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00:01Good. I mean, I did warn you about digging up the dead.
00:09Still, nobody could have predicted an exploding cult.
00:13You know, I rather enjoyed my life before you showed up.
00:16That's nice, to the man who raised you.
00:20You're a blight, Fagan. A canker.
00:23Things all turn.
00:26It'll take time before we reach the lofty tops of our success
00:29when we was the toast of London.
00:31We weren't even the toast of Clark and Will Green.
00:35My coat!
00:36Oh, look, I found your sitterpons.
00:39You see how luck's changing?
00:41Oh. Oh, and our carriage awaits.
00:48Lord, you're not flagging me down.
00:50Oi.
00:52Oi.
00:57Bloody hell, he's that gang's king, sir.
01:01Quick, find yourself. Bye, Gary.
01:04Gentlemen!
01:05Would you care for a lift?
01:08No, no.
01:09Just out for a stroll.
01:11Oh, I insist.
01:17Right.
01:39You had any luck with them marrows?
01:41You should bring them round so as I can take a look at them.
01:44You want to look at my shriveled marrows?
01:47You're not wrong.
01:50Oh, Sherbert!
01:52The sun's up.
01:54I'd better rush back before anyone wakes.
01:58Well, you can't stay for a boiled egg?
02:00No, they'll be up soon.
02:02Their eyes will be out and their disdain in full flight.
02:06I'll have you in my head all day.
02:09You don't mean that in jest, do you?
02:12Not at all.
02:15It's just I don't think I've heard those words come from a woman.
02:18In a pleasant way.
02:23Swing by as soon as you can.
02:25Yes.
02:39My colleague and I just buried a cadaver.
02:42I do apologize.
02:45Gambling last night, Doctor?
02:47No.
02:49Just out saving lives.
02:51I imagine you've learned your lesson there.
02:53How so?
02:54Well, Darius tells me that you owed him a great deal of money.
03:00I would sooner dance upon nothing than darkened medicines named by involving myself in larceny.
03:08The noose has been strung.
03:12Doesn't matter much who hangs first.
03:15The guilty hang eventually.
03:18That's a lot of hanging.
03:24Here we are, gentlemen.
03:30Oh, one last question.
03:32How would varying a corpse leave you covered in, uh...
03:39Viscera.
03:42Typhoid, I'm afraid.
03:45We had to burn the cadavers and this was a particularly...
03:49...gaseous one.
03:59He knows he's onto us.
04:01Yes, I'll pick that up.
04:03Between him and Darius, what are we gonna do?
04:05Well, his enemy's only an enemy till you stitch him up.
04:08Now, Darius, he's trying to fling you in the excrement with all this gab of your debt, so I said
04:12let's return the favour, nobble him for the crime, and then you and me could go and have a nice
04:16rum and a pie down the old bagpipes.
04:19I have somewhat of a moral quandary with that. They'll hang him.
04:22Well, he didn't have any quandaries about hacking your meat hooks off.
04:24As a doctor, I refuse to take a life.
04:26And I won't swing for the one time I didn't nick it.
04:29No, you're gonna have to come up with something else.
04:37Which one of you festering whores ruined me with itch?
04:42Who did this?
04:44Put it away, Darius. Our girls is all clean, they've just been checked.
04:48Then why did I spend most of the week with my bollocks in a bucket of gin?
04:51I'll take the sweet sugar while I'm here.
04:56You know, I'd look elsewhere for suspicion if I was you.
05:00Perhaps that devout wife of your dear friend, Captain Gaines, you've been bone-storming.
05:08Whatever you're implying, I guess we'll never find out.
05:17Rash check! Check your rose bush!
05:21Wait!
05:24I see it!
05:35I've papered the town in reward posters, and already there are a number of critical leads about the stolen soldiers'
05:41pay.
05:42They won't get far.
05:43Bloody will catch them, then.
05:45This has really dragged on.
05:47If the soldiers don't get paid, they'll write.
05:50It's in hand.
05:52Is it? It's been nearly a week.
05:55Is it not possible they've fled?
05:57He's doing the best he can.
06:00Are we whispering now in government house?
06:04Something we're not privy to?
06:05An old whore got her throat slashed, milady.
06:09An old whore?
06:11Which one?
06:12From the cat and bagpipes.
06:14She's at the hospital. I doubt she'll make it.
06:19You could show some concern for this poor woman's well-being.
06:22Governor?
06:22Very good!
06:26Get on top of this wages thing!
06:33Are you all right, Father?
06:35Uh, yes, yes.
06:38Out for a walk.
06:40Might drop by the hospital.
06:42Well, professor's making noises about retiring again.
06:46Need to choose a new head surgeon.
06:48Well, I'll come with.
06:49No, no, no need.
06:50I know just the man to choose.
06:54Get aside! Move!
06:59Tails.
07:05My turn.
07:08Lady Belle.
07:09What are you doing here?
07:11I'm with my father.
07:12To observe your work together.
07:14He's scouting for head surgeon, I hope.
07:17Hmm.
07:18I think you'll find the charnel house of surgery rather upsetting.
07:21Yes, my lady.
07:22This isn't a pantomime.
07:24There's real blood involved.
07:25If you'd like to assist,
07:27you might read to the convalescing patients.
07:30Most of them can't read a word.
07:34Hmm.
07:39Father paid for that man's medical education.
07:42Should've paid a bit more.
07:43You're not going in.
07:45He won the coin toss.
07:47That's how you assign surgeries?
07:51What does she need?
07:53Carotid ligation.
07:54Can he do it?
07:57Maybe.
07:58Could you?
08:00Yes.
08:01Can he do it?
08:05Can he do it?
08:07Can he do it?
08:21Can he do it?
08:22Can he do it?
08:23Can he do it?
08:25Can he do it?
08:27Can he do it?
08:28Can he do it?
08:29Can he do it?
08:30Can he do it?
08:31Can he do it?
08:31Can he do it?
08:31Can he do it?
08:33Privilege to have you here, Your Excellency.
08:37Her neck has been cut with a blade,
08:39and I'll be doing an exceedingly difficult procedure,
08:42a corroded ligation.
08:44Shut up, please.
08:46Speed and dexterity.
08:48If she doesn't die of shock,
08:51tying the ligation could finish her off.
08:54Right.
08:55As always, here's hoping we don't shoot into the brow.
08:59Oh, no.
09:02First, I must open the wound.
09:27My finger is now hooked around her artery.
09:35Using forceps to slip the linen under the artery.
09:41Tying the ligation.
09:55The ligation's been tied.
09:57What ho! She bumps!
10:12Into the hat, will you mind, sir?
10:14Oh, thank you very much.
10:26Well, that was quite the performance.
10:28Just shy of an orchestra.
10:30Sneed's absurd.
10:32The surgery was competent.
10:34He's making a tilt for head sergeant.
10:37Christ, he'll be insufferable.
10:40It should be you.
10:41No, I'm a surgeon. I'm not a pen pusher.
10:44That'd hardly take me.
10:45It's a paid position.
10:47You'd have a house and a salary.
10:49You could break from your life of thievery.
10:52My thievery's been very occasional.
10:54Perhaps I should say it in criminal terms.
10:57This position is being stolen from you.
10:59It's not based on cutting skill.
11:02I would have the hobnob in some grand house.
11:04If you mean my house, it's an estate.
11:08A head surgeon is a position given to men my father finds familiar.
11:12Well, that's me finishing.
11:13By the distinction of having good manners.
11:16That dismal art happens to be something that I am an expert in.
11:22Let me help you.
11:27Milady?
11:38A word, Rainsford.
11:44I've heard reports that Dr. Dawkins is inconsiderable debt.
11:49Well, we live like monks on tithings.
11:51I get paid in poultry.
11:53It's completely untenable.
11:54Unless one has a private means.
11:56And he hasn't?
12:00His debts draw suspicion.
12:05No.
12:07No, that's quite the leap.
12:10I hope you're not alluding that my colleague is involved in this sort of business.
12:15I need all the hands I can get.
12:17That said, wouldn't put him up the club.
12:20No.
12:22No, of course not.
12:27One last word.
12:30Has there been an outbreak of typhoid recently?
12:34Not for six years.
12:36Thank you, Rainsford.
12:39You've been very helpful.
12:49What the hell are you doing?
12:52There was no typhoid outbreak.
12:54No, it's a false alarm.
12:56We were overly cautious.
12:59Excuse me.
12:59Those are medical instruments.
13:01I need those.
13:01I know you're responsible.
13:03What, for typhoid?
13:04For the theft.
13:06There are two paths for you, Doctor.
13:08And for that shambles of a human being.
13:12One path leads to the gallows at a swift drop.
13:14The other leads to the gallows via flogging and relentless torture.
13:17Which would you prefer?
13:20I'm sorry, what was the first one again?
13:22Sir, there's nothing here.
13:24No, and with good reason.
13:26Because we didn't nick the cache.
13:29It'll surface.
13:47Have you heard about this reward?
13:4920 gold shigs.
13:52Yeah.
13:53They put a mark on our heads.
13:56It's almost worth turning ourselves in.
14:01We need to find Red.
14:02Get that money and put it back.
14:04No, she's stitched us twice and vanished.
14:06We need to smoke the bird out.
14:09Is that your grand plan?
14:10And you do realise what will happen if we don't smoke her out?
14:14Well, I suppose I'll be assigned another master.
14:17Oh, no, I'll see to it that you're swinging right next to me.
14:21Have a little faith in your old man.
14:23Anyone can nick a sack of gold.
14:24You know who makes you reappear?
14:26A magician.
14:28Jack.
14:30I need you to come.
14:36Sneed.
14:38You're patient.
14:40More than happy to explain the procedure, Dawkins?
14:43Please do. It's rather urgent.
14:45Urgent?
14:51What's she done now?
14:53Carotid aneurysm needs a second surgery.
15:04The governor's watched this surgery, and I've been invited to government house to celebrate it.
15:09So let's try and keep her alive until after the second dessert, shall we?
15:13Dr. Sneed.
15:13Very good.
15:28Belle? Belle, are you home?
15:31Dr. Sneed has been invited to join us for dinner.
15:33We'll be in the second dining room, which fits the evening for its intimacy.
15:36I'm being served on a platter for him.
15:39I hope it's not too pointed.
15:40No man wants to feel trapped, even in the spoils of the colony.
15:45You want to marry Sniffly Sneed?
15:47Boy who cried when we used to tease him.
15:49He's grown and very ready for a wife.
15:53I always forget you're unwell.
16:07Shh!
16:12Dr. Dawkins!
16:14I have a front door.
16:17I have a patient with a carotid aneurysm. What do you know?
16:20Uh, Ashley Cooper performed it twice, 50 odd years ago.
16:24You do?
16:25Mm-hmm.
16:27Well, that's encouraging.
16:27Not really. Half the patients died.
16:30Oh.
16:31Well, what about with ether and carbolic acid? Does that change yours?
16:35I've never done this before, so...
16:36Well, a few surgeons have.
16:38Yes, I might.
16:41Well, we'll need a fresh cadaver to practice with.
16:43I can find the means, if you have to pay for it.
16:47No, no, we don't pay for cadavers, Belle.
16:50Can we just borrow them?
16:52Has your father had anyone recently hanged?
16:58Uh, eleven o'clock tonight.
17:00Try and bring your books if you can.
17:01So, Sneed's to me.
17:03You're the only reasonable option.
17:06Good.
17:13Tim?
17:14The noose is upon us. What have you done now?
17:18Well, the more pressing question is what have you done to us?
17:21Now, we need Red Ear to discuss the matter of us being in the noose's shadow for the shigs that
17:27she nicked.
17:29No.
17:31We could always drag you down to Captain Gaines and have you recount your sordid tale of desecrating corpses and
17:37hide in the proceeds of crime, but we wouldn't do that now, would we, Dodge?
17:41She can't be summoned.
17:43How do you run a house if you can't find your woman?
17:45If she finds me.
17:47If I've been generous to you at all, Tim, and I believe that I have been very, then I ask
17:51for just a portion of your loyalty.
17:56Pricey, isn't it?
17:57Your loyalty?
18:14Did you know?
18:17Surgeons know everything about the female body.
18:20Female body?
18:21No.
18:22If Sneed's head surgeon and we marry, I suppose I'll be matron of the hospital.
18:28Patron of the hospital?
18:30Yes.
18:31You're feigning disinterest because you think Sneed will choose you.
18:34Go to bed. Honestly.
18:35If I am patron, we could host charitable balls together.
18:40Wouldn't that be grand?
18:41You wouldn't find me so tedious, then.
18:44I hope you perceive whatever interests you with absolute resolve.
18:49Why?
18:51Is there something wrong with Sneed?
18:52I don't think he's a good match.
18:54No.
18:55But, um...
18:56Run amok.
18:57Find out, I say.
18:58Or you make everything less fun.
19:04A large thrombus developing proximal to their thread and occluding the artery.
19:10Faster.
19:11The ligation will prevent the propagation of the clot from spreading through the blood vessel.
19:15And release vasospasm.
19:17You haven't started.
19:19Keep going.
19:21Then hold the artery in one's mouth.
19:23I don't think we'll be doing that.
19:25I'll apply the clamps and then sew us out.
19:28I'm thoroughly confused.
19:31I need to ligate without laying eyes on it.
19:34You can't have gathered all that.
19:47Champagne.
19:49Are you quite serious?
20:00Ugh, I'm not trying that again.
20:04After a certain number of dead bodies, the taste has improved.
20:14I suppose one gets used to it.
20:21Well, what I'd prefer is less death.
20:25Why commit an operation like that to memory?
20:28Why make it harder for yourself when you could just follow Cooper's notes?
20:37It's just how I do it.
20:44Goodnight.
21:11She'll make with you.
21:13Not you.
21:15The old fella.
21:17Wait.
21:17Did she say old?
21:20Is that her actual word or is that you?
21:22She said the white ghost is close to his grave.
21:25Right.
21:26Well, thank you.
21:27I can see why you changed it.
21:29When will they meet?
21:30The bush.
21:31First light.
21:31Nah, not the bush.
21:34I'll find there's a nice tavern with a booth.
21:37Ah, not with Red.
21:39She's called you.
21:41And don't bring a weapon.
21:43She'll cut your neck before you've seen her.
21:45Nah, the only weapons I need are these.
21:57Tim!
21:58Tim!
22:01This brutal orb!
22:04Don't it ever turn off?
22:06Used to do me best work in a heavy fog.
22:09This is just...
22:12Unnecessary.
22:15Tim!
22:17Tim!
22:20Tim!
22:26Ladies and gentlemen, there you are.
22:29Ahem.
22:31Now listen.
22:32My master and I are gonna swing from our necks if we don't produce them gold coins you nicked.
22:39If we hang, right, you're gonna hang too because I'm actually quite petty that way.
22:44Or, we could turn this to our mutual benefit and just collect the...
22:49All right.
22:51Look, you can't fence new sovereign coins, so why not take the reward money you can actually spend by planting
22:58the shigs on another chump.
23:02I'm listening.
23:06Let me save you, Rotty.
23:08I'm gonna need a nod from you.
23:16Darius.
23:20Darius?
23:22Darius did this.
23:23You're the Jim.
23:26Hmmm...
23:27And what?
23:34Darius and the Travis.
23:37Darius and the Travis.
23:39Like, it's an I hate to ask but can you be more clear.
23:41Crabs, we got Crabs.
23:44We'll ruin him.
23:50Shit him up.
23:52Yes, right. Shit him up, Al.
23:56Shit him up.
23:59Right. Could you be a little bit more specific?
24:05Snead has stepped out. Let's get her in.
24:21And we're in.
24:24A large thrombus developing...
24:26Proximal to their threads and including the artery. Yes, I have it.
24:29The carotid corpus... Will you stop, please?
24:33The ligation will prevent the propagation of the clot and produce vasospasm.
24:37Is this the artery?
24:39Uh, I think so.
24:40You think so? If you're wrong, she dies.
24:43Yes.
24:45Clamps.
24:57You have to... I have it.
25:02There. It's on.
25:04Final ligation. Scalpel.
25:19I'm not getting it.
25:23Well, you can't let her.
25:27There.
25:30God, I hope...
25:31You hope?
25:35It's tight.
25:36It's tight.
25:40It's tight.
25:47You realise this is the first ever successful ligation of a carotid enderism?
25:51Give it a minute.
25:52You can publish in the Lancet.
25:54I'll use my initials.
25:55Will you wait?
25:55But she's got a pulse.
25:58Even if the patient doesn't live for long, this is an unmatched medical achievement.
26:02No.
26:03That is called a failure.
26:06I don't want my name associated with that article.
26:08Well, I can't use my name on it.
26:10Well, then leave it.
26:26There's a dinner.
26:27At Government House.
26:29To discuss Head Surgeon.
26:32So, before or after the sugared plums?
26:35Afterwards, obviously.
26:38Well, let me know how it goes.
26:41If you have any ambition, then you have to fight for it.
26:46I should be turned around like a curiosity.
26:50If Sneed's Head Surgeon, he'll be the end of all progress.
26:54You won't get around him like the Prof.
26:57It's you at the helm.
27:00We could make this colony into a beacon of medicine.
27:04So this is about you?
27:07I see it as a partnership.
27:09If I could counsel my father and put you in that role, everything you've wanted to try would be possible.
27:26Please come to this dinner.
27:28See it discussed.
27:34Well, then Red's in on this.
27:36Largely, yes.
27:37So she's willing to forfeit all the style of money and claim the reward?
27:40In a manner of speaking, I just need your help with one other thing.
27:45Straightforward.
27:47Misdiagnosis.
27:47Pervert my calling.
27:49Just this once.
27:50That would be lovely.
27:51When a doctor becomes a criminal, all hell breaks loose.
27:54No, you'd be finessing the truth by telling Mrs. Gaines that a simple case of crabs is in fact syphilis.
28:01It starts with a terrible itch in the loins and creeps up until the conch drops off.
28:19Not in this house.
28:21Well, thank you to leave.
28:24This is delicate Frau Gaines.
28:27Someone you know has recently been diagnosed with the heart.
28:32The gentleman in question, the harbourmeister, Darius Cracksworth.
28:39Well, he has been known to take advantage of a maid in my church.
28:47Yes.
28:48There is a cure, an overnight carriage blacked out in doors.
28:55We must be discreet.
28:57The harbourmeister is married.
29:02And how much will it cost?
29:05Oh, formidably expensive.
29:09How much do you have?
29:12Um.
29:14Ah.
29:18Tonight.
29:25Jack Dawkins.
29:28Did we invite him?
29:30We've invited Sneed and the prof.
29:32Do you think we should snub the best sergeant in the colony?
29:35Isn't he rather coarse?
29:38Have you been alone with the surgeon?
29:40There's always another body in the room.
29:43Well, he has your interests, so it's only fair that I extend the same generous attention toward him tonight.
29:50I'm going to wait.
29:58I will.
30:09I'm going to wait.
30:14Look, Robert.
30:18I'll wait to do it.
30:19Well, I will.
30:19But, what are you waiting for?
30:20What are you waiting for?
30:20Why are you waiting for you?
30:28welcome now forgive the staff they're difficult to punish as their indenture it's hardly mayfair
30:35is it no perhaps you're right perhaps it's all in vain no no no no it's a it's a terrific
30:42turn
30:48oh you look rather lovely darling what governor dr. sneed i think i may have grown more attached
31:05to the idea of sneed than sneed is that possible
31:11i don't know the first thing about men at all
31:23what's dawkins doing here why wouldn't he be dawkins isn't quite the man of medicine you think he is
31:50you take off with my coins yes yes yes i'll stick with the plan or you'll slice the conch from
31:58me
32:04bonus
32:26Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you all for coming this evening on this thunderously
32:33balmy evening, and to give our medical men a really terrific nod for their surgical exploits.
32:40It's not for the faint of heart. Anyway, enjoy the evening.
32:49Oh, interesting. Queer leg.
32:52Looks quite young, actually.
32:58Dr. Dawkins, you've recently joined us in the land of the misbegotten.
33:03Uh, no, I've been here some time now.
33:05You washed up ashore, did you?
33:07Dr. Dawkins was decorated for gallantry at the Siege of Sevastopol.
33:12Uh, um, just as a surgeon, lieutenant.
33:17There's nothing more than butchery, milady, and I grew tired of that, so...
33:21And before then, your people?
33:25English.
33:27But I found myself searching for more modern solutions in medicine.
33:32And I know I am out of favour with some in this audience, but I do believe that death rate
33:37could be halved.
33:38The pain itself is God's work.
33:41Quite right. It's very corrective.
33:44Too many patients die on the slab. There has to be a better way.
33:47There's a reason Galen's precepts are still in use 2,000 years later.
33:51Yes, well, that's all very interesting, but you know, it's not often that one gets front row seats to real
33:58brilliance.
33:59Which is why we're here.
34:01Yesterday, one had the privilege of seeing Dr. Sneed's skill with the local woman.
34:05Rotty's still kicking, happy to say.
34:08She calls herself Rotty, or was that given posthumously?
34:12Well, she isn't dead, darling.
34:15But at any rate, prof's not immortal.
34:19More's the pity.
34:22And we must plan for the future, when the position of head surgeon will become available.
34:30Dr. Sneed.
34:31Wasn't Dr. Dawkins responsible for the second surgery that saved Rotty's life?
34:36A second surgery?
34:37He did what?
34:38I thought you said you fixed it.
34:40I certainly did, sir.
34:42There's no accounting for what Dawkins did after that.
34:44I believe Dr. Dawkins successfully treated the first carotid aneurysm in history.
34:51We haven't even started on the soup.
34:54I love soup.
35:01I love soup.
35:23My dear.
35:27the doctor was sure that it was syphilis i've brought everything i need our old lives behind
35:34us now we'll just have to scratch together whatever we can salvage we are just going
35:39overnight aren't we no we can never come back we'll start again in newcastle i'm free of him
35:46i'm free of that man and i brought valuables that we can sell was it is this all you have
35:54i don't know what that is it's not my bag my darling i thought we'd just go and take the
36:01baths and be back by morning back by morning yeah just stop the carriage stop it
36:14stop the carriage
36:16we're locked in stop the carriage
36:22really it's nothing surgery on a carotid aneurysm hasn't been done since cooper 40 years ago i'm
36:28intrigued how is it dawkins stumbled on cooper's case notes and then use those to operate on my
36:34patient oh the governor has the finest library of medical tests i practiced on a cadaver from the
36:39little i know dr dawkins followed cooper's lectures word for word with remarkable success how was he
36:44able to draw from the lectures without the rather requisite skill of being able to read
36:54you operated on the old girl and you can't read it's nonsense of course jack can read
37:05right you out now
37:10why are we standing do i entertain them on the pipe organ now sit down i'm afraid i too have
37:17an uncomfortable revelation about the stolen pay now seems inappropriate time to deliver it
37:24my suspicions were first aroused when told there'd been an outbreak of typhoid and i can now confirm
37:31get your ears off me captain gays found this vagrant screaming he's got urgent news
37:39flog him now or flog him in jail well is no one interested in this urgent news
37:45this man is my servant and as such i take full responsibility for him and whatever it is he's been
37:53up
37:53to yes well i have vital information about the soldier's play please your majesty's allow me to
38:04unfold to unfold a sordid tale of unmatched well
38:09well
38:28take me home this this is absurd
38:36the coins aren't ours ours ours ours
38:42i have been kidnapped darius has been a dear friend and whilst it's sad to see him hang shackle him
38:50now
38:57take them to the lockup
38:58take them to the lockup
38:59Lucian
39:01stay off me
39:03Lucian
39:04well
39:04you've certainly earned the reward
39:07Lucian
39:08Norbert Fagin's
39:10just doing me civic duty
39:12you are found
39:13yes
39:14you can't you can't just cast me aside
39:24the
39:25what do you mean
39:28what do you mean
39:34what do you mean
39:36what do you mean
39:43beneath you. Why don't you just enjoy the rare option of never having to work?
39:49I am rare. I've had biology tutors and medical techs. I've corresponded with surgeons and
39:54I will never see the inside of a surgical theatre. But don't take a man who can't read.
39:58I can read. I can read. Just not very well. Words swirl on a page
40:13for me. And yes, perhaps I am the wrong horse because I'm not in a position to help you.
40:22Certainly not after tonight. Not after the act of failed to perform.
40:25But you could have been, with my influence, head surgeon. You would have made quite the
40:33team.
40:47Well, you can take the boy out of East London, but you really shouldn't.
40:55We just killed a man. Mind turning down the glee?
40:59No, we didn't off Darius. That's the beauty of it. Gaines will. Our conscience is clear.
41:07Bella. Bella will never speak to me again. There she is. Give it up, Fagan. I'll take
41:14house. Nana. We'll make it a half. Yes. Oi! She's done it again! Fagan, I really don't care.
41:39Hey, Dodge. Stick a couple of shigs on for your old man. Deal me in.
41:50One, two, one, two!
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