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00:11you okay it's just so sad Rudolph they're just all making fun of his nose like so what if he's
00:20different and Santa saying he can't be part of the team like he's so perfect Santa's a fat bug
00:30hey there hey how'd your Thanksgiving go uh good good you write stories for a living Greg do better
00:39good to see you Walt uh it was fine Katie and I were here only bummer was that she
00:47was a little bothered by something she really wouldn't tell me what it was
00:50and she was kind of sad oh I love the whipped cream on the bottom how many of those do
00:55you have a week
00:56it is not your problem it is my problem and I never want to fix it hey just a quick
01:01heads up
01:01there Greg Crystal's back if you want to say hi or something how's she doing you know what I'll uh
01:08I'll talk to her later thanks Walt yeah are you avoiding me oh hi no I was actually just coming
01:15to see you we don't have to do any of that Greg in fact I've made a list of ground
01:20rules so we can
01:21navigate our last eight days as co-workers okay no tight khakis in the office or crotch defining
01:27casual slacks all right I think that applies more to me than to you I'll be doing it too
01:32okay all right no acts of chivalry to make me swoon I'm still going to be nice to you
01:40okay no smiling or showing any tongue around the office this one's important to me sure no smiling
01:45I don't know if I've ever shown tongue around the office well anytime you open your mouth you're
01:49showing your tongue okay I will um yeah you got it I'm gonna leave now so please don't undress me
01:55with your eyes I will do my best
02:01you're doing it I kind of am
02:02oh I oh I I played before I laugh at me I'm trying trying falling sometimes sometimes flying
02:18cry me and I'll shine up white liners cruel cruel cruel
02:29as I'm sure you all remember the name of this class is the art of the page turner so a
02:35lot of
02:35the notes that you're getting on these has to do with that first chapter engaging the audience I wrote a
02:40book called swamp blossom in it rooster receives a letter from an old flame and it says letting you go
02:48I'll was the biggest mistake that I ever made but if you're reading this right now I'm probably dead
02:55thoughts dude who writes a letter yeah and why didn't she finish it and explain it more
03:02maybe she was in danger but she still had time to buy a stamp and mail it oh no a
03:08lot of old people already
03:09have stamps I what's wrong with stamps it makes sense if you read it it's actually an awesome book
03:14Tommy I can't tell you how great it is to have you in this class participating again you never say
03:21anything when I participate I know here you go hey minus that's it for today get to work on those
03:29revisions that is for you check it adderall and Celsius works every time see her see ya
03:41are we good I have this psych major helping me visualize you without any sex organs
03:47just a blank hairless front okay I would like to help you get back on track the other classes
03:56yeah I mean I need it my office 3 p.m. sharp right on right on that's for you you
04:03got some work to do
04:16I absolutely love this vest thank you the neoprene raises your core body temperature by 12% plus makes
04:22your guns look good I'd wear it to dinner any updates on all things biotech are you any closer
04:28to a decision moving to New York is complicated Archie's shown that he's a little more invested
04:34in the baby he even put together a list of pretentious British names I personally would
04:39not have a son or daughter named Robin who would but if he's not going to be super involved I
04:43should
04:43just take the job and move right do you mind if I quote Theodore Roosevelt I'd prefer it if you
04:49do not
04:51fine look at your life's gonna be full of tests sonny you gotta just keep your eyes open and see
04:56what the world tells you you'll figure it out thank you I believe you can and you're halfway
05:02there snuck a little TR there in the end didn't you couldn't help myself so um why are we all
05:11wearing
05:11the same bucket hat like it could be our thing we'd be the the bucket boys fuck that that was
05:18a nice
05:18try pig tits you're always gonna be pig tits hey guys Gerd Rooster hey uh did you see Tommy anywhere
05:24you're supposed to be in my office and he never showed nah yeah he wasn't an econ either maybe he's
05:29all sad somewhere because this guy didn't ask him to be a bucket boy fuck you guys he's on my
05:35that bucket
05:36boy you don't even know what a bucket boy is do you no I don't gentlemen piggy titty Walt got
05:42your
05:42text no I will not create a task force to find out who stole the school's mascot nice try don't
05:47call
05:48back he's gonna call back sorry no it's all right like seeing you in this boss mode thanks uh ignore
05:54I wanted to talk to you about your poem cherry pop you you get that I'm the cherry popper and
06:00that
06:00Eli is the cherry right okay not everyone needs to know I was a virgin you're my muse king but
06:05you gotta
06:05wait outside I love this poem it's the first time you've written something that feels personal
06:13so thank you I think that this is a piece that could get into the review so I just made
06:19a few marks to
06:20show you where you could push even further with yourself be more vulnerable what do you say
06:25I don't microdose my balls off and give it a shot don't need to know how you get there
06:29I'm just excited to have a student with some promise Eva is so talented she is don't you
06:37encourage her too much she's mine the world has plenty of fiction writers I mean what the hell is
06:43this no they're only doing that because I'm in town do you know what they do when poets come to
06:48town everybody goes crazy you are not funny your face you were so mad hey Greg oh hey entering but
07:01leaving the door open for both of our safety I know that must have looked strange but I wasn't checking
07:08out my belly button it's okay because it's good for me to see how deeply troubled you are I am
07:13thank
07:14you but I need your help what's going on Tommy says he's dropping out of school oh no no I'm
07:21so
07:21mad this is such a huge opportunity for him I'm not going to let that happen okay may I have
07:27your
07:27permission to get involved yeah feel free to hit him if you need to no I'm not gonna hit him
07:31I love
07:31him but sometimes I hate him sure did you know he was a 14 pound baby no I would have
07:37never guessed
07:39thank you okay crystal I got this don't do this what don't make me fall for you again oh I'm
07:52not
07:52trying to do that I just want to help your son I just just want to help your son thank
07:59you Greg
07:59you're welcome right Yugoslavia's split from the Soviets coming up in this episode we've got some
08:06forged letters even got a cameo from the Greeks my god I love those swarthy bastards uh actually
08:12don't write that down yeah I'm just gonna take that great okay right let's get it popping what
08:17caused this lover's quarrel yes Liv um Tito resisted Stalin's attempts to control Yugoslavia's
08:22policies brilliant as always thank you guys are so back calm down don't take your top off at least he
08:29knows my name he knows my name even seen a growing resistance across the rest of the USSR uh uh
08:35yes
08:35Liv yeah Heather here was just saying that economic pressure from the west also contributed to the
08:40split great job Heather thank you great job Heather fucking cut ah ladies me casa as your casa yeet
08:52wow you're a little more pleased with yourself than usual that's actually pretty hard to do
08:57I've got to say lately I feel like I've been teaching at a virtuosic level uh good moms have
09:03scary thoughts what's that oh this is uh this is just one of my parenting books did you know that
09:0890% of new mothers have intrusive thoughts I have heard that yeah like what if my baby gets ill
09:13what if I drop my baby could happen what if my baby thinks my hair is prettier than hers and
09:17shaves my
09:17head in the middle of the night very possible gosh that's a lot of hormones running through your
09:21body there darling I don't think you're clocking what's going on emotionally she's correct but I
09:28got you the Montessori book if you want to read up with me though bug ah see parenting is just
09:34this
09:35kind of instinctual thing you know you really don't have to worry about me being a father my entire day
09:40is just spent molding young minds it's actually funny you say that I was just perusing your rate
09:45my professor reviews online for no reason at all this one tickled me professor Bates is arrogant and
09:51completely self-involved well I don't even take arrogant as a negative so ah professor Bates is
09:56terrible with criticism petulant and defensive well that's bollocks I'm not defensive in the
10:01slightest who'd take time to write lies no okay I can hear myself now okay well good I'm happy to
10:07have
10:07the feedback here's a fun one professor Bates has led those biggest asshole that's not really
10:12on there is it no I just wanted to say it Tommy just sit down for a second leave me
10:16alone I gotta
10:16work hey sit down please what are you doing man you can't just drop out of college wait what don't
10:27do that man we need you why not look I only went to college because my mom made me it's
10:31not like I'm
10:32killing it totally come on is that all college is about I think so yeah my pop says grades are
10:39everything dude my dad just married a chick two years older than me she's hot it's confusing but
10:44you still hit right do they do it in porn guys this is all very important stuff but I'm going
10:49to
10:49continue our discussion over here congrats to your dad by the way thank you Kirk come on join me
10:55rooster you never went to college man no I didn't and I regret it when I was a kid
11:04I was really unhappy was kind of a loner still kind of am
11:11I see you walking around campus and you are surrounded by people I wish I had that when I
11:18was your age these guys behind you are such complete idiots but they're your idiots
11:27don't leave them behind
11:31well I live here I'll still see him we'll still hang out right guys yeah
11:36stop helping don't worry I'm not going to be a waiter for the rest of my life
11:40there's tons of shit I can do I've actually always really wanted to be a cop they are badass
11:47excuse me if I could just have everyone's attention real quick just retracing my steps I was here
11:52yesterday has anybody seen my gun look under your tables look under your chairs how's the rewrite
12:00come oh it's not you need some more time no it's just I dove into the vulnerable thing I hated
12:12it it
12:13just made me feel exposed but like not the way that I like to be exposed you know it's scary
12:19to put
12:19yourself in your work but that's what an artist does see that's the thing I'm not like an artist
12:26I'm a business major I had to promise my dad I'd either be a finance bro or a crypto douche
12:32this poetry stuff is fun but it's an oasis this isn't gonna be my life
12:43and now Tommy is going on a ride-along to see if he wants to be a police officer how
12:48much thing is
12:48that sorry is this the kid who sometimes lives at your house who you secretly wish was your son
12:53honey come on it's not a secret are you okay you seem like you're in a bit of a funk
13:00these days
13:03don't you have to coach feel like this whole thing started the morning after Walt's party
13:09when I saw you with the two coffees in my business that's what we call a clue trail
13:15so I I think I know what's going on you do you're seeing somebody else you feel guilty about it
13:26because of Archie wow nailed it well I am a professional banter driven action mystery writer
13:33so true who's the guy is he here he uh yeah oh really yeah where um right there he's Hunter
13:46the
13:46guy from the bar oh oh yeah I like him he doesn't skimp on the nuts that's what hooked me
13:52why don't you
13:54go sit with him I know I'm gonna sit away honey don't worry about Archie's feelings yeah take care
14:00of yourself okay ask him if he nope I was gonna say ask him if he has any nuts I'm
14:06not gonna do
14:06that I will sit with him to stop this conversation okay love you love you here we go come on
14:11come on
14:12stay faster you know they're just warming up right yeah I know me too uh kill him hi hey
14:21rip him up rip him up guys um I'm gonna I'm gonna put my head on your shoulder now
14:29but I'm here on a date she'll be fine
14:37aha outstanding mascots back
14:50oh that's not our guy somebody stop him hey right yes I am the police here hold my beer
14:58I'm coming back for that I am the police I got it hey
15:09ha hello you hey morning uh been a minute yeah
15:16how was Thanksgiving in Wisconsin interesting yeah Sonny's family are really into this um
15:22electronic game called Simon uh sort of this has these flashing lights I know what Simon is
15:27everybody knows okay well I did not uh so much so that they all sort of took turns screaming at
15:32me oh good I'm glad that amuses you oh I wanted to thank you for getting me hooked on croissants
15:38ah yes yeah it's like a heroin dealer well you know what they say first one's always free
15:43I know right yeah and then you stop bringing them
15:49Katie you can't promise someone a thousand days to make a decision and then only give them two
15:55right it's not fair and now I'm getting sad in front of you and I just wanted to come and
15:59get
15:59my three croissants yeah I'm on three now because I'm an animal don't cry don't call me darling and
16:04don't tell me not to cry I can fucking cry if I want to and I don't currently want to
16:08but I'm
16:08just having a little trouble stopping thank you okay I hope you're better to Sonny
16:23hey guys what you doing cop stuff he's introducing me to this band called Creed
16:31can we chat outside for a sec so how's it been going guys you've been writing a lot of tickets
16:41we really haven't I mean cars still stopped at that red light back there even after we turned
16:46it off that's too bad wait what I just wish I could show this kid a little bit of action
16:51but
16:52only outstanding felony in town is that stolen mascot costume hey man I'm having a blast he showed me how
16:58to use the radar gun that's right I can run eight miles an hour yeah should have done track no
17:03yeah
17:03don't think that's fast also I know it's a cliche but they actually give you free donuts ah think
17:08they'll give me some more only one way to find out sport yeah so I made officer Tommy whatever his
17:19last
17:19name is yeah his mom really wants him to finish college okay my mom really wants me to come visit
17:25her
17:25and her girlfriend but no thank you Greg if the kid has the calling who are you and I to
17:30stand in
17:31the way of that he's this is not the priesthood look you need to back off you need to just
17:35let
17:36him finish you need to visit your mom just to be clear I'm not not visiting because she has a
17:42girlfriend it's because her girlfriend is Sharon who happens to be the absolute worst Tommy is a grown
17:48man who can make decisions for himself as can I Sharon you're forcing me to do this no you're gonna
18:00use your get out of jail free card now that is how important this is to me that I am
18:05giving you that
18:06meaningless thing doesn't glaze oh great in the bag oh it's your gun oh yeah they said you left it
18:13in
18:13there last time yes I did and yes that's mine so officer Donnie was telling me that there are some
18:20downsides to being a cop yeah yeah yeah it was actually um Tommy it sucks being a cop sucks wait
18:32but
18:32you just told me that it was awesome and I lied to you Tommy because I lie to kids that's
18:38what cops do
18:39let's get out of here you can drive yes no no Tommy no give me that what I'm driving you
18:46take this
18:47keep the door no I got the gun I got the gun I got the gun God uh Eva can
18:56we go somewhere and talk
18:59do you that yeah sure no no put some pants on first yeah sorry okay
19:13I still don't see a downside of being a cop I mean short training good benefits free car
19:24yeah at first it is it's quite a rush the power you realize you can pull over Vince Martinelli
19:33guy who was a dick to you in high school whenever you want then you find yourself pulling them over
19:38two three times a week just so you can feel something your captain's yelling at you he's up your ass
19:46he's
19:46telling you he's gonna lawyer up and he's probably right you think the guys at the station you think
19:52they got your back but they don't they are all planning a trip to Foxwoods without you
19:58no no then everybody went they even fucking took Sharon how the fuck do they even know her
20:08I think what Donnie is trying to say is that you have to give this whole thing some thought
20:12yeah at the end of the day it's just a job yes not that exciting exactly
20:21wait turn on the light
20:30nobody's spoken
20:33no you voice
20:38you're going in again
20:40right
20:41where are the games
20:45hey
20:46please
20:47She's going through a tight walk.
20:49Keep the living that life.
20:51I'm going to fuck you.
20:54The bottom in the back seat.
20:56Grace!
20:57Stop!
20:59Quick, Robin!
21:00The games in the back seat.
21:01Come on, bro.
21:02Come on, Robin!
21:09You know, it really bothered me when you said you weren't going to be an artist.
21:14Oh, my bad, Deva.
21:15You know why?
21:17You already are an artist.
21:20And don't get me wrong.
21:21I'm not going to call your dad and say she shouldn't work for Goldman Sachs.
21:25She should just be a street poet.
21:26Yeah, yeah, he wouldn't dig that.
21:28All right.
21:29Hey!
21:30Stop in the name of the law!
21:34Okay, look.
21:35You said poetry makes you happy.
21:37That's enough.
21:38Because I know that if I'm struggling, I can always lean on my art.
21:44Anyways.
21:46I wanted you to see the mock-up.
21:52Damn it!
21:54Turn to page 20.
21:59I won't put it in there for real if you don't want me to.
22:04Oh, no.
22:05I, uh...
22:08I want you to.
22:11Diva.
22:12I like it.
22:14Can you call me that all the time?
22:15Oh, forever, Diva.
22:17Here comes the hammer!
22:19Let's go!
22:20I, oh!
22:21Let's go!
22:24Taste it!
22:25Huh?
22:26Huh?
22:27Yeah!
22:28Eight miles an hour, bitch!
22:31Pig tits?
22:33What the hell?
22:34What are you doing?
22:36How can you run so fast with that giant head?
22:39Me or him?
22:40Ugh!
22:41I can't be pig tits anymore.
22:43I thought this would change things for me.
22:45Dude, people are just going to say pig tits stole the mascot costume.
22:50Oh, fuck.
22:52Look, I'll stop calling you pig tits, okay?
22:55A rooster?
22:55Yeah, I'll try.
22:58Oh, man, I'm so fucked.
23:00I got you.
23:01Now get out of here.
23:01Okay.
23:02Run!
23:04Hey!
23:05Hey!
23:06Found my keys.
23:07They were in the ignition.
23:08Car was on the whole time.
23:10Yeah, I got the head.
23:11Oh, he went that way.
23:12Yep!
23:13Are you sure?
23:14That's where he is.
23:16I hate backing up.
23:18I'm good back there?
23:19You're good.
23:20Go, go!
23:20Can you see?
23:21Yep, go!
23:27Oh, you're actually ridden it.
23:29Of course I am.
23:30I knew you wanted me to.
23:31Look, bug, boy, girl, whatever comes, they will not defeat us.
23:36We can do this shit.
23:41I got a job offer at Bioteca.
23:44What?
23:45Yeah.
23:46Salary's good.
23:47That's amazing.
23:48And they want me to start in New York in January.
23:52But that's not where I am.
23:55I'm not taking it.
23:59I think you're done, Brady.
24:01Why?
24:01I was learning about...
24:03Oh, now I see why.
24:04This is a lot more fun.
24:07Huge mistake!
24:08Take the job!
24:11You know, I think I'd be a shitty cop.
24:14And I'd let everyone go.
24:16You're just being a good friend to Pig.
24:19JD, wow.
24:21That is going to be a hard habit to break.
24:23We don't have to stop calling him Pig Tits.
24:25You're just not to his face.
24:26Okay, I take back the good friend part.
24:29Bye.
24:32I don't want to sound like a broken record about all this college stuff.
24:36It's not for me.
24:38Look, okay, I can struggle through, you know, skate by with some Ds.
24:44What's the point?
24:46Writing is the only thing that I like, and I even suck at that, so.
24:50What are you talking about?
24:51My chapter.
24:53The red marks everywhere.
24:55Oh.
24:55It looked like my face before Accutane.
24:57Okay.
24:57And Spooner's was spotless.
24:59Oh.
24:59Okay, just a big check bus.
25:01Yeah, well, Spooner's paper.
25:03Don't tell him I told you this, but Spooner's not going to be a writer.
25:07Oh, I know.
25:08He's going to run his dad's oil company.
25:11Probably hook up with his stepmom.
25:12Tommy, the reason yours was marked up was because I think that you have potential.
25:18No, you're just bullshitting because you don't want me to drop out.
25:26Bernice stared down at him on the ground, his blood peeking past his shadow, and she laughed.
25:37One perfect ha.
25:42That's my story.
25:43Yeah, I know.
25:44I have a knack for remembering really good sentences.
25:48I wish I'd written that.
25:50Really?
25:51No.
25:53So I'm good?
25:55Uh, not yet.
25:56But with a little work, I think you could be pretty good.
26:00Yeah.
26:06Good night.
26:09I wish I hadn't seen your dick.
26:11Me too, Tommy.
26:13Me too.
26:14Me too, Tommy.
26:31Me too, Tommy.
26:33Me too.
26:43hey you okay no i'm all out of jam but you dropped out i changed my mind good choice
26:52you know something's bothering you your dad is the greatest cool still not your dad yeah no i
26:59know i wish he was my dad does not give a shit you're so lucky you can you can go
27:09now yeah right cool
27:25hey sweetie hi hey i'm glad you're here i got something for you
27:35really yeah oh my god dad got your little helmet please wear the helmet of course
27:44this is so cool
27:49what's up
27:54um
27:58i have to tell you something
28:02so
28:05um
28:07he's gone
28:11two thousand miles
28:16it's very far
28:21the snow's falling down
28:25it gets colder day by day
28:29i miss
28:37the children will sing
28:39he'll be back at christmas time
28:50in these frozen and silent nights
28:55sometimes in a dream
28:59you appear
29:05outside under the purple sky
29:09diamonds in the snow
29:14sparkle
29:16you know
29:29you
29:31you
29:31you
29:32.
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