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00:18They're here.
00:19Who?
00:20The watch.
00:21Spirits.
00:22Ghosts.
00:23Oh, they're in here, all right.
00:25Turn off the lanterns, you'd see their eyes.
00:26They'll be watching us.
00:27They changed the watch in four minutes.
00:29Move.
00:32Forgive me, Father.
00:33It has been 14 hours since my last confession.
00:36Really?
00:37That long?
00:37You felt it couldn't wait till morning?
00:39No.
00:41These thoughts haunt my nights.
00:44I'm filled with an unquenchable fire, Father.
00:47A rage of such purity that all I crave is violent retribution.
00:53Yes, well, that's quite natural.
00:55Horde victory is a cesspit.
00:57A pox-ridden sewer.
01:01Everywhere I look, the stench of filth and scum.
01:05It is a stench below the very ground we walk on.
01:10Apouti, you stay here.
01:11We'll take the empty one up and bring the full one back down to you.
01:14So I'll be a lion down here?
01:17I hear ghosts.
01:18You hear ghosts?
01:19Gods.
01:20I can hear ghosts.
01:21I can hear you, you pillock.
01:23Quiet.
01:23You're going to take this big thorn.
01:28Why?
01:29Oh, yeah, come on.
01:31It seeps through the soil and has now poisoned my own wife.
01:36Turning this once virtuous woman into a debauched wastrel destined for the fires.
01:45I can see their eyes looking at me now.
01:48Sorry, whose eyes?
01:49Sneering eyes.
01:50Ah, yes, them.
01:52Mocking me because she has given herself over to the devil.
01:57I refuse to be humiliated by these people.
02:03God is challenging me to take a scythe and cut through this foul Ophilvium.
02:08I don't know if I'm going to take a scythe and cut through this foul Ophilvium.
02:15Fine.
02:16Now, it should be one of these barrels here.
02:18The smell will tell you.
02:23Poozie, do you have to do that?
02:24I can see your eyes.
02:26Yes, they're mine.
02:31I thought you said you don't do crime no more.
02:35Hide.
02:38I tell you, I heard voices.
02:56Oh.
02:59You tell me you didn't hear that.
03:26What is that you're in?
03:28Sardines, I think.
03:29Why didn't you just hide behind it?
03:31Why is it in hindsight?
03:42Over here.
03:43This is it, all right.
03:46Why does it smell?
03:47It's the fermenting insides of a whale, so yes, it smells.
03:50And it smells bad, do it?
03:52What part of the fermenting insides of a whale do you not understand?
03:55Not good on smells.
03:57Lost all sense in the Taiwan explosion.
03:59Overdid the gunpowder.
04:00I thought you lost your hearing, then.
04:02No, that was Singapore.
04:03It's really not very much flash to your bang.
04:05It's not flashbang.
04:06It's pretty much all bang.
04:08So now we're in the whale gizzards game, then, eh?
04:10Do you eat this stuff?
04:11No.
04:11This is ambergris.
04:13This is ambergris.
04:14Use it to make perfume.
04:15And this barrel is worth its weight in silver.
04:43You gentlemen seem rather bedraggled by life's woes.
04:47Well, we heard things tonight.
04:50Things you cannie unhear, you know?
04:52Well, I always say a tumbler of the old golden wallop lifts the heart.
04:58You just...
04:59Right there.
05:03Oh, my sweet lady Roddenford, two of your finest, if you please.
05:08And with what legal tender would you be paying for these drinks?
05:11You've got me solemn oath you will be paid in abundance just as soon as we've managed to
05:17offload this bloody ambergris.
05:20And how will this miracle be achieved, then?
05:23I'm going to have my coveys replicate the exact texture and stink of this stuff so that
05:28not even the whale's wife will know that we've made the switch.
05:31And in the meantime, I goes and flogs the original ambergris for a very pretty return.
05:37So how long will this take?
05:39Well, it will require the, shall we say, the capaciousness of time.
05:46A few days, a few days, waylaying these fine sailors' departure with some wholesome libations.
05:52Well, then you should probably know the capaciousness of time is leaving the bar.
05:59Oh, buggery.
06:04Let's!
06:06Let's!
06:08Where are you headed?
06:09Oh, I've never been so happy to return to sea.
06:12Captain wants us to sail tomorrow on the King Tide.
06:15No, no, no, no, no, no, you can't.
06:17You know the old sailor's adage.
06:18Sail on the morrow, expect much sorrow.
06:23Well, I'll be on the turn.
06:24No, the weather be not on the turn. The weather be bloody clement, actually.
06:28I think.
06:30That's just a tickle of drizzle, that's all.
06:34That's, that's, just...
06:35I've seen your boy emerge from the bowels, with two others in a barrel.
06:39Oh, hello, here he is.
06:42Someone I need to know.
06:43No, only that our boy is back in the goodly fold.
06:47You've got something over it.
06:49No, not this time, no.
06:50It just seems that being spurned by a woman is a great boon to our profession.
06:57Let's make sure we don't get careless and get caught.
07:02When your boy gets his blood out...
07:03Oi!
07:05Don't tell me how to run the Dodger.
07:17How do they turn this stuff into perfume?
07:20I've seen Frenchies do it.
07:22Spices, herbs, alcohol.
07:24Stir it in a big drum.
07:26Steam it for a long time.
07:28Now listen, the natural order of the days ahead has changed direction in a positive and arguably negative light.
07:37English.
07:38The Duchess of Portland sails on tomorrow evening's tide.
07:41That's not near enough time to make a fake.
07:43Sadly, needs dictate we return the barrel to the docks tonight before they discover its absence.
07:48No, we do not cower.
07:49We stay coarse.
07:51It'll be discovered.
07:52There's no thieving to be done if they scraggers.
07:54We're not taking this back.
07:55You wanted me back in.
07:56Well, here I am.
07:57I am back.
07:59You can work on it in the morgue.
08:01It's already stinking the place out.
08:07Oi!
08:08Oi!
08:08Dodge!
08:09Dodge!
08:10Remember what I always told you as a little one?
08:12A pickpocket needs to know when to pull out.
08:16And you always have to play it dangerous.
08:18And sometimes I have to take a gentle hand and nab you back from the edges of calamity.
08:22Well, now is one of them times.
08:24You can keep your hands to yourself.
08:28I want a win.
08:36You've been moping ever since Dr Dawkins ruined our dinner.
08:40Come on.
08:41Up.
08:43Close them now.
08:45Immediately.
08:45No, there'll be none of that.
08:47Are you feeling any better?
08:49Yes, I'm completely cured.
08:51Close the curtains.
08:51I have a gift to lift your spirits.
08:53A guillotine.
08:54Better.
08:54A painting made with these very hands.
09:01It's a story of us.
09:02Our journey here.
09:03A house.
09:04A kangaroo.
09:06What are these?
09:07Tree trunks.
09:08I keep seeing these in my dreams.
09:10I'm rather drawn to them.
09:14So there's no story of us, Fanny.
09:17We're as much prisoners here as we were in London society.
09:21Doctor Sneed is here for you.
09:23No, for your sister.
09:25He wishes to take her shooting.
09:29This is an endless world of bogglingly stupid dinner parties.
09:33Men boasting all night and pretending somehow, against all evidence, they're cleverer than us.
09:38They are.
09:38That is why they're in positions of power.
09:40Fine.
09:41Stay at home all day, painting hideous scenes of trees.
09:51I'm sure she didn't mean to say those things, Fanny.
09:55She's not well, darling.
09:57Would you draw the curtains, please?
10:02Well done.
10:04Another bullseye.
10:05One of my many gifts.
10:07Here.
10:08Let me show you.
10:09Oh, I'm afraid I'm not really interested in shooting at thingies.
10:13Oh, none of that.
10:14I'm a modern man who happens to believe shooting is an essential skill for women, too.
10:19Here.
10:23Good.
10:24Yes, thank you.
10:26A little cock.
10:28Look down the barrel with an eye focused on the sight.
10:31And ever so gently.
10:35It's just...
10:37Woo!
10:41It's most exhilarating.
10:44Yes.
10:47I hear you keep requesting my presents.
10:52Margie, your friend.
10:54It is not fitting that a man of my standing should be treated thus.
10:59Yet here we are.
11:00I am the victim of a most egregious misunderstanding.
11:04Pray do tell.
11:06What you witnessed those long weeks ago was not as it appeared.
11:10I was working as an intermediary on your behalf.
11:15Lucien, I was endeavouring to protect your lady wife's spotless reputation.
11:22By giving her pubic crabs, you mean?
11:24No.
11:25Her condition was a consequence of inefficient laundry by an infected maid.
11:32When you found us, I was rushing her to hospice.
11:36So I see I am in your debt.
11:38And the stolen soldiers pay?
11:40I swear before God, and all that is sacred, I have no idea how that ended up in our carriage.
11:46Oh, I do.
11:47You were set up.
11:49Indeed, I believe I know who was responsible.
11:53So you believe me?
11:55Oh, yes.
11:56Indeed.
11:58It was the young surgeon and his repugnant uncle.
12:01It was only a matter of time before I catch them in the act, and they too hang.
12:09True.
12:11Well, unless you can explain how you contracted the very same pubic crabs as my wife,
12:18you will most definitely meet the gallows on whatever charge I choose to conjure.
12:28Well, it's no London, is it?
12:30Thank God for that.
12:31Yet it is still a place with enormous possibility,
12:33where one with drive and ambition may make oneself a great career for oneself.
12:38Yes, oneself being a male, of course.
12:39Oh, well, of course.
12:41But also for the one whose companionship one will share with...
12:44Can one just say things plainly?
12:46They're perfect pronouns for the task.
12:49I'm about to come into a considerable endowment.
12:52My brother, the Honourable James Sneed, has acquired a license in the Spice Islands,
12:57and through filial love, allowed me a 10% share of his nutmeg trade.
13:04You're a surgeon.
13:05What use is nutmeg?
13:07My dear Belle, are you not surprised if it's worth?
13:09How sweet.
13:10A large canister of nutmeg would buy one a house in Mayfair.
13:15But surely being a surgeon is the most exciting thing in the world.
13:20Healing people, caring for people.
13:23It'd give anything to have such a profession.
13:25Oh, yeah, it's all right, I suppose.
13:27But now that I am to be chief surgeon, upon the professor's retirement,
13:32one, I, I am in a position to offer a companion, a woman,
13:41a life of comfort and security.
13:44Oh, God, please don't.
13:45Belle, until my brother offered me this,
13:47I did not feel in a position to speak openly,
13:50but now I humbly seek your hand in marriage.
13:53Why?
13:55You must know how I feel.
13:56No, I am absolutely not the faintest.
13:59Sneed, I've known you for many years as a friend and a companion,
14:04and I've never sensed anything deeper.
14:07You don't love me, do you?
14:10Love comes with settling and companionship.
14:13You must see our families and my position make this a perfect match.
14:23It is not yet a ring, but in its own way, far more valuable.
14:29Nutmeg.
14:31Yes, it's not an unpleasant smell.
14:33So do I have your blessing to go and converse with your father?
14:37Uh, well, one needs time for one to fully consider once.
14:47One.
14:59No, this isn't right.
15:01Amigli needs to be thicker, more solid.
15:04What have we tried?
15:05A crate of off oysters,
15:07sheep's testicles,
15:08some seaweed crab carcasses,
15:10and Samuel Dean's liver.
15:12Any whaler worth his salt will pick this as fake.
15:16Dodge, it needs to be thicker.
15:17Dodge, Dodge, come here.
15:22Listen.
15:25I'm as bricky as anyone.
15:26There's nothing I like more than a bit of pilfering Dan Wright.
15:29Puts a sparkle in the eyes.
15:31But if we can't match this,
15:33by the turn of this evening's tide, they'll be on to us.
15:36They're on to us anyway.
15:38The moment we open our mouths,
15:40the moment they realise we can't even read,
15:41some toff Latin nonsense,
15:44we're not even worth sitting at their table.
15:46What's that got to do with anything?
15:47Look, the toffs will never accept us,
15:51and neither do we accept the toffs.
15:52That's the human condition.
15:53But don't get us hanged,
15:55because you're in a huff about your fancy skirt.
16:00To hell with it, then.
16:02Can't even stand the smell of that stuff.
16:03Oh, come on, it's no worse than the Thames at low tide.
16:10See, my todgers give me all kinds of grief, you see,
16:12and we're sailing tonight.
16:16You have classic pox.
16:19And I want you to place this weight
16:22on the end of your member,
16:24thus allowing the suiting of pus.
16:27Then keep bathing it in mercury and arsenic
16:30for the long edge ahead.
16:33Next.
16:35Oh.
16:36What is wrong with your head, sailor?
16:39Navigator.
16:40In the eyes.
16:41Right.
16:41Pull them down.
16:42Make sure you take two kills a day.
16:43I was struck.
16:45The Duchess of Portland's full sailboomb
16:47snapped in the storm off the northern coast.
16:49Right.
16:51Next.
16:52Gotcha.
16:53While you're busy here,
16:54now be a good moment to nudge that bad old shipward.
16:57Yes, fine.
16:58Do it.
16:59Abstrabismis.
17:03I think you eat some oranges.
17:04You're developing scurvy.
17:06Roll it back, lads.
17:17Reserve me, sir.
17:18Is there not what you can do?
17:19Is me lively?
17:21Unless you doctors can fix me,
17:24the captain has no choice but you as another navigator.
17:26I'm sorry.
17:27There is nought one can do about it.
17:28You will need to purchase a cane.
17:33I've said...
17:35I've said...
17:36Hugh, what is the gravedigger wheeling out?
17:40Ah, Samuel Dean's organs.
17:43It's a very large gentleman.
17:45Malodorous in life, apparently.
18:00Sir, sir, sir, sir, a word upon that.
18:04Not now.
18:04Listen, I just overheard your sad conversation with that surgeon just now,
18:09and though I'm not much given to emotion,
18:12I was moved.
18:13And you know why I do not wish to converse?
18:15I would ask you, don't lose hope.
18:18I think you should talk to this other surgeon.
18:19He's much better qualified,
18:21and he's done this operation a hundred times,
18:23maybe two hundred times,
18:24and with great success.
18:25Now, it would mean
18:26a very minor delay
18:28before the Duchess of Portland set sail, but...
18:31If you are serious.
18:34Well, the captain is a relative.
18:36I may yet convince him of a need.
18:39When can I meet this surgeon?
18:40You just leave it with me, all right?
18:43Oh, hang on.
18:44Beg, boys!
18:44Come on, beg, beg, beg, beg, beg, beg, beg!
19:02Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:04You need a steady hand.
19:08Now, listen.
19:08They do say a man cannot change tides or oceans,
19:13but I, Norbert Fagin,
19:15have managed to delay the departure
19:16of the Duchess of Portland by three days.
19:21How?
19:23What have you got us into?
19:25Nothing.
19:26You might have to perform a very minor operation.
19:39I'm sorry, I can't help you.
19:48The man is completely cross-eyed.
19:50He can't even see a hand in front of his own face.
19:52Although he does have a very good view of his right ear.
19:54I thought this is what you wanted.
19:56Don't you see the beauty? It buys us time.
19:59How many times did you tell him I've done the surgery?
20:01Once.
20:03Tell a lie twice.
20:05Do you know how difficult, how precise this procedure is?
20:08No.
20:09If he moves, I blind him.
20:11You need to have more confidence in your artfulness.
20:14This is beyond my skill.
20:17Nothing is beyond the Dodger's skill.
20:21Backslang it, lads.
20:23Dodger's gonna wobble in.
20:37I demand to know why you were seeing my patient.
20:39I'd already made it abundantly clear his condition is inoperable.
20:43You wanted a second opinion?
20:44From you?
20:46Please.
20:48Wouldn't you want a second opinion?
20:50If some spoilt, pompous, upper-class prat with only basic medical knowledge told you your career was over?
20:55Never cross me again on matters medical, Dawkins.
20:58I don't know how things were done on your side of the city, but that is not how we do
21:02things here.
21:04You will not operate on that man.
21:08Oh, and if I find that foul stench has anything to do with you or your illiterate friends, I will
21:13see you were all soundly punished.
21:15That's so strange because, you see, we all thought that that smell was coming from you.
21:29All right.
21:31I will do it.
21:35All right.
21:36Back inside, let's bring that cat to the morgue.
21:40It's on.
21:48I'm not hungry, Fanny.
21:51Look, I've drawn you another picture.
21:55I'll leave you to the cold.
22:08Hello?
22:10Have you completely lost your sense?
22:12Quite possibly.
22:14If you have come to apologise for your behaviour from now weeks ago, then you must do it formally and
22:20at a proper time,
22:20and I will consider whether or not to accept it. Now, please go.
22:23Strabismus surgery, what do you know about it?
22:25What does a squalid criminal need to know about strabismus surgery?
22:27So you don't know what it is then?
22:28Of course I do. It's the realignment of the eye.
22:30See, I knew you'd know.
22:31Would you happen to have, like, some medical textbook that might show me...
22:34Yes.
22:35Stay here.
22:35Actually, no, come.
22:37I've got valuable items in here.
22:38Are you going to eat the soup?
22:42Apparently not.
22:44What's that you're holding?
22:46Apparently a tree.
22:51This way.
23:16Oh.
23:19You first performed in the 1830s by John Homer Dix.
23:23The surgeon needs only three instruments.
23:26A fine hook to elevate the conjunctiva.
23:28A bent probe to isolate the tendon.
23:30And scissors for opening up the conjunctiva.
23:32Pictures.
23:33I need pictures.
23:36Yeah.
23:41It is so dangerous.
23:43Yeah, but you love that, don't you?
23:48Can you do it?
23:51Yes.
23:55Maybe.
23:57Hmm.
24:01I think it is important for both of us that we clear the air about what transpired.
24:06I admit that I said things in that moment that I now regret.
24:10And I'm equally sure that you said things that now, in the cold light of day, you wish
24:14but...
24:16Are you feeling any better, sister?
24:17Yes, fine.
24:18See?
24:19You eat and you're well again.
24:21You know, you've had eight turns this past month.
24:23I do count them.
24:24I'm fine.
24:25Go to bed.
24:36What's that awful smell?
24:40Fagin.
24:40It smells like ambergris.
24:43Like what?
24:45No, wait.
24:47Are you going to apologise to me or not?
24:49No.
24:50What for?
24:51For the way you spoke to me.
24:57I was hurt.
25:00And I'm sorry if I spoke to you abruptly.
25:04But I don't really know how to talk to women I've never found a need to.
25:07Well, I'm similarly rarely interested in anything a man has to say.
25:12And I forgive you.
25:15Good.
25:16Well, don't invite me to any more stupid dinner parties.
25:19Your lot will never accept me.
25:21Why would you want them to accept you?
25:22You have no idea how boring we all are.
25:27Well, not all of you.
25:36Here you go, sir.
25:45Can you just cover your right eye for me, please?
25:50How many fingers am I holding up?
25:53Two.
25:55Lower your arm?
25:58Now how many?
26:00Four.
26:04You have almost no vision in your right eye either, do you?
26:08Shapes mainly.
26:10Left was me last good eye.
26:13Tell me why you like being a sailor.
26:15With respect, Mum.
26:16I'm not just a sailor.
26:17I'm a navigator.
26:20Went to sea when I was 12.
26:22Worked on a hundred ships.
26:24Most of them terrible.
26:25But I learnt, Mum.
26:27Everything there is to know about the oceans, the currents, the winds and the stars.
26:36You have no idea what it feels like when those around trust their fortune to you.
26:43You should know my colleague is an inveterate liar.
26:47And not only have I never performed this surgery before, but nobody in this country has.
26:54I see.
26:57What I can tell you is that the condition in your right eye will only continue to get worse with
27:01time,
27:02to the point where you might never see again.
27:05Now, if we try and we fail here tonight, then you will certainly lose your vision in both eyes.
27:11However, on the slim chance that we succeed,
27:17you might get to navigate again.
27:23So what were you waiting for?
27:31Strap him to the table, please.
27:33As tight as you can.
27:37I need your help with this one, pal.
27:39Will you pass me the hook, please?
27:55That's it, good.
28:02Now hold this right, Todd.
28:04Yeah.
28:08Or still.
28:22You think it worked?
28:26It won't know until we remove the bandages.
28:31Hmm.
28:34A government house.
28:35I heard your sister say that this was your eighth attack.
28:38What does she mean by that?
28:40She imagines things.
28:45What the navigator said.
28:49Did that sound true for you?
28:50It was the greatest day of my life when I got promoted to sub-lieutenant.
28:56They gave me my own bed.
28:59I'd never had my own bed before.
29:03And my own room.
29:07It must be wonderful to be at sea.
29:13Travel the world.
29:18It was.
29:19It was.
29:20It was the best.
29:22And the worst of times.
29:27I saw all kinds of things I didn't even think were possible.
29:33wild animals.
29:37Festivals in Hong Kong.
29:38I saw this giant paper dragon with 50 people under it.
29:43And as they moved, this dragon appeared to dance and breathe fire.
29:47It's.
29:48It's.
29:49Quite amazing.
30:03It's.
30:15Where the devil is talking.
30:17It's.
30:20Lady Belle.
30:22You can scarce believe my eye.
30:26Lady Belle, I insist you return to government house immediately and we will discuss this later.
30:31Possibly not.
30:36I have always known you to be a reprehensible, arrogant upstart with no respect for your betters.
30:42I have enormous respect for my betters.
30:44It's just there are no evidence around here.
30:46You have directly performed an operation I had forbidden you to do.
30:49That I specifically said was not a safe operation in the patient's interest.
30:53Then I agree with your diagnosis.
30:56A surgeon of your skill levels need would have been impossible.
30:59I am to be head surgeon here in two months.
31:03You will no longer have a role here and I will ensure you have it nowhere else in the country.
31:09You can crawl back to your own kind, Dawkins.
31:13I am.
31:21I am.
31:33I am.
31:37I am.
31:49I am.
31:50I am.
31:50I am.
31:52I am.
32:00I am.
32:02I am.
32:04I am.
32:05I am.
32:14I am.
32:24I am.
32:25I am.
32:27I am.
32:28I am.
32:28I am.
32:38I am.
32:45I am.
32:53I am.
32:55It does eliminate one possible suitor.
32:58But what does one wear to a duel?
32:59Black is foreshadowing, but Green?
33:02Who is involved?
33:12Rainsford!
33:16What?
33:17You cannot do this. It was as much my fault as his.
33:20The man has pushed me too far.
33:22We will settle it like gentlemen.
33:23Well, one of us will.
33:25Pistols at dawn.
33:29Then I flatly refuse to marry you.
33:32Enjoy your stupid nutmeg.
33:35Lady Bette! Please!
33:44There's no glimmer in this.
33:46There's no glimmer anywhere.
33:50We've got it! We've got it!
33:52We've got it!
33:54It's like Nully, Walpole's spleen and the cow tribe, but we got there in the end.
33:58It's just a sample with perfect smell, match and luck.
34:01Wonderful.
34:03Wonderful.
34:04Now you can stop buggering about with them swords and listen to this.
34:08Yes.
34:08I have procured a buyer, one 50 place bellers, a man so unscrupulous he makes me skinnich, and he is
34:15prepared to pay 80 florins for the genuine arti-
34:19Great, then we'll have plenty of money to celebrate and they'll teach this fool a lesson.
34:24Look, if you kill this Toph they'll hang you, and if he kills you they won't care.
34:28But I will be back on the chain gang.
34:31You idiot!
34:33You absolute dunderhead!
34:35Oh!
34:35At last!
34:36At last!
34:36Someone who sees what I see!
34:40What were you thinking?
34:42I am tired of being treated like some mangy dog!
34:45Well you are not a mangy dog.
34:47And he's an idiot for treating you like one.
34:50Apologise and withdraw.
34:52Please.
34:53And bow down to his arrogance.
34:55No.
34:56And I'm not going to kill him.
34:58I will barely scratch the pompous kid.
35:00Don't worry.
35:01I spent 10 years in the Navy.
35:03I am a master with the sword.
35:05Good.
35:06Because it is pistols.
35:08Pistols at dawn.
35:10And he is a master shot.
35:22I do not have time to fuss about missing warehouse, Scott.
35:26No.
35:27With respect, sir.
35:28But this barrel is worth a king's fortune.
35:31And now it's as empty as me head.
35:34I need you to arrest two men.
35:36Will these two do?
35:39On what charges, milady?
35:40On charges of planning to be utterly stupid and fight a duel.
35:43Who would be doing that?
35:44Two young surgeons.
35:48Really?
35:49So Jack Dawkins is involved.
35:52Well, I can only charge him if it goes ahead.
35:55Intention is not a crime, sadly.
35:57The benefit for me on such occasions is that after the duel,
36:01there's usually only one to rest.
36:03I hear Sneed is a fine shot.
36:05Sir!
36:06It was ambergris in the barrels.
36:09And our skipper will have both our heads if it's not back on there when we sail.
36:13Ambergris?
36:15I imagine the smell would be devilish.
36:18I've never known this.
36:19I've never known this.
36:20Like the smell emanating from the hospital.
36:24Well, this is turning into a fine day.
36:26Good lady, I...
36:29Love to help you boys, but the old back isn't really the friend it used to be.
36:33What's in the barrel?
36:34Looks heavy.
36:36It's, uh, food for the widows, milady.
36:39How very admirable of you all.
36:41And you, delivering it in person.
36:44Can one try a mouthful?
36:46Their need is greater, milady.
36:49Well, I only ask because I heard Captain Gaines is currently heading towards the wharf
36:52to locate a missing barrel of something called...
36:55What's it? Ambergris?
36:57But I know you wouldn't be so utterly stupid as to risk everything for that.
37:01No, Captain Gaines will have no issue with good men engaged in a charitable cause.
37:08Hmm.
37:10Obstabisk.
37:16Move.
37:27Come on.
37:35No!
37:37Unlock it.
37:46Smash it.
37:53teenagers
37:55Oh, stop!
37:56Oh, stop!
37:58Quick, go!
38:08It's this one, sir.
38:09Right here.
38:10Empty.
38:11Remove the lid.
38:18I swear to God, just less than an hour ago, it was completely empty.
38:22This is black magic.
38:24This place is full of devils.
38:26We heard them crying out.
38:30Flog them both, we're wasting my time.
38:34No, sir! No!
38:37Sir!
38:48Now, how many fingers?
38:5147.
38:53Thank you, surgeon.
38:55You're welcome.
38:58You know, being blind there.
39:00It heightens other senses.
39:02I swear I smelled something.
39:04Yeah, not our spills smell.
39:08But now you have restored my sight.
39:11The smell seems gone.
39:16There you go, Pootie.
39:19Flashy.
39:19Well done, my friend.
39:21I shall see you all in the morrow.
39:29What's this idea about our boy fighting a duel tomorrow?
39:34Didn't take him long to get reckless now, did it?
39:37Now I've gotta go slash some other geezer's throat just to keep Jackie boy safe till we need to.
39:42Yeah, that's a very good idea.
39:43And make Dodger the main suspect.
39:46Get back down in the drains.
39:48Let me deal with this.
39:50If he dies tomorrow,
39:51all our plans started with him.
39:55Remember that.
40:15I've never witnessed a duel before.
40:17I've always wanted to.
40:18I've seen a pugilist batter another pugilist to death.
40:23And I rather enjoyed that.
40:24Where are you going to shoot him?
40:27I just want it over.
40:29However this turns out,
40:30I am mostly grateful to have known you.
40:32Yeah, life wants, Dodger.
40:34Life won't be the same without you, you idiot.
40:38It's as much as a priest officiating a duel.
40:44Now for God's sake,
40:45don't toy with him like you did with that Belgian in Antwerp,
40:49because that was horrible.
40:50And go for the heart.
40:51No more shooting in the face.
40:53A lot of these toffs prefer an open casket.
40:55Ah!
40:56The Rottingford dueling pistol.
40:58Your favourite, isn't it?
41:00Gentlemen.
41:02Are you prepared to settle this amicably?
41:04Don't you dare.
41:07Oh.
41:08Wonderful.
41:09Now that being the case,
41:10seconds, ensure the weapons are loaded.
41:17Has, er,
41:18Dr. Sneed made his funeral arrangements?
41:21He didn't believe that would be necessary.
41:23Oh, really?
41:24Well,
41:25we can always talk about that afterwards.
41:30You must take ten paces each turn and fire on my signal.
41:35All clear?
41:36Then let us proceed with the festive proceedings.
41:39Hmm.
41:40Come.
41:50Yeah.
41:53There.
42:03One.
42:05Two.
42:07Three.
42:08Four.
42:10Five.
42:11Six.
42:12Seven.
42:14Eight.
42:15Nine.
42:16Ten.
42:18This immediately!
42:21I'm killed.
42:23Rather unsportingly.
42:25That this town cannot survive without us two surgeons.
42:30Lower your weapons.
42:38Now, the rules are very clear.
42:40In circumstances such as these, these seconds must assume their place.
42:45What?
42:47Hold up.
42:48Is that a thing?
42:49I don't think that's a thing.
42:50No, no, Father, this is madness.
42:52Oh, it's all right.
42:52I don't think either is a suitable suitor.
42:54No.
42:54This is not how I want to view a duel.
42:57Now, in England, the second is usually thanked kindly for his time and then very often
43:03financially compensated for all the emotional stress.
43:05Everybody goes home happy.
43:07It's lovely.
43:08No.
43:08The governor is right.
43:10I'm from a good family, dating back to 1256.
43:13I withdraw my allegation.
43:14Please, stop this.
43:15I apologise unreservedly.
43:17No.
43:18Too late.
43:18Stop this.
43:19Honour must be served.
43:26George.
43:54One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, fire!
44:29Oh, this one looks inoperable, Dr. Dawkins.
44:32He will need a cane.
44:34Then if he survives.
44:37What do we have here?
44:38Is a miracle.
44:39A man injured in his quest for honour.
44:43He is also my head surgeon and will replace me in the future.
44:51For this reason, it requires the steadiest of hands, as I attempt the very dangerous procedure
45:01of amputating his leg a foot above the knee.
45:07Now, if you'll just bite down on this.
45:11Tim!
45:11Good ass!
45:13Help me.
45:14Half an hour ago, you wanted to kill me, so this does beg the question.
45:18What would you do in my position?
45:19I'll give you your job back.
45:20I guarantee, just please, don't let him amputate.
45:26Yes.
45:30Here, Puff, let me wipe your brow out.
45:34Apologies, gentlemen, there will be no show today.
45:37As you can see, the Professor is overcome with emotion.
45:41Later today, we'll be amputating Spencer Shaw's arm, which will be much more exciting,
45:44so come back for that.
45:45Really?
45:52Now, I assume you'll be maintaining your strong stance against anaesthetic.
45:56Give it to me, Danny.
46:00Thank you, Hattie, I won't need you for this one.
46:02You can turn to the Professor.
46:05Three trained professionals are in this room.
46:07One is the patient, the other is me.
46:10And one is a complete fool.
46:13Yes.
46:14Quite possibly.
46:25I'm sorry, I can't remember.
46:26Which leg am I cutting off again?
46:28Dog.
46:30Surely you're not removing his leg?
46:34No.
46:35Just removing the bullet, unfortunately.
46:39That's me, I'd be shaving off his eyebrow.
46:45You made the first incision.
46:58You made the first incision.
47:11Make the first incision.
47:11I'm I'm a god.
47:26And look in him.
47:27All right.
47:27Once more Suppose You'll be laughing.
47:27I need one, twenty minute.
47:27By the time.
47:28Yeah, you'll be flying off and tool abilities.
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