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00:04Submit, do you remember which day of the year?
00:07The year of the year?
00:09The anniversary of the year was not going to be able to get you.
00:13So, birthday?
00:14Correct.
00:15It's the birthday of Alia.
00:17Ah, of course.
00:20How do you see, it's 5 years old.
00:23I don't know.
00:246 years old.
00:26So, I've said that too.
00:285 years old.
00:306 years old.
00:31What did you hear?
00:33Unbelievable.
00:34Anyway.
00:36How do you celebrate this year?
00:37Cake, chips, sandwich.
00:39After that, jhula and bouncy castle.
00:42Then, it's gone.
00:43Happy birthday.
00:44Do you do something special this year?
00:48Idea.
00:51Alia's favorite cartoon character.
00:54Great idea.
00:56So, when will you come to the house?
01:03Very clever.
01:05Man.
01:06Cartoon.
01:07Hm?
01:08Huh?
01:09Uh-oh.
01:09Shh.
01:10Shh.
01:16Sonny.
01:21Water.
01:22Bah, bah, bah, bah.
01:24Bum, bah, bah.
01:25Bum, bah, bah.
01:25Bum, bah, bah.
01:27Bum, bah.
01:29Bum, bah.
01:29Bum, bah.
01:39Pum-pum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum maturity
01:55You have to not see, Maya. It's going to be F1 racing here.
01:58I will send you to Raddi.
02:03Alia, come here.
02:08Raddivala has come. I have to take some money.
02:11What are all these?
02:13Nothing. It's childhood things. School box.
02:16Stardust. This is a hill.
02:18Where did you get so old money?
02:22What time is this newspaper?
02:26Shajan declares Taj Mahal open.
02:29Very funny.
02:30And what else?
02:32This?
02:34Dude, Rajneesh.
02:36Look at it.
02:37What happened? It's just a bat.
02:39Correct.
02:41You'll get to see Kuroinor tomorrow.
02:42You'll get to see him too. It's a sword.
02:44What's that?
02:45What's that?
02:47Look at this.
02:48It's an autograph of Sachin Tindulkar.
02:50It's an autograph.
02:51You're putting the sign of God in Raddi.
02:54Mommy says exactly right.
02:56Where did you get the autograph of God?
02:59I was 12 years old.
03:03Did you remember something?
03:04Yes.
03:06How can you say it?
03:08For me, they brought the sign of Kambali.
03:10They brought the sign of Kambali.
03:17Hello.
03:18Come on, Raddiwala.
03:19Bobby.
03:21Raddiwala?
03:22What's your mind?
03:24I'll give you 10 pounds per kilo.
03:26Done.
03:27Done?
03:27Bobby.
03:28Look.
03:28Look.
03:29Sachin's autograph.
03:31When did you get from God?
03:33I've written an autograph in my childhood.
03:36It's big, right?
03:37Yes, big, big.
03:39I'll give it to him.
03:42What?
03:43What do you mean?
03:46I mean, the autograph is a fake.
03:47A fake?
03:48No.
03:49Oh, man.
03:50One minute.
03:52One minute, Sachin's T.S.
03:53I don't write this.
03:54And you think Sachin wrote this?
03:56Sumit, you're a very good child.
03:59Just give a lot of knowledge on the study.
04:00Wishing full-time.
04:02Best of luck.
04:04Point.
04:05What?
04:05This Sachin can't be written by Sachin's.
04:08Because he's not even written.
04:12Oh, man.
04:13I've seen such a big ugly bag.
04:16Oh, oh.
04:17Sumit.
04:18This is a bad thing.
04:19It's ugly.
04:24But...
04:25Papa-ji had told me a whole story behind this autograph.
04:29I mean, they had a joke.
04:31Oh, man.
04:31Then ask them again.
04:33We're going to win.
04:34Come on.
04:35No, no, no.
04:36You guys go.
04:37Let's go, Bobby.
04:38You and me are going to be a party.
04:40Come on, Bobby.
04:41Bobby.
04:42I'll have my autograph on Kambli.
04:44Who will have to give Kambli autograph?
04:46That will be true.
04:48Come on.
04:50Come on.
04:58Come on.
04:59Come on.
05:01Come on.
05:02Come on.
05:03Come on.
05:03Come on.
05:03Sumit.
05:04Are you okay?
05:09Bobby wrote the autograph of Sachin's.
05:11Tendulkar wrote something for me.
05:12I, Sumit.
05:13Sumit Walia.
05:15Sachin Tendulkar wished me the best of luck.
05:18And that was a full-time best of luck.
05:20Think, Maya.
05:21Think.
05:22For two seconds, the world's best player took my name.
05:28He wrote something for me.
05:30This bat, this autograph, I became a sports presenter.
05:34This bat is my real inspiration.
05:39Wow!
05:42It's so emotional a speech!
05:44For me, it's not so emotional.
05:47Yeah.
05:49Your autograph is in my heart.
05:51So cheesy.
05:53Okay.
05:54Think.
05:55One side, I am.
05:57One side, Sachin.
05:59Who will choose?
06:03Okay.
06:04You're so much thinking.
06:06Of course, Maya, I'll choose you.
06:09Good.
06:10You're dead.
06:11You're going to be out now.
06:12From home.
06:20Listen.
06:21This week is our kitty.
06:23So?
06:24At that time, don't watch TV here.
06:27And wearing pyjama,
06:28and dancing,
06:29it's not always.
06:31Last time I got a warning.
06:32Mrs. Walia, tell your mister.
06:34Stay away.
06:36You're wrong.
06:37You're wrong.
06:39You're wrong.
06:40You're wrong.
06:42You're wrong.
06:42You're wrong.
06:42You're wrong.
06:43You're wrong.
06:43Mrs. Pappneja and Tarneja,
06:45you're wrong.
06:46This was my wrong.
06:47In hospital,
06:48there was a long line.
06:49This was my wrong.
06:50Don't do it.
06:51I don't sit in your kitty.
06:52Don't sit.
06:53Pappneja, Tarneja.
06:57Oh, Monu.
06:58You've come to the time.
06:59Will you eat something?
07:00Yes, Monu.
07:01Now, let's go.
07:02Listen.
07:03Don't do it again.
07:05Don't do it again.
07:05I don't know which forest
07:06falls inside it.
07:09What, Monu?
07:11Are you going to play?
07:12No, Baba Ji.
07:13We cleaned the house.
07:14So, this is the old bat.
07:16Do you remember?
07:17Yes.
07:18I remember.
07:19I remember.
07:20I remember.
07:21When I was given you,
07:23you saw it,
07:24you saw it.
07:26You saw it.
07:26You saw it.
07:26You saw it.
07:27You saw it.
07:33You saw it.
07:41You saw it.
07:43What will you do?
07:44What will you do?
07:45But who will you call it?
07:50Oh.
07:51What will you call it?
07:53What will you call it?
07:53Oh.
07:54What will you call it?
07:56Oh, Monu.
07:57Oh, Monu.
07:58I thought you'll be big.
07:59But you're still asking questions like a child.
08:02Are you ever met with Sachin or not?
08:05Yes or not?
08:08No.
08:11Where are you going?
08:14Oh, Dolly.
08:16You gave me this Monu.
08:23Sumit,
08:25my new apron.
08:26How do you feel?
08:27It's very good.
08:29Do you say it?
08:30It's true.
08:31It's true.
08:32I haven't seen one time.
08:33Why are you frustrated?
08:34Maya,
08:37why did Papa Ji do that?
08:39Well, Papa Ji said a little joke.
08:41So, which is a big thing?
08:43All people say jokes to their children.
08:45I didn't say it.
08:46Okay.
08:48I'll tell you.
08:49Don't sleep,
08:49otherwise,
08:50the baby mama will come.
08:51And,
08:52the kids don't do homework,
08:54they are born in the next generation.
08:56And,
08:57my favorite joke is my favorite joke.
08:58No, son.
09:00Papa and Mama are just teaching a kiss.
09:01I'm learning something.
09:04Look,
09:05that's my favorite too.
09:08But,
09:09enough is enough.
09:11I've decided.
09:12Don't do it today.
09:13Don't do it today.
09:13Don't do it with children.
09:14Absolutely.
09:16What Papa Ji did with me,
09:18I won't do it with our children.
09:21Today,
09:21I'll tell them the truth.
09:23Always.
09:23Papa, Papa, Papa.
09:25Captain Cheetah is coming to my party yesterday.
09:28Captain what?
09:29Captain Cheetah,
09:30Aaliyah's favorite cartoon character.
09:33Cartoon name,
09:33Mommy, Superhero.
09:34He's the whole world.
09:36Like this.
09:37Like this.
09:38Like this.
09:38Like this.
09:40Say, Papa,
09:40that he's coming to my party.
09:43Then,
09:44who will be coming to the world?
09:49Look.
09:50Aaliyah,
09:51Aaliyah.
09:54Anything that you...
09:55Aaliyah,
09:55you will eat chocolate?
09:58Aaliyah,
09:59Aaliyah.
10:08Aaliyah.
10:09Listen to the question.
10:09Think the question,
10:10the question of Captain Cheetah...
10:11Uncle.
10:12What's the question,
10:12he's coming to the point?
10:14The question of Captain Cheetah,
10:15He doesn't see that.
10:15You understand it?
10:16Not.
10:17Not?
10:18Not.
10:19How can I tell you?
10:20How can I tell you?
10:22This is Captain Cheetah, right?
10:25He's doing stunts.
10:28He's not gravitationally possible.
10:31The Punjab power is biologically wrong.
10:36Scientifically speaking.
10:41Captain Cheetah will come to your party,
10:44then you can ask him.
10:45Yes!
10:47Go down and play.
10:48Then I will show my Punjab power.
10:52Yes!
10:54Why did you hit me like this?
10:56Once again, I will put it all together.
10:59You won't get angry with me.
11:02Maya,
11:04you have to tell the truth,
11:06that anything that comes to the TV,
11:08is not real.
11:09Mono!
11:10Mono!
11:12Mono!
11:13Have you eaten the bread?
11:15Come, sit.
11:18What happened?
11:19Is it okay, right?
11:21It's okay, mommy.
11:22No, mommy.
11:23It's a strange disease.
11:25Huh?
11:25The truth.
11:27That's a good joke, right?
11:29Mommy, I want to say that Captain Cheetah is only a cartoon character.
11:34Why are you talking about this?
11:36What?
11:37You have to lose your heart.
11:39Mommy, I don't want to say that my children are gay.
11:42What are you talking about?
11:43Are you talking about the serial dialogue?
11:45When did you think about the serial dialogue?
11:46How did you think about the serial dialogue?
11:48Come and say it.
11:49Come and say it.
11:50You forgot to say it.
11:50And Captain Cheetah is real.
11:52Come and say it.
11:52Mommy, I...
11:53Look, Mono,
11:55that small and sweet horse,
11:57there are cartoons in the world,
12:00there are books,
12:00there are movies,
12:01there are movies,
12:02there are movies,
12:03so why don't you bring the world to black and red?
12:05Why don't you bring the world to black and red?
12:07But,
12:07as it will grow,
12:09you will come back to the real world.
12:11Why did you learn so quickly?
12:13Mommy,
12:14you've said a great story.
12:16I'm always talking about this.
12:18You'll hear it, right?
12:22Mono,
12:24you have to say a joke sometimes.
12:26If we don't say a joke,
12:28we can't stand alone.
12:30Do you understand?
12:32I'm going.
12:33I'm not a joke.
12:34Oh,
12:34you're not a joke.
12:36Don't you?
12:37I'm not a joke.
12:39In your culture,
12:40you're doing well,
12:40you're playing me the same.
12:43You're playing me.
12:44Mommy Ji did my hair and enjoyed it.
12:49In my culture,
12:50I mean, Mommy Ji...
13:04What are you thinking, Sumit?
13:05Mother-in-law said that I'm thinking about it.
13:08What do you mean?
13:09I mean, what truth is in my life, what truth?
13:13Is Mother-in-law, Father-in-law, actually my Mother-in-law and Father-in-law?
13:17Or like Rajneesh said in childhood,
13:19that they bought me from my father-in-law?
13:23Do you really feel a disease?
13:25Maya, I don't believe anything on any other thing.
13:29Whatever I see, I'm looking at it.
13:31Do you know, when you asked me,
13:34do you like me or Sachin?
13:36I said to myself,
13:38I love Sachin more than you.
13:41I'll tell you,
13:42if you don't have a smile,
13:44I'll kill you on your head.
13:48Don't kill me, Maya.
13:50I'll kill you.
13:52I'll kill you.
13:53Today, I'll believe in my eyes.
13:58Why, Kancheeta?
13:59I'll kill you.
14:02I'll kill you, let me see.
14:06Listen to me, my heart.
14:13Why, Kancheeta?
14:16Go to me.
14:19How much do you feel?
14:24What are you doing?
14:27Who is it?
14:28My name is depth-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at
14:29-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at
14:29-at-at-at-at-at-at-at.
14:29Captain Cheetah?
14:30Correct.
14:31Captain Cheetah has come.
14:33The sun is rising.
14:35Listen to me, Rida.
14:40But Captain Cheetah,
14:42my birthday is yesterday.
14:44Why are you here today?
14:47Surprise.
14:48Surprise.
14:50Captain, I mean, Mr. Cheetah, sir.
14:53Come here, right?
14:54I don't want to talk to you.
14:57Come here, Captain Cheetah.
15:00The sun is rising.
15:02Listen to me.
15:07What are you doing here?
15:11Captain Cheetah, the state of the world.
15:14If you're Captain Cheetah,
15:16then I'm your father.
15:18I mean, your father.
15:22If you don't fight,
15:23my children are confused.
15:24Why are you confusing yourself?
15:26What are you confusing?
15:27What is the actual Captain Cheetah?
15:29I am.
15:31Captain Cheetah's name is theaktion Census Central.
15:37Two dizzy at rates of rich hoards?
15:41Tell me about Captain Cheetah's name.
15:41Wrong!
15:42You're dead!
15:45That's correct.
15:46Tell me,as Being Captain Cheetah,
15:52I am.
15:53Yeah!
15:54No, who is it?
15:55I am the only one.
15:57Look, Punjab power!
15:59Punjab power on!
16:02Wow!
16:05I am the only one!
16:06Punjab power on!
16:08Ah!
16:10Ah!
16:12Ah!
16:14Punjab power
16:15Nobody can do this!
16:18Hey, now
16:19I will show you the Punjabi power!
16:22Come on!
16:23Come on!
16:27Oh!
16:29Oh!
16:29Oh!
16:32Hey, wait!
16:34Wait!
16:36How are you doing?
16:38I am the only one!
16:41I am the only one!
16:43I am the only one!
16:44Look!
16:47You can't give me a smart girl
16:49I am the only one!
16:50Come on, you can get the Punjab
16:52and go out here!
16:55What's wrong?
16:56Hey!
16:57Look!
16:58I have been so many years
17:00here!
17:02Bye!
17:04I will tell you the captain tomorrow!
17:05Yes, son!
17:07Tell me!
17:15Tell me!
17:16I am the only one!
17:19You are the only one lady in my life!
17:19Have a very nice man!
17:22Tell you,
17:23now is just so much!
17:25I will try to understand all.
17:27Come on!
17:28Oh, oh, oh!
17:30Oh, oh, oh!
17:33Oh!
17:34Hey, hey.
17:37Mono.
17:38Papa, I was just saying that you keep my children as a joke.
17:44That was just a story.
17:47And it's a job for your father's father's father.
17:50But, Papa, you said that the joke of the bat was not a joke of the father's father's father.
17:54Do you know how I was disappointed?
17:57But that's the same thing.
17:58And what is this bat?
18:00You're a little bit of a snake.
18:01You're a little bit of a snake.
18:02Yes.
18:03Now that's the same thing, right?
18:05I don't understand why you're so angry.
18:09Papa, you knew what happened to me.
18:10You knew what happened to me.
18:12And then you took me a fake autograph?
18:15No.
18:15What's he doing?
18:16He said that he was a dumb.
18:19He wasn't happy on the TV.
18:22He wanted to have a autograph.
18:24I didn't have a set-in with him.
18:27He had to have a situation.
18:32And he was in his house.
18:32And finally, he went to his dressing room and he was in his dressing room.
18:33And every time he got his job.
18:36He got his job.
18:40I thought the last time I will not be able to take your hands off your face.
18:45It will not be able to do anything.
18:47That's why you killed Sachin's autograph.
18:50No, it was not easy.
18:52I had to practice many days.
18:57But Papa, why did you hide the truth to me?
19:00I was able to hide the truth.
19:02But you are disappointed,
19:04which I didn't want to be like a father.
19:05I didn't want to be like a father.
19:08Like you are disappointed right now.
19:13I am sorry, Mono.
19:25What are you doing?
19:27I am going to take your back.
19:44Full time. Thank you, Papa.
19:47I am sorry.
19:48How do you keep my back?
19:49I am sorry.
19:52I will keep my back.
19:55I will keep my back.
19:59I will keep my back.
20:00I have given you a car.
20:03I have given you a car.
20:04And it is also a very centi story.
20:07Papa Ji.
20:10One day for one day,
20:11one of the best things is enough.
20:21Kids...
20:22Cupcakes...
20:23And burgers.
20:52Oh
20:54Oh
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