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00:00who's lying
00:00I don't know
00:00who's telling the truth
00:01because some people say
00:03now Marvel
00:04did you think
00:05you were just going
00:05to walk away
00:06and nobody
00:06will notice this
00:07because it made me think
00:09you know
00:09where everybody
00:10using AI
00:11with that Tom Cruise
00:13Brad Pitt fight
00:14like they're going like
00:15let's just slip this in
00:16and see if anybody
00:17notices
00:18but AI would have done
00:19a much better job
00:21AI me
00:21y'all might as well
00:22have gone on
00:22to use ChatGPT
00:23or CDAS
00:24or something for this
00:25because this looks
00:26this looks awful
00:27and I love
00:28that they slowed it down
00:29so you can just see
00:30how shitty it is
00:33I know
00:34yeah
00:34that really looks like
00:35a video game
00:36that looks like
00:37The Last of Us
00:38yeah
00:39yeah
00:40it looks like
00:40across between The Last of Us
00:41it looks like
00:42Joel from The Last of Us
00:43got killed in GTA
00:44yeah
00:45yeah
00:45like when they kill you
00:47in GTA
00:47your ass
00:48slowly down
00:51yeah
00:52wasted
00:52because even
00:53even the way
00:54that structure
00:54falls apart
00:55that doesn't even
00:56look like
00:57actual physics
00:58I
00:59somebody lying
01:00because
01:02everybody's saying
01:03man
01:04that looks like CG
01:05and some of the worst CG
01:09like that looks like GTA 4
01:10uh-huh
01:11and then
01:12Marvel
01:13I was reading
01:14they said
01:14no
01:15listen
01:15okay
01:16alright
01:16you got us
01:17some CG was used
01:18but
01:19but no
01:20that was
01:20that was a stuntman
01:21for real
01:22we just put the head on there
01:24that was
01:24we just put
01:24Jon Bernthal's head on there
01:26and people like
01:31all that looks like a cartoon
01:33nah
01:34nah
01:35nah
01:36nah
01:36you
01:36now
01:37who you bullshit
01:43that the way
01:44if that's a man
01:46I ain't never seen no man
01:49do all that
01:50when he hit the ground
01:50uh-huh
01:55nah
01:56man
01:57you can
01:58you can
01:58you can
01:59you can
01:59you can
01:59you can
01:59you can
01:59you can
02:00you can
02:00you can
02:00you can
02:00Marvel
02:00you know better
02:01yeah
02:02no I
02:02I did notice that
02:03when I watched it
02:04but I was just like
02:04okay
02:08somebody said
02:09no CG was used
02:10no
02:14what is
02:15what do you mean by CG
02:16collard greens
02:18because computer graphics
02:19were used
02:20hey I wrote that comment
02:23is Marvel in the chat
02:26no that wasn't CG
02:28that was real
02:29no
02:31that wasn't CG
02:35no brother
02:36don't know
02:36that's not a man
02:40that motherfucker's not real
02:41that's not real
02:42I'm telling y'all
02:43this is
02:44this is me and Martin
02:45in front of the plane
02:46that motherfucker's not real
02:49no
02:50something's
02:51look
02:52something's weird about this
02:53either you put the head on there
02:55and it didn't look right
02:56or you slowed it down
02:57unnaturally to fit the head
02:58either way it goes
02:59something is off
03:01yeah
03:01yeah slowing that down
03:02was a huge mistake
03:04I don't even know
03:05what would possess you
03:06to do that
03:07he looked
03:07that fool
03:08like he landed
03:09in a fish tank
03:15yeah that is so GTA
03:16yeah
03:19wasted
03:19wasted
03:20wasted
03:30that is
03:31yeah
03:31I'm sorry man
03:33I was actually going to
03:35okay so I saw that
03:37and I said
03:38boy if y'all don't get better
03:39from this point out
03:40you better have a hell of an ending on this
03:41this thing better come correct
03:43in the
03:44you know
03:44the next few minutes
03:45after this right here
03:46because if you don't
03:47major points off of that
03:49like I can
03:50listen
03:50I can be a little more
03:51forgiving on this than you
03:52but I saw
03:53between the editing
03:54and this shit right here
03:55it's like
03:55man
03:56y'all got money
03:57alright
03:58what y'all are doing
03:59sometimes with these shows
04:00they rush these effects
04:01yeah
04:02I think this whole thing
04:03was rushed
04:04it was
04:05you know
04:06look
04:06Daredevil's out there
04:07and Spider-Man's around the corner
04:09and we gotta get something
04:09we gotta get something going
04:11to reintroduce people
04:12to the Punisher
04:13yeah
04:14exactly
04:14and that's what this is man
04:16this is
04:17this is
04:17this is not
04:18something
04:19and I can't speak for everybody
04:20there are some people
04:21who are really going to enjoy this
04:22and that's cool
04:23like I said
04:24if you're just looking for
04:24an action set piece
04:25then that's
04:27what you are going to get with this
04:28I don't think the action is
04:30that great
04:31I think it's fun
04:32I think some of it's well choreographed
04:33but
04:34if you
04:36you've been keeping up with the Punisher
04:37you've been watching the Netflix shows
04:39I don't know how much there is for you
04:40outside of the action
04:41which is like I said
04:42fine
04:43but not great
04:46if you are somebody
04:47who has not been keeping up on something
04:48you just need a
04:49a refresher
04:51you need some sort of
04:52meet and greet with the Punisher
04:55then
04:56then
04:57fine
04:58other than that though
04:58like I said
04:59it's pretty shallow man
05:00yeah
05:00yeah
05:01I mean honestly
05:02it's
05:03I
05:03you know
05:04kind of like
05:05didn't really give it much attention before
05:07but I think a better
05:09Punisher short
05:10was that one that Thomas Jane shot
05:11yep
05:12because it didn't have all that pretension
05:14of
05:15like
05:15we're going to go into his character
05:16and then not do it
05:17and you know
05:18it was
05:19it was short to the point
05:20and it really captured
05:21you know
05:22the Punisher
05:22Dirt and Laundry
05:23yeah
05:23yeah
05:23yeah
05:24yeah
05:24yeah
05:25no I love that short
05:26yeah
05:26and they
05:28yeah Martin
05:28I got to agree
05:29listen
05:30if you're going to do something
05:31that's just based on action
05:32straight into the point
05:33don't come in here with these pretensions of
05:35oh we're going to start out deep
05:36and then
05:37we're going to start beating people's asses
05:38yeah
05:39and to have that disclaimer
05:41if you feel like your mental health
05:43is in
05:45is in danger
05:46please reach out to someone
05:49you know what
05:50yeah
05:51yeah
05:52I'll call that number
05:53because I saw this
05:55I was like
05:56am I crazy
05:57does that look stupid
05:59yeah
06:00they're about to drive me wild with this man
06:02I'll give it a
06:03I'll give it a rental
06:04alright
06:04I think
06:05I mean it's on
06:06it's on TV
06:07there's some fun parts to watch
06:08it's
06:09I mean it's not
06:10short enough
06:10but it's short
06:11so
06:12I mean why not
06:13you know
06:13if you
06:14I don't think you
06:15I didn't hate it
06:16but
06:17I really do think
06:18they squandered
06:20a really great opportunity
06:21to reintroduce the Punisher
06:22I think squandered
06:23is the big word here
06:25because they
06:25they kind of squander your time
06:27it's a
06:28they squander the opportunity
06:29they squander your time
06:31because it should have been shorter
06:32since there's so little to it
06:33they don't get the Punisher right
06:35and the thing is
06:36watching this
06:36I was like
06:37this doesn't really fit
06:38with how even he was
06:40so much in
06:41in Daredevil
06:42in Daredevil series
06:43and this doesn't even feel like
06:44a good bridge
06:45to how he's going to be in Spider-Man
06:47this is
06:47it's own
06:49kind of
06:49no
06:50really not good thing
06:52that's just here
06:53and
06:54yeah
06:55I mean
06:55I was feeling more like a
06:57that's what I'm gonna do
06:59to do that
07:00just so we'd have
07:01this last shot
07:03yeah
07:03right here
07:04yeah
07:04and I was like
07:05that means nothing
07:07yeah so I didn't even like the way
07:08I mean
07:09that's a great shot
07:10oh yeah
07:10it's a great shot
07:11that's a pure Punisher comic book shot
07:13but that
07:13the way it plays out
07:14in the short
07:15it's like
07:15yeah
07:16wow
07:18more like
07:18get on out of here
07:20yeah
07:21so that's Martin
07:22that's Martin
07:23getting his rating right
07:24yeah I mean
07:25to make us wait too
07:27it's like
07:28alright
07:28well
07:28and I will tell you
07:30this too man
07:30I
07:30I
07:33I
07:34didn't want it to
07:36really
07:37connect
07:37to
07:38Spider-Man
07:39because
07:41I wanted to stand
07:42on his own
07:43Elijah
07:44yeah
07:44he was downstairs
07:45oh he took off
07:46yeah
07:46he think he took off
07:47yeah Elijah was here
07:48he brought me very healthy snacks
07:50man
07:50oh good
07:50yeah
07:51and it came
07:51because you had to get on his ass
07:52about it
07:53yeah he laughed about it
07:54he knew
07:55but I
07:57that came in
07:59you know
08:01what's the expression
08:02came through in a pinch
08:04because I was
08:05there was so much to do today
08:08that I did not get to eat much
08:10and I was gonna go in there
08:11and just make myself like a couple of tacos real quick
08:14before we got here
08:14which would have taken some time
08:16but
08:16man he brought like these protein snacks
08:19like these little chicken
08:21I guess kind of a healthy chicken jerky
08:25and then some protein shakes
08:28and yeah
08:29I'm actually pretty good right now
08:31no no
08:31Elijah's a good guy
08:33I mean we like him
08:35no stop
08:36no
08:36no I like
08:37I like Elijah
08:40I like him a lot
08:41no he's a good guy
08:42real good guy
08:43no he didn't have to do that either
08:44because I mean
08:45he brought the good stuff
08:46he went to Whole Foods
08:47oh
08:48well he's got a job now
08:49I know
08:50that's why he's going broke
08:53buying fancy snacks for me
08:54yeah
08:55because I mean he brought a lot
08:56oh really
08:57yeah man
08:58did you not see all this stuff on the table
08:59I did
09:00there was a bunch of stuff then
09:01yeah
09:02that's all him
09:03okay
09:04yeah I got mad at Adam though
09:07he's like he brought me this
09:08what did you bring
09:12well
09:12man he brought all these
09:14Cain and Abel
09:15he brought a lot
09:17he brought a whole
09:19bunch of stuff
09:20a lot of stuff
09:23and
09:24the first thing I eyed
09:26was this
09:27peanut butter
09:28and cookie and cream
09:28protein bar
09:29and I was like
09:29damn that looks good
09:30and Adam came up
09:31I'm calling on this
09:33and I was like
09:36and he asked me
09:37he saw me looking at you
09:38like
09:39you want a little bit
09:40a little bit
09:41yeah and I took that shit
09:42and I took you after that shit
09:47McCavity
09:51you knew I wanted that
09:52damn it
09:54let's see what we got
09:55you want to do the poll
09:55yeah sure
09:56real quick
09:57so that we can actually
09:59get this
09:59I don't want to do the poll