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00:02The next show is my friend Sandhya's Ladies Sangeet.

00:05Are you free, right?

00:08Ladies Sangeet?

00:11The hot cousins of Sandhya's US, Riya and Nisha are also coming.

00:16Yes, I'm free.

00:18Perfect.

00:20The theme of Sangeet, I'm going to show you.

00:22Will you perform on which other songs?

00:24Hello?

00:25What did you do with your fingers?

00:26You're a little bit crazy.

00:27No, you don't want to play.

00:28You don't want to play.

00:29You don't want to play.

00:30And you don't want to do this in marriage.

00:32We're working on women.

00:33We're working on men.

00:34You're going to take a drink and drink.

00:36But Sangeet, how will I perform for you?

00:39Friends, what's your problem?

00:44What's your voice doing?

00:47I'm thinking of a cowboy.

00:48I'm taking a old cowboy.

00:49Obviously.

00:50I'm making a Volkswagen oil.

00:58Why did you fighter this car?

01:03This car is beating.

01:09I have to fight a young person.

01:12Be acc Santoе.

01:15I love to fuck all of that.

01:16You're turning on baby.

01:16Down Come on.

01:17You're coming.

01:18Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

01:28bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

01:29bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

01:35bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

01:36bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

01:38bum bum

01:43Bum Dua

01:46Monu, do you know

01:48your papa zeit and nippy uncle

01:50are all joist by praying for one week

01:51Kabaddi? Kabaddi? Kabaddi? Kabaddi? Kabaddi? Kabaddi? Kabaddi? Kabaddi?

01:55Why? What's that?

01:56Hey Monu, Kabaddi sir Dhywag Chust

01:59nd Shari Tandros

02:02Tandros

02:03I'm seeing Tandros

02:03haa

02:03It's Kandros

02:07Okay, Monu

02:08The next Shariwaar

02:09We planned a match of Kabaddi

02:11Hey, babbar shero ki toli versus east of clash ke kalender.

02:16Hey, babbar shero se jet takhirayenge.

02:19Hey, dhool ka halwa khaayenge.

02:21Mahalye walay chidhayenge, jab match har ke ayenge.

02:25Hey?

02:27Chasir, yaar, ab meeri semjh mein aara hai,

02:30jyo tu kiata rata hai.

02:31Ii chho'te walay ki akal thodhi kacchi na gai.

02:34Hey, humne to isko badam aur akh road ke laage bheja ta.

02:37Lekin bambai me na, isko samandar ki hawa lag gai.

02:41Shikud gaya dimaag bichare ka.

02:42Mera dimaag kaccha nahi hai.

02:45Chodh, bai jis baat ka ilaj hi na ho,

02:47uske baare bhe charcha kya karni hai?

02:49Baisi bhi bhoat kaam hai.

02:50Kabaddi ki team tiyaar karni hai.

02:52Acha, sun.

02:53Tu waisi agle shaniwar ko kya kar rhea hai?

02:56Shaniwar ko?

02:56Haan.

02:58Papi te.

03:00Papi te?

03:01Haa haa haa.

03:02Papi te lene jana hai.

03:04Maya, papi te.

03:05Papi te?

03:06Acha na?

03:07Haan.

03:08Tumhe, mahi saamjhata hon.

03:10Acha?

03:12Bhoat acche, Sumit.

03:13Papaji ko bilkul shak nai huwa

03:14ki tum jhut bol rhea ho.

03:15Maya, mamla gambheer hai.

03:18Papaji mujhe unki team join karne ke liye puchnay wale hai.

03:21Tum ar kabaddi?

03:23Exactly.

03:35Papaji

03:37Yeah, you have to take a look at some kind of a joke, right?

03:40Why do you want a joke?

03:41You're with me, you're with me.

03:44You're with me.

03:47Ah...

03:47I'm going to tell Papa Ji that I'm going to the song.

03:50You're going to tell Sandhya that I'm going with Papa Ji.

03:53I'll go out with Monty.

03:56Chicken parlor.

03:58Okay, Monu.

03:59We're coming out.

04:01Come on.

04:02Listen.

04:03You didn't know what you've done with the next shanichar?

04:07Ah...

04:08What, Papa Ji?

04:09The next shanivar...

04:12Maya's friend, right?

04:14I'll go to the ladies' sangeet.

04:17Ladies' sangeet?

04:19But what will you do?

04:22I'll go there...

04:25I'll go there.

04:26You'll go there?

04:28The time has changed.

04:30It's just fashion.

04:31The friends and sisters are playing together.

04:35Hey, Dippie.

04:37I've told Dolly for a few times...

04:39Don't shoot her in the childhood.

04:42Don't shoot her in the childhood.

04:43Don't shoot her in the childhood.

04:44Don't shoot her in the childhood.

04:46But I don't hear one.

04:48Look.

04:49Look.

04:50Let me see.

04:52What's the difference?

04:53I'll tell her in the childhood.

04:54Why are the kids like a girl?

04:59Listen.

05:00That's the shanichar.

05:02It's a shanichar.

05:03It's a special delivery from Batinda.

05:05So, I was asked...

05:06...that you came to the house...

05:08...so take it.

05:08With Batinda?

05:10Yes.

05:11In Batinda's bed...

05:13...there's something else in Batinda's bed...

05:14...there's something else.

05:17Okay.

05:18You just asked this?

05:19Yes.

05:20But you'll be busy...

05:21...with your car.

05:22...with your car.

05:23Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

05:27See.

05:28We're gonna go to the business.

05:30Ha ha ha ha ha!

05:31You go and visit us in the middle of the house.

05:33Ha ha ha ha ha!

05:34Quickly!

05:44Sumit.

05:45Supubub idea for ladies, it's a great idea.

05:47I thought it was a wonder hydrospace theme.

05:49I wear a sharoo and you're a sea.

05:51He has a frog-type dress, right?

05:53No, I have one idea.

05:54Okay?

05:55I'll go to the stage, and I'll go to my ceiling.

05:59I'll show you so much.

06:02Sumit.

06:03You didn't eat your shit again?

06:05Yeah!

06:06How did you do that?

06:08And you want me to wear a frog?

06:11Don't be smart.

06:12It's not a song song, right?

06:14So, you're also drunk with your brother.

06:16It's better to wear a frog in front of the aunties,

06:18but it's better that I'm going to be killed in the cupboard.

06:21One minute.

06:23Why did you say that?

06:24Because Papa Ji had put them in his team, right?

06:27Sonu? Papa Ji's team?

06:29Yes.

06:30That means Papa Ji asked Sonu to play the cupboard for the cupboard?

06:34Mother, you were saying that.

06:36Why didn't you ask me?

06:38If you asked me, then...

06:39Gober Khad, Monu.

06:41And Sonu for the cupboard for the cupboard.

06:43What a joke!

06:45Sumit.

06:45If you asked me, then you play.

06:47I'm not kidding.

06:48Of course, I didn't play.

06:50But Papa Ji wanted to ask one more time.

06:54What is that?

06:55What is that?

06:56What is that?

06:56Oh, Sumit.

06:59You're so emotional.

07:02Why are you so bad?

07:03Why are you feeling so bad?

07:05Wait a minute.

07:07To save your song,

07:09you don't have to say that.

07:12Mother, I don't have to say that.

07:14I don't have to say that.

07:25You're so emotional.

07:27You're so emotional.

07:32Come on.

07:35Will you suck your shit?

07:37No, I am proud of you.

07:38I am proud of you.

07:39I am proud of you.

07:44You're a fool of me.

07:45Did you make it?

07:46No, Baba Ji didn't make it.

07:50What else is it?

07:53Lassi.

07:54It's a special badaam lassi.

07:56It's for me to make me healthy before.

07:59But what do you have to do to drink?

08:05You look like a lot of rage.

08:08The chance to kill the dhobi-pattka is without a warrant.

08:11So it doesn't happen in a lot of rage.

08:13What?

08:14Baba Ji, I was wondering if your team is complete?

08:19Why?

08:20No, I was wondering if you need another game, then...

08:24You have to join my team?

08:25You're asking me to join me.

08:27No, I'll ask you, then you'll join me.

08:29You're asking, tell me.

08:31What are you asking?

08:33If I ask you, then I'll tell you.

08:35What are you asking?

08:35What is this?

08:40Okay, okay.

08:41If you're asking so much, then I'll be ready for your team.

08:45I'll be ready for your team.

08:46I'll tell you this special badaam lassi.

08:49What?

08:50What's the time?

08:51Hmm?

08:52The first people used to drink kubaddi for kubaddi.

08:55Today, people used to play kubaddi for kubaddi.

09:01Kubaddi, kubaddi, kubaddi, kubaddi, kubaddi, kubaddi, kubaddi.

09:07Paka?

09:10Paka!

09:10Paka, kya?

09:11Why do you want to play kubaddi?

09:13You can play, then why I can't play?

09:16Think, we are practicing for 4 hours a day or so morning,

09:19you'll drink at 7-8 o'clock,

09:22you'll drink 5 minutes,

09:24you'll drink a little till 5 minutes,

09:26you'll drink a little and 10 minutes,

09:28you'll drink a little and 20 minutes,

09:31you'll drink a little,

09:33you'll drink 50-50 kilos.

09:35I'm going to do it for 75 million dollars and then I'll do it for 200 push-ups.

09:45Shavasana, I would do it very well.

09:48You know me, you didn't have one day.

09:51You don't become more Dara Singh.

09:53What did you take to me in the first team?

09:56Did you understand your bond?

09:58Oh, he didn't take me in the team.

10:01That's what I took from Nippy uncle.

10:03What?

10:03Yeah?

10:04Yeah.

10:05Papa-ji, you didn't take me in the team.

10:07I took it?

10:08Let's go, I wanted to tell you first.

10:10I joined the team because you...

10:13No, no, why are you?

10:15Nothing.

10:15No, because I'm there...

10:21Shavasani, I don't want to go away.

10:22How do you forget our little boy?

10:24Our life changes?

10:27No, no.

10:28I'll meet you.

10:30Five, ten.

10:32But you said five to eight.

10:35Five to eight, Kabaddi's ability.

10:37And eight to ten, the love of love.

10:43Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi.

10:47Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi.

11:00Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi.

11:01Yes.

11:01What is this?

11:02You don't know everything about your family?

11:05I don't know.

11:06I don't know.

11:06Why don't you leave me?

11:09Sit down.

11:12If you leave me,

11:14then Sonu will take my fun for my life.

11:17Where is it?

11:18No, you'll die.

11:20I'm telling you, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi.

11:22No, no, no.

11:23I don't.

11:24What is this, Sumit?

11:26Why is this match so important for you?

11:28Why?

11:30Papa Ji has become Sonu's captain of the team.

11:33It's absolutely cheating.

11:35Papa Ji understands that Sonu's he-man is Sonu.

11:38I'm a police officer.

11:40But I also have to show Papa Ji that I'm a real man.

11:44I don't have a fear of a man.

11:46Ah!

11:48Ah!

11:49Ah!

11:54Ah!

11:57Ah!

11:58Ah!

11:59Are you like your pants?

12:00What happened?

12:012-3

12:01You'll go to my back.

12:03Am I a bitch?

12:05Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi

12:08Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi!

12:10Baba Ji, down again, Sarita.

12:12This joke doesn't have anything to say.

12:14If you say Sumitah is well enough,

12:16then there's logic to be also.

12:17Ok.

12:18The people are, Sumitah.

12:22I'll get you.

12:23Listen, don't waste time.

12:24I'm going to start a match for some hours.

12:26Listen, I'll tell you a mistake.

12:30The throat is like holding it like this.

12:32Just a little tight.

12:33If the throat is holding it, then I'll help.

12:36You're right, go back to your back.

12:38One, two, three.

12:47What happened, Baba Ji?

12:50It's fine, but the throat is fine.

12:52Baba Ji, you're fine, right?

12:53Yes, I'm fine. I'll take the throat.

12:55Nothing will happen to me.

12:57I'm with my two bumblebees.

13:00Baba Ji, I'm your bumblebees.

13:02Yes, exactly.

13:03You're my big and you're my small.

13:07But Baba Ji, how did we become bumblebees?

13:09How did you become bumblebees?

13:11What's the bumblebees?

13:13How did you become bumblebees?

13:14When they're going to kill the jungle,

13:16they'll become bumblebees.

13:18Baba Ji, let's talk about your name.

13:22Today, let's talk about your name.

13:23Okay, Sonu.

13:24Today, we'll show the world

13:25the people of the family.

13:31Oh, my God!

13:33Oh, my God!

13:34Oh, my God!

13:35What happened?

13:36That's the calendar of the Suresh.

13:38He gave us tickets to jump in the night.

13:41And now, we got a medal in the hospital.

13:44Now, we need to cancel the match.

13:46How did you take the matter?

13:48We're going to send all the money in Naleh.

13:51Yes, Naleh.

13:51There's an idea.

13:52What?

13:53There's an extra one in our team.

13:55Let them give you a gift.

13:59That's a great idea.

14:01But who will give you a gift?

14:02Who can do that?

14:04You.

14:05You.

14:06You.

14:07You.

14:09You.

14:10You.

14:11No, no, no, no.

14:14I don't want to go.

14:15I don't want to go.

14:16Who can do that?

14:17Who can do that?

14:18And if you're going to the team,

14:22you'll have to be your own.

14:22You.

14:23No, no, no.

14:25But, Papa, I'm a babar share.

14:27He said something more than me.

14:30When you're big, you'll become a babar share.

14:33Papa, I don't know anyone in that team.

14:35I won't go.

14:37Please, please.

14:38Don't do it.

14:38I'll kill you.

14:39I'll kill you.

14:40Okay, sonou.

14:41Put the bag in the bag.

14:42This is the serial.

14:43It's not the serial.

14:45It's not the serial.

14:46It's the serial.

14:47It's the serial.

14:55Okay, son.

14:57We'll meet in the war.

15:00Come on.

15:01Come on.

15:03Come on.

15:04Come on.

15:05Come on.

15:06Come on.

15:11Hey, Mono.

15:12Maya is saying that you're not good.

15:14Yes.

15:15It's a pair of mocha.

15:16It's a pair of hilly.

15:17I can't play a match.

15:19Can't play a match?

15:20You're crazy.

15:21You're crazy.

15:22You're waiting for your team.

15:24You're waiting for your name.

15:26You're going to get my name.

15:27I'm from the enemy team.

15:28You're in the enemy team.

15:29But my son is mine.

15:30You're not my own.

15:32Don't do it.

15:37Don't do it.

15:37You're your father.

15:38When I was in childhood, when I was in karate class,

15:41I was doing the same-to-same,

15:42I was acting like a fall-through type.

15:45Don't do it.

15:46Don't do it.

15:47Don't do it.

15:48You didn't do it.

15:48You didn't send me to Sonu.

15:49I was doing drawing classes.

15:51I went to drawing classes.

15:52Yes.

15:52I forgot.

15:54You liked your work.

15:55You liked your work from the beginning.

15:58If you had a problem,

15:59then put it in and say,

16:01that Indra Dhanushar Tittliya Amad

16:04doesn't do it.

16:06They don't do it.

16:10What's your problem?

16:13You don't understand me.

16:16You don't have to do such a problem.

16:19You don't have to do such a joke.

16:21You don't have to do such a difference.

16:21You don't have to worry about it.

16:22You don't have to worry about it.

16:24You don't have to worry about it.

16:24But you say and do things,

16:26you stop me.

16:27You think I'm a baby,

16:30I'm a baby.

16:32I'm a baby.

16:32Yes.

16:33I'm a sumita.

16:35My feelings hurt.

16:39Take it.

16:41Take it.

16:42Take it.

16:49I never thought

16:51that if you will give a love of both daughters,

16:54then it will be you.

17:01Father,

17:01I said something more.

17:06I'm sorry.

17:07No.

17:08No.

17:08It's okay.

17:11You have said to me,

17:13what's your problem?

17:17We can never say it to our father.

17:24My father

17:26used to kill us

17:28as well.

17:34We could never say it.

17:38What is your problem?

17:44Not only

17:45all children

17:50could be

17:58no support.

17:58Yeah, I'm not a father.

18:03I've failed.

18:05Father, don't say that.

18:08I'm not a better father.

18:11My house...

18:13is going to go all the way down.

18:17Probably every child...

18:21the child...

18:23is much better in these cases.

18:28It's possible to become a better father now.

18:32And perhaps...

18:34if you're good at it...

18:38I'm late for match.

18:45Let's go.

18:46Let's go.

18:58Will you play?

19:00I'll play...

19:01and I'll die too.

19:03Come on, child.

19:03Come on, baby.

19:05Come on, baby.

19:07Come on, baby.

19:08I have to try this blue one...

19:10I'll teach you this truth...

19:10you won't be able to get the hand to no one.

19:12Come on, baby.

19:17You shouldn't do it...

19:19Come on, baby.

19:20Come on, baby.

19:21I'm so glad to keep working.

19:23You don't run away as well.

19:23Every time I come.

19:26Come on, baby.

19:28Come on, baby.

19:30Come on, baby.

19:32What do you keep in your hands?

19:34Take your hands.

19:35This is a horrible thing that I am a father.

19:37Try it.

19:38Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

19:46Here it is.

19:52Greater Kailash, the D124 is in the hands of D124.

19:56Do you understand?

19:56Here it is.

20:01What?

20:14What?

20:16The D124 first floor is in the hands of D124.

20:18Do not cut these.

20:25Let's cut these.

20:31Kavliay, kavliy, kavliay...

20:35Kavliay, kavliay, kavliay...

20:39Kavliay, kavliay, kavliay...

20:54Handlas to karne-da-daadoh!

20:56Kavliash, kavliay, my chance deta hai, my chance deta hai.

21:01Oh my God, you're gonna kill me.

21:05God will definitely listen to you.

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