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00:06I know.
00:07What a romantic film, isn't it?
00:08I know.
00:09I know.
00:09What was the best scene of your film?
00:11Interval.
00:14This Shah Rukh Khan, from 1934, is the only acting from the film.
00:17Thank God for that.
00:19Because he sees the lost puppy's eyes from his eyes.
00:23I'm going to die.
00:24I'm going to die.
00:27Please.
00:28The age of 48, he's also going to die.
00:29It's a romance.
00:30It's a charm.
00:31Oh.
00:32And I'm going to die.
00:35I know.
00:36My young Rahul.
00:37Oh, my beautiful Simran.
00:40Guys.
00:41Guys, behave.
00:43Matai Ji is watching.
00:45Oh, my Diggy puns.
00:47Oh, Diggy.
00:48Oh, I haven't heard a silly pet name.
00:51And you're my cook.
00:54I was wrong.
00:57Guys, behave.
00:58Sir, you have chocolate.
01:00You're the first one being hungry.
01:08I'm hungry.
01:10I'm hungry.
01:13I'm hungry.
01:14I'm hungry.
01:16I'm hungry.
01:40Oh my Diggie Bum.
01:42My Cuckoo Boo Boo.
01:47I love you so much.
01:52What is something in my eyes?
01:59Oh my God.
02:01There is a lava cake.
02:02I don't have to worry about it.
02:04I'll stay there.
02:06I'm gonna go.
02:10Oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:15Oh, that didn't fall on my pants.
02:19Don't be ashamed guys.
02:21There are senior citizens here.
02:22Oh, man.
02:24What is the problem with your sister's face?
02:26You haven't done it yet.
02:27You haven't done it yet?
02:27Boss, in our culture.
02:29Of course.
02:30Do you remember, baby?
02:31When we went to Taj Mahal to the honeymoon.
02:36My mother.
02:38Our mother.
02:40My mother.
02:41My mother.
02:50Bloody hot, man.
02:57My mother.
02:58I'm not saying anything.
02:59I don't have to say anything.
03:00I don't have to say anything.
03:01Tell me what happened.
03:02You know what happened?
03:09My mother.
03:11Hey, Bodhu.
03:12My mother.
03:13Look what I've done.
03:14My father.
03:15Cut.
03:15I love you.
03:21Saigol lover
03:22Good
03:23Can you teach a psycho lover's child today?
03:28How could you learn another today?
03:29That was ┬г70.
03:33There was only ┬г60, but it was just ┬г70.
03:35It's almostYour school is clean tomorrow.
03:39What am I going to buy is just chips for everyone.
03:43Mummy, I will come to eat soup
03:45It's at 11 o'clock at night.
03:46My god, we have chips on two minutes.
03:48Oh, my god, stay here.
03:49Pen?
03:50This pen is in my study drawer.
03:52He had to write the pen, so he didn't get the pen.
03:55Do you know that your drawer is locked?
03:59Yes.
04:00Today, we will lock it and keep it locked.
04:03Children are dying.
04:05Yes.
04:06That's right.
04:07He didn't open it from me.
04:08He will open it from the kids.
04:09He has to break two fingers.
04:11Then he will open it.
04:12Who will drink tea?
04:13Who will drink tea?
04:13With the pen?
04:15Oh, son.
04:16Let's go.
04:17No.
04:17No.
04:17Don't worry.
04:19Don't worry.
04:19Don't worry.
04:19Don't worry.
04:19Don't worry.
04:21Don't worry.
04:22Don't worry.
04:22Don't worry.
04:23Don't worry.
04:25What were you doing in our bathroom?
04:31No.
04:32What were you doing?
04:33When you come to the house, you'll be there.
04:34We're here.
04:35You know.
04:37Sonu is on duty.
04:39Mom.
04:40Let's go.
04:41It's a little cold.
04:42You're going to go.
04:43You're going to eat a pot.
04:45You're going to eat a pot.
04:46Don't worry about it.
04:47Don't worry about it.
04:48Rajneesh.
04:50That's my toilet.
04:53Give it to me.
04:54Give it to me.
04:56Don't worry.
04:57I was watching a pot.
04:59It was too broken.
05:02Good night.
05:03Good night.
05:03Good night.
05:04Manu.
05:05Manu.
05:06That's right.
05:06I'll take your shower tomorrow.
05:09Okay.
05:18Please.
05:18I'll take care of you.
05:19Your shower has shattered.
05:24Your shower locked down.
05:24He hit me.
05:25I could go to the bathroom.
05:27It's missing.
05:30What's wrong?
05:32You'll be angry with your father.├аng
05:35I agree.
05:36Those who are...
05:36Don't listen to my father.
05:41Mother.
05:43They broke your two fingers, right?
05:46Okay.
05:47They do one.
05:48They stop them in the bowl
05:50and leave them all.
05:52You said that we don't go out today.
05:55And they will eat Italian in the vaps.
06:00What happened?
06:02What?
06:03I have done something.
06:04What?
06:05Because if I have done it,
06:06then I know it will go out.
06:07Because usually I have done something.
06:11Why do you never become romantic with me, Sumit?
06:18I know.
06:20This is Shah Rukh.
06:21How much romance is in Montyapriya today?
06:23Oh, wait.
06:24I've only got married for two years.
06:26Let's spend a little time.
06:27Let's see.
06:28What to see?
06:29That's the common roadblocks of life.
06:31EMI, job,
06:33children,
06:34bill is broken,
06:35shower is broken.
06:36How much time do you say I love you?
06:39You never say I love you.
06:41You don't say I love you.
06:43You don't say I love you.
06:44You don't say I love you.
06:44You don't say I love you.
06:45You don't say I love you.
06:46You don't say I love you.
06:49With your eyes.
06:52You have to say I love you.
06:53You don't say I love you.
06:56What the hell are you doing?
06:58And I don't say I love you.
07:07You don't say my eyes.
07:09You don't say I love you.
07:09I don't say I love you.
07:10My eyes.
07:18If you do this, you'll be flat on the earth.
07:22I'm doing it for you.
07:23I'm doing it for you.
07:25Father, I love you.
07:28Wow.
07:30That's the six words which is a dream of every woman.
07:33I love you.
07:34I love you.
07:35What?
07:38It's not like that.
07:40I didn't say that.
07:41I love you.
07:42I love you.
07:45It doesn't count in the night.
07:48I don't understand what you want.
07:51This is the problem.
07:53What?
07:54Nothing.
07:54It won't be you.
07:58Maya?
08:01How do I find the mosaic?
08:04Maya?
08:11I love you.
08:13I love you.
08:14I love you.
08:15I love you.
08:19I love you.
08:20Hi.
08:21Good morning.
08:22Good morning.
08:22Did you eat breakfast?
08:25What is this?
08:26How do I tell you?
08:27I'm going to South Ex.
08:29I'm going to South Ex.
08:30I love you.
08:32Love you, Karn.
08:33But why?
08:35That's the last night that...
08:37...that...
08:38...that...
08:38...priyapatni.
08:42...prim ki jyoti tumhari...
08:44...mere ridai ke deep mein...
08:49...yugon tak aise rahegi...
08:51...jaise moti seep mein.
08:58Seep is like shell.
09:03What?
09:04Nothing.
09:06Very sweet.
09:09What?
09:10What?
09:11I think something is wrong.
09:14I knew it.
09:16I didn't want that pop-up.
09:18I didn't know you.
09:20What?
09:22It's better to say in writing.
09:24You can say it.
09:25But this is a great title.
09:27Yes.
09:27End-mene love Sumith lickte to samajhti.
09:30Tum ne kya rikhha?
09:33Okay.
09:33Sumith.
09:36Come on, Maya.
09:38Tum mujhe jaanthi hu,
09:39...mujhse ye sab...
09:40...mujhse ye sab nahin hotha.
09:41I...
09:41...mei aise I love you nahi kehe saktah.
09:44It's not Indian.
09:46Isilie tu hindi mein itna lamba hai.
09:47Mei tumse piyaar karta hun.
09:50Jan pooch kar mushkil banaaya gaya hai.
09:53Ta ki hum kaya na sake.
09:55It's not us.
09:56Bauti fo'st sound karta hai.
09:57Like I will say and people will laugh.
09:59Who will laugh?
10:03Maya,
10:05we all say I love you is very forward.
10:08My mother and father also think like that.
10:10That's why I...
10:11So, you want to make our children like that?
10:17No.
10:19It's not so difficult, Sumit.
10:26I love you.
10:41I...
10:43You.
10:47Maya, you know what?
10:48Try again.
10:48Listen, this is the card.
10:50Everything is written in this card.
10:52Maya, listen, one more time.
10:54Maya, Will.
10:55Maya?
10:56I love you.
10:58Kiran.
11:03Stop.
11:03Papa...
11:04Papa...
11:06You were a plumber.
11:08He was a plumber.
11:08He was a plumber.
11:08He was a plumber.
11:09He was a plumber.
11:09He was a plumber.
11:11He was a plumber.
11:11He was a plumber.
11:18He was a plumber.
11:18He was a plumber.
11:22Of course.
11:23He was a plumber.
11:25Sorry.
11:26I didn't have a question for you to ask.
11:32It's alright.
11:35Done.
11:37It's a little bit of a change.
11:43What?
11:44It's cold water, and it's cold water.
11:47It's cold water.
11:50It's like this.
11:54I'm dead!
11:55You said it's cold water.
11:58I'm going to blow it!
11:58Stop it!
12:02Give me your hand.
12:07I'm always holding a tang.
12:18When did you say I love you last time?
12:27When did you say I love you?
12:29Is there any film going on here?
12:31No, I'm just...
12:33Look, this is real life.
12:35And in real life, no one doesn't do such a film.
12:39Who does it?
12:40Who does it?
12:41Take any one name.
12:42Maya.
12:45Maya?
12:45That's something else.
12:47She's from Bombay.
12:48She's probably playing high-five.
12:50But we're straight-up people.
12:53Have you ever...
12:55Hey!
12:56She's crazy!
12:57What?
12:58She's talking about her husband.
13:02She's talking about her mother.
13:04She's talking about her mother.
13:05Talk with respect.
13:08We're talking about her.
13:09Yes, that's the time.
13:10Why are you saying she's talking about me alone?
13:12What?
13:14If your food is alone, we don't talk about it.
13:18Don't talk about it.
13:20Don't talk about it alone.
13:22Don't talk about that.
13:23No.
13:23Don't talk about it.
13:25Don't talk about it.
13:29You were talking about me.
13:38Mother, I swear, there's nothing.
13:42I was just asking that...
13:44...why doesn't someone say I love you?
13:50I... I...
13:50No, no, no, Doddy! No, no!
13:54This is not a film.
13:56I also said that.
13:58It doesn't seem like that.
13:59You know Monu?
14:00I was married for three years, right?
14:02Yes.
14:03I was in the house, in the house.
14:05I was in the house.
14:06Then you became a child.
14:09In the joint family, it doesn't work.
14:12So, do you ever love in real life?
14:16They love, but...
14:17...with their sins.
14:18...with their sins.
14:20Yes.
14:21How much will they get lost in the house?
14:22You stay quiet.
14:24Mom...
14:24Look, son.
14:26It's not so good for us.
14:29Love show is too far.
14:30Do you know that my mother...
14:32...I didn't see my father's face.
14:34After marriage, my father didn't see her face.
14:38Mom, that time was different.
14:40Now...
14:40Now tell me...
14:42Do you ever want...
14:44...to say I love you?
14:46So that we go crazy?
14:47No.
14:48Why?
14:49If you say it, then...
14:51...you feel bad.
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