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00:07Okay, that's to you Greg.
00:09The current pot is a Starbucks gift card with 75 cents left, a troll doll pen, and a completed
00:15Sudoku book.
00:17I'll raise.
00:18A sick day.
00:19Whoa.
00:19Hey-o.
00:21I bet you got nothing.
00:23I call.
00:24I'm out.
00:24I was chasing a Route 66 straight.
00:27Thanks for nothing, Maine.
00:28Well, close the Pontiac plant because I got three Michiganders.
00:32Oh, Houston, we have a problem because I've got three Floridas.
00:37So I win?
00:38No, Florida beats Michigan.
00:39Right, Collette?
00:40It did until you got food poisoning from a roadside salsa in Tallahassee.
00:44You called it Gator Guts.
00:46Yeah, that's right.
00:46You texted us a picture.
00:48And a video.
00:49Anybody mind if I borrow this chair?
00:50My old broken chair?
00:52No.
00:52Good.
00:53Because I hired a new driving examiner.
00:55Whoa.
00:55Really?
00:56This person's about to put us on the map.
00:58She is Ray Henderson's niece.
01:03Ray Henderson, director of the California DMV.
01:06Huh.
01:08Ray Henderson.
01:09Any relation to Harry and the Hendersons?
01:11You work at the DMV in the state of California.
01:15Come on, you guys.
01:16Oh, Ray Henderson, the inventor of the Muppets.
01:19Yes.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Hmm.
01:27Oh, good.
01:29Looks like the new driving examiner's not here.
01:31Maybe she'll never show.
01:33The last thing I need is some woman complaining every time I burp or fart.
01:36Hmph.
01:37I'm a woman, and I do complain.
01:39Collette, no.
01:39I meant like a real woman, like Deborah Messing or Cher.
01:42Well, I, for one, am excited for a fresh new start.
01:46I think I'm going to tell her I go by Cole.
01:48Everybody, put your hands up.
01:50And welcome Robin Henderson.
01:53Hi.
01:53Hi.
01:53I'm Collette.
01:54Damn it.
01:54Of course you are.
01:56It is so lovely to meet you.
01:58Would you take a hug?
01:59Because I would give a hug.
02:01Don't make me beg for it.
02:04Oh.
02:06Oh.
02:08And you must be Vic.
02:10Hey.
02:11Oh.
02:12What a powerhouse.
02:14And that is Greg.
02:15Hm.
02:16I am going to respectfully pass on the hugs.
02:18And I'm guessing you hate nicknames too.
02:20Wow.
02:20And to think I had handsome locked and loaded.
02:24I'll tolerate it.
02:26So, Collette is our bright shining star.
02:28She's going to take you under her wing and show you the ropes.
02:31Well, I am very honored, Collette.
02:34Would it be okay if we just exchanged phone numbers just in case any questions come up?
02:38Oh, my God.
02:39I love you.
02:39But like in a boundaried way.
02:41Unless you also hate boundaries.
02:42Oh, I hate them.
02:45Looks like we have a winner.
02:46Good luck, Robin.
02:48Mm-hmm.
02:49Henderson.
02:51Take care, mate.
02:54Oh, God.
02:55No.
02:55Not again.
02:56Relax, Kiwi.
02:57I didn't come here just to get influenza.
02:59I came for her.
03:01You're late, dummy.
03:02I am so sorry.
03:03I'm not even going to waste your time with a pathetic excuse.
03:05Wait.
03:05Wait.
03:06You're going out with him?
03:07Third date.
03:08It's our hard lunch.
03:09Mm-hmm.
03:10Please tell me this isn't happening.
03:11Oh, it's happening, Kimmy Kangaroo.
03:13Took the G-Wagon to your cousin.
03:15I mean, six bills for a wash seems more than fair.
03:18Good.
03:18Now go get it.
03:19Hello.
03:20I'm in heels.
03:20I'm not going to walk.
03:21Of course not.
03:22Be right back.
03:23What?
03:24Wait.
03:24I thought he was married.
03:26Mm.
03:26Freshly divorced.
03:27That's when they're the most irresponsible with their money.
03:29Hi, Noah.
03:42That's what she said?
03:43Oh, yeah.
03:43That's what she said.
03:44You're bad.
03:46You're bad.
03:47Group breakfast without the whole group.
03:49Fun.
03:50Carly, you have to try Robin's cookies.
03:52They are amazing.
03:53Grandma Henderson's recipe.
03:55Why didn't you guys tell me about burritos and cookies?
03:58I've been texting you.
03:59Silly goose.
04:00Where have you been?
04:00Literally sitting at my desk.
04:02Staring at my phone.
04:04Okay, that's so weird.
04:05Yeah.
04:06Hold on.
04:08Okay, three, six, four, seven.
04:11Three, six, four, eight.
04:12Ugh.
04:13I put it in.
04:14Smart bones, right?
04:16Okay.
04:17I've got such a big surprise for everybody.
04:20Oh, yeah.
04:22Custom shirts.
04:24These are amazing.
04:25Well, the best driving examiner team ever needs the best shirts ever.
04:28And they have our names.
04:30Handsome.
04:31Oh, Robin, you are so bad.
04:33Oh.
04:34Complete stops are sexy.
04:36It's so good and clever because it's about our work.
04:40Hey.
04:42I think I might need a different size.
04:44Oh, no.
04:45I must have guessed the wrong one.
04:47You still look cute, though.
04:49Yeah?
04:51Yeah.
04:52Cool.
04:54Is this Greg's old chair?
04:56Did someone switch them?
04:59Hmm.
05:01Nope.
05:03Next.
05:06Eh.
05:07Ah.
05:08Ceci, please.
05:09I said I was sorry.
05:10I promise it'll never happen again.
05:12Oh, yeah?
05:12Is that what you said to Charlize?
05:14Made Charlize like Theron.
05:16Mr. Johnny Big Shot over here left me all alone at our dinner table so he could flirt with
05:20some actress.
05:21Look, we won her for a big part in Yahtzee.
05:23So I had to say hello.
05:24Yahtzee?
05:25Who cares about Yahtzee?
05:26And now I'm leaving him.
05:28No, no.
05:29Ceci, please.
05:30Uh-uh.
05:30Seems like you crashed and burned, bro.
05:32Oh, really?
05:33Is that how it seems?
05:34That was actually coming back.
05:36Okay.
05:38I thought, you know that.
05:40Didn't ask any questions.
05:44What are you asking?
05:44Iは本当に, don't worry.
05:48How each other cares could have happened.
05:49To some point.
05:49I'm leaving.
05:50But I could just say, 개föw's a quier,
06:01um, that's maybe 1- beautiful forest barracks.
06:03What a感動's heart.
06:03What an impact button aún is.
06:04While one при
06:09Oh, hey!
06:11Ha!
06:12I don't get this country.
06:18Oh, you might want to slow down.
06:20It's school zone and it rained earlier.
06:22I'm going the speed limit.
06:24Yeah, but when the road is slick,
06:26the rule is technically as safe as conditions allow.
06:30Okay, professor driving.
06:33I'm just teasing you, big goof.
06:37Yeah, so this is so dumb.
06:40And sometimes I get in my head about this stuff,
06:42but since you've arrived,
06:45I kind of feel like I'm being boxed out.
06:49Oh my God, Colette.
06:51I know, I know. It's silly.
06:53You're so right.
06:55But I am boxing you out.
06:57There's just only room for one star at the DMV.
07:00And it's me.
07:03That's why I'm coming for your spot.
07:06That's why you have to go.
07:10So take a left on Western.
07:12Mm-hmm.
07:15I am telling you, Robin is not who you think.
07:19She's a black widow.
07:20She killed her husband?
07:21No, she's coming for my job.
07:23Oh, so not a black widow at all.
07:25Hmm.
07:25Sounds like somebody's got a little jelly in their belly.
07:28No jelly in this belly.
07:29She told me I had to go.
07:32Only a crazy person would say that.
07:34Exactly!
07:35I was talking about you.
07:37What?
07:38She's the niece of Ray Henderson.
07:40She has such a life.
07:41Why would she want to get rid of you?
07:44Because I'm the star and she wants to be the star.
07:46This is the DMV.
07:47There are no stars.
07:49Seriously?
07:50You don't believe me?
07:51Robin is so awesome.
07:52She makes me protein shakes before I even feel my peptides getting low.
07:56I want to believe you.
07:58I just don't.
08:00How can you not be on my side right now?
08:02It's just that you're coming off a teeny bit extremely paranoid.
08:08Perhaps somebody needs a little rest.
08:10What?
08:10No, no, no.
08:12No.
08:13I'm fine.
08:13We'll call it a wellness break.
08:16Oh.
08:17Doesn't that sound wonderful?
08:18Please, no.
08:19You've got to be a good girl.
08:20I can change.
08:21Okay.
08:22Don't, please.
08:23Just relax.
08:23No, no, no.
08:24Please don't send me to...
08:25Be sure and click finished after the last question of the written test.
08:29This will indicate to the system that you are finished.
08:33Hi.
08:36Get back to your test.
08:39Hey, Noah.
08:41Hey, Ceci.
08:42I'm sorry.
08:43I got a bit of paperwork to catch up.
08:45So Brent and I made up, but then he goes to me for like 10 minutes.
08:47So now he's dead to me.
08:49Okay.
08:49Well, hey, you're very level-headed people.
08:52I'm sure you'll figure it out.
08:53Nope.
08:54It's over.
08:55I was going to drive to his condo and hide all of his remotes, but I got a flat tire
08:57in
08:57the parking lot and I can't change it because of...
09:01Will you help me?
09:02Yeah.
09:02As long as you're out of that toxic relationship.
09:05Yeah.
09:05I'm happy to help.
09:07Okay.
09:08So are you going to do it or just talk about it?
09:10I'll go do it.
09:19All right.
09:19I got two Iowas and Nebraska and, woo-hoo, Puerto Rico.
09:24Ha-ha.
09:25Is it me or am I like really good at this?
09:27Uh, no.
09:28That's the worst hand I've ever seen in this game.
09:31Yeah.
09:31You don't even have five cards.
09:32Yeah.
09:33But it beats you, bro.
09:34Full house.
09:35New York's full of Utah's.
09:37Oh, well, nothing could be finer than full house Carolina.
09:41North meets south together again.
09:44Yeah.
09:44Oh, I'm so sorry, bro.
09:46But I got the better hand.
09:47No, I'm...
09:48Where's Khaled?
09:48She remembers all the rules.
09:50Oh, come on.
09:50Does it really matter, guys?
09:52I mean, this is just a stupid game anyway.
09:54Stupid game.
09:55Hey, Robin.
09:56I got a great idea.
09:57You, me, selfie under your uncle's photo.
09:59Send it to him.
10:00Ha-ha.
10:00What a thrill.
10:01That is a great idea.
10:02I hope he doesn't get confused to think I'm the manager.
10:05Ha-ha-ha.
10:08Hello, Ray.
10:09I think you got us mixed up.
10:10She's a blondie.
10:11Ha-ha.
10:11She's so funny.
10:15Hey, remember when we found that license that looked like Collette as a little boy?
10:20You know, I still have that somewhere.
10:22Oh.
10:23Ha-ha.
10:24Ah, Boylette.
10:26Coolest mustache in the Dakotas.
10:27Ah, you know, I'm starting to miss the old girl.
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:31Well, I got a test.
10:32Uh, you want anything from Subway?
10:33I'm gonna have my kids stop.
10:34Oh, yeah.
10:35Just grab me a...
10:37Greg, buddy, you trailed off there.
10:38Are you taking your ginkgo?
10:39Well...
10:42Her cookies are Subway cookies.
10:44Robin lied to us.
10:46What?
10:48They are Subway.
10:49She stole the recipe and baked them herself.
10:52No, I think she's buying her cookies from Subway.
10:55There's so many levels to this.
10:56No, there's exactly one level.
10:59Look, I'll be honest.
11:00This is a tricky one.
11:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:06What are you doing, Broham?
11:08Ceci called me to change your tire.
11:09And I brought a guy to do it.
11:11Ah, well, you're too late.
11:12Noah here is already almost done.
11:14I don't understand what I'm doing, but I do understand I'm not almost done.
11:17How am I late? I left as soon as you texted.
11:19Oh, are you sure?
11:20Are you sure you didn't get held up talking to, I don't know, Charlize Theron?
11:24Charlize means nothing to me.
11:25Sure.
11:26Let's go, Noah.
11:27Come on.
11:28Thank you for showing me what true loyalty feels like.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:32This friendship is over, mate.
11:34Friendship, we're famously enemies.
11:39Colette, Robin is a fraud.
11:41Oh, my God.
11:42You guys believe me.
11:44We're sorry.
11:44We should have listened to you from the start.
11:46Yeah, we didn't realize how evil she was.
11:48Passing off Subway cookies as her own.
11:50But also, she was really nice to me, and then she threatened me.
11:53It's all very upsetting.
11:55Yeah, but, uh, saying that she's coming for my spot.
11:58That's a little more so.
11:59We gotta tell Barbara about this.
12:01Also, Subway, there could be major legal ramifications.
12:05Just not harping on it, but, uh, I'm a friend of yours.
12:07And these are cookies.
12:09Cookies!
12:10Oh!
12:10Screen's still frozen.
12:12Click restart!
12:14I hate it here.
12:21Oh, you guys look intense.
12:23Another rat died on the walls?
12:24No.
12:25Robin is a fraud.
12:27She's passing off Subway cookies as her own.
12:30And?
12:31Oh, right, Colette.
12:32And she says she knows pro wrestling, but there's no proof.
12:35It's really, it's the cookies.
12:37Yeah.
12:37It's mostly the cookies.
12:38Okay, everybody just calm down.
12:39This is Ray's niece, and you're accusing her of baking fraud.
12:43And the fact that she's, uh, you know what?
12:45Let's just go with the cookies.
12:46They seem to land.
12:47Listen, I want to believe you.
12:48I do.
12:49But if Ray gets word of this, it could sink our branch.
12:51And I'm not trying to prove it yet, but I'm pretty sure that if I stop working here, I will
12:56die.
12:56Oh, come on, Barb.
12:57We're already on the chopping block.
12:59Let's go out with some integrity.
13:01Yeah, screw this.
13:01I'm going in.
13:02I'm already wearing a wire.
13:04Whoa!
13:04Whoa!
13:05Whoa!
13:05Do you have our backs?
13:07It's not that simple, Colette.
13:08If we come for the king's niece, we best not miss.
13:13She doesn't even know the rules of the road!
13:15Say that again?
13:16Not only does she not know them, she calls them the suggestions of the road.
13:21What in the name of fried butter?
13:23Look at this!
13:23Look!
13:23Ask her anything from this handbook.
13:26If I am wrong, I will stay in written tests for every...
13:29Two weeks...
13:30Ten days.
13:31Two days.
13:31One day.
13:33An hour.
13:34One day.
13:37Sissy.
13:38Oh, good.
13:40You saw me.
13:42What's new?
13:43Hey look, I don't appreciate you using me in whatever twisted game you're playing with
13:47breath, okay?
13:48Okay, got it.
13:50Relationships are based on respect, even when it comes to conflict.
13:53Yeah, I got it, Noah. Thank you.
13:55And over what?
13:56You know, because he left you at a table for two minutes to talk to an actress?
14:00Why don't you just order yourself a drink and eat some breadsticks?
14:03Are you that insecure?
14:09Oh my god, what? Is it a rat?
14:11I don't know, Noah. Maybe I am that insecure.
14:13Okay?
14:15Wait, what?
14:16You?
14:18It's just...
14:19He's this little big Hollywood guy and...
14:21I don't know, I work at the DMV.
14:24He takes me to all these fancy restaurants, all these fancy people, and...
14:27I just don't fit in.
14:29I know it sounds stupid, but...
14:31I think I really like him.
14:33Doesn't sound stupid, okay?
14:36I mean, it sounds stupid to me.
14:39But, if you like the guy, then you should tell him how you feel.
14:43What if you don't have enough in common?
14:46You're both incredibly selfish petty people, so...
14:50Thanks, Noah.
14:52That's really sweet.
14:54Right.
14:58Hey, Robin.
15:00Robin Hood!
15:03Uh, I...
15:04Um, am in a little bit of a pickle, and I need your help.
15:07Sure, what's up?
15:08Examiner Tercilla moving into position.
15:10Uh, I signed up for some trivia.
15:13Online.
15:14And...
15:15I can't remember...
15:16Who was the right of way at a four-way stop?
15:17Um, whoever gets there first.
15:20Right, right.
15:20But what if the cars get there at the same time?
15:23This is a trivia question?
15:25Yeah, I know.
15:26Um, I don't know.
15:29They figure it out.
15:31They figure it out?
15:33There it is.
15:35You got God.
15:38Suspect apprehended at...
15:39Oh, I forgot to press record.
15:41Robin, I'm gonna need you to step away from the water cooler.
15:43What?
15:45What is this?
15:46It's a bust.
15:47You're busted.
15:48You didn't think that I wouldn't recognize a cookie from Subway?
15:51Well, you didn't.
15:52Eventually.
15:53And let's not forget that she...
15:56Show disregard and disrespect to the rules of the road.
16:00Thank you, Colette.
16:01Oh, please.
16:02What are you gonna do about it, Barb?
16:04Fire me.
16:05Good luck.
16:06My uncle will make a phone call, and you'll be working at the one window at the Mount Shasta
16:11DMV.
16:13You're exactly right.
16:15We all live under the great benevolent shadow of Sir Ray Anderson.
16:20But there's one other picture on that wall I have to answer to.
16:32The duck stops here.
16:34The duck stops with me.
16:36Robin.
16:36For the sake of this branch, the employees, and road safety,
16:42you are fired.
16:44Yeah.
16:45All right, Barb.
16:46Get some.
16:47Well, congratulations, everybody.
16:50May the rest of your life be an unending hell.
16:53Too bad you weren't more careful.
16:57This is the second boot I've worn on a foot this year.
17:01Tootsie Pop, I don't know how to be careful.
17:03Yeah, she really doesn't.
17:05No.
17:08You'll be sorry.
17:14What is going on here?
17:15Against every instinct I had, I asked Brink to come in.
17:18Is there something that you would like to say to him?
17:22Fine.
17:23I didn't like when you left me alone at that table because
17:27it made me feel like
17:29you were embarrassed by me.
17:31Susie, are you kidding?
17:33No way.
17:35It's just that
17:36sometimes I get nervous when I talk to famouses
17:39and I didn't want you to see me like that.
17:42Really?
17:42Okay, now I want you each to say something positive
17:46about the other person.
17:48Yeah.
17:51Brent, I like how expensive your car is.
17:56And that you do whatever I say.
17:58And I like how you're so hot.
18:01Makes me look important.
18:03It does.
18:04And you're nice to me.
18:06I like that.
18:07And you're so smart.
18:09Mm-hmm.
18:10Yes.
18:11Good.
18:12Okay.
18:13Okay, now we are getting somewhere.
18:15Is that somewhere a sexual desert?
18:17Because I am so turned off right now.
18:18Oh my god.
18:19Yeah, are you done killing the Vibe
18:20or do you have some voicemails from my mom
18:22you want to play for us?
18:23Hey, you know what?
18:24This is the most toxic, self-destructive relationship
18:28I have ever witnessed.
18:29And for the sake of everyone in this world,
18:31I'm just so glad that you two found each other.
18:33Well done.
18:36This freaking guy.
18:57Barb?
18:59Ray Henderson's on the phone.
19:01Oh.
19:03Chin up, Barb.
19:04Chin up.
19:12Kier Kaha.
19:15Hey, before you get canned,
19:16will you sign my vacation request really quick?
19:18Here and here.
19:21Thanks, man.
19:22Thanks, man.
19:22You did the right thing.
19:32She was a good, good boss.
19:34Yeah, I'm gonna miss Barb.
19:37I called her mom once, you know.
19:39Same.
19:48Well, Ray asked me if I fired his niece.
19:53And then...
19:54he thanked me?
19:57And he called me a hero?
19:59Robbins is an annoying sister's kid,
20:01and I just did what he can ever do.
20:03This is great for our branch, you guys.
20:06Awesome, Barb.
20:10Well, hey, let's play some poker.
20:13Winner buys Subway.
20:15Yes.
20:15Hey, Nevada beats Pennsylvania, right?
20:17No, not since the vending machine
20:19at the Mirage A. Greg Stoller.
20:21It's the one slot machine I thought I could beat, okay?
20:26Stop, stop, stop.
20:27Relax, I'm not even touching you yet.
20:29God, I thought you were tough.
20:30No, no, no, just do a little at a time.
20:32No all at once.
20:34No a little at a time.
20:36Oh my God, you're being such a baby.
20:38God.
20:39Okay, just close your eyes
20:40and imagine you're walking down a beautiful path
20:44and there's a garden
20:45and it's so nice, oh, so lovely, little puppy.
20:48Ah, and we're done.
20:50Oh, wow.
20:51I didn't feel a thing.
20:53Ah!
20:54Ah!
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