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Twisted Metal - Season 2 - Episode 01: PRSRPNT
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00:08New San Francisco
00:08Hi John, I'm Raven COO of New San Francisco. I want to hire you pick up a package bring it
00:14back if you go to New Chicago
00:16I will make you a citizen of New San Francisco
00:20Okay, so since you like to be quiet, that's what I'm gonna call you quiet. Is that okay quiet?
00:26That ain't no birthday clown. There's not a person on the west coast that hasn't heard of sweet tooth
00:31This is gonna be fun
00:36Any chance we eat this back in the cars?
00:40The rose out east are like the rose here
00:47Chaos artiger
00:48You know Stu, I got a feeling you and I are kindred spirits
00:55Well, you're fucking stupid
00:57What do you want to name him?
01:04Roadkill
01:07Congratulations John
01:09Welcome to New San Francisco
01:11She's not allowed to enter so you're gonna go in and you're gonna be happy
01:15Quiet
01:16No
01:18You're the one who's been robbing milkman
01:20The insiders have been running this ship for far too long. It's time somebody shared the wealth
01:28I heard you know my brother
01:30You think a residential upgrade is gonna keep me here?
01:33Pass
01:34This is where you grew up
01:36I found my home out there with quiet
01:39There's gonna be a tournament
01:41You will drive John Doe
01:43You're gonna help me win
02:11You're gonna help me
02:13Pull down pull down
02:16Oh, Raven, you're crazy.
02:20Holy shit.
02:22Did Destiny just bow and Josh and Bryce?
02:25Destiny is such a hypocrite.
02:27Raven, why are we going to the douchiest graduation party ever?
02:30What if?
02:31We do literally anything else.
02:34Or we let the fates decide.
02:38Okay, that seems bad.
02:40No, it means things are going to get better.
02:42In a few months, we're going to UC Santa Cruz and we're going to leave these losers behind.
02:47Then it's just you and me, Kelly.
02:51First, we gotta take Destiny down a peg.
03:05You carpet munchers better not be doing any witchcraft.
03:08This is the house of the Lord.
03:10Tarot's just for fun.
03:12It might reveal something you didn't expect.
03:16Do us.
03:17Come on.
03:17Maybe it'll reveal why you're so hot, huh?
03:21Ha ha ha!
03:25Oh ho, yo ho!
03:27The death card means one phase is ending as a new one begins.
03:32We're graduating.
03:33Duh.
03:42You have new life inside you.
03:46Oh, no, no, no, no.
03:47We only do anal.
03:49Sorry, what?
03:50Everyone knows.
03:53There may be deceits in the relationship.
03:56Is Destiny your destiny or someone else's?
04:02Enough!
04:02This is nothing but a bunch of unholy demon worship!
04:06Wait.
04:08Some people just can't handle their dark magic.
04:13Honey bear?
04:14Honey bear!
04:15I'm coming!
04:15Hurry!
04:16Destiny!
04:17Oh!
04:22Hey, hey, hey!
04:23Alex!
04:24You okay?
04:24Whoa.
04:32Oh!
04:33Oh!
04:37Who did this?
04:38What?
04:42Oh!
04:43Oh!
04:43Oh!
04:44Oh!
04:47Kelly.
04:50Kelly, where are you?
05:01I don't know.
05:31I don't know.
05:51All right.
05:57John Doe, pizza delivery man.
06:03Hey!
06:17Hey, you guys go ahead.
06:18I'm going to baptize this church over here.
06:30Goddamn walls.
06:32Oh shit!
06:34Fuck!
06:51John Doe, pizza delivery man.
06:54It ain't glad I got sunshine.
06:57In a bag of ice.
07:00See you in hell!
07:01The future is coming on.
07:04It's coming on.
07:05It's coming on.
07:06It's coming on.
07:08It's coming on.
07:09It's coming on.
07:13Let's see.
07:14Alpha Raven is stationed at Kelly's bar.
07:17Beta, I need you to leave the community meeting at Golden Gate Park.
07:20Keep them in line.
07:21Gamma, put an end to the work stoppage at the wharf.
07:24Remind the portmaster I'm happy to hold back on his daughter's medication.
07:33Gotta say, I still like the first Raven better than you.
07:38Ugh.
07:38Downtown Raven?
07:40Yeah.
07:41Everyone loves her.
07:43She did well.
07:45Fit the look the public tends to respond to.
07:48For some reason, everyone fears mommy in a pantsuit.
07:52In my opinion, she got too big for her blouse.
07:55You know she's from Molesto.
07:56I think you mean Modesto.
07:58Clearly you've never been there.
08:01I gotta say, I didn't like the way she handled you.
08:05The tournament could be announced any minute.
08:07And instead of having a leg up on training, you've been running around like a jackass.
08:12I get it.
08:13That girl who shot you in the chest was special.
08:17I had someone special too.
08:20We made dolls of our enemies together.
08:22See, if I want you to feel joy, you'll feel joy.
08:26And if I want you to feel pain...
08:30Uh-oh.
08:31Then I get to feel joy.
08:34Try to escape all you want, but you'll always be here in my grasp.
08:40The only way you're getting out of this city is by driving my car.
08:44You will help me bring back Kelly!
08:46Who's Kelly?
08:55You've been a bad boy, Jonathan.
08:57That's not my name.
08:59Starting today, you train, you go home, you sleep.
09:01That's it.
09:02You're grounded.
09:03Whatever.
09:04That means no more DVDs.
09:05You can't do that.
09:06You cause nothing but chaos!
09:08Ugh!
09:09Get him home.
09:12At least let me take a shit first.
09:15Dump away.
09:15Uh-huh.
09:17Come on.
09:19Come on.
09:38Hey!
09:44Arthritis, acting up all the time.
09:50You horses can't work.
09:52To the glue or you go.
09:53Now move.
09:55We got orders.
09:56Let's go to the wall.
10:19Where's the medicine?
10:24Don't make me ask again.
10:41Before the dance.
10:43The dance?
10:44What dance?
10:45Word on the coast is that you're making pharmaceuticals for the insiders.
10:49I'm here to fill my prescription.
10:51That's old news.
10:52They make all their medicine in-house now.
10:54Then what's all this?
10:57Lube.
10:58We struck a deal with the Flagstaff sex colony.
11:02Arizona, huh?
11:03Gets real dry down there.
11:04Almost as dry as his wife.
11:06Oh!
11:08You think this is funny?
11:09Cue in your little puppet whores of an attack in my supply lines.
11:14Insiders all over are dying because of you.
11:24And outsiders are dying because of you.
11:27We are just here to make things even.
11:31What are you going to do?
11:32Mace me?
11:34Nah.
11:34I'm going to watch you dance.
11:41I can't find that shade of pink anywhere.
11:45Ladies, time to accessorize.
11:47Take everything.
11:51Hurry up.
11:52Come on, get the ship.
11:57Help.
11:58You gotta help me.
11:59This monster's after me.
12:00He's terrifying.
12:01Please.
12:01Who?
12:02Who is he?
12:03My best friends.
12:07Hey, what's going on?
12:10Yoo-hoo.
12:17Pancake!
12:24So, how'd I do?
12:28Let's start with the positives.
12:30Passion.
12:31I mean, I can't even teach that.
12:32But unfortunately, you missed every major organ on his body.
12:36Oh, sorry.
12:38I panicked.
12:39Yeah.
12:40Hey, listen.
12:41When in doubt, go for the fruits.
12:43Grapes, apple, banana.
12:46Grapes, apple, banana.
12:47Grapes, apple, banana.
12:49Got it.
12:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:52Now, what do we do with you?
12:55Hey, I could let you go.
12:57We could have you go out and tell the world everything that happened here today.
13:01Or, I could carve a hole in your back and puppet you around like a wooden dummy.
13:06The first one.
13:08I am a huge gossip.
13:10And I will tell everyone about Big Baby.
13:15Big Baby?
13:16Who's Big Baby?
13:18Isn't that you?
13:20Does he look like a Big Baby?
13:21Hey, hey, you're not helping us, too.
13:23But Big Baby is the most infamous killer in the whole country.
13:27He slaughtered a whole town in one day.
13:30No, no, no.
13:31I'm the main event, right?
13:33I'm the star.
13:34And I'm not going to get upstaged by some sort of child.
13:41Apple.
13:43Now, come on.
13:44We got our baby to kill.
13:48Apple.
13:57Sorry about the TV, John.
13:59Ugh.
14:01You know those beds upstairs, right?
14:03You know, sleeping on that couch every night is B-A-D for your B-A-C-K.
14:09I'm good down here, thanks.
14:10Okay.
14:12I'll leave you to it.
14:23Three to six.
14:26Two to four.
14:27Two to six.
14:28Two to six?
14:29Huh.
14:30There's nothing to do.
14:38Huh.
14:47Ah.
14:49Ah.
14:50Ah.
14:56Ah.
14:58Ah.
15:00Ah.
15:01Goodbye, Dawn.
15:04I'm so happy you and Mary Ann made up
15:06before you left for California.
15:10Okay.
15:14Ninety.
15:18Where the hell is 89?
15:22Oh, people in Stony Brook name your cars.
15:38Who the fuck is Abby?
15:39You mean to tell me I missed a whole new member
15:41being inducted to the club?
15:43Fuck!
15:44Shit.
15:4689, 89.
15:47This woman has to be around here somewhere.
15:53Shit.
15:57Shake that thing, miss.
15:59Can I, can I shake that thing, miss?
16:01And I better shake that thing, ya.
16:04Da-na-da-na.
16:04Jordi and Rebecca.
16:06Woman get busy.
16:07Just shake that booty not anything.
16:09You want to call it hostility if one don't take pity.
16:12I want to see you get life on the rhythm of my body.
16:15I don't believe it's up about electricity.
16:17Young, nobody can do you nothing cause you don't know your destiny.
16:20No, sexy lady come far with us.
16:23You're not a coward with us.
16:24They're not a coward with us.
16:25I work that plantar fasciitis, you little bitch.
16:28Hey girl.
16:29So I'm just about done with these tootsies.
16:31Who wants next?
16:33Dana?
16:33I know those puppies are barking.
16:35Busy, Jeremy.
16:36Yep.
16:36I love watching you throw your axe.
16:38Every chop gives me chills.
16:39I can show you how if you want.
16:42I'm a very good teacher.
16:44The secret is in the grip.
16:52Queens!
16:55You have every reason to celebrate.
16:57Those insiders are quaking behind their walls.
17:01And for today, we have quiet to thank.
17:04Shit, the raid was her idea.
17:08And from ideas, we bring change.
17:11Who disrupted the milkman's supply lines?
17:14You.
17:15Who affected the bottom line of the insiders?
17:17You.
17:18And we are just getting started.
17:21We gotta go bigger.
17:22We've gotta go badder.
17:24We've gotta go bloodier.
17:26We got to destroy the one thing standing in between the insiders and outsiders.
17:32The walls!
17:36We are going to bring down the walls of a mega city.
17:40They hold the best food.
17:41The best supplies.
17:42The most wealth.
17:44It's time we get a piece.
17:46And if they don't want to give it up...
17:49Fuck up!
17:49down!
17:51Fire!
17:52It's good!
18:17pas de
18:29It's a weird place to hang a poster
18:40There's my girls
18:4489
18:45Jackpot
18:47Oh man
18:52Well
18:54Here's to you, Ann M. Martin
18:56For welcoming a lonely milkman to the club
19:02Mmm
19:10Hmm
19:12Hmm
19:13Hmm
19:23Horses, horses
19:25I love horses
19:27I love horses
19:29Wonder if she liked horses
19:31Names I'd give my horses
19:34Buttercup
19:35Kit-Kat
19:35We drove up north to Grandpop's cabin today
19:39Cabin?
19:40We passed a ferris wheel and even drove through a red-covered bridge
19:44When we got there, we saw something amazing
19:48Horses
19:50I made a secret map of the sewers for my brother
19:53He actually went down the manhole and got pink eye
19:56That's mean
19:57If he ever read this, I'd die
19:59Because I found his deepest, darkest secret
20:01And it's on page 72
20:04Made you look, you dumb dookie face
20:06I'm not a dookie face
20:21Cowabunga motherfuckers
20:28John
20:29I got a hoagie for my brogie
20:31Leave me in the bathroom
20:38In the bathroom?
20:41John?
20:42You in here?
20:43Oh, sorry
20:43Chester, get your ass in here
20:45John, uh
20:47Look, you're a great friend
20:48Really, but that is as far as this can go
20:51No, I need to talk to you
20:54Raven could be listening
20:55She hears everything
20:56I'm the only one here
20:57What if we just talk like this?
20:59Chester, please
20:59You're the only one I can trust
21:01Ugh
21:03Okay, fine
21:06What the hell are you doing?
21:07Why are you getting naked?
21:08Oh, right
21:09You have to sleep with me
21:11You're trying to poo
21:15Uh
21:17So why are you naked?
21:18Are you expecting me to take a shower in my swim trunks?
21:20Don't be an idiot
21:22When I was a kid
21:23My sister drew me a map of the sewers
21:25So I can explore them like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
21:27This feels like a story you could have told me out of the shower
21:30No, no, no, no
21:31You know where the sewers lead?
21:32To the bay
21:34Beyond the walls
21:35It's a way out, Chester
21:37We can escape
21:37John
21:38I'm not sure I want to escape
21:40What?
21:41I've heard the stories
21:41It's like a ghetto out there
21:44I mean, there's a reason they put all those criminals out of the city
21:47But you know me, am I a criminal?
21:48No, no
21:48It's not just that
21:49I
21:51Oh, come on
21:52What is it?
21:53It's Raven
21:54She controls us
21:56All of us
21:57She knows where to put the pressure
21:59She gives our weaknesses against us
22:01Chester
22:02Do you know what's outside those walls?
22:04Freedom
22:05Right?
22:06You can go anywhere you want
22:07With whoever you want
22:09My family, we have a cabin
22:12Beautiful cabin in the middle of nowhere
22:14Uh-huh
22:14And when I find my girl
22:15Yeah?
22:16I'm gonna take her to that cabin, Chester
22:18Okay?
22:19And you can come with us
22:20Look
22:21But you gotta tell me right now if you wanna go
22:23Are you in?
22:24Uh-huh
22:24Or are you out?
22:25Uh-huh
22:26Okay
22:27If you're in or are you out
22:28You have to tell me right now, Chester
22:29You have to tell me
22:30Okay
22:30Are you in?
22:31Okay
22:31Are you in?
22:32I'm in
22:33You in?
22:33I'm in
22:35You're my man, we're family now
22:37We're family
22:37Yeah
22:38Okay
22:38Can you get my back?
22:47I'm almost done
22:52Have a seat
22:59Look, Dolphace
23:00About this plan
23:01I'm sorry
23:01I can't concentrate on anything you're saying
23:03Your brows are busted
23:04It's best if they're twins
23:05Okay, if they're cousins
23:06But those motherfuckers don't even look related
23:10About your plan
23:12We lost ammo and gas today
23:14We're gonna lose a lot more than that
23:16Taking on a mega city
23:17I've really bonded with these girls
23:19Dana
23:20Even Ashley
23:21I don't want any of them to die
23:23You know what's dead?
23:25Those cheeks
23:26So?
23:27I mean, wear a mask half the time
23:29A mask doesn't hide our beauty
23:31It unites us
23:34When one doll falls
23:35Another picks up the mask
23:37Look up
23:39Do you know which direction up is?
23:41Oh, yeah, sorry
23:43I believe in the mission, too
23:45I mean, it's just
23:46I
23:46I
23:48I don't think your plan
23:49Is the way to fix things
23:51I mean, what's your plan?
23:53Ask nicely
23:57And the insiders are living it up
23:58While we're living in hell
24:00I mean, I can't even reunite
24:01With my own brother
24:02Because he's behind some
24:04Concrete and
24:06Rebar
24:09Not that he'd remember me, anyway
24:11It's funny
24:12When I heard about some
24:14Motormouth milkman
24:15Who drove across the country
24:16I knew it was my brother
24:18I just
24:20I just felt it
24:22You know?
24:23When I went looking for him
24:25I found you instead
24:26And you
24:28You fit in
24:29Real well
24:31I see big things for you, Kya
24:33But now we're all going to a big party
24:36And we're gonna have a good time
24:38So you've got to decide
24:40If you're coming with us or not
24:45Look at you
24:46All dolled up
25:01Mama
25:02I'm thirsty for milk
25:04Mama can't nurse you right now
25:07She's making her water
25:11All sweetums
25:14We got stranger danger
25:30Oh, that's cute
25:32Big baby's last steps
25:34What you got there, little guy?
25:38Oh, you disturbed my feeding
25:40You fuck
25:41Baby said a no-no word
25:50My ear
25:51Let go of my ear
25:52What the fuck, lady?
25:53Oh, baby likes to miss
26:08Go, you go, you go
26:10Oh, my pelvic floor
26:19My toe sink
26:20Hey, hey, hey, hey
26:21What the fuck is that?
26:23I knew you'd find me and kill me
26:24Trash man
26:26Wait, wait, wait
26:27Trash man?
26:29Who's Trash man?
26:30The biggest killer this island, Mississippi
26:52Zip
26:52And stay down, you old hag
26:55What happened?
26:56Apparently there's some jagoff out there
26:58Called Trash man
26:59Who's an even more famous killer
27:00Than the big baby
27:01Is Trash man covered in trash
27:03Or does he take out the trash?
27:05I don't know, man
27:05What I do know
27:06Is that I need to track him down
27:08And I need to kill him
27:09I swear it is like whack-a-mole out here
27:11What if we come up with some kind of contest?
27:15We get the best killers in the country
27:17And we have them face off against you
27:19In a, I don't know
27:21A battle royale tournament or something
27:24Then, when you're the last survivor
27:25Everyone will know Sweet Tooth is the best
27:28Ooh
27:29That legit sent chills down my spine
27:32And I love it
27:34Great
27:34Uh, how do we invite everybody?
27:37We
27:37No, no, no
27:38You
27:39Stu, you're more of a logistics guy
27:41I'm a talent
27:43Hey
27:44Appreciate you organizing this
27:46Cause
27:46It's gonna be a bitch
27:48What the hell?
28:01Shoo
28:01Good
28:03You got my message
28:04Okay
28:04John told me to meet him here
28:06He's gonna escape through the sewers
28:08Uh, with one of these
28:10He's done well, Chester
28:12Ma'am
28:13He's wearing John's clothes
28:15What?
28:16Uh, he lent them to me, ma'am
28:18Mine were wet
28:19We took a shower
28:22Together
28:42Okay
28:48Shit
28:49What was the name she said?
28:51Chloe
28:53Christine
28:53Oh shit
28:54That's the babysitter's clothes
28:55Chloe
28:57Yes
29:14No way
29:16Evelyn?
29:20Oh shit
29:21Not Evelyn
29:23But a little bit of work
29:24You'll be a bad bitch
29:25Come on
29:41Doug
29:42Deadå“
29:42outta The
29:44What the hell?
29:55You must be Kelly.
30:11Good evening, friends.
30:14It's so nice to see all of you.
30:17I am Calypso.
30:20I've got a very special announcement to make,
30:23so let's get to the business at hand.
30:26I'm hosting a tournament,
30:29and I invite you, the best drivers from all across
30:33the divided states of America, to compete.
30:37Assassins, mercenaries, vigilantes, joyriders,
30:41all are welcome.
30:44In one week's time,
30:46my contest will begin.
30:48The rules are simple.
30:51Choose your vehicle
30:53and show how good you are
30:55by defeating everyone else.
30:57The last one standing will be crowned the victor.
31:01What do you think?
31:02I think this Calypso guy beat you to market.
31:05Anything to add, big baby?
31:10Big baby lover tournament.
31:11You're gonna kill all those I told.
31:18See?
31:19Told you I was good.
31:20Couldn't even see my lips move.
31:22But what is a contest without a prize?
31:24If you win my tournament,
31:28I will grant you a single wish.
31:33No matter how rare,
31:35no matter how costly,
31:37no matter the consequence,
31:39your deepest, darkest heart's desire
31:42will be yours.
31:44At the end of my contest,
31:47one wish will come true.
31:50Will it be yours?
31:53Will...
31:54you...
31:55drive?
32:15The golden goose has flown the coop.
32:17I have eyes on John outside the walls.
32:18We'll fucking shoot him.
32:20Yes, ma'am.
32:21The ambulance won't get far.
32:22Arming the missile now.
32:23The ambulance.
32:24Hold your fire!
32:27Fuck!
32:36Kelly.
32:38Kelly.
32:42You're okay.
32:43You're okay.
32:47You're okay.
32:53Motherfucker.
32:55Just a setback.
32:57We'll be together again soon, Kelly.
33:01I promise.
33:04We can't be taking this seriously.
33:06Wishes?
33:06Really?
33:07I've talked to Calypso in New Chicago.
33:09He's real.
33:10He's for real.
33:11So is my case of crabs,
33:12but I'm not gonna, like,
33:13do anything about it.
33:14This guy just turned on all technology at once.
33:16Are we forgetting that already?
33:17Are we goldfish?
33:18We have to enter this tournament.
33:20If we win,
33:21we can wish to bring down all the walls.
33:23Not just for one city.
33:24All of them.
33:26Got a heavy mover out of San Francisco.
33:28Could be medicine.
33:29Ladies, load up.
33:32Let's put a pin in this.
33:34I feel a shopping spree coming on.
33:36Yeah.
33:37Keep out.
33:37Come on, mobilize.
33:50Yeah.
33:52Let's find some music.
33:56Oh, shit!
34:09I guess Raven got my message.
34:11What the hell?
34:14Cut.
34:15Damn it.
34:16Come on.
34:17Come here.
34:20This will definitely be better with some music.
34:29What the fuck?
34:31What's up?
34:33No.
34:33Stop.
34:35Drop.
34:36Shut them down over the shop.
34:39Oh, no.
34:42That's how Rough Riders roll.
34:44Stop.
34:46Drop.
34:47Shut them down over the shop.
34:50Oh, no.
34:52That's how Rough Riders roll.
34:54Snitches want to try, snitches want to lie
34:57The snitches wonder why, snitches want to die
34:59All I know is pain, all I feel is pain
35:02How can I maintain, the sadness on my brain
35:05I was up to violence, my killers move in silence
35:07Like you don't know what I'm silent, and your killers are violent
35:10My dogs is with it, you want it? Come and get it
35:15What the F you gon' do, when we run up on you
35:18And you're with the wrong proof, don't know what we gon' do
35:20I'ma have to show you how easy it be done
35:23We run up in some of them, let's run it with jokes
35:26That the week can't have, break it up in the sand
35:28You end up like a candle, you end up like a candle
35:30You're not dead, man, nobody can't change us
35:32I think you're going to trade us, and you hold the weight
35:35You haven't met the age
35:38Stop, drive, shut it down, but I'm sorry
35:43No, no, that's our love
35:46I'm sorry, stop, drive, drive, drive
35:52Hey, this boy got a fat ass, don't it?
36:03I know it's pitiful
36:09Oh!
36:11Oh, no!
36:22Oh!
36:29Ah, damn it!
36:33John?
36:35Quiet!
36:38You shot me? Again?
36:44Is that you?
36:48Lionel?
36:50Lionel? Who the hell is...
36:55Ashley, what the fuck?
37:07Lionel? Who the hell is?
37:38Lionel? Who the hell is?
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