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00:00:11I am the Pani Puri seller, how can I sell Puri, there is no water since yesterday, I am the Pani Puri seller
00:00:21Achana ji, I have opened this tamarind shop in front of the girls' college. I also sell pani puri.
00:00:29Whom should I tell this to? You came to my shop yesterday to eat tamarind. After seeing the tamarind, these
00:00:36So much water came into my mouth that I had to drown it.
00:00:39Now I am busy with the Pani Puri business, what if I don't get water then why sell water?
00:00:48How to purify water, but this means we keep water on our plate, little by little sometimes.
00:00:58I am in a hurry to go to the shop, sometimes I don't even come back after paying any attention.
00:01:05Archana ji
00:01:07I have kept two types of pani puri.
00:01:10A white watery panipuri
00:01:11One with red water like this white water
00:01:14Come, if you want, I'll feed you this.
00:01:17If your heart doesn't
00:01:18So here's my witchcraft.
00:01:20I have got this interference which I cannot get from anyone else.
00:01:25magic has happened
00:01:26Now let's talk about my friend Pinku.
00:01:29Pinku also came to my shop to eat tamarind.
00:01:32As soon as Pinku ate tamarind
00:01:33Tamarind's teeth became blunt
00:01:37This is nothing, it is a very interesting story of Pinku.
00:01:39Once Pinku and his friends were going in a car.
00:01:42like moving a little further
00:01:44The car is out of oil
00:01:47car lock
00:01:49Pinku says how to get out.
00:01:51All the friends used their brains, one says we will venture through the engine, another says
00:01:57The engine is hot, Pinku, we will turn red.
00:01:59We do this and go out through the trunk.
00:02:03Pinkul used your brain, so whatever you have to do, do it quickly, it is about to rain, there is no time for the car,
00:02:07My father wants to marry again, but before that he is getting me married, because if he
00:02:13If I don't get married, what will people say?
00:02:30You know, if you open an emily shop in front of the girls' college, girls will come and eat emily, and they will get trapped.
00:02:36will go
00:02:38Hello Papa, I know this is a surprise for you. You had promised me that if I pass, I will
00:02:44So you will give me 5,000 rupees, gaas vat, I saved your 5,000 rupees, this is papa, ok bye,
00:02:53Oh, Emily Bale, and Emily Wale,
00:03:06Don't be shy. Give it to me quickly. Misha Sir's lecture will start.
00:03:09Whose? Michiru's?
00:03:11That Mishuru Cop Susaka Lecture
00:03:13Whose lecture is Tesser taking control of?
00:03:15You know this, right?
00:03:16Michiru? I also know his father, Pishiru.
00:03:19Mishiru is my childhood loincloth, the enemy bastard
00:03:24Once, I punched his father in the loincloth out of anger.
00:03:28What?
00:03:29Yes
00:03:30His father says take me to the hospital quickly.
00:03:35We left for the hospital
00:03:36Fay?
00:03:37Doctor, tell me why it got worse
00:03:38He says, what can I do with a loincloth alone, at least bring an old man in the seed.
00:03:43you're not crazy you're crazy
00:03:45This is my brain, it is
00:03:48I am some mango and tamarind seller, the big people take it.
00:03:51I tell you that Dara Singh used to take it from my pocket.
00:03:54Dara Singh
00:03:55That's why it's so good baby
00:03:57What you mean to say is that eating tamarind helps in having children?
00:04:00So eating tamarind gives birth to children and eating bargal gives birth to children.
00:04:04This is the front Idra, this is the front Wali Aunty.
00:04:07This one lives in the front floor
00:04:09This aunty used to buy tamarind from my shop, she ate so much tamarind from my shop every day, so much
00:04:14She used to eat tamarind
00:04:16Then what happened, boy this girl nine kilos of Ampa Padu Aashke
00:04:23I'm going crazy, I'm going crazy
00:04:24This is your mother's Mohanlal Chikki Wale's Bagal, you say.
00:04:30Mohanlal?
00:04:31I will fill my mouth with milk and blow it like this, stop it and hit this person.
00:04:35I understood that no kidar jaari tu
00:04:36Like who is Pannalal?
00:04:38Who is Pannalal? What the hell is this Pannal?
00:04:40Pannalal!
00:04:45This is the biggest disadvantage of being a monstrous person, Panna Lal.
00:04:48Any shop opens
00:04:50Three years ago I opened a bank.
00:04:52I was in jail for two years because of that.
00:04:54Then I came out and opened a grocery shop.
00:04:57Look, you are not crazy, I am crazy.
00:05:00I'm getting late
00:05:00it
00:05:03where are you continuing
00:05:05You can't go like this
00:05:07Before you go, you have one of my
00:05:10will have to answer the question
00:05:12Answer to the question
00:05:13Yes
00:05:14I knew you would ask this
00:05:16What is Agar's dress for Achana there
00:05:18Bat Bukhe along with you too
00:05:21I have watched the entire previous season of Tera Shoyta.
00:05:23Ok
00:05:24Oh my god, so you are our fan
00:05:26I will not let you go like this
00:05:27Some feed them to the birds
00:05:31where have I told you
00:05:34What did you think?
00:05:36Where is what, tell me, everything is ready for you.
00:05:38What should I eat?
00:05:39What is the reason?
00:05:40Chili Garnish
00:05:42Kpaonyaon dagger
00:05:44Tanwar Pakodas
00:05:45Tell me what you want to eat, she is here.
00:05:46I will eat all that, what will you eat, lipstick pakodas, eyelash poha, or bindi chalebiyan, crazy
00:05:56You too, what are these Bindi's chalabiyas, well, I have eaten sword pakoras many times, weaved
00:06:15They are
00:06:16I like madness, I was already mad, one more madness is just ahead from there, now you know how
00:06:21Did you feel crazy?
00:06:40First of all, I would like to greet the audience of Community Circus,
00:06:48Thank you Satish Shah, I told you, try removing me once, see what personality comes out.
00:06:54When I was coming earlier, Miro thought Archana was sitting there, then I sang, Archana will not come because she
00:06:58That's when I made the statement
00:06:59Thank you, but look, not everyone is as cooperative as Krishna, who makes his commitment and listens to himself.
00:07:09Well, what do I have to do with it, Sohal Bhai, when are you starting the film, if I get a chance from here,
00:07:17No, I gave dates with the same clarity.
00:07:29Make this for the mills, my name is Sahal Bhai, after doing four seasons, it cannot be made in four lakhs.
00:07:35Start the film once, today you are going to read a lot of value, today I opened a museum, and in the museum
00:07:42So people pay for the ticket.
00:07:43People come to see old things, if a customer comes to me today, what should I do with it, get it from somewhere.
00:07:50I will have to start with, Hello, I am a History student, you have come to see me, yes,
00:07:57one of my progeny
00:08:10I work in a production company, Hamad looks very good in the serial, please let me see it.
00:08:18Hey, I have fifty grams of moon and two kilos of lips on top.
00:08:24Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding, why are you getting angry?
00:08:27Don't worry too much, because of that serial I got a chance in Comedy Circus today.
00:08:31Okay, because of that same series, have you ever done comedy before?
00:08:34Comedy, Afkos, Ghar Me To Comedy Kai Mahal Hai
00:08:37Okay, you live in Johnny Lever's flat.
00:08:40What nonsense are you talking?
00:08:42Well, my talks are useless, what you girls talk about, useless talks are open at home.
00:08:46Wearing cotton pajamas, she is cooking Urdu dal.
00:08:49And there are many jokes on Twitter, which are being played in the same style, this is a small pinky joke.
00:08:56Pinku Joke
00:08:57From Doctor Pinku
00:09:00My right finger is bad
00:09:02Doctor, what happened, Pinku? Whenever I put this in my ear, I stop hearing.
00:09:06What Pinku Joke
00:09:08A, Sharan
00:09:10What is
00:09:10Show me the museum in your jokes Wagaida Band
00:09:13Visit the museum, see what you go there to see, all these are old things, very famous things, see these
00:09:18Okay, whose harmonium is this?
00:09:20This harmonium is Hitler's harmonium.
00:09:24Hitler?
00:09:25Yes
00:09:25But he did not want to play it.
00:09:27She will also say yes
00:09:28how did it come here
00:09:29My grandfather brought this with him, Prabhu consigli
00:09:32He did not know
00:09:35My grandfather is my life
00:09:36They were so close that they only shot my grandfather.
00:09:41Oh, so sad.
00:09:43But don't be sad.
00:09:45There are also martyrs who have some special qualities.
00:09:47He had a great speciality.
00:09:48He was my father's father too.
00:09:50Don't be such a person.
00:09:51Hey, specialty means,
00:09:54Speciality.
00:09:55Speciality in them, yes.
00:09:56He used to suck his thumb very well.
00:09:59There is no problem in this, everyone sucks.
00:10:00No, he used to suck others' dicks.
00:10:04Specialist, right?
00:10:06Well, look at me
00:10:08I need to do some research on history.
00:10:10So this is something from the time of Akbar...
00:10:12From the time of Akbar, show me this cigarette from the time of Akbar.
00:10:16The hands are empty.
00:10:17That's Pig A, right, Akbar?
00:10:21For him..
00:10:22Someone told me that smoking cigarettes is harmful for health.
00:10:35But if you play Janti Visti Lat on the cylinder then it is complete for the entire area.
00:10:38This led to their departure
00:10:39ok leave it and tell me
00:10:41Is it some weapon from the Mughal era etc.
00:10:44Look at this from the Mughal era.
00:10:48Sword of Hamaiyu
00:10:49Hamaiyu Swem
00:10:50He ran away with a sword to obey my great grandfather
00:10:54Why?
00:10:55Because my great-grandfather had mistakenly praised his sister.
00:10:58No one is there to praise him, so he runs after him with a sword.
00:11:01Someone's sister was killed while passing the tarbi ceremony...
00:11:05My..
00:11:07My..
00:11:08Today I went to the toilet from Hammatantana Painal and was in the lap of love to show you my name.
00:11:14Any old thing for you?
00:11:16Why don't I have the old thing with me? If you don't show me such a thing, I will blow your mind.
00:11:20Look at this phone
00:11:21This is what they are doing
00:11:24This phone predates Graham Bell's phone.
00:11:28impossible
00:11:29Graham Bell invented the first phone.
00:11:48This is not anything from Thaci.
00:11:51what are you talking about what is that thing
00:12:04There is no needle in this, you have to wait for the time to stitch the clothes, oh there is only one of you
00:12:09No needle in it
00:12:11You make such fences
00:12:13Tell me once, the history is already there, Kinsal is ahead, it has been fifteen years, tell me this, Genghis
00:12:20Where was Khan born? Ale Genghis Khan, I don't know, I don't know, in his home of Mapap, not so mi
00:12:27I know, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
00:12:41You should examine your senses, friend, grave-keeper, why did you jump so far away, I have come here, uttering Mughal slang.
00:12:46Is
00:12:46believing this
00:12:47Enough is enough, I have also read history, you have read history, but if history is fake then read it once.
00:12:52Tell me what was the similarity between Radha, Charlie Chaplin and Hitler?
00:12:56No, tell me, don't tell anything to both of them.
00:13:02I am very wrong in the future
00:13:03I am also feeling the same, so you have come to the wrong place by doing tele soapies.
00:13:06Yes, I am going to do the same
00:13:08Achala ji, whatever you have done till now, please give me marks from Buski sahib.
00:13:10Please give me two such marks for a second.
00:13:12Those days are gone when we used to do whatever we wanted.
00:13:14Now there will be eggs only on punch
00:13:16Hot Pinku Jog presented for a crowd
00:13:20Once Pinku went to the doctor
00:13:22Doctor Jay says, Doctor, I have strange dreams.
00:13:25In my dream, monkeys play football
00:13:27The doctor says take this medicine.
00:13:29You'll be fine by night
00:13:30I don't care, I will eat it tomorrow because today is his final.
00:13:36Thank you
00:13:38And now a little one for you after Pinku Jog
00:13:41The gift that my grandfather gave me.
00:13:43Akbar had his photo taken by Bajcha
00:13:46Look at this Bajcha Akbar
00:13:49oh hello
00:13:50Oh no, Akbar, I have come in a hurry so I did not shave before leaving.
00:13:54I'll just look at you and shave you like a Badshah
00:13:58Badshahpar is making noise, come after shaving
00:14:01Oh I am God
00:14:11why why y
00:14:12YYY Utvary in my music
00:14:16Subscribe and blive it, I also like it very much
00:14:21or dstory on this
00:14:24Omigad one agya one become
00:14:28became one
00:14:29Basically Manself Duck Tony Puch Puch Wala
00:14:32the one who asks
00:14:33I have brought shame to many great people but sometimes this same thing happens now and then.
00:14:38Even if you are from November, now it is your night. I disturbed an ant.
00:14:47And I opened Chinti Puri, it wasti yesterday, my appreciation you maine isa mashal ke lagadi na is table
00:14:59Someone should have put a strain on the body of the deceased and the police should have called him.
00:15:06Do you know if it is not burnt?
00:15:06Because his Vector da Giraffe
00:15:08His body is not affected and the dry leaves do not come down.
00:15:13Attention!
00:15:15Doctor, have you called sister?
00:15:29I don't want to drink
00:15:30See
00:15:31Please treat my baby
00:15:33my baby
00:15:33how weak it has become
00:15:35See
00:15:35die
00:15:36Yes?
00:15:36What will happen?
00:15:37My baby will be something
00:15:38Na Tumne Cheedeji
00:15:39I will die
00:15:40Oh my god
00:15:41How much love do you have
00:15:42What does it take to be in a relationship?
00:15:44What?
00:15:45What is their relation with you?
00:15:47I have a baby
00:15:48Baby?
00:15:49Yes
00:15:49Which dog is your baby like?
00:15:52Excuse me
00:15:53Yes
00:15:53Baby means my penetration
00:15:55Please treat it
00:15:57I'm in this Jash check Jash check me out
00:15:59Check me out
00:16:01It seems as if it is not
00:16:02The baby's blood is deficient in the mother's blood
00:16:04What?
00:16:05If you don't know this mother then why are you interfering?
00:16:07Lai show this
00:16:12Who put coins in it?
00:16:14What is this?
00:16:15What rubbish?
00:16:16This is my penetration hey doggy
00:16:17No piggy is a bag
00:16:18No peaky bags
00:16:19Now it's her fun
00:16:21You can also wipe off paint with this after taking a bath.
00:16:24Jhal Jhal Jaya is also playing and what is the bath
00:16:25PV
00:16:26Why
00:16:27I have gone mad
00:16:28Are you a fagal?
00:16:28what do you mean
00:16:29Are you mad
00:16:30Ever cheat on a gooey person?
00:16:32Kalle kabhi raj raj rekiya kude ka?
00:16:33Hey madam, I want you to listen to me.
00:16:35Big chubbies come jumping,
00:16:36That's not what I'm talking about,
00:16:37Good?
00:16:38Panje chalebdi ka kude aapke baas?
00:16:41Why, just yesterday Ishtruji's dog came, my boss is telling me to fix it, it has a big problem.
00:16:46Anger comes in big
00:16:47I checked him up, I can't fix it, nothing happening at all
00:16:52Azrek liye warrar subscriber hai to kill your gente kariya ukh subscribe.
00:16:57Well, when the snake comes and does not eat, then I will understand.
00:17:01Hello madam, I do snake water, I am very mean too.
00:17:03Snake is not related to anyone
00:17:05I gave fever medicine to a gentleman, I took out that much money, do this and tell me what all I saved.
00:17:10Should I give you two and only one for a hundred? I said, look brother, if you don't want to pay then kill me, here
00:17:17The draw is going on, okay I won Rs 40 worth of milk.
00:17:33I'll tell you something because what should I say? I don't think my father is hot, but he does this.
00:17:38He will tell the truth, he will not tell the truth here, I will say something, do I have a machine that increases the truth?
00:17:44Did you eat it, tell me O mother's roots
00:17:50He ate the hair, then he beat me saying that I am sick, keep these hairs, I am giving them to your mother, it is a handover.
00:17:56I am inche le le le ne, ok, sirf bal ikhai thi ki aur kuch gaaye, I am hair raha,
00:18:02A sagi, Bepi caught it, and why
00:18:17It is ready, take this Karbhuja, see, it will be difficult to do this, your dog will have to be given an injection, a friend, I
00:18:28The secret of the big dogs has come, subscribe, I will have to give him an injection, there is some weakness in the bones.
00:18:45You put it on me
00:18:46I'm afraid he'll bring some. I won't cheat.
00:18:48Now try this!
00:18:49Now here, but I feel scared like a living being if I leave myself here.
00:18:52I have written it as if it was very knowledgeable.
00:19:08I took one and a half saab.
00:19:10I just gave him a big hand once and went away.
00:19:13There is an elephant which used to come very fast.
00:19:15I said, listen to me brother
00:19:16This method will not work knowingly.
00:19:18Understand this, I will throw the broken house into the sand
00:19:22He went back again, stole my idea, and still has sand in my ears.
00:19:29who had
00:19:30Leave all this nonsense and take care of the baby.
00:19:33I treat the baby, look, the baby will have to undergo an operation.
00:19:37I will cook the chana for the preparation, you come here.
00:19:49Eat cold kutney-kotay, you come to this restaurant
00:19:55And after the operation the result will be better.
00:19:57Baby should scream from burns
00:20:02did not arrive
00:20:03I'm sorry
00:20:04What?
00:20:06No!
00:20:08What have you done?
00:20:09what what what?
00:20:09I ate it. I'm sorry.
00:20:10I don't understand what happened to it
00:20:11You do one thing
00:20:13You do one thing
00:20:15You do one thing
00:20:15Look
00:20:16You do one thing
00:20:17You should consult a good doctor
00:20:19I'll find out who it is
00:20:20You will give me Dabhai in Tikhana
00:20:21what problems in this
00:20:23yours
00:20:24Footsteps
00:20:25I don't want you to keep any secrets from me
00:20:27BB
00:20:27Come Let's Go
00:20:32I don't understand this girl
00:20:33Why have you done so much with Quds?
00:20:35Itna Kudhe Fyar Quds
00:20:37Why so much sand when two yorta contributed
00:20:39There they were led to so many dogs and were tortured as per custom.
00:20:42She puts me to sleep with great love.
00:20:43Safrodvo sulan me please
00:21:02Please explain to him that he is a big fool, he picks up small things and eats them, what happened to me, okay?
00:21:06First you will take his things and now stop him from eating them.
00:21:12hey jactar sahe
00:21:15Hey, it's an emergency, what happened, our buffalo has died, it causes a lot of trouble, neither does it eat nor
00:21:22If she drinks it now or not, how will we milk it twice?
00:21:25What you snatching her milk two times will extract
00:21:31Where does it come from, it produces milk twice, two of its own, it does not matter, how can you start it?
00:21:42that six will call
00:21:43What is it, we sell its milk.
00:21:45There are many benefits in its milk
00:21:46Kyaschi apt hai ismiya drekha tarha-
00:21:59So Ekdab gives direct cheese
00:22:02Makes good succulent cheese
00:22:03So sometimes feed him capsicum and then feed me paneer chilli.
00:22:08Well, it's crazy that you kept saying it again, say it in peace.
00:22:12Do it after some time, tell me again, have you kept it or what crazy thing should I say?
00:22:21What a crazy person, you have talked about it, if you talk about it then you are the biggest loser.
00:22:31Leave all that and just fix our buffalo.
00:22:41So you knead it with flour
00:22:44Fine flour?
00:22:45I saw that the ball becomes thick in water.
00:22:47Ade mera matnal woh nahi
00:22:49This awake one does not give milk
00:22:51Who is awake?
00:22:52So the best
00:22:53He got two spoons of Badbar
00:22:56Its wake worked magic
00:22:59They crawl even while in water
00:23:02Your clothes are
00:23:05You milk it and the milk will come.
00:23:07Plus when these previous Rajas do a number
00:23:11You can put clothes in it
00:23:13Because Karam water will come, geyser is in-built
00:23:17So in that big toh achi
00:23:20That poisonous buffalo is defecating
00:23:22Hey doctor sir, what are you saying, this is not poop, it is cow dung.
00:23:26This is very virtuous and it is very good.
00:23:30This cow dung is beneficial
00:23:32It is very beneficial, eat one spoon during nachte with coffee.
00:23:34Crazy Arat
00:23:36What? Are you crazy? I want to get treatment from you.
00:23:39Jad you me, oh, leave me home
00:23:41I am not the buffalo's tail, why have I left the pond?
00:23:44Hey, tell me your address, Yaj is leaving
00:23:46Here, take this patch, write your address on it.
00:23:50Agra
00:23:53Agra
00:23:54Bed number one
00:23:57Board Number No
00:24:00government mad food agra
00:24:03You are number nine
00:24:05I never met you, I am number eight
00:24:08did something come to me
00:24:10Come on, leave me
00:24:11This is number seven, number one near the belly window
00:24:16Arjunji, how do you like my crazy?
00:24:18I'm taking another crazy one
00:24:33I request the audience to give me a big round of applause.
00:24:39I will show you how to change the fairest atmosphere
00:24:41Or the black handkerchief you see
00:24:43Look at this
00:24:46Meaning these two are some new things, I do these things.
00:24:50My name is Hakim Kimati Lal, our family is from Dabha Thana.
00:24:53Our booty continues to take life medicine from friends.
00:24:55Meaning our brother likes it so much
00:24:58The patients liked it so much that one of them started taking the medicine and after that he could not stop taking it.
00:25:03Then I made her drink alcohol to get her to fuck me.
00:25:06So I go first to welcome our visitors.
00:25:14Islike Magic
00:25:16Islike Magic
00:25:17These are our viewers who have been watching us for so many years.
00:25:21You didn't tell me that if you burn it on the dusty surface, it will get hot down below.
00:25:25This is my gift to our audience to welcome them.
00:25:29yes
00:25:30very very active
00:25:31Ban Varilal Hakim building vigi a modonka rachhai rachsad tausha manud di binyedhik
00:25:35I have told you that I should drink it in bottles and lids.
00:25:37This hub is full of years
00:25:41Siddhiyon Purana, yes Siddhiyon Purana means our dispensary is running at that time when the soldiers were using only garlic and hands.
00:25:47used to fight with
00:25:48My super grandfather worked very hard to get this medicine. He spent three years continuously in the jungles.
00:25:53They went and searched for big herbs, wow, what did they find, nothing, on the contrary, ten people together searched for six
00:25:58A month later, grandfather
00:26:01I did not find Jadeji, but found a letter which I had read in the forest. It was written in it that I should drink bear's milk.
00:26:10If you try, you won't save your life.
00:26:13What happened, my uncle was a great warrior, he fought against the British.
00:26:20It is a serious disease at the time, okay, where are you, June and Riley, they died last year.
00:26:26Can anyone die from Shik?
00:26:28No, no, he should also cut an apple along with it, so I had bangles in my hand, I applied bangles like this,
00:26:33His Chuda came out from here, but what my uncle's brother gave, he made a big contribution.
00:26:42I have given it, this means give their medicine like this.
00:26:49He will start speaking Hindi to him, how can this happen, at that time the British used to come to get medicines, Pant
00:26:53If they kept coming for a year, six years, ten years, then they would talk to them and then the medicine would be a bit bitter.
00:26:57I read it, but he was such a great doctor, who knew?
00:27:01Now, till date, no doctor like him will earn money, but who will explain this to the police, the police does not listen, lathi charge.
00:27:06Will I kill you with a lathi charge? The British kind of lathi charge? But agreeing to do it for the country is a very serious matter.
00:27:14Not the country's
00:27:14Preni Mare, his wife used to give bad medicine to the Englishman's wife
00:27:18He was about to have a baby, I don't know which shell she would have given, it turned into a rabbit.
00:27:22What do we care, leave that aside.
00:27:24This which
00:27:27Then you leave it, tell me what your problem is.
00:27:29You know, I'm very lazy, I can't even wake up in the morning.
00:27:32good
00:27:32So please give me some medicine so that I can wake up quickly.
00:27:35I don't have any medicine for premature ejaculation, but I have one thing.
00:27:38I have this rooster alarm clock.
00:27:40You apply this, Shubh will awaken you.
00:27:42It will ring twice, if you wake up it's fine, otherwise it disappears into the blanket.
00:27:51Tell me, do you have any cough medicine?
00:27:57Yes, my grandmother coughs a lot.
00:27:59You do one thing, what is grandmother's age?
00:28:02these are some of the things
00:28:04Will you be imprisoned? Okay, do this.
00:28:05You should read an article, hey, so much that it will be done, it will be done.
00:28:15It will happen, it will happen, it will happen, it will happen, it will happen, it will happen
00:28:35It remains tight
00:28:37So
00:28:40You have to fight him hard
00:28:42So his cough will go away?
00:28:44If the cough goes away, he will have diarrhea.
00:28:47It will go eight times in a day
00:28:50So what does that have to do with coughing?
00:28:53It has nothing to do with cough, but what if you have bowel movements ten times in an hour?
00:28:59A cough will get their attention.
00:29:01This kind of tawa is
00:29:04You did not have any cough medicine, that is why my grandmother has not been able to recover till date.
00:29:08Which is your Dadhi, my Dadhi, Ramgarwali Dadhi, last leaf Saje used to take medicine worth Rs 50 from you every day.
00:29:16Yes, and today everyone has not made a profit of even one rupee, not a single rupee profit, do one thing,
00:29:20Tell him, from tomorrow he will charge Rs 40 instead of Rs 50.
00:29:36I love you, I don't want to drink your milk Abhishek, this is a glass full of milk with me.
00:29:42Are you watching Archana ji, I will give it to you after I do the magic, ok thank you, I have given you this milk.
00:29:47put it in
00:29:53Nothing else, this milk could not go inside and this went inside, our dear Banwari Lal, where is Banwari?
00:30:06Lal will die long ago, not so soon, how soon will he die, you lie down, mother, who are you, this is me
00:30:13His brother is Shri Kimtilal Aida.
00:30:18Hey watch it, doctor, it's not like that, old lady, you too are looking very dirty, find a solution to this problem.
00:30:25Who should I tell you, I have become old, at this age I am not able to sleep.
00:30:30It will flow like this, keep the thread for work, take one end here
00:30:34Pandao ek pyaar pre apna danush jimya lo wear khir la karenge ear ke beedr kar a nikle here
00:30:42is from
00:30:43Tell me about the problem, I feel very itchy, if you feel itchy then take this
00:30:48Take this paste, you have to take it twice a day, it will remove the itching, your nails will become longer and you will get relief.
00:30:54Sit here and keep getting something from me, Pudiya, come give me the money and get out of here.
00:30:58Hi, how much money, good rupees, oh your father never took even a single penny from me, then you
00:31:06I was young old lady, you have saved me, I have come from here, hey old lady, whom do you call young?
00:31:13Now it's oh my god you are so young, wow
00:31:20Did you think that only you can do the correction? First you should apply it properly.
00:31:24I am so excited that I am so excited, oh you turned out to be young, oh you turned out to be young, oh you
00:31:37You turned out to be young, oh wow you are young, Nick
00:31:50turned out to be young
00:31:52So what made you think that you are the only one who can do Daodo Garector?
00:31:55No such badari, I say, play only one character but do it well.
00:31:59Like Archana has been playing the same character for the last four years.
00:32:02not handled properly
00:32:04Jodaar Chaliya for Archana
00:32:06Now you play your voice character and give us that day.
00:32:17Hello brothers
00:32:18I chose Lal as the leader
00:32:19I have been watching for the past 6 months
00:32:21There is so much nonsense going on on the news channels.
00:32:24No party would have given ticket to any party.
00:32:25You are creating so much fuss
00:32:27I have been standing in Azad Meedobar for the last 20 years
00:32:30I haven't won even once
00:32:32Did some gypsy make me win?
00:32:34Then no one told me that
00:32:35You will not win like this, stand in Ilakhshan and then you will win.
00:32:38You can't win by standing in the ration card line.
00:32:43Then
00:32:44I don't get involved with other parties.
00:32:46I started my own party.
00:32:47jan shakti kiti party
00:32:49I say
00:32:50Make my party win once
00:32:52Then see what we do
00:32:54If we win the people
00:32:55Not a single poor person will be spared.
00:32:57in our family
00:32:59This is how we will manage inflation
00:33:01Like a song, look at this radio
00:33:13write this radio
00:33:18Reggae News Reggae Namashkar
00:33:25You are watching the country's number one news channel Sham Tak
00:33:29The first one to bring you all the news.
00:33:31By the way, we have just been told by another channel that
00:33:34The leader here has made his own wife
00:33:37So let's talk to them a bit.
00:33:39Hello Musar Chunilal
00:33:40Hello
00:33:42Usra, can you tell us something about your party?
00:33:46The party has now lost its glory here
00:33:56Janshakti Party Jandat
00:33:58Our party is not an ordinary party.
00:34:00We had gone to the big people of Classact
00:34:03You director producer Soyal Kahn also had a ticket.
00:34:05Wow
00:34:06On the contrary, they outgrew us.
00:34:07He said why should I take the ticket of your party, you should have taken the ticket of our film Kisan.
00:34:11So problems persist in politics.
00:34:15Now that your party has entered politics, does your party have a slogan?
00:34:20I wrote our party's slogan myself.
00:34:21Like this, fire may rain but bullets may rain
00:34:26Whether it rains fire or shells
00:34:29We cannot forget the Kulchas of Amrisar and the Chole of Paharganj.
00:34:33applause
00:34:35what kind of slogan is this
00:34:36I don't think so with such a slogan
00:34:38You can win the election
00:34:39We will win the elections but what about the ads being shown for our shops?
00:34:42We have a Kulcha shop in Ekmarhisar
00:34:44Chole in Paharganj
00:34:45Long live Janshakti Kitty Party
00:34:48Okay, so basically what you mean is that you can run the country.
00:34:51Yes, you can definitely run the country.
00:34:53When we can run dance bars quietly for four years
00:34:55Then we cannot run the country.
00:34:59Suddenly, leaders of every party get their hair cut every day.
00:35:02Yes
00:35:02So will you keep such people in your party?
00:35:05No, you're out of your mind
00:35:07We will keep people with absolutely clean and pure character in our party.
00:35:10We will keep so many people
00:35:12that he closes his eyes while going to number one
00:35:18What's the matter, our people want to know this.
00:35:21What is the first thing your party will do when it comes to power?
00:35:25wow what a lovely question
00:35:28When our party comes to power, the first thing we will do is forcibly
00:35:32Pool site Even if the pool is available, we will still party on the site.
00:35:35Darovend Food Limited and I will take the housewife and let her go
00:35:40In essence, what I meant to ask was what will you do for the public?
00:35:45The public will do it; electricity is becoming so expensive that the public is not able to spend the money.
00:35:50We will even get the fans banned. People use fans because of germs. We will make a new calendar.
00:35:57We will keep four Decembers in a year, we will shift the month of June to December so that the month of December
00:36:03I too remained a lowly karmakarmi and in the month of June too I remained a lowly turi turi sarathi
00:36:21Janshadi Kittipadi Jandbad
00:36:23By the way, our people want to know how you came into politics?
00:36:28Very Gut Koschyn
00:36:29Look, some things don't go to plan.
00:36:32Many times it happens that
00:36:36The one above creates everything
00:36:38Like one day I was going towards Gopal Nagar on my scooter.
00:36:41I don't know what's on my mind, I've turned to politics.
00:36:44It's a matter of time
00:36:45Like you won't believe I know you
00:36:47Now it's a matter of time, see this
00:36:49There is nothing here, you see, it is a matter of time, now look at this
00:36:54Nothing is there
00:37:00This is a matter of time
00:37:04It's a matter of time, sir.
00:37:06It's a matter of time
00:37:09That's why I say never mess with time.
00:37:12Time is such a fickle thing, it can make you sit anywhere.
00:37:15Time after time
00:37:17Time after time
00:37:18Look at this
00:37:21only time
00:37:23Ok?
00:37:25Don't look ahead, you will catch me
00:37:32Look how much time there is.
00:37:34And it doesn't end there, madam, look.
00:37:37You see how many cars are there?
00:37:41There are five cars, it's a matter of time, see
00:37:44Time, time is a great healer
00:37:47It's a matter of time, madam.
00:37:54Look, it's Gadiya's
00:37:58Let me tell you one more thing, look.
00:38:01It's a matter of time, time
00:38:05Wow
00:38:05So some things are not planned, some things just happen, like my hug right now.
00:38:10It will not be with you
00:38:10So some things happen like this
00:38:13What is your party symbol?
00:38:15symbol election symbol
00:38:16Yes
00:38:17Our party's election symbol and horse
00:38:19The horse never stops, nor will we ever stop.
00:38:21We will not sit idle, we do not live with the pressure.
00:38:25Even if it takes years
00:38:26Because this year we don't have much hope.
00:38:29It is actually a personal election
00:38:30We have sixteen seats
00:38:31And the tickets have not been paid yet.
00:38:34But sir only sixteen tickets
00:38:35Don't you think your party is too small?
00:38:37Look, I will host a small party myself at nine o'clock.
00:38:40It ends at 12 o'clock and then the police arrives.
00:38:42Echa sorry yes this wali party
00:38:45Look, it definitely is a small party.
00:38:46But our party will definitely win.
00:38:48Whether it wins anywhere else or not, it will definitely win from Agra.
00:38:53We have 550 members of our own there.
00:38:55We have a vote in the house and one of our members is also a judge.
00:38:59Our party will win
00:39:01you are crazy
00:39:05you are out of your mind
00:39:07Don't call me crazy, I'll bite you.
00:39:10Brothers and sisters, I am your beloved leader Chuni Lal
00:39:13To vote for me, type APIL and send it to 57575
00:39:18Now a Pinku Jog before you go
00:39:22Pinku with a girl in a dance bar
00:39:25will you dance
00:39:27girl yes
00:39:29Pinku, okay, I'll take this chair.
00:39:33thank you
00:39:45Nad is to Karshi
00:39:46Nad Is Poi Welcome
00:39:50This is this, it's Jadar Ek Pinku Barshi
00:39:54Since opening the cooking class
00:39:55One then starts cooking.
00:39:56Moreover, so many orders come during the wedding season.
00:39:58what do I know about you
00:39:59One more Azia
00:40:01Hello
00:40:01Or
00:40:02How many people to cook for
00:40:04400 people
00:40:06Everyone will come and eat four squares at a time.
00:40:09Someone was eating from the donkey in the wedding procession
00:40:11Why would you marry your daughter into the house of such poor people?
00:40:14I am giving you advice
00:40:16Okay, tell me what you want, Mirko.
00:40:17What to make in the vegetable
00:40:19I want chicken curry, listen my wedding is after a month.
00:40:23Do as you please and keep asking for Vande, till the time of marriage we will hatch chicks.
00:40:27Hey ma'am, you can get chicken curry for the price of one curry, what's in it?
00:40:30And what else to make
00:40:31Ok, good
00:40:32uh
00:40:32Chota Baban, okay, I will feed my son to my son, son ji, our cooking class but I will eat it with fame.
00:40:36No problem or
00:40:38Or
00:40:39Squeeze Me Chunni Cooking Class Here It Is
00:40:42Say yes fantastic
00:40:44Yes, he is the younger Baban Shukla from the neighbourhood.
00:40:47I am his daughter
00:40:48Little Baban
00:40:49His daughter is the second
00:40:51What kind of boys are there, they fight so much
00:40:53Little Baban
00:40:54Such a father goes to 2GB of pendrai
00:40:58Save
00:40:59Yes, I am his daughter
00:41:01And I want to learn food in your cooking class.
00:41:03So tell me like this, what do you want to learn?
00:41:04In oil, frankly
00:41:05open price
00:41:06Yes, what do you teach in fan?
00:41:08We sing both kinds of things
00:41:09Veg Non Veg
00:41:10But the difference is not significant
00:41:11All it has is that it cuts it into pieces.
00:41:13The cutter does not crack the cheese.
00:41:15What is it that I need to learn?
00:41:17I want to learn both ways.
00:41:19learning both
00:41:19Look, both have different rates.
00:41:20If three jars of single single single, both singogi then pachisu rupee
00:41:24One second, one more than two less than
00:41:27The system is a disaster, you won't understand, just watch it now.
00:41:29Rishmi Dishai, Single Do Lakh, Pandey and Nigam Mila Ke Forty-Five Dar, so that's like that
00:41:37I am absolutely ready
00:41:39Come, tell me
00:41:40By the way, I am going to get married, so I will cook delicious food for my husband with my own hands.
00:41:45wants to feed
00:41:46Wow, that's nice
00:41:48What should I call your bati?
00:41:50Chi, Till
00:41:51Tillu
00:41:52Is this his name?
00:41:55Tillu what is your name, Tillu
00:41:57This is his nickname, his real name is Puchhu.
00:42:02Okay, now that you know your name, please teach me something.
00:42:05I want to learn everything from Saathing.
00:42:07So, first thing in the morning is to wake up and make them some steaming hot coffee.
00:42:13Look, first of all put it on before making coffee.
00:42:17You mean this is a naiveté like I wore it before eating.
00:42:20Good apron, yes, April, May, June, whatever you wear, it is fine.
00:42:25So tell me who makes the coffee?
00:42:27Coffee, coffee is a very simple procedure, just put the button on the gas
00:42:31I am going to do this with the couple, okay
00:42:33added a little sugar
00:42:35put some coffee
00:42:36And your coffee is ready.
00:42:38Hey, you didn't light the gas cylinder.
00:42:40Hey bub, this is cold coffee
00:42:43No, no, I want to learn hot coffee.
00:42:53I want to learn hot coffee
00:42:55Listen to this, your face will be sour, after marriage, don't give her too much hot coffee.
00:42:59Why?
00:42:59Someone will trouble you later, later, after me.
00:43:02It's been a long time since I learned to drink hot coffee.
00:43:07Mirko forgot all the recipes
00:43:10I forgot the last one in the beginning, I remember it
00:43:12So tell me the last one, yes the last one of hot coffee is only this much.
00:43:15So here's your coffee.
00:43:18I kind of forgot the starting one, I still remember the last one.
00:43:21Well, you should give up coffee.
00:43:23Tell me how to make pulao
00:43:26My mother-in-law likes to eat pulao.
00:43:29Hey look, mother-in-law likes pulao more than pulao.
00:43:31So did this work
00:43:33She will be happier if she gives birth to a grandson within nine months of marriage.
00:43:36To leave the cycle of pulao pulao
00:43:37Chulu ji, you are very naughty.
00:43:40For now, please teach me how to make pulao.
00:43:42Pulao Pulao: Take some pebbles and you have to chop rice from them.
00:43:45Pebbles are removed from rice using one sik, one sik, one sik.
00:43:49No rice from pebbles
00:43:50I know this guy is a new dish you don't know
00:44:11right now
00:44:13Bring the pulao and leave it
00:44:14You can also use chicken dishes.
00:44:15Any recipe for chicken dish?
00:44:17Who will make this chicken dish?
00:44:18The lessons I learned when I came to Pyxtage
00:44:20O!
00:44:21And by the way
00:44:23For them
00:44:24I will open the mango and crush it into pieces on your face.
00:44:27And died in a rage
00:44:29Then Brady gets hot. Why should Preston Graham keep such a secret?
00:44:32There is a hint of this
00:44:47If my house is brinjal then
00:44:51Now who is this, why are you growing up?
00:44:53And 22…
00:44:54Or, tell me
00:44:55Chunno ji, you lease it now.
00:44:56What is?
00:44:57Now have you taught me any chicken dish?
00:44:59What is the budget like chicken dish taught?
00:45:01Budget?
00:45:01Or, if your budget is good, we'll get you chicken curry from the store.
00:45:04If the budget is not good then you will have to run and catch it in the fair.
00:45:08But today a rooster caught me.
00:45:10Well, if you wore such a bright saree to catch the red colored Listi cock, then why else did you wear it?
00:45:15I know everything, my and your brother, what kind of chicken will you have, tell me quickly, sir, I want to learn OP Sudeter chicken.
00:45:20Hey chicken, you will have to spend a little extra budget for chicken, it will cost four rupees, why four hundred?
00:45:26See �
00:45:26If I get two and a half thousand rupees from the hotel, I will earn fifty rupees without any problem. Now I will have to make it.
00:45:32I think it is cooked but if the hotel owner had made it tasty then the chicken would have been cooked and the rest would have been cooked.
00:45:39Doso Ateshton now become lost
00:45:56Hey Baba, you will withdraw our money for one and a half months, one stubborn month, after that the hen will set up some kind of a house.
00:46:01Hey Arte Ho AC Nahi Hoti
00:46:19Pusta kuch nahi maarunga tarah amchur ghee ke
00:46:21You have come big
00:46:22Okay, you didn't teach me chicken, don't teach me.
00:46:25But Chunu ji, she definitely taught me how to burn.
00:46:29What is it like that, when you put it in like this
00:46:32It feels good
00:46:34I don't come to the pan, I call it a pan.
00:46:36Oh sorry, slip of tongue
00:46:39Well, when you sleep, you will tease me and then my tail will burn.
00:46:43What kind of marriage is going to happen now?
00:46:45isnale do o au achha pakaraten na
00:46:53Oh Salam, I have become a king
00:47:06And how was our evening decorated?
00:47:09Look at this note of mine
00:47:11Look at this sutra of mine
00:47:13So like the piano is from London
00:47:18Myself
00:47:22Peon Kapil Sharma
00:47:24But currently I like you
00:47:26One of the brothers, my name was Pele, I have changed it.
00:47:30I forgot to write this, I am a self-pian to Taram.
00:47:36If I drink myself then I will rest.
00:47:49This is the name of the person, this is the name of the person, all the work is done on foot.
00:48:08Now a fantastic magic
00:48:11Look, I will put this beautiful girl in the microphone and increase its size and take it out.
00:48:16So you can see
00:48:22Mike Rave
00:48:23I want to see this girl from Kali Diyan, I kept her inside.
00:48:29Eggstand
00:48:30Now what should I do with it?
00:48:35Long live black magic
00:48:38Long live black magic
00:48:43Yes
00:48:44will lower his ears
00:48:46Azo Azo
00:48:48If you bring chalang then do something for yourself, it's okay
00:48:51Yaw Wat Tastek
00:48:52Now I feel like
00:48:55It's getting very cold in here
00:48:57Eliminate the magic as soon as it arrives
00:48:58again leaving in the middle
00:49:00Look, I put it in
00:49:02OK in the cart
00:49:04Right
00:49:10No one can drink like this
00:49:11Yes
00:49:12Ver is de principal
00:49:14Where is the principal sahab?
00:49:16I have no idea about the principal sir.
00:49:18What?
00:49:19your principal
00:49:20can you explain the padal to me
00:49:22you look like a peon
00:49:24what do you mean i am
00:49:26My brother-in-law is the principal of this college.
00:49:28He has come to Thailand for a college meeting.
00:49:30So they made me and told me
00:49:32Who does Thale meet?
00:49:34Look, the college meeting was held here.
00:49:36Everyone together decided in the meeting that Principal Sir
00:49:38All the ladies are looked at by the teachers with admiration.
00:49:40Send them down this time for eight days.
00:50:02Kunde reads
00:50:03So how good is that
00:50:04Shariv boys grow every call in
00:50:05Our Yam Kunde read
00:50:06What is complete in this
00:50:08I mean to say that Baha boys
00:50:10Teasing and stalking me
00:50:12have come this far
00:50:13what teased you
00:50:16one second
00:50:18Less
00:50:20Don't be afraid less
00:50:21How many boys were there
00:50:22with
00:50:23This is what three are saying.
00:50:24what dish is this
00:50:25Look, what I mean to say is this
00:50:27It was lying there, so I used it.
00:50:28Listen
00:50:32Things can also be hidden.
00:50:34What do you think, am I joking? Go and see them.
00:50:37How are you passing comments?
00:50:38Vat
00:50:39one second
00:50:43Hello
00:50:45Brother in law
00:50:46You have to give happiness
00:50:47Our college's comments are passing by
00:50:50Brother-in-law, I gave you a kushakwari after a second of abuse.
00:50:54Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, listen to me
00:50:56You will abuse me as my sister, but it will still hurt your wife.
00:51:00what do you do to me
00:51:02you burn
00:51:03Look, I am thankful to my daughter-in-law that at least something from our college passed.
00:51:08Our college students are far away, our teachers are never near us.
00:51:12You know this is our Princey Bahl.
00:51:14I told you that if someone is from Thailand, he did not go to Thailand and went to Bhopal again to give his first class exam.
00:51:21What are you saying here? Yes, the comment means those boys are teasing you.
00:51:25are teasing you
00:51:26Yes ok kitre boy
00:51:29with
00:51:30Look, I'm still deep, I want to hide.
00:51:32With the boys there were fewer
00:51:34they will kill
00:51:36Chupa Chupa Night
00:51:38Now please do something and punish him.
00:51:40I will punish
00:51:41Yes, it's okay
00:51:45Today I will not clean my room for years.
00:51:49Order
00:51:49They should be punished like this
00:51:51Bhashrujai not Garugang
00:51:52No
00:51:53No
00:51:54yes talmi this problem
00:51:58My problem is that you are not doing anything.
00:52:01what should i do
00:52:06I also knew what I had to do now.
00:52:09I have some paperwork in the wall
00:52:15Woooo.
00:52:17Look, listen to me
00:52:18Look, listen to me
00:52:19You get up early
00:52:20Bing Principal, I have a lot of other work to do.
00:52:23I'm Ko Frein
00:52:23I haven't cleaned a single toilet since then.
00:52:27what are you talking about
00:52:28What kind of a college is that, its principal himself cleans the toilets.
00:52:32See, I don't want to take admission in such a college.
00:52:35Excuse me, you felt bad.
00:52:37Listen, first of all, visit our college and see if you like the building.
00:52:41Okay, if you don't like it then take admission, it's simple.
00:52:45Okay, but you should have sat and discussed from which room she came to your college.
00:52:49You don't see just one thing, you can do it today and then what's the big deal?
00:52:54Listen, there are a total of two rooms in our college. Earlier there was only one, we built a wall and made this an office.
00:53:02Now we are thinking of adding a wall and making a bathroom here.
00:53:06Because it doesn't feel good under the table, watt watt watt, how many watts is your bass total?
00:53:16Now if you talk about such nonsense then what should I say, then tell me what can I do for you.
00:53:22Look at this, I have to check the children's papers too, you sit, I have taken your sister's report.
00:53:36Fault taken good zekaram now sheya hai aapne is ako tho abacchar ne pichali chalas me ekki tane number the
00:53:44Actually, this time my percentage was a little less, only 88% whereas I had expected 90%.
00:53:5588 percent? You're saying 88 percent is an underestimate.
00:53:58In our college, two boys pass with 88% marks and one fails.
00:54:04Look closely, there will be two-twenty in forty, the eighth one will be the first one.
00:54:09My name is Kit Pock
00:54:10Are you saying such shameful things?
00:54:13Look, I am not going to delay my work by pressing the paper, you want to break it, right?
00:54:24This God, what all did I hear about this college, like this, this, that and the number in sports.
00:54:29This college is one, I wonder how
00:54:31Excuse me, my lord, our college is number one in sports, in hockey, hockey is the name of our college.
00:54:37Come on, there's something good about this college, yeah, boys, they pull out the hokey after
00:54:44Are you out of your mind? Now please go out and do something. Those boys are teasing you, why don't you do something?
00:54:50Why are you not afraid
00:54:51I am not afraid, I just feel like Shivering
00:54:56Look, if I go out and talk to the boys, they will beat me too.
00:55:00But what we did here, they will kill us too.
00:55:03So it's better than this, they are our own people, they beat them up.
00:55:07But, listen to me, don't get up and come like this, keep straightening yourself, you get up and come.
00:55:12Always
00:55:14One
00:55:16The end has not passed
00:55:17in the end
00:55:18So do it and tell me what else is there.
00:55:21Kadija to the same pudana
00:55:22This, in the end, a Pinku who
00:55:26There was a gas leak in Pinku's house one night.
00:55:28Pinku went to his mother's house to see where the writing was coming from.
00:55:32From that day onwards, neither the gas nor Pinku's fire
00:55:36Come
00:55:54Come
00:55:57Today I have come to audition for IndiNeedle.
00:55:59Today I have come to audition for IndiNeedle.
00:55:59I am feeling very lucky and proud
00:56:02I checked, madam, everything is fixed here.
00:56:04Everything is fixed here
00:56:05I sing so well
00:56:06I've been in line since four in the morning.
00:56:10I've been in line since four o'clock
00:56:11Anumaali came at 11 o'clock, went straight inside and beat him up.
00:56:14Let's hear him sing at least once
00:56:16I would sing if you could hear him sing.
00:56:17So forget about Cher, if you could have even made them stand in line
00:56:38I understand that the pressure on auditions has increased.
00:56:42You don't mind
00:56:43I am in line before you, Apisan
00:56:46where we stand
00:56:48The line starts there
00:56:50it
00:56:52Main Shulap Shuchale ki line ki baat nikr rhe tarah dimag rao hai
00:56:54You know who I am
00:56:56who am I
00:56:57Me and Sono Nigam
00:56:59Donam Mumbai aayate train pe
00:57:01he got off the train
00:57:02He was forced to leave the platform
00:57:03I went ahead to Dadar
00:57:06Are you having fun?
00:57:08You don't know how tough this competition is.
00:57:10How tough is this competition?
00:57:12absolutely fine eh
00:57:17And now the competition is going to be even tougher because
00:57:20I am a fool
00:57:21This is going to work, this Littlechamp's auditions are not happening
00:57:24Hindlet Idle Ho Oil
00:57:26I'm not a competition
00:57:27where am I madam
00:57:29I am from Bengal, we are
00:57:31You know the song from Bengal
00:57:33I am singing the song from your childhood
00:57:38People like Gulm Lee Souf would get tired of the Chheshe Gande, you used to sing with great enthusiasm in them.
00:57:45Hey friend, you sing the song, don't listen to him.
00:57:49Okay, listen to me, you guys don't want to do it.
00:57:52Get me out of here
00:57:53shut up
00:57:55I can win the singing competition only then
00:57:57When I make both of them lose their throats
00:58:00I am feeding you now
00:58:01Made in search oil
00:58:03Hot Kulfi
00:58:04Hey, will you eat kulfi?
00:58:07No, no, I will not sing
00:58:08Come on then sing a song, what are you going to sing in the audition?
00:58:11what should the heart do when it is from Disi
00:58:17Thank God for the garden, my kulfi is small
00:58:22Hearing this, it seems that she has already bought 15-20 kulfis.
00:58:26Hey Tugayega Kulfi, hey, no, no, your kulfi, friend, from where do they come, I don't even remember the line.
00:58:31would have
00:58:31Exacti Matlu
00:58:35People have made fun of Unena Sanit because they don't know that one has to work hard.
00:58:40A then the song is sung in a high scale
00:58:42I spun on a high scale, I am afraid of heights.
00:58:46What do you get from the height of one second of the song?
00:58:48Yes, you will say that it is not yours.
00:58:50A. Shuraf
00:58:52Hey, this is your face number, right?
00:58:54Wait, your number has come, run away and go to your house
00:58:56Tari Pari Jaagi Yaadi
00:58:59take a look
00:58:59She goes to audition and her number is six.
00:59:02Brother, tell me one thing
00:59:03Yes, you keep giving auditions.
00:59:05I woke up and heard a song
00:59:07I don't want to risk it, I might get selected.
00:59:09Even if someone sings a flop song, he should sing it in tune.
00:59:12So if I sing a flop song, will it be okay? I will sing this.
00:59:15Mohabbate Lataunga
00:59:17I will leave my equipment and go back
00:59:23Oh my God, you have come so fast
00:59:25Tell me what's inside, there's Numali Pyath and a girl with him.
00:59:29girl ok anumali what are you doing inside
00:59:31Hey, inside is Sajit Khan with his hair grown.
00:59:34Hey Sajit, that Parakhan is yours, Sachod, but what happened inside you?
00:59:39Hey, the same one who had said last time that next time I will take C or else
00:59:44By the way, I am walking, my voice will keep growing, growing, growing
01:00:04Hello, how are you? Which is your favorite singer? Shakira. Shakira, she also sings.
01:00:12Till today I have watched this video with it muted.
01:00:22Hello, good evening, this is the first season of Indian Idol.
01:00:25And today will be the grand finale of Indian Idol. I am your senses Mona.
01:00:29Let's see what preparations have been made for today's contests.
01:00:33Our first finalist, Abhi Jeet, tell us where you come from.
01:00:37I am from Mumbai, Maharashtra
01:00:38Wow Fantasy our second finalist today Chintu Chintu Abtaye where have you come from
01:01:01Huntation Se Kidar Se Huntation Shukchu Gariyala Huntation
01:01:06Session Session Before my station, where did the station come from before, where did it come from now, I am in these the
01:01:13Mera saara humaan charyon hum hain ne the din se ghekil hukhwowWowop
01:01:18Chintu ji, tell me what should I do if I win the Indian Adal?
01:01:22So Jeet Gahen, what are they doing, they are doing something like this
01:01:25We will also form another committee.
01:01:27Okay, anyways, why don't you sing us a qawwali song
01:01:31Qawwali is not a song
01:01:32Qawwali happens
01:01:33Okay
01:01:34I will recite Qawwali
01:01:35hold this
01:01:36I will sing Qawwali
01:01:37The hole is big but keep it firm.
01:01:39This is a Qawwali for you guys
01:01:44became famous
01:01:49celebrity how how
01:01:55I came to hear
01:01:58here it
01:01:59money money
01:02:01live
01:02:06One minute is necessary that when this lion comes then the same quality will come, my own quality has been applied clearly.
01:02:27have done
01:02:30You are a three-part singer, what can you do comedian?
01:02:34Turn me upside down, turn me upside down, turn me upside down, you two will get me thrown out
01:02:46Thank you for giving me so much, thank you so much, thank you, here is my guitar
01:02:50Abhijid, why don't you sing us a Sufi song?
01:03:03Infamous, infamous, Munni, she got infamous, for the sake of darling
01:03:22infamous, disgraced
01:03:26Wow, what a thing, loud applause, what a thing, don't sing this song again
01:03:33Chinchu, please sing a Sufi song for me, I don't know Sufi, my hair is not that long.
01:03:40I hear you auntie, auntie
01:03:43What am I, my aunt, or did I do it at my aunt's music?
01:03:46ok tell me
01:03:48has sung
01:03:51Aunty became infamous
01:03:53Vavav
01:03:55Look at the depth of the song.
01:03:58Aunty became infamous
01:04:00For you, O Kishanlal
01:04:04Aunty became infamous
01:04:07For you, O Kishanlal
01:04:11Kishanlal is my uncle.
01:04:14Earlier he was Kishanlal, after marriage he became Kesu Kesu Balati
01:04:18Oh, the first year of marriage
01:04:22Fupa must be in bad shape
01:04:28Phupi
01:04:30Phupi
01:04:32Aunty hit me with such a load
01:04:36With Nanun Hush
01:04:39Bhupi hit the axe
01:04:43Nanun Ade Bhufa's support
01:04:46This is Nanu who is
01:04:49My father Kashar has a son of 1 year.
01:04:51This mush is like a mother's son whenever Bhupa goes to the drunkard's house.
01:04:56Swesige Kavali Ye Nau
01:05:03yoke on
01:05:04Ipne Mirat Nasath or you made me win
01:05:06Thank you so much, I am your Isand Kabhi Zindagi Pol Chakarta
01:05:10Thank you so much, thank you so much so that I subscribed to the exam
01:05:13Stay, Huare, Plad, Urshaat Berlizar Hi Thay, Karen Noor Copacic-
01:05:21Gimmie Thank You
01:05:24But the result came that it was
01:05:26Thanks a lot
01:05:28I never even thought
01:05:31that it breaks down a lot
01:05:33I never thought I would suddenly come and become such an Indian idol.
01:05:43No wonder this is the stage of Indian National, this is the stage of Comri Saagas and even though Rakhi Sawant is here
01:05:50Or right now Jeet Sawant, anyway only we have to win
01:05:53uh
01:06:02Today my wife is having a big day, today my wife is having a big day, today that bitch is having a big day.
01:06:10I am going on a picnic today, Sohal Bhai.
01:06:15The wife has a big picnic, so you understand that Archana comes here to do the same.
01:06:19A little judgment and the rest enjoyment
01:06:21Neither I nor I actually had to know.
01:06:24Who will care for the wife's elder brother? Same old wife after ten years.
01:06:27I am going there because I will get cake and samosas.
01:06:31Anyway, after ten years, the samosa tastes better than the wife, it also tastes salty.
01:06:34It also hurts me, I had sent you a message, you took it, the message does not reach you.
01:06:52I said, "Minnam, I had to change my phone, it's not about the phone, I would have come back from China after travelling."
01:07:03How much is it too
01:07:13Even if her lips open, she would take out her tongue and clean her ears. This is my wife, she does not come to me.
01:07:20If you say this about me, then I can say this about my wife, I can say this about other's wives.
01:07:23What do they talk about, I had to get beaten up
01:07:26Ever since I got married, I've lost my boat.
01:07:28Suhaag Radharwal then the police raid increased
01:07:30Kaite Bali Ka Badu is married
01:07:31So I said, it takes a girl to get drunk, look ahead.
01:07:34Drinks 14 packets of secrets
01:07:38You get there quickly, then there is a lot of traffic.
01:07:43You will get today's traffic
01:07:44Today there are thirteen big fifteen thousand rupees which is a joke that the government
01:07:49Fuck, guys, hold my back
01:07:50back
01:07:52This bag keeps roaming around with a bag bigger than itself, what is inside it?
01:07:56This is keeping you, this glass is keeping you
01:08:00to see my face
01:08:01Why have you looked at my face again and again?
01:08:03So, after seeing this, I came to know that the first monkey of Tunisia was from your family.
01:08:06th
01:08:07So stop the excuses
01:08:09Stop the excuses
01:08:09Jump up and walk
01:08:11Okay, if I pull the back, who will drive the car?
01:08:13Will I drive the car?
01:08:14You are crazy, last time I made him drive the car, he will keep hitting me in the leader's rally.
01:08:19And the poor guy who was supposed to stand in the election, would be standing now and he would be able to sulk.
01:08:24I will drive the car
01:08:28He fought to be perfect, you fought,
01:08:32My son Tirmi is listening to me only.
01:08:36Parna gets very jealous when wives cry.
01:08:39Bishti's asu never ends, who knows from where the body gives mileage.
01:08:44She cries for her husband's blessings and victories.
01:08:45Emotion ho jaitaab cries, child ho jaitaab
01:08:48She is crying, you are a child, Jaitab
01:08:51why are you crying
01:08:52How can you be so great, you don't even praise your wife.
01:08:55I will drive the wheel
01:08:59See
01:09:00Children are like wives
01:09:01Fleet fleet, fleet, I will drive it in the car, come here, come quickly, we are moving, fleet, fleet, fleet, tell me your hair,
01:09:19When you were born, the doctor took a fee from your father. Yes, why, well, I would have been
01:09:29Why take money for such little work, even the doctor was sleeping, I had written a paper from MBPA which was of little use.
01:09:35I told you one more time, I travel by car, the car is small, if I survive then, I will do the same.
01:09:42Give it to me, nothing, I will tie the knot
01:09:46There is a check post ahead, do you know, it is a check post, it looks like a check post, this
01:09:51This is a cash check post, we never let you go without taking cash, hey, stop the car, stop it, hey, get lost, get lost, get lost
01:09:58go, now, stop, a, get out, c
01:10:14Show me the car papers, there are no car papers, the car is unreadable, you are making a fuss with me.
01:10:19My mind is very hot, you take it for me, show me the car papers, straight straight, oh sir, take this.
01:10:24Hey, these are the papers of the scooter, give the papers of the car.
01:10:43What are you doing, open your trunk and show me
01:10:45Darling, you never go to sleep until you get a line.
01:10:47You akwas bant they open the trunk for you
01:10:54You want a bag of samosas, you open the trunk, I will open whatever is there.
01:10:57The vermillion cap does not open until I yearn for it, that is why I never apply it.
01:11:00If you open the trunk, if the trunk does not open then we keep the taxi inside also.
01:11:04You guys don't believe that I'm the one who swings the trunk.
01:11:06Where is it hitting?
01:11:10Oh my god!
01:11:12There's a corpse inside it!
01:11:14What?
01:11:15What?
01:11:15Where did the samosas go?
01:11:18What are you talking about?
01:11:21Oh my god! The samosas are really missing!
01:11:24let him see it
01:11:27Where did our samosas go?
01:11:28to see a corpse
01:11:29bastard broken
01:11:31Hey, this is bigger than Molly.
01:11:36Keep quiet, it's fun!
01:11:39I am having fun even after dying!
01:11:42Who are you showing your thumb to, you bastard?
01:11:46hands up
01:11:47Haji Sir
01:11:48tell me one thing
01:11:49So big a man
01:11:51inside the trunk of the car
01:11:52dead
01:11:53Whose corpse is this?
01:11:54tell me first
01:11:55Whose corpse is this?
01:11:56The one who is dead is the one who should be asked this.
01:12:00all eat
01:12:00essence, of course
01:12:01Seriously tell us
01:12:02Whose dead body was this and how did it come into our trunk?
01:12:05I doubt that this car is also stolen.
01:12:07Excuse me?
01:12:08This car is not stolen, my father gave it to us in Dahich.
01:12:12So? What does your father do?
01:12:14He is a thief.
01:12:15No, I mean, look, sir.
01:12:32Earlier he had given this in vehicles.
01:12:34The dead body was given ten years ago, how fresh is it, just look.
01:12:37Hey friend, stop your gathering, tell me whose dead body is this?
01:12:40Sir, what should I tell us, even our samosas are missing, I have a doubt, Riyar, both of you
01:12:46I have doubt on this, I will send both of you to jail.
01:12:49Sir, a relative, I will call him Samosa, he saw that he died otherwise he would have told me this.
01:13:10I will definitely catch him. Sir, the murderer will be caught tomorrow, but if I don't get the samosas today, I'll be a Pasi.
01:13:16Friend, you are worried about samosas, both of you should go and do one thing, both of you should go to jail.
01:13:21I will put one of them in jail, why will I put both of them in jail, why will she stay with me in jail, get lost, I did this trick.
01:13:27Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, remove it, remove it from here also
01:13:45This is not this murderer, this is the murderer and this is his, go and become the accountant, what are you doing, Kirn Chakra
01:13:53I am lying there, what are you, then tell me further, you are an inspector, Gonfidans, I am not your shopkeeper.
01:13:59Jacham, you stay with me, Jacham sir, you are also fabulous, this is the one that has roots on one side for a century
01:14:04Is
01:14:08They have not eaten them, Aunty, this is not number two, this one gives back our samosas.
01:14:18What will I get for the future now?
01:14:22Meaning it will bring new contours
01:14:35Lela
01:14:36Lela where are you Lela
01:14:38My Laila is so small
01:14:41Many should not come under anyone's feet
01:14:43Lest someone eats the Chua
01:14:45Lest some cat runs away with it in its mouth
01:14:49Lela
01:14:59Lela
01:15:00Look, in your love I have been saved from the people who are pelting stones at me.
01:15:04Majno
01:15:08my flame
01:15:09What happened to you that you are in such a condition?
01:15:12Who is such a true sign?
01:15:14O Maigad Shola
01:15:16How bloody is deafening
01:15:18Is
01:15:20Is
01:15:21Is
01:15:22Is
01:15:24Is
01:15:25Is
01:15:26Is
01:15:27Is
01:15:28Is
01:15:36Is
01:16:06I have faith in music people.
01:16:13Is
01:16:36Majnu is
01:16:37Majnu is
01:16:37I say go after eight o'clock.
01:16:39He is a very mean man
01:16:41He takes out the kitnia of the peahen
01:16:42what are you doing
01:16:44I had told you last month to get the operation done.
01:16:46They removed my kidney and I'm doing fine, Haji.
01:17:12My Majni, after her treatment I have to run away from home
01:17:16Look, it is a habit, it cannot run away.
01:17:19in that
01:17:21provisions
01:17:25and
01:17:25The one who takes this alta's breath cannot run away and anyway why do you people want to run away?
01:17:33I don't know how far I can run, I will never lose.
01:17:35After that I have to leave
01:17:36We have to go away from our family.
01:17:39We have to go away and get married
01:17:41And then I call my Layla
01:17:44I will make pulao with my own hands and feed it to you.
01:17:47Lela
01:17:47Will feed the casserole
01:17:49Salesh himself has been eating stones since morning.
01:18:06I love my lover
01:18:08I will marry only Majnu
01:18:09Please take him to the hospital quickly.
01:18:11But no cheaper
01:18:13Firstly, you people are not cheap and are very distant.
01:18:16So do this, you go so deep and say it.
01:18:18Lily in her mouth if Mike
01:18:20You are cheap and broken
01:18:21Do one thing, it's cheap
01:18:22A book is now available at home for Rs 10.
01:18:24Open it, read grandma's prescriptions in it and put it in the right place.
01:18:28don't talk like that
01:18:29My Majnu has eaten stones for me
01:18:31What? here and there
01:18:33Have you been stoned for this?
01:18:38For this I will eat stale kulfi and you will eat stone.
01:18:41Firstly, I am worried about you people.
01:18:44I forgot my lunch
01:18:45Wait my Isr, I will bring the food from the tea stall.
01:18:49Take it out in Abhe Dabad
01:18:51I'm dying, do something
01:18:53Abh, you are dying, my kidney beans are getting cold, what about that Abh
01:19:15The cheques should be equal, both of you bastards, and you also know that you have been loving her for ten years.
01:19:20loves this one
01:19:22If you had worked for ten years, you would have had your own motorcycle today and would have been sitting on it.
01:19:26I was going away, it had happened
01:19:45I had no check, I was very happy, I had to pay the price
01:19:47What? If you keep moving forward, something will happen to my mind.
01:19:53Egg is still time
01:19:54This is not a small delay, you should fall, oh my God, then take it forward slowly.
01:20:01I will go a little, I am not in a hurry, that is why I will go slowly in the tie for the night. I will go slowly in the tie for the night.
01:20:06I will go comfortably in the night tie
01:20:24Manchu lie down
01:20:25It's about purses
01:20:26I was carrying a dead body in the car.
01:20:29Ghanda Jungledal Sunsan
01:20:32the corpse stood up
01:20:34I need water to drink
01:20:36I was scared
01:20:37I went to the deserted forest to fetch water.
01:20:39If a ghost touches me
01:20:42Yes so
01:20:43I will give you the form first, now you die.
01:20:46Farm Barnu Zara
01:20:47Hey, you want to fuck my little one.
01:20:51Manchu
01:20:52Manchu
01:20:54Mahi
01:20:56bastards what they
01:20:58Manchu is dead
01:21:00What?
01:21:00Manchu
01:21:01Who will pay for my ambulance?
01:21:05bastard
01:21:06You are worried about your rent, my Machanu is dead.
01:21:11Manchu
01:21:11I can't live without you
01:21:14I am here with you
01:21:16I became a strangled
01:21:18Jumping and Climbing
01:21:23For this
01:21:24What was the point of dying, there was a corpse, I was giving a warning
01:21:26To you
01:21:27Look Archana ji
01:21:29As dead is alive
01:21:31Both actors are amazing
01:21:34Both of them look like real corpses.
01:21:37This is what they seem to be doing now
01:21:38Even when I was standing and performing, I looked like a corpse.
01:21:43See
01:21:44But it has been such a fine one
01:21:45If you dare to say that, it looks like a dead body.
01:21:47Now if I put it in water, something will happen, just watch them.
01:22:07They
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