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00:00Oh!
00:22Jesus!
00:23Greg, good morning.
00:24I thought I locked that.
00:25No, it only locks from my side.
00:27It's a fire safety thing.
00:28How?
00:29Not sure.
00:30My wife is back from Japan,
00:32so I'm hosting a faculty bar night,
00:35and I'm hoping you'll join.
00:36Yeah, I don't know, Walt.
00:38I'm not good at parties,
00:39and I don't know anybody.
00:40Just stop by for a drink.
00:41It starts at 8 and goes until question mark.
00:44I will try very, very hard to make it.
00:49It was an old-fashioned standoff.
00:52Rooster gave a don't-fuck-with-me stare,
00:54but Captain Flaherty was a Navy man,
00:58a little bent from all those years at sea.
01:01He may have even smiled a little.
01:04Rooster's mouth got dry.
01:06He knew one of them would die tonight.
01:11Look, even in heightened situations,
01:13I try to make Rooster emotionally authentic.
01:17So don't be afraid to feel what your character's feeling.
01:20You can't write it if it's not in you.
01:23All right.
01:24Hand in your papers on the way out.
01:26I proudly remain a hard copy guy,
01:29so let's see the hard copy.
01:31Fuck the trees, bro.
01:32No, no, that's not, that wasn't my point.
01:35Hey, hey, not gonna hand anything in there, big guy?
01:38Uh, not yet, but I'm so close to starting it.
01:42Well, that's the hardest step.
01:43Do today.
01:44Uh-huh.
01:45Oh, and I am excited to see the style of author
01:48everyone decided to emulate,
01:50and we will be reading a few out loud on Monday.
01:54You are not gonna wanna read this aloud, my friend.
01:56You are gonna wanna be alone.
01:57Okay.
01:59Jesus.
02:07I'm coming.
02:08Don't worry.
02:09Only give my head.
02:10Well done.
02:12Is that a new necklace?
02:13Yeah, my wife brought it back from Japan.
02:16She said it makes me look like Paul Mezcal.
02:19I don't know who that is.
02:21It suits you.
02:22Let's commence mentoring.
02:23I have set up three good job interviews for you,
02:26but the one I'm most excited about
02:27is Bioteca.
02:29You'll enjoy Diana.
02:30She's a friend.
02:31Years ago, she was more than a friend.
02:35But I wouldn't bring that up.
02:36So, how should I deal with the pregnancy issue?
02:39I mean, I don't mind lying.
02:40Well, at first, and then I feel guilty
02:43and tell the truth a second later.
02:45Authenticity.
02:46The only way to live your life.
02:49Okay.
02:50Good.
02:51I hate your chain.
02:53I felt that coming.
03:21Mr. Russo, wait up.
03:22Hmm.
03:23Oh, hey, Tommy.
03:24All done.
03:24All right.
03:25You're gonna love it.
03:26Because the guy I chose to emulate
03:27is one of the greats.
03:29What?
03:30Me?
03:30Yeah, man.
03:31Oh, come on.
03:32That's...
03:32What?
03:34No, no, no, no, no.
03:36I am not a great.
03:37I...
03:39You are a nut.
03:41Okay.
03:42You fail.
03:42What?
03:43I'm kidding.
03:43I'm kidding.
03:45I'm looking forward to reading it.
03:47Sweet.
03:47Yeah.
03:48Thank you, Tommy.
03:48Yeah, thank you.
03:50You're something.
03:51You inspire me, bro.
03:53Okay.
03:54Stop it.
03:55Oh.
04:01You don't love it.
04:04I mean, you look radiant.
04:07I used a fan to make her hair blow.
04:08You know, Mo, we really should figure out
04:10some sort of system so that you know
04:11when I want you to be a part of our conversations.
04:13I could raise my hand.
04:14Walt told me I should be more authentic.
04:16It just seems kind of crazy to me.
04:18I mean, you know,
04:19who posts about their personal business like this?
04:20Well, literally everyone on earth does it.
04:23I will say that it would be pretty weird
04:26if the father did not like that post.
04:29Mm-hmm.
04:29Just my two cents.
04:30Fine.
04:31I will heart the post.
04:33Because I do support you.
04:34And now everybody knows it
04:36because I've hearted it.
04:37Wish me luck.
04:38See you Monday.
04:39See you then.
04:41That's great.
04:42Now your friends know,
04:44your family know,
04:45strangers know.
04:47Pretty fucked, huh?
04:49Okay, get in those seats, people.
04:52Let's fire this up
04:53because I am back.
04:55Okay?
04:55Lights, please, Louie.
04:56Um, knock time.
04:58I'm just kidding.
04:59I wouldn't really do that.
05:01Slide show's up.
05:04Professor Russo?
05:06You okay, Professor Russo?
05:08I'm amazing.
05:10Okay.
05:11Gauguin.
05:12Best known for his Tahitian landscapes.
05:16Also known for leaving his wife for a 13-year-old.
05:18Can anyone guess what his consequences were?
05:20I'm gonna give you a hint.
05:21He's a man.
05:22Nothing.
05:23Very good.
05:23Very good, Zoe.
05:25Actually, Gauguin just sold at auction
05:26for $105 million.
05:28One almost wishes that his Tahitian mistresses
05:30saw some of that money.
05:31Right?
05:32But all they got was syphilis.
05:33Yes, Zoe.
05:34Fuck that guy in the face.
05:35Yeah, correct.
05:36Write that down.
05:38Oh, keep eating the syphilis family, guys.
05:40Toulouse-Lautrec.
05:41Wait till you hear about this little French asshole.
05:43I fucking love art history.
05:47The misogyny on this campus is out of control.
05:49I know.
05:50It's really kind of making me miss Dubai.
05:52You would be vilified if you behaved
05:53like your shitbag husband.
05:55And tell me if I'm being inappropriate.
05:57You are.
05:57But I'm drinking it in, so speak freely.
05:59Um, okay.
06:00He's out there literally putting babies in everyone.
06:03It's, well, it's one person, but yes.
06:04Katie, you really need to be getting back in the game.
06:07Okay?
06:08Just fuck some randos.
06:09Yes.
06:10I don't know.
06:11I'm sad.
06:12And I'm tired.
06:13And I don't have the energy to learn a new penis.
06:15Well, it doesn't have to be a guy.
06:17I recently started dating lesbians.
06:18That's cool.
06:19I mean, I don't know if I'll stick with it,
06:20because I don't love having to keep my nails trimmed, but...
06:22Achie.
06:23Okay, the window for speaking freely is closed forever, actually.
06:26And that's my dad.
06:27Hey, dad, dad, come over here.
06:29Come here, save me.
06:29Hey, hi.
06:30Oh, my God, that's...
06:32Don't do...
06:32Todd, what the hell are you doing?
06:35I tripped and turned it into the walk like an Egyptian dance.
06:38Okay.
06:38What do you guys do when you trip?
06:41So, uh, I don't mean to invade your space, but could I...
06:45That's it.
06:45Um, loved watching you beat Archie's perfect ass with the ladle.
06:49I wouldn't say it's perfect.
06:50Come on, dad, it's pretty good.
06:52I mean, I just really appreciated you, like, taking the fight to the male oppressor.
06:56Hmm.
06:56You're welcome.
06:57I would do anything for Katie.
06:59For Katie.
07:00I love that.
07:01For Katie.
07:03That's pretty cute.
07:04Yeah.
07:05Yeah.
07:06Come on.
07:06No, that's dumb what I do.
07:08Bye, guys.
07:09Bye-bye.
07:11Um, they think I should get back out there.
07:13They're right, you should.
07:14If I have to, you have to.
07:16What are they now?
07:16They're stupid kids.
07:19Really?
07:19I was not mocking Egyptian culture.
07:23Oat latte.
07:25I tripped and turned it into a funny little dance.
07:28Double espresso.
07:29This is not for you.
07:31Did my mom.
07:32Yes, you did.
07:33Didn't Ashley.
07:33Did too.
07:34And a black coffee for our fearless leader.
07:37I owe you an apology.
07:39Guys, I get rude at hockey games.
07:42I may lash out and call people mean when they are actually being very reasonable.
07:49But I am learning.
07:53I was not kind.
07:55If I was going through all that, I'd lose my shit too.
07:59I didn't lose it.
08:01You did.
08:02I'm sorry.
08:03I'm sorry too.
08:04What the fuck are you two talking about?
08:05Seriously, I have yoga.
08:06Is it hot yoga?
08:07Regular yoga.
08:08Would I like that?
08:09Okay.
08:10We can be done.
08:11Uh, Crystal?
08:11It states you acknowledge the infraction and the walks that are not allowed on campus.
08:16Uh, Crip Clown Scooby Quasimodo?
08:18I wouldn't do that.
08:19Just sign here please.
08:20Okay.
08:21And thank you for the flat white.
08:22Oh, sure.
08:23It's very creamy.
08:27I don't take my pen.
08:31Hey, you going to a waltz later tonight?
08:33How bad is it?
08:34Free booze.
08:35Hmm.
08:35And we all talk about whatever his wife culturally appropriated over her recent travels.
08:39Aha.
08:40Come on, Greg.
08:40It'll be fun.
08:41We can watch Walt and Joanie give each other hungry looks all night.
08:44Ah.
08:44And no one's talking about it, but we're all thinking the same thing.
08:47What?
08:48They're going to fuck later and it's going to be gross.
08:49Yeah.
08:50Well, now I'm definitely not going to go.
08:51Oh, oh, oh.
08:52You are dreaming.
08:54You're Walt's shiny new toy and he wants to show you off.
08:56Oh.
08:57You can't say no.
08:58Oh.
08:59Come on.
08:59Okay.
09:00As requested.
09:02Oh, thank you.
09:02I can't wait to read these.
09:04You know, I might push this kid Tommy to submit something.
09:09He had to write a story in the voice of his favorite author and he chose me.
09:15Wow, no big deal.
09:17Let me see it then.
09:18It's a first draft.
09:19It's a little undercooked, but you get the gist.
09:22Rooster was angry, like an angry person.
09:26Yeah, he's pretty mad in this.
09:28Moreover, his feathers rustled in the breeze.
09:32Bacca.
09:33Mm.
09:34Does he think rooster's an actual rooster?
09:36Only in some parts.
09:37Sorry, sorry.
09:39Repetitive adjectives, the use of the word moreover.
09:41Sounds like artificial intelligence.
09:42Your accent sounds like artificial intelligence.
09:45AI is an existential threat to what we do.
09:48Tommy would never do that.
09:49You know what?
09:50Just to prove it, I will ask him personally.
09:54Did you use AI for your story?
10:05Yes.
10:06Why would you admit that?
10:07He can get expelled for this.
10:08Oh, please, this guy.
10:10Come on.
10:10Greg, he's not wrong.
10:11You know, you really surprised me, Greg.
10:13So I know that you've got strong feelings about cheating due to the fact that I'm currently
10:16supping upon a lukewarm cup of Walt's dog piss excuse for coffee because you refused to
10:20buy me an oat milk cortado.
10:22Oh, don't make this personal, Arch.
10:24Me?
10:24Christ alive, man.
10:25When are you gonna stop punishing me?
10:27For humiliating my daughter?
10:28Oh, I don't know.
10:30Maybe until she recovers emotionally and remarries.
10:35And you die.
10:36Tommy is a good kid.
10:37I want him gone.
10:38You are such a petty little man.
10:41Well, guess what?
10:41You're about to take this kid down for absolutely no reason.
10:44Okay.
10:44Okay.
10:45Here's what we're gonna do.
10:46He fails the assignment no matter what.
10:50When's the assignment officially due?
10:51Midnight.
10:52Have him submit a new story to me by then.
10:56Otherwise, he is out.
10:57Done.
10:58How is it done?
10:59It's not done, but it will be done.
11:02And I'll tell you why.
11:04Because Tommy is a great student.
11:08Wow.
11:09And this place is cool.
11:11Don't love that you've never been here before.
11:13Smells like my grandpa's in here.
11:15Oh, my God.
11:17Here's the deal.
11:18I have to work on my new book.
11:19You have to rewrite your story by midnight, or your life is over.
11:24Wait, there's a rooster book that's not published yet?
11:26Yes.
11:26If I could just snag some of that, I'd be done.
11:28No, no, no.
11:28We have to get to work.
11:30We can hold each other accountable.
11:31Oh, there he is.
11:33Oh, no.
11:34Just confirming your attendance this evening.
11:36I'm so sorry, Walt.
11:37I'm not going to be able to make it tonight.
11:39Tommy and I have a little work to do.
11:41Yeah, we're accountability buddies.
11:42Accountability comes from within, young man.
11:44And, Greg, it bears mentioning that Teddy Roosevelt once said,
11:47Well, I hope that as the chance occurs, each man will get all the fun that he can out of
11:52life.
11:53That's great advice.
11:54That's a freebie.
11:55I'm going to keep that in my pocket.
11:57Next time you have a shindig, I'm definitely going to be there.
12:01I see.
12:03Can I have your attention, please?
12:05It is Friday night and you're at college.
12:07Shut the books and go do some living.
12:09The library is officially closed.
12:13See you tonight, Greg.
12:15Yeah, yeah.
12:16I'm excited.
12:16Or something appropriate.
12:17I will.
12:19Where are we going?
12:20You're busy.
12:22How did he know where I was?
12:23I'm everywhere, Greg.
12:25Fudge!
12:27No, no, no, no.
12:28You cannot bail.
12:29If I'm going, you're going.
12:30Who made that rule?
12:31I want to have a bath and be by myself.
12:33Well, here's what we're going to do.
12:34I am going to shoot a penny and if I get it in, we both go and have a great
12:39time.
12:39You and your fucking pennies.
12:40Here we go.
12:42Please tell me you miss.
12:43I've ordered Thai food.
12:44Sorry, kiddo.
12:45I never miss.
12:46We can do this.
12:49Give me that cleave.
12:52No, you're a slut.
12:57Hey, sorry to pop by on and out.
12:59Wow.
13:00You look, uh, wow.
13:03Hey, is that the dress that you got when we were at Portobello Road and then went for drinks to
13:07Roland?
13:07Yeah, I'm not currently doing memory lane.
13:09Why are you here?
13:11Well, um, I was wondering if I could maybe have Roscoe tonight.
13:14I've had such a shit day.
13:16Apparently I have to heart my unborn child, otherwise I'm a terrible father.
13:20So you're not going to Waltz?
13:21No, no.
13:22Too many eyes on me.
13:23I don't think I can stomach being the talk of the town.
13:25Mm, yeah, that'd be awful.
13:28Yeah.
13:30I'm not going to lie.
13:31It does my heart good to see you suffer.
13:33Well, I'm glad I can be of service.
13:36Listen, I think you have a great night.
13:37I hated these things when we would go together.
13:39I don't know how I'll do it on my own.
13:42You'll be fine.
13:43Just get like a little bit too drunk and then you'll be everyone's best friend.
13:47You can take Roscoe, but bring him back in the morning.
13:52Giuseppe!
13:53Oh, te amo!
13:54Oh, mio bellissimo ragazzo!
13:56Oh, never got used to that.
13:57Oh, my gorgeous boy!
13:59Oh, my gosh.
14:10Hello.
14:11Uh...
14:12Joy, you...
14:33There's my guy.
14:34Go ahead, grab yourself a drink and then circle back here.
14:43I was worried that I'd be overdressed.
14:45At least I'm not wearing a kimono.
14:48Wow, that song ended abruptly.
14:51Hi, I'm Greg.
14:53I'm Joanie.
14:55Walt's wife.
14:57Oh, sure.
15:00Konichiwa.
15:02Arigato.
15:04Would you mind if I left?
15:23Hey, Tommy.
15:25Mr. Russo, hey.
15:27Sick fit.
15:27You look like you work on a cruise ship.
15:29Thanks.
15:31Shouldn't you be writing?
15:32Chill, my guy.
15:33I got it all done.
15:34Excellent.
15:35Yeah.
15:36Maybe I will have some light reading to do before bed.
15:40You're going to bed already?
15:42That is, like, super depressing.
15:44Yeah.
15:44Hey, you should come out.
15:45Oh.
15:46No, no, no.
15:47Everyone will love it.
15:48I don't think so.
15:49All good.
15:52This is stupid anyway.
15:54What's that?
15:55I was just trying to impress some guys with this bad boy.
15:58I don't have a lot of friends here.
16:01Just really sick of feeling like an outsider, you know?
16:09Well, good night.
16:10Good night.
16:21Hey, Tommy, wait up.
16:23Yeah?
16:25Hell yes!
16:26Let's go!
16:26All right.
16:27All right.
16:27One, two, three.
16:29Oh!
16:30That's way heavier than I remember.
16:33Yo!
16:34Whoa!
16:35Back up!
16:36Bro, you cheat every time we fucking play.
16:38I'll back up.
16:38They said I could play if I brought a partner.
16:40What do you think?
16:41That makes sense.
16:42I think we'll be fine.
16:43I'm gonna grab my coat.
16:46And where do I stand?
16:48Here's good.
16:48Elbow just can't pass.
16:49Elbow can't pass that.
16:50Right behind the line.
16:51Yeah, don't be a cheater like JD.
16:52All right.
16:52I'll do my best.
16:56Oh!
16:57Wow!
16:58I just take another shot?
17:00All right.
17:00I'm gonna try it.
17:01That was kind of fun to get one in.
17:04Oh!
17:05What the fuck?
17:05Let's see what happens this time.
17:08Oh!
17:09All right.
17:10Hey, Baldy.
17:11Are you thirsty?
17:13Oh!
17:14Boom!
17:15Oh!
17:17Yeah!
17:17Mr. Russo!
17:20Oh!
17:21Oh!
17:34How are you doing this?
17:35I don't know.
17:35How am I doing this?
17:37Oh!
17:38Damn!
17:38What the hell?
17:39There's no way that can fucking happen.
17:41Oh, you are a gun!
17:42God!
17:42Fuck this, guys.
17:44I'm talking out.
17:44Yeah, run away, you little bitch.
17:46Fuck you, Tommy.
17:47You always do this shit when you win.
17:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
17:51Are you already friends with these knuckleheads?
17:54Yeah, but we're so glad that you're here.
17:56All right.
17:57All right, boys.
17:58Drink up.
17:59Wait, if we won, why are we drinking?
18:01Because we won.
18:02Come on!
18:03All right.
18:04One, one, one, one.
18:05Just one.
18:07Ooh, wow.
18:08What is that?
18:10Oh, God.
18:14Here you go.
18:15Wow.
18:16That looks very dirty.
18:20Okay.
18:25Are you okay?
18:26Uh, I...
18:27I haven't flirted in a while.
18:29Eye contact was my move.
18:31What do you think?
18:32Feels like you're mad at me.
18:33If I was mad at you, you'd know.
18:45Oh, I'm so sorry.
18:47All good.
18:48Um, you know, I actually have another gig across town, so I'm heading out, but uh, Tim will
18:52make you a fresh one.
18:52Cool, cool, cool, cool.
18:53That's so cool.
18:54I'm just gonna flirt with Tim.
18:56Okay.
18:57Yeah, me too, Tim.
19:02I saw nothing.
19:04But that made me sad.
19:06Come join me.
19:08Sweet house, Mr. Russo.
19:12There is so much pot smoking here, I almost feel like I am smoking it.
19:17Bro, look in your hand.
19:21Oh, hello there.
19:24This couch is freaking me out.
19:26I used to have one just like it growing up.
19:29I lost my virginity to it.
19:32You don't own it?
19:33I do not.
19:34Oh, Tim.
19:35What the fuck?
19:36Where did you finish?
19:38No, no, no.
19:39Don't be embarrassed, George.
19:40We've all got our weird stuff.
19:41He's right.
19:43You ever heard of someone with a third nipple?
19:45Careful.
19:46You got one of those?
19:47I did.
19:48Don't do it.
19:49And a fourth.
19:50Don't do it.
19:52And a fifth.
19:53Five nipples is an anomaly.
19:55I was teased like crazy in high school.
19:57So, I had them removed before I came here.
20:00Got my confidence back.
20:03That's a great story, pig tits.
20:07Oh, that is gonna stick.
20:09I warned you.
20:10I miss high school.
20:12You know, me and Bernice were all in love and shit.
20:14Why are you stopping with this fucking Bernice shit?
20:16Dude, she dumped me hard.
20:17Tommy, you have to get over her.
20:18Trust me.
20:19My wife left me five years ago.
20:22And I still haven't bounced back.
20:26I haven't been, you know, I haven't been with anybody since.
20:30No fucking way.
20:32It is the truth, pig tits.
20:34You gotta get back in the game, man.
20:35I mean, look, you're not fugly.
20:38You're fucking great at beer pong.
20:39Amazing.
20:40Those are the two things women my age are looking for.
20:42That's the spirit, Gerd.
20:44Okay, well, this has been really fun.
20:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:48What are you talking about?
20:50We're going out.
20:50What are you talking about?
20:51It's, uh, it's 915, dude.
20:54Come on, rooster.
20:56What are you gonna do?
20:57Sit at home?
20:58Be lonely?
20:59No, I'm gonna do exactly what I wanna do.
21:01I'm gonna lie in bed eating garlic knots on a Friday night.
21:03You said you never went to college.
21:05You gotta have at least one epic night out.
21:07I have imbibed just enough alcohol to be at a perfect level.
21:12Come on.
21:12Come on.
21:13I am not going to succumb to peer pressure.
21:16Come on.
21:16No, no, no.
21:17No.
21:17Come on.
21:19Come on.
21:20All right, all right.
21:21Hey, we'll go.
21:22We'll do it.
21:23We'll do it.
21:24I'm worried about my mind.
21:25That's all right.
21:26That's all right.
21:28I hug that.
21:29Yo, this is gonna be lit.
21:31We don't have frats, but it's a frat-themed party, which is gonna be just as good.
21:35No, it's not, bro.
21:36My cousin is in a real frat.
21:38I mean, they draw dicks on each other's faces.
21:40No, no, no.
21:41No, no, no.
21:42In a real frat, you draw faces on each other's dicks.
21:45I've never been to a frat.
21:51Oh.
21:51Oh, whoa.
21:53Hey.
21:55What in the heck?
21:59Ooh.
22:01Russo.
22:02Hey.
22:02You responsible for this?
22:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:05We didn't do anything.
22:06We?
22:07Yeah.
22:08We...
22:08What?
22:10Where did they go?
22:11Why do you have paint on your hand there?
22:13Oh, I just touched it.
22:15I just touched it is the number one excuse I hear from guilty people.
22:19These graffiti tags?
22:21They've been going up all over the campus.
22:23And I know you're responsible.
22:24No, no, no, no, no.
22:25Yeah, because the paint isn't even wet anymore.
22:27Yes, it is.
22:30Yes, it is.
22:31Very wet still.
22:33I could have told you that, man.
22:34And now it's on my gun.
22:35Oh.
22:36Let me get you.
22:36No, don't.
22:38Don't.
22:38I'm sorry.
22:40Have you been drinking?
22:41Have you been drinking?
22:43I'm watching you, Greg.
22:45I'm watching you.
22:46No.
22:47Do not say it after I say it.
22:50I'm watching you.
22:57I'm watching you.
22:58No!
22:59Ah!
22:59Ah!
23:00I am watching you!
23:03Good night, officer.
23:05I'm watching you.
23:07Let's do this.
23:08Go!
23:09Guys!
23:10Where did you go?
23:12That was so awesome!
23:15This is the best night of my life!
23:18Rooster!
23:19Rooster!
23:20Rooster!
23:21Rooster!
23:24My boring date's in here somewhere.
23:25Have fun settling.
23:29And so there's Roland.
23:31Absolutely knackered.
23:32Naked is the day he was born.
23:34No way.
23:35Mounting the constable's horse.
23:38What the fuck are you doing here?
23:40Uh, if you'll excuse us, I think we need a moment now.
23:43Why aren't you at home being miserable with our dog?
23:46You tricked me.
23:47You made me think you were human.
23:48You always do that.
23:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
23:50What makes you think I'm not sad?
23:51I was moping.
23:53So, I took Roscoe out for a walk,
23:55and he sort of looked up at me, as if to say,
23:58what are you doing, mate?
23:59Get a grip.
24:01So, I looked in the mirror.
24:02I said to myself, you're amazing.
24:05And here I am.
24:06Okay, none of that is true.
24:08You saw me looking hot in this dress,
24:10and you couldn't even let me go to a party
24:12without making it all about you.
24:14I do love that dress.
24:16You're such a prick.
24:22I remember you.
24:24So, uh, things didn't work out with Tim?
24:26Oh, I was supposed to meet him later,
24:27but he died of old age.
24:30Did you give him the, uh, the 30 eye contact?
24:33I did, yeah.
24:49A penis shot?
24:51Hey, crushing it, brada.
24:55Oh.
24:55A penis shot?
24:57No, thanks.
25:02Oh!
25:02Oh, my God!
25:03Oh, my God!
25:04This song is for my friend, Greg,
25:07who won't shut up until I play it for her.
25:12Everybody hurts...
25:14Sometimes.
25:18Are you okay?
25:19This song is how I feel every day.
25:23But your daughter is my favorite professor.
25:27I was supposed to see her tonight at this faculty thing.
25:30But I ran away.
25:32I don't know, sad dad.
25:33What happened?
25:33Nothing, really.
25:35I just got scared.
25:36Like a bitch?
25:37Like a bitch, yes.
25:39Dude, you gotta do something about him, man.
25:41But he's murdering the five.
25:42Oh!
25:44Fun question.
25:45Ava, have you ever looked in the mirror
25:46and seen a scared, hairy old man looking back at you?
25:50No.
25:51But that would definitely freak me the fuck out.
25:54Yeah, it's pretty horrifying.
25:56Hey, can I scooch you on real quick, Greg?
26:00Thanks.
26:01A little bit more.
26:03Oh, sorry.
26:04Yeah.
26:07Made it.
26:08Hey, man.
26:10I think your time with us might be over.
26:13Feeling the same thing.
26:14Gotta pee, though.
26:16And I can't unbutton my pants.
26:20Would you take these off, please?
26:21Hey, you know it's against the rules.
26:23Right.
26:24I apologize for being such a buzzkill tonight.
26:28What are you talking about?
26:29This was epic.
26:31Are you fucking high?
26:32Yeah, probably a little, still.
26:33Me too.
26:35Oh, perfect time to knock out that paper.
26:37No, really?
26:38You haven't even started it yet?
26:40I got inspo.
26:41Spent the night with the real rooster.
26:44I'm not rooster.
26:45Yeah, you are.
26:46No, I'm not.
26:47As much as I would like to be,
26:49I just have spent way too much time being me.
26:53Come on.
26:54This is college.
26:55You get to reinvent yourself here.
26:58Just decide whoever you want to be,
27:00and you be that shit.
27:02Fellas?
27:04Oh, God.
27:05Poor pig tits.
27:07I can't even remember his real name.
27:09It's JD.
27:10Pig tits is better.
27:17You know I wasn't lying when I said I didn't fit in.
27:22I'm a townie.
27:24I only got accepted because you get in if one of your folks works here.
27:29But hey, I mean, look at me.
27:31Hanging out with the fancy kids, huh?
27:37So, you know, you can be the rooster if you want.
27:40It's like you say.
27:42Can't ride it if it's not in you, man.
27:45Hmm.
27:50All right, help me up.
27:51Yes, sir.
27:52Thank you, sir.
27:53Of course.
27:54Come here.
27:54Okay.
27:55Bring it in.
27:56Yep.
27:59Good night, Tommy.
28:00Wait.
28:01Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
28:05Bam.
28:06Yeah.
28:08Good night, rooster.
28:14The rooster got out of the handcuffs the same way he had a thousand times before.
28:22He made his way to the Cherry Blossom Club and walked in like he owned the place.
28:31He was looking for Eduardo.
28:33It was time to face the music.
28:36I owe you an apology, Walt.
28:38I insulted your wife earlier for being vaguely racist, and I'm sorry.
28:43Joanie looks lovely, by the way.
28:44She looks ridiculous, Greg.
28:45She has chopsticks in her hair, for God's sake.
28:47But can I tell you something?
28:48That is not going to stop me from taking a run at her later.
28:52Cool visual.
28:56You go ahead and wait here.
28:58I'm going to bring this to Joanie, and then we'll introduce you to everybody.
29:01Sounds good.
29:01Yeah.
29:04And that's when he spotted Bernice.
29:10He'd been thinking about this moment since the first time they met.
29:14And he'd left her alone at the docks.
29:17It was now or never.
29:23Dylan.
29:25Hey.
29:27Listen.
29:28That night in front of your house.
29:32I regretted it the minute I left.
29:36Bernice said exactly what he wanted to hear.
29:39Cool.
29:41This is Chris.
29:44Oh, solid handshake.
29:46Yeah.
29:47You take care of our girl.
29:49What?
29:50My loss.
29:52Seeing Bernice's new guy made Rooster angry.
29:55Like an angry person.
29:57But he shook it off.
29:58There were other fish in the sea.
30:00Hey, don't tell anyone, but I love your books.
30:03I'm telling everyone.
30:06This was his nightclub now.
30:08Scotch, please.
30:10And someone.
30:11Hey, Rooster.
30:13Was getting lucky tonight.
30:26You must have been really thirsty.
30:28I was born thirsty.
30:30Where were you born?
30:32Let's just have sex.
30:33I know just the place.
30:39Over there.
30:41Wait, wait, wait.
30:42Does it have to be in Walt's office?
30:44Part of it for me.
30:45Clear the desk.
30:50The last few years were a blur.
30:52All he could tell you was he'd lost his way for a while.
30:55Leave the egg.
30:56Yeah, we might use that later.
30:57Still, he knew one thing for certain.
30:59The Rooster was back.
31:02Open me up.
31:02You got it, baby.
31:15Dad?
31:16Katie, morning.
31:19Where are you coming from?
31:21Just out for a jog?
31:23Who's the other coffee for?
31:25Roscoe.
31:26Can't wake up without an espresso.
31:29All right.
31:32Okay, you have to take this to go.
31:33This was a mistake.
31:35Didn't feel like a mistake.
31:36Wait, you didn't park your car outside of my house, did you?
31:39I'm a clever boy.
31:40Parked you around the block.
31:41Do you want to go again?
31:42Get the fuck out.
31:43Oh, baby, let all them voices slip away, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:58Don't look back.
32:00I want to break free.
32:02If you never see him coming, you never have to hide.
32:06Take my hand.
32:09Take my hair.
32:10Take my everything.
32:12If you only got a moment, give it to me now.
32:19Oh, love will never break the same.
32:25We take.
32:25Oh, love will never break the same.
32:31We take the room.
32:34Baby, let all them voices slip away, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:43We take the time.
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