Hacks (2021) Season 5 Episode 8
The season finale of Hacks (2021) delivers a masterclass in character development and comedic timing. Deb and Ava navigate the complex dynamics of their professional relationship, confronting past challenges and forging a new path forward. This episode delves into the intricacies of ambition, the evolution of mentorship, and the enduring impact of personal history on creative endeavors.
Explore the crucial decisions made by our protagonists as they strategize for future success. The narrative skillfully blends moments of profound insight with sharp wit, offering valuable lessons on resilience and the pursuit of artistic integrity. Witness the culmination of their journey this season, setting the stage for what's to come.
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The season finale of Hacks (2021) delivers a masterclass in character development and comedic timing. Deb and Ava navigate the complex dynamics of their professional relationship, confronting past challenges and forging a new path forward. This episode delves into the intricacies of ambition, the evolution of mentorship, and the enduring impact of personal history on creative endeavors.
Explore the crucial decisions made by our protagonists as they strategize for future success. The narrative skillfully blends moments of profound insight with sharp wit, offering valuable lessons on resilience and the pursuit of artistic integrity. Witness the culmination of their journey this season, setting the stage for what's to come.
#HacksHBO #ComedySeries #SeasonFinale #AvaAndDeborah
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00:00Then I rise from the coffin into the air, decked out in a custom Schiaparelli ball gag and straitjacket.
00:08What do you think? Because I'm gagged?
00:10Wow, wow, wow. Lots of bells and whistles, huh?
00:13Oh, hi, Amanda. If it's my safety you're worried about, please, don't be. We're in talks with Pink's aerial team.
00:19Oh, no, no. It's not your safety I'm worried about. We need an audience. We need butts and seats.
00:23Of course, of course.
00:24So, we need to schedule your press conference so you can announce your on-sale date for your tickets.
00:29Oh, I can't do that.
00:31You're busy?
00:32No, no. I'm not allowed to perform or appear publicly until the day of the show.
00:36Well, no, everybody does something to announce their on-sale date.
00:39Billy Joel drove his boat all the way around Manhattan.
00:43Wow.
00:43Yeah. Turns out you can get pulled over in the sea.
00:45Well, don't worry. Me and my team will come up with something out of the box.
00:50Believe me, we are total, total professionals.
00:52Hi, Michael.
00:54I love your necklace. It's really cute.
00:56I'm just testing out the gear from my girl here.
00:59Fits like a glove.
01:01Oh, will you unbuckle me? I gotta pee.
01:03And poop.
01:07Hurry.
01:08Wow.
01:09Damien?
01:10It's actually quite cut.
01:19Oh, this is so sad.
01:21It's like the time my nanny moved out of our house for good.
01:23Remember my high school graduation?
01:25I don't like this either, okay? I love this office.
01:27But we just can't afford it anymore.
01:29Honestly, boss, I don't think getting rid of this face is even going to cut it.
01:32We're so in the red right now, our bottom line looks like the soles of one of those Louboutins.
01:37It's Louboutin, but let me see.
01:41Where are all of our lassie fees?
01:44Garnished. Restitution for the victims.
01:46Motherfucker, that dog.
01:47I hope it's dead.
01:49I'm sorry, but it cost us a ton of money.
01:51It's bitten many people, including me.
01:52I have a scar.
01:53You know, short shorts are in for men right now, and I can't even wear them.
01:56Never mind the shorts.
01:57Look at these expenditures, Jimmy.
01:595K a month for a pickleball membership for what?
02:02Bum knees and hip replacements with a bunch of geriatrics?
02:06Not worth the dink.
02:07Kids, if we don't tighten our belts, I don't think we're going to survive to Q4.
02:11That's where we're at right now.
02:12Okay, we only joined for FaceTime with Winnie Landell.
02:14I'm going to cancel that membership, okay?
02:15Thank you. Good.
02:16Least we can do.
02:19Did you do it?
02:21You put the big flap down first.
02:22Put one big flap down, one big flap up.
02:26Small flap down, big flap down.
02:28Scoot it in.
02:29Scooch it in.
02:30Yeah.
02:30Perfect.
02:32The other way.
02:34Yes, yes.
02:35Okay.
02:37Okay.
02:38The movers will get the rest of this crap tomorrow.
02:46I guess this is it.
02:47Mm-hmm.
03:13Hi.
03:14Hi.
03:15I need to cancel my membership.
03:16Last name is Lussac.
03:17Oh, okay.
03:18For the Schaefer Lussac account?
03:20Yes.
03:20Would you and your wife both like to cancel?
03:23She is not my wife, and yeah, we both need to cancel.
03:26Well, we'll just need three endorsements from members in good standing to cancel.
03:31You need me to get an endorsement to cancel?
03:33Yes.
03:33And a notarized signature from you and your wife.
03:36Jimmy!
03:37Oh, my God.
03:39Adele, hi.
03:40Oh, my God.
03:42Oh, my God.
03:43It is so kismet I'm running into you.
03:45I was just thinking about Gene's stand-up.
03:47That bit he did about how every member of Fleetwood Mac was always dressed for different weather.
03:51So good.
03:52And he always said if he hadn't been managed by your dad, he would have been bagging groceries.
03:57Well, it's so nice to hear his voice now in those Arby's ads.
04:00You hear his voice, too?
04:02No.
04:03Well, yes, in those commercials.
04:05His voice is in those Arby's ads.
04:07You have to tell them.
04:08Who?
04:08My kids.
04:09You have to tell them that you hear Gene's voice, too.
04:13That I am not crazy and that I can't live in my own home.
04:17Oh, Adele, I just...
04:19Honey, honey, Jimmy Lusack hears Daddy's voice, too.
04:22Oh, hi, Laura.
04:24Mr. Lusack.
04:25Could you hold on for one second?
04:26I'll be right back.
04:27I might need an endorsement soon.
04:29Yes.
04:29Big old update for you.
04:30Great.
04:31The passport we have on file expires within six months, so you'll have to renew that first.
04:38I have to renew my federal passport before I can cancel a pickleball club membership?
04:42Mm-hmm.
04:42And your wife's.
04:43She's not my wife, okay?
04:45I'm sorry.
04:46I gotta go save someone from a home.
04:48Excuse me.
04:49Here.
04:50Yeah.
04:50Hey, Laura.
04:51It's Jimmy.
04:51Yes.
04:52No, no, no, no.
04:53My dad used to represent your dad.
04:58Hi.
04:59I'm comedy icon Debra Vance, and here's the 411.
05:03This huge corporation tried to cramp my style, but I said, as if.
05:07So now, I'm doing a show at Madison Square Garden.
05:10So get your tickets today.
05:11It's gonna be all that and a bag of chips.
05:14And if you don't want to come, honey, talk to the hand, because the bass ain't listening.
05:18Okay, okay, okay, okay, cut, cut, cut, cut.
05:21What?
05:22What was that?
05:23What was that?
05:23All that and a bag of chips?
05:24That's not in here.
05:25I made a few changes, because some of this dialogue I would never say.
05:29Well, I am Debra Vance, and I would say that what I would never say is talk to the
05:34hand.
05:34Uh, well, we're different Debras.
05:38Excuse me?
05:40I'm 90s Debra, your current day Debra.
05:42I wouldn't even know how to begin to be a contemporary Debra.
05:45I'd have to get a new breastplate, rethink my padding, tits to taint.
05:48Okay.
05:49Um, okay, I just need you to say these words so that people will go to my website and buy
05:55tickets to my show.
05:57What the fuck is a website?
05:58Clinton's in office.
05:59Lady, what the fuck are you talking about?
06:00You've lost me.
06:01Well, I don't care if I've lost you, because you're supposed to be me!
06:05If I'm not you, then why am I on the Atkins diet?
06:09Okay, all right, we're gonna shoot this again.
06:12Scripted this time.
06:14Someone needs to gather her before I do.
06:19What did you say?
06:20Nothing.
06:21Nothing.
06:22Crusty old cunt.
06:24No, no, no.
06:25Hey, you're gonna hit a woman?
06:26Hey!
06:26If it's the night, it's the night!
06:28It's the night!
06:28It's the night!
06:29No!
06:29No!
06:29Debra, no!
06:30I do not endorse Debra!
06:32Debra, fire!
06:33You are fired!
06:34Fired?
06:35I quit!
06:36At last, I heard you're gagged, bitch, so good luck announcing your show without me!
06:40Let's go!
06:40Debra!
06:41All right, come on!
06:42Hey!
06:43I'm gonna sue your ass!
06:44Damien!
06:44I'll get darling Cochran on you!
06:46Damien, get out of here!
06:47Chloe!
06:50Chill!
06:52That was never gonna be bold enough anyway.
06:54I have to do something myself.
06:56Okay, well, if you can't perform live, we'll figure something out.
06:58Call the amazing Steven.
06:59What?
07:00The magician?
07:01No!
07:02Not anymore magic!
07:07Oh, my God!
07:08Good morning, Jay.
07:09Why are you here so early?
07:11Why are you here so early?
07:13That's not very mi casa as su casa of you.
07:15Um, I never said this was su casa, and I'm only asking because you usually get to the office
07:19at 11.30.
07:21Also, your snacks suck ass.
07:23Wet chicken and old stinky eggs.
07:24Those aren't snacks.
07:25Those are my meals for the week.
07:26That's labeled Tuesday dinner.
07:28Okay, I'm sorry.
07:29Okay, I'm trying here.
07:30These are the risks of working from home.
07:32It's a beautiful day!
07:33Oh, good morning.
07:34You're here, too.
07:35Yeah, and, uh, I got bad news.
07:38No, what is this?
07:40It's for you.
07:41Come on.
07:43I can't handle this.
07:44This...
07:46Oh, my God.
07:48We are being sued by your dad.
07:49What?
07:50For $30 million in loss of commissions for tampering with Bruno Fox?
07:54Oh, I...
07:55All we did was offer him a residency.
07:57It's not our fault that he was guilty of vehicular manslaughter.
07:59You wanted closure for the family!
08:01This is insane.
08:02Oh, my God.
08:04He's claiming emotional distress.
08:06My daddy doesn't have emotions!
08:08Not good, boss.
08:09My Uncle Morty faced an emotional distress charge when he botched a bris.
08:13Oh, my God.
08:14That's how...
08:15All right, this has gone too far.
08:16We need to go and reason with your father right now.
08:18Well, you've got to hurry if you're going to make Deborah's stunt.
08:20Yeah, come on.
08:20I'll drive.
08:21I can stop at home, and I'll get my cattle prod.
08:23Why do you have a cattle prod?
08:25For foreplay, Jimmy.
08:26Come on!
08:27You're going to eat those eggs?
08:28No, those are my eggs.
08:29Also, you're not eating them in the car.
08:32Baby, I want you.
08:35Baby, I need you.
08:37Well, there it is.
08:38The cube.
08:39Oh, Damien, I need a little touch-up.
08:41What's the yike?
08:42Oh, the Lancome.
08:43Are you sure about this?
08:44I'm sorry, it just doesn't seem safe.
08:45What choice do I have?
08:46I can't perform.
08:48But the amazing Stephen can pick me out of the audience as a volunteer.
08:53You know, it's not, uh, it's not some run-of-the-mill saw me and a half-trick.
08:59I mean, it's, it's the cube.
09:01Are you sure you're going to be okay in there?
09:02You get claustrophobic at condos.
09:04I'll be fine.
09:05I mean, they're going to just hoist me up, you know.
09:08I'll be there for an hour, an hour for my hour, and then I'll disappear, and I'll reappear
09:12at the Bellagio fountain.
09:13Mm-hmm.
09:15How's that going to work?
09:16How are you going to disappear?
09:17When he's ready, Stephen will activate a hidden electrical panel in the cube that makes it
09:22look empty.
09:23Then a pre-recorded hologram of May looking fabulous will appear at the Bellagio fountain.
09:28Et voila, I've magically transported.
09:31I'm sorry, I just don't get how this is going to help you sell tickets.
09:33Because my hologram's going to be wearing a t-shirt that says MSG911, tickets on sale
09:37now.
09:38And then there's a QR code below that where people can buy tickets as soon as the link goes
09:41live at midnight.
09:42Did someone say sorcerer?
09:44Oh, Stephen.
09:45No, no, no.
09:46Deb, how are you?
09:47You good?
09:48You been busy?
09:49Are you ready to transcend the physical laws of this universe in the 2018 Merlin Award-winning
09:53death-defying spectacle known only as the cube?
09:57I've never been more ready.
09:58Deb, this stunt is going to be fucking mental.
10:02Okay, please, I've had enough magic, okay?
10:05Oh, okay, non-believer, my favorite.
10:08Pick a card, wranger.
10:10Big one.
10:12There we go.
10:12You know, we don't have to do this, okay?
10:14Okay, fine.
10:14I recently had a very, very toxic experience with a magician who I was trying to push further
10:18into sex work, so please.
10:20All right, we don't have to do it.
10:22Oh!
10:23What?
10:24Where did you, okay, what, what, where did that, where did you put that?
10:27What did you do?
10:29Where did that go?
10:30Was that a hologram?
10:31No.
10:32No.
10:33See you soon.
10:34Oh my god.
10:35It's amazing.
10:35It's incredible.
10:36I love it.
10:36It's the best.
10:37It's crazy.
10:38Oh.
10:38Magic is real.
10:39Did he put it in his sleeve?
10:42The 4-0-5 at 5 o'clock?
10:44No, no, I'll take the chopper.
10:45Excuse us, we'll be in and out.
10:46Emotional distress, daddy?
10:48Really?
10:48I mean, come on, Michael, are you serious about this?
10:50When Bluto went to jail, I couldn't sleep for a week.
10:53Bluto?
10:54Yeah.
10:54The client's name is Bruno.
10:56All right, there, there, you see how messed up I am.
10:58Come on, you have all these in-house fancy lawyers.
11:01We just have Corbin...
11:03Bernson.
11:03Bernson from L.A. Law.
11:05He and my mom dated briefly, and he remembers a lot of law stuff from the Scrobes.
11:08Wow.
11:09We have who we have.
11:11We have who we have.
11:12Look, I know you hate me, and I get it, and that's fine, but this is going to destroy
11:16Kayla.
11:17Is that what you really want?
11:18No, it isn't, which is why I have an offer for you.
11:22Okay, great, whatever.
11:23What is it?
11:24If you allow Latitude to absorb Schaefer and Lussock, I'll drop the lawsuit.
11:29Hell no!
11:29Why would you even want to do that?
11:31I told you when I cut Kayla off.
11:33You're sullying the Schaefer family name, and I'm sick of it.
11:36You're blacklisted all over town.
11:37You work out of a hovel on the east side.
11:39You're a joke.
11:41A joke that I don't find funny.
11:45So, I suggest you take my offer, because it's the best you're going to get.
11:49Uh, yeah, you have a brain worm, honey.
11:51Because we're not doing that.
11:51Not after all the blood, sweat, and tears I put into that company.
11:54Wait, we'll think about it.
11:56What?
11:57Well, consider it.
11:58Well, you better do your considering in a hurry, because there's a clock on this offer.
12:02It's 24 hours, starting now.
12:06Okay, we'll be in touch.
12:0824.
12:0824.
12:09Okay.
12:23Ladies and gentlemen, kings and queens, are we ready for some magic?
12:27Yes!
12:29Before you is a cube.
12:31A cube that will be suspended 100 feet above the Las Vegas Strip.
12:36And in it, a volunteer who will be magically transported to the Bellagio Fountain.
12:41So, who here is brave enough to make history?
12:47Oh, you with the blonde up-do.
12:50Yeah, come forward.
12:53Oh, oh!
12:55It's Vegas is going down for a man.
12:56How fortuitous!
12:59Let's roll!
13:00Oh, boy!
13:20Debra is now 100 feet above the Vegas Strip.
13:23And what's going to happen while she's up there is going to be amazing.
13:37Uh, no, that's, uh, that's not part of the illusion.
13:41It's another blackout!
13:45What the?
13:51Um...
13:51Oh, shit.
13:53Shit!
13:54Hey!
13:56What the hell just happened?
13:58I don't know.
13:59It looks like the power's gone out in the whole city except for hotels with generators.
14:04And glass cubes?
14:06No.
14:08Um, well, maybe, maybe you, you should lower me then.
14:12Well, we can't because the, the, the cranes are electric, so we would need power to, to bring you down.
14:17You gotta, you gotta get me down.
14:19No, we can't, Deb.
14:21I'm stuck up here until the power comes back.
14:25Correct.
14:27This is not amazing, Steven.
14:29Don't say that!
14:32There is no way, okay?
14:35I know we don't have a lawyer in a pinstripe suit, or, you know, a profitable business.
14:39So what?
14:40Who cares?
14:41We will take out a loan on your house, sell your sperm, breast ever for money.
14:46We're, no way are we asking a client for a loan.
14:49We can't stay afloat on our commissions.
14:51We don't deserve to be in business.
14:54Shit.
14:55We are running out of battery.
14:56Wait, what?
14:57Fuck!
14:57Are you kidding me?
14:58How?
14:59I didn't charge the car.
15:00Okay, there!
15:02I cannot keep up with all the rules of this horrible machine.
15:05It's an electric car.
15:06There's only one rule.
15:06Plug it in at night.
15:07Didn't you see, like, a warning light or a beep?
15:09I'm driving, Jimmy, please!
15:11I know you're driving.
15:11I can't look at every, every gadget and button in the car.
15:14It's, oh my god.
15:15You are losing your voice from yelling at me.
15:17Kayla, we are an hour from Vegas and Debra's already up in the cube.
15:21I missed my diesel Porsche!
15:23Oh my god.
15:25Hey, gorgie girl.
15:26I, uh, got onto the fire department.
15:28Oh, thank god!
15:30Unfortunately, they don't have a ladder that can reach you.
15:33And even if they did, they're busy with other emergencies because of the outage.
15:36Since you're not injured, they said you're not a priority, which I think is unfair.
15:40I'm a celebrity!
15:42If I'm not a priority, who is?
15:44Nations topple when we lose respect for our icons.
15:46True.
15:47Let me see if I can work my magic.
15:49Ha ha, stop.
15:50Sorry.
15:50I'm gonna hand the walkie-talkie to your girlfriend here.
15:54She...
15:54Hey, just sit tight.
15:55It'll be okay.
15:56Look, Ava, Ava, I gotta get out of here.
15:58My makeup is melting.
15:59I look insane.
16:00Oh, okay.
16:00Well, you know, Pamela Anderson doesn't even wear me.
16:02Do not mention Pamela Anderson anymore!
16:05I am trying to beat crash-out allegations.
16:07I do not need to look like a freak show dangling 150 feet above the strip!
16:11Okay, okay, don't worry.
16:12Okay, the crowd is dispersing.
16:13Everybody's focused on their own emergencies.
16:15Okay, just stay calm.
16:16Chill.
16:17Go to your happy place.
16:18Neiman Marcus.
16:1990% off.
16:20Okay, okay.
16:21Excuse me, doll.
16:23Great news, Deb.
16:24I have a mate who's part of Cirque du Soleil.
16:27And they have one of those big bouncy trampolines.
16:29You know, the handheld ones?
16:31You could land on that if you're willing to jump.
16:34You would have to sign a pretty massive waiver.
16:37Thoughts?
16:38Jesus!
16:40Yeah, okay.
16:42She's not a jumper.
16:43That's fair.
16:47You're looking skinny, though, up there.
16:49Skinny bitch.
17:09Come in, Ava.
17:11Go for Ava.
17:13I have two things to say.
17:16One, if I ever get out of here, we need to take a vacation.
17:21Okay, like, do you mean like last time you said let's take a vacation and then we did nine shows
17:25a week at a Singapore casino?
17:27No.
17:28A real vacation.
17:32Okay.
17:34I'd love two.
17:36And what's two?
17:39I have to pee.
17:40Oh, shit, okay.
17:41Well, the cube looks like it's at a slight angle.
17:43You could go in the corner and let Miss Gravity do her thing.
17:45Oh, my God.
17:47Totally a bad idea.
17:49What about your shoes?
17:51Absolutely not.
17:52I'm not going to urinate in my shoes.
17:55Got a better idea?
18:00This has to be the stupidest thing I've ever done.
18:03And I went on a date with Saddam Hussein.
18:05You told me you said no.
18:07Well, I lied.
18:08It was the 80s.
18:08He was good then.
18:10You loved him.
18:12He was bisexual.
18:14Huh.
18:14I think this is karma.
18:16You know, for all those baby Jessica Wells jokes.
18:20Uh, no, it's not karma.
18:21I would say it's probably climate change.
18:23You know that thing I've been banging on about.
18:24Well, I guess they're going to happen more and more.
18:28Why do I do this to myself?
18:31Um, because you told the world and Amanda Weinberg that you're going to sell out MSG, so you needed eyeballs.
18:37Yeah.
18:37I could have just, you know, posted a screenshot of a notes app or a photo or made the Katja
18:44video work.
18:46Something less insane than this.
18:48Well, you needed to break through and grab attention and they put a muzzle on you, so you did what
18:52you had to do.
18:53You know, I think you do your best work when you're backed up against the law.
18:57Oh, cute.
19:01How ironic.
19:05I've been trying to make my obituary less embarrassing.
19:09Now it'll probably say, Deborah Vance died next to a shoe full of her own piss.
19:16At least it's a funnier one.
19:25I've been trying so hard to not seem crazy.
19:31Now I seem extra crazy.
19:34Deborah, you don't seem crazy.
19:36You are crazy.
19:37Hey!
19:38You got in a glass box and you're hanging from the sky above the Las Vegas strip to promote a
19:42comedy show.
19:43You're crazy for your work and you will do anything for it.
19:47And that is fucking cool.
19:48So fuck it if anyone sees you.
19:52Also, no one's paying attention.
19:56For the most part.
19:57There's a lot of other stuff going on.
19:59And blackouts don't last long.
20:01You're not in that much danger.
20:06But what if people thought I was?
20:10What?
20:11Okay.
20:12Get Damien.
20:13Get my phone.
20:14Call Danny on Channel 6 and get Mayor Joe.
20:17Oh, okay.
20:18Now!
20:19Damien!
20:27Are you pushing?
20:28I am pushing.
20:31Fuck.
20:33I need a break.
20:34I'm sorry.
20:34Okay, okay.
20:36Take a break.
20:46I can't do it.
20:48I can't give in to my dad.
20:50You think I want to go back to Latitude?
20:53The place where if I come in early they call me a loser?
20:56And if I come in late they say I was jerking it?
20:58No, I don't.
20:59Then why the heck are we doing it?
21:01For our clients.
21:03I mean, do you want to fight this thing because you think it's the right thing to do or for
21:07your ego?
21:08Ego!
21:09Okay.
21:10Well, look, we don't have the funds to fight it.
21:14And even if we did, it's not the right thing for the talent.
21:18We're blacklisted.
21:19We can't get new business.
21:21If we go back, at least we'll be protected by the Latitude name.
21:25And more importantly, our clients will be protected.
21:29But then, but then Latitude gets to be the winners.
21:37And my dad gets to keep us under his big thumb.
21:40It's not fair.
21:44He's been doing this to me my whole life.
21:46And now he's doing it to my best friend.
21:50You do so much for Debra.
21:52He's not going to get any credit.
21:53He's going to get all the credit.
21:55Is it really worth it?
22:00You know, when I was a kid, I loved TV and movies.
22:05It's all I wanted to do.
22:06But I'm just not creative like that.
22:09My talent is helping talent.
22:12When they win, I feel like I've won.
22:14But the only way that we can do that now is if we go with Latitude.
22:24Okay.
22:27Are you sure?
22:30Yeah.
22:33I'm sorry, Shae, for me, this act didn't work out.
22:36But it was really fun while it lasted.
22:42Do you want to know why I got into the business?
22:44Why?
22:46Dang it, what are you?
22:48Thanks.
22:51I love you.
22:52I love you, too.
22:55All right, pull it together.
22:57We're going to get this car to the charging station.
23:03Also, my hammies are really sore.
23:05I'm going to need you to rub out my ass later.
23:07Okay.
23:10Deborah, here we go!
23:14Breaking news.
23:15Disgraced comedian Deborah Vance is trapped.
23:18Breaking tonight.
23:18Former late-night host Deborah Vance is trapped.
23:21Tell us there's no way to get her down.
23:23We're closely here at CNN and we'll keep you updated with the latest.
23:25Citizens of Las Vegas, it brings me no pleasure to announce that my very dear friend, Deborah Vance, is hanging
23:32precariously above the strip with seemingly no way out.
23:34I've reached out to the fire department, I reached out to my strong friends at Thunder Down Under to see
23:42if they could catch her, but they left me on red.
23:45It's a time-sensitive situation that we are in right now.
23:47If the power doesn't return by morning and then that scorching Vegas sun rises on that glass cube, Deborah's going
23:55to be fried like an egg in less than 30 minutes.
23:57She's going to be burned alive.
24:01But I want everyone to rest easy because if that were to happen, or if she should fall, I am
24:07prepared to shoot while she's in the air, before she hits the ground.
24:11She's not going to be suffering in a vegetative state for months and months.
24:14She's going to be dead before impact.
24:18Because I love her.
24:20And I love you.
24:22God bless and God bless America.
24:24Your microphone smells weird.
24:27Oh, look at her.
24:29She's looking faint and frail.
24:31Ladies and gentlemen, this might be another woman dead on the Vegas Strip.
24:37Oh, my God.
24:54Oh, she's announcing tickets for her new show.
24:57Good idea.
25:09Stay alive, y'all.
25:13Y'all is back.
25:14What is that about?
25:19Wow.
25:20Wow.
25:21Wow.
25:21Would you look at that?
25:22She's still working to entertain you.
25:24She's always a consummate professional.
25:27Now, if she were going to live, I would definitely want to go see her at Madison Square Gardens.
25:31Am I right?
25:32But she's not.
25:32She's definitely going to die.
25:36Wow.
25:37Boy, she's sexy, huh?
25:38Oh, you know what?
25:39I'm fairly certain.
25:40That's a traditional clown Mexican dance.
25:42A Mexican clown dance.
25:43I hope it didn't offend anybody.
25:45We love our Mexican community in Vegas.
25:50Sandy, where are they?
25:51I'm so sorry.
25:52Sorry.
25:53Sorry.
25:53Sorry.
25:54Sorry.
25:54Sorry.
25:54Sorry.
25:55Sorry.
25:55Sorry we're late.
25:56And we missed all the action.
25:57Are you guys...
25:57Sorry we missed the action.
25:58Okay.
25:59Yeah.
25:59Yeah.
26:00I mean, there was a minute there where she was doing the Dougie and the Cube was swinging back
26:03and forth.
26:04We thought she might plummet to the ground.
26:05They're big numbers on mine now.
26:06She's fine.
26:07You two cool?
26:09Yeah.
26:09Yeah.
26:09All right.
26:10Oh, you are officially now a client of Latitude as Shae from the Tech has been acquired by them.
26:15Well, are you still my manager?
26:17Yeah, of course.
26:19Then I don't care.
26:22Debra!
26:23It's me, Kayla!
26:24You look great!
26:26She looks like shit.
26:27Kayla, what?
26:29She doesn't look great.
26:29No, she looks better.
26:30We've been through a lot.
26:31We had to push her car halfway here.
26:33What?
26:33And we still look good.
26:35Oh, yes.
26:37Yes.
26:38Yes.
26:43Get her down!
26:45Get her down!
26:46Get me down!
26:47Get her down!
26:48Get her down!
26:50Get her down!
26:50Get her down!
26:52Get her down!
26:52Get her down!
26:52Get her down!
26:57120 rated.
26:58That is perfect.
26:59Okay.
26:59She's got perfect blood pressure.
27:00It's the garden.
27:02I don't know.
27:02Okay.
27:05You have Debra.
27:06Well, open me up a big can of alphabet soup because I need to eat my words.
27:10Debra Vance, you have sold out Madison Square Garden, sister.
27:15Oh, my God!
27:16Oh, my God!
27:18I did?
27:19Already?
27:20Mm-hmm.
27:20In 10 fucking minutes, baby!
27:23Looks like your stop work.
27:24I guess the only thing that sells besides sex is watching a multimillionaire almost die.
27:29Anyway, see you in New York City.
27:38I think you should have some electrolytes.
27:42Oh, honey, I know I'm off sugar.
27:43Debra!
27:45Debra!
27:45Debra!
27:45I have to be bikini-ready for our vacation.
27:48Did you meant that?
27:49I did.
27:52I'll take it.
27:54Thanks.
27:55Congratulations, Debra.
27:57Here we go.
27:5825,000 seats!
28:00Now I'm scared.
28:01Ava.
28:02Oh!
28:03Are you all right?
28:03Honey!
28:05Oh, my God!
28:07Oh, my God!
28:08What are you doing?
28:10Yeah, you...
28:10This is too hard!
28:12This is too hard!
28:17Oh!
28:18Oh, look at this place.
28:23So, Michael, I just want to make sure that our clients are taken care of and that Kayla and
28:27Randy are set up for success here.
28:28Yeah, they'll be well taken care of, all of them.
28:30But you, I, um, I'm not so sure that we should put another white guy in a senior leadership
28:37position.
28:38You know, optics.
28:40I mean, you understand.
28:41You love all that woke shit.
28:43I do.
28:44Um, but yeah, I'm easy.
28:46You can put me at any desk.
28:48Well, we weren't thinking exactly a desk for you.
28:53What were you thinking?
28:55You're gonna love this.
29:04Diet doctor, Pepper, Raymond, Carver
29:10Sitting in the bathtub while they're knocking
29:14I wanna be
29:17Got some mail.
29:19There you go.
29:21I wanna be
29:23Untouchable
29:26Hey there.
29:27Okay.
29:28You took the door off its hinges
29:35Dollars red in the witness
29:37I felt the pecan
29:42I ate it
29:44I felt the pecan
29:47I ate it
29:52Pecan leeches off white underwear
29:58Neck back
29:59Inscrutable stare
30:01I wanna be
30:04Impossible
30:07I wanna be
30:10Impossible
30:15Fried flirt to the bartender
30:21We met last year
30:23We met last year
30:24Here, remember
30:26She says I'm old
30:28But
30:29I'm not dead
30:31She says I'm old
30:34But
30:35I'm not dead
30:40Rice, wine, lime, flavored waves
30:45Counting
30:46Soon
30:47Instead
30:48You're
30:48Into shore
30:48To
30:48Walk
30:48Can
30:49Be
30:51Try
30:53gesund
30:54Do
30:54hear
30:54Don
30:56order
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