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00:10I have told you that you need to edit Monday, then you need it.
00:14Oh, wow, Sumit.
00:16After promotion, you have to talk like boss.
00:18You know, Maya, I hate bhaanas.
00:21Sometimes you have to get angry that you are a senior.
00:25No child.
00:26You are listening.
00:28I said, what did you get in the old school?
00:32What did you get?
00:34What did you get?
00:37What did you get?
00:39What did you get?
00:45What did you get?
00:46What did you get?
00:47What did you get?
00:47For ten seconds, there was a feeling of murder.
00:50Where are the kids?
00:51These are my school friends.
00:54Papa-ji, Mama-ji.
00:55You forgot all these photographs.
00:58What did you get?
00:59This is so funny.
01:01This is so funny.
01:02Oh!
01:03Oh!
01:03Oh!
01:05Oh!
01:06Don't you.
01:08Oh!
01:13Oh!
01:23Don't worry, I have uploaded all these photos in the social network in the morning.
01:32Come on, I'm going to teach you to tangle me.
01:35I'm going to teach you to tag me.
01:37Come on.
01:42This Sunday is your reunion of Plus Two, right?
01:46I'm going to meet you on these photos.
01:54Is this your reunion of school?
01:56Did you tell me?
01:58But I wasn't going to go.
02:00What's the benefit of telling you?
02:02How are you going to go like that?
02:04How are you going to go like that?
02:07Yes, but so many years later, I want to meet those friends.
02:11I want to listen to those stories.
02:13I remember how the principal was hurt.
02:15I remember how the seniors were hurt.
02:17I remember how the six-standard girls were hurt.
02:21I remember how the six-standard girls were hurt.
02:22Everyone was hurt.
02:23I was hurt.
02:26Maya, what is the benefit of these memories?
02:30I understood why I didn't want to go.
02:32Maya, this girl was a girl in Plus Two.
02:37No, Rajneesh.
02:41No, sincere.
02:42Sincere.
02:44Come on, Sumit.
02:46I also want to know that you were how I met.
02:49Maya, you don't know my batch mates.
02:51They will be going to show off there.
02:53This is my new house.
02:54This is my new car.
02:55This is my new sister.
02:57Why are you insecure?
02:59You have a great job.
03:02You have to sit up and sit with big cricketers.
03:06You are the old boy.
03:07a daughter, two love children, a house, and you are so nervous.
03:16That's right. That's not your answer.
03:23I mean, that's okay.
03:26We'll go back to 10 minutes and we'll come back.
03:42We'll go back to 10 minutes.
03:44Yes, yes.
03:46Maya.
03:48Look at these faces.
03:50They're one of them.
03:52They've got my notes in exam.
03:55They've got a protractor in the class.
03:57They would eat my tiffin.
04:00You would also have tiffin in the plus two.
04:08You?
04:09No.
04:10Nothing.
04:12No, thank you.
04:16Chonty Narula?
04:18Hey!
04:19Hey!
04:20Hey!
04:20Hey!
04:21Hey!
04:22Hey!
04:23Hey!
04:23Hey!
04:24Hey!
04:25Hey!
04:27Hey!
04:28You boss, you still a little girl?
04:35Yeah
04:36Hey!
04:41Hey!
04:45Hey!
04:45Hey!
04:46Hey!
04:47Hey!
04:49Hey!
04:54Hey!
04:57Hey!
04:59What happened was the right thing.
05:01Did you do it?
05:03Look.
05:05Nimmo.
05:06Papa said to him that Nimmo would run away.
05:08So, I went to Nimmo.
05:11Did you take him?
05:13He was trying to take care of three children.
05:16He was trying to take care of the house.
05:19Papa said to him, do three things.
05:20No.
05:25Papa said to him.
05:29What was the same in school?
05:32Baba Ji, our tiger is a tiger.
05:35Really?
05:36What are you talking about?
05:37I was talking about tiger.
05:40Why are you talking about it?
05:41Remember, you ate nine nine and eight hundred people.
05:45Without water, I didn't drink water.
05:49What?
05:50What is the tiger eating?
05:54Let's see, what is this for eating?
05:56What is this for eating?
05:56Let's see.
05:58Wow, wow.
05:59What a great deal.
06:00Hey, stop, stop.
06:01Papa said, Chonty, I have to wear this clothes.
06:03I have to wear this clothes.
06:04What do I do?
06:05Hey, Sumit.
06:06Chonty.
06:08Both of you three, get out.
06:12Manish, sir.
06:13Hey.
06:16Hey.
06:22Hey.
06:29Hey.
06:30Hey.
06:31Hey.
06:39Hey.
06:51Hey.
06:55Hey.
06:56You guys fight the girls, I'm going to be in the ladies room.
06:59One lady is taking me too.
07:06Dad, we were all three girls in the bathroom.
07:09No, we didn't go. It was broken.
07:12And they were crying.
07:14They were like a child.
07:17What was that?
07:18That Karan Makheja gave us all three in the bathroom,
07:21and then put the latch on outside and locked it.
07:23It was a little girl.
07:25It was a little girl.
07:26It was a little girl.
07:27Yes, I didn't have permission of my father.
07:36Guys, Nikita Sabarwal.
07:41Wow!
07:42Close your eyes.
07:46That's the same way, man.
07:49Darmat. Darmat. Attitude. Attitude.
07:51Hello.
07:53Hello.
08:00She talked to you.
08:03She said hi to you.
08:05She said hi to you.
08:05How much?
08:09I was going to get the new perfume.
08:16No.
08:19I'm going to get the new perfume.
08:20I'm going to get the new perfume.
08:20No, it's not.
08:20I remember when I first went to the exam,
08:21Nikita asked you.
08:23I remember?
08:23No.
08:24But I have given the wrong answer.
08:28Then the man came and talked to you with me,
08:31you're so stupid.
08:36I met a girl from your class.
08:38She called us on the table.
08:40Hi, Maya.
08:41Hi.
08:42Yes, sure.
08:43Sumit, this is Nikita.
08:45You would know. She was in your class.
08:48Yes, it would.
08:51Nikita.
08:53Aha.
08:54Halkai,
08:55I remember.
08:58This is Sumit.
08:59I'm sorry.
09:01I don't remember anything.
09:06How can this happen?
09:07This is the one who gave you the wrong answer to the exam.
09:12Let's go, Maya.
09:13Sure, sure.
09:14Come.
09:14Come, Sumit.
09:16Okay.
09:17Bye, friends.
09:18If you ask something,
09:19give me a correct answer.
09:23Let's go.
09:25Let's go.
09:25Let's go.
09:26Let's go.
09:26The lovely Nikita Sabarwal.
09:28You came in the reunion.
09:33This is Karan Makija.
09:36Guys, I want you to meet Maya Walia.
09:39Hey.
09:39Hello.
09:40Hi.
09:41And this is Sumit Walia.
09:43This is our class.
09:45Hi.
09:48Oh.
09:49You are dead.
09:50You are dead.
09:52Yes.
09:53I thought Sumit Walia has cut a horse.
09:56And it's gone from Rebi.
10:01No.
10:02It was Namit Malia.
10:04Oh.
10:05Yes.
10:05Namit Malia.
10:06You are dead.
10:09You are dead.
10:13You are dead.
10:14You are dead.
10:14Hey, Maya.
10:14Can you see my school photo?
10:16You are so small.
10:18Really?
10:19Yes.
10:19Yeah, sure.
10:20Look, there is food.
10:21Okay.
10:22So, Sumit Walia.
10:27Oh.
10:28Oh.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:32Oh.
10:32Nakul, I was a star cricketer in any time.
10:34You know?
10:36Oh.
10:37Oh.
10:37Oh.
10:39Oh.
10:40Oh.
10:41Oh.
10:44Oh.
10:47Oh.
10:49Oh.
10:51Oh.
10:52Oh.
10:52Oh.
10:52Oh.
10:53уГеуГ╝уГЦ.
10:55I called her a girl's bathroom in a girl's bathroom.
11:02What's happening, guys?
11:03What's happening?
11:04What's happening?
11:05Oh.
11:05Music?
11:06Oh.
11:07Hey, Nikita.
11:08Yeah.
11:09Let's dance.
11:10Sure.
11:10Why not?
11:11Why, you'll come.
11:11Let's dance.
11:13Sumit, let's dance.
11:14No.
11:15You know I onlycore on Baraat.
11:19Come on, Sumit.
11:21All right, then.
11:22If you'll dance with Maya.
11:23Okay.
11:23What do you want me to go back?
11:27Eh...
11:28Eh...
11:29Eh...
11:30Eh...
11:30Eh...
11:30Eh...
11:31Eh...
11:31Eh...
11:31Eh...
11:31Eh...
11:53Eh...
11:53Eh...
11:55Eh...
11:56Eh...
11:56Eh...
11:58Eh...
12:03Eh...
12:04Eh...
12:05Eh...
12:05Eh...
12:05Eh...
12:05Eh...
12:07Eh...
12:08Eh...
12:22Eh...
12:23Oh
12:45Ab buzz bhi karo Maya, wese bhi step galat kar rhehi ho
12:49So what's the difference?
12:51How many days after I enjoyed it?
12:53I love dancing.
12:55Okay.
12:56So that means that you leave your husband
12:58and do a gang-gum style with a gang-gum?
13:02Are you jealous?
13:04I was enjoying it with your friends.
13:06Okay.
13:08So those people now become your friends?
13:11Who?
13:12Karan, Nikita, Punit, Seema, Sonam and Rishi?
13:16What happened, Sumit?
13:18Do you have any problem with them?
13:19They gave me the ladies in the washroom.
13:22Yes, but I don't have to do that.
13:26They will be very good with you, right?
13:30They will be very good at the canteen.
13:33What?
13:35You are also like that, Maya.
13:37Like that?
13:38The school's cool gang.
13:40All the popular girls,
13:42the girls who don't see us as well.
13:45Sumit, where are you going from?
13:47Where are you going from?
13:48I had a mood to dance.
13:50I didn't have to dance.
13:51I did a little dance.
13:52So what is the thing about it?
13:54I didn't want to go there.
13:56It's better than that.
13:57I would stop at home.
13:58On the sofa?
13:59On the shots?
14:01You don't want to go there sometimes.
14:03Then you think that I wasn't popular.
14:04Why wasn't it?
14:05So you become Miss Popular.
14:07But stay away from my school.
14:10Sumit, you are a very big boy.
14:12Yes, yes.
14:14The truth is coming in front of me.
14:16The red, the red, the red, the red.
14:18The red.
14:19The red.
14:19The red.
14:20The red.
14:21If you are in my school,
14:23you also find me a big boy.
14:24You understand?
14:26You don't have to eat your friends without water.
14:29You don't have to eat it without water.
14:30That's what you do.
14:31If I am so big,
14:33then why would you marry me like that?
14:37Maya?
14:38Maya?
14:38Maya?
14:40Maya?
14:41Because she is married.
15:10There is no you do.
15:21What do you want her to eat?
15:22The friend you are?
15:23You have to be pregnant.
15:26I'm going to take the dress from the bottom of my bed.
15:31This is your delivery.
15:33I need the rest of my bed last night.
15:36You have a lot of fun.
15:39You should also come too.
15:40People are remembering you.
15:42Really?
15:43Nikki is a good friend of yours.
15:46Your Nikki?
15:48She always comes back to me.
15:52And Karan Makhicha was remembering you.
15:55Yes.
15:56I always gave her a girl's toilet in school.
16:00And put a latch on outside.
16:07Karan Makhicha is very good.
16:10I did a lot of dance with her.
16:12In the 90's song?
16:14Yes.
16:33Karan Makhicha is very good.
16:34You came back to the veryods
16:36You drunk him like Javay Jaffari.
16:39Karan Makhicha is very good.
16:40You've been even better than Javay Jaffari.
16:40The mom has given me many talents.
16:41I am so sorry.
16:43If you're working on it,
16:44I'm so sorry.
16:44Even if you're working on it.
16:44If you're working on it,
16:45it's good.
16:48What's it going on?
16:49I'm sorry, brother.
16:51That's a little awkward.
16:53He doesn't dance, right?
16:54So, in a late night,
16:56he was carrying all his purse in the party,
16:58sitting in the kooni.
17:02Brother,
17:04you're welcome to these things.
17:06I told Virat Kohli
17:07in a five-star hotel.
17:09Why?
17:10She's also carrying a purse.
17:20Hi.
17:21Hi.
17:26Maya.
17:28Hmm?
17:29Would you go with me a disc?
17:30A disc?
17:34A disco.
17:36Would you go with me?
17:38Would you feel good to dance?
17:39I thought that...
17:42Yes.
17:43Why not?
17:45Okay.
17:47It's Saturday.
17:48It's Saturday.
17:49It's not possible.
17:50Next week...
17:51No problem.
17:52What happened?
17:53You know all the popular girls.
17:55I know all the stories.
17:57Because my hair is like my brother.
18:00You're like my brother.
18:03And...
18:04My father,
18:05I hate you.
18:07Maya, I know.
18:09I love you.
18:09We won't go this Saturday
18:11because you'll meet again in Mumbai.
18:17I'm running in Mumbai.
18:20All right...
18:20Come!
18:20Come!
18:20Come!
18:21And you have to take me a disc?
18:24That you're not a girl?
18:24I don't know you.
18:25Yes.
18:27Because I don't know any other way.
18:29I'm a little old.
18:33Sumit,
18:36tell me why I married you.
18:39What do I know?
18:41I'm giving myself a chance to give me a chance.
18:45Because I'm good.
18:49And?
18:55I have a car.
18:56I have a car.
19:00Wow!
19:01You have a own car?
19:04It's my father.
19:06But I usually get out of the night.
19:09I've never seen you in the canteen.
19:13Mommy gives Tiffin.
19:15She says,
19:16I don't know how to eat the canteen.
19:20How interesting.
19:21And tell me about it.
19:24How handsome are you here?
19:26Why are you wasting time for me?
19:28What is it?
19:29I like my mother and mother.
19:32And so,
19:33I am so happy.
19:33If you're the most popular guy
19:35you're the most popular guy
19:36that's the most popular guy
19:37that's you,
19:37you can't be so handsome.
19:42Nikita,
19:43you're the most confident guy.
19:44Really?
19:46Wow!
19:49Shut up!
19:50Oh, my God.
20:20Oh, my God.
20:50Oh, my God.
21:02Oh, my God.
21:09Oh, my God.
21:11Oh, my God.
21:12Oh, my God.
21:12Oh, my God.
21:12Oh, my God.
21:12Oh, my God.
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