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TFI Unplugged Season 1 Episode 2
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00:04Hello, Michael.
00:05Hello, Chris.
00:06Are you ready?
00:08You know, to tell you the truth, I'm not, but come in anyway.
00:11I'm just about to put the kettle on.
00:12Thanks.
00:46Happy Friday.
00:48Happy Friday to you.
00:49And welcome to our Paul McCartney in Prince special.
00:53And good luck to anyone and everyone who's running the London Marathon this weekend.
00:58How about we begin with some super tips from some super ladies.
01:02First of all, Emma B.
01:04My name's Emma B and I'm running the London Marathon for the first time.
01:10And my super tip is if you're pooing your pants, it's OK.
01:13We're all pooing our pants.
01:17And I've heard that you can actually poo your pants on race day as well.
01:23It's true.
01:24That is actually true.
01:25Happens all the time.
01:27Nice one, Emma.
01:27All right.
01:28Here comes super tip number two.
01:30I'm Briony Gordon and I've run the London Marathon four times.
01:37And my top marathon tip is enjoy the fact that the London Marathon is one of the few socially
01:43acceptable places in the world where it is encouraged to take Vaseline off a stranger.
01:48Yay!
01:50And by the way, come and see me if you need any extra.
01:54I always take loads.
01:57Super tip number three.
01:58Hi, I'm Paula Radcliffe.
02:00Yay!
02:02And I've won the London Marathon.
02:04Hooray!
02:06Three times!
02:07Yay!
02:08Big up me!
02:09Yay!
02:09And my super tip is plan the run and run the plan.
02:15Yay!
02:15Yay!
02:17Oh yeah, and don't trust a fart after halfway.
02:19Yay!
02:20Paul Radcliffe!
02:21Yay!
02:23Thank you ladies.
02:24What's going on?
02:24Good luck to anyone and everyone running the London Marathon this weekend.
02:26All right, let's do It's Your Letters.
02:28CHEERING
02:30It's your letters, it's your letters.
02:33No, it's your letters, it's your letters.
02:38It's your letters, it's your letters.
02:42Well, maybe it is, maybe it is.
02:45Thank you, New Order for that, It's Your Letters.
02:51And rumours in the news this week that New Order are getting back together.
02:54Please God let that happen.
02:57All right, we do have a letter here.
02:58It's a letter from Jolly Jill in Hammerhill.
03:01Yay!
03:02Jill says, hey Chris.
03:04I love it.
03:06You should never get sick of it.
03:08You might, but we don't.
03:09Hey Chris, Will was great last week.
03:10How about you get Will back again?
03:12Well hey, let's do it for Jill in Hammerhill.
03:14Where there's Will there's Wayne, where there's Jill there's Will.
03:16Hey!
03:17CHEERING
03:26Hey Will.
03:27Hey Will.
03:28Hey Will.
03:29Welcome to our Paul McCartney and Prince special.
03:31Thank you very much.
03:31Bless you for saying that Jill from Hammerhill wanted me back.
03:34Because I know she doesn't exist.
03:35No, she doesn't exist.
03:36But everybody does want you back anyway.
03:37That is a fact.
03:38OK, what pub genie should you have for us today?
03:40Well for that Chris, you're going to have to wait for part two at our Paul McCartney pub.
03:44How come?
03:45How come?
03:45How come we got away?
03:46What's going on?
03:46Because I thought first we'd play a game of our favourite old gummies to play all the
03:51time, TFI Trumps.
03:52Yeah!
03:53Alright, deal, deal, alright.
03:55OK.
03:55You deal?
03:56Yes.
03:57OK.
03:58It's you.
03:59Alright, OK, OK, OK, OK.
04:01I'm going to go for Frankie Dittori's magic trick.
04:05Oh, I'm going to go for the incredibly tall old lady.
04:08OK, I've got 88 here for fun factor.
04:1182.
04:1182.
04:1118!
04:13Bring on Frankie Dittori.
04:14One more!
04:15Come on!
04:16Come on!
04:17Ready?
04:18Yeah, go on.
04:19Scabby!
04:19Scabby!
04:20Up!
04:21Up!
04:23Up!
04:24Go!
04:25Get down!
04:27Frankie Dittori!
04:31Still pretty good, right?
04:33Frankie's still got it.
04:34But 1-0 to me.
04:35OK.
04:35I'm going to go for the girl who cries milk.
04:39Ooh!
04:39Ooh!
04:40Very good.
04:41I'll go Noel Gallagher's mad chat in my flat.
04:45Yay!
04:46Fun factor, 81.
04:4895.
04:4990!
04:50Yay!
04:52Welcome to the show.
04:52What's your name?
04:53My name's Lindsay Houston.
04:54And where are you from, Lindsay Houston?
04:55I'm from Gosport.
04:56And you are?
04:57How old?
04:58I am 15.
04:5915 years old.
05:00So it's Lindsay from Gosport.
05:00She's 15 years old.
05:01Gosport near Portsmouth.
05:02Yeah, that's right.
05:04Woo!
05:05And you brought your friends with you on a minibus of some sort.
05:08Oh, lovely.
05:09So tell us, when did you first start crying milk?
05:11What happened?
05:12About two years ago.
05:13I went around my friend Sarah's house.
05:15Yeah.
05:15And we were just playing around with milk.
05:18Playing around with milk?
05:20Yeah.
05:21Cool.
05:21And I took it up my nose, she made me laugh and it came out of my eyes.
05:26And now you can do it whenever you want to?
05:27I can.
05:28Okay, now I've seen this once and I saw it on Wednesday on videotape.
05:31We've rehearsed it three times and I've not been able to watch it once.
05:33So if you're of a screamish disposition here or at home, don't look because it will make
05:38you chunder.
05:39Alright?
05:40Are you ready?
05:40I am.
05:41Okay, Lindsay will now cry milk.
05:43I am.
05:48I am.
05:55I am.
05:56Oh my God.
05:57Oh my God.
05:58That's enough, that's enough.
06:00That's enough!
06:02That's enough!
06:02Thank you!
06:03You're right?
06:04You're all right?
06:04You know you're all wrong?
06:05Oh my God!
06:10Hello!
06:10Oh, my God!
06:12You all right?
06:13Oh, my gosh.
06:15The girl who cried, how great was she?
06:17Real name, Lindsay Houston.
06:18She lives now in Sydney and is very happily married to an Australia.
06:23All right, the decider.
06:24Are you ready for the decider?
06:25Yep.
06:25OK, my go.
06:26What about the wooden bird with purple hair?
06:29Oh, classic.
06:30Oh, I think I've nailed this one.
06:32I've got the thing that everybody wants to see,
06:34which is you being thrown out of a window.
06:35Yay!
06:37Can't argue with that.
06:39Well, there's a thumbs up.
06:40Chris will be on.
06:47Yeah, yeah!
06:50All right, Will wins 2-1.
06:53Are you coming back in part two?
06:54I am.
06:54The Paul McCartney Park.
06:55He's back in the Paul McCartney Park with Pub Junior!
07:00Does anyone know if we're all single?
07:03We all love, actually, our next guest.
07:06So much so that it feels like he's part of my family.
07:09He's returning once again as our favourite detective in Beyond Paradise,
07:12which continues on Fridays on the BBC,
07:15because we're all partial for a bit of Chris Marshall!
07:28Are you loving this as much as you're loving Aston Villa at the moment?
07:314-3 last weekend.
07:32Yay!
07:34One more win in Champions League.
07:36The Champignons League is in the bag.
07:39Where did you watch the match last weekend?
07:41Last weekend, I watched the match in my house last weekend.
07:45Yeah.
07:46It was a seven-goal thriller, isn't it?
07:47It was a seven-goal thriller.
07:49And you were down in the dumps.
07:52Didn't they write you a letter or something?
07:53Oh, when I had my accident?
07:54Yeah.
07:55Yeah, yeah.
07:55I'm actually recovering from an accident right now, actually.
07:57I know.
07:57I saw you just take a sling off.
07:59It's like, is that a prop?
08:01No, it was a slight skiing mishap,
08:03which is probably the most middle-class thing I've ever said in my life.
08:06Yeah, there are other middle-class phrases that are available,
08:09but that's pretty much up there, I've got to be honest.
08:10Broken collarbone, two places.
08:12So what happened with you and the accident in the letter from Villa?
08:15So, yeah, so I had an accident in Bristol about nearly 20 years ago.
08:19Right.
08:20Got hit by a car.
08:21Yeah, these things sort of happened to me.
08:23I don't know why.
08:28And they sent me this wonderful card
08:30signed by all the players and the manager
08:31and it was a superb thing
08:34and I go up all the time and see them
08:36and I just love Villa.
08:38Of course you do.
08:39It's such a lovely club.
08:40Yeah, they are a lovely club.
08:41They do so, so well at the moment.
08:42So a skiing accident, a recent skiing accident,
08:45looks like a shoulder thing.
08:47Yeah, a broken shoulder.
08:48A broken shoulder?
08:49Yeah, I broke my collarbone, two places.
08:51Oh, OK.
08:51Two places, so you've been skiing twice?
08:57One in Maribel and one in...
08:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:00Yeah, OK.
09:01Beyond Paradise is back.
09:02It's doing great business yet again.
09:04Here we are in season four.
09:05Come on, Beyond Paradise.
09:07I'll just clap with one hand if that's all right.
09:10Yeah.
09:11What's the sound of one hand clapping?
09:12That is actually the sound of one hand clapping.
09:14That's the sound of one hand clapping.
09:15All right.
09:16And is it fair to say that in the most recent episode,
09:18just gone,
09:19you had the least baddie,
09:21or the least bad baddie?
09:23Would that be fair enough?
09:24What do I say again?
09:24The least bad baddie?
09:25Yeah, because the mermaid...
09:27Oh, yeah, the least bad baddie.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Isn't that fair enough?
09:31It's like a...
09:32Yeah, that was the least bad baddie.
09:34I would say so, wouldn't you?
09:35Yeah, the mermaid.
09:36The mermaid.
09:36They're not bad baddies, are they?
09:39Yeah, well...
09:39Although they live in a lair, so...
09:42Has anybody ever met a mermaid they don't like?
09:44I don't think so.
09:45I don't know.
09:45I don't know.
09:46I don't know.
09:47Mermaids, I mean, they get a good rap, I think.
09:48Yeah, they do.
09:49They do.
09:50Beyond Paradise is all about its setting, its location,
09:53it's, you know,
09:54it's sort of the weird and wonderfulness
09:57that is the West Country.
09:58Yeah.
09:58And the coast and the wild savagery of the coast.
10:01So why wouldn't you have mermaids?
10:02We have mermaids, we have green men.
10:04Yeah.
10:04We have little green men.
10:06Yeah.
10:06We have writers who are topping themselves in the bath.
10:11That's not very West Country, but...
10:12But, you know, I mean, we cover all bases.
10:15You've landed loose today, haven't you?
10:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:17Don't shake the arm, Chris, too much.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:19It's that arm.
10:20It is the arm, yeah.
10:21Oh, my God.
10:22I'm so sorry.
10:23I'm so sorry.
10:24Someone came up to me.
10:25Oh, my gosh.
10:26Someone came up to me in the pub yesterday
10:27and they went...
10:28Yesterday they came up to me in the pub
10:29and they went...
10:30Oh!
10:31I was like, oh, amazing.
10:33So it could have been worse.
10:35It's all good, it's all good.
10:35It could have been worse, it could have been worse.
10:37You got married recently.
10:38Congratulations.
10:39Yay!
10:40Oh, in the show!
10:41Yes!
10:43I did.
10:44Yes.
10:44You're on to talk about Beyond Paradise.
10:47I had to talk about Beyond Paradise,
10:48not my bad shoulder.
10:49Yeah, yeah.
10:49Or my wife of 15 years.
10:51Yeah, no, no.
10:52This is a different...
10:52My new wife, my screen wife.
10:55It's a different situation.
10:56Wonderful wedding.
10:58Obviously had the wonderful Don Warrington.
11:00Yeah.
11:01As my best man.
11:02And, yeah, superb.
11:04Do you watch old cop shows?
11:06Is it true that you are huge fans of old cop shows
11:09and you try to sort of, you know...
11:12Yeah.
11:12...sow them into the tapestry that is Beyond Paradise?
11:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:16So I was a huge fan of shows growing up,
11:18like The Rockford Files.
11:20Yeah.
11:21I know it's technically not a cop,
11:22he's a private investigator,
11:23but Jim Rockford, Columbo, Marple, Barnaby Jones.
11:27Do you know Barnaby Jones?
11:28No, I can't remember Barnaby Jones.
11:29Yeah.
11:30A bit before your time, maybe.
11:33Looking good.
11:34Take that.
11:35A bit before my time as well.
11:37Oh, all right.
11:38But he...
11:39So I like to sort of, like, encompass,
11:42pay homages to all those cops that I loved growing up
11:45and movies I loved.
11:48You know, I put in little homages all over the place,
11:50like to Withnell and I,
11:52and movies, The Great Escape and stuff like that.
11:54I just love sort of imbuing my performance with those,
11:57because every day you come in,
12:00you've got to try something new.
12:01Try, you want to keep it fresh.
12:03You are fresh, man.
12:04Well, I'm trying to keep fresh.
12:05You seem to be sort of relaxing
12:09into the most scatty version of yourself I've ever experienced.
12:14And let's face it...
12:15Sketchy or scatty?
12:16Both, in a way.
12:17Do you know what I mean?
12:18You seem to be sort of really free.
12:21I'm sort of loving where I am at the moment.
12:23Good for you, mate.
12:25Have you been asked to go on Traitors?
12:28No.
12:28Come on, you must have been.
12:30Wow.
12:31Would you go on if you were asked?
12:33No.
12:33No?
12:34Have you been asked on any of those kind of shows?
12:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:37Can you give us the top three?
12:38Yeah, strictly, strictly and strictly.
12:40Yeah.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Wow.
12:42Beyond Paradise is great, right?
12:43And I think it's all the greater for the fact
12:46that you are like you are, right?
12:48Because it's a square peg in a round hole,
12:50and that's fun, isn't it?
12:51That's punk in itself.
12:53And it's quite a mad little show.
12:55It is.
12:55And I love it, yeah.
12:57Do you think it could get a lot...
12:58I mean, we're in season four now.
12:59Yeah.
13:00Why don't...
13:00When five, six, seven, you know,
13:03that's probably where it's going to be
13:05and where it's going to go
13:06and you'll all be happy at the end of maybe six series.
13:09Do you think they could really stir it up in season five?
13:12Just get it...
13:13Well, season five,
13:14we're about to start shooting season five.
13:15All right, put it in the Nutribullet
13:17and have all the fun with it.
13:18Go on, I dare you.
13:19Yeah, okay.
13:19What do you think?
13:20Well, I mean,
13:21how long can a marriage last?
13:23I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
13:26I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
13:27Do you...
13:28Absolutely...
13:28You're so not kidding.
13:29You're so not kidding.
13:30Absolutely.
13:31I'm not going to give away spoilers.
13:32I don't know.
13:33They haven't written it yet.
13:34It sounds like you do know.
13:36It sounds like they have.
13:38Do you ever get...
13:39Do you ever try and wheedle things in
13:41that you like doing?
13:42I mean, like,
13:43would he go to Aston Villa?
13:47I mean, I would love to get that in the show.
13:49You've got to try.
13:50It's a long way from Plymouth, though.
13:52Well, it wasn't that far from Bath.
13:53No, no, no.
13:56Maybe geography's not your thing, Chris.
13:58No, no, no.
13:59No, it's not.
14:00Geography's not my thing.
14:01It's, um...
14:02I don't know.
14:04I'm always like,
14:05let's get us a surfing episode.
14:08Yeah.
14:08We haven't had one of those yet.
14:09Yeah.
14:10All right, but you're not...
14:11I mean, you've got to be careful.
14:12So you can't swim,
14:12you can't run,
14:13I would imagine, at the moment.
14:14You can't surf at the moment.
14:15Can't do anything at the moment.
14:16Can't do anything at the moment.
14:17Apart from...
14:18Give great interview on this show!
14:21Let's hear it for Chris Marshall!
14:24Never disappointing.
14:25Beyond Paradise continues to be on the BBC.
14:27We're on season four.
14:28It's great.
14:29People love it.
14:30People watch it in their millions.
14:31Once again, Chris Marshall!
14:33Beyond Paradise!
14:35Surfer, swimmer, runner!
14:37Just not at the moment.
14:39No, apparently.
14:40Just no skiing.
14:42No skiing.
14:44Still to come, Paul McCartney,
14:45but first, some more TFI gold from NXS.
14:51All you've got is this moment.
14:53All you've got is this moment.
14:56Turn of a century's yesterday.
14:59You can carry on the wall.
15:13All you've got is this moment.
15:31And by the way, the first nine episodes of this show, TFI Unplugged, are available on YouTube.
15:36World Pub Geniuses, bye!
15:39This all looks very sophisticated.
15:41This is your normal set-up in a pub.
15:43Yeah, of course it is. Most pubs have this ready to play with.
15:47All right, what are you claiming to be able to do here?
15:48Well, I'm claiming I will be able to put these four eggs into those pints without touching anything with my
15:55hands.
15:55Calm enough!
15:56Oh, Lyle!
15:58Lyle!
15:59Lyle!
16:00Lyle!
16:01Lyle!
16:01Lyle!
16:01Lyle!
16:02Oh, come on!
16:03Lyle!
16:04Non-believers.
16:05Can be done.
16:07Drumroll, please.
16:08All right.
16:10Not too hard.
16:13Lyle!
16:19Lyle!
16:21Lyle!
16:22Lyle!
16:23Lyle!
16:24Lyle!
16:26Lyle!
16:27Lyle!
16:28Lyle!
16:29Lyle!
16:31Lyle!
16:31Lyle!
16:32Lyle!
16:34Lyle!
16:36Lyle!
16:47Lyle!
16:48OK, we said it could be done and we were right!
16:58It's alright down there.
17:01It worked on the tour.
17:05Oh, we've had a review in The Guardian.
17:08This cosy yet hectic revival just about justifies its inexpensive existence.
17:15We've had worse. We'll take it.
17:18Alright, let's have something very special.
17:21My next guest is the one and only...
17:24Paul McCartney!
17:48Oh, my God!
17:50Oh!
18:06Now, Paul, Paul, on your new album you've played most of the instruments yourself.
18:13Play a lot of them, yeah.
18:14OK, and you're a great drummer, apparently.
18:16Well, I do a bit, you know, on the sly.
18:18Can you do this? Can you do this?
18:24That's not called for in many of the songs which I've been doing.
18:28Can you do it?
18:28Can I do it? No.
18:30Go on, go.
18:32Yay!
18:34He knew! He knew he could do it!
18:36Near it.
18:36Near it.
18:37Now, look, we've had some friends faxes with some questions and these are the genuine faxes.
18:42We're going to show them on the screen just to prove it to you.
18:43If you want the proof, there you are.
18:45And the first question is from Bono.
18:48Bono's faxes from America.
18:50We've asked all these people, if they could ask Paul one question, what would it be?
18:52And here's the fax from Bono.
18:54It says, Paul, when I hear someone else's great song,
18:56I feel both elated and sick as a pig that I didn't write it.
19:00Do you ever feel the same way from Bono?
19:04Yeah, sometimes.
19:05Not really sick as a pig.
19:06I'm slightly jealous.
19:08And is there only one song that you thought, oh, that I'd like?
19:10Yeah, you know that Billy Joe one?
19:12Don't go changing.
19:13Yeah.
19:14Do-de-doo.
19:16I thought that was very good meself.
19:18All right, that's Bono's.
19:20Sean Ryder faxed us with a question.
19:22Sean Ryder.
19:24Sean's question is, what were you on when you wrote the frog chorus?
19:28Now, that's Sean's question, not mine.
19:30OK?
19:30Yeah.
19:31I was smoking pipes and drinking wine late at night.
19:35But, you know, it was inspirational, I thought.
19:39OK.
19:39All right.
19:40Well, that's Sean's question.
19:41What were you on?
19:41Question for Sir Paul McCartney from Richard and Judy, this one.
19:46Here it is.
19:47Genuine facts.
19:48Why are you on TFI Friday and not this morning?
19:53It's a much cooler show.
20:00But we like them, don't we?
20:02We love them.
20:02We do love them, yeah.
20:03Now, I think this is an absolute cracker from Robert Smith of The Cure.
20:07Dear Paul, have you ever made a crop circle?
20:10I've heard rumours that you were involved.
20:13Can you pass on any tips?
20:15As when I tried to do one in Wales recently, you went horribly wrong.
20:19Yeah, well, Robert, love.
20:22What you have to do, you lie in a field and your feet must be at the centre of a
20:27circle.
20:27You can just shuffle around a few times and then big jumps out.
20:33Huge jumps.
20:34That's how I do it.
20:35Very big jumps.
20:35Skippy-like jumps.
20:36Very skippy, hippity-hoppity, out of the field and ring the daily thing.
20:41All right.
20:42And get the photograph.
20:43Have you ever had any crop circles in your part of the world?
20:46No, we don't get a lot down where I am.
20:48Are you Sussex or Kent?
20:50Sussex.
20:51All right.
20:51You short?
20:52Yeah, I'm dead short.
20:54I thought you were in Kent.
20:55I think so.
20:55George Best faxed us.
20:59George says, I was once known as the fifth Beatle, where's my royalties percentage?
21:05Can you fax there he is?
21:07Yeah, it's in the post, George.
21:10Some delays due to Christmas.
21:11Okay.
21:13We've got another one here.
21:14And this is...
21:15Oh, you'll like this one.
21:16This is from Ringo Starr.
21:18Oh, really?
21:18No, really?
21:19Oh, really?
21:20It really is from Starling Music Limited.
21:22Rocking.
21:23All right.
21:24Ringo's question to Paul is, who is his favourite Beatle?
21:33That's not an easy one, Rinks.
21:37There's no answer.
21:38And he knows there's no answer to that.
21:40I love you all.
21:42Because Ringo's playing drums on the album, isn't he?
21:44He is, and he's gorgeous too.
21:46A beautiful name.
21:46I do love him very, very much, but no favourites amongst my children.
21:50Okay.
21:52George is a bit weird, isn't he?
21:53No.
21:55No, he's very good, our George.
21:57He's lovely.
21:58He's lovely.
21:58He's out there though, isn't he?
22:00He's just...
22:00No, not really.
22:01He is?
22:01No.
22:02He's done a great album with Ravi Shankar.
22:05Has he?
22:05Called Chance, yeah.
22:06It's very out there, but lovely.
22:07Yeah, gorgeous.
22:08All good?
22:08Yeah, penultimate track cracker.
22:10All right.
22:12Melinda Messenger.
22:13Yeah.
22:14Right.
22:16To Alex, she says, which is strange, but she does.
22:18I just requested a question for Paul McCartney.
22:20If you could be in one of the bands that are around now, which band would it be?
22:25Oh, well, um, it would have been Nirvana, but no longer.
22:31Right.
22:31Um, and now who would it be?
22:35Joe Loss.
22:38I mean, no, you've got to go for it, Joe Loss.
22:40All right, okay.
22:41Joe Loss, yeah.
22:42All right, couple more.
22:43Ian Brodie.
22:44Ian Brodie with the lighting scenes, everyone.
22:46Uh, Sir Paul, he says here.
22:47Yes.
22:48Which footy team, red or blue?
22:50He doesn't know, apparently.
22:51Um, long story, long story.
22:54Because, uh, I claim both of them.
22:56Which isn't really allowed, I know.
22:58But, my dad was born in Everton.
23:01Right.
23:01Right.
23:02So I'm officially Everton, but they don't do very well.
23:05Liverpool do, and I love Liverpool too, so I'm having them both.
23:08You're having them both.
23:09But I don't care.
23:10Right, Liverpool.
23:11Now, this is another cracker.
23:12Frank Carson, right?
23:13In Frank's handwriting, 26th of June, 97.
23:15Dear Paul, what was the ticket to ride for a bus, train or plane?
23:19And, ticket to ride?
23:21And, why would you be sad if the girl that's driving you mad was going away?
23:25If she was driving you mad, you wouldn't, you'd be happy.
23:28It's very good, actually, that, isn't it?
23:30Great question.
23:31That's a very good question.
23:32It's a cracker.
23:32Yeah, that is, yeah.
23:33It was a bus, actually, that we were on.
23:36Yep.
23:36And the girl that was driving us mad at the time, um, we were getting away from her.
23:41We were very happy to get away from her, and I don't actually have an answer to that,
23:44frankly.
23:45But it's a good question.
23:46It's a heck of a question, yes.
23:48Okay.
23:48He knocked on my door once we were doing some show, he says,
23:51I just called to say I love you.
23:55Thank you, Paul!
23:57Our next guest, Superstar Time, is an amazing actor who's currently topping all the TV charts
24:02across the world with the number one show!
24:07The number one show in the world!
24:11Your Friends and Neighbours continues on Fridays on Apple TV, so let's have all the fun with
24:15Olivia Mars!
24:22Absolutely!
24:24How are you?
24:25A great surprise feature!
24:29What about this?
24:31Olivia Mars!
24:33The number one show in the world right now!
24:37How does it feel?
24:38It's really great.
24:40It's so, you know, whenever you do something, you put it out there and a lot of times people
24:44say like, no, we don't want this.
24:47And now for this show to be so well received has been so exciting.
24:51Well received.
24:52Number one!
24:53It's number one!
24:54You're in the number one show in the world!
24:57I heard that, yeah.
24:58Yeah, it's so cool, isn't it?
25:00It's so cool.
25:01So you're here, you're working because you're doing this with me, but also Hubby's here,
25:04he's working.
25:05Yeah, I'm really here because he's here and we said like, can we go and meet you and come
25:10on and do this?
25:10Oh, that's nice.
25:12So for people who don't know, Olivia is married to Tilly's favourite comedian in the world,
25:18literally in the world, John Mulaney, and he played the Palladium on Saturday.
25:22Yeah, two nights in a row.
25:23Two nights in a row.
25:23Gosh, and I'll tell you, I was there the last night and the British audience is incredible.
25:31Like everyone is so energised and it's just, it's just an incredible, in fact I was sitting
25:36up in one of those, what are those seats, you know?
25:39Boxes.
25:39Boxes.
25:40Yeah, yeah.
25:41The Royal Boxes?
25:42You know that word.
25:43And there's a guy sitting next to me and he was just like slapping his knee and just
25:47laughing, and I got like a tickle in my throat at one point, and I start coughing.
25:52And I start coughing and I can't really stop and he just looks over and he goes, go outside.
25:58I was like, I'm so sorry.
26:00What, respect for the act?
26:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:01He was like, respect for his laughing.
26:02He wanted to just like get me out of the way.
26:04Yeah.
26:04And you were sort of caught between Rock and the Hard Place because he was saying the
26:08right thing, but he's like, it's my husband.
26:09Don't worry, I'm respecting him.
26:10I respect him all the time.
26:11I love my husband.
26:12Well, and I haven't seen his set yet.
26:14I haven't seen any of this tour yet.
26:16Yeah.
26:16So I wanted to be able to see every joke and I had to run out and like gag and
26:22then come
26:22back.
26:24Well, he was doing the same on stage, but in a different way.
26:26Yeah.
26:27But is he still funny then, officially your husband?
26:29He's still funny.
26:30He's still funny.
26:32John gets loads of mentions in interviews like this with you.
26:35And I love it.
26:36Of course.
26:37And also, you know, he's very well known in his own right and you're very happily married
26:40and it's all fun.
26:41But actually the person that gets the most mentions, almost more mentions than whatever
26:45you're on to talk about, like your friends and neighbors, is Malcolm, young Malcolm.
26:48Yeah.
26:49He seems to be a 40 year old man in a four year old body.
26:54You know, so he's got this vernacular that makes me feel so insecure.
27:00Like he goes, like the other day he said, he has this, the way that he phrases it is like
27:07this, I'll come in and I'll have made him something like that.
27:11I'm trying to make from scratch.
27:12And he goes, did you think I would want this?
27:16And I'm like, no, I mean, I just, I'm not, no.
27:21And he's like, and then he'll come in when we're, I'm like, sit down watching TV with him.
27:24He'll look at me and go, did you, did you think I wanted you to sit with me?
27:28And I'm like, no, I just, I didn't even see you were there.
27:31I mean, I just like, oh, you're here.
27:33Okay, great, great.
27:33Oh, Malcolm, how you doing?
27:35Yeah.
27:35It's always like, did you think that I would like that?
27:38Wonderful to have you here.
27:39Your friends and neighbors.
27:40Let's just talk about these houses.
27:42They're mad.
27:42These houses are crazy, aren't they?
27:44There was this one home where we shot this year and it's massive.
27:50And, um, they've been trying to sell it, but they, the economy is different, even for
27:55really wealthy people.
27:56And everyone's just a bit different in how they're buying stuff.
27:59But he, um, it was, it was like a bowling alley and the basketball court and a movie theater.
28:05It's so massive and they've been trying to sell it.
28:07And this owner was there on set and started screaming at everybody.
28:12He started, I was like, wait, what has happened?
28:14I came down and he was screaming and he's a really big guy.
28:17And I went right up to him and I was like, Hey, what are you doing?
28:21Stop yelling at our crew.
28:22I don't understand what's happening.
28:23And he was like, well, people are, are on my floors and, um, and they're supposed to
28:27stay on the carpet.
28:28And I was like, why did you rent out your home to us?
28:31Like you're insane.
28:32He was like, well, it's also so loud in my, my office is upstairs.
28:35And I go, if you can own this house and you don't have an office somewhere else,
28:40that seems strange.
28:42And then later, and you know, like sometimes those big guys are such like, they're just so meek.
28:46And I think that he was not ready for someone to call him out on it.
28:50It was so crazy.
28:51He was yelling at like our, our background actors.
28:54And I thought this is, this is so crazy.
28:55And then he was like, he got really sheepish and his wife came over and she's like, he wants
28:59to apologize.
28:59He's like, I'm sorry.
29:02And, um, yeah.
29:03And you know what he was wearing?
29:04This is not a joke.
29:05He was wearing, um, keep calm and carry on.
29:08Yeah.
29:09And I was like, hmm.
29:11Dice.
29:12Yeah.
29:13But also in those neighborhoods, we've had to, if you look at this season, we've had
29:17to like find new homes and have new reasons.
29:20Like someone sold their home.
29:20Let's move on.
29:21Because these really wealthy neighborhoods, one person is like, they, they love our show
29:25or they want to do it.
29:26So they're like, yeah, we're going to rent out our, our home.
29:28And then all the neighbors are really mad because these really wealthy people are like,
29:32we don't care that you guys are on TV.
29:34Like don't be in our neighborhood, but somebody does let us.
29:38And it creates a lot of problems.
29:39Oh my God.
29:40There's a show behind the show.
29:41Yeah.
29:42I mean, they're very mad.
29:43Does anybody do any of that kind of filming around that?
29:46Yeah.
29:46You'd think that we would have thought of that.
29:49Season three, bring it on.
29:52Would you be around or not?
29:54Yes, I'm there.
29:55She's there.
29:56All right.
29:57And is it, is it all the fun?
29:58Is it a fun gang?
30:00It is a really fun gang.
30:01It looks like you're having, it sort of comes across like you might be having all the
30:04fun.
30:04Yeah.
30:04It's really great.
30:05And, um, you know, last year we had James Marsden come on and this year we have Michelle
30:08Monaghan.
30:09So I'm really excited about it because I'm such a fan of hers as well.
30:12And, um, and the season two does end on a cliffhanger.
30:18I can say that.
30:19I can say that cause I heard John Hamm say that on a panel the other day.
30:22And I was like, we're allowed to say that?
30:24If the Hamm can say it.
30:25Yeah.
30:25So now I'm saying it.
30:27Well, thanks for coming to see us.
30:28Is it done now?
30:28Yes.
30:29Okay.
30:31We don't have to be done.
30:32We don't have to be done.
30:34Um, I mean, you stole food in your career earlier on.
30:37You can steal anything from here if you like.
30:38It doesn't matter.
30:39Take home.
30:39For real?
30:40Yeah.
30:41What would John like?
30:42The camera.
31:08The camera.
31:09I'm a little lady.
31:10Daddy acting like you know.
31:12You gon' give me money.
31:14My lady.
31:15Come on, take my hand.
31:18Come the money.
31:20About gold by the ounce.
31:22YQK, not today.
31:24I'd rather check in the bank bounce.
31:27Superboy used to be my nickname.
31:29It's about love.
31:30No money back guarantee.
31:32When I'm above.
31:33So good.
31:36Yeah!
31:39All right, welcome.
31:40My name is Prince and Pretty Man.
31:41And now from one legend to another.
31:43Here's Peter O'Toole.
31:54I'll tell you what I want.
31:56What I really, really want.
31:59Tell me what you want.
32:01What I really, really want.
32:03I wanna.
32:04I wanna.
32:05I wanna.
32:06I wanna.
32:07I wanna.
32:08I wanna.
32:08Really.
32:09Really.
32:11Wanna.
32:12Zigger.
32:13Zigger.
32:14Hot.
32:15Do.
32:16Yeah.
32:25Does anyone know what F stands for in TFI?
32:30Oh my god, that's naughty.
32:33Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our first guest of the year 2000.
32:36And what a great start to the year.
32:38Here's Mariah Carey.
33:06Good.
33:07This is Toby.
33:08How are you doing?
33:09How are you doing?
33:09Hi, thanks.
33:10He's a big fan of yours.
33:11Huge fan of yours.
33:12You are.
33:13Yeah, loves you to death.
33:14I mean, I love you, but he is madly in love with you.
33:17Well, it's very nice to meet you.
33:21Okay.
33:21Now listen, before we go any further.
33:23Okay.
33:23Can I ask you, will you come out with us tonight for a beer because you look a right laugh?
33:29I look a right laugh, yeah.
33:30Yeah, you do.
33:31Might as well, if you've got a little extra beer in the back, ain't nobody drinking it.
33:34Yeah, so, no, seriously, will you come out with me and words for a pint tonight?
33:37Well, I have to do a little taping.
33:39Actually, it'd be great if you would join me for it.
33:41What, the taping?
33:42Mm-hmm.
33:43Is it in a pub?
33:44Okay, well, it was.
33:46Actually, you were thinking about doing it in a pub, to be honest with you.
33:48Were you?
33:48Well, it's sort of this wacky little thing I have going on, and I can tell you about
33:51it if you want.
33:52Okay, what is it?
33:52Okay, I have a tour which begins on February 14th, Valentine's Day.
33:56And, um, did you see the video, by any chance, where I'm fighting the black-haired,
34:01evil, bad, evil twin that I have?
34:03We've got it.
34:04Do you want me to play it for you?
34:05Oh, sure.
34:05We've got it.
34:06That way we can explain what we're talking about.
34:07Yeah, okay.
34:07Well, watch this.
34:08Okay.
34:08We've got this for you.
34:09Right now.
34:09Okay.
34:12I...
34:27So now we know about that.
34:28Okay, so, so, thank you very much.
34:31I did all my own stunts, and I was very bruised the next day, but that's besides the
34:34point.
34:34Okay, now that we know about that, what I'm taping tonight is footage for my tour, which
34:40includes that girl, the evil Mariah, who is called Bianca.
34:43Is she?
34:43She's from Britain, actually.
34:45And she doesn't like me at all.
34:47She hates me.
34:48But if she's played by you, though?
34:49Well, I mean, that's a minor detail, but she is hosting my tour.
34:54So I don't know what's going to happen, because she's very temperamental.
34:57You know, she has a lot of issues.
35:00Does she want to come on the lash with us?
35:01I think you might like Bianca better.
35:03Okay.
35:03Better than you?
35:04You might.
35:05Well, I can have Bianca.
35:06Where this can have you.
35:07Okay.
35:08Well, I'll laugh.
35:09But there'll only be three of us.
35:14So you're going to film all night, then?
35:16Probably.
35:17Okay, so you can't come out?
35:18Well, we might.
35:19Maybe we can stop by.
35:20Where are you going to be?
35:21You can't say that, can you?
35:22We're just around.
35:22You'll get swarmed, won't you?
35:24No, we never get swarmed.
35:25People don't like us very much.
35:28So, you're here for how long in Britain?
35:30Oh, probably another few hours until I get on the plane and go somewhere else.
35:33I don't even know where I'm going.
35:34But I thought you were...
35:35In Germany.
35:36Are you not staying here for a while for your tour?
35:37No, I'm coming back for the tour.
35:39First, I have to go, oh, all over.
35:41Yeah.
35:41L.A.
35:42What, promoting or touring?
35:44Getting ready for the tour, but prior to that.
35:46Getting ready for the tour?
35:47Working out?
35:47No, rehearsing.
35:48I don't even know what I'm doing yet.
35:50That's another minor detail.
35:51When is the tour?
35:52It's February the 14th.
35:53Yeah.
35:54And you've not figured it out?
35:55I like to wing things.
35:56We like to wing things.
35:57Don't we, Wes?
35:58Spontaneous.
35:59Oh, yes, madam.
36:00So, when you come back here for the tour, how many nights will you be here for?
36:03Uno.
36:04Just one?
36:04Yeah.
36:05Yeah, it's kind of called one night only.
36:08Well, the reason is because I'm filming a movie in May.
36:11Yeah, because you're an actress now, aren't you?
36:12Well, darling, I think I always have been, haven't I?
36:15Oh, you're always close.
36:17So, when you come back for that one night, have you got anywhere nice to stay?
36:25Um, like someone's house?
36:26Yeah.
36:27It's always better to stay at a friend's house than live in a hotel.
36:29It is more comfortable.
36:31Yeah?
36:31It is more comfortable at home, but I don't have anyone who's offered me their home, so.
36:37Never mind, I'll stay in a hotel then.
36:38Okay.
36:39What are you going to do?
36:40You seem to me, like nowadays, when you started off, you didn't take yourself very seriously,
36:45but, I'm not saying that, but you did, you were different, and now you seem like you're
36:47just having good fun.
36:49Would that be right?
36:49That would be an accurate observation.
36:52Yeah?
36:52In fact.
36:52So, where was the fun hiding then?
36:54Oh, it was hiding inside me, but I was not allowed to let it out, you see.
36:58By whom?
36:58Oh, certain people.
37:01Any, in one particular person?
37:02Oh, well, I shouldn't say that, because it would be politically incorrect.
37:05Your ex-husband?
37:06Oh, I wouldn't go that far.
37:10Oh, I still have a few more singles to put out.
37:12Okay.
37:13Because he was the boss of the company, wasn't he?
37:14Well, he still is.
37:15Is he?
37:15Is he?
37:16Oh, God, I'm sorry.
37:22Our next guest is your new favourite actor, and she really is.
37:25She's starring in the new drama, Mint, which is out now on BBC One and also on the BBC
37:29iPlayer, so let's get prepared for the amazing Emma Lynn!
37:41It's so cool.
37:42Great to see you.
37:43Congratulations, Emma, you're so good!
37:45Oh, stop it, Owen.
37:46How good is Emma?
37:47Yay!
37:48Oh, my gosh, you're in everybody's favourite things all the time.
37:51Stop being in all the best stuff.
37:53Give somebody else a chance, Emma.
37:55I know, I don't stop.
37:56Alright, so, Mint, I've seen all of them.
37:58You know I've seen all of them.
37:58I know, it's crazy.
37:59Oh, my gosh.
38:00My team have not even seen it all.
38:01Oh, my gosh.
38:03Frank, who works at the show, says, I've seen three.
38:05Well, I've seen eight, Frank, alright?
38:06I've seen all eight.
38:07It's eight-three to me, to the old guy.
38:08Also, this is crazy, because I used to listen to you every morning when I went to school.
38:11You poor thing.
38:12That's what I'm like.
38:13Yeah.
38:14It's so overstimulating.
38:15Oh, my God.
38:15I just keep looking at this desk with all these, like, signatures.
38:18Amazing.
38:18Which keep getting rubbed off.
38:19We're gonna get...
38:20We're gonna sort this out.
38:22You'll sign this in a bit, Emma, if you don't mind.
38:23Oh, my God.
38:24I'd love to.
38:25So, I mean, for lots of people, you know, you...
38:27Was it Variety Magazine?
38:28You said you're a Brit to watch in 2021 or 2022.
38:31Oh, I didn't say it.
38:31Well, I probably said that.
38:33No, no, Variety.
38:33I think Variety or Hollywood reports.
38:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:35I mean, somebody said it, and they were right.
38:36And we're still watching you, you know.
38:38And, as always, the best is yet to come from the best, no matter how good they've done it.
38:42The best is always yet to come with you.
38:44And I just suspect, and I don't know, because I don't know you, that you're probably quite
38:48good at a lot of things, and you've just landed on acting.
38:50Do you know, you know, I mean, I wanted to be a musician when I was a kid.
38:53I knew this.
38:54I knew this.
38:55And I purposely haven't checked.
38:57I just knew.
38:58Like, through and through, I was like an indie...
39:02Oh, I'm an indie rock and roll girl.
39:03Like, I just...
39:04I grew up having jobs so that I could go and watch, like, Reverend and the Bakers in Sheffield,
39:09you know.
39:09Like, it was...
39:10That was my thing.
39:10Do you sing and play guitar?
39:11I do a little bit.
39:12I play guitar quite poorly.
39:13And I always...
39:15I'll always write.
39:16Maybe I'll do something with that.
39:17But, you know, I was in bands when I was a teenager and I played the lead mill in Sheffield
39:22and then I...
39:23Which was a massive moment for me.
39:25It sounds cool, doesn't it?
39:26And then I realised that...
39:28I just found my footing with acting.
39:30I think I tried...
39:31I think I was alright at a lot of things.
39:33Yeah, yeah.
39:33So, we haven't really said what the show's about.
39:36Oh, go on.
39:36No, you go.
39:37Off you go.
39:37Oh, well, it's...
39:39I describe it as, like, a Glaswegian Romeo and Juliet modern day.
39:44Yeah.
39:44But also, like, it's a bit of a shocker when you watch it because it's just what Charlie's
39:49done with the editing.
39:50It's super nostalgic and beautiful and weird and there's really nothing quite like it.
39:55Great cars, innit?
39:56Some great cars.
39:57Yeah.
39:57Oh, is there?
39:58Oh, yeah.
39:58Oh, yeah.
39:58Like the old Range Rovers and stuff.
40:00Yeah, well, the one you drive, the Mercedes.
40:01Yeah.
40:01That's like, where's that?
40:03All I can think about is how difficult those cars are to drive.
40:06Yeah.
40:06Because it's not like...
40:08My wife would agree with you, which is why I'm not allowed to have one anymore.
40:11An old car.
40:12So there's...
40:13How much do we give away?
40:14How much do we say?
40:15I suppose it is a modern...
40:16I mean, that's what all the gang said.
40:18It's Romeo and Juliet.
40:19That's what it is.
40:19It is.
40:19Yeah.
40:19It's like a love story.
40:20It reminds me of Twilight, of when...
40:23I don't know if you ever saw the Twilight films.
40:24I didn't, to be honest.
40:25But as a teenage girl, I'm sure there's many girls listening that can relate.
40:29It's like, yeah!
40:30Yeah!
40:31Twilight!
40:32Twilight was so important to so many girls and guys.
40:35Well, it's funny because there's the girl boy divide.
40:37It's all girls in the control room and all boys here.
40:40It's so good.
40:41And I just hope that mint is what Twilight was for me, for some people, you know?
40:46And why is mint called mint?
40:47Because that's the only thing I can figure out.
40:49I have no idea.
40:49Not have I!
40:50I was not as scared to ask you.
40:52Yeah, I think Charlie, in an interview last week, was like,
40:55I just like the word mint.
40:57Like, it's like, when people use it as slang issues,
40:59it makes me think of green and I like green.
41:03So I'm not sure, but it's cool.
41:04I reckon it's in the pipeline.
41:07We're going to find out why it's called mint, aren't we?
41:08Yeah, maybe there's a true hidden meaning.
41:09100%.
41:10Well, congratulations to you and the team.
41:11It's absolutely brilliant.
41:13Eight part TV series, mint episode two, out 9.30pm next Monday.
41:16But of course, all episodes, as I know, because I've watched them all,
41:19available on the BBC iPlayer.
41:20And that has been MLS!
41:24Still to come, a hard fight playing for us live.
41:27But first, some TFI gold from Bryan Adams.
41:29You might stop a hurricane.
41:33Might even stop the driving rain.
41:38You might have a dozen other guys.
41:42But if you want to stop me, baby, don't even try.
41:47I can't stop this thing we started.
41:52You gotta know it's right.
41:56I can't stop this cause we're plodded.
42:00I can't stop it.
42:02I can't stop it.
42:10I can't stop it.
42:16I can't stop it.
42:19Take it off!
42:20Take it off!
42:24Born in the program, also known as Jill the PE teacher.
42:29Tell us what you've been up to, Jill, if you don't mind.
42:30For nearly 30 years, I've been raising money for cancer charities.
42:35And I'm £4,000 short of £2,000,000.
42:38Oh my goodness!
42:40We'll sort that out for you.
42:41We'll sort the program out for you.
42:44Considering...
42:44You've also won the chance to tell us all what's on next week's TFI.
42:49Drum roll!
42:53We have absolutely no idea!
42:56Yay!
42:57Have a great weekend!
42:59And we'll see you in Manhattan.
43:00Here come a high five with living for the weekend.
43:03What a great message!
43:05All right!
43:05Thank you so much!
43:08Oh, I've been working a week, I'm tired.
43:13Yeah, I've been working a week and I'm living for the weekend.
43:22Hey, hey, I got some money I just got.
43:26I'm not paying.
43:27I got money and I can't wait.
43:31It's six o'clock, I'm out of here.
43:37Happy tonight is the night of my life, got my name on.
43:44I run down my street out of dust, I'm a bit, I'm all crying.
43:57I've been working a week for a while.
44:02Living for the weekend.
44:07I've been working a week, I'm shocked.
44:11I've been working a week for a while.
44:16Living for the weekend.
44:23I'll be working a week for a while.
44:25I'm a bit of a guy in some of my love.
44:30I've been working a week for a while.
44:37I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit, I'm a bit you're a bit.
44:47I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit hard.
44:48I know.
44:50Working all the time.
44:52Working such a lot.
44:54Got some money to spend.
44:55Holding out the weekend.
44:57When it gets too much.
44:59Oh my gosh.
45:01Got some money to spend.
45:03Holding out the weekend.
45:05Now we feel it down.
45:13Can you feel it?
45:14Feel the pressure.
45:16Push it down.
45:20Push up.
45:22Pressure.
45:25Push up.
45:28Pressure.
45:29Pressure.
45:31Push.
45:34I'll never know.
45:35I'm never plan to plan.
45:36I'm living by the weekend.
45:37I'm living by the weekend
45:48Going out tonight, going out tonight
45:53Baby, you and I
45:55Going out tonight, going out tonight
46:00Baby, you and I
46:02Going out tonight
46:20Baby, you and I
46:41That's 60 minutes of my life that I won't get back
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