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00:01You know, I like you you are very drunk. Are you attracted to me? Yeah, yeah
00:07Remember trust no one unless they have a moose. Who sent you that? It's from my old foster sister
00:12I didn't know you're a foster kid. Did you see Steven over break? No, I think I'm done with him
00:18I am so relieved. I am so sorry about Christmas. It's a flower that you drew for Macy. Did you
00:24go to that party with her?
00:25She said that she could drive me back to campus. This other car came around the corner really fast
00:32It was Drew. Drew ran you guys off the road and then just from the west? Yeah. He can't get
00:37away with that. No, I know
00:38I know you fucked my best friend. This is it for us
00:42They told me she saw you and Diana together. I am done looking like a fucking idiot. You've been lying
00:47to Lucy all year
00:48You've been lying to her for months. What? About Macy. I heard the fact that your boyfriend's brother
00:53It may have been the reason she died. No, it really hurt her
01:02He's asleep
01:05He's asleep
01:06He's gonna be asleep right now. Literally, don't worry
01:22Hey, good morning
01:24Morning
01:33I'm gonna run some errands ahead of you guys
01:35So just try and leave before noon so you beat traffic
01:38Okay
01:40Hey, Evan
01:41Uh, thanks for inviting us all to the lake. It'll be really nice to get away
01:47Yeah, for sure. It's tradition
01:50See you guys
01:52See you
02:14If I told you things that did before told you how I used to be
02:22Would you go home with someone like me
02:29If you knew my story
02:31Ooh, whose birthday is it?
02:33Friend of mine.
02:35It's nice of you.
02:36Mind if I see some ID?
02:41Oh, it's yours.
02:43The Big 2-1, happy birthday.
02:46Now why on earth are you buying your own cake?
03:04Excuse me.
03:06Can I help you?
03:07Uh, no, I'm good, thanks.
03:10Does the family know you're here?
03:14The family?
03:15The family owns this house?
03:17I'm in contact with them and they never mention any guests coming.
03:23Uh, I don't think you know who owns this place because my family owns this place.
03:30You can call Greg if you like.
03:32Excuse me?
03:34Greg, the owner of the house you must be renting?
03:37Yeah, he goes way back with my family, back when he bought the house from my dad.
03:42See, we used to own both.
03:45Look, I'll give Greg a call.
03:47You can't be too careful.
03:48I get it.
03:48No, no, that's okay.
03:49Okay.
03:53We can stick around and see this night through
03:59And we don't care about the young folks
04:02Talking about the young star
04:05And we don't care about the old folks
04:09Talking about the old star too
04:20Oh my god
04:22No way
04:24This is so pretty
04:32This place is crazy
04:37I don't know why he's here
04:40It just feels fucked up being in a house with him all weekend
04:42Yeah, I know
04:43It was Wrigley's idea
04:44It's okay
04:45It's not going to ruin all weekend
04:46We're good
04:46Okay, listen up
04:48Just a few rules so my parents don't kill me
04:49Floors just got redone
04:51So please, everyone, take your shoes off
04:53Leave them at the front
04:54Uh, no glass by the pool
04:57Uh, make sure
04:58I shotgun the master
04:59Dude, I'm obviously in the master
05:01Now, rules of shotgun must be followed
05:02It's my house
05:03And I'm always in the master
05:05Yes, because you've always had a girlfriend
05:06But now you don't
05:09It's his birthday, Wrigley
05:13What are you doing?
05:14What?
05:16Oh, great
05:16Hey, big boy
05:17What are you doing?
05:20Wrigley, what are you doing?
05:27Oh, my goodness
05:28This is incredible
05:29What is this?
05:30This is a gypsum cat?
05:31Dude, what the fuck?
05:32Oh, guys
05:33Softest thing my gooch has ever touched
05:34Fine, fine, fine
05:36It's all yours
05:36Please, have you
05:37Oh, I've got
05:38I've got more surprises
05:41Fireworks and cocaine
05:45Oh, shoot
05:46You said no shoes in the house, huh?
05:50That's my bad
06:01Is that Cosette?
06:04Is that Cosette?
06:04Cosette!
06:05This is what we're thinking
06:05My girl
06:06We're gonna soak her
06:07And then we're gonna freeze her
06:08What is this?
06:09This is Cosette
06:10We found her in a thrift store in town
06:11Freshman year
06:12And we were like
06:13We can totally destroy her
06:14Yes!
06:14It turns out it's really hard
06:16We had to crack a ball
06:16But we have been trying for three years
06:17Every time we come up here
06:18But this year
06:20Cosette will crack!
06:21Hey, hey!
06:22Hey, right?
06:30Hey!
06:31Hello
06:32Hello
06:32Hello
06:35Gorgeous
06:35I'm not photogenic
06:37Sure you are
06:39Look
06:42Pippa
06:43What?
06:44Look at me
06:44Oh my gosh, what's up?
06:49Cuties
06:49Okay, you have to send those to me
06:51So I can make a Facebook album
06:52Of course
06:54Hey, guys
06:55Get in the photo
06:56For Facebook
07:00Okay
07:02Come on
07:02This is my good sign
07:03I'll be there
07:04Ready?
07:07Three, two, one
07:11Got it
07:17Happy birthday
07:19I'm glad you were born
07:21Thanks
07:26Drute, you got water in everyone's drinks
07:28Can you not?
07:30Jesus
07:33I'm rethinking this
07:34Just let me focus, please
07:35I don't think it's gonna work, Ridley
07:40No, water expands
07:42This is science
07:42Well, that's only if it absorbs the water
07:45And it won't
07:46Because it's a bowling ball
07:47I'm sorry
07:48I took intro to chemistry twice
07:50What did you guys do
07:51It used to be physics
07:51With Cosette
07:52It used to be physics?
07:53Well, Cosette has been relegated
07:55To an icy, watery grave
07:58No, no, no, give me sex
08:00Give me sex
08:00Stop
08:02Paper towels
08:02Yes, ma'am
08:03Yeah, yeah, yeah
08:04Yes, ma'am
08:05Can I?
08:06Thank you
08:08Sorry
08:09Hey, um, Evan
08:10Where's the linen closet?
08:12I wanted to get some fresh pillowcases
08:14Down the hall to the left by the screen
08:18I feel very spoiled here, Evan
08:21Our room has a massage chair in it
08:22Oh, you got the room in the back?
08:24That's good
08:25I was hoping you'd get that one
08:26It's the most soundproof
08:30It's a joke
08:31It's a good one
08:32Oh, come on
08:32If I compose, you compose
08:33You're a lot prettier than I am
08:35So
08:40Bree, come try these
08:44Wow, thank you
08:45Very good
08:46Very strong
08:47Oh, really good
08:49I want a picture with you
08:50Yeah, Evan
08:51Yo
08:51Can you take a picture?
08:53Uh, yeah
08:54Smile, it's for mom
08:55Okay
08:57One, two, three
09:00Aw
09:00Yeah, it's good
09:01All right, thank you
09:01Yeah, sure
09:06What are you doing?
09:10It'll totally fall off the ceiling
09:12I promise
09:12Uh-huh
09:14I'm kind of obsessed with these things
09:16What, Slimmy hands?
09:17Yeah
09:17When I was a kid
09:18They were, like, the one toy I could buy myself
09:21And they always had them in those little vending machines
09:23But it seems like you like them even more than I did
09:28No, I hate them, actually
09:31Then why do you have this pathologically large collection of them?
09:34Ah, it's stupid
09:37Oh, my God
09:38Did anyone get you a birthday cake?
09:40Yeah, I got one
09:41It's in the fridge
09:42You got your own birthday cake?
09:45Why do people keep acting like that's weird?
09:47You're funny
09:48You have even lower expectations of our friends than I do
09:54You, uh, you play football?
09:57Oh, yeah, for like a season
09:59Then I quit
10:01Really?
10:02Why?
10:03Because that's what I do
10:04I quit things, according to my dad
10:09I'm joking
10:11I just mean
10:12I haven't quite figured out what I want to do yet
10:15And, uh, I think sometimes that
10:18Worries my parents
10:20You've only been old enough to drink for, like, 12 hours
10:23So
10:24I think you've got some time
10:27Yeah, I guess no one ever framed it like that before
10:29It's true
10:34Sorry!
10:35Very sorry, my bad
10:37My bad
10:37Shit
10:39I wish Wrigley would tone it down
10:41A little
10:43It's just
10:43For some reason being here
10:44He's so much
10:46Uh, louder
10:47Mm
10:48Than he's on campus
10:50Yeah, his campus is a lot bigger
10:51Guys
10:53This house is policial
10:55I mean
10:56What do Evan's parents do for a living?
10:59I'm betting they're finance people
11:01It's just so crazy that Evan's still so nice
11:05Yeah, it's crazy
11:05If I had that much money, I'd be a raging cunt
11:08Every day
11:08Intentionally
11:09He's great
11:12Aw
11:14I just want to, like, jump on him, you know?
11:18But he's, like, giving me friend vibes
11:20Like, I don't know
11:21Like, maybe I imagined anything else
11:24No, no, no, no, no, he likes you
11:25He just forgot how to do this
11:26Because he's had a girlfriend
11:27For the past two years
11:30Brie, you have to take a picture of us
11:31In this insane bathroom
11:33Okay, get in the tub
11:34In the tub?
11:35Yeah, get in the tub
11:37Okay
11:37Top of the shoes
11:39Okay
11:39Yes
11:40Oh, yes
11:41Oh my God, I can see your underwear
11:45Sorry
11:46They're flashing a poussoir
11:47What?
11:48What?
11:49I don't know
11:50I'm taking French 101
11:51I feel like pussy
11:52Is poussoir
11:54In French
11:56Nice
11:57Gotta savor this
11:58Yeah, exactly
12:00Cheers
12:00Cheers
12:00Oh, thank you
12:02Cheers
12:02Cheers
12:02Cheers
12:03Cheers
12:03Cheers
12:04Cheers
12:05Cheers
12:05Cheers
12:05Cheers
12:05Cheers
12:06Cheers
12:06Poussoir
12:07Mm-hmm
12:08Who have you been texting?
12:10Tallyhole
12:13Oh, shoot
12:14Oh, my God
12:15Oh, my God
12:16Wrigley, what the fuck?
12:18Wrigley
12:19He's such a fucking idiot
12:21I hope you can
12:22Fuck
12:22Can we help, Evan?
12:24No, it's okay
12:25Wrigley
12:25Oh, my God
12:26Stop
12:28Oh
12:38You know, you're not at a frat party, right?
12:43This always happens when Wrigley does coke
12:45Do you want me to talk to him?
12:46It's fine
12:46Could you get the chairs for me?
12:50I'm so sorry, dude
12:51I thought it was gonna hit the ground
12:55If it was gonna hit the table, I wouldn't have thrown it, obviously
12:58It's fine
12:58Yeah
12:59It's not
13:01Tell your parents I'm an idiot
13:02And I'm gonna buy another table
13:05I'm gonna get some water
13:06Thank you
13:11Hey
13:13That's a really cool penis
13:14Evan never said anything about, you know
13:16Nudity in the house rules
13:17Yeah
13:18I know you love your body
13:19Because you spend so much time on it
13:21But one day those massive pecs
13:22Are gonna turn into Bob bitch tits
13:25I'd rather not look at them right now
13:39Hey birthday boy
13:41Hey
13:43This must be your best birthday yet, huh?
13:47Yeah
13:47Yeah, just be...
13:49Yeah, I'm sorry
13:51I'm sure everyone will tone it down tomorrow
13:53Hopefully
13:54Ooh
13:56Well, you know, once Wrigley gets into the coke
13:58It's usually down there from there
14:00Yeah
14:01Yeah
14:02Can I grab it?
14:03Yeah
14:12Look
14:15Glittery eyes
14:16Trip you gave them to me
14:18I think you owe it to the glitter
14:20To have a good night
14:24Are you not getting enough attention?
14:32I'm sorry
14:32I'm just trying to cheer you up
14:35I don't need you to
14:35Thanks
14:48Okay
14:48I put my clothes on
14:50Now can we be best friends again
14:51And do some cocaine?
14:54Come on
14:57Wow
14:58Yeah
14:59Okay, okay, okay
15:00Okay
15:01What?
15:01Call me crazy
15:02I feel like Cosette is like a sloppy metaphor for the female college experience
15:08What do you mean?
15:10Well
15:12She's pink
15:14And they're trying really fucking hard to destroy her
15:17Oh god
15:23Drew's been doing better
15:25Yeah, man
15:26Yeah, he really is
15:29You know, it was weird growing up
15:31He was never a sad kid
15:33Ever
15:34So
15:36Seeing him like that
15:39Really freaked me out
15:41Yeah
15:42Of course
15:43It's been really fucking hard for me
15:45You know
15:48You've been a really good friend
15:50Thank you, man
15:51Yeah
15:52Jesus, I'm being cheesy
15:54Yeah
15:59So you and Lucy are like the real thing now, huh?
16:01Yeah
16:04That's great, man
16:05I'm happy for you
16:06Leave the Diana drama behind
16:08Jesus
16:11Let's not talk about Diana
16:16Um, it's Heather
16:19Hi
16:22Um
16:35Look, I decided to have fun
16:38Hey
16:39You're not still mad at me, are you?
16:41No
16:42Hey, Evan
16:44Evan, are there like bears here?
16:46Uh, yeah
16:47Yeah, yeah, they are actually
16:49Scary
16:49Mooses too
16:51Mooses, moose
16:52What's the plural for moose?
16:54Mace
16:56You wouldn't know that
16:59That postcard your sister sent you?
17:01Um, what?
17:03Bree doesn't have a sister
17:05Oh, shit
17:08I'm really sorry
17:10No, that's fine
17:13Yeah, my old foster sister
17:16She sent me a postcard last semester
17:19It's nothing
17:20It's stupid
17:21You were fostered here?
17:23Yeah
17:23But it's not a big deal
17:25It's just you never mentioned it
17:27Well, that's because it was just never brought up
17:30It's not like it's a secret
17:31Bree
17:32Do we have to do this right now?
17:34You know, hot tub
17:36I'm really sorry
17:37I thought you told them already
17:38No, it's fine
17:40I'm tired, actually
17:42I'm gonna go to bed
17:49Yeah, I think I'm gonna call it a night too, actually
17:54You wanna go upstairs?
17:56Yeah
18:00Good night, Drew
18:03Wait
18:08You alright?
18:10No, not really
18:11Are you okay?
18:12I'm watching Drew just go on with his life like nothing happened
18:17It's not just what he did to Macy
18:19I mean, he could have killed you
18:20You can't focus on him
18:22It's gonna drive you insane
18:24Driving you insane, Macy's dead and he just gets to have fun and try to fuck up a bowling ball
18:29I know
18:31I think we should tell Macy's parents about Drew
18:34I really do
18:35He ran you guys off the road
18:36I can't stop thinking about it
18:37I can't stop thinking about her
18:38I think about her all the time
18:40All the time
18:41And we should just tell them
18:43And then they can decide what to do with it
18:45But I can't know this information and not say anything that's fucking with my head
18:49And it's not fair for them to live their lives thinking that their daughter was just reckless drunk
18:53And it's not true
18:54Okay, I get it
18:55Macy wasn't like that
18:56I know, I know, I know
18:58I just feel so guilty hiding this
19:00If we tell Macy's parents, it's just more attention
19:05I'll talk to the police
19:07It won't just be an accident anymore
19:10People will start asking questions about that night
19:13And I was there, Lucy
19:14That could ruin my life
19:15I know, I know you were there
19:17But you did not do anything wrong
19:19You were scared
19:19People won't see it that way
19:24I just
19:25I would keep him away from Bree
19:29You noticed that, right?
19:31Yeah, yeah
19:31I thought I saw them flirting
19:33Yeah, I'm really trying to make it happen
19:35He wants her to get laid
19:36Fuck
19:37Brinkley, he should be focusing on his own shit
19:39Yeah
19:39He hasn't even realized
19:40Pico's been texting someone all weekend
19:44I'm sorry
19:45I'm sorry that I keep bringing this up
19:47And I'm
19:47I'm
19:48I know this is
19:50So much worse for you
19:52I know that
19:53It's easier than you're here
19:54You care about me, right?
19:59You know me too
20:24Hey
20:26Morning
20:28Morning
20:34Look
20:37I feel like shit about last night
20:39I really wasn't trying to embarrass you
20:42I wasn't embarrassed?
20:44Do you think it's embarrassing?
20:46What?
20:47No
20:47No, no, no, no
20:48That's not what I'm saying at all
20:50I could just tell that you were, you know, obviously upset
20:54Yeah, yeah
20:56But I wasn't embarrassed
20:59I just, I like being able to tell people things on my own terms, you know
21:04And now they think I was hiding it
21:06And that's not what it was
21:08I just
21:10I don't go around telling people my business if they don't ask
21:13Because everyone's still wrapped up in their own shit anyway
21:16That if they want to know more
21:18They'll make that clear
21:20Okay
21:22But you know, I honestly think nobody would care
21:26You not saying anything kind of makes it a bigger deal than it is, you know?
21:30You don't understand what I'm trying to say
21:33I'm trying to though
21:34Ooh
21:35Hi
21:36Good morning
21:37Good morning
21:37We still doing Canoe Olympics today?
21:40Yeah, yeah, of course
21:41What is that?
21:42Two miles to the island
21:43Pee on the rock
21:44Two miles back
21:45Canoers must drink one beer per mile each
21:48And one beer on the island
21:50Oh, the rock looks like boobs
21:52That sounds so fun
21:54I think I'm going to stay at the house
21:57Hey, uh, Wrigley
21:58Can you not leave your brother for us to babysit?
22:01Okay
22:02What the?
22:03What is your problem?
22:04He's harassing Green
22:05You're, like, encouraging it
22:06She's not interested at all
22:08Okay, he blew it
22:09Especially after Welcome Week
22:11What part of Welcome Week are you referring to?
22:17When he ghosted her
22:19It sucked
22:26Hey
22:28You're going to come with us
22:29All right, don't be a pussy
22:35I don't know what's going on with her
22:36But Lucy's hating on Drew
22:37And I don't want her to start spiraling
22:39What do you mean?
22:40Oh, come on
22:42I'm sure you've noticed
22:42No, I actually haven't
22:44I don't know what reality you're living into
22:46But your girlfriend's texting someone else
22:47Right in front of your face
22:48And you're worried about Lucy
22:49Sorry, what?
22:49By the way, dude
22:50We invited Brie here for Evan
22:52And Drew's hanging all over her
22:54Like, really
22:55No, Evan
22:56Evan's not interested in Brie
22:57What does it matter if Drew's talking to her?
22:59Oh my God
22:59It's his birthday
23:01You should really talk to him
23:02I think he's getting annoyed
23:04Really?
23:05Yeah
23:06Really?
23:07Yeah, really
23:10All right, boys
23:12Drew
23:12You're in the canoe with me
23:14Let's ride
23:14This bitch
23:16Evan, get the cooler
23:18Evan, get the cooler
23:35Wow, that is strong
23:39Hey, um, did you talk to Brie here on that last night?
23:42No, I haven't
23:43Have you?
23:43No, I don't know
23:44I don't know if she wants us to talk to her about it
23:46Hey
23:47Hey
23:48Hey
23:48It is so beautiful out here
23:51So beautiful
23:52Do you want?
24:00This is bullshit
24:01You guys are so uncomfortable
24:02What?
24:03No, we're not
24:05Okay
24:07I had a single mom
24:08Who was really young
24:09I had a lot of issues
24:11So she tried to take care of me
24:13But she couldn't
24:14So then I went to go live with my grandma
24:17But she died
24:18So I went back with my mom
24:19But that was a mess
24:20So I wound up in a foster family
24:23I've been in three different homes
24:25Two of them were great
24:26One of them wasn't
24:27And now I'm an adult
24:31Brie, you could have told us
24:33We love you
24:34Yeah, but
24:36When did you guys ever ask about my family?
24:40You talked about your family a little bit
24:42Like, your mom does retail
24:44Yeah, she does do retail
24:47As far as I know
24:48I'm sorry
24:48I don't even know what I'm saying
24:49We're assholes
24:50And we should have
24:53Asked about you
24:53That's crazy
24:54Yeah, no
24:55We're the worst
24:56You're not
24:57You guys are just busy thinking about other things
25:03Change the subject
25:04Okay
25:07Go
25:07It seems like Drew's been following you around all weekend
25:11But if I had to choose
25:12I prefer you with Evan
25:14Maybe I should play matchmaker
25:15I can't believe how far ahead your brother is
25:21He's a beast
25:22Hey, is Lucy mad at me about something?
25:25Lucy?
25:27Um
25:28No, she hasn't said anything
25:29Why?
25:32Are you worried
25:33Pippa told her or something?
25:34Because she definitely didn't
25:36Lucy doesn't know anything
25:39Wait, what?
25:41No, I'm just saying
25:44Lucy doesn't know about the accident
25:45Pippa didn't tell her
25:46But
25:48Pippa doesn't know about the accident
25:50Does she?
25:54Steven, what the fuck
25:55Calm down, calm down
25:56Look forward, look forward
25:57Look forward
25:57You're gonna capsize us
25:58Stop
26:00It's fine
26:01Completely fine
26:02Fuck, sorry, dude
26:03I really thought he told me
26:04Told me what?
26:07He told Pippa
26:09Like ages ago
26:10I don't even think they were officially together
26:12Are you serious?
26:13Don't worry
26:14She's not gonna tell anyone
26:15But if I were you
26:16I wouldn't trust him with everything anymore, you know?
26:18Yeah
26:18And what if he breaks up with her?
26:23I'm trying
26:24Hey
26:27So what's your deal with Brie?
26:30What do you mean?
26:31We're friends
26:32So you don't see her as anything else?
26:34Nah, I mean
26:35I see her
26:36She's gorgeous
26:37But
26:38Okay
26:38Because Steven told me
26:40That there might be something
26:40Between you and her
26:41And I see Drew making moves
26:44I feel like it might be good for him
26:47Steven thinks there's something
26:48With me and Brie
26:49Yeah
26:51The fuck does he know?
26:52You know?
26:54What?
26:54Did she say anything?
26:55I don't know the details
26:57Are you gonna shotgun her?
27:00What?
27:01What are you talking about?
27:02She's our friend, Wrigley
27:03I'm not gonna shotgun
27:04Are you serious?
27:05I don't want Drew to mess anything up
27:07If you're into her
27:08But if you're not
27:09Then I want to let him know
27:10That he has the green light
27:11Well, so you want me to call dibs on her
27:13Just in case I might be interested later?
27:16Unless you're okay with Drew making a move
27:19I just don't want things to get messy
27:21Well, yeah
27:23I guess tell him not to then
27:26Oh, so you are calling shotgun
27:28Yeah, whatever, dude
27:29Shotgun, I guess
27:31Alright, cool
27:31That's all I need to do now
27:40Look, look, look
27:41Here we go
27:42Here we go, look out
27:59No, no, no, no
28:01No, no, no
28:02No, no, no
28:02No, no, no, no
28:03Hurry up
28:07Hurry up
28:09Come on
28:10Eat these fuckers
28:12Let's go, baby
28:26Let's go, baby
28:29My ass, you fucking losers
28:32Yes
28:34I am the king of the sea
28:37I am the king of the sea
28:39Oh, hey
28:41Evan has officially called shotgun on Bree
28:44Let it be known
28:45Let it be known
28:46Nobody needed to shotgun her
28:47She's not a sea in the car
28:51Oh, what?
28:52Come on
28:52Yeah, that's what I said
28:56It's just a phrase
28:59It's fucking around
29:00Come on
29:00That's fucking
29:11Whore
29:12Whore
29:13Whore
29:13Whore
29:14Whore
29:14Whore
29:16Whore
29:17Fuck at me
29:17Give me a drink
29:18Oh, you
29:19Give me a drink
29:19Give me a drink
29:21Fuck yeah, Jack
29:23New rule
29:25Okay
29:25Everyone has to
29:27Pull out their phones
29:28And
29:29You're going to pass it to the person
29:31To your left
29:32And then they have to read your last text message
29:34Or you have to finish
29:35Okay, wait
29:36What?
29:36No, fuck
29:37No, fuck that
29:38I'm not doing that
29:39Oh, what's wrong?
29:40What's wrong with your texts?
29:41Are they that bad?
29:42Dude, come on
29:43Let me just read your text
29:43No, I finished my drink
29:44So I don't have to
29:46Alright, um
29:47My turn
29:49Five
29:50Never have I ever
29:53Never
29:53Never have I ever
29:54Cheated on someone before
30:03What?
30:05You've cheated on people?
30:10On everyone
30:13Except for you, probably
30:15I don't know
30:17I've never cheated on you
30:18Why I'm like
30:20Special or something
30:22Yeah
30:25Okay
30:27Jack
30:29Brewmaster
30:30Every time
30:32Bree drinks
30:35Drumroll please
30:38She has to kiss Evan
30:50You really have to
30:54You really have to
31:09What's the rule?
31:14Aww
31:14I like it
31:16I do like it
31:17But I want to feel
31:18More heart between you guys
31:19I'm just trying to
31:21Make love happen
31:21Oh my god
31:26Oh wow
31:30Never have I ever
31:34Menstruated
31:35Cheap shot
31:35I never have
31:37I never have
31:38Please drink
31:38You got a kiss
31:40And you got to
31:41Get some tongue in there
31:42Because the people
31:44Want to show
31:48That's good
31:50Can you take a picture of us?
31:52Sure
31:59Steven you should
32:00Totally make that
32:01Your profile picture
32:02Oh my god
32:03It might
32:09Oh
32:11That's
32:11Thumbs
32:12Bree
32:12You know what that means
32:15Rules are rules
32:18Oh come on
32:19That wasn't a kiss
32:20Nice
32:21That wasn't a kiss
32:22Alright look
32:23I think I'm done
32:24These rules are fucked up
32:26Voter check
32:26Show me a piece
32:27Hey stop it
32:28What the fuck is wrong with you?
32:30Sick of this shit
32:34She did not like my rule
32:36Hey Lucy
32:38Let's get you some water
32:39No I have to go
32:41Apologize
32:41I'll get you
32:42No no no
32:42I got it
32:44No I got it
32:45No it's okay
32:45I just have to pee
32:46That's all
32:50Thank you for staying with me
32:52While I pee
32:53It's all good
32:54My poussoir
32:56I feel like
32:58Girls should always
32:59Go to the bathroom together
33:00You know
33:01Like
33:03Especially while we're drinking
33:04We should do that
33:06Okay you know
33:07I'll watch you pee anytime
33:09So
33:10Oh
33:11That's like a lot of
33:13Your pee hands
33:14That's okay
33:20Are you sure you're okay?
33:23Cause I
33:24Just kind of
33:27Kind of seems like you're not
33:30I just think I drank a little bit more
33:33Than everyone did today
33:52I shouldn't have let Macy go to that party alone
34:03I shouldn't have let Macy go to that party alone
34:04It's okay
34:05There's no way that you could have known
34:08It's not okay
34:10It's not
34:11I was mean to her
34:12And I was a shitty roommate
34:14And
34:15And I hate that she went to that party alone
34:18Thinking that I was mean to her
34:23Hey
34:26I'm sorry
34:26We don't really
34:27Talk about this
34:29Maybe we should
34:35There's a lot
34:36Pippa
34:41What the hell was that?
34:51Holy shit
34:54What the fuck?
34:55It fucking blew her up, dude
34:57This is incredible
34:58You did it
34:59Did it hit you?
35:01You're bleeding
35:02Oh, he's fine
35:02He's fine
35:04Don't
35:04No, come on
35:05Just chill out
35:06And give me a hot
35:06Fuck off, dude
35:09Fuck all of you guys, alright?
35:12You've been telling me to chill all week
35:14And I can't fucking chill
35:16Look at how you act
35:18And you do it because you think
35:20I'll just deal with it
35:21And act like you're not complete fucking assholes
35:23But guess what
35:24You're all fucking assholes
35:29You're not my fucking friends
35:32None of us are fucking friends
35:37We don't listen to each other
35:43We don't care about each other
35:51And I just have a feeling that us
35:53That's just how I'm gonna feel
35:54About each and every one of you
35:56Always
36:06What do you want to come inside?
36:07Stop telling me what the fuck to do, Steven
36:17Let's go inside
36:20Hey, Reed
36:33I don't know where Evan is
36:39Hey, wake up
36:40I am
36:42Evan?
36:45Evan?
36:49Evan?
36:52Evan?
36:54Evan?
36:56Evan, we're sorry!
37:00Evan?
37:03Evan?
37:07Hey, wake up
37:17I'm sorry.
37:18That's okay.
37:22Did you fall asleep out here?
37:25I think I was trying to make my way back to campus.
37:28Right.
37:30Wait, don't try to stand up just yet.
37:33You might have a concussion.
37:41I think it got me when I was trying to kill her.
37:48Yeah, it's pretty bad.
37:54I'm sorry for yelling at everybody.
37:56Hey, they deserved it.
38:02I just feel so much pressure.
38:05What do you mean?
38:10Because everybody thinks I'm so nice.
38:15I'm sorry.
38:17You don't have to apologize.
38:20Our friends are stressful.
38:23I love them, but I feel like we just don't understand each other sometimes.
38:33I know what you mean.
38:34But you don't always have to be nice to them, you know?
38:38I'll still like you.
38:41Oh, yeah?
38:43Have you really not noticed how much I like you?
38:51I guess I'm an idiot.
38:53I haven't noticed a lot of shit.
38:58Should we try and go back?
39:03All right.
39:04I am gonna be good for this walk.
39:06Oh, yeah?
39:07Watch.
39:08Okay.
39:09Oh, fuck.
39:12Please help.
39:15You got it.
39:17Okay, just take it slow.
39:18Mm-hmm.
39:19All right.
39:21You don't have to answer this, but...
39:25What do your parents do for a living?
39:28My dad invented the materials used for slimy hands.
39:38Are you serious?
39:40Yeah.
39:45Oh, my God.
39:47Sorry, that's just...
39:49No, no, no.
39:50It's...
39:51It's pretty funny, actually.
39:54Happy birthday to you.
39:59Happy birthday to you.
40:05Happy birthday, dear Evan.
40:12Happy birthday to you.
40:18Hey!
40:20Thanks, guys.
40:22And look, uh, you know, Coke makes me a little crazy,
40:26so please don't take anything I said yesterday.
40:29Hey, hey.
40:29Don't apologize to these assholes.
40:31Your birthday was two days ago, and we're just now singing to you.
40:34Yeah.
40:35It was an epic weekend.
40:36And you alone conquered Cosette.
40:39Yeah, let me cut your slice.
40:41Nah, I think I'll get some later.
40:42I'm gonna ice my head.
40:44And, uh, since it's my birthday, you guys clean up.
40:47Oh.
40:48Okay.
40:49All right.
40:50Thanks.
41:00Well, you look really cozy.
41:02Ready to go?
41:03Got everything packed?
41:04Yeah.
41:05I'm just trying to savor this mattress before I have to go back to my dorm bed.
41:09What, your shoes on?
41:11Sorry.
41:13I guess I'm just kind of gross like that.
41:16Well, I can safely say that you are the least gross person in this house.
41:20Yes.
41:33Is this okay?
41:34Yes.
41:36Yeah, it's more than okay.
41:46Love of mine, someday you will die, but I'll be close behind.
41:55I'll follow you into the dark, no blinding light, or tunnels to gates of white.
42:04Just our hands clasp so tight, waiting for the hint of a spark.
42:11If heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied,
42:18Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs.
42:23If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks,
42:29Then I'll follow you into the dark.
42:36You and me, we've seen everything to see,
42:41From Bangkok to Calgary.
42:45And the soles of your shoes,
42:48They're all worn down.
42:51The time for sleep is now,
42:54But it's nothing to cry about.
42:57Cause we'll hold each other soon,
43:01In the blackest of rooms.
43:08If heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied,
43:15Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs.
43:20If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks,
43:27Then I'll follow you into the dark.
43:32And I'll follow you into the dark.
43:37In the dark now.
44:53All right, everybody ready?
44:57Fuck, this is all wet.
45:00Jesus, I borrowed this from school.
45:03somebody must have kicked it in the pool can i can see it maybe is the button working no hold
45:11it down nothing shit so many good pictures of us on there no let me see if i can go
45:21try it for you
45:38hey dude i'm sorry we got our balls crossed this weekend i know i can be an asshole but
45:45i got nothing but love for you come here you're safe yeah you too
46:20you know you've only got one change your ways while you're young
46:34boy one day you'll be a man
46:40oh girl he'll help you understand
46:48smile like you mean it
46:56smile like you mean it
47:04smile like you mean it
47:14oh no
47:16oh no
47:18oh no
47:22oh no
47:25oh no
47:26oh no
47:26oh no
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