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00:00Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed.
00:03A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.
00:06And then one day he was shooting at some food.
00:09And up through the ground come a bubble and crude.
00:12Oil, that is.
00:13Black gold.
00:15Texas tea.
00:17Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.
00:20The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.
00:23Said, California is the place you ought to be.
00:25So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.
00:27Beverly Hills, that is.
00:30Swimming pools.
00:32Movie stars.
00:33The Beverly Hillbillies.
00:53Now come along and visit with the Clampett family.
00:57As they learn the simple pleasures of the hills of Beverly.
01:01That includes the products of your sponsor of the week.
01:05The cereals of Kellogg's.
01:07Kellogg's of Battle Creek.
01:09K-E-double-L.
01:10O-double-good.
01:11Kellogg's.
01:11Best to you.
01:25Mr. Jed!
01:26Mr. Jed!
01:29Pa!
01:30Ma!
01:30Yeah, Jeff, you're a...
01:31When that boy gets to go, he's a one-man stampede.
01:34I hope nobody gets in his way.
01:36Ready!
01:37Ready!
01:41Ellie Mae!
01:43Ellie Mae!
01:49Ellie Mae!
01:52Granny?
01:53Jethro come through here?
02:05Granny, did Jed and Jethro come...
02:12What in the world have you been at your room at his, Nancy?
02:17That's what I was thinking of, Jethro got to go on so fast he run clean into the cement
02:21park.
02:22Something wrong with Granny?
02:24Well, I hate to tell you this, Jed, but she's stiff as a boy.
02:28At this time in the morning?
02:30I never knowed Granny to take more than a thimble full and a...
02:36My doggy, she is stiff, isn't she?
02:39Ready.
02:41Shame to you.
02:43Pa!
02:44This here's the letter Jethro dropped when he fell in the cement pond.
02:48He says he'll be right in.
02:50Oh, no, he won't.
02:52Jethro, you stay out in the sun until you're dry.
02:58What's wrong with Granny?
02:59No, go outside and chase Jethro till he gets dry.
03:03I catch him, can I wrestle him?
03:05No, Ellie, just run him.
03:07Okay, Lord.
03:08What happened?
03:09What hit me?
03:10Going liquor, I reckon.
03:12Well, whoever throwed it at me left it in the jug.
03:15Granny, can you walk?
03:16Of course I can walk.
03:19Well, let's walk over to the table here and sit down while Pearl reads us his letter.
03:25Quit pulling the table away from me.
03:29Granny, you and Miss Drysdale been hittin' the juice a little?
03:33Of course not.
03:34I never take more than a thimbleful, and you know it.
03:38Granny, Jed, I can't read all the writin' cause the ink is run.
03:42But this letter's from Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs, and they's a-flyin' out here.
03:48Wee, doggy.
03:49You hear that, Granny?
03:50Old Lester and Earl's comin' out here to see us.
03:53You mean they're comin' to see Pearl?
03:55Well, them two always was crazy in love with her.
03:57Oh, Granny, that was a long time ago before they moved to Nashville and become famous.
04:02A man never forgets his first love, Pearl.
04:04And you was the first love of both Flatt and Scruggs.
04:08Oh, stop it.
04:09I was just a girl, and they was just boys.
04:14Big boys, to grant you.
04:16I never seen two big boys crazier in love with one little woman.
04:20They was all scrappin' over you.
04:22They were singin' to you.
04:23Sometimes they do both.
04:25Sing a chorus and then scrap a chorus.
04:28You had their heart meltin' like hog grease on a hot griddle.
04:33Now, now stop it.
04:34You got me a-bushin'.
04:36I don't want to hear no more about it.
04:39All right, Pearl.
04:42Remember the way they used to serenade me?
04:44Yeah.
04:45Lester with his guitar and Earl with his banjo.
04:48Both of them were singin' love songs till their throats was raw.
04:51Pearl, how come you never said yes to one of them fine boys?
04:54I just couldn't decide betwixt them.
04:56They both asked me to elope, but...
04:59I couldn't decide whether to fly with Flatt or skip with Scruggs.
05:05You better decide now.
05:07I'll bet that's why they're flyin' out here, to get your answer.
05:10After all these years?
05:11Oh, Granny, don't be ridiculous.
05:13Man never forgets his first love, Pearl.
05:28Pearl, Pearl, Pearl, don't give your love to Earl.
05:32I've got a horse and mule, forty acres near a school, and we'll be happy as two foes.
05:41Pearl, Pearl, Pearl, come be my lovin' girl.
05:45Don't you marry Lester Flett, he slicks his hair with possum-fed.
05:49Change her name to Mrs. Earl Strokes.
05:53Pearl, Pearl, Pearl, you'll get no love from Earl.
05:57This year a man is such a salve, he won't hold you on his lap.
06:02And let you out on the old five-string banjo.
06:06Pearl, Pearl, Pearl, he's nutty as a squirrel.
06:10If you'll be Mrs. Scruggs, we will live on kisses and hugs.
06:14Happy as two...
06:15Pearl, Pearl.
06:15I think we better stop this song, cause you only comes to why.
06:19Yeah, they're jealous of Pearl as it is.
06:22Well, they got a reason to be, cause I ain't never seen a girl as pretty as Pearl.
06:25Yeah, we haven't settled for second best.
06:29Why'd you stop singing, Earl?
06:32Yes, what was that song you boys were doing just now?
06:34Ah, just an old tune we used to sing.
06:37Before we met you.
06:38Oh, you're going to use it in your Los Angeles engagement?
06:40Oh, no, I don't think we're better.
06:42Say, Earl, it sure will be nice to see old Jed Clampett again, won't it?
06:46It sure will, Lester.
06:54You know who they can't wait to see again, don't you?
06:57Of course, the fabulous Pearl.
07:00We'll finally get a look at this raving beauty.
07:03You're dying to meet her, aren't you?
07:11Can you make out any more of the lady, Pearl?
07:13There's another word coming through.
07:17E-N-G-A-G
07:22Engagement.
07:24Granny was right.
07:25He's coming for your answer.
07:27You've got to get engaged to one of them.
07:29Oh, I don't believe it.
07:30After all these years, Pearl, you want to take my advice?
07:34You marry that little Earl Scruggs.
07:36Don't you do it, Pearl.
07:37Take Lester flat.
07:38I ain't figuring on marrying nobody.
07:41Now, let's not have no more of this kind of talk.
07:44Well, Ma, I'm blended, but I'm dry.
07:48Jeff, Pearl Scruggs.
07:50What?
07:50What?
07:51I'm Rodine.
07:52Oh, go change your clothes.
07:54Yes.
08:03Deliveroo?
08:04You out here?
08:06Yeah, Mom.
08:07Open your bottle walk.
08:13Come on, Daddy.
08:14Come on.
08:15Come on.
08:25Thought that rascal to swim now
08:27Just can't keep her out of the water
08:28Yeah, yeah, critters
08:30Next you'll be teaching them dogs how to climb trees
08:32Look up yonder
08:39Ellie, quick as you can
08:41Come on in the house and give Granny a hand
08:43She's cooking for the big wingding tonight
08:44We's having a wingding?
08:46We sure are
08:47Earl Scruggs and Lester Flatt's coming to town
08:50I hear to them
08:51They make records and everything
08:53Them two learned how to sing and play
08:55Serenade near Aunt Pearl
08:56Really?
08:57Well, tell me about it, Pa
08:58Well, Aunt Pearl was just about your age then
09:02And she favored you a lot, too
09:05Real pretty
09:06Had corn silky hair just like yours
09:09And a beautiful figure
09:11Well, sir, she pertin' her
09:13Drove Lester and Earl out of their banjo-pickin' mines
09:16So many of them boys
09:18They finally left the hills and moved to Nashville
09:20Well, how come Aunt Pearl didn't marry up with one of them?
09:24Couldn't make up her mind, I reckon
09:25But she's gonna have to tonight
09:26Them boys are coming out here insistin' on an engagement
09:29That's how come we's having a wingding, huh?
09:32Yeah
09:32Back home, we'd have had a barn dance
09:34Trouble is, these Beverly Hills places ain't got no barns
09:39Well, couldn't we borrow somebody's barn, Pa?
09:42Well, scarce as they are
09:44And us being strangers would be too much to ask
09:47We'll make do, though
09:48I sent Jethro out with the truck
09:50He'd find some hay and some corn shucks
09:52And one thing or another
09:53And put them in the drawing room
09:54Reckon he can make it look like a barn?
09:56I told him to do the best he could
09:59Hey, Ma, I got a surprise
10:00Come see how I fix the drawing room up for that wingding tonight
10:03Well, in a minute, dear
10:04I've got to decide which dress I'm gonna wear tonight
10:07Do you think this one shows off my figure?
10:10Well, yeah, Ma
10:10But wear it anyway, it's pretty
10:13Come on, Ma
10:14Uncle Jeth told me to fix the drawing room up like a barn
10:17See how you like it?
10:19Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet, Ma
10:22Come on in
10:27I'm surprised you didn't bring in a mule
10:31Did that rascal get out again?
10:35Jethro, you're making me old before my time
10:38How could you bring this livestock into a mansion like this?
10:42It wasn't easy, Ma
10:43But I figured it out
10:44I'll send you to the truck up to the front of the mansion
10:46And you get this livestock out of here
10:48And you'll be quick about it
10:49But why?
10:51Because I say why
10:52Now get it out
10:53Take it back where you got it
10:55And I mean right now
10:56Well, I'll do my best, Ma
10:58But first I gotta round up that mule and Mother Pigs
11:04I should have married Lester Earl
11:06Maybe this wouldn't have happened to me
11:14This is the special operator
11:16The number you have dialed does not exist
11:18You sound like the same lady I was talking to before
11:21Yes, I'm afraid I am
11:23Well, then you put me through to the same butcher shop I was talking to before
11:27I told that fella to send me a side of pork
11:29And some pig feet for tonight's wind dig
11:32And it better get here, too, before I
11:37That's my honey, it's here
11:38And I gotta say for him, it's fresh
11:45There you are, you little rascal
11:46You're going home
11:47Where you going, I got him
11:49I told me to take him back where he come from
11:58Pearl, pearl, pearl
12:00You look just like a girl
12:02That's the truth, you do
12:03Oh, no, Jed
12:06Lester and Earl just called from the hotel
12:08They're here already?
12:09Yeah, I told them to come over about 6 o'clock for the wing dig
12:12Oh, my goodness
12:15I haven't even picked out a dress for tonight
12:18Oh, Jed, how do you like this one?
12:20Yeah, I like them all
12:22I already looked at 6
12:24I just can't decide
12:26Have you decided which one you're going to say yes to?
12:29Nope
12:29I thought I'd wait and see how the years had treated them
12:32Yeah, I reckon you're smart to look them over first
12:35Some folks age is quicker than others
12:37That's right
12:39And don't forget, them boys is pertin'er 18 or 19 years older than when I seen them last
12:46Well, I'm pertin'er 10 years older myself
12:52Now, Jed, don't you go away
12:54I want you to see the rest of my dresses
12:55Ah, Pearl, I ain't no judge of women's clothes
12:58I need a man's opinion
13:01Listen, Jed
13:03Mrs. Lester Flatt
13:06Mrs. Earl Scruggs
13:09Pearl Flatt
13:10Pearl Scruggs
13:13They all sound good, don't they?
13:22Wait for us, driver
13:24Louise, I think we're making a mistake
13:26Lester and Earl will be furious when they find out about this
13:29Let them be furious
13:30I want to get a look at Pearl before that party tonight
13:33I want to know how I'm going to stack up
13:36But we've just spent three hours at the beauty parlor
13:39You look gorgeous
13:40So do you
13:42But maybe Pearl looks super gorgeous
13:45Louise, be sensible
13:46Our husbands knew this woman years and years ago
13:49Do you realize how old she must be by now?
13:52I hear they start very young back in those hills
13:55Now, we've come this far
13:57And I'm not leaving until I've seen Pearl
13:59But this is going to be very embarrassing
14:01She's going to think we're a couple of snoopy worried wives
14:04Aren't we?
14:05Yes, but look, Gladys
14:07If it'll make you feel any better
14:09We won't tell her who we are
14:10We'll say we're a couple of those
14:12House-to-house cosmetic saleswomen
14:14But she'll find out who we are at the party
14:17Then we'll all have a good laugh over it
14:19Now, come on
14:33Oh, hi there, ladies
14:34Come in, come in
14:36Thank you
14:37What can I do for you?
14:38We're selling cosmetics
14:41You're selling what?
14:42Cosmetics, you know, beauty cream, face powder, perfume
14:45Oh, thank you, ladies, but I never use it
14:49We sell it to the lady of the house
14:50And we understand a lady named Pearl lives here?
14:54Yeah, yeah, she sure does
14:56Jeff?
14:57Yeah?
14:58I need your help out in the
15:01Oh, I didn't know you had company
15:03Are you Pearl?
15:05Please be Pearl
15:08Well, I ain't
15:09Who are you?
15:11These ladies sell us beauty cream, Granny
15:14Oh, you can see I don't need none
15:17Oh, kid, I need you
15:18Well, Pearl be down directly
15:20She comes down them stairs every five minutes
15:23Wearing a different beautiful gown
15:24She's trying to pick one for the wingding tonight
15:26Take yourself to home
15:28Thank you
15:42Howdy
15:43Do y'all think this dress is fancy enough for a wingding?
15:48Well
15:49Back to the beauty shop
16:12Pearl!
16:13Pearl!
16:15Didn't Lester and Earl get here yet?
16:17I totally didn't
16:17And it's coming up for seven
16:18Well, they better get here quick
16:20Before Jethro has all the vittles yet
16:27That's it early, Charlie's wonderful
16:30Brother
16:31Didn't come yet, Pearl
16:32Well, why'd you call him a granny?
16:34For you to stop that overgrown young'un of yearn
16:37From eating us out of a wingding
16:38He's done going through my crawdad dip
16:41And my pawpaw spring
16:43And right now he's in there tossing down
16:46Them pickled pig's feet like there was popcorn
16:49Jethro, you come on out here
16:50You better stop him before he gets into the ham hocks and the turnip greens
16:54Too late
16:56Them ham hocks sure was good
16:59Was
17:00Jethro, did you eat all them ham hocks alone?
17:03No, ma'am
17:04I done like you always told me
17:05I ate the greens, too
17:09Hi, everybody
17:10I taught Skippy and Ronnie a little trick to do it with the wingding
17:15Anyway, what happened to that pretty dress you was wearing?
17:17Oh, Pa, I can't quite angst in that thing
17:20And it ain't good for working with my critters, neither
17:23If Lanter and Earl don't get here soon
17:25Our wingding is gonna fall apart
17:30I tell you, Earl, I just don't understand it
17:33Their wives spent all afternoon in the beauty shop
17:36And then went back again tonight
17:38That's what we get from our city women
17:40Yeah, I reckon we'll just have to leave the party tonight at 9 o'clock
17:44And go pick them up
17:44I reckon so
17:46Hey, I've got an idea
17:47Let's surprise old Jed with that song we wrote about
17:51Your own?
17:52Come on, Skippy
17:54Come on, jump
17:55Come on, jump
17:56That's the way
17:58That's the way
17:59Come on
18:02Come on
18:03Come on
18:04Jump, Albert
18:06Jump
18:06Good doggy
18:08Come on
18:09That's the doggy
18:10Yeah
18:14It's them
18:15They's here
18:16That's Lester and Earl, all right
18:18Not yet yet
18:19Let me get upstairs first
18:21Well, what for, Earl?
18:22So I can make an entrance
18:29Come and listen to my story about a man named Ken
18:33Poor mountaineer, barley kept his pound to bed
18:37And one day he was shooting at some food
18:41Up through the ground come a bubbling crew
18:44All that is
18:46Texas tea
18:47Well, Lester, what's up, Earl?
18:50Come in, come in
18:51You know Granny and Jethro and my daughter, Ellie Mae?
18:54Howdy
18:54Howdy
18:55Howdy
18:56Where'd that song come from?
18:57Y'all were singing out there
18:58Oh, we wrote it, Jed
18:59We heard about your good luck clean down in Nashville
19:02Well, doggies
19:04Where's Pearl?
19:06Upstairs, waiting
19:07Come on down, Pearl
19:08Come on down here
19:10Come on, here's Earl Lester
19:12Come on, we're waiting for you
19:18Pearl, Pearl, Pearl
19:20Come let us see her girl
19:22Are you still her valentine?
19:24Do you still look so divine?
19:26Come and let us see her darling Pearl
19:36Listen, everybody, I hope you'll excuse us for coming without wives
19:40You're excused
19:42We have a good reason
19:44Of course you do
19:45And we understand, Earl
19:47Let's all relax now
19:48And have some good old stomping music
19:50And some of Granny's vittles
19:52And get acquainted all over again
19:53Yeah
19:53He-haw!
19:57Hee-haw!
20:31Back in, everybody's invited into the drawing room for Riddles.
20:35Well, come on, let's go in there.
20:36I remember how you boys like a nice, rough roast.
20:40And will you see the beauty I've wonked up for you?
20:43For just a minute now, I want to talk to you.
20:45And I cooked up a great big mess of grits, some possum shanks,
20:49some sweet potatoes, some grits, and some poe.
20:55Look what your dog has done.
20:58Oh, I'm awful. Sorry, Benny. I'll get them right out.
21:00Get them off.
21:01Come on, Jeff. Don't tell me.
21:04Your eyes be fair.
21:05I ever see anything like that in my home.
21:09Come here.
21:09Oh, get out of here.
21:11Sorry.
21:12Get them off now.
21:14Out of here.
21:15Oh, now, calm down, Granny. Calm down.
21:18We wasn't hungry. No way.
21:20I tell you what you do.
21:21You come over here and set yourself down in this chair.
21:25And Earl and me will play you some soothing music.
21:29Yeah, I just can't decide. I like them both.
21:32Well, you better get to liking one better than the other one.
21:35There's just too many pretty women out here in Beverly Hills.
21:39Now, you take them two come to the door this afternoon
21:41selling beauty cream?
21:42If Earl and Lester ever gets a look at them,
21:45you ain't going to keep them on a string for long.
21:53Now, any time you want to know
21:55where I'm going down the road
21:57get my girl on the line
21:59you'll find me there most any time.
22:03Now, old man flatty on the farm
22:06from the hog lot to the barn
22:08from the barn to the rail
22:10He made his living by carrying the mail
22:15Jim, I just made my decision.
22:18Which one, Pearl?
22:19Can't marry neither one of them.
22:20Why not?
22:21Because I'll be busting up
22:23one of the most wonderful musical teams
22:25in this whole country.
22:27How come you to say that?
22:28Because the one that don't get me
22:29will be eat up with jealousy
22:31and they'll get to fighting like they used to.
22:34Good, Pearl. I believe you're right.
22:36Just let me get up the nerve
22:37to tell them because
22:39this is going to hurt.
22:48Every time I get the blues
22:50I walk the soul right off my shoe
22:52Don't know why I love her so
22:54a gal of mine lives down the road
23:02I'm going out to the kitchen
23:04and roust you up some fiddles
23:05Even if I have to open
23:07my last jar of deviled hawk eggs
23:11Pearl, I've got a good idea
23:13for a Los Angeles engagement
23:15What's that?
23:16Let's ask Pearl and all the rest of them
23:18to square dance on the stage
23:19That's a great idea
23:26Pearl, we got something to ask you
23:28You know we come all the way out here
23:30for an engagement
23:32Lester, before you go any further
23:34the answer is no
23:35What?
23:36No to both of you
23:38But Pearl
23:39Now don't beg your boys
23:40this hurts Pearl more than it does you
23:42Time heals all wounds
23:44Speaking of time, Earl, are we late? Come on
23:47We'll be back just as soon as we can make it
23:54Pearl?
23:55They couldn't take it
23:56They run off just like they done 18 years ago
24:01They left her guitar and her banjo
24:04Don't you think we ought to wait up for them to come back for
24:06It might take another 18 years
24:08Let's get the beer
24:09Thank you for coming back, Bryony
24:11If you could have seen them run out of here when I said no
24:25Folks, we'd like you to meet our wives
24:27Mrs. Flatt, Mrs. Scrooge, Gladys and Louise
24:31Howdy
24:32Howdy
24:32Howdy
24:33You see, Pearl, I told you if they ever met them two women
24:36you wouldn't keep them on the string
24:38They married them on the rebound
24:40Oh, Lester and Earl
24:42I had to settle for second best
25:11Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin
25:14And they would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in
25:18You're all invited back next week to this locality
25:21To have a heaping helping of their hospitality
25:26Hillbilly, that is
25:27Set a spell
25:28Take your shoes off
25:30Y'all come back now, hear?
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