01:24:26I do
01:24:27You may kiss the bride
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