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00:05As you all know, the state hired us to help decide which of the four Hollywood DMVs is
00:11going to be impacted.
00:14So, for the past seven months, we have been in and out of each branch, observing day-to-day
00:17operations.
00:18I don't remember them being here.
00:20I don't remember throwing my life away in a series of dead-end jobs, but yet, here we
00:24are.
00:24We have watched how you handle pressure.
00:26Throw something heavier!
00:30Throwing the printer!
00:31Worked together as a team.
00:33Said, marry everything!
00:35Go, go, go!
00:36Stop touching me!
00:37One!
00:38Oh, we missed it!
00:39And navigated daily hardships.
00:42Oh, I hate this chair.
00:45Come on, stop fooling around.
00:48And after extensive analyzing, interviewing, and assessing...
00:53The verdict is in.
00:54Our conclusion is...
00:56I'm wrong.
00:58Here we go, here we go, here we go.
00:59Nails, nails, nails.
01:00People do not typically enjoy coming to the DMV.
01:03We will be back in two days to make our closure recommendation.
01:08Uh, excuse me.
01:09How much did this little analysis cost the beautiful state of California?
01:1231 million big smackers.
01:19Perfect.
01:20Perfect.
01:20No notes.
01:26Yeah.
01:27Yeah.
01:28Yes.
01:29Yep.
01:30Yep.
01:30Whoa.
01:31So, how'd I do?
01:33Did I finally pass my road test?
01:35Noah, Noah, Noah.
01:37Um, let's talk inside.
01:43Surprise!
01:46Wait, did I pass?
01:47You passed.
01:48All right, Kiwi.
01:49As a reward, we're gonna smash glutes and hammies tomorrow.
01:52Okay.
01:55Congarts.
01:55Typo.
01:56Got it on discount.
01:57Well, thank you for the party, Kalit.
01:58Well, actually, it was my idea.
02:01Tanya's hosting mahjong at our house tonight,
02:03so this gave me a reason to not go home.
02:05Well, we got drinks.
02:06We got karaoke.
02:07Jolois was, uh, lobbying for trivia,
02:09but don't worry, I shot it down.
02:11You should invite, uh, Mary if you want to.
02:13Hey, we broke up a couple of weeks ago.
02:16Oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:17The barb is open!
02:19Yes, the barb!
02:20Welcome to the barb.
02:23I see and smell that you have your walking boot off.
02:26We've got a license to party.
02:28I thought you would be more nervous.
02:30In two days, we might find out if they're closing out
02:32in this den of agony.
02:34Remember how we got a honk out in DMV Magazine 10 and 2?
02:37Yes, I do, because you put an inflatable tube man out front
02:39with a sign that says,
02:41we got a honk out in DMV Magazine 10 and 2.
02:44Well, after that morning meeting,
02:46director of the DMV, Ray Henderson himself,
02:49called to congratulate us.
02:50Wow!
02:51What kind of scotch do you have?
02:52Uh, sure, I'll play the message.
02:54That's not what I...
02:55Barb Berry, Ray Henderson here.
02:57Congratulations on the honk out.
02:58Well done.
02:59Drive safe.
03:02Drive safe.
03:03The man knows how to finish.
03:04Yes.
03:04All right.
03:05What am I going to say when I call him back?
03:07I would say this.
03:10You're not saying anything.
03:12I'll say it again.
03:15You're not...
03:16Come on, Greg.
03:18Oh!
03:18Oh, oh, oh!
03:19Oh, no!
03:19Oh no, no!
03:19Oh no!
03:20Oh, oh!
03:26Every time, I got off,
03:29I brought an empty ice.
03:30Just like that first to die,
03:32Every time, I got off,
03:32and it unraveled,
03:32and I'll be dancing,
03:33with my set-up.
03:34Another stick.
03:35Another drink.
03:37Cause it'll get me time to make...
03:40If I had a chance,
03:41that as I won't be dancing,
03:42I'll be dancing,
03:43with my set-up.
03:45Oh no, no!
03:48Technical issue.
03:49Well if we cannot sing, we will drink.
03:51To the barbs! To the barbs!
03:52Peace to everybody! I still have the tech issue.
03:55We got a mic out. Yeah, I was a roadie for a summer.
03:58Yeah, I untangled all the extension cords.
04:00Pretty much the head haunch of power.
04:02You should probably add that to your resume
04:04in case this place closes down.
04:05I don't need one of those.
04:07Jobs tend to find me. Unemployment rate
04:09is at an all-time high right now. When's the last time
04:11you even applied to get a job?
04:12Eight years ago, when I came here
04:14for my license and never left.
04:15Unless you play the drums on TikTok,
04:17you can stop out there.
04:26How many lice do you reckon are in this?
04:29All of them.
04:30Oh, yum.
04:32It's an ambush.
04:34You just ambushed me.
04:36I'm sorry, cowboy.
04:54Hey, bro. A little help?
04:56Yeah.
04:56I'm working on my resume.
04:58Resume?
04:58How'd you spell experience?
05:00Uh, lose the Y.
05:01Ha.
05:02Craig.
05:02Which one?
05:03Craig.
05:04Remember when you suggested that I
05:06not call Roy Henderson back?
05:09What if I told you that I did?
05:10Oh, no. What did you say?
05:12That's work. It's interesting.
05:13I don't know what I said.
05:14Barb.
05:15How much you have to drank?
05:16One barbgarita.
05:17And I made sure not to eat all day
05:19so it wouldn't mix with my antibiotics
05:20that I'm taking.
05:21How long was the phone call?
05:22Well, my phone says only 47 seconds, so...
05:25Hold on.
05:27For context, that was only two seconds.
05:30Why do you keep teaching me lessons with silence?
05:36Experience means sexual, right?
05:39Correct.
05:44Hi.
05:45Hey.
05:46Huh?
05:47You two kissed.
05:48What?
05:50How'd you know that?
05:51Because, Colette, I am a gifted reader of people.
05:53Plus the photo of you two kissing showed up on my computer.
05:56So, how was it?
05:58Good.
05:58Good, good, good.
06:01So bad.
06:02Hmm?
06:03Bad, bad, bad.
06:04It wasn't bad.
06:05It wasn't terrible.
06:06It wasn't the worst kiss I've ever had.
06:08Better or worse than the time you had to give mouth-to-mouth to Delois.
06:14Oh my god, you have to think about it?
06:16It's not that big of a deal.
06:17Ah, it's the only deal, Colette.
06:19You obviously didn't feel anything and you're downstairs.
06:22And if it didn't hit, you must acquit him.
06:25You need to listen to your body, Colette.
06:27I know.
06:27And it's saying, Colette, maybe we thought we liked Noah, but we actually don't.
06:32Who's we?
06:33It's also saying, please stop dressing me like an American girl, though.
06:36But I do like him.
06:38One not-so-amazing kiss doesn't change that.
06:40Ah, it should.
06:42Your downstairs never lies.
06:43And if your downstairs is fighting with your upstairs, do you want to know who wins that fight?
06:47Apple.
06:47Hey.
06:50Hey, Colette.
06:52You and me?
06:53Dinner tonight?
06:54Yes, please.
06:56Okay.
06:57Sweet.
06:58No one wins.
06:59Nobody wins that fight.
07:01I'm gonna win.
07:06Oh, I can't believe I drunk dialed Ray Henderson.
07:10What?
07:11Good God, Barb.
07:12I can hear you moaning from the waiting room.
07:14All my hard work to save the branch is a complete waste of time because of one stupid phone call.
07:19Oh, Barb.
07:20Your hard work has always been a complete waste of time.
07:23You're just saying that.
07:24Look, they are gonna choose what branch to close based on something that you will never see coming.
07:29Thanks from Ray Anderson.
07:31Got your message.
07:33Not happy.
07:34Ray Anderson's not happy.
07:36What do I need to do to make all this go away?
07:39What?
07:39I don't even know what I said.
07:41I'll send him an emoji that's like, hmm.
07:43No, no.
07:44Okay, fine.
07:44I'll send him an emoji that's like, ah!
07:46Now, Barb, he must have done something bad.
07:49And whatever you said in that phone call makes him think that you know.
07:54I don't know.
07:55It doesn't matter.
07:56At the DMV, the less you know, the more power you have.
08:00I think we may have stumbled onto some leverage here.
08:03Gregory, are you suggesting that we blackmail Ray Anderson, director of the California DMV?
08:09I would.
08:10Never.
08:11For what?
08:12As a bargaining chip for the survival of our branch.
08:15I ought to send you one of these emojis.
08:19I know why the kiss wasn't good.
08:22Because you want to know I have less chemistry than the sexless crash test dummies in the supply closet?
08:26No.
08:27Because we were here.
08:29I mean, is there anything less sexy than the DMV?
08:32Hmm.
08:33This.
08:35Yes, look.
08:36I mean, the lighting was bad, the music was bad, and it smelled like the DMV.
08:40Fix all of that.
08:41And my downstairs is on Fuego.
08:44I'm going to call you at the end of the night and tell you all about it.
08:46Oh, oh, oh.
08:47Or wait till morning and don't tell me anything about it.
08:50Okay.
08:51Hey, you look like a boring adult.
08:53I'm workshopping my ReZoom.
08:55What sounds more impressive?
08:57Analyst or consultant?
08:59It's for when I was a bouncer at Big Tata's Gentleman's Club.
09:02And buffet.
09:04Beatboxing.
09:04Yay or nay?
09:06Took a class on it, so slap it under education.
09:09Frickin' fresh.
09:10R-R-Rewind.
09:11If there was a little exaggeration on my ReZoom, would there be any way a Fortune 500 company
09:15could fact check that?
09:17Like if I said I was the president of Advil?
09:21You're right.
09:22Vice president.
09:24Of pills.
09:25Okay.
09:26Ray should be calling any second.
09:27Are you sure this is the right thing to do?
09:29Yes.
09:29We've been given a gift and we're going to use it.
09:32I wonder what he did that was so bad.
09:34Did he, like, sleep with a subordinate?
09:36Or, ooh, maybe he exposed himself on Zoom.
09:39Hot tip, even if your camera's off, a Zoom mic can pick up a toot from ten feet away.
09:44I am so glad you're my boss.
09:49Sir, may I say I respect you greatly.
09:53Don't play games with me.
09:54I got your message right here.
09:56Ray Henderson, what's up?
09:58It's Bart Berry from East Hill.
10:00I can't believe what she did.
10:02I want to tell everybody and I'm never going to forgive me.
10:06What were you talking about?
10:07Him calling to congratulate us on our honk out in ten and two.
10:11Before you ask for the moon, here's where I'm at.
10:13I'm willing to make sure your branch stays open.
10:17Yes!
10:18In exchange, you tell nobody that I've been dipping into the employee pension fund.
10:23That tracks.
10:24A political appointee turns out to be corrupt.
10:28Gasp.
10:29Take a second to think about it.
10:31Do I take the deal and save our branch?
10:33Or side with the man that's screwing over thousands of DMV employees?
10:37Who put up with disrespect?
10:39Low wages?
10:40Broken office chairs?
10:42Offer the promise of a stable retirement?
10:45Still there?
10:46I know what you do, Bo Young.
10:49You take the deal.
10:50So do we have a deal?
10:52No deal!
10:53Hello, Barb.
10:54You still there?
10:56Do it again.
10:57No deal!
10:58You're making a fix!
10:59It sounded better the first time.
11:01Should I call him back?
11:02No.
11:04Just gonna put some music on.
11:08Do you have trouble setting boundaries?
11:10Oh.
11:10In this chapter we will-
11:11Someone with adult onset codependency issues must have snuck in here.
11:17Yeah.
11:20This is, this is nice.
11:22Yeah.
11:23Yep.
11:29Oh, you went forehead?
11:31Yeah.
11:31Okay.
11:34Do you feel safe?
11:35Ew.
11:36I mean, oh, what?
11:39Because you are.
11:40You are, you're safe.
11:42Yes.
11:43Pip.
11:47Yes, that's just, yeah.
11:50Don't, shh.
11:51Okay.
11:53Mm-hmm.
11:53Okay.
11:56Hello, you.
11:57Oh, I can't.
11:58I can't do this.
11:59That's a relief because I, I don't, me neither.
12:02Oh.
12:03Why, why, why can't you?
12:04It's a lot of pressure to like, to be your first.
12:07So, I'm just-
12:08Hold on.
12:10Do you think I'm a virgin?
12:11You, aren't you?
12:12No.
12:13Oh my God.
12:14Oh.
12:14What made you think that?
12:16What?
12:16I think I read it on the bathroom wall originally, but it just, it made sense given you've always
12:20been so awkward around me and last night after we kissed you just left so quickly.
12:25Cause the kiss sucked.
12:27Oh.
12:30Chapter three.
12:31Oh my God.
12:31From pleasing people to pleasuring yourself.
12:34That's-
12:35Just yeah.
12:36Yeah, I'll-
12:36Yeah.
12:37Yeah.
12:48How could you?
12:56What's up with the big cheese?
12:58She lost her hero and found out that everything that she believed in is a lie.
13:03Hmm.
13:04Well, speaking of lies, finished up my resume.
13:07And I learned it's pronounced resume.
13:11Why did you list your height, wingspan, and mile time on here?
13:15Oh, that's a six minute mile with my neighbor's chunky kid yoda-ing on my back.
13:20Hmm.
13:20What about putting your last name or the year you graduated or a way for them to contact you?
13:26If they want me bad enough, they know how to find me.
13:28Plus, I didn't graduate high school.
13:30You didn't?
13:31You were in high school longer than anybody.
13:33Hmm.
13:34What, you think that matters I didn't graduate?
13:36Only two employers.
13:38So you're saying I can't lie and I need education?
13:40This is not the America I voted for.
13:46Noah thought I was a virgin.
13:48I can see that.
13:50The whole night was awful.
13:52I cannot believe I wasted all this time and energy on him and now what?
13:57That's it.
13:58There's just...
13:59There is nothing there.
14:01It's kind of like how Barb invested so much into saving this branch and now it just...
14:05It could all be gone.
14:06That's right.
14:07I forgot.
14:07I might be out of a job too.
14:09It's just one guy.
14:10No, it's not.
14:11It's everything.
14:12When I took this job six years ago, it was supposed to be temporary and I'm still here.
14:16I thought that Noah might be the one for me and he's just not.
14:21I just don't feel like I'm making any progress.
14:24That's not true.
14:26Mira.
14:31Why?
14:32Relax, okay?
14:34Because then you become... her.
14:37Yeah.
14:38Is this supposed to make me feel better?
14:39And now...
14:40You are.
14:43Oh, I lost those earrings.
14:45Well, you're not going around in circles, okay?
14:47You're...
14:47You're changing without even noticing it.
14:50Realizing what you don't want is exactly how you figure out what you do.
14:53I mean, that's...
14:54That's progress.
14:57I'll get to this side.
15:00Yeah, it is.
15:02Thank you, Ceci.
15:03You're a good friend.
15:05I know.
15:05I know.
15:06We're not...
15:07Friends.
15:08I mean, we're like...
15:09Work friends, huh?
15:14The consultants are back.
15:16Okay.
15:18Alright, folks.
15:19We've already narrowed it down from four to two.
15:22It's going to be either you or North Hollywood.
15:24Wait, what?
15:25What about South Hollywood?
15:27Soho.
15:28They blowho.
15:29Don't disagree.
15:30But an employee there is suing us for workman's cops, so...
15:33Can't shut down a branch in the middle of a legal battle.
15:36Red tape city.
15:37Before we head into final deliberations, is there anything the manager would like first?
15:43Note.
15:45No.
15:46I...
15:46I got nothing.
15:48Okay.
15:49Class dismissed.
15:50Want to hit up the grove?
15:51See if we can spot Mario Lopez?
15:54Again?
15:58You...
15:59You got nothing?
16:01That's it, Barb?
16:02I'm sorry, guys.
16:04I blew it.
16:06If I hadn't shut down Greg's chair lawsuit, we'd be safe.
16:11I'm a frickin' idiot.
16:12You're not an idiot, Barb.
16:14And you didn't shut it down.
16:16I did.
16:17What?
16:18I withdrew the lawsuit.
16:20They wanted to give me a bunch of money, but they wanted to fire you.
16:23So I told them to shove it.
16:26You...
16:26You did that for me?
16:28Nobody loves this job like you.
16:30Yeah.
16:31Come on.
16:32Now it's time to do your job.
16:34Which means looking after us.
16:37Mm-hmm.
16:38I'm not qualified for anything else.
16:40Big Tata's closed because of a health code violation.
16:42I need the DMV, Barb.
16:44Those consultants, they're right out there.
16:46It's not too late.
16:47Yeah, come on, boss.
16:49Sometimes it's good to let a thing go, but not this, Barb.
16:52You're Barb!
16:54You're Barb of the East Hollywood DMV!
16:59No, no.
17:00We're all Barb of the East Hollywood DMV.
17:08Fetch my vest.
17:31Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:38This is happening.
17:40Sure looks like it.
17:41I'm so sorry.
17:42I didn't see of two.
17:43When flying off my hood.
17:44I was caught up.
17:44Standing with that awesome, blowy guy.
17:46He was all doing this.
17:48Hey, twig.
17:49Bug, you have to go to the hospital.
17:51I got something to say.
17:53Turn me to the weasel and the pretty one.
17:56No, the other one.
17:59Listen up, North Hollywood might be faster and more polished, but what we got is more heart.
18:07Yeah, we're a Motley Crue. We got a grump, high school dropout, rich kid, princess, and a virgin.
18:17But we're family.
18:19Not a virgin.
18:20And family sticks together.
18:23Upon careful reconsideration, I think North Hollywood is going to be the impacted branch.
18:31Your branch is safe.
18:32Oh my god! Oh my god! We're safe! My speech! It won you over.
18:39Yes, along with the understanding that you are not going to press charges against my superior for reckless driving.
18:46Deal.
18:50It's okay, Barb. They'll sew a toe onto it. Trust me, good as new. My cousin's a mortician.
18:56If you'll excuse us, we have some bad news for Bo Young over at North Hollywood.
19:01There you go.
19:03Give him our vest.
19:04Should I meet you at the hospital?
19:07Absolutely not. Not till after your shift, little lady.
19:10Don't worry, Barb. I will hold this place down while you're gone, okay?
19:13Do you want my vest?
19:15No.
19:16Because there's blood smeared all over it?
19:18It's because it's a vest.
19:20All right, people, let's go. You heard the boss. We got a DMV to run.
19:23Okay.
19:26God. I hate this place.
19:29Hey, it's the only place that'll hire me.
19:32You know, I can help you get your GED.
19:34I thought you were done teaching.
19:35I think I got room for one more student.
19:38Who, me?
19:41Hey.
19:44Hi.
19:45Hi.
19:45Hi.
19:45I just want to say, I'm so sorry about last night.
19:49Like, like booping you on the nose and just thinking you were a virgin.
19:52I'm sorry.
19:54All good.
19:55Yeah.
19:55Yeah.
19:56All right.
19:58Yeah.
19:59Sweet.
20:00All right.
20:10All right.
20:12Mm.
20:13Just had to be sure.
20:16Mm-hmm.
20:18Yeah.
20:20Definitely not a virgin.
20:25Progress.
20:36Well, you did it, Barbie.
20:38You look damn good.
20:40Feel great, too.
20:43See you never, Ray.
20:46I already have a successor, I see.
20:51Oh, no.
20:53Bo Young.
20:54Mother Nature.
20:56God.
20:57God.
20:57God.
20:58God.
21:12God.
21:13God.
21:14God.
21:14God.
21:15God.
21:15God.
21:15God.
21:15God.
21:15God.
21:15God.
21:16God.
21:23God.
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