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00:01Fire!
00:10Jack!
00:11Hawkins!
00:12I didn't help bust you out of prison so you could stand and watch.
00:21Quick sticks, boy.
00:22No, it's not sharp enough, though.
00:32Good.
00:38Help me.
00:39Right, Captain.
00:43One...
00:44Two...
00:45Three...
00:46Four...
00:48Five...
00:49Nine...
00:51Ten...
00:53Gadguards, need those quick fingers of yours.
00:57Stitch him.
00:59Pull the skin over.
01:01Right.
01:04Mother never taught you to sew.
01:06Never had one, sir.
01:13Catch him!
01:15Everyone catch him!
01:16Johnny!
01:22Stay with him, Jack.
01:23What do I do?
01:24Nothing.
01:25Intestinal wound is beyond our reach.
01:26She'll die before we're halfway through.
01:28Sir, what?
01:28I don't...
01:29Hold his hand and see him to the next life.
01:32What?
01:33Mm-hmm.
01:35What?
01:35What?
01:39Doesn't it?
01:43Lil .
01:51Yeah, he...
01:52A truck, yeah!
01:59That's so fun!
02:00He's running the game today, my little man, looks as though...
02:05Yeah, I'm here, touch the skin, you're looking kind of thin
02:09You need a little bit so you can impress everybody
02:18You're still living there
02:26Take a look around, see just what you're going to get inside
02:33Hey, hey, get here to the rim, get here to the rim
02:47Um, which way to the operating room?
02:56There's no one in there. And the women aren't allowed, ma'am.
03:08No, no, no, no, no, please, no, give me more time
03:12For God's sake, man, I cannot perform surgery without both of my hands
03:16It's a shame you didn't factor that before you took up cards, Jack
03:20You owe me what you owe me, and it's considerable
03:23Take his right hand
03:25Oh, hello, Mrs. Brennan
03:27Is that young Nathaniel I see there? He is growing apace
03:31I'll give you my word, and we'll have the funds soon
03:35What do you think, young Nathaniel? Do you think we can trust him?
03:38Nah
03:44I took this hand off another welcher earlier this morning
03:48I have rules
03:49See, I'll allow you the latitude of Wednesday
03:52You pay me in full by then, or this
03:59All right, if I have a hand
04:20The way Shive's been useful, isn't it?
04:22If I run a wire down to the main lever and add some of these small twirly things
04:28It's hard to see him mastering the subtlety of surgery with that thing, Timmy
04:32It'll be right
04:34I just made an arm out of a corset and a few forks
04:37You much of an orange eater, Dodge?
04:41I suppose
04:41Shame
04:46Do you manage to flog the rubies, yeah?
04:49Therein lies a hiccup, you see
04:50I'm not yet familiar with the comings and goings of this parish
04:53And if you hadn't set yourself up as a man of standing
04:56Rather than what you're born to
04:57You might have been able to steer me in a direction of use
05:01This is who I am
05:02This is all that matters to me
05:03Look, offence them
05:04You have me solemn oath
05:05It's just this is a shrunken town
05:07And I'm going to make myself a familiar
05:11I'm relying on you
05:32If you can't get the money by Wednesday then I lose my right hand
05:36My word is my bond
05:37The word and your bond are two very different islands with a vast ocean in between them
05:42Hands are too tricky, Jack
05:43Too many moving things
05:45Any chance you'll swap for a leg?
05:47Stumps are easy
05:51Perhaps you want to get that while you can still relish the sensation of a doorknob between your fingertips
05:56Funny
05:57Respectfully
06:05Just me, you think your day's reached its full potential
06:07Care for an orange, my dear?
06:09I've only learnt through trial and error that they display more sweetness with a skin off
06:14I've come here to train
06:16Horses
06:17This is all I could find in a hurry
06:20I'm afraid today's not a very good day for me
06:22See, I'm trying to resolve a personal issue
06:25What happens to be a very good day for me
06:28When do I start?
06:31Etty will introduce it to the other nurses and issue you with the uniform
06:35Oh, no, I'm not here to train as a nurse
06:39You are here to teach me the art of surgery
06:41That was never the deal
06:43That was precisely the deal
06:44Yet in return for me not handing you over to my father, the governor, the man with all the power
06:49and a lust for hanging
06:50You will do what I say
06:52Women cannot make surgeons
06:54Of course you can
06:55She does have both hands
06:56Thank you, Etty
06:57These are not my rules
06:59They are society's rules
07:02So you forget
07:03Here I am society
07:07Professor McGregor will never accept you
07:09Did you miss the part where I said I was the governor's daughter?
07:13I'm as close to royalty as it comes here
07:15Not in this place you're not
07:18Here, you start where everyone else starts
07:33Hold on
07:34Now, if your majesty would take this royal offering and 30 more like it and place it in the pit
07:40at the rear of the hospital, that would be excellent, thank you
07:42You take human excrement from sick people and dump it outside the door?
07:47Well, you may fashion a quilt from it, should you desire
07:50This place is horrendous
07:52Are you noticed?
07:53Has no one here heard of cleanliness?
07:56Have you not read the latest literature coming out about hygiene?
07:59We're a little busy here to get much reading done
08:01Oh, well then you are killing your patients
08:05This look would be safer living in a pig pen
08:09The first task of any doctor is not to panic their patients
08:13Now, I agree with you, the ward is less than savoury, but that is how the prof likes it
08:18The professor's a giant windy pop and an overcoat
08:21Do you agree on something?
08:23I refuse to work in there
08:25Fine
08:26Thank you for the honour of your visit
08:31I will need mops
08:32And I need to address the nursing and laundry staff
08:36And yes, some other clothes
09:01Dying and going to hell
09:03Look around you
09:05Scum
09:06Wastels
09:06And I am meant to save them
09:09Ah, defend them
09:10You know, I have to save their worthless souls
09:13You know, before I came here
09:15I rarely indulged in my basion
09:17I was known for my sobriety
09:20But I, the man of God, and even I do not abstain
09:23The surgery...
09:24Don't make me boke
09:26As does God
09:27Even they will shift that lot, then become the lord of the islands
09:32Everyone knows who they belong to
09:36Darius's wife
09:38And no one round here wants fine jewellery
09:41Take a look around you
09:43Well, what a sad sorrow of a country
09:45Filled with fine, upstanding Irish and London scoundrels
09:49And not a thing worth stealing
09:50Gold
09:52Rum
09:53Backy
09:54Shovels
09:55Coins
09:56Snitch me something they can use
09:58Bring him to me and we might talk
10:01Scrub every inch
10:03Every surface
10:06My soup
10:07Open up these windows
10:09They're in some actual air
10:11We are forbidden to do that, ma'am
10:12For fear of contagion and God's wrath
10:15God sees this is one giant cesspit
10:17Open them
10:20And what would ma'am have us do with these sheets?
10:24Um...
10:25Burn them
10:30I made an unbreakable vow to the lord
10:34That if my church becomes a cathedral
10:37And I, a bishop
10:38I will, thereafter
10:40Curtail
10:42My drink
10:42A solemn vow indeed
10:46But is it likely?
10:47Sadly, Port victory is not a place of pilgrimage
10:52There's nothing sacred in this dog-swilled country
10:56No, no relics, no icons, no saints, bones
11:01Just destitute criminals demanding absolution
11:05The real money
11:08Is with the Protestants
11:10Yes
11:10I have often wondered about conversion
11:13You can marry if you do
11:15Yes
11:16There's a downside to everything
11:27All that scrubbing has left you with a hole in your dress
11:29And look away
11:36Look away
11:37You know, I am aware of medical discoveries overseas
11:40It's just our head surgeon is not
11:42Blood and gore to him
11:44It's like a badge of honour
11:45And you're happy to go along with it
11:46Even if it's killing your patients
11:48He will turn everything you've done in there back to exactly the way it was
11:51And for a few days
11:53At least some of the people in there might survive
12:06You'll need a map of the human body
12:08How everything connects to everything else
12:10From the big toe all the way up to the top of the head
12:12So from the hallux to the cranium
12:16Digit phalanges, the tarsus, cress, patella, femur
12:19Well, no, it's about the internal organs as well
12:22Cerebellum, esophagus, lungs, heart, liver
12:25Or would you like the names in ancient Greek?
12:27I speak Greek and Latin
12:29Do you?
12:31I've never found the need to speak to dead Latins
12:34It isn't about the names
12:36You just said it was
12:38No, it is about looking into the face of a child
12:41Knowing they are going to die
12:42Knowing that there is nothing you can do to help them
12:47There are more things to medicine than death
12:50There is life
12:52And hope
12:55Well, I'm sorry I was not born into a life of wealth
12:57I do not have the luxury of being able to cause trouble
12:59And get away with it
13:00So really much better to be a common thief with your uncle
13:08Do you know how much they pay the surgeons here?
13:12Well, no, of course you wouldn't
13:13Why would you?
13:15Nothing
13:15I get free food and accommodation
13:19And how do you
13:20By gambling
13:21I play cards
13:22That's how I make my money
13:23And I'm pretty good at it
13:25Except last time I got cheated
13:26And now if I don't come up with a year's worth of income
13:29Then I get my hand cut off
13:32So that's why Fagin stole the gems
13:35You want to be a surgeon
13:38And expect nothing in return
13:49Hey, Dodge
13:50What do you know about Catholics?
13:52What are they on about?
13:54Have you managed to flog those rubies yet?
13:55Ice in hand
13:56There's a couple of details still begging
13:58What do you know about?
13:59Why?
14:00You seriously thinking about converting?
14:01It depends
14:02There may be something of a holy conflation
14:04Between money, bones and Catholics
14:07Well, then ask one of the nurses
14:08They're all mixed
14:09Jack
14:09I've got a sailor who drank some whitewash
14:13Why would you do that?
14:14I bet
14:15Painting his internals
14:16Mix him up in a medic
14:17And give him that bucket when you've emptied it
14:25Uh, sister
14:26Sister, excuse me
14:27Uh, I was wondering as a man
14:30On a journey of faith
14:31Whether I could talk to you about yours
14:33And do you think this is the right time to ask, do you?
14:37Do what the Pope says
14:38Be nice about the Virgin
14:39Go to confessional and tell him your sins
14:43What area of the body claims that one?
14:47Coccyx
14:47Yeah
14:48It's part of a woman's ass
14:50Left over a bit of tail
14:51Nellie Costa's tail, to be more precise
14:55Yeah, she was about to hang
14:57But the TB got her
14:59They hung a corpse anyway, so she learnt a lesson
15:03We are men
15:04First and foremost
15:07It was from our rib that woman was created
15:11We don't bow to women
15:13We are, by the grace of God, the superior being
15:18I'll see a woman cry and lift this over her head
15:22I'd love to see the nag and biddy do this
15:32Oh dear
15:38Just relax, Tinker, I think what you have here is a strangulated hernia
15:44Oh dear, no need to operate
15:47With my expertise I shall massage the tuberates back into place
15:52But the devil has happened here
15:55Where, where's my hospital gone?
15:59What is that odious smell?
16:02Cleanliness, sir
16:03It's apparently a new thing
16:04Are you responsible for this?
16:06Because if you were, your employment is terminated
16:09No, sir, the order came from on high
16:11Who on high?
16:12The governor's daughter
16:13She is insisting on it
16:15Lady Bell
16:17What are you doing here?
16:19My father sent me to observe
16:21I run this felicity at a gold standard
16:24I will have you know that one in every six of my patients
16:27Goes on to live a very full life
16:30Very impressive numbers
16:31Oh, I can't deal with this now
16:33My friend has a strangulated hernia
16:36I shall lay hands on them
16:39Prepare the surgical room
16:45Gentlemen
16:46What you have before you is a classically herniated groin
16:52With many lesser practitioners
16:54This procedure would prove impossible
16:56But sadly perhaps for you
16:59In the gallery, in my hands
17:01This procedure will prove brief
17:04And painless for my friends
17:07Pick them up, pick them up, pick them up
17:10And lay the patient on the table
17:26What are you doing?
17:29Oh
17:32Forgive me, Bishop
17:34I was overcome with religious zeal
17:40Now, I lower my friend's trousers
17:43And feel gently around the groin or area
17:47There
17:50Mmm, hello
17:52Sorry to put him in a touch there
17:55Yes, I can feel a sightable pertuberance
17:59To the right of the testicles
18:01Pass me the hernia tool
18:07Now
18:08I place the tool
18:11Gently
18:12Onto the skin
18:17Yes, well
18:18Well, in a church of this magnificence
18:22Surely you are the bishop
18:23Too far from Rome
18:26Oh
18:28Yes, well
18:29My own days training for the cloth were equally hard
18:32You're a priest?
18:34Find that hard to believe
18:37Yes, well
18:38These are the struggles of our faith
18:40What do we believe?
18:41I'm locking up now
18:42Oh, right
18:43Okay
18:44Well, I'll be on my way
18:45It's just, you see
18:46I do like to bless
18:47Each church that I visit
18:49With me holy relic
18:50Before I leave
18:52Oh, thank you, Bishop
18:53Oh, sorry, priest
18:56Relic?
18:58Yeah, this is just a standard complication
19:01Unless the blood
19:02Seats out
19:03Stop it, something, something
19:04What's happening?
19:05His bowel is falling out
19:06He can't stop it
19:07Well, do something
19:07Well, you have him all to be done
19:09Just to do a
19:10Pro abnormal medicine
19:13He will die if you don't do something
19:14Won't he?
19:15He'll die anyway
19:16It's abdominal
19:17We can't operate
19:18The pain alone will kill him
19:23Lowest of
19:25Broken
19:25And destitute
19:28I was a wanderer without purpose
19:31Till one day
19:32A holy man appeared to me
19:34On Mount Sinai
19:35Well, I thought you said
19:37You were in Jerusalem
19:40And told me to go forth
19:42Unto Jerusalem
19:43Where God would bestow upon me
19:44A great blessing
19:45But also
19:46A great burden
19:48And oh, would
19:50That I could
19:53Be rid of it
19:57Is this
19:58Real?
19:59It's as real as my faith
20:02And these
20:03Jewels
20:04Rubies
20:06The bone
20:07Who does that belong to?
20:09A martyred saint
20:09Which saint
20:11Saint Coxicks?
20:14I haven't heard of him
20:15Her
20:15You wouldn't have
20:16Very recent
20:17The better can get her hushed
20:19She had a power
20:20That can't be measured
20:21Three of the popes
20:22Owe their papacy
20:24To her
20:26Was she
20:27Touched
20:28The bones
20:28Very often
20:29I suspect
20:31But I can see
20:32That you're closing up
20:33Oh, no, no, no
20:34Stay, stay
20:34Let me break out
20:35The altar wine
20:38I'm so sorry
20:40Is there anything
20:41That you would like me to say
20:42It's your good wife
20:43I told you
20:44He refuses to eat the patient
20:45I wasn't thinking of the patient
20:47You tell her
20:48You're a murdering buffoon
20:51Who's killed me
20:52This is just normal behavior
20:53Someone in a state of shock
20:56Blood loss
20:57Will also cause
20:58You're sweating
20:58Sir
20:59Why are they manly tears
21:00For a comrade?
21:02Here
21:05Take over
21:07I've never done abdominal surgery before
21:09No one has
21:11He'll die anyway
21:11His bowel was around his knees
21:15Everybody out
21:16Go on
21:17Uh, Jim
21:18Can you deal with the prof
21:19Um
21:20I have no idea
21:21How much ether to use
21:22So experiment
21:23You might have been drinking
21:24And they'll be out for weeks
21:27Breathe in
21:35The idiot's perforated his bowel
21:37I'm gonna have to cut out
21:38This section here
21:39And then join it up
21:41Just a moment
21:46Hattie, scissors
22:06Staunch that blood
22:07I can't see a damn thing
22:09I can say to it
22:10Are you sure?
22:11I don't want you fainting on me again
22:12I'm fine
22:14Well, how's your needlework?
22:15Because I need you to stitch up the bowel
22:17Before I can feed it back in
22:18I do a lot of embroidery
22:43Why?
22:45Extraordinary, sir
22:46It was like you were in a trance
22:48It was like you were in a trance
22:48That is the word
22:49Like he was out of his body
22:50We thought your friend would die
22:52But somehow you took control and saved him
22:56It was a medical miracle
22:58Oh, you know, the three pillars
23:01Training, knowledge and experience
23:05And when that fails
23:07An instinct keeps in
23:10Remarkable
23:11I have almost no memory of how I achieved it
23:15Well, you were exhausted at the end
23:16And slept the sleep of the righteous
23:19If only you could have seen yourself
23:21As we saw you, sir
23:25That was truly something in there
23:28Will he live?
23:30I don't know
23:33But he survived the operation
23:34Which is
23:37Remarkable
23:40I doubt what we did in there
23:42Has ever been done before
23:48You were very good
23:52As were you
23:55Mind you, a good sergeant doesn't get dizzy
23:57Over the sight of blood
24:00That took me two years
24:01I'm perfectly fine with blood
24:07You did very well
24:11Nice embroidery on that bowel
24:15That's what we women are good for
24:25What we did today
24:29Was extraordinary
24:29I'm sorry
24:30All right
25:02I enter with goodly news.
25:05Thank God you sold the rubies.
25:06Not in so many words.
25:08There is only one word, Fagin. It's yes.
25:10But now I have access to some bees and honey.
25:14How much bees and honey? 26 pound worth?
25:17Well, that depends on the scratchings in the Sunday collection plate.
25:21But you sold the rubies to a church?
25:22No, I loaned them temporary storage till I can find a real buyer.
25:27Which church?
25:28Church of the Holy Mix, in return for which I get the takings of five collection plates.
25:34So five Sundays?
25:36Fagin, I need the dosh by Wednesday.
25:38And the Mix, they don't have any cash.
25:40They're all ex-cons or soldiers who've blown away all their pay.
25:43This is God telling us to get back to the ways that we know best.
25:46I'm not going back to thieving.
25:48You used to live for it once in the blood.
25:51I saved a man's life today.
25:53Oh, yes.
25:54That only yesterday would have died.
25:55I performed surgery never before attempted in this country.
26:02There is a whole world opening up for me.
26:05But I need these.
26:08Well, you know I'll give up my own meat hooks to save you.
26:12Excellent.
26:12I accept.
26:13Let's go off with them now.
26:14I did.
26:14They wouldn't take them.
26:15No, you didn't.
26:16In a manner of speaking, I did.
26:17I implied.
26:18Again, no, you didn't.
26:19Because you'd never do anything for me.
26:20You've never done anything for me.
26:22And I'm bloody sure you're taking more than five collection plates.
26:24Oh, don't you.
26:26Come on, you hurt me to the core.
26:28We're cut from the same glass, thicker than blood.
26:30No, you and I have nothing in common.
26:32Our history.
26:34Yeah, well, you burnt that when you left me rotting in Newgate.
26:37What else?
26:39Oliver Twist.
26:42What about him?
26:44We both equal hate him.
26:46Well, yeah, what everyone hates Oliver Twist is a wet lettuce.
26:49That by no means qualifies us as having anything in common with one another.
26:54No, I'd know what you'd do, Fagin.
26:57You'd stand by again and watch as I go down.
27:03Except this time, I'm not going to burn alone.
27:11Me thoughts I heard the robin's lark midst the noise of day.
27:20But twas in jest a canine's bark.
27:24My companions called to play.
27:29But then, methinks, I heard a different cry.
27:32That seemed to winged emanate from the sky.
27:37Oh, oh, oh.
27:40Oh, oh.
27:54Open fire.
27:56Cannons.
27:58Are you finished?
28:00Thank God.
28:01Good.
28:01Good.
28:02Very good.
28:03Yes, wonderful, heady stuff.
28:05Much, much to ponder.
28:07Yes.
28:07Now, honoured guests, family, dearest companions.
28:11I know, like me, you must be moist with anticipation, wondering what treat is behind these curtains.
28:17With the help of Mr. Smales and our domestics, it is my honour to present a series of tableaus based
28:22on famous art masterpieces.
28:24You think Father would mind awfully me using the hunting rack for the nerves?
28:27First, we immortalise Michelangelo's famous painting of Leda and the Swan.
28:33There.
28:36Where?
28:37Where?
28:37What do you think?
28:39There's blood on your shoe.
28:41Yes, sir.
28:43Are you well, my dear?
28:49Extraordinary.
29:04Will you ever spend the whole night with me?
29:08Go back to sleep.
29:34In a time of trial, when the soul is knitted up with cares, we must turn inside ourselves and find
29:43our strength, only when we be whole and pure again.
29:48Amen.
29:55How long before these blessings of St. Coxicks begin to work?
30:00It began the moment your hand touched its divine power.
30:04Just keep it locked in that cage.
30:07Actually, on second thoughts, on special occasions, just lie there and hold it to your chest.
30:15And let me take over some of your more priestly duties.
30:27Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
30:30I have committed sins of thought and deed.
30:33Of rage and torment.
30:38I see the way men look at my sweet Peggy.
30:43I want to wring their necks until their eyes pop and their brains explode from their nostrils.
30:58And now I must leave my innocent rows for three days, alone in that building, with 100 soldiers arriving for
31:10their monthly pay.
31:15I can save them hands of yours, don't you?
31:18But you've got all 26 pounds.
31:19And so much more.
31:22No, not from one collection, right?
31:23No, more from information shared in the sanctity of the confession box, but it is a laid-down hand.
31:29Do you have the money, yes or no?
31:30Yes, I do.
31:31Yes, I do.
31:32It's just a question of collecting it.
31:34Good.
31:35Where from?
31:36From the military barracks.
31:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
31:38Hear me out.
31:39Hear me out.
31:39All we've got to do is break into the military quarters, slip past a guard or two, stroll into Gaines's
31:46abode where his missus is in the gentle arms of Morpheus, pinch the payload, and you will be scoffing scones
31:52and cream with two hands.
31:54And that will be my last meal.
31:56I told you what a madman Gaines is.
31:58Yes, I know.
31:58He opened up to me intimately.
32:00He's going away for three days.
32:02I've got it all planned out.
32:03Solid, copper-bottomed, foolproof.
32:06You never plan anything.
32:07You just make stuff up on the spot and then you hang people out to dry.
32:11No, no, no.
32:12You see before you, a changed man.
32:14I am growing, Dodge.
32:16Please.
32:16Please, grow with me.
32:18No, I've made that mistake once before.
32:20You know, you never truly leave the old ways behind.
32:23You used to positively squeal with delight after a heist.
32:27Grab a little smile from here to here.
32:29I do not squeal.
32:31In that case, bid a fond farewell to your hand.
32:34Because without it, you might as well be talking to the lid.
32:51Strong stuff, this.
32:52Clears you right out.
32:54Sure you need all of it?
32:56Yes.
32:56I've been backed up something awful.
32:58Time to fire a cannonball through me bells.
33:10Bless you.
33:12May the good Lord protect you tonight.
33:15As you drink in all the holiness you can manage.
33:20Come on, drink up, let's.
33:23Tell me there were two guards, there's five.
33:26Two, five?
33:27What's the difference?
33:28Three.
33:31Let's scale that tree, hedge along the wall.
33:34Find somewhere soft to break my fall,
33:36take out one of the guards,
33:36nick his keys and open the gate.
33:38Now you wait here.
33:54On the other hand, you could always enter by the gate.
34:01My dear, stressful night.
34:04I think they're all dying.
34:05Is it the plague?
34:06I heard you had some trouble,
34:08so I notified the young doctor immediately.
34:10Doctor?
34:14There's been a shocking outbreak of the dyspepsias
34:16among some of our brave lads.
34:18I wondered if you could be of assistance.
34:20Can he come straight through?
34:24After you.
34:27Get these men some fluids.
34:33What did you do?
34:33A little bit of that medication
34:35you gave to the pale swallower the other day.
34:37How much did you give them?
34:38Just a cup or two.
34:39Pigs are powerful and wallop.
34:41You're only supposed to give them a teaspoon.
34:44First do no harm.
34:50Easy as plucking a winkle out of a pigeon's ear.
35:01What do you think you're doing?
35:04Just checking the strong group up.
35:06Hurry.
35:07I'm entertaining my...
35:08cousin.
35:25Shadows.
35:27Elfra's best friend.
35:35George.
35:36George.
35:40Oh, oh, what?
35:42It's a bloody durek, Jensen.
35:46Bloody durek, Jensen.
35:49Neither of us do, Saves.
35:51Did you not think to check that?
35:52I can't plan everything.
36:04It's empty.
36:06Yeah.
36:07I noted that.
36:09Someone hid it before us.
36:11Scarborough.
36:13This way.
36:16Shh.
36:17Shh.
36:18Shh.
36:20Shh.
36:21Shh.
36:21Shh.
36:22Shh.
36:22Shh.
36:35Come, my wild man.
36:35Shh.
36:37Hmm.
36:46Come, my wild man.
36:51Hmm.
36:51Ah!
37:47Oh, my God.
37:55This is not the London I knew.
37:58Where's the fog?
37:59Where's the constant drizzle?
38:02I kept the joy in.
38:03You know, it's all blue skies and not enough scratch.
38:07It's aging me.
38:13I suppose this watch ought to be worth a penny or two.
38:18Tuppence.
38:21That wouldn't even save me a finger.
38:24It did display a certain bounteous vigour.
38:27We could always blackmail the codger.
38:29How?
38:30By telling them we broke in to steal their payload.
38:33And they'd hang us up along with Darius.
38:38How much is in your collection plate?
38:41Two pounds, two shillings and three pence.
38:44Great.
38:45So only 23 pounds short then.
38:50Morning.
38:52I made another one for you, Jack.
38:54I got it to hold an egg before.
39:03Still a while to go.
39:05Might take myself back to the what's you do, but I made Darius.
39:10Darius.
39:11Darius doesn't have an artificial hand.
39:14No.
39:16Strange, that.
39:18He wanted it for something else.
39:20Had to go under his Benjamin.
39:23Is that some sort of magic trick, he said?
39:33That trick we used to play on the old geezers down in Leicester Square.
39:36The money roll.
39:37Yeah.
39:38You reckon you can make two pound, two shillings and threepence look like a 26 pound roll?
39:42Depends how long we play the bluff.
39:44No better. Can you make it look like two rolls?
39:46Now that would require...
39:49Art bullets.
39:51Tim.
39:52Show us exactly how this apparatus works.
39:55No.
40:20Forgive me, whoever or whatever is up there.
40:27I've done so much terrible and wrong in this life, and I knows it.
40:34And I ain't apologising, cos you and I know I'll be doing the same again tomorrow.
40:38And you give me this nature, so...
40:41It's as much your issue as it is mine.
40:44And if it be any comfort, there's scarce a night goes by where me dreams don't rattle me something awful.
40:54None more than what I did to Jack when he was a little.
40:57He knows what I did.
41:00And you know what I might have to do to him in the future.
41:02But for tonight, I am asking, humble-like, watch over him.
41:12I need him with both his hands.
41:22That's it.
41:27Have a good night, God.
41:38Nice.
41:40Yeah.
41:41As long as we move quickly and he doesn't notice the old bit of hospital bandage and organ music, we
41:45should be fine.
41:50Well, well, well, ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Jack Dawkins, the money or the hand, that's his choice.
42:01You know, a pooter here brought his axe along.
42:04It's a little bit blunt, but it should do the job.
42:08A few whacks, I suppose.
42:12Your shigs.
42:14I take it that's the money in full?
42:16You can count it if you like.
42:18There's plenty more where that came from.
42:19In fact, why don't we up the stakes?
42:22You and me, winner takes all, and I match that one with this one right here of the same amount.
42:30I'm happy as I am, thanks.
42:33Fine, if you're scared, take the money, we're square.
42:35Scared?
42:36Of you?
42:37Don't make me chuckle.
42:40I'm sorry, everyone, I thought we could have had a bit of fun this evening,
42:43but it seems that Mr. Darius Cracksworth's somewhat lacking in the backbone department.
42:47You watch what you're saying, boy.
42:48Well, everyone can be as brave as you, Jack.
42:52Tell you what, why don't we add a bit of flavour, double the money, and if he loses, you take
42:56both his hands.
42:59One hand, two hand, what's the difference? Am I the only one here with timber?
43:03You wouldn't be able to wipe your own arse.
43:07Maybe that's what your shambles of a relative is for, eh?
43:10Yeah, well, let's not say things we might have caused to regret.
43:13Are we talking, or are we playing?
43:16Yeah.
43:18You've got a big night ahead of you.
43:30So who's this Captain Gaines, geezer?
43:34We're playing cards, Uncle.
43:36It's just a friendly game.
43:39I heard he hung a bloke just for looking at his missus.
43:41Oh, yeah, no, you don't even want to make eye contact with his missus.
43:44He'll chop you up into little pieces and feed you to his dog, isn't that right?
43:48Two cards, please.
44:01Oh, withdraw the bet, withdraw the bet, give him the money.
44:04Oh, no, don't work like that, you hairy carpetbag.
44:07He said he's in, he's in.
44:10Pootie, did you have a chance to sharpen that blade?
44:15You told me to make as blunt as possible.
44:19That's right, I did too.
44:21He's right, Uncle.
44:23I gave him my word.
44:27I have been risk-drunk my entire life.
44:31I always knew we'd end up here.
44:34So before I face the inevitable,
44:37may the last use of my hand be to shake yours,
44:39for I know you to be a gentleman of honour
44:41and you have taught me a lesson that I will take to my grave.
44:48I beg your pardon.
44:52I beg your pardon.
45:19You cheated.
45:20Cheated?
45:21How dare you, sir?
45:22How?
45:22I am not wearing a coat.
45:24I have nothing up my sleeves.
45:25Perhaps you should take off yours.
45:27Yeah.
45:27Maybe you should remove your clobber as a gesture of goodwill.
45:31Maybe it was all that talk of Captain Gaines
45:34and his terrible, awful, vicious, violent brutalness
45:37that put a dampener on your evening.
45:40I think we should chuff off on sensing a few hostilnesses.
45:44Thank you, gentlemen.
45:48Come, my wild man.
45:58Yes.
45:59I've seen it in your eyes.
46:01The old Dodger, none of that tough talk.
46:04You saw nothing?
46:05Yes, I did.
46:06It was there.
46:07The thrill, the danger.
46:09You live for it.
46:09It's like a craving with you.
46:12It was there from the very first day
46:14I unwrapped you from that swaddling cloth
46:17and took you under my wing.
46:19You told me I was naked and shivering.
46:21Well, this was after I wrapped you.
46:23It's all one.
46:25Tonight was fun.
46:26Yeah.
46:28So here we are, a team again, father and son.
46:32Uh-oh.
46:34That was my last caper.
46:35Now I am back to being a surgeon.
46:43There's nothing in this country that don't bite you.
47:18He's dying, isn't he?
47:35What can we do?
47:38Hold his hand.
47:41And see him into the next life.
48:01Oh.
48:17Hey, your boy's got himself in some trouble.
48:20You mind your ears and stop talking.
48:22You need to focus on the task ahead.
48:24Therefore, which we need to dodge.
48:26Don't cock this up.
48:27You'll have him.
48:29I just need to win back the boy's favour.
48:31There's still a few old words.
48:35So when can we have him in our dark embrace?
48:37Make a move on the ochre.
48:39When I say.
48:56When an end.
49:00That's not good.
49:25Mouse Mayer, be there.
49:25Be open not optional.
49:25Are you gonna escape from front?
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