00:10Oh, he's choking. He's choking. He's choking, help us. Somebody help me. He's choking. He's choking, help us. Oh, God.
00:18Oh, God. Oh, no. I killed the bastard.
00:30We are believers. There's so much more than we've dreamed of. Fuck, I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:43I'm sorry. I can't do this one. I call quits. Seriously. I'm fucking done with animation after this.
00:57Food fights or food fuggs are directed by Laurence Kasanoff. Oh, wow. To say he actually directed this is a
01:11joke.
01:20It's a joke. It's a joke. And tells the story, or, well, such as there is one, of this taking
01:32place.
01:32Trying to find a story or any form of plot in Food Fucked is like trying to find an impossible
01:42word to find in the hardest word searcher in existence.
01:47You just won't. I cannot think for the life of me what the fucking plot of this horrible piece of
01:56fucking shit is.
01:57It takes place in this fucked up acid-tribo universe where anthropomorphic animal and human hybrids coexist.
02:08And this detective dog falls in love with this cat lady.
02:15And Lady X wants to, well, take control of Marketropolis and the supermarket with her new brand, Brand X.
02:26Yep. It's that fucking stupid.
02:30Yeah. I mean, I know none of you gave two shits about what the story is or what goes on
02:40in this thing.
02:41It was only a matter of time before I was going to get to this one.
02:45I've put it off for long enough, but this is one of the most despised animated movies and movies of
02:55all time.
02:56Whenever the topic of animation is brought up, what's the worst animated movie of all time,
03:00this is often the first thing that comes to everybody's head as the alpha and omega of shissy animated movies.
03:07I thought Norm of the North was bad.
03:09I thought The Emoji Movie was bad.
03:12I thought Trolls Banned Together was bad.
03:15But, yeah, food fucked.
03:18This is Acid Trip the movie.
03:21Like, I, what the fuck even is this?
03:26Yeah, this and Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 are the worst pieces of shit to release in 2012.
03:35And this Disgracer 2 animation actually was supposed to release in 2002, 10 years before it actually got made.
03:45But you can tell how fucking troubled the production behind it was.
03:50People were actually interested in this and actually wanted to steal this.
03:55And just look at the cast.
03:56Hilary Duff, Charlie Sheen.
03:59And $65 million went into this.
04:04$65 million.
04:06Well, just look at it.
04:07Look at it.
04:09Look at it.
04:11Look at it.
04:12Look at it.
04:13It makes me sick just looking at one millisecond of this, uh, shissy-arse animation.
04:20It's not even animation.
04:22I've seen, uh, elephant dung that looks more appealing than, uh, this, uh, shit.
04:28Who the fuck is the target audience?
04:30Is this made for kids or adults?
04:32Because this has tons of inappropriate humor and jokes here.
04:37Like, uh, as much as I loathe the Trolls movies, at least they are aware their target audience is kids.
04:44This movie, uh, sexualizes a woman in such a disgusting way.
04:50And, uh, like, uh, there's one shot where Lady X, uh, she, uh, takes out her leg and it's, it
04:57looks like a bunch of planes are flying out of her vagina.
05:01Fuck you, movie.
05:02How dare you disrespect a woman in such an unfathomable way.
05:06And, uh, and it's, uh, promotes bestiality in the grossest way.
05:11Like, the, like, uh, Hilary Duff's character.
05:14I love Hilary Duff.
05:16I cannot believe what did they pay her to do.
05:19I am so proud of her for becoming a mother to four wonderful children now.
05:24And she's, uh, such a, uh, a lovely actress.
05:29And I'm sure she never looks back on, uh, this, uh, piece of, uh, uh, dog shit again.
05:35But she, uh, falls in love with the dog detective.
05:40They're not even the same fucking species.
05:44Like, and the dog detective, he's literally, if Indiana Jones, uh, fucked a dog, he would be their love child.
05:53And, uh, the catfights are between Hilary Duff's character and Lady X's worst catfights in a movie ever.
06:02You want a good catfight?
06:04Watch Bellatrix and Molly Weasley in Deathly Hallows Part 2.
06:08And the revelation that Lady X's looks like a deformed witch.
06:13It's, it's repulsive.
06:15It's, I mean, not that, uh, any of the other characters in this, uh, uh, atrocity don't look repulsive.
06:23And there are, uh, random as fuck moments.
06:27Like, a farting frog.
06:29Why does this happen?
06:30I do not know.
06:32And all the characters look like they're doing ballerina fucking dance moves.
06:36That's how, uh, uh, atrociously animated they are.
06:41I'm like, uh, characters, can you stay the fuck still?
06:46Seriously, I'm sorry, but, uh, yeah, do, did the filmmaking team behind this, uh, know anything about making movies?
06:55Did they know anything about animating characters?
06:58They clearly didn't.
06:59And $65 million budget?
07:02Please.
07:03I, even my homemade movies like Moose on the Loose and The Hobbit Claymation,
07:09and even your imagination had more of a budget put into them than, than this.
07:14I fucking just hated Marketropolis and being in this universe.
07:20So, yeah, I, I seriously, just the very millisecond that, uh, it starts, uh, you know it is going to
07:27be fucking horrible.
07:29And kids would have more fun in detention at school and even getting the cane at school than, than, uh,
07:36watching this, uh, uh, absolute torture.
07:40Watching this, I felt like I'd literally been poisoned, and it's, yeah, and, yeah, it's, uh, it is a poison
07:49on, uh, the, the very art of animation.
07:53And that's, uh, Groundhogger character, whoever the fuck he is, uh, uh, he cries pellets.
08:01They can't, they couldn't even be asked to animate tears.
08:05Uh, they did not give a crap.
08:08And, uh, the dog detective, you know, stopping that rat criminal, uh, uh, after the opening titles.
08:15What, uh, in, uh, in fucking hell did that have to do with, uh, the rest of the movie?
08:21Nothing.
08:22Yeah, they're, they're, this movie has, uh, uh, filler as fuck.
08:28The good news is the entire movie's just on YouTube, uh, for, for free.
08:32So, uh, you won't have to, to pay, uh, to, uh, be, be tortured.
08:37Uh, but, uh, not that I would recommend it.
08:40No, please, uh, do not, uh, watch this.
08:43Save your time and, uh, your money on, uh, the best animated movies from 2012, like Brave and, uh, Madagascar
08:533 Rise of the Guardians.
08:55Even Ice Age 4 over this.
08:57And yes, amazingly, I'm one of the only people that wouldn't go as far as calling this the absolute worst
09:03animated movie of all time.
09:05I still think movies, like, tiny robots are microscopically worse.
09:09But this is still a fucking stain on, on animation.
09:13And the makers of it are clearly, uh, and the team behind it are, uh, clearly, uh, pathetic at animated
09:25movies.
09:25And they were like, oh, fuck you, animation.
09:28Are you food fucked?
09:30You already know the answer, zero fucking stars as of my fuck this movie.
09:40I felt like I was imprisoned in a guillotine watching this for literally, uh, two, two years.
09:47Uh, that's, uh, how long and, uh, uh, agonizing it felt.
09:51Uh, so, yeah, I'm glad I got that off, off my chest.
09:56Well, I love you guys.
09:59I hope you guys enjoyed this extreme rant.
10:01And what are your thoughts on Food Fight?
10:04Is there anybody on this planet that enjoys Food Fight?
10:08I highly doubt it.
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